[thrusters whoosh]
[serene music playing]
[sighs]
[KRS] Um, honey, I'm detecting a spike in your pulse.
What? Huh? Oh.
[KRS] You... okay?
Yeah. Yeah, it's...
[sighs] I just really thought we were gonna find him back there.
[KRS] You know, whenever I'm facing a seemingly impossible, insurmountable,
and incredibly arduous task,
a simple change in lighting
sometimes helps put me in the right state of mind.
Oh, right. Good call.
[KRS] Uh-huh.
[chuckles] Hey-hey! Ooh!
Ah.
[sighs] I just...
You know, when I thought I knew who took him,
as long as I knew where he was, then I could find a way in, but... [sighs]
...this-this not knowing...
that's actually what's scaring me.
[thrusters whoosh]
[Sean] Kssh!
[in deep voice] We have visual on a large indentation on the ceiling.
It appears to be in the shape of a large butt.
Kssh! We have visual on the owner of the butt.
I repeat, we have found the owner of the butt.
I see they give kids anything these days. What are youdoing with a spy orb?
[in own voice] Is that what it's called? I found it in my dad's tools.
Ugh.
I was thinking maybe I could make like a found-footage thing.
-Gimme! -Hey!
This is state-of-the-art tech.
-You know it has two-way audio? -[Sean gasps]
[Blobby] You pair the microphone with your viewing apparatus.
Standard surveillance gear.
Ahh. So, like a walkie-talkie, but with a camera.
I... don't know what that is.
It's like this, but on Earth. It basically does the same thing.
No, it's nothing like that.
My thing is cool and advanced.
Yours is dumb.
I mean, I think Earth has had them for a while.
-They're different things, okay?! -Okay! Gosh.
-[Blobby sighs] -[orb bleeps, whirs]
[beeping, trills]
[chuckles] Oh, you're pretty good at tech.
Yeah, this is honestly baby stuff.
I actually got a job offer from Gunstar, the game developer.
Wow. They have game developers out here?
Yeah, but I turned 'em down.
Their in-house software totally blows chunks.
Ugh, great. Now I got double dorks.
[door whirs, clanks]
Ah.
[door whirs, clanks]
[sighs] Feels good to be home.
[door whirs, clanks]
-[Sean giggling] -Wow.
You're in an awfully good mood for a girl whose father's been kidnapped.
Dad can handle himself. He's like the toughest guy ever.
Plus, we're back in space again.
-Silver lining. -Lisa!
What?
I'm just saying, you never told us there was this whole universe out here
that we were just totally deprived of.
What... "Deprived"?
Wow.
So an entire planet just isn't good enough for Lisa Hendrix, huh? Okay.
Once you know what you're missing out on, it's like space FOMO.
[chuckling]
Mom, can you honestly say that this isn't more exciting than Earth?
Aw, sweetheart. Exciting is relative.
You know, when you're grown and you have your own family,
this crazy thing happens
where you just don't want them in constant danger.
Where did you grow up that you were in constant danger?
Hey, KRS, do we, um, have anything on file for the Widowmaker?
[KRS] Sure thing, baby. Scanning all data entries.
Total Astro-net entries on the Widowmaker...
zero in existence?
Great. How are we gonna know what this guy even looks like?
All right, here's the plan. When we land, we do a sweep.
Every bounty hunter,
or anyone who even looks like a bounty hunter, we question.
-[Sean] Got him! -Wait. What?
Got a picture of him. It's on his website.
Hold up. He's got a website?
[bleep]
[heavy metal music plays loudly]
Agh! I hate sites with autoplay.
-Turn it down. -[tablet bleeps]
[Sean] Hmm. "The Widowmaker."
"Premiere bounty hunting and fugitive retrieval."
"No credit, no problem."
"Putting style back in stakeouts."
This guy's wardrobe is cringe.
Uh, are we looking at the same guy? His pants are leather with flames on them.
-Huh. Yeah. -Okay. That's our mark.
-[puma growls over tablet] -[dramatic music plays]
[thrusters whoosh]
-[Sean] Whoa. -[Blobby gasps]
Whoa.
[epic music plays]
[citizens screaming]
[metallic clank]
All right, now listen.
What we're not gonna do is have a repeat of the bounty exchange place.
This is about getting intel and getting out.
No fighting guards. No wandering off.
Everybody's gonna be cool. M'kay?
[gasps] Like a stealth mission?
Sure.
Um. We can't go in dressed like this.
No offense, but this is an elite gambling destination,
not Dollar 'Rita Night at Bucky's.
-Hey! -Hey!
I like my outfit.
I'm just telling you, we won't even make it past security.
[upbeat urban music plays]
♪ Why you look mad When the woman's a lady? ♪
♪ Wipe that look off your face When you see a girl come in first place ♪
♪ She bad, she work through the hate ♪
♪ Too bad I'm the boss I'm the one you can't play ♪
♪ Won't let you in and you can't complain No, sir, no, sir, we're not the same ♪
Wow! Mom!
Yeah, you look like a movie star.
What's with the mask?
You know, I just, uh...
I'd just rather keep a low profile.
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Am I suddenly invisible?
You look good too, Blobby.
I'd better.
This jacket costs more than your little lives.
And that will be 7,800 credits.
[chuckles]
I got this.
[scoffs]
Oh, and these points will go toward your Conglomerate rewards program,
Mr., uh... Tim.
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat electronic music plays]
Not gonna lie,
this might be the coolest planet we've been to.
-How's the action tonight, Freddie? -My name's not Freddie.
You're good. Welcome.
-[both] Hey! -No kids.
Excuse me?
[Lisa] Yeah, buddy. What do you mean "kids," huh?
[clears throat] I am a bounty hunter intern.
-And this... -Yeah, no kids allowed.
Ma'am, we have a state-of-the-art, complimentary daycare center
just around the corner.
-[mascot chuckles] -[child giggling]
Oh, uh... Daycare? Oh, that's nice.
What? Mom! What about the...
[whispers] ...mission?
Yeah. Seriously. What the heck?
Blobby, are you a kid?
Oh. Wait. That's right.
Ha-ha!
Right this way, guys.
[grumbles]
-[orb bleeps] -Hmm.
-[tablet trills] -[gasps]
-Gah! What the... -[tablet trilling]
I'm your eye in the sky.
Uh. Hmm.
[funky music playing]
[cheering]
[slot machine trilling]
-Woo-hoo! -[coins clinking]
[mutters]
[grunts]
[player grumbles]
I don't know if this place has a website,
but if they do, I am leaving a great review.
Give me six G-stacks.
Okay, let's go over our character backstories.
What?
I'll be Xandar, intergalactic playboy.
I'm insanely rich from my career as a restaurant architect-slash-DJ.
You'll be Gillessica.
You're a fashion-model- slash-energy-drink-model-slash-activist.
And you're obsessed with me, except I'm emotionally distant,
ever since the death of my parents by assassins.
What I need you to do is to be cool
so that I can go find out what I need to know.
Oh, Gillessica. This is exactly why our marriage is on the rocks.
We never play anymore.
Oh, my gosh. Shut up, please. [gasps]
[menacing ambient music plays]
Ha-ha-ha!
[tongue rattles]
Get your chips. We're going over there.
Sir, your card was declined.
What? [chuckles]
That's preposterous.
[sighs] Fine.
Using my own money. This is so not you, Blobby.
This place is a disgrace!
-[children giggle] -You speak into it, and he can hear you.
[sighs] This is such a rip. I should be in there. I'm not a baby.
Either of you want to play Ring Around the Saturn?
You get to wear a cool hat!
Beat it, lady.
-We're on a very important mission. -[gasps]
-[whimsical music plays] -I'm it! I'm it!
-[all laughing] -[child] Oh, yay!
[all whoop]
Ugh. Traitor.
[babbles indistinctly]
[mysterious music plays]
Keep 'em coming, doll.
Nice outfit.
But, uh, you'd look better with a drink in your hand.
Thanks. I'm good.
All right, boys. What are we playing?
Around the World? Triple Dipple? Blind Man's Lover?
Poker, galactic-style.
[tense ambient music plays]
[gasps] Galactic-style poker? I know that.
[chuckles] Oh. Oh, yeah.
Oh, Galactic Poker. Classic good old...
I don't know Galactic Poker.
Why are you here then?
I play real card games. The collectible kind.
-[sighs] -[earpiece beeps]
-[Lisa] Well, well, well. -[gasps]
-[Lisa] Good thing you guys got me then. -Wait. What?
Okay, aim the camera at your cards. I'll walk you through it.
Really?
-Uh... Okay. -[poker chips clink]
Hold up.
-I thought you said you didn't know it. -[quietly] Lisa does.
Who is teaching her this stuff?
Okay, let's do this.
Whatcha playin'?
A grown-up game. Something you wouldn't know.
-Can I try? -Got 5,000 credits?
No.
I guess you can watch if you want.
-It's pretty complicated though. -My name's Halvey.
[upbeat music playing]
[all groan]
[growls, rattles]
-[ice clinking] -[sighs]
[cash register chiming]
[inaudible]
[music continues]
[all groan]
Mm-mm.
[growls softly]
Pot goes to the Widowmaker!
Uh!
The nice thing about having three eyes, I can tell you look good from every angle.
I'm about to break this guy's face.
Easy. Let me work my magic on the Widowmaker.
-I'm oozing my way into his heart. -Ew.
-[growls softly] -[Blobby] So, Widowmaker.
What brings a cool dude like you here?
Same as anyone.
Relaxation.
Big fan of your work, by the way.
I've seen all of your bounty hunting videos.
I didn't know you were a bounty hunter.
I'll have you know,
you're waiting on the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Well, second best.
[splutters] Ha-ha.
Oh, isn't she a riot?
What did you say?
I said "second best."
Everyone knows Sabo Brok's number one.
[wheezes] Ha-ha.
Now, now, Gillessica.
Sabo Brok.
That's who you think the best bounty hunter is?
[tense music intensifying]
[growling]
-[tense music ends] -[laughing heartily]
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
What a funny little world.
Would you believe, I happen to know Sabo Brok?
-Oh, yeah? -Yes. Got to know him well enough.
What with me cuffing him and carting him halfway across the galaxy.
Turned out he was an easy tag.
Found him working in a shoe shop, no less.
Even had him fit me a pair right before I slapped the cuffs on him.
[all laughing]
This guy, I tell you.
Now, if he was number one, and I managed to thump him...
well, I guess that makes me number one now.
Eh, hon?
Oh, man.
That guy sounds like a real loser. Ha-ha.
Whoa there.
He's to thank for all of this here.
To Sabo,
who made a better bounty hunter than a fugitive.
Well, who hired you? 'Cause they must've wanted him pretty bad.
Your girl's got me talking work when I should be playing cards.
Let's get back to it.
[tense music resumes]
Wait.
His parents just left him there, on his own?
All on his own.
-[all gasp] -[chitters] What did he do?
Isn't Earth super dangerous?
Yep. It didn't look good.
That is, until he met an Earth boy, named Elliott,
and they became really good friends because they both love Reese's Pieces.
[sighs] Oh, phew.
Okay. I was scared for a second.
That is until... the government agents found them!
-[all murmur nervously] -What? No. No! Not the government!
-[robot whines] -[Sean chuckles]
Seriously?
You've never invested in bot-coins?
Wow. I have so much to teach you.
[Widowmaker growling softly]
[pulsating suspenseful music plays]
Wait a minute.
[camera lens whirring]
[gasps] Blobby, he's bluffing.
What? How do you know?
Uh... Who's Blobby?
'Cause there's already two Zorgons on the table.
He doesn't have a Star Sweep.
-I don't know what you're saying. -[Lisa] Go all in.
What? No!
Do it!
Listen, you, I worked hard to steal this money.
Do it now!
-Uh... Uh... Uh... -[tense music intensifies]
Guh!
I'm all in.
[rattles]
Guess someone's got a hot hand.
[breathing heavily]
Unless you're lying.
Ha. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Ha-ha.
Funny thing about blobs, you can tell when they're nervous.
Huh. Really?
[chuckles nervously] I've... I've never heard that.
-Will you stop? -I can't, okay?
-[growls softly] -[poker chips clinking]
[tense music continues]
[growls softly]
I don't need it. I'll be at the bar.
[meows]
Gentlemen, your cards.
[exhales softly]
[tense music intensifies]
[Blobby groans anxiously]
Just take it. I can't look at it.
[dealer beeping robotically]
Sir, you...
have the winning hand!
-[funky music plays] -[gasps] What?
Win goes to Xandar!
-[all gasp] -What did you say your name was?
We did it!
We won!
-[players grumble] -Wait! Seriously?
Oh, my gosh! We did it.
I'm not broke! We did it!
Oh, no. Not there yet? Got it.
[growls softly]
-A fake tell. Impressive. -[sinister music plays]
Hey. Leaving so soon?
Think it's time I cashed out.
I better soak my wounds in my personal jacuzzi.
Night!
[jazz flute music playing]
He's leaving. You guys took too much of his money.
Yeah, we did.
[scoffs] I'm gonna follow him.
Cool. I'll be right behind you.
Right after this next hand.
[jazz music continues]
[waiter whirring]
-[grunts] -[growling]
-Oh. -[Giblin] Oh, hey.
Ready to let me take you up on that drink?
Here's the thing. No. Nope.
Mm-mm. Uh-uh. Never. Not interested.
Okay? Good chat.
-[guard 1 growls] -Come on. I insist.
[sighs]
My ship's parked nearby.
I was thinking maybe we could, uh...
Borsha-GOONTOo-Sow- MUSHgershINTIsoooow-Bleeeergh.
[Tess sighs, scoffs]
-[in alien language] I know what you said. -[gasps]
[Giblin grunts]
-You asked for it. -[growls, snarls]
[Tess grunting]
-[guard 2 snorts] -[Tess grunts, yells]
-[alien shrieks] -[guard 3 grunts]
[all gasp]
Ha! And they said those Tae Bo tapes were a waste.
[whispers] Look at me now.
-You punk! -[guard 2 squeals]
-[groans softly] -[jazz music continues]
[groans] Dang it, Tess.
[Blobby] ♪ La-duh-duh-duh ♪
[humming]
Oh! My own security escort.
Lead on, gentlemen.
And there's a tip in it if you can tell me where to find the after-party.
[chuckles] Argh!
-[guard growls] -[static crackles]
Uh-oh. That's not good.
Sean, it's time to go.
Well, guys, I gotta run, but text me. I'll show you guys how to play Team Squad.
-[all] Bye, Sean! -[child] See you later!
Thanks for showing me high-stakes poker.
Um, I don't really have a lot of Earth friends.
Maybe, if I'm in the area, we can hang out again?
Sure.
I don't have a lot of space friends either.
Here's our card. I already handed out a few.
[adventurous music plays]
[up-tempo jazz music plays]
[Lisa] Mom!
Wh-What... What are you guys doing? I'm trying to track the Widowmaker.
-It's Blobby. -What?
-[tablet bleeps] -[Blobby] No. No, please.
-Please! I'm not even with her! -[guard cackles]
-[static crackles] -Ugh. Gosh.
-Mom, what are they gonna do to Blobby? -We gotta save him!
I mean... do we?
-[gasps] -Mom!
All right, all right.
We'll save... Blobby.
-[tense music plays] -[Blobby panting]
[breathlessly] I told you, my name is Xandar.
Restaurant architect...
slash-DJ.
Give us your lady friend's name.
[tense music continues]
[pants]
I told you, she's nothing to me!
You don't know who I am, do you?
Your little girlfriend just assaulted a made Giblin.
You know who does that and lives to tell the tale?
-[music ends] -Very select, fortunate individuals?
[tense music resumes]
Do it.
[guard] Huh?
No.
-No! No! -[guard growls]
-[guard grunts] -No!
[tablet beeping]
It says he's close. He's gotta be in one of these ships.
-Huh? -[Blobby groans]
Did you do it yet?
What the... [sighs]
I'll do it myself.
[menacing music plays]
-[rattling] -[grunts]
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
-[giggling] -I don't believe this.
Oh, that feels great!
Could you do my left side? I'm actually a little tight back there.
-Get the big knives! -[grunts]
-[Blobby] No! No! No! -Ready?
[Blobby] No! Stop! Stop!
-No! -[clatter]
[dramatic music intensifying]
[music fades out]
Oh! Hey, family!
You guys didn't happen to bring any snacky-snacks?
I'm a little peckish from being tortured.
-[grunting] -[guns cock]
-Kids, get behind me. -[weapon whirs]
Nobody disrespects a member of the Giblin family.
Well, you disrespected a member of the Hendrix family.
[tense music intensifying]
[music ends abruptly]
Phillip! Honey! What's going on down here?
Nothing. It's fine. Just go back to bed, Ma.
[gasps] "Ma"? Is this your mother?
No.
-[whispers] Ma, don't tell 'em anything. -What is your business with my son?
Ma'am, you wanna know what your son said to me?
Ma, I-I didn't. I just, uh...
"Borsha-GOONTOo-Sow- MUSHgershINTIsoooow-Bleeeergh.
Le-Booonsawbeeegafaah."
[gasps] Phillip!
M-Ma, it's not like that.
Is that how I raised you?
A Giblin who speaks thatway?
Ma, I just...
I was trying to show off in front of the guys.
Is this how you're gonna represent the family someday, Phillip?
Is thisthe kind of boss you're gonna be?
No. [sighs]
Okay then. Now, apologize, and let these nice humanoids go.
All right, all right.
Sorry... ma'am.
[mother] Are those my good knives? Give me those!
Well, we completely lost the Widowmaker.
That was the only clue to finding your father.
And we accomplished nothing.
-Hey, I won a lot of dough. -[poker chips clinking]
[sighs] We won a lot of dough.
-[clattering nearby] -[Widowmaker rattles]
-Turn on, you cursed thing. -[clang]
Trying to take a hot soak, and it's colder than a Konobite's womb.
[weapon cocks, whirs]
Hey, easy with that thing.
Well, will you looky here? Talk about an easy tag.
All right, Mom, ready to beat the info out of him?
I grabbed some of these too!
-[grinding] -[Tess] Whoa. Hold up.
Remember what I said we were gonna do on this planet?
-Be cool? -That's right, Sean.
We're gonna ask nicely.
That's not what Dad would do.
[Tess] You know what? You're not with Dad, are you?
Mr. Widowmaker,
you've kidnapped somebody very important to us.
Sabo Brok.
Now, instead of beating you mercilessly,
we would like to first offer you a proposition.
-Gasp! -[Lisa gasps]
We will pay you these 15 G-Stacks,
some of which you yourself lost tonight,
only if you can tell us exactly where we can find Sabo Brok.
You're bribing me?
Mmm...
Yes.
Wow. I've never had a bribe before.
Usually, it's just getting knocked about or poked with spiky knives.
[weapons clang]
Well?
-Yeah, all right then. I'll tell you. -Really?
Yeah, I mean, I'm a ruthless merc.
It's not like there's a rule book or anything.
The people who put up the bounty, they're from Doloraam.
-[dramatic music plays] -What did you say?
Doloraam. High council. Very hush-hush.
Said they wanted him alive.
What's "Doloraam"?
Hey, Mom?
M... Mom?
[drums beating]
-[man] Hello, Sabo. -Huh?
[crowd cheers]
[hip-hop music playing]
♪ Imma bring it, ain't no cappin' ♪
♪ Way too fast like lightning You don't really wanna try me ♪
♪ It's high tide, I'm rising And you ain't never seen it like this ♪
♪ Watch me dance, whoo, yeah I might hit 'em like Mike did ♪
♪ Better yet, like Tyson Never spooked, I'm frightenin' ♪
♪ Hit the Hezi on 'em Shook 'em up, I'm stepping on 'em ♪
♪ They was thinking they special Till I went another level on 'em ♪
♪ Ain't got the muscle to muscle us Your bars don't ruffle us ♪
♪ I see the hate, say what you say Ain't got the power to muzzle us ♪
♪ I don't reach, I elevate ♪
♪ Haters mad, contortin' their features Looking Jell-o-faced ♪
♪ I'm just laughing more Feeling tickled by feather-weights ♪
♪ Who's never facing the fact Born leaders just detonate ♪
♪ Imma blow up, I don't know what ♪
♪ The level of shockwave that swoles up Means for the whole populous ♪
♪ I worry they may not exist ♪
♪ Problem is with all of this It's hard to keep the top on lids ♪
♪ Always tryna pop-off On god-awful costly politickin' ♪
♪ I'm the uncommon of men My noggin's always tickin' ♪
♪ Your noodle's ramen thick Blurrin' lines of common sense ♪
♪ Take off your oculus Let's talk through this ♪
♪ I can't promise you'll like what happens Imma bring it, ain't no cappin' ♪
-♪ Imma bring it, ain't no cappin' ♪ -[music fading out]