1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,674 Where's the cotton candy cauldron? 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,927 I need the cotton candy cauldron. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,929 We needed the cotton candy cauldron, like, yesterday. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,764 I don't… I can't see it anywhere. 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,265 Thank you. Here it is. 6 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:18,519 Thank you. 7 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,649 Where's the cotton candy? It's just a regular fucking cauldron. 8 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,276 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,778 This is my first big gig. 10 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,283 Oh, my God. Hello. 11 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,869 - Oh, hey. - Amazing party. 12 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,621 - Thank you. - These things normally suck shit. 13 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 Thank you. 14 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,291 I've had five too many ranch waters, 15 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,127 and, mamacita, I need to know where we're going next, 16 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:49,508 because Vancouver has this insane strip club where they serve the best oysters. 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,135 You know, I'm… actually, I'm trying to get on the five o'clock 18 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,221 so I can hopefully see my kids before they go to bed. 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,349 - But that sounds fun. Thanks. - You are so mama. 20 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,976 I love that. That is so good. 21 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:05,065 But tell me, who's excited to party all next weekend at Austin City Limits? 22 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,568 - This witch. - Yeah, and this bitch. 23 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,694 - Let's have fun. - Okay. 24 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:12,322 We're gonna party in every city in North America and a week in Seoul too. 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,492 - That sounds like a threat. - It is, bitch. 26 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,745 Okay. I gotta set up… I gotta set up my guy here, but… 27 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,082 You go, girl. I love this little fucker. 28 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,796 Shit. Shit. 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,590 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 30 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,801 There's been a gate change. 31 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,346 Flight 216 will now be boarding at gate 41B. 32 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,518 Shit. 33 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,148 Hey. Can you watch my stuff? 34 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,234 - What? - My stuff. Can you watch it? 35 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,279 I… I'd rather not. 36 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:53,906 Thanks. 37 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,491 What? I… 38 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,807 Sweetie, come on. Come on. Let's get to bed. 39 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,352 Come on. Come on, babe. 40 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:33,779 Okay. 41 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,781 Get some rest, okay? 42 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,963 - There you are. Hey. - Yo, roomie. 43 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,548 Got a little Bloody Mary action. 44 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,217 - Hair of the dog, know what I mean? Yeah. - Cool, cool, cool. 45 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,343 What are you up to today? 46 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:41,346 I've got a few little things I could use your help with, if you don't mind. 47 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,764 - Oh, yeah. No. No problem. - Okay, great. 48 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,017 Least I could do, right? 49 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,143 Oh, like, right now? 50 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,353 - Could you just put that in my attic? - Yeah. Totally. 51 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,438 Which one? 52 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,564 All of them. 53 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,692 - Thanks, buddy. - Yeah. 54 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,529 Hey, bitch. Literally nothing. What's up with you? 55 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,620 Hey. While you're up there, could you see if there are any mouse droppings? 56 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,623 Do you have, like, gloves or a mask or some shit I could have? 57 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,458 Masks don't work. 58 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,211 There's actually one last thing I want you to move. 59 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,923 - I won't go! No, no, no, no! - You're going to assisted living! 60 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,007 - I'm not leaving here! - It doesn't matter whether you wanna go! 61 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,091 You're going, old lady! 62 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,385 - She seems healthy to me. - No! 63 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,346 - What are you waiting for? Go get her! - Excuse me. Sorry. 64 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,889 - Who is this? - What does it matter? 65 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,474 - Who the hell are you? - Your daughter's friend. 66 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,809 - Just pick her up! - What the hell do you see in that whore? 67 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,728 Done and dusted. 68 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,442 I don't know why I was dreading that. 69 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,236 Oh, do you wanna hit Panda Express? 70 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,029 I'm not hungry. 71 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,948 All right, more for me. 72 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:49,248 Coyote held his breath and jammed the key into the lock. 73 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,791 The door swung open. 74 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,126 The lobby was dark and deserted. 75 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,214 The picture was starting to come into focus. 76 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:01,134 It was the perfect crime, except for one thing. 77 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,638 Coyote knew. 78 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,642 Oh, fuck. 79 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,983 Come on. Focus. 80 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,903 The hum of servers drowned out Coyote's footfalls. 81 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,531 Coyote had hit pay dirt again. 82 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:26,076 But would his coding skills still be up to the job? 83 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,670 Okay. Come on. Figure it out. 84 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,047 The chief counsel said the deal was over. 85 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,507 It was done. 86 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,136 Or was it? 87 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,396 Why is writing so hard? 88 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,733 I'm just stuck. Total writer's block. 89 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:01,445 I'm cruising along, and then I just… I hit a wall. 90 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,655 - But isn't that part of the process? - Yeah, I guess so. 91 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,616 But it is so frustrating. 92 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,201 Well, what does Sylvia have to say? 93 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,579 Well, we're not really talking about my book right now. 94 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,039 Maybe that's part of the problem. 95 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,208 Yeah, well, she made it very clear she doesn't believe in me 96 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,834 and she thinks Brett Coyote is shit. 97 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,878 She basically said she wants me to go back to work 98 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,588 and start collecting a regular paycheck. 99 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:20,964 Did she say that? 100 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,300 Well, no. Not in so many words. 101 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,636 Well, what did she say exactly? 102 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:31,225 She said she was frustrated in me for not consulting her before quitting. 103 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,602 Okay, fine. 104 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,854 To be honest, I didn't love the way that you quit either. 105 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,314 It was a little weird. 106 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,608 I think Frank felt upstaged. It was kind of his night. 107 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,152 Yeah? Should I text him? 108 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,820 Oh, I don't think he wants to hear from you. 109 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,614 He's on a year-long cruise. 110 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,075 He's always posting photos with that second family. 111 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,328 A 60-year-old with an infant, I'm just not comfortable with. 112 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,412 That's weird. 113 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,914 Hey, what should we do after this? 114 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,999 Oh, I have to go back to a job. 115 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,209 I have a job. 116 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,753 I work all day. 117 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,797 Oh, right. Yeah. 118 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,092 Hello. 119 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,718 - Hi! - Hi. 120 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,345 My God. I haven't seen you in so long. 121 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,555 - I know. - It's been weeks. 122 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,098 I mean, I haven't done drop-off in forever. 123 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,351 - So nice. - No. I mean, I kinda miss it. 124 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,811 I mean, I'm literally never here. 125 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,897 Next weekend I have to go to something called Austin City Limits. 126 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,816 They Might Be Giants are performing all the songs 127 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,318 from our show Teen Robot, and I'm throwing the party after. 128 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,779 - That sounds so fun. - It was kind of fun to begin with, 129 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,699 and now I just miss my kids and my family and my life. 130 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,492 Oh, I was being facetious. That does not sound fun. 131 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,370 Have you watched Teen Robot? That show sucks ass. 132 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,414 Yeah, I've seen it. We have to throw all their parties. 133 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,958 By the way, it's not a show for us. It's for ten-year-old boys. 134 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,835 I know. Sam got me hooked on it. 135 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,379 Though, Tori Spelling does crack me up as the mom-bot. 136 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,007 I'm loving her comeback. #HotToriSummer. 137 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,467 What is wrong with you? Why are you watching this show? 138 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,303 I'm trying to avoid Will. 139 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,555 What's going on with Will? 140 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,098 Oh, my God. Don't get me started. 141 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,683 He's been living with me for weeks. 142 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,019 I don't know how this guy became my problem. I barely know him. 143 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,312 Is he up to anything? 144 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:02,399 You know, he's doing the pop-up for Shitty Little Bar. I just… 145 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,568 Honestly, I don't have the bandwidth. 146 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,028 He's doing a pop-up? 147 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,780 Yeah. I suggested it to him. He's trying to lure investors. 148 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,824 - Didn't he tell you about it? - No. 149 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:12,618 We're… We're not really in touch. 150 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,952 Well, I get why you dumped him on me. 151 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,954 The only trouble is, now I don't know how to get rid of him. 152 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,873 He is impossible to get rid of. 153 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,249 I tried everything. 154 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:20,959 Yeah. 155 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,421 Well, there is one thing I don't think you tried. 156 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,343 That was unexpected. 157 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,054 - Yeah. For me too. - Yeah. 158 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,058 I should warn you, I get very clingy. 159 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,312 I have a lot of daddy issues. 160 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,730 Oh, cool. 161 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,359 - Maybe I shouldn't stay here anymore. - Oh, no. 162 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:49,988 - But I understand if you feel that way. - Yeah, it might be weird. 163 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,579 - Thanks though. - Thank you. 164 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,961 Yo. Thanks again for letting me crash here, man. 165 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,796 I know that, you know, you got a lot on your plate 166 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,130 with the house arrest and all that. 167 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,257 Dude, it's no problem at all. 168 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,259 I mean, you and I, we're, like, basically family, man. 169 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,135 That's what we do. We show up for each other, you know? 170 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,389 Yeah, totally. Ex-step-family, but I appreciate it still. 171 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,891 I do have a favor to ask of you though. 172 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:21,520 Will you go to the grocery store and pick me up more Celsius energy drinks? 173 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,190 - Would love to. - Oh, sick. That's so dope, dude. 174 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,150 - Thanks. Yeah. - I appreciate you, dude. 175 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,610 - My plezh. - I love you, dude. 176 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,613 You got any video games on that? Is that a-- 177 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,198 When do you think you're heading out? 178 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,243 You want me to go right now? 179 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,745 Yeah, dude. Is that a fucking problem or something? 180 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,414 I literally got here 15 minutes ago. 181 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,957 I bought you a six-pack when I came. 182 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,375 Well, I fucking finished them, bro. 183 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,169 Are you kidding? Like, I mean, do the math, Will. 184 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,545 Omar, can you believe this guy? 185 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,964 Would I be asking for more Celly if I didn't need more Celly? 186 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,215 Nah, you just wouldn't. 187 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,634 Well, maybe drink less fucking Celly. You ever think of that? 188 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,929 Why? I mean it's a 100% natural drink. 189 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,724 There's no artificial preservatives. There's no artificial flavors. 190 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,100 It's naturally natural. 191 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,352 I mean, Celly is 100% proven to function. 192 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,271 What the fuck? That literally means fucking nothing. 193 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,690 It's a drink. It can't function. It's a fucking drink. 194 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,775 It means that Celsius is clinically proven to function. 195 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,986 What does function even mean? It's a fucking drink. 196 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,821 - Clinically proven to function. - Everything's proven to function. 197 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,115 - If you did your research, you'd know. - In what capacity? 198 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,825 - In a clinic. - What are you talking about? 199 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,869 None of this makes sense. What are you doing in this place? 200 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,079 - Can you believe this guy? - I can't. I don't understand. 201 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,831 You're fucking tweaking out 'cause you're addicted to Celsius. 202 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,124 How much of that shit you drinking in a day? 203 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,335 - Eleven, bitch. - That's too many, bitch. 204 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,128 They're 100% proven to function. 205 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,255 - That doesn't fucking mean anything. - What are you talking about? 206 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,800 Stop saying that. You're losing your goddamn fucking shit, man. God! 207 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,844 The box says you're only supposed to drink two. 208 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,804 There you go. Celsius says don't drink Celsius. 209 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,848 - They have to say that. - They don't have to fucking say that. 210 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,475 It's, like, some government rule or something. 211 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,811 What drink on the planet Earth tells you not to drink it? 212 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,356 Will! Guys. Will, stop! 213 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,066 I'm not enabling your fucking Celsius kick. 214 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,776 Get him to buy you some fucking Celsius. 215 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,947 Nah, you just moved in, so you're the Celsius bitch. 216 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,616 So, if you wanna stop being the Celsius bitch, 217 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:01,495 you gotta get a new person to move in, and then they're the Celsius bitch. 218 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,206 So if I find someone else to move into your apartment, 219 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,041 I don't have to buy you Celsius anymore? 220 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,334 - Yeah, good luck. - By that logic, 221 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,294 you'll have a thousand fucking people living here, 222 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,338 just 'cause no one wants to buy you Celsius all day. 223 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,923 - That'd be awesome. - I'm not allergic to friends. 224 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,299 - That would be great. - It's a good time. 225 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,510 It'd be awesome to have more people for Reggie's Game. 226 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,263 Dude, are you serious? Are you… Literally… 227 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,723 Will, you're freaking us out with this coaster shit. 228 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,600 - Who cares? - You're right. I don't. 229 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,727 You know who rocks? Caitlin Clark. 230 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,688 - I mean, I love Caitlin Clark. - Dude, you're fucked up. 231 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,357 You can't stick on one single topic for more than two seconds. 232 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,025 I wanna do what Ryan Reynolds did with soccer, 233 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,402 except for do it with the WNBA. 234 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,154 - That'd be awesome. - Yeah. You're gonna own a WNBA team. 235 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,990 You can't go outside, motherfucker. 236 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:39,616 Yo, Omar. 237 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,826 I got a pop-up this weekend. 238 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,661 Can I get some help moving some beer stills? 239 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,789 No. 240 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,333 I'm on a hot-air balloon. 241 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:52,337 Dude's just, like, virtually fucking somebody in your living room with us here. 242 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,298 Really? What are you seeing? 243 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,802 It's mostly ass and saguaro cacti. 244 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,098 I am so happy, you know. 245 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:07,603 Welcome to the white love seat my dear friend Sylvia Greeves. 246 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:11,023 So, Sylvia, walk us through your journey. 247 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:15,777 I am currently an in-house events planner at a production company. 248 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,906 We love Young Darcy Mysteries. 249 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,158 We stan Mason Grand. 250 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:28,790 So, Sylvia, would you say you're the breadwinner at this point in your home? 251 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,586 I guess I am. 252 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,963 Yes. That's never really happened before. 253 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,632 And how does that feel? 254 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,052 And remember, don't be afraid to get real. 255 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,554 You're on the white love seat. Trademark. 256 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,141 You should, like, tell your story. It'll mean a lot to the moms. 257 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,230 It feels good. 258 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,983 Yeah. It can be challenging and a little lonely sometimes, 259 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,528 running your own business… a small business, 260 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,322 but I feel validated. 261 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,949 You know, people don't talk about it, 262 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,619 but coming back into the work field, you know, 263 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,246 after raising three kids is a really-- 264 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,457 Breaking the Glass Ceiling with Katie Fields 265 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,544 is brought to you by ZipRecruiter. 266 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,088 You have ZipRecruiter sponsoring the show? 267 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,633 No, but doesn't it sound so good? 268 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,343 And we're back. 269 00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,846 Wow. 270 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,599 - Is that really necessary? - Yeah, it's necessary. 271 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,893 Are you having fun? 272 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,603 I'm having so much fun. 273 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,772 - No, just act natural. - Okay, sorry. 274 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,736 Hey. Good afternoon. 275 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,821 Wow, it's a miracle. 276 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,990 The beer stills are finally leaving my backyard. 277 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,450 Yeah. All… All set up and ready to go. 278 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,412 - Just you? - Yeah. No one would help me. 279 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,163 But I got it. It's all good. 280 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,415 Great. 281 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,927 Oh, fuck. 282 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,515 Come on. 283 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,353 - Fuck. Come on. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 284 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,355 Can I give you a hand? You're destroying my garden here. 285 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,481 No, I… Is Charlie around? 286 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,442 This shit's super heavy, and he's freakishly strong. 287 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,693 He's not here. But I can help. 288 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,362 Have you tried Celsius, by the way? This shit's fucking incredible. 289 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,698 It's all natural. It's clinically proven to function. 290 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,743 - What does that mean? - It's clinically proven to function. 291 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,161 - What does that mean? - It means… 292 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,246 If you wanna know if it's gonna function, 293 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,457 the answer's yes because they clinically proved it will. 294 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,251 - But function for what? - It's just gonna function. 295 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,544 - It's clinically proven. - I don't know what you mean! 296 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,171 Here. You gotta try it. 297 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,093 - Mango? - Galaxy Vibe. 298 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,261 - Wow. - Yeah. 299 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,138 - I like the fizz. - It's good. 300 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,350 Okay. Actually, don't drink that much of it so fast. 301 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,101 There's a lot of caffeine in there. 302 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,231 - Yeah. - Caffeine doesn't really affect me. 303 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,690 - Let's hope not. - All right. 304 00:14:58,774 --> 00:14:59,608 - Let's go. - One, two… 305 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,069 Yeah. Here we… 306 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,862 You gotta wiggle it. Gotta wiggle it out. 307 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,072 Wiggle it! 308 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,033 I can't believe this is all natural. 309 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,202 - It's literally all natural. - I can't believe it. 310 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,495 - I know. Crazy. - It's amazing. 311 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,456 - Fuck you, green tea. - Fuck you, green tea! 312 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,918 All right! It's functioning. Clinically proven to function. 313 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,421 - It is clinically proven to function. - I love it. It's fresh. 314 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,340 Okay. Two down. Two to go. 315 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,634 - And all this other shit. - Yes. 316 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,803 Thank you so much for helping me, by the way. 317 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,847 - It's my exercise for the month. - Nice. 318 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,139 How are we gonna move this bad boy? 319 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,641 You get the front, I'll get the back? 320 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,768 - That's what she said. Yeah! - Booyah! 321 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,854 Katie told me you're doing a pop-up this weekend. 322 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,815 Yeah. I thought it'd be a good way to raise money for Shitty Little Bar. 323 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,942 That's awesome. People will be psyched you're brewing again. 324 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,903 Yeah. I rented out this industrial space downtown, got Lucky Penny's mailing list. 325 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,864 I'm inviting everyone, doing the whole social media thing. 326 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,241 - That's amazing. - Okay. This is very large. 327 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,492 Should we wait for Charlie? 328 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,077 No. I'm strong 'cause Celsius. 329 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,537 Yeah, that's right. You are. 330 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,789 - All right. Lift her up, lift her up… - Let's do it. One, two, three… 331 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,960 Oh, fuck! 332 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,129 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - Oh, shit! Oh, no! 333 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,798 I can't! It's fucking stuck! Shit! Shit! 334 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,676 - Are you okay? Are you okay? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 335 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,511 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 336 00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,180 Good. Now we need to save my beer! 337 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,098 - Oh, my God. - I can't have a pop-up if I have no beer! 338 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,809 - Jesus. - Stop, you dick! 339 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,728 - That was nuts. - Help me. Grab containers. 340 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,439 - Shake it off and grab some containers! - I got it. I got it. 341 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,691 - Oh, God! My hazy IPA. - Oh, my God. I got a bucket. 342 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,568 - I got a tiny bucket. - Ah, fuck. Thank you. 343 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,777 Oh, fuck me! 344 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,280 Look at that. These are tiny! These are tiny! 345 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,573 You got fucked up! 346 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,159 - Help me! - I'm coming. I'm coming. 347 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,745 - Oh, no! My hazy IPA! - Oh, my God. 348 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,086 It still tastes good. 349 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,882 I think we saved my hazy IPA. At least, you know, 70% of it. 350 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,091 Here, have a sip. You deserve it. 351 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,886 My entire backyard is flooded with beer. 352 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,513 Yeah, that's the other 30%. 353 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,056 My children play out here. 354 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,267 It smells like a fraternity house was tipped upside down on the lawn. 355 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,479 I know. Look, just relax, you know. The sun will, you know, burn it off. 356 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,775 - Did you just tell me to relax? - Yeah. The sun will burn it all off. 357 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,193 - Don't worry about it. - It's not funny. 358 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,529 Look, you're having a Celly crash. It happens. 359 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,571 You just need more Celsius. You'll feel right as rain. 360 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,782 - I'm being serious. - It actually was very funny. 361 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,409 You should've seen how fucking far you flew. 362 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,577 It was incredible. 363 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,622 If you have a Ring camera or something, you could go viral, like, be famous. 364 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,291 But what I really need first is to figure out how to get all this beer downtown. 365 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,462 Oh, my… I am so tired of you just coming in 366 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,549 and screwing everything up and then walking away. 367 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,509 You just turned my backyard into Bourbon Street. 368 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,760 I said I was sorry! 369 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,303 Well, you didn't say that. 370 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,888 You're right. 371 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,767 - You still didn't say I'm sorry. - It's because it wasn't my fault. 372 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,894 You hit the fucking thing. You did it to yourself, okay? 373 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,187 - You're blaming me? - I'm not blaming. 374 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,564 I'm just saying if this was a court of law, 375 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,023 you would be culpable for the beer spraying. 376 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,818 You wreak havoc on everybody's life! 377 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,404 Anyone who crosses your path… It's complete chaos. 378 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,615 - What the fuck does that mean? - I'm so sick of you ruining my life! 379 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,535 - What the fuck are you talking about? - You broke my husband. 380 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,328 - What does that… No, I didn't. - You did. 381 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,747 You told Charlie to quit his job. 382 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,043 I did. I actually did. I just remembered. 383 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,921 Yes, we were going for a walk, and he sprained his ankle, 384 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,631 and I… yeah, I told him he should quit his job. 385 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,800 Why would you say that? 386 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,427 My whole life no one's ever listened 387 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,470 to one piece of advice I've ever fucking given. 388 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,555 I don't fucking know. 389 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,808 He told me he wanted to quit his job, so I told him to quit his job. 390 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,059 What the fuck do you want from me? 391 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,728 Why is he even having these conversations with me? 392 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,230 He should be having 'em with you. You need to work on your communication. 393 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:26,481 - That's the thing here. - Are you really… 394 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,942 - You're gonna give me marriage advice? - I guess so. Someone has to, so, yeah. 395 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,320 Yeah. You're the perfect person to give marriage advice. 396 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,988 Look at you. Your life's a disaster. 397 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,531 - The fuck does that mean? - What do you think… 398 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,782 It's exactly what it sounds like it means. 399 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,869 Before you came along, I was fucking peachy. 400 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,662 I was living in a mansion on the beach. 401 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,289 I was engaged to a lovely woman. 402 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,790 And then you fucked everything up! 403 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,001 Oh, and that's all my fault. 404 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,628 Yes. It wouldn't have happened without you. 405 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,796 Okay. You know what? I think that if you really feel that way… 406 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,632 - I do. - Yeah, then we need to take a break. 407 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,926 I was just gonna say we need to take a break before you said it. 408 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,553 - I said it first! - Fuck! God fucking damn it. 409 00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,472 Here. Take this fucking shit. Deal with it. 410 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,807 What… I… What am I supposed to do with all of this beer? 411 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,017 I don't know. I can't serve it. 412 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,519 I'll lose my commercial kitchen license. 413 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,562 It's not gonna be good by the time the pop-up happens. 414 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,106 - I don't want it either! - I don't either! 415 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,282 - Hey. - Hey, what happened? 416 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,494 Will stuff. The garden's a mess. I'll… I'll handle it. 417 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:24,206 Okay. Well, I'm headed to Honda to sell the minivan. 418 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,000 How are you gonna get back? 419 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,460 Oh, I don't know. I'll take an Uber. 420 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:32,506 Well, I can drive the minivan. You follow, we could drive back together. 421 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,134 - You don't mind? - No. I just gotta clean up. 422 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,636 Yeah, okay. 423 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,974 Smells like beer. 424 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,607 How's the writing going, babe? 425 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,365 Honestly, I've been kind of stuck. 426 00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,491 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 427 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:00,993 Isn't that normal? 428 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,120 I mean, some days I'm kind of in the groove. 429 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,663 I feel like I'm making sense of it. 430 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,958 But some days it's just… I don't know. 431 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,002 It feels self-indulgent. It feels… 432 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,713 masturbatory. 433 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:18,260 I don't know, maybe I should just bail on the whole thing. 434 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,430 No, no. No. You shouldn't bail. 435 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,015 You don't have to say that. 436 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,975 I'm not just saying that. Okay? 437 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,476 I believe in you, babe. 438 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,189 - Sweetie, you haven't even read the book. - I read the book. 439 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,192 I read it, and it's great. 440 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,445 Thank you. 441 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,781 For most of our marriage, you have been the rock. 442 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:44,119 You supported me. Okay? And it's my turn to support you. 443 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:47,831 Just go for it. I want you to follow your dreams. 444 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:51,043 And if that means inviting Brett Coyote into our marriage, 445 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,588 then I guess we're a throuple now. 446 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,924 Thank you. That… That really… 447 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,469 - That means so much to me. - Yeah. 448 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,306 But just so you know, Brett Coyote would never settle down. 449 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,309 I know, I know. I was being metaphorical. 450 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,394 - Okay. Just making sure. - Yeah. 451 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,646 Okay. 452 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,483 Thank you. 453 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,861 Can you clean out the remaining items in your vehicle 454 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,279 before we take it over for processing? 455 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,531 - Oh, sure. - Ah, yeah. 456 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,078 Oh, wow. 457 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:28,789 Okay. 458 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,332 Yeah. 459 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,959 Oh, dear. 460 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,293 We don't need this anymore. 461 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,131 - Baby Mum-Mums. - Baby Mum-Mums. 462 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,551 Remember that's all Maeve would eat? 463 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,719 That's all she would eat. 464 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,099 Oh, my… 465 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:49,351 Oh, my God. 466 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,602 Baa! 467 00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,897 - Oh, wow! - Oh, my God. 468 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,650 - Wow. - Simon would be so happy 469 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,151 if we'd found that, like, five years ago. 470 00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,236 Yeah. 471 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,655 Losing Baa ruined that whole trip to Carmel. 472 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,739 That was terrible. 473 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,618 Oh, my God. Wand. 474 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,662 This must be ten years old. 475 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,539 Do you remember when Frances would wear that dress? 476 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,875 She wouldn't take that fairy dress off for a whole six months. 477 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,418 Oh, it was so cute. 478 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,128 It was so filthy. 479 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,714 We should've cleaned this car more often. 480 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:19,631 Yeah. 481 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:27,890 This is too sad. 482 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,017 - I don't wanna do this anymore. - Yeah. 483 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:53,582 This happens a lot. Just let it out. 484 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,756 Hey. 485 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:06,178 Just so you know, you've always been my rock. 486 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,973 My crazy, neurotic rock. 487 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:14,353 I love you. 488 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,479 Thanks, babe. 489 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,784 Goodbye, 2012 Honda Odyssey. 490 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:30,869 Goodbye. 491 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,166 All right. I gotta get going. 492 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,878 - I have a flight to catch. - Oh, right. Yeah. Are you checked in? 493 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,058 Fuck. 494 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,477 Shit. 495 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:16,748 You ready to sign? 496 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,841 I am. 497 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:31,346 Congratulations. 498 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,527 All right. There we go. 499 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,656 Nice. 500 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:53,994 Yeah. 501 00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:58,624 Nice. 502 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,438 All right. Hit it! 503 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:24,650 Hey! 504 00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,824 Oh, yeah. Carrie, remember I told you 505 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:36,119 I can't do the Family Stink premiere on the 11th. That's Maeve's birthday. 506 00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,412 So bring that slut. 507 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,872 She's seven! 508 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:42,417 Well, you have a husband, right? 509 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,046 Oh, shit. Sorry, babe. I actually have to take this. 510 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,799 Not to brag, but it's the VP of Global Merchandising. 511 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:49,883 Okay. 512 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:53,679 Yeah, she and I are getting shit-faced tonight at the Kids' Choice Awards, so… 513 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:54,763 jealous? 514 00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:56,098 Bye, whore! 515 00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,893 Hey, you nasty fucker. You ready to get your drink on? 516 00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:14,825 Hey! 517 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,034 - Hello. - How's it going? 518 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:17,119 Good. How are you? 519 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:19,663 Good. Really good. Great. Yeah. 520 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,791 Few weeks away from opening Shitty Little Bar actually. 521 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,877 - Wow. Oh, that's exciting. - Yeah. Yeah. Super cool. 522 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,338 - I read about it in the LA Times. - What about you? Throwing a party? 523 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,841 Yeah. We're having a book party for Charlie. 524 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,050 - No shit? - Yeah. 525 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:34,052 Wait. He published that book he was writing? 526 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:35,554 Well, self-published. 527 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,055 Yes. That makes more sense. 528 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:39,808 Yeah, he found this website where you upload your file 529 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:44,354 and they turn it into this spiral-bound kinda thing that looks like a book! 530 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:45,731 Yeah. That's a book. 531 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,983 - He's very happy. Yeah. - That's great. 532 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,067 Awesome. 533 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,987 How's… how's everything else? 534 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,823 Good. I've been busy. I've been throwing a bunch of corporate parties. 535 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:58,327 - Traveling a ton. Very busy. Never home. - Nice. You went corporate. 536 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,706 - Well… Yeah. Thank you so much. - Anyway, here's your… Yeah. 537 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,626 Appreciate that. And… Yeah. 538 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,586 - Good luck with everything. - Good luck to you. Yeah. 539 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,130 Good luck with your life and family and all that. 540 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,634 - All right. I'll see ya. Yeah. - Okay. 541 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,890 What the fuck? 542 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:24,353 Oh, no! My fucking God! 543 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,231 Shit! Fuck! 544 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,275 Fuckers! Oh, my God. No. 545 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,156 Why is this happening to me? 546 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,453 Why do you hate me, God? 547 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:45,332 This is not your problem. This is his problem. Not yours. 548 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,292 - Why? - Do not go out there. 549 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,672 Right, boy? Okay, he's gonna go away, isn't he? 550 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,006 Oh, fuck! 551 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,265 You okay? 552 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:04,476 Johnny 66 sent me a noncompete. 553 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:06,061 What does it say? 554 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,439 It says that I can't open my bar. 555 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:13,026 I was weeks away. All the money and time I put into… 556 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,779 I can't fucking believe Jenna would do this to me. 557 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,489 I'm sorry, buddy. 558 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:20,242 - She must still really be pissed off. - Yeah. 559 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:22,911 What should I do? 560 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,248 I think you should proceed however you wish to proceed. 561 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:27,708 What does that mean? 562 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,210 I don't wanna say the wrong thing and mess up your life again. 563 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,046 You don't mess up my life, okay? 564 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,174 You… You help make my life better. 565 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,218 You're the only person who's honest with me, 566 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:41,388 and it's just easier to yell at you than to get my shit together. 567 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:42,556 Oh, thanks. 568 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,895 I just feel like I'm the exact loser that Jenna always said I was. 569 00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:49,188 No, you're not. 570 00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:50,272 - I really am. - No, you're not. 571 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,024 You know what? Honestly, I think you should… 572 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:53,358 you should try and change her mind. 573 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:55,110 That seems like an uphill battle. 574 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:56,904 I was a top exec at this company, 575 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:58,906 and you put all the personal shit on top of that, 576 00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,407 they're never gonna release me from this. 577 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,742 You don't know what could happen. 578 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,828 I exploded her father's eyeball and then left her at the altar. 579 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,998 You still don't know what could happen, and you taught me that. 580 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,958 You were the one who told me to go corporate, 581 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:13,253 and now I'm planning a party at the Anaheim Convention Center 582 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:14,880 for the Laser Karate Gang. 583 00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:16,798 What is the Laser Karate Gang? 584 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,759 It's like the Power Rangers, 585 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,053 but, you know, they're LGBTQ. 586 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,014 The point is that I'm doing it because of you. 587 00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:25,766 You'd really do that? 588 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,601 Of course. We can take my new wheels. 589 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:28,936 No more minivan? 590 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,938 - No, I got something fancier. - What? 591 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,272 A Honda CR-V. 592 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,483 I don't know what that is. 593 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:37,903 Just imagine the most generic idea of a car. That's it. 594 00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,989 - I got it. Thank you. - Yeah. 595 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,450 Oh, my God. 596 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,545 Yeah! I fucking did it! 597 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:55,796 This is a sign! 598 00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:57,464 You beat that tiny robot. 599 00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:01,385 Let's go get Shitty Little Bar back! Yes! 600 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:05,889 Fuck that thing. 601 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,824 What if I go in, like, super sweet? You know what I mean? 602 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:24,950 Okay. Like what? 603 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,161 "Hey, I know we've had our differences, 604 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,581 but this is really affecting my livelihood, Penguini." 605 00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,208 - "Penguini"? Are you crazy? - You're right. I shouldn't have said it. 606 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,335 As soon as it came out of my mouth, I was like, "No. You don't… 607 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,254 - Don't drop a Penguini in this moment." - She'll kill you. 608 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:38,338 - "Are you fucking crazy?" - No. 609 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:40,424 Maybe I do the opposite. I go, like, aggressive, right? 610 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,675 - Okay, yeah. - Like, 611 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,677 "You better let me outta this fucking deal 612 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,389 or my fucking legal team will be all up in your fucking asshole." 613 00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,475 Okay. I think you're gonna know what to do when you see her, okay? 614 00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:52,227 - Nobody knows her better than you do. - You're right. 615 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,313 - Do you really think this is gonna work? - A hundred percent. 616 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:56,106 - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. 617 00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:21,006 Oh, no, she is way too busy for whatever this is. 618 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,509 No, no, no. You can't go in there. 619 00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:25,427 Hello? You cannot go in there. 620 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:29,973 Jenna, we need to talk. 621 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,558 Ciao. Arrivederci. 622 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,977 Jesus Christ. What are you doing here? 623 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,146 You gotta let me out of this noncompete. 624 00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:41,568 Hey! Oh, my goodness. What happened? Did you do it? 625 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:42,945 In a sense. 626 00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:45,948 We had sex and then she told me to go fuck myself. 627 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,408 - Wow. - Yeah. 628 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:51,703 It's so weird when she's willing to have sex with you. 629 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:55,123 I never understood what turned her on. She was on a conference call 630 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:56,250 - the whole time. - Okay. 631 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,960 - She didn't even mute it. - No, thank you. 632 00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:59,461 - I had to be completely silent. - No. 633 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:01,421 Which was hard for me 'cause I'm a very vocal lover. 634 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:02,506 - Nope. - I am. 635 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:03,757 - You asked. - I did not. 636 00:32:03,841 --> 00:32:05,175 - You asked. - I definitely did not. 637 00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:07,135 I don't know what I'm gonna do now. 638 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:08,679 You're gonna open your own bar. 639 00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:10,931 I don't know how, but it's gonna happen, buddy. 640 00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:12,599 - I believe in you. - Thank you. 641 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:17,688 You wanna come back to my place and hear a live reading of Brett Coyote? 642 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:19,982 You know what, I actually do. 643 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,526 - Hey, you wanna hear something hilarious? - Always. 644 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,652 I slept with Katie. 645 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:27,197 - Jesus! - Oh, my God. 646 00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:29,658 This is a brand new car! 647 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:30,951 Why'd you have to tell me that? 648 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,202 - Sorry. - What's wrong with you? 649 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:33,996 - I thought it would cheer you up. - I was focusing! 650 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:36,248 - It was bad timing. - Fuck. 651 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,708 "Watson barked. 652 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:40,085 Coyote turned to him and said, 'Shush now.'" 653 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:44,047 "Coyote looked at the clock. It was 4:58 p.m. 654 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:46,800 He grabbed the alternative dispute resolution documents 655 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,677 and sprinted to the appellate court, 656 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,472 hoping to get there before the clerk's office closed at 5:00." 657 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:56,727 Wow. 658 00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,980 Wow. You can't stop there, man. Come on. 659 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:02,232 Hey, don't stop there. 660 00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:04,526 Well, you guys can get a copy of the book here 661 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,029 or you can download the whole thing on the Doodliedoo app. 662 00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:11,241 But, I really, really wanna thank my wife 663 00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:14,578 for being so supportive and patient while I wrote this book. 664 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,496 And to my kids. Thank you. 665 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,708 And Diane, thank you for all your help with the legal questions 666 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:21,084 as it pertains to real estate. 667 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,419 Anytime. 668 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,840 Any questions before we pop the champagne? 669 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:28,759 Yeah? 670 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,219 How do you think of this stuff? 671 00:33:30,302 --> 00:33:33,555 Oh, well, you know, just sort of comes to me. 672 00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:37,100 It would've made more sense to me if Coyote had used a VPN. 673 00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:38,227 Virtual private network. 674 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:39,770 - Okay. Thank you, Paul. - You're welcome. 675 00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:41,313 Omar. 676 00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:44,483 How do you write so much without your wrist getting carpal tunnel? 677 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:48,111 Oh, I actually have a keyboard that supports your wrists as you type. 678 00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:49,655 I can send you the link on Amazon. 679 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:50,864 Nah. 680 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:52,741 Omar, what are you doing here? 681 00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:54,409 You put it on the work calendar, so I showed up. 682 00:33:57,454 --> 00:34:00,123 When I launched Boss Mama Industries, 683 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:04,253 I found that working by myself allowed me the creative freedom 684 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:07,840 to pursue all of my interests under one umbrella. 685 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:12,553 I'm sorry. Is there a question? 686 00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:14,263 No. That's it. 687 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,141 - Oh. Yeah? - My mom made a book out of my stories 688 00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:19,601 and it looks just like your book. 689 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:23,647 - That's great. - We're both writers. We are the same. 690 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:26,900 Yeah. Yep. 691 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:31,655 Okay. Well, are there any other questions? 692 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,366 Okay, I think it might be time to pop the champagne! 693 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:37,244 - Yeah. - Thank you for coming, everybody! 694 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:38,495 Thank you! 695 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,125 So, what'd you think? 696 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,002 It's great. It has so many words. 697 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,170 I know it's not very good. 698 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:48,589 Look, it could use some trims. 699 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:51,842 Stewart, I am not an idiot. But I will get better. 700 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:53,510 You know, I watched a TED talk 701 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:56,471 where Dean R. Koontz said you have to write at least five novels 702 00:34:56,554 --> 00:34:57,723 before you're ready to publish. 703 00:34:58,515 --> 00:34:59,725 And in the meantime, 704 00:35:01,018 --> 00:35:02,519 I think I'm ready to come back to work. 705 00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:04,021 Really? That would be great. 706 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,647 But what about Brett Coyote though? 707 00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,482 I don't know. Nights, weekends. 708 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:10,360 Truth is, I miss being around people. 709 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:13,697 Also, when I work at home, I… 710 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:16,533 I masturbate a lot. 711 00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:19,036 Girl, I get it. The pandemic was brutal. 712 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,162 Yeah. 713 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:23,040 We can work something out. We'd love to have you back. We all would. 714 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,586 Excuse me, will you please sign my book? 715 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,713 Yeah, sure. 716 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:33,634 I've never met a real author before. 717 00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:36,970 I have never been called an author before. 718 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:43,227 Thank you. 719 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:46,647 Are you crying? 720 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,107 No. No. 721 00:35:49,191 --> 00:35:51,193 Why does everybody always ask me if I'm crying? 722 00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:53,904 - Because, honestly, you cry a lot. - Well, I'm an emotional guy. 723 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,865 I got my license in the mail. The photo looks weird, right? 724 00:35:57,741 --> 00:36:00,786 - No way. You look so hot. - Yeah. You're so right. 725 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,412 We should take a photo with your license. 726 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:04,164 Oh, my God. Yes. Amazing. 727 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:15,592 Paul, you're sweet. You don't have to play with my kid. It's okay. 728 00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:17,427 No, it's all good. He's teaching me how to rip his head off. 729 00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:19,263 No! You're doing it wrong. You're… 730 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,764 - You're doing Meteoric Strike… - Well, just-- 731 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:23,475 …and you're supposed to be doing Wrath of the Frost Ancient. It's… 732 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:24,893 Well, you have to explai… Don't take it. I'm… 733 00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:26,979 Hey, hey. Let's use our manners, mate. Let's be polite. 734 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:29,773 - Okay. Take this and then you rip it. - I can do it. I can do it. 735 00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:31,233 - You're doing it wrong. - Look… 736 00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,402 - Just let me show you. - I'm doing what you explained to me. 737 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:35,737 - I'm doing what you explained to me. - I'm out. I'm out. I'm done. 738 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,322 Have you ever thought of doing your own podcast? 739 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:38,866 I just feel like you have the moxie for it. 740 00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:41,618 Well, thank you very much. I don't really know if I have the… 741 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:44,288 Hello. 742 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,372 Hi. 743 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:50,544 - Bye. - Bye. 744 00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:55,424 The government has since admitted there are UFOs, so… Just-- 745 00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:56,675 - I know. - Will. 746 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,927 - Hey, it's been a long time. - Hey. Good to see you. 747 00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:01,138 - Yeah. What's happening? Yeah. - Good to see you. Yeah. 748 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:02,222 How are things? 749 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:05,601 Not that great. I just got slapped with a noncompete from Johnny 66. 750 00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:08,312 I was supposed to open my own bar, but now that's kind of fucked. 751 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,606 Noncompetes. Everyone signs them, everyone regrets it. 752 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,357 Yeah, I got a room full of lawyers here. 753 00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,610 - Anyone have a way out of this thing? - Yeah. 754 00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:16,945 Honestly, noncompetes are tricky. 755 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:18,739 The only bankable way to get around one 756 00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:21,783 would be to get somebody else to be the face of the company. 757 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,368 - Okay. - Yeah, you could partner up 758 00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:26,038 on the new bar with one of your old friends from Lucky Penny. 759 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,541 They're all awaiting trial for federal crimes, 760 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,376 so probably not the best business partners. 761 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,461 Yeah. 762 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:33,879 Anybody else you could partner with? 763 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,466 Look, look! 764 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:41,345 - No. Okay, no, no, no, no. No, no. - Oh, dear. 765 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:43,263 We don't want Jessipa and the dog together. 766 00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:46,099 - Jessipa. Come on. Come on. - Can you please deal with that? 767 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:48,644 I mean… 768 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,854 - I mean, pal… - Pal. 769 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:55,400 You and I going into business together would be, like, the worst idea. 770 00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:56,985 - Am I right? - Yeah, it'd be catastrophic. 771 00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:58,862 - Terrible, terrible idea. - Yeah. 772 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,697 You would get to spend more time with your family. 773 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:02,866 But also, I don't like beer. 774 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:06,745 So if we were to do this, we'd have to include some wine. 775 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:09,331 I mean, that's a concession I'd be open to making. 776 00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:13,669 Okay. And so I'm kinda realizing if I'm the face of the company, 777 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,712 then I'm technically your boss. 778 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:19,258 - You're working for me. Okay? - You would actually be my boss. 779 00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:20,634 Okay? So I'm hiring you. 780 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,302 - You are, yeah. - Have you got any references? 781 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:25,764 I do. Are we… Are we really talking about going into business together? 782 00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:28,225 - For real? - I think we are. 783 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:30,519 I'm in. Could be fun. 784 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:31,937 It could be a disaster. 785 00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:35,649 Us? A disaster? I don't… I don't see how that's possible. 786 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,943 What could possibly go wrong?