(upbeat music)
♪ It's your girl ♪
♪ They call me Alyze Elysia ♪
♪ Soul City, Soul City ♪
♪ I've come so far ♪
♪ I care what a nigga or bitch say ♪
♪ My life is what I work for ♪
♪ What I work for ♪
♪ I remember when I had no choice but sell my food stamps ♪
♪ just to keep my lights on ♪
♪ I remember when I fucked me a nigga no love involved ♪
♪ just had to keep my gas on ♪
♪ I remember working 12 hours shift ♪
♪ and at the end of the week it's like don't work shit ♪
♪ See I remember getting down ♪
♪ on my knees asking God please tell me ♪
♪ where I'm supposed to be, I've grown ♪
♪ I've come so far ♪
♪ I care what a nigga or a bitch say ♪
♪ My life is what I work for ♪
♪ What I work for ♪
♪ I've come so far ♪
♪ I care what a nigga or a bitch say ♪
♪ My life is what I work for ♪
♪ What I work for ♪
♪ Now bitch got the bank ♪
♪ Now my friends don't know me ♪
♪ Not cause I did them wrong ♪
♪ 'Cause the envious of me ♪
♪ Got family members who barely care to speak ♪
♪ Some never even watch my movies or congratulated me ♪
♪ That's the price of fame being a celebrity ♪
♪ People say I've changed but they know ♪
♪ that they changed on me ♪
♪ I tell you people say I've changed ♪
♪ But they know that they changed on me ♪
♪ I've come so far ♪
♪ I care what a nigga or a bitch say ♪
♪ My life is what I work for ♪
♪ What I work for ♪
♪ I've come so far ♪
♪ I care what a nigga or a bitch say ♪
♪ My life is what I work for ♪
♪ What I work for ♪
(upbeat music)
- Thank you sir.
God bless America.
Can you spare a brother a little change?
- Here you go.
- The hell, I look like I'm trying to find a job.
This is America, I need some spendable shit, some money.
You better take that on up the street.
- Come on man, you just spent the last two minutes talking
to me like you're the only one going through something.
I'm just trying to help,
beggars can't be choosers. - Beggar?
Who the hell is begging?
Look, I'm not about to sit out here and argue with you.
I just lost my job last week,
and you're out her begging for money.
You act like you're the only one going
through some shit.
I got to go home and tell my wife that we broke.
While you sit out here on your ass,
and beg people for their hard earned money.
Man you better take this paper and humble yourself.
- Thank you ma'am, God bless America.
Now repeat that long ass,
you don't know the hell you talking
about shit you just said.
- So you mean to tell me
that could just walk up here and give you
their hard earned money,
'cause you asked for it?
- Nigga, what the hell you think you doing?
- I'm about to sit out here with you,
and ask for some money.
Besides, I can make a little bit more money with my looks.
- You don't even want these problems.
- You got a gun?
- Like I said, you don't even want these problems,
so go on and get the hell up out of here.
You ain't finna mess with my money.
- Okay, I'm from the streets too.
I'll be back.
- I'm from the streets too, I'm known on the streets.
- Look ma'am. - I am not a ma'am,
I am a sir.
Did you even finish high school?
- Do you have a pen or pencil available?
- Yes, thank you. - Good, 444 dribble drive.
- [Caller] What is this, this isn't a confirmation number.
- No, it's a confirmation address.
So you can bring your punk ass over here,
and say that same shit that you just said to my face.
- Excuse me? - 'Cause obviously
you've got some shit you need to get off your damn chest.
- [Caller] Excuse me, this is unacceptable.
- No, what's unacceptable is you taking
your white privilege to the max?
Look, don't let Donald Trump get you fucked up.
- [Caller] For your FYI, I am black-
- Don't be trying to change the damn subject.
We not talking about no damn black essence.
- [Caller] Ma'am, I said I am of black descent.
- So you're like the Oreo type,
you know chocolate on the outside,
a little cream filling.
Okay. - How did you
even get this job?
- How you make your voice sound like that?
- [Caller] I mean seriously,
how did you get this job?
- No, I mean seriously,
how did you make your voice sound like that?
Could you say fuck you nigga in that voice,
'cause that shit right there is gonna be funny as hell.
I wanna record it too. - Excuse me.
- So now you can't hear. - Who is your superior?
'Cause your impulsive attitude,
I know it is not acceptable.
You can't talk to me that way. - You know what?
You right, I'm not taking my black privilege to the max.
Let me just get you these fees,
so you can get on off my line, 'cause you're worrying me.
Okay, you said you traveled to Tokyo,
you're making some good money.
Okay, that's gonna be 4,600.23.
How do you wanna pay, debit or credit?
- [Caller] Ms. McCall, thank you for your services,
but you failed our secret service test,
and your services with our company are no longer needed.
- Hello Rita, what are you doing with my phone?
You can't touch this, this is my work phone.
Hello, Hello.
Hello, Ms. McCall speaking.
Hello, hello?
Rita what did you do?
Who was on?
Hello? - Ms. McCall-
- Hi sir. - We already know
it was you the whole time.
- I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
Could you please pull me up to speed?
What is going on?
Rita, what did you do?
- [Caller] Ms. McCall this is your second secret call.
- No sir, that was my sister, Rita.
- [Caller] And you have cussed at customers,
threatened to have
your charges added to their bill.
- Rita what did you do?
- [Caller] Threatened to come to their homes.
You just called
that man an Oreo. - Sir.
- [Caller] That can't be tolerated.
- So I can't get a write up, or a warning.
- [Caller] Thank you for your time with us.
We will send your last check by mail.
- You ain't been down,
putting my damn check in no damn mail.
Gone keep depositing my damn check.
Don't start trying to send me no down paper cheque.
- [Caller] I'm really sorry.
- You are sorry, you're not giving me my job back.
What the fuck.
What the hell.
Hey, hey, hey, what the hell is you doing?
- Is this your car ma'am?
- Is this your mama car.
It's in my yard, ain't it?
- I'm repoing this vehicle.
Would you like to get your items out of the car?
- No, I would like for you to put my car down,
and bag your ass up away from my damn and house.
Look, look, take this.
Yeah, girl I cannot believe this car is doing this again.
- Lady, what the hell is you talking about?
- Hey Tracy. - Hey.
- [Pauletta] I see they repossessing your car.
- Oh honey you're seeing wrong baby.
No, my car just had a transmission issue,
and I'm just getting this young man
to take it on out of here.
- I was just telling Paul the other night.
I said, "Paul, those cars are not worth
"the money they charge."
- I feel like I got some of the hottest cars
in the neighborhood, so I disagree.
- You're so right.
People try to keep up with the Jones',
but can't even afford to keep up
with the cost of these cars.
So Ms.McCall, if you don't mind,
could you go in the house and get me the keys,
so I can get this beauty on over to the shop.
- Could you please excuse me
while I get this young specimen the keys to the car.
Your card please, thank you.
- I'ma pray for your car to have a speedy recovery, Tracy.
- Thank you. (phone rings)
- Gotcha Towing. - You think I didn't catch
that slick ass shit that you just said.
Look, you just put that damn money
that I gave you up under that damn mat.
And you bag your ass up out of my damn yard.
- Look, I already got the car on the lever.
I don't need your permission to take the car.
It'll be in your best interest to bring the keys on out.
Or matter of fact, I can tell your nosy neighbor,
your car being repoed.
- Tell her, I don't give a fuck.
Look, you just bag your ass up away from my damn car.
Matter of fact, you better put double locks
on that damn fence.
- Is that a threat?
- Oh no, I ain't making no threats, I make promises.
- Thanks for the tip ma'am.
- Tip my ass.
(upbeat music)
- How are you doing today?
- Oh, I'm blessed and highly favored.
- So I see, you are a good Christian woman.
Can you take this ticket back,
and act like this never happened?
- Hell no, absolutely not.
No way in hell.
And you can kiss my no ass.
- I guess that's a no.
You sit up here,
and act like you don't see me parking right here every day,
and you care to give me the same ticket every day.
Aren't you tired of harassing me?
- I'm glad you asked.
I don't get tired.
As a matter of fact, I can go for a long time.
You see, I'm not a Christian,
and I'm not a Catholic.
I'm a spiritual baby,
and you sir have been parking
in this loading zone for two weeks.
So since you wanna break the law,
I'm here to enforce it.
'Cause this job, is my job.
The job that pays my bills,
and I am not about to lose my job for your black ass.
- Okay, so obviously you're enforcing the law wrong.
You give me the same ticket every day
with your bad eye sight.
- I don't care if you tear it up,
I don't give a rabbit's ass.
Plus, you just got yourself a boot.
Now do you need me to call you a taxi?
- Come on man.
Damn man, shit.
- You can't catch a break for shit.
Here goes $10, I met my quarter for the day.
$75, my people will get that off.
- Come on man, you know I ain't got no $75.
- I don't wanna hear that victim shit.
Broke is a mind state.
Get that $75, you know where to find me.
- Paul, is that smoke?
Paul, Paul. - Yes dear.
- Is that smoke coming out of that window?
- I don't know dear.
- Do you think I should call the fire department?
- No, I think we should just stay out of it.
- No, I'm calling the fire department.
- Well look, why don't you just go knock on the door,
and make sure before you call the authorities.
- You know what, you absolutely right, come on.
- I think you should just go handle this alone.
You know what, I can.
♪ I been making money. ♪
♪ My girls making money, we've been making money. ♪
♪ My clique making money, my man making money ♪
♪ We've been making money. ♪
♪ My Gs making money. ♪
♪ My niggas on the gram they stay making money ♪
♪ My family making money ♪
♪ We all make money ♪
♪ We've been making money ♪
♪ Are you making money? ♪
♪ If you ain't making money, ♪
♪ Then nigga you're funny ♪
♪ Are you making money? ♪
♪ If you ain't making money ♪
♪ Then nigga you funny ♪
♪ You've been looking at a boss bitch ♪
♪ No shame in my game ♪
♪ Been on top of this money shit ♪
♪ Nigga even when I stay broke, ♪
♪ I had money on my mind ♪
♪ Putting plays in slow mo ♪
♪ Many called me a money whore ♪
♪ See they can call me what they want ♪
♪ But they won't call me dead broke ♪
♪ See they can call me what they want ♪
♪ But they won't call me dead broke ♪
♪ Are you making money? ♪
♪ If you ain't making money, ♪
♪ Then nigga you funny ♪
♪ Are you making money? ♪
♪ If you ain't making money ♪
♪ Then nigga you funny ♪
Tracy, Tracy, oh my God, Tracy.
Oh my God, hold on.
I'm calling for help, hold on.
(upbeat music)
- I need the fire department.
Oh Lord Paul, Paul.
She was over there just laying on the floors shaking.
I think she's dead.
Told you my instincts are always right.
That's the fire department right now.
Come on let's go, I got to conduct this.
(phone rings)
- Look, Shirleen's calling.
- Tell Shirleen I'll talk to her later,
I'm conducting God's business right now.
I said come on.
(upbeat music)
- Pauletta, what you done did, what's going on?
- It's your wife, go on tell him.
- Is this your home sir? - Yes sir.
- We got a call reporting smoke inside.
- I called them.
They were about to bust your door down,
hurry up and open it up.
Hurry. - Tricia girl, what you doing?
- What the hell is y'all doing?
I was down here stretching.
- Where is the fire?
I know I saw smoke.
- It was sage,
it was supposed to keep the damn bad spirits away.
I see shit don't work.
- False alarm, let's go.
- I'm so sorry, my bad.
But better safe than sorry.
Oh Trace, I'm so glad you're okay,
you got me all scared.
Honey, I saw smoke coming out of here,
and I rushed over here.
Honey, looked in, saw you on the ground,
and my heart just dropped.
I'm so glad you're alive though.
- Well you know what?
Good looking out, honey.
But I got some Tortio's pizza rolls in the oven.
So I wouldn't want to burn the house down.
But you know, Paul's waiting for you, right?
Yeah, let's go over there, Paul get to you, right?
- Okay. - I appreciate you.
Thank you coming by.
(Tracy mumbles)
- Tracy, what's this?
I thought you said you stopped smoking weed.
- That was some stash that I had from last year,
I done smoke three of them, the shit must be old.
And the way my been going,
look tell me what your day been like?
- My day was crazy too,
but you don't see me turning to drugs.
And you trying to hide it with this sick and ass sage.
- Oh, ain't you to innocent one,
while you sit at the library,
acting like you had a job.
- Library, who said I was at the library?
I've been at Starbucks all day.
- Okay, Starbucks, library, or whatever you call it.
Look, I need you to take me to go get my car back.
- Get your car back?
Where's your car?
- They repoed it today, over one late payment.
- Did you get your stuff out?
No I didn't, 'cause the nosy neighbor was watching.
- Come on, man.
I bet you if you had your Tina Turner wigs in the car,
you wouldn't forget that out.
- Ain't you funny?
Let's talk about where you're car at?
- My shit got a boot on it.
- Meanwhile you at Starbucks drinking coffee huh?
So tell me how you paying for all that Starbucks coffee?
- With your Starbucks rewards card.
- I don't have a reward card.
- Oh shit. - What is it?
- Look, that's the sheriff.
What he doing?
What he doing over here?
- What, let him in. - He coming here.
Don't let him in. - He probably wanna talk
to me about those parking tickets.
- So, he ain't coming over here,
you are no reason to come here.
Not over a damn car.
What do you say?
(door bell rings)
- This is- - Hi, I'm Miss Pauletta,
I live next door.
Wonder why they ain't answering their door.
- Maybe they ain't home, I'll come back in the morning.
- No, no, they went in there right before you pulled up.
Tracy, Tracy, just hold on.
They're in there.
Tracy, the authorities is out here.
- Ma'am I can handle this.
- Okay, excuse me.
But before you came, we had to have a fire truck here,
we thought the house was on fire.
And Tracy was dead.
Wait a minute, why are you here?
Is something wrong?
Is something going on?
- Respectfully ma'am, that's none of your business.
- I respect that, but since I'm a child of God,
I look at them like they're my family.
And I wanna do things right by them.
You've got something you need for me to sign,
I can make sure they get it.
- God I'm so glad I looked out the window.
What's going on?
- I told him they was in there.
- I bet you did.
- What's going on?
- Babe, can you take Pauletta over there,
and tell her about that party that we was planning
on having for the new neighbors.
- What party? - The party,
you remember that? - Oh that party.
Oh yeah Pauletta,
maybe you can be the DJ.
- Yeah, she'll like that. - Really, I never DJ'd before.
- [Tracy] Yeah, she'll like that.
- But I got some Cherly Season records.
That might would work.
But hey, don't you wanna see
what the Sheriff want with your wife?
- No, she got that covered.
- I'm Tracy McCall, what's going on?
- Tracy McCall, okay.
Unfortunately, the bank is foreclosing on your property,
I'm just here to make sure you have the paperwork.
- You serious? - Yeah, if you can come up
with all the money to bring out a foreclosure,
that will satisfy that.
Sounds nice what you're doing for your neighbors.
Hope that all works out for you.
- [Tracy] Thank you.
- The sheriff just gave your wife a piece of paper.
I hope she's okay.
- Yeah, it might be about her law suit.
- She's suing somebody?
Well I hope she wins.
- Yeah. - You know what,
I can play a little Barry White,
and some Kirk Franklin.
That will allow the people
to get their little twerk laid on.
Well how about you don't have a set date yet,
but I email you, and let you know.
- Oh, that sounds good.
Hey, but you don't have my email address.
- Babe, what the sheriff talking about?
- He said we about the lose the house.
So you didn't make last two payments that I gave you?
So you're trying to tell me we could lose our house
over a few late payments.
- Yes, so what did you do with the money?
- Look, the boss tried to say, I tried to hit on his wife.
- So did you? - Hell no, I told him
that I got a woman.
And the next thing you know, I was laid off.
- So again, what did you do with the money?
- Why you got to have an attitude?
I can't talk to you when you act like that.
So you seriously telling not to have attitude.
We about to lose the house.
I can't make normal payment plans, that's it?
And if we don't have the money, we out.
- You know I don't like when you keep smoking all that weed.
- And you know I don't care.
So again, what did you do with the money?
- You know that guy Richard,
won a million dollars playing scratch offs.
I just did what he did.
- So $6,000 worth of scratch off?
Did you win anything?
- How many of those you gonna smoke?
- $6,000 worth. - I can't talk to you
when you act like that.
- You know what, we need to just call it quits.
You ain't helping me,
and obviously I ain't helping you.
And we blaming each other.
We just need to let this whole relationship go.
This is ridiculous.
We don't need to be together no more.
- Sorry. - If we're gonna lose it,
let's lose it all.
- Every time you smoke weed,
you start acting all crazy and shit.
You act like you don't believe in papa bear or something.
I told you that you gotta believe in papa bear.
When you weak, I'm strong.
And when I'm weak, you strong.
Team work makes the dream work.
I told you I got a plan, you gotta believe in me.
♪ Sometimes I don't know ♪
What's up babe?
How long have you been up?
- I've been up for about an hour.
Look, I'm gonna need you to get dressed.
'Cause we gotta hit this bank up.
- You sure you wanna do that?
- Yeah, we got 24 hours.
And look, if everything goes South,
I'll take the fall for it.
- No, if it goes South, I got our back.
- Oh, ain't you so sweet.
(car hooting) - I'm here.
- Damn, who is that blowing the horn,
while I'm trying to be romantic?
- Hey calm down, that's the Uber driver,
go on and get dressed.
We coming.
Babe go and get dressed,
we gotta go.
- Alright, I'm gonna jump in the shower real quick.
- No we don't have time for you to jump in no shower.
I need you to just take a wash up.
- Wash up?
What's the wash up?
- The rug, wash your face, wash your balls, and let's go.
We don't have time for you to take no shower.
- Alright. - Alright come on.
- Hi, I'm Pauletta, and you?
- How are you doing Ms. Pauletta?
I'm Matt, I'm the Uber driver.
- Uber driver?
Never heard of that.
We take people around.
I'm waiting on them people to come out right now,
to take them somewhere,
and you can look this up online,
we're five star.
- So you're just a cab driver.
No ma'am, it's an Uber driver ma'am.
- Well you know what?
They did pick up Tracy's car yesterday,
saying the transmission went in.
At least that's what she told me.
She was devastated.
I told her them cars ain't built right no way.
She needs a Mana, no that a real car right there,
but thank God for the upper drivers.
- Uber. - Say, Seven car
ain't here either.
How do you know Seven and Tracy again?
- Ma'am, I gotta take this phone call for a minute.
- I ain't hear no phone ring.
- It's on vibrate ma'am.
- Hi Seven, good afternoon Tracy.
- [Tracy] Hey honey.
- I'm out here getting acquainted with the upper driver.
You can't trust everybody pulling in.
- No you can't.
- But y'all know, y'all forgot to get my email yesterday.
- No, we gon, we in a hurry.
We gonna make sure that we get it from you soon, okay?
When we get back. - Okay, I understand.
Busy, busy, busy.
You take care upper driver.
Paul, Paul, Paul it's wrong, and I don't like it.
- What's wrong dear?
- Wonder why Tracy didn't ask me for a ride?
We got two cars out there,
and she didn't even consider me.
Do you think Tracy's jealous of me.
- Yes honey. - Why?
- Why what? - Why is Tracy jealous of me?
I know the people at the church are jealous,
especially that old Bertha, she don't wear no stockings.
Thank God all she has to do is put some lard grease
on that leg, and it's all good.
That skin be still looking something kind of dry.
And Therma, oh that Therma looking at me on overtime.
You ought to see how he watch me when I'm walking.
If I wasn't a child of God,
he probably try to touch my golden splash.
Did you hear that?
I said something about my golden splash,
and heard a mourn.
Now that's weird.
- Which bank we hitting up?
Babe I'm going to the same bank I've been going to.
Why are you whispering?
- Why are you talking so loud,
tell everybody then.
- Let's just go, get on out.
- Thank you.
- Yeah babe, put it on paper.
(Seven whispers)
- Hi, you want my ID?
- No ma'am.
- What you waiting for, move.
- Babe what is you doing?
- I'm in position.
- Position for what?
- You said we was robbing this bank.
- Babe, no I came up here
to withdraw some money out the bank.
What made you think I'm robbing the bank?
- You said we was gone hit up the bank,
and if you fail, I fall.
I said, " No, I'll take the fall."
- Babe, no, that was for me to withdraw my money out,
and if I get some late fees, I'ma take care of it.
- Freeze. - Oh hey, hey.
Excuse me misunderstanding, okay, hold,
look, we Facebook celebrities.
(speakers talk over each other)
He's shook.
Hey, this is, okay go on lower it down.
- Will that be all Ms.McCall? - Thank you.
- Yes, have a good one.
Hey you just gonna rob the bank, are you savage?
(upbeat music)
♪ I'm a savage ♪
♪ I do bad things ♪
♪ I'm a savage ♪
♪ I do bad things ♪
- Luella, who was that couple
that just left?
- Sir? - The black couple,
with the man that had the mask on.
- Oh that couple.
That was Tracy McCall and Seven.
She's been banking with us for some years.
But today she closed all her accounts.
- I see, will you send her account information
over to my desk, please? - Okay.
- I think I found the perfect people for the job.
- Can we trust them.
Good, set it up. (speaker mumbles)
- Get your ass back down nigga.
- I hate it when people steal from me.
And you my friend should have always known
that I hate a thief.
- Hi, my name is Teresa McCall.
My car was impounded in Bronca yesterday.
- Yes, Mercedes-Benz> - Correct.
- That's $4,243.80. - Excuse me.
- That's $4,243.80,
and 200 that is an impound fee.
- I heard you the first time.
Why my bill is so high?
- Because I was informed that you have to pay the total cost
of your car loan amount,
before you can get your vehicle.
- And who informed you of this?
- That's on a need to know basis.
- I need to know right now,
'cause they can't do that.
- Look, I'm just doing my job.
- Can I get the invoice please?
- Look, stop playing around with me,
and go get my damn car.
- Ms. McCall you're acting way out of line.
I suggest that if there's a problem,
you take it up with the people that gave you your car loan.
- Look, could you please understand my situation?
I really do need my car.
Woman to woman, please understand.
- I can understand that.
And I wish there was something I can do to help,
but Karma's a bitch.
That was my husband that you went off on,
and he was simply doing his job.
- That was your husband, huh?
- Yep, and thanks for the tip.
- Let's go.
- What about your car?
My weights in the car.
- They said I got to pay $4,000
in order to get the car back.
- So they're not accepting your payment?
- No, they want the whole payment in full.
- Man, they can't do that shit.
- They can do what the hell they want to.
- Man, I'm tired of all this shit hitting us all at once.
Why is this shit happening?
- Let's just go.
Please, let's just go.
(car engine roars)
I can't believe what's going on,
when it rains, it really pours.
I mean for real.
- Hey, stop the car.
- Stop the car?
What are we stopping the car for?
- Babe, we going to church.
- Babe, I got to get to the house.
I see the church,
but what they got to do with us?
Baby, come on now.
Could you please drive, please?
- We're a team, right?
- Yeah, we a team.
- Team work makes the dream work.
- Look I don't wanna hear that shit, okay?
Did you forget today's Wednesday?
- Team work makes the dream work.
- I don't wanna hear that shit.
- This Bible study Wednesday.
- Nobody's trying to go to nobody's Bible study, on no damn.
Do you know what,
you is getting on my nerves.
- Look bro, I'm gonna need you to hang tight.
- Take, you're just gonna ignore me?
This nigga, he.
- Praise God everyone, praise God.
(audience claps)
Yes, I'd like to thank everyone for coming out
to Wednesday lunch Bible study.
And look at God,
we have a packed house.
Lord, a packed house.
- Praise God. (audience claps)
(Tracy mumbles)
- Before we get into the word of God,
is there anyone that would like to stand up.
They haven't been here, and introduced theirselves.
- Stand up and introduce yourself.
- No, you stand up, this was your idea.
- Look we need to introduce ourselves,
and ask for prayer.
'Cause we gonna need it.
- No you do need prayer,
did you know we already came to this church?
This was the church I gave the two vans to.
- To this church?
- Yes, to this church.
Did you forget,
matter a fact, after I gave it to them two week later,
we got approved for the house.
That we're about to lose now,
because you decided to go on a scratch offs spree.
- How you doing sister?
What's your name?
- Tomasita. - How you doing,
sister Tomasita? (audience claps)
Thank you sister Tomasita, thank you.
We know it wasn't easy.
Is there anyone else
that would like to introduce theirselve?
No?
We know it's not easy,
we know it's not easy to come up here.
And before we go any farther,
we have to take up offering, amen?
- Amen. - And you know
if you sow to God's home,
that God will sow into your home.
- That's right. - We also have
the building fund.
Don't look shocked,
you know we need a new hand for the clock.
Door knob for the bathroom stalls,
first aid kits for the children.
We'll have the deacon come around,
and as the deacon comes around with the collection plate,
we're going to have brother Trench come up
and lead us in song, amen?
- Amen. - Amen.
(audience claps)
- Oh, I wish I had a witness in this thing.
Can I hear what I come to do.
Let me tell you something.
Most sinners, got money for weed,
that loud, that gas.
And some of y'all got money for bundles,
and even some of y'all may eat only once a day.
Some of y'all twice a day,
down there at McDonald's.
And some of y'all got that paper,
that your take down to the night club.
If somebody say,
"Well, Bob you know I don't do no nightclubing."
But I still saw get down there at the liquor house,
buying that Archinjerk.
But let me tell you one thing.
When was the last time? ♪ When was the last time? ♪
- I said the last time. ♪ Last time. ♪
- You gave to house of the Lord.
I wish I had a witness. - Witness.
- Now who is this this?
- I think this is the Arlene's grandson.
- Well why he acting like he wants my job?
- He pretty good though.
- He a little too good. - Yeah, he coming for you.
- Yeah, I don't see what for.
You know Arlene ain't want me around in church.
- That's what I hear.
That's what I hear.
I think she's trying to get him to get your job.
- I thought I was the head pastor around here.
- That's what we thought.
- Some better sit him back somewhere.
They better set him straight before I set him down.
- Pastor do what you gotta do.
- I will now. - Set him down pastor,
set him down.
- Alright, ain't always been saved.
We encourage you.
- That's right, we encourage you.
- So- - To make you feel right.
- So the change. - He talking about nothing.
- Yes I am. - For the spiritual fight.
- Fight, that's what we about to be-
- Get up out of here.
Not for me, but for the God that I-
- Babe, it's time, you hear me?
- What you doing?
You think they call the call the.
You could get us- - No, I need of you
to cover your face, and follow my lead.
- No this is crazy -
- Look we don't wanna hurt nobody in this church today.
We just need what's in that collections pot.
- Son, this the house of the Lord.
And I know things ain't easy,
but you cannot fix it this way.
You can't expect to break through by stealing from God.
- Look, pastor you sitting up
there acting like we're doing something wrong.
She let y'all borrow some money last year.
We need that money back,
so we don't lose our house.
Don't be getting like we stealing from the church.
We just want to borrow it til next week.
- Like a loan. - Like a loan.
- Well, that's just not how we do things around here.
- Look I know you Sister Arleen's grandson.
But there's only one pastor in this church, one pastor.
And that's me.
That ain't how we do things around here.
- Look pastor, I mean pastors.
Look, we need to borrow this money.
But this was not my idea, okay?
But look, we need that money.
But we promise,
we're gonna pay y'all back in two weeks, with interest.
- I even got the I owe you letter right here.
- He got the I owe you letter right there.
Go on give me that.
- You both going straight to hell.
- We said we paying it back in two weeks.
- Why y'all always sending people to hell?
♪ Well, she's choosing hell ♪
♪ Instead of wanting to be free ♪
♪ Hell is where she wanna be ♪
- Shut up, no more singing. - Thank you.
- Repent, 'cause I don't wanna see you go to hell.
- This has gone on too far.
- Gone on too far.
Am I being replaced.
I feel some type of betrayal going on in this church.
- Y'all need to take this robbery a little more serious.
- Baby, show a little bit more attitude.
- [Seven] No they think I'm playing around here.
♪ We fall, we get up. ♪
♪ We fall, we get up ♪
(Seven mumbles) - So what,
we got the money, let's roll.
- Is my name not on the card. - It's your name pastor.
- I though that was my name.
- It's there- - You see that.
- Bright as day, black or white, your name.
- Where's the other Uber driver?
- He was carted away, so where to?
- Just drive. - I need to know where to sir.
- Can you just drive please?
Will tell you where we're driving.
- How can I do that?
Company policy, I need to have location
to where I'm going, to secure my safety.
I mean, I don't mean to pry.
I'm not here to judge,
but you two have on robbery ware.
And you're coming running out of a church facility.
- Look Toby, we gon need for you to drive.
We can tell you the direction as you're driving, please.
- My name is Ramased, and I will not be bullied.
- You serious? - If you don't put your foot
on that gas.
Just put your foot on the gas and drive.
Man give me the hem- - Oh my God,
we're gon go to jail.
- I will not be bullied.
- Stop acting light skin,
and get your ass back in the car.
Ain't nobody bullying you.
- Look we were just auditioning
for a play called "Mask Off", okay?
And all we need for you to do,
is just drive away from the church.
That's the only way we're gonna find out
if we actually made the part.
They're gonna text us,
as long as we drive away from the church.
- Why didn't say that in the first place?
- Oh my gosh, you've got to be kidding me.
- Do you think you can get me a part?
- Yes, I'll be glad to, just drive.
I can rap, I can sing, I can act.
I'm all round entertainment.
That's great, can you just drive please.
Can you just drive?
Please, just drive.
- I knew my big break was coming.
♪ Driving in my Uber ♪
♪ I don't have a lover ♪
♪ But I get up and discover what life has to offer ♪
♪ Living life driving people around in my Uber ♪
♪ I like black women ♪
- Stop the car.
- Oh my God, what's going on.
Open this door, please.
Open this door.
- What's wrong? - Ain't no way in hell
I'ma sit up here and keep listening to KidUber.
- Do you see how the universe works,
you give me my entertainment name.
- Look, that was not a compliment.
Your ass is whack, okay?
I need you to just stick to driving this damn Uber.
- But your man was rocking to it.
- People rock to anything
as long as the damn music is hot, okay?
- But you haven't seen my act.
- I saw your act, I saw you act like a rapper
that you're not.
- Babe, why are you so hard on KidUber.
- They got out of the car sir.
Okay, okay, chill, I'm on it.
- Look, stop playing my intelligence, it's all there.
- What's up with your man, man.
Why he see so shaky.
- Ain't shit shaky about me.
- Hey man ain't shit shaky about my peoples,
now cut the shit so we can go.
- Now how are we looking dawg.
- I had a little water in my hands.
- The more I keep loading this shit,
it's gonna turn my hands green.
Hey look man.
- Yet all of that, for $300?
For real? - At least I got this cheque
from Ms Cindy.
- So how are you planning
on cashing a cheque that's made out to the church Seven?
- She told me sign my name on it.
- Oh so you telling me while we as robbing the church,
that old lady Cindy was trying to hit on you?
For real? - Well, I am kind
of easy on the eye.
- The money there, we out.
(gun fires)
- What the- - Did you hear that?
- Yeah, I heard that.
- It just sound like somebody got shot.
- I know right, you think there is some money up in there?
- It might be, you got the hammer?
- Yeah I got it, lets go.
- What the fuck, I hit the jack pot.
I told you-
- Put it in your body.
Put some in your shirt.
- I knew it.
- Shit we hit the mother fucking jackpot.
Put some under this shirt.
- Excuse me. - Babe give me the hammer.
Give me the hammer babe.
- I thought you said we was at the hardware store.
- This is the hardware store.
- Where the nail at?
- Tray, where's they at?
- It's is down here on the floor.
- Well hold on, wait.
I see the light.
Let's go this direction, let's follow this direction.
Listen, listen baby.
- They blind, they ain't a problem.
- Man seriously, I can't believe you bought a damn hammer.
- Baby you said grab the hammer.
You should have said grab a gun.
What the fuck?
- Man you know you made look bad in there man.
- They don't even know who you are.
- If it wasn't for me thinking fast,
we both be dead, thank you.
(car hooting)
- [Ramased] I've been looking all over for you guys.
- Why the hell is you following us?
- No, KidUber, you right on time.
- No he's not on time.
- Baby look, if those people realize that we not blind,
they could kill us.
- Whatever, this is crazy.
- Babe, how much money did you grab?
- I grabbed 5,000,
and the money that we already got,
babe we almost send it clear up.
- Bro, hold up.
Where are you going?
You could've stayed straight to get to our house.
- I ain't your bro,
are you driving on am I?
- Who the hell is you talking to like that?
And what the hell did your accent go?
- Bro, enough of this playing.
You could've stayed straight to get to our house.
- You know what I told you,
this is what happens when you hype people up with no talent.
Bro, what are you doing?
- Enough talking man,
I'm gonna need you to hand over that bag.
- Babe go on and give him that bag
that's up under that chair that seeing.
- Man you better go ahead and drive,
before you get hit with that fiber club.
- Matter of fact,
let me pull out this tag on hammer,
so we can bring your accent back.
Go on start this car so we can go.
- Is that the cops?
- Hey freeze. - Oh I'm glad you are here.
- Sir. - Thank you for coming.
I was afraid for my life.
- Are you serious?
- Officer arrest this man, he's trying to rob us.
- Officer, if you look in her bag,
there's $6500 in cash, and a mask in it.
- Are you serious? - I was saving that money,
I was driving to the children's hospital.
I had it under my seat.
I can just imagine those kid faces man, if I don't show up.
(Tracy laughs)
- You could be a great actor, for real, for real.
- We have a possible 1080.
- Look, you don't believe us, do you?
- He's lying. - Ma'am let me see the bag.
- Look, he is lying.
You serious?
- Well, what is this?
- Look, that's for Facebook skit, that we did earlier.
(speakers talk over each other)
Calm down, I mean damn, what the hell?
- Calm down officer.
I was just trying to show you the video.
- We was just showing you the video.
Tell the truth man, come on.
Show him you little trigger.
- I use this technology trick that I use
to summon the cops in order for me to save my life.
- You know what, let's just get in position.
'Cause they taking us to jail.
This is just so ridiculous. - Right thank you.
You have the right to remain silent,
anything you say can and will be used against you
in a court of law.
Let's go.
- Seven McCall, Tracy McCall, you made bail.
- Did you call somebody.
- Hell nah. - Who know we was in jail?
- Look I don't know,
I don't care.
All we need to do is find that Uber driver.
- Well look, let's go.
Let's go babe.
But aren't they gon take the cuffs off?
Well we got to get our money back.
You got your phone. - No my phone-
- So we can call somebody?
- Seven and Tracy McCall. - Who the hell is this nigga?
Who the hell is you? - Get in the car.
- Who the fuck is you?
- Oh shit, this is fucking crazy.
(upbeat music)
Wait, babe go without me, keep going babe, what the fuck.
- Come on babe.
I done told you're not supposed
to be eating all those damn Pixies
and smoking all that weed.
Come on. - Seven, Seven and Tracy.
- Seven and Tracy. - Okay, what's wrong
with this guy?
(Tracy mumbles)
- I just need one moment of your time.
I was the one who bailed you out.
- We didn't ask you to bail us out.
- Babe come on.
Good looking, let's at least hear what the man got to say.
- No. - He is the one
that bailed us out.
I just need one moment.
Please Ms. McCall. - Who is this?
You dying first.
(incidental music)
- Care for a drink?
- No, I wanna know, how did you know we was in jail?
- I've been watching you two.
I'm impressed.
I like your drive.
I like your persistence.
What would you say if I told you I have the answer
to all of your problems?
- I don't recall knowing you,
so how you know we got a problem?
- Babe, stop talking.
Let the man finish.
- So you like our persistence and what else?
- She's right, enough small talk.
My boss wants to give you two a million dollars.
- He want to give us what?
- Where's it at?
When can we meet him?
- So tell me why your boss wanna give us a million dollars?
- Babe stop asking all them questions.
- When can we meet him?
You know what?
I smell something fishy here.
- I smell something fishy too.
That new blue money.
When can we get it?
Can we get it in cash?
- That can be arranged.
- This money right here is gonna come with a price.
- Paul, Paul. - Yes dear.
- Seven and Tracy just got out of a fancy car.
Wonder what they got going on.
- I don't know dear.
(upbeat music)
- Sir. - Babe you hear
that white man just called me sir.
- Sound like he just called your ass an old man.
- Ma'am. - Ma'am, I guess
we old together. - Whatever.
- Well babe, I don't like this.
- Babe stop tripping, just act professional.
- I am acting professional.
(door slams shut)
He said he got a big house.
- Hi, my name is Catherine. - Hi.
- My husband Bob is waiting for you all on your foyer.
- The for who? - The for who?
- The foyer, your people call it the back porch.
- I see y'all had to take the original copy,
and make a carbon copy.
- Bob honey, our guest have arrived.
- Seven, Tracy, so glad you could join us.
Please have a seat.
Could you fix them a drink. - Thank you.
- I have the best wine, from 1810.
- Oh excuse me.
That wine sounds expired, could you give me so Moscato?
You need to get rid of that bottle.
- I don't need anything to drink.
I wanna talk about this money.
- Yeah, tell us.
What's the catch?
- I like you two, straight to the point.
Just the kind of people I'm looking for.
- I'm sorry, we don't have any Moscato.
- No worries. - Honey, you can cut the act.
They prefer straight forward.
- Thank you, I felt so old.
- My wife and I wanna give you 1 million in cash,
and all you have to do, is rob our bank.
- Oh babe, let's go.
Could you get you a driver
to drive my black ass home?
Baby let's go.
- Tracy, please be advised.
You have heard way too much.
You don't think we're asking you now?
You really believe we will allow you to walk out
after you've heard our plans?
- I didn't hear shit.
Could you advise your damn driver
to drive my black ass home?
Babe, get up let's go.
- Mr. McCall- - Babe, what are you doing?
- Do we have an agreement? - Are you serious?
- Get your hands off me.
- My wife can't see the big picture.
Can she just hold the money for a second.
- I don't need to hold shit.
- Get your hand off of me.
I don't need to hold shit, let's go.
- Can you give us a moment please?
- I don't need to touch shit.
- Babe, they're using a scare tactic on you.
You freaking these white people out.
This is our chance to become millionaires overnight.
- Babe, did you hear what she just said?
We're not going to be able to enjoy this money.
Are you serious?
Did you see the guns? - Are you okay?
- Yes, we're good.
We're good. - Babe.
- So we have an agreement? - Are you serious?
- We good, we have an agreement.
- Mr. McCall.
- Baby what's wrong?
Why are you not celebrating?
We just hit the jackpot.
We got a half a million dollars now,
we get the other half later,
and you act like you're not happy about this.
We in the millionaires club now.
- I mean, did you not see the guns?
Did you not hear the conversations?
I mean, come on.
They're not going to let us enjoy that money.
- Look, you draining my energy.
After this, you can buy all the weed,
and wigs that you wanna buy.
- Come on, you got to take this serious.
Did you see that guy sitting out there
in front of our house?
- Come on man, you've been watching too many scary movies.
You acting all paranoid and shit now.
- And guess what?
You not watching enough movies.
Man come on.
You gotta take this serious.
But you know what?
I'm gonna play alone,
but we got to have our own plan.
- That's what I'm talking about.
Now you back to your old self again.
- Yeah, get the pencil and the paper.
Let's figure this out.
- So babe you seriously thought about coffee.
- Yeah, got you a coffee and a mask too.
- Well thank you.
So driver, are y'all providing the guns?
Probably not, he don't say much.
He always quiet.
Every time I ask a question, he act like he don't hear me.
- This car, this is the car we using.
We robbing in style.
Oh my gosh, this is hot.
- Yes sir, I like this.
- Babe just get one, and let's go, let go.
- Yes sir. - Alright, well that's cool.
- So look, can I get a picture of you real quick?
You know you've been taking care of us, okay?
Alright cool, thank you.
I appreciate it.
- Babe what was that all about?
- Just a little collateral damage, let's go.
- Everybody get the fuck down now.
- Shit man. - Get the fuck down.
(Seven mumbles)
- Stay the fuck down.
I told you to shut the fuck up.
Five seconds, let's go, let's go.
(alarm blaring)
- Is this another one of y'all Facebook's skits?
- Mask off, I hear the cops.
Babe, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
(siren blaring)
- Boss, the cops just pulled up.
The couple is still inside.
Hold up, here they come.
- Hello. - Follow me.
- Seven and Tracy, have a seat.
So, where's the money.
- You talking about the money you gave us yesterday?
That's at the house.
- My bank was robbed.
And the only people who knew
about the robbery was us.
So where's my money, and the little box you took?
- Look, I thought your driver told you,
we didn't get a chance to rob your spot yesterday.
Somebody else beat us to it.
- So if you didn't rob our bank,
who did you hire to do it?
I don't like being played with.
- Seems to me they're lying.
This looks like you guys walking in the bank.
So you must know something.
- Oh, so you got a photo of us walking in the bank.
Well, what about the photo of the people
that walked in behind us and robbed the bank?
Look, you need to go back and look at the cameras, okay?
- All the cameras were turned off for this job.
- Wouldn't that be the case.
- Look, I told you that we didn't get a chance
to rob your spot.
Somebody else beat us to it.
- Come on, you got to believe us.
- Get down to the bank,
and find out what they know.
- Please. - And where do
you two think you're going?
- We're leaving. - We're leaving up
out of here.
We about to leave, baby.
Hammer baby, look. - Just give us a chance
to prove ourselves.
We did not rob your bank.
Please, believe us.
(Tracy mumbles)
- I told you.
I told you somebody trying to frame us babe.
Give that damn money back.
- Look, we good.
We not giving no money back.
Somebody trying to set us up.
- Well, what we're gonna do?
We're gonna go see my man.
- What he gonna. - The tech guys.
- Babe come on.
- Yo Tech, what's up it's Seven.
- Who is this?
Who house we in?
- We're at my man Tech house. - Oh gosh.
Who you taking us to?
Who is this?
- What up Tech? - Seven, my man.
What's up my guy? - Cool, cool.
- Excuse me miss. - This is my girl Tracy,
I was telling you about. - Cool hair.
- Thank you, you've been talking about me?
- You already know. - What's going on?
- Can you log into a system from early this morning?
Even if the systems were off.
- I think it was on Florida, Florida Street.
- Something like that.
- The bank on the corner of Florida Street.
- Let's see what I can do.
All I need to know is the name of the banks.
- Oh shit babe, that's us.
Can you rewind that back please?
- Oh shit, that's the bank manager.
- And that's the bitch that actually tried to threaten me.
- And that's the punk ass Uber driver that robbed us.
- Oh my gosh, I see what's going on here.
Look, can you put all this on a USB drive if we need it?
- Hey, this is me.
I can log into someone's computer,
and hear their whole conversation.
- Where is the money and the box?
- It's all at the drop location.
- Good. - Now all we have
to do is carry out that crew that we hired to intercept.
But what about that Seven and Tracy couple?
- Bob is killing them as we speak.
You don't have to worry about those two anymore.
I love it when you handle business.
- Can you record what they talking about right now?
- It's illegal, but I got you. - Oh shit.
- And call my husband,
tell him that black couple he hired.
They took everything, and they'll be dead by tonight.
- Babe okay, he got it on a USB.
Hey babe, we gotta go.
'Cause we gotta try to catch her.
'Cause she about to leave.
- Didn't I tell you what my name was?
I already tapped the phone,
I'm gonna send a GPS to both of you.
- Oh my, yo.
Yo if you finally did some shit right this time yo.
- You are my geek boy.
You my motherfucking geek, you hear me.
- I like him too, but babe, we've got to go.
We gotta go.
Babe let's go, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
- Oh shit, yeah.
- I can't believe this bitch actually really was trying
to set us the fuck up.
What are we gonna do?
We need to let her husband know.
You think he ain't on this shit?
- Nah, he seem like he an honest dude.
- I don't know though.
I know nothing about that.
(gun fires)
- Babe, somebody shooting at us.
Get the fucking gun.
- Give me the hammer.
(speakers talk over each other)
- Oh my God
I'm always following your ass.
What the fuck.
- Look baby I've got this, just turn.
- Shit, oh shit.
God please, I'll start drinking water.
And doing everything I'm supposed to do.
(gun fires)
♪ 'Cause I'm a boss ♪
♪ And they ain't taking no losses ♪
♪ For real ♪
♪ I'm paranoid approaching with caution ♪
♪ Got the mob with me ♪
♪ I think I nice these rappers saying I'm corky ♪
♪ But I'm king here ♪
♪ I've got God with me ♪
♪ I hate devil ♪
(Tracy mumbles)
Shit.
(mumbles) motherfucking phone.
I won't call a damn black person Oreo cookie no more.
God damn. ♪ Hold up ♪
♪ I am him, who are you? ♪ ♪ Who are you? ♪
♪ Well then get the time we coming ♪
♪ through watch how she moves ♪ ♪ Watch how she moves ♪
♪ Immediately TKMG with a suit ♪ ♪ That way ♪
♪ Profit of the streets ♪
♪ Tell them the truth ♪
♪ Just salute me ♪
♪ But you are a hater look at you ♪
♪ Will you see your Jesus in your roots ♪
♪ We move different ♪
This is fucking crazy.
Babe, just pick up the phone and hit up.
Pick up your phone right now, and Facetime fucking Prophet.
Oh my God.
You babe, pull out Facetime right now.
Pull out Facetime right, and hit up Prophet right now.
Hit him up. - I got him
on Facetime right now.
- Yo Prophet, somebody saying
they're the king of rap on the street,
I'ma need you to create a diversion.
I'm over here downtown.
- Yo what the fuck do I got to do?
I'm out shooting a video man.
- Yo they said they're the king of the street.
Stop fucking questioning me,
and be doing what the fuck I need you to do bro.
- Fuck this nigga at?
Talking about he king?
There's only one king her man, and that's Prophet.
- How you know that nigga gon show up?
- Yeah, this nigga gon show up,
anybody that challenges this nigga.
He shows the fuck up.
Matter fact, there go that nigga right there.
Told you my mother,
you're my nigga motherfucker.
That's what's good.
♪ Let me see your Jesus in your roots ♪
♪ We move different ♪
- Yo. - What's good bro.
What the fuck is this?
- What the fuck you doing all this shit?
- Get off the goddamn street.
We shooting a fucking video bro,
like you doing all this.
- I don't give a fuck.
Motherfucker, you're about to meet black Jesus nigga.
- Fuck all that, listen-
- Get your ass off the goddamn way motherfucker.
- [Prophet] Fuck you man.
- Oh my God, I think we lost them babe.
Oh shit, call the fucking boss,
and call this motherfucker now,
and tell him to get his goons off of us.
- Did you really think you could steal from me,
and live to talk about it?
Just show me where my money's at?
You've got 30 minutes.
- That's it right there.
Get the fucking gun, I'm gonna kill this bitch.
- Instead of just staring at me.
Where's the money and the box?
'Cause it's not in the trunk.
- Oh, we got it right here.
I figured we should just hold it for collateral.
So where's our money?
- Where is the box that was in safe 1012?
Your money is ready to be wired to you,
once I get that box.
- I don't have an account, how am I getting paid?
- Look you two dummies, where's the box?
- Hey, chill out.
We got it right here.
- Oh, I see you're just turning off everybody.
- Everybody put your hands up.
- Oh you don't have your little phone,
to show no more photos?
- I'll take that. - Babe tie this bitch up.
- Hey, what are you two trying to prove?
- We're not trying to prove anything, we're proving today.
Do you know how much shit you've took me though?
- Does it look like I care?
- I know you don't care,
but you're going to have to care
when you have to confess to your husband.
- Look at this motherfucker.
Mr.Uber driver, I like black women.
- I like black women. - You had to learn to rob me
with a flashy gun.
Get down, down on the floor.
- What about popo?
Get popo. - Get your ass down too popo.
- That's right, that's right.
Don't miss nobody.
But you know what,
I think that this bitch think that we're playing.
Duct tape babe. - What do you plan
to do with that?
- This right here honey. - You psycho crazy bitch.
- Are you ready to confess?
Oh this bitch think I'm joking with her.
Hammer babe. - Babe, what you doing?
You're going too far. - Look, give me
the damn hammer.
(gun fires)
- Anybody else want a little piece of this?
'Cause I'm sharing it out to every fucking body.
- Fuck, you shot me.
What are you even doing here.
- Yes moron, of all the people to help us,
you chose the crazy black couple.
- Look you better tell her what she wanna hear,
or I'ma put his ass in a wheel chair forever.
- Pound that motherfucker. - Honey, please just tell them
it wall all your idea.
You said we'd take the box,
have you guys killed.
Give the money back to your husband,
the diamonds are worth more
than all the money is those bags.
Please just let us go.
We can split the money,
we'll take the box, and you'll never hear from us again.
It's out in the open.
No more secrets.
We can finally be together.
- I though you said we were gonna be together?
I'm confused. - That's who you've
been talking about?
- Yeah, yeah she hot, right?
- Who is there, who else know we here?
I called your cousin,
'cause I though we needed back up.
- What the fuck, what cousin?
- Your crazy cousin.
- Why the fuck you call him?
You know he's crazy as hell.
- That's why I called him.
- Shit. - See y'all got me fucked up.
- Oh shit. - Who the fuck's
this fool looking at?
Y'all got me fucked up.
Tracy what's good?
- Just a couple of white people trying to kill me hun.
Just a couple of white people trying to kill me.
- Look, I just need you to watch your back
for a couple of hours.
I'm trying to get you paid.
- You got me fucked up.
Do I look like a baby sitter?
- You wanna get paid, don't you?
- Look, we can just put them in this trunk.
We good, we good.
You can leave.
- Man I walked all the way across town.
Y'all got me fucked up.
What the fuck y'all got going on?
This white lady looks like she got some money.
I want in on this money.
- You always inviting people into shit.
He's getting his cut out of your money.
He's paying you out of his money.
- Look, you two will not get away with this.
You can't prove that I was a part of any of this.
You think that anybody will listen to any of you.
See, my husband is a rich prick,
and you two were great for his plan.
He hired you two 'cause you were desperate for money.
And our trade numbers just dropped,
and we needed two people to take the fall,
and you fools took the bait.
So I decided to get the money
before my divorce decree papers were delivered to him.
I'm tired of playing trophy wife.
I wanted out,
and you two are my key to making that happen.
'Cause my husband made me sign a prenup.
Can you believe that?
Even after I sucked his- - Hold on,
too much information.
- His balls. - Oh my gosh.
- He really made you do that?
- Yes, and he won't give me anything if I leave.
I'm entitled to half a lot of money.
And I can get you even more,
if you just helped me.
'Cause I'll tell the cops that my husband wanted
to cash it on his staff insurance,
and which by the way is $5.6 billion.
- $5.6 billion, damn. - Ain't no need to look at me.
I don't trust this bitch.
- Well you should.
'Cause I wonder how you plan
on getting me to confess all of that to my husband.
- So hi Bob, so you got your confession now.
Now call your fucking men off.
- Are we in the clear? - I don't hear anything.
Do you hear anything?
- Are we in the clear? (phone beeps)
- Bring me everything you've got.
Call them off, they're in the clear.
- So Bob, you can do whatever you like
with your little herd.
- Who are you gonna believe Bob?
Hey you with the powder on, untie me.
- You got me fucked up. - Untie me now.
Untie me. (door screeches open)
- Can somebody please get me a doctor.
I'm shot over here.
(upbeat music)
♪ Got it ♪
- So babe tell me again, why is it
that we dressed up like we're on some 007 shit.
Because it was part of the plan.
- You know what- - We got this money though.
(upbeat music)
- Hey what's going on here?
- You must be Pauletta, the nosy neighbor.
- Excuse me? - Seven and Tracy told me
to hit you up on live stream.
- Hi nosy ass.
Guess we moving.
And as you see, we moving on up.
(upbeat music)
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♪ Yeah I feel that you a hater ♪
♪ Yeah I'ma see that you a hater ♪
♪ I see them sitting on the sidelines ♪
♪ Mad at the world 'cause they mad 'cause it's my time ♪
♪ You're hating ass nigga ♪
♪ Worried about my shine ♪
♪ Worry about your own shine ♪
♪ I see them sizing me up ♪
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♪ Trying to gas me up ♪
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♪ But if you got a problem with that ♪
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♪ Yeah I know that you're a hater ♪
♪ Yeah we see that you're a hater ♪
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♪ Yeah, we that you're a hater ♪
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