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PREVIOUSLY ON WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS

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[soldiers chant] Kill! Kill! Kill!

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This is it.

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[Karlsson] The Commander-in-Chief.

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Apparently, he's preparing
an unsanctioned attack on the submarine.

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Well, I'll be fucking damned!

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Swedish warship!

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-Go!
-[men] Go!

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-Training exercise Matryoshka is halted.
-Good.

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So, all that really remains
is the questioning of the captain.

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I'm going to dress up the submarine's
KGB officer as the captain.

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-Who are you?
-Most people call us KGB.

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Drop it!

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-Ah!
-[Svetlana] You idiot!

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-Ah!
-We're the CIA.

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A defecting KGB officer
will be extremely valuable to us.

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Oh, my God.

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The submarine is armed
with nuclear weapons.

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NATO has doubled its fleet at the border,

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where the Soviet fleet
is already positioned.

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The submarine's captain has been given
orders to blow it up if anyone approaches.

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Also, both Reagan and Brezhnev
are ready to attack

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which could lead
to a full-blown nuclear war.

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THIS SERIES IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY

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SOME CHARACTERS AND LOCATIONS
HAVE BEEN ALTERED

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FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY

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QUITE A FEW, TO BE HONEST...

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICES
STOCKHOLM

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It is a serious violation of Sweden's
sovereignty and territorial integrity.

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What's even more serious,

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and what I'm now for the first time
sharing with the public, is that,

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that according to the investigations
that we have undertaken

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that the Soviet submarine

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is highly likely armed
with nuclear weapons.

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With even higher probability,
a probability bordering on certainty,

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we can say
that there is uranium-238 onboard.

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And no one has been able to think of
any other reasonable use for the uranium.

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This means that what we're actually facing

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is the most flagrant violation
of Swedish territory

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since the Second World War.

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[sighs] Did I miss anything?

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Nah.

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[Thorbjörn] Are there any questions?

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[laughs hysterically]

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-Shit, that's cool, Håkansson! Huh?
-Yeah.

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This is it, you know?

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Now even the sheep farmer
knows that there are nukes onboard.

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We've waited for this our whole lives.

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It's time to beat the Russians
once and for all. [breathes heavily]

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Are you ready to go to war, Håkansson?
Are you?

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Yes, I... I am. But...

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No buts, Håkansson! No buts. Let's go!

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[engine sputters]

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[engine sputters]

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No. [nervous chuckle]

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-Step on the gas as you turn the key!
-Yup.

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[engine starts]

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-There you go.
-Yeah.

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-Now, drive!
-Yes. Woo!

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I've informed Commander Karlsson
that he may commence Operation Tow-out.

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So, in a couple of hours,
we might be able to relax, if we're lucky.

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What's the matter, Ola? You're all pale.

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You almost look like
someone tried to stab you with a knife.

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-Or a syringe.
-What's that?

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Evi and I are getting divorced.

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She thinks I work too much.

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I'm really sorry to hear that.

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I've squandered her away, Thorbjörn.

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Domestic politics can be strenuous.

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World politics even more so.

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And now it seems
that the submarine's political officer,

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Lieutenant Tarasenko
has decided to defect.

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Oh, really?

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When were you planning
to tell the Soviet ambassador?

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Well, it seems I won't need to.

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She has already ordered Mrs. Tarasenko
and their newborn baby to Sweden.

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They're holed up in a room at the Sheraton
as we speak.

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Tarasenko defects, a senior political
officer in the Soviet system,

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and the Soviet ambassador brings
his wife and kid here and reunites them?

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It's called horse-trading, Ola.

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Invented by us in the Farmers' League
sometime in the '30s.

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-It's give and take. That's all.
-Right.

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You take a defector,
whatever use we have of him...

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-And what do you give?
-The submarine, of course.

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Tarasenko has already leaked like a broken
sieve, so we have everything we need.

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If you like, I could take care
of Tarasenko and his family.

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Well, that would be absolutely brilliant.

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Do you think you could hide them
so that no one can find them?

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[knocking]

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[Barbro] Please excuse me, gentlemen,
but the Soviet ambassador is on the phone.

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And, Thorbjörn,
don't forget to wash your hands.

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Damn, right.

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Hello there.

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Hi. I must admit that you're extremely
professional on TV, Thorbjörn.

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Why, thank you, thank you.

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Now that Lieutenant Tarasenko
and his family are in your safe hands...

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you should be able to allow the submarine

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to return home with the rest of the crew,
all in accordance with our agreement.

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As you know,
a sheep farmer always keeps his word.

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The secretary of state
will handle the Tarasenko family,

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as I have another urgent matter
to attend to.

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-What?
-More like who.

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SECRET ARMY BASE

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-[Lagerkrantz] Attention!
-[boots stomp]

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At ease!

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-Do you all know your roles?
-[men] Yes, General!

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Excellent. So, the entire operation
depends on the element of surprise.

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I have one minor question.

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Colonel-in-Chief,
have you gotten the green light

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from the government on this operation?

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May I remind you that I am
the country's commander-in-chief?

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Meaning I'm in charge of our country's
entire military, of which you are part.

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Any more idiotic questions,
before we change the world order?

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No, General.

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Good.

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What a fucking idiot.

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T-twerp.

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[Lagerkrantz]
The first group will approach by land.

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Group two will join them in dinghies.

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The frogmen will then get on deck
undetected on the starboard side

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and quickly enter the sub, where they will
capture the crew and bring them ashore.

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Any questions?

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Hultman!

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Yes. [clears throat]

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How are you thinking the frogmen
will get up onto the submarine?

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If it's slippery, that is.
Do we bring ladders? Is that the idea?

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Uh, and if so,
how do we bring them with us?

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Right.

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I will now return to the naval base
to keep up appearances.

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We don't want anyone listening in,

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so all communications from now on
will be via field phones

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and my eminent second, Håkansson.

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Your orders are
commence Operation Reveille.

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And take no individual initiatives.

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Those are up to me and me alone.

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-Understood?
-[men] Yes, General!

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Excellent.

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-Martinsson.
-Mm?

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You hold the fort here

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Connect to the phone pole,
and then I'll call you on this field phone

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from that portable phone device.

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What?

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Enough.

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[clears throat]

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General, I would just like to tell you

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that it has been a great honor for me
to serve alongside you.

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And...

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Well, that's all I wanted to say. No more.

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"For Sweden with the times," Håkansson.
Today, we're making military history,

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you and me,
then we'll get medals from the King,

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dinner at Operakällaren,
the whole shebang.

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This will be a story
to tell the grandkids.

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-Yes.
-Let's fucking do it, Håkansson!

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My name is Martinsson.

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Håkan Martinsson.

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[phone rings]

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Yes, hello?

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[Martinsson]
I can inform you, Mr. Prime Minister,

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that the Commander-in-Chief
left Hästholmen four minutes ago

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and is headed
to the Karlskrona naval base.

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Thank you, Håkansson.

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My name is Håkan Martinsson.

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How damn hard can it be to learn my name?

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-Jörgensson.
-Hello, it's Tobbe.

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-Hey, it's time.
-Okay.

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Release them.

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Damn asshole minister.

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A hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie,
To the hip, hip-hop

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You don't stop the rocking
To the bang-bang boogie

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Say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rapping to the beat

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And me, the groove, and my friends
Are going to try to move your feet

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KREMLIN, MOSCOW

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-[phone ringing]
-Why won't you pick up the phone,

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you stupid cow?

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Hello?

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Comrade Andropov, Admiral Kalinin here.

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We're ready for the rescue mission.

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Awaiting orders.

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And how is the diplomacy going?

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[Brezhnev] Diplomacy?

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What kind of a horseshit word is that?
Diplomacy.

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Go into battle, damn it!
Carry out my devilish plan!

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Call me and report when it's done!

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Of course, Comrade-Secretary General!

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That's it.

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This is how things should be resolved.

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We have orders to carry out
Operation Devilish Plan.

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-What?
-Sound the alarm!

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[alarm sounds]

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Listen to my command!

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Take our entire fleet
and advance on the submarine!

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We're bringing our comrades home!

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Engine room, full speed ahead!

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Execute!

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[ship's klaxon blares]

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[Lagerkrantz sings along to music]
Mission in Geneva, Moscow

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We faced danger every day
But life was a dance

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Women and champagne
Where shadows swept

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What the fuck?

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What the hell is this?

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-I'm in the middle of a damn zoo!
-[toots horn]

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-[bleating]
-For the love of... Move!

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-What moron is responsible for this?
-[toots horn]

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For crying out loud...

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Control your animals, you damn hillbilly!

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I'm Sweden's commander-in-chief,
and I'm at war!

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Right. What a fucking coincidence.

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-You see, so are we.
-Right, and who are you, if I may ask?

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We're the Swedish
Sheep-Breeding Association.

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And we're here
on behalf of our former chairman.

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We have a thing or two to talk about,
you and I.

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-Okay.
-Get out of the car.

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-But...
-Now!

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The Swedish prime minister
has now confirmed

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the submarine is carrying nuclear weapons.

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At the same time,
there are several Soviet ships,

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as well as two submarines,
heading towards it.

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We have every reason to fear
an extraction attempt, Mr. President.

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Mr. President,
how would you like to proceed?

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Chicken race!

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-What?
-Let's show 'em what we got.

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That's an order, General.

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Yes, Mr. President.

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You want to play games?
I'll race you to the sub, western pigs.

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THE NATIONAL BORDER
U137

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NAVAL BASE
KARLSKRONA

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What the hell is going on?

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We're not really sure, Commander.

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All ships suddenly went full steam ahead
towards the submarine.

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Send a towboat immediately!
Free the submarine now!

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Whatever happens,
remember the prime minister's orders.

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Hold the border!

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[soldiers chatter and shout]

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We have received new orders
to hold the border!

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-What? I thought we were done.
-We have to hold the border!

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Shit, that means we have to fire.
What happens if we hit them?

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We haven't even calibrated our fire yet.

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Just shoot. Aim at the national border.
That'll send a clear message.

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[soldiers shouting and chattering]

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Fire!

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[whistle of missile]

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We're at war.

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[man] Towboat Karlshamn here.

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We're commencing towing and hope to finish
before anyone else gets there.

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00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,800
Over and out.

247
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,800
-[knocking]
-[Kuznetsov] Comrade Captain!

248
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:47,080
Moscow informed us that they've sent
all their forces to liberate us.

249
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,360
Comrade Captain!

250
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,000
-[knocking]
-The Swedes are already here too!

251
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,920
Shit!

252
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,720
Comrade Captain! Comrade Captain...

253
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,040
Damn!

254
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:15,040
That spineless dickhead Tarasenko
has started a mutiny!

255
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,200
[tremendous bang]

256
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,880
What the fuck was that?

257
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,200
[Peskov laughs drunkenly]

258
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,360
Captain!

259
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,600
Guys, we're moving!

260
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,440
-Hooray, guys!
-Hooray!

261
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,160
-Yes!
-Hooray!

262
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,800
-[Peskov laughs drunkenly]
-[men cheering]

263
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,600
[phone ringing]

264
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,600
[Andropov] Comrade Vasilieva,
why don't you answer the phone?

265
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,120
-Hello.
-Commander-in-Chief!

266
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,400
Operation Devilish Plan has begun,
but the Swedes have opened fire.

267
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,640
Permission to return fire.

268
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,840
Are you insane?

269
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:16,320
Abort the operation immediately!

270
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,240
I understand, Comrade Andropov.

271
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,320
[alarm sounding]

272
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,560
New orders from Moscow.

273
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,440
Abort Operation Devilish Plan immediately.

274
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,080
Execute.

275
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,000
[sighs]
I'm going to step outside for a bit.

276
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,160
I need some fresh air.

277
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,440
Crap.

278
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,280
[inhales]
American steel. Works every time.

279
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,320
Mr. President.

280
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,600
General Cooper.

281
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,960
Sir...

282
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
-You shouldn't.
-Ah, it's those Swedes.

283
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,160
They got me smoking again.
How far have you got with my plan?

284
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,440
-You mean the chicken race, sir?
-Yes.

285
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,840
I'm sorry, sir. It's canceled.

286
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,960
Canceled?

287
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,080
The Swedes are right now towing
the submarine out to international waters.

288
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,680
The matter, it seems,
has been resolved through diplomacy.

289
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,720
Diplomacy?

290
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,520
What kind of a shitty word is that?

291
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,000
I think it's a... beautiful word.

292
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,880
[Brezhnev] What was it I decided

293
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,560
about that submarine again?

294
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:20,320
We were going to blow it to bits,
Comrade Secretary-General.

295
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:26,560
Along with the crew of 56 onboard,
nukes and everything,

296
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,120
inside another nation's territory,
Comrade Secretary-General.

297
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:36,400
Preliminary reports say 50,000 dead.

298
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,280
Large parts of southern Sweden
no longer exist.

299
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,880
Well, damn, how about that?

300
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,960
What do the Swedes have to say about it?

301
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,840
Well, they were a bit upset at first,

302
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:59,160
but we spoke with them
and they decided it was to be expected.

303
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,720
[chuckles]

304
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,080
How sensible of them.

305
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,240
Hm. [chuckles]

306
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,160
[grunts]

307
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,800
[coughs]

308
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,480
[baby crying]

309
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,720
[shushing baby]

310
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,320
Mr. Secretary, what is happening?
Why are we here?

311
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,720
-Russia?
-No, no, no, Russia!

312
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,920
No Russia. America.

313
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,320
That's right, Mr. Tarasenko.
United States of America.

314
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,880
We would love to welcome you,
far away from Moscow.

315
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,560
New York?

316
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,560
If you wish. Free country, sir.

317
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,840
Julia, New York!

318
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,240
No, Dima.

319
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,240
Gallywood.

320
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,800
Gallywood?

321
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,120
Hollywood!

322
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,800
You got it. Deal?

323
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,400
Deal.

324
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,360
[phone rings]

325
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,280
-[Lagerkrantz] Ow, ow, ow! I will try.
-Yes, hello?

326
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,920
-Tomorrow, I will hand in my.. It hurts...
-[chuckles] Slow down, Börje.

327
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,160
I understand that you're trying
apologize for something,

328
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:41,240
but could you please be as kind
as to take it once more from the top?

329
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,520
Calmly and clearly, please.

330
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,120
First of all, I'd like to apologize to you

331
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,680
for perhaps not always treating you
with the respect that I should have.

332
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,680
Second, I would like to inform you
that tomorrow morning,

333
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,560
I will be handing in my letter
of resignation to the government.

334
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:05,480
Well, that is indeed a wise decision,
Börje.

335
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,480
Thank you for your service, and of course,
I will give you a glowing endorsement.

336
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,560
-And one more thing.
-Yes.

337
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,440
Things worked out just fine
with that submarine.

338
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,640
Even in your absence.

339
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,840
Goodbye and good luck.

340
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,760
If I understand things correctly,
according to protocol...

341
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:46,720
responsibility for the submarine
now returns to us. Correct?

342
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,880
This is the Swedish Coast Guard.
You may go home now.

343
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,120
-Hooray!
-[all] Hooray

344
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,200
[whistling, cheering]

345
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,680
Glory to our merciful Secretary-General.

346
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,040
A woman is everything!

347
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,200
Family! That is everything!

348
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,080
-Hooray, boys!
-[men] Hooray!

349
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,680
[manically] Hooray!

350
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,080
[men chant] Home! Home!

351
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,480
-Home, guys!
-[all cheering, whistling]

352
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,840
[loon calling]

353
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,520
[KGB officer]
Congratulations on the highest decoration.

354
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,280
[Aleksandra] Thank you, Comrade.

355
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:23,200
The important thing was serving
my beloved motherland, but thank you.

356
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,280
Placing radio masts in the Baltic

357
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,480
is a major undertaking in itself.

358
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:38,480
But I also asked the technicians
to report on the state of the seabed.

359
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,640
Why may I ask?

360
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,120
Well, just imagine the future.

361
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,400
We could put the largest gas pipeline
from the Soviet Union

362
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:56,320
along the seabed to a greedy,
energy-hungry Europe.

363
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,440
From a military strategic standpoint,
it would be brilliant.

364
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,920
But from an economic standpoint,
simply astounding.

365
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,600
Well... think about it.

366
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,600
Think about it.

367
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,040
[Karlsson] We suspect that the former
Russian ambassador

368
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,480
in Stockholm is not who she says she is.

369
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,760
Aleksandra?

370
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,160
She's likely working
for Russian intelligence.

371
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,280
Nah, I think you've got
the wrong end of the stick, Anders.

372
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,320
Aleksandra, she's now our mole in Moscow.

373
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,760
She called me just a few hours ago

374
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:58,240
and provided me
with some astounding intelligence

375
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:05,000
concerning all the radio beacons that
are now hidden in Blekinge archipelago,

376
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,280
which you now have to clean up.

377
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,880
-What are you saying?
-Oh, yes.

378
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,040
Us sheep farmers,
we stick together, you see?

379
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:17,240
She also mentioned something
about a gas pipeline along the seabed.

380
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
How about it?

381
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,480
What do you say we discuss this over
a nice lunch at my favorite restaurant?

382
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,360
Well, thank you.
I wouldn't say no to that.

383
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120
[ringing tone]

384
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,360
[woman] This is Operakällaren.

385
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,560
This is Prime Minister Thorbjörn Fälldin.
I was wondering, what's today's special?

386
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,200
[woman]
Today's special is a cured leg of lamb.

387
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,680
[Thorbjörn] Well, that will be perfect.
We will be two.

388
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,360
We're on it,
recording everything as always.

389
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,800
-[woman] Welcome.
-[Thorbjörn] Thank you.

390
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,680
[slurping]

391
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,440
[sighs]

392
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,360
[inhales] The flag?

393
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Yup, it's down.

394
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,400
[knocking]

395
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,880
Do you or I get it?

396
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,360
Both.

397
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,120
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

398
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,120
Björklund! It's sure been a while.

399
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,240
Harry. Gustav.

400
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,080
The hammer.

401
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280
Right.

402
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Want a cup of coffee?

403
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Well... Spiked.

404
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
I've got that sorted already.

405
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,120
I brought some whiskey.

406
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,360
Have you got any ice?

407
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,360
Sure, come in, come in.