1
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[scoffs, chuckles]

2
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I-It can't be as nice on the inside
as it is on the outside.

3
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No, no.
There is something wrong with this house,

4
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even though it does seem very...
[inhales sharply] ...very pretty.

5
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- It's very pretty.
- Yeah.

6
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- Yeah. Yeah, there's something wrong.
- Yeah.

7
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- Hi.
- Hi.

8
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- Oh, my God. It's beautiful! Oh, wow!
- Mm-hmm.

9
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One bathroom--

10
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- There's one bathroom downstairs.
- Okay. It's gorgeous.

11
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- [Charlie] One bathroom downstairs.
- Oh, love the ceiling. Pocket doors.

12
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- There is a second bathroom. [chuckles]
- [chuckling] Okay!

13
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There is a third bathroom off the primary!

14
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- That's great! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [squeals]
- Yes! Yay! Yeah! Yes! Yes!

15
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- [chuckles] Aw.
- Oh, my God.

16
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Just tell us what's wrong with it, Diane. Please.

17
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- Yeah.
- Absolutely nothing. It is perfect.

18
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We are legally obligated to tell you

19
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that last year there was a triple homicide
on site, but, I mean, the school district.

20
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- Sold.
- We'll take it.

21
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- Great. I am so happy for you two.
- [laughs]

22
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Just don't Google the O'Connells.

23
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Oh.

24
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["Good Friend" playing]

25
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Yo, Omar,
I need you to sterilize tank two.

26
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Oh, that's not gonna happen, big boy.

27
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Hilarious. Go sterilize tank two.

28
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No. 'Cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool.

29
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The fuck you just say?

30
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I said, "No,
'cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool."

31
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I'm very sorry.
They made me the brewmaster.

32
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[Will sighs]

33
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Why does Omar think he's the brewmaster?

34
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Omar is the brewmaster.

35
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- Right.
- What are you talking about?

36
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We have majority stake in the bar,
so we decided to make Omar the brewmaster.

37
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Are you trying to get me to sell my shares
by making me eat shit?

38
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- Yeah, kinda.
- Yes, dude.

39
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It is not gonna work, okay?
You have no idea how much shit I can eat.

40
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Okay, let's do this. You want me to, uh,
unload the truck, uh, then, or--

41
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

42
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- Before we get to that...
- Yeah.

43
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...I have a couple of questions
that I would love to ask.

44
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Oh, you're gonna interview me?
Perfect. Let's do this.

45
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- Um, why do you want this position?
- I don't.

46
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Here's one. How do you brewmaster?

47
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First thing the wedding planner
asks me is,

48
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"How many bridesmaids?"

49
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- Oh.
- I am in my 40s.

50
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- I am too old for bridesmaids.
- [chuckles]

51
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You should use the wedding planner
that Charlie and I had.

52
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- Oh. She was wonderful.
- Oh.

53
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Very chill. Yeah.
Let me get you her website.

54
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- Oh, God. She's dead.
- [smacks lips]

55
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- Wow, "Natural causes."
- Oh, very chill. Like, literally chill.

56
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- God, we're so old. Ugh, depressing.
- Jesus.

57
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Why don't you start
with just a Pinterest board?

58
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- You know, with all your ideas.
- Oh, my God. That sounds so boring.

59
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Why don't you plan it?

60
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- You're so good at that stuff.
- Oh.

61
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- I can't. I can't.
- Yes!

62
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- I got too much going on with the house.
- Oh, my God.

63
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I cannot wait to see your murder house.

64
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[chuckles] Yeah, so we're trying to,
like, you know, let that go.

65
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[chuckles] Just with the kids.
So, just don't say it ever again.

66
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- Sure. Sure. [chuckles]
- [chuckling]

67
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Are you inviting Will to the housewarming?

68
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Uh, we're inviting our new neighbors
and Charlie's work friends.

69
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And it's people from different worlds and,
you know, when Will and I get together,

70
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we just, like, get carried away
and act like idiots.

71
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- Back to your new house.
- Mm-hmm.

72
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Have you seen any ghosts
or experienced a poltergeist?

73
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No. No.

74
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Not yet. Not yet.

75
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[chuckles]

76
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- How many people died here?
- I don't know. Like, three or four.

77
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[guests chattering]

78
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So, I got two wedding theme ideas,
but I think we can bring 'em together.

79
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I'm not planning your wedding, so...

80
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Relax. I didn't say you
were gonna plan my wedding.

81
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But I know you're good at this shit.

82
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- Okay.
- Just riff some themes with me.

83
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Besides, I love my baby. Baby, I love you.

84
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- She's got no fucking vision.
- I got no vision.

85
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- She just wants shit to be cute.
- I do want it to be cute.

86
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- See what I'm fucking dealing with?
- Okay. All right. Well, riff. Let's go.

87
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Okay, cool, cool.
So the first one is "Once Upon a Wedding,"

88
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and the second one is
"Two Minutes to Midnight."

89
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Uh, yeah. Is that--
Is that, like, a Western?

90
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No, they're just themes. What--

91
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- What are you not understanding?
- Okay.

92
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- We'll workshop it. We've got time.
- Okay.

93
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- I'll think about it.
- We'll talk about it.

94
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- [mouthing] I'm sorry.
- I get it.

95
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.

96
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- This neighborhood really does it for me.
- How do you think it's going?

97
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- [sighs] It's good, yeah.
- Good? Yeah.

98
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Look. You know, we're two blocks
from Gemma's house.

99
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So we don't have to give rides
to Frances anymore.

100
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- They can just hang out all the time.
- And do whatever that is they're doing.

101
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- [Sylvia] Mmm.
- Yeah.

102
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- Simon's got a girlfriend. Aw.
- [Charlie] Aw. [chuckles]

103
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[Sylvia whispers] That's Diane's daughter.

104
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You can tell because she's dressed
in cream too.

105
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In cr-- Oh, why do they do that?
It's weird.

106
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- And Maeve. Even Maeve's got a friend.
- [inhales deeply]

107
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- I wanna swing.
- But you've been swinging this whole time.

108
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- Yeah. Yeah. She's a bully.
- That kid's kind of an asshole.

109
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She definitely bums me out.

110
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- Oh, hey.
- Buddy!

111
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- Oh, look at you. What a vision in floral.
- [Charlie] Hey!

112
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- Hello!
- Yo.

113
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- Hi, mate. Hello.
- [Will] Good to see you.

114
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- Hey. Thank you for swinging by.
- Hey. Hey, what's happening?

115
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- Thanks for having me. Here you go.
- Oh, look at that.

116
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There are beers in the cooler.

117
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- [Will] Great.
- And, uh, wine and cheese, and--

118
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- Charlie, everything is burning.
- [Charlie] Oh, why didn't you do anything?

119
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- It's not my party.
- Oh, come on.

120
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[sighs] I'm sorry that I dragged you
into all of that bullshit with Charlie.

121
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- Oh... [stammers] ...it's fine.
- I apologize.

122
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It happens. It's cool.

123
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- How's-- How's everything going with that?
- It's good. It's good. Yeah.

124
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- Great.
- Hmm.

125
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- How are you?
- Me?

126
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm fixed.

127
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- Great. Nice.
- Got the house.

128
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You know the old saying,

129
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"You buy a thing,
all your problems go away." [chuckles]

130
00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,826
Well, uh, I'll go break the ice with Andy.

131
00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,494
- Uh, good to see you.
- Thanks for coming.

132
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- Yep. Thanks for having me.
- Yeah.

133
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So the gunman made his way
into the kitchen window there.

134
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Went straight to the dining room,
execution-style.

135
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- And then he went upstairs to the bedroom.
- Oh. Where was he taken out?

136
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What is execution?

137
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Dessert. Everybody, dessert.

138
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I'll tell you later.

139
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- [guests chattering]
- [pop music playing]

140
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[chuckling]

141
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I thought it was pepper!

142
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[mouthing] What's wrong?

143
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- [chuckles]
- Are you o--

144
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[all chuckling, chattering]

145
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[Diane] I know. And that's how I--

146
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- Well, that's good.
- [glass shatters]

147
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- Hey, are you guys all right?
- [Diane] What happened?

148
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- He told me to pull it.
- No, I didn't.

149
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That is a tomorrow job.

150
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[Will] If I can get on this roof,

151
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I can pull this whole thing up
and plug it back in.

152
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,381
You do not have to do that, Will, honestly.

153
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,340
I can do it.

154
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,342
[shouting] Simon,
you wanna help me climb up on the roof?

155
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,593
- No, no, no.
- It'll be fun.

156
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,887
- No, absolutely not.
- Do you wanna help me?

157
00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,559
- All right.
- All right. Watch the bulbs.

158
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And...

159
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[both] Hey!

160
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[both chuckle]

161
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,861
- All right.
- Hey, where are you going?

162
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I got, like, two or three minutes
before somebody calls my name.

163
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,324
Oh, yeah. You wanna rage for 180 seconds?

164
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- I would love to.
- 190 seconds?

165
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Let's do it.

166
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What-What's going on?
What's happening with the bar?

167
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The bar is, uh, harrowing at the moment.

168
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I'm working under Omar,
which has been character-building.

169
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- It is fucked up, honestly.
- [sighs]

170
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He makes these, like, insane beers.
They all have, like, a hook to them.

171
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- A hook? What do you mean?
- Yeah, like, uh,

172
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- Cinnamon Toast stout.
- Oh, dear.

173
00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:57,811
- Like, Count Chocula IPA. Shit like that.
- [laughs] Oh, that sounds good?

174
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- No. I mean, it's gross.
- [chuckles]

175
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You'd probably like it though.
It's very sweet and sugary.

176
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,734
[chuckles, sighs]

177
00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,486
You'll never guess who I actually got
a job offer from the other day.

178
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,487
Who?

179
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,573
- Jonathan Revolution. Yeah.
- Come on.

180
00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,701
Johnny Rev offered me to head up
their beer and spirits division.

181
00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,119
- What?
- Yeah. [chuckles]

182
00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,996
You had a physical altercation with him.

183
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,623
He must fight a lot of motherfuckers,

184
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'cause it did not seem
to negatively impact his view of me.

185
00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,002
- I-It's insane.
- [chuckling]

186
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,505
I'm not taking the job,
for the record, but...

187
00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,257
- Vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom is right.

188
00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,895
Whoa. Did you see something?

189
00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,063
Uh, if I'm being honest,

190
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,441
- I'm kinda afraid to say what I just saw.
- [chuckles]

191
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,193
Was that, like, an army helicopter,

192
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,402
- or a drone or something?
- No.

193
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,405
Army helicopters and drones
do not move like that.

194
00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,491
Was it something from Caltech?

195
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,742
That was a fucking UFO.

196
00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,994
- Come on. No, it wasn't. Was it?
- We just saw a UFO.

197
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,037
That was a UF--

198
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,456
- What? Come on!
- We just saw a UFO.

199
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,583
We totally did.
Is-Is there a meteor shower tonight?

200
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211
[stammers] I give you the impression
that I follow meteor showers?

201
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,671
- No. [stammering]
- No.

202
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,631
I really think that was a fucking UFO.
[stammering]

203
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,342
Why are you taking it out?
It's already blasted off into hyperspace.

204
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,552
This is like-- [stammers]

205
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,637
How are these words coming out
of my mouth? I--

206
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,473
- That was a fucking UFO.
- Oh, my God. [whispers] We saw a UFO.

207
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,141
- We saw a fucking UFO.
- What else could it be?

208
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:23,188
That-- We just saw a UFO.
That was fully a UFO. [stammering]

209
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,732
- I never thought I would see a UFO.
- I never thought I'd see one either.

210
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,735
- I never even think about UFOs.
- I didn't think they were real things!

211
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,825
We just saw a UFO.

212
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,036
- [chuckling] I can't believe it.
- We did.

213
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:39,997
What are you talking about?

214
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,374
- We saw a UFO!
- I am talking about the UFO

215
00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:45,377
that was just above our house
two minutes ago, right up there.

216
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,254
- Oh, my God.
- Did you see it?

217
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,672
No, I don't believe in aliens.

218
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,257
- [Will] What?
- Right. UFOs don't exist.

219
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,675
And even if they did, who cares?

220
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,635
- Who cares? Who cares?
- Oh, my God.

221
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,054
Wait, are we under a flight path here?

222
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You're telling me
no one here saw this fucking UFO?

223
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,309
- [chuckling] No, I don't think so.
- [Will] What?

224
00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,895
Not to rain on your parade,
but the likelihood that alien life exists

225
00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:06,523
in this universe, let alone is capable
of traveling to earth, is infinitesimal.

226
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:10,235
Uh, for starters, like, faster-than-light
travel is essentially impossible.

227
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,445
- Says who?
- Says science.

228
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,946
- [groans] Fuck science.
- "Science."

229
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,198
[Will] Science doesn't know shit.

230
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,574
- This is beyond science.
- "Science."

231
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,744
Okay. Let's try and be level-headed
and not, you know, jump to conclusions.

232
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,331
There's no conclusion. This is real.
The government is trying to cover it up.

233
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:25,709
- It's a conspiracy. You know what I mean?
- I work for the city of Altadena

234
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,046
and I've never seen any evidence
of conspiracies.

235
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:32,299
Oh, you think they're telling the city
of Alta-fucking-dena about this shit?

236
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,800
- [Sylvia] Okay, well--
- Hell no.

237
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,637
- He doesn't mean that. Okay.
- This is way above Altadena's pay grade.

238
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,264
A lot of people like to fly kites
at Beeman Park.

239
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,183
Maybe it was just a kite that got away.

240
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,186
With all due respect, Diane,
I'm not a fucking moron

241
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,605
who doesn't know the difference
between a kite and a spaceship.

242
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,732
Here's what we need to do.
We need to designate two people

243
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,317
to get back on this roof
and keep an eye out,

244
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,860
- in case it does another pass.
- Okay.

245
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,863
I will go first. Who's with me? Let's go.
Polo, pink Polo? Let's go.

246
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,698
Okay. Well, you know, well, i-it-it-it--

247
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,159
I'm scared of aliens.

248
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,328
You should be.
It undoes everything we know...

249
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,746
- [Sylvia] Okay.
- ...and that's scary.

250
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,165
- Okay. Okay.
- It's fine, sweetie. Don't worry about it.

251
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,292
[Will] Yeah. She's a child.
As a child, you gotta learn this shit.

252
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,128
We might just duck out,
since it's getting close to bedtime.

253
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,006
No, no. Please, please, don't go.
Don't go. Maybe it was a kite.

254
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,383
- What? No.
- Well, maybe.

255
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,553
We don't know. You saw it before I did.
I was mostly just looking at it with you.

256
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:20,514
I mean, we don't-- [chuckles] You know,
the idea of a UFO is cool. It's like--

257
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:24,685
"UAP, unidentified aerial phenomenon."
These things are all over TikTok.

258
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,103
- Yeah, it is.
- See?

259
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,439
Okay. All right. Frances, enough.
L-Let's just-- Let's-Let's move on.

260
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,900
- [Charlie] Yeah.
- Hey, honey, have you had any dessert?

261
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,778
'Cause I've got some really nice
fruit ice pops you might like.

262
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,154
Yeah? Okay.

263
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,243
You-You saw that shit too.

264
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,619
[sighs] Please, Will.

265
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,955
There's families here and little kids.
Our new neighbors.

266
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,915
- I'm sorry. This is not the time.
- You throw me under the bus

267
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,125
and make me seem like a lunatic?

268
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,044
- That's your solution here?
- No, I'm asking you to just read the room.

269
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,255
It's a backyard barbecue,
not an <i>X-Files</i> convention.

270
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,175
- We saw a UFO!
- Please don't cause a scene.

271
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,510
I'm not causing a scene!
The UFO's causing a scene!

272
00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,887
What are you talk-- Just drop it!

273
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,930
I can't drop it. How do you drop it?

274
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,391
For all I know, while we're arguing
there's three more of them up there,

275
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,476
trying to impart some wisdom
about the environment

276
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,853
or nuclear power, or something.

277
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,647
And all you care about is your stupid,
fucking bullshit suburban party!

278
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,191
Fuck you. You need to grow up.

279
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,444
You think you're better than me 'cause
you've got these fucking cookie platters?

280
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,863
- We're the same. At least I can admit it.
- No. That is not true.

281
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,574
You're pathetic and you're stuck,
and you're trying to pull me under.

282
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:25,495
You think a few thousand square feet
is gonna fix your problems? You're insane.

283
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,706
- Fuck you! You don't know me.
- Oh, I know you.

284
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,210
You are a miserable stay-at-home mom
who hangs out with me

285
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,545
- to escape your boring life.
- Well, you know who you are?

286
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,798
You're an aging, pretentious hipster
who's bleaching their problems away.

287
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,259
- You said you liked it!
- Because I felt sorry for you!

288
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,473
- I never wanna see you again.
- That can be arranged.

289
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,728
Goodbye, everyone.
It was a pleasure meeting you.

290
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,982
Despite what that person is willing
to admit... [whispers] ...we saw a UFO.

291
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,192
We are not alone!

292
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696
And there was a fucking UFO up there!

293
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,074
He said the F word.

294
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,700
That's all he says.

295
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:08,205
I'm so sorry I ruined the party.
It's such a bummer.

296
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,291
Will and I just... [sighs]
...wind each other up.

297
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,459
Why? Did something happen?

298
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,710
- I didn't notice.
- [chuckles]

299
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,795
You okay?

300
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,588
Yeah. I'm all right.

301
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,509
He'll cool off. You'll cool off.
It'll be fine.

302
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,094
I dunno.

303
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,180
[sighs] Hey, I, um--

304
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,307
[sighs]

305
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:28,809
Mm-hmm. What?

306
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,604
Well, you know, I've always felt that, mathematically,

307
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:37,067
it seems unlikely that humans
are the only living species

308
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,862
in the universe and the most intelligent.

309
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,405
You know, after your experience tonight,

310
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:45,033
I thought maybe we could, like,
investigate some of that stuff together.

311
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,452
We could take, like, a road trip out
to the desert.

312
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,454
- Mm-hmm.
- It could be a new shared interest.

313
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,499
I know you don't love golf.
And pickleball, it kind of fizzled out,

314
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,210
so it could be something
we could do together.

315
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,837
Night, babe.

316
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:02,134
[sighs] Just something we could...
[inhales sharply] ...think about. Plan for.

317
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,969
- Mm-hmm.
- Night.

318
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,932
[Sylvia yawns]

319
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,811
You know, there's room on the balcony for,
like, a refracting telescope. Some power--

320
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,564
[shushes, stammers] Quiet now.

321
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,401
It's interesting
because you saw a UFO tonight,

322
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,737
- but now you don't seem to care.
- Mmm.

323
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,530
[crickets chirping]

324
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,185
So what do you want me to do here?

325
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,604
Uh, you're gonna wanna add two
to the boil.

326
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,273
Two bags of Blue Razz Pop Rocks?

327
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,608
Oh, no, no, no.

328
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:04,863
[grunts]

329
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,657
Two buckets.

330
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,408
Man, I love Pop Rocks,

331
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,869
- 'cause they fight back.
- Great.

332
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,543
And this one's gonna be NERDs.

333
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,046
How many buckets of NERDs
you want me to put in here?

334
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,215
Uh...

335
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,801
I don't know. Let's try six to start with.
Does that sound good?

336
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,554
No. None of this sounds good.

337
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,849
Yeah, well, I'm in charge, so six buckets.

338
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,309
And then I'll try it
and make the final call,

339
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,061
the way you used to do.

340
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,814
And then,
maybe later you can unload the truck.

341
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,321
Hey! Yo, asshole!

342
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,742
[beeps]

343
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413
[person] Really, man?

344
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876
Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

345
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,919
- Look-- I'm sorry.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?

346
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,087
Look, I'll pay for the damage.

347
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,964
- It can't be that much. Right?
- Seriously, man.

348
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,049
I don't know what you're angry about
in your life,

349
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,885
but take it out on something else.

350
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,054
This job is bad enough,
and I already don't get benefits

351
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,808
since I'm technically a contractor
thanks to some ballot initiative.

352
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,311
Those fucking politicians, man.

353
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,938
- Always, like, dipping their--
- [groans] Don't try to bond with me, man.

354
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,106
That's not what this is.

355
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,774
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.

356
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,194
You, sir,
have lost your scootering privileges.

357
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:28,238
- [scooter bell dings]
- Sorry. Sorry.

358
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,998
[Andy] <i>Look, Sylvia, I am very excited
that you're planning our wedding.</i>

359
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,250
I am. But I'ma be honest with you.
I really get into the weeds.

360
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,461
- He does. He really gets into the weeds.
- Yeah, I do.

361
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,379
- Um, as I was saying...
- [cell phone rings]

362
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,715
- ...my plan for the-- Oh.
- You're taking another call?

363
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,092
- Sylvia, what do you mean?
- Uh, I'll call you back. Bye.

364
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,804
- Hello.
- May I please speak with Sylvia Greeves?

365
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,890
- Yes, speaking.
- <i>I'm Sydney Plemmings</i>

366
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,434
<i>with Garouf & Associates
in San Diego, California.</i>

367
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,771
Uh, we're looking into some complaints
against Jerry Revonsky.

368
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,273
You were referred to us
as a potential victim.

369
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,527
Oh. Uh, I'm sorry,
but I don't know a Jerry Revonsky.

370
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,862
Maybe his street name rings a bell.

371
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,156
Johnny Rev.

372
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,867
I knew that wasn't his real name.

373
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,457
- Pretty good, right?
- Absolutely not. It's fucking disgusting.

374
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,416
It tastes like you dumped a bunch
of Pop Rocks in beer.

375
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,252
Yeah, 'cause that's what happened.

376
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,964
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

377
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,007
Are you here to insult my life choices

378
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,426
and tell me I did not see
the single most incredible thing

379
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,970
I've ever seen in my entire life?

380
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,763
No, I didn't. I came to show you this.

381
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,976
- Five dollars off at Nordstrom?
- What? No, not this. This.

382
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,604
[Sylvia] Hmm, right?

383
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,857
Johnny Rev's past finally caught up
with him. Hmm?

384
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,067
Apparently he has a long history
of sexual harassment.

385
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,486
Shocking. Glad he got what he deserves.

386
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:53,031
So, let's go down there
and get you that job they offered you.

387
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,158
- I'll drive.
- No. Okay? Are you insane?

388
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,619
I already called that lady Jenna.
She's the CEO now.

389
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,621
- You called her?
- Yeah. The job's still available.

390
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,832
She just wants you to come down
to San Diego to talk it over.

391
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,668
Look, there's nothing to talk
to her about, you know?

392
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,587
I-I can't thrive
in that corporate environment, okay?

393
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:10,257
Beer is beer. You were really impressed
with that place. You loved it down there.

394
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,801
You're miserable here. [chuckles]
You're so miserable.

395
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,554
What's the worst that could happen?
They hire you?

396
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:19,224
- Yes.
- Come on, man. What are you so afraid of?

397
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,185
Just try something new. Take a risk.

398
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,436
Why do you care so much?

399
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,105
I was really stuck for a while,
and you called me on it.

400
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,567
And I didn't want to hear it.
But you were really honest, and it helped.

401
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,361
I've started planning Katie
and Andy's wedding.

402
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,780
And I know that's not the biggest deal,
but, you know,

403
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,490
maybe I can turn it into something.

404
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,410
So, it's my turn to be honest with you.
You--

405
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,829
Buddy, you gotta get out of this place.

406
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,540
[stammers] But if you go,

407
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,876
who's gonna unload the 500 pounds
of Sour Patch Kids

408
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,002
that just got delivered?

409
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:56,845
[sighs]

410
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,985
I'll be right back.

411
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,445
Will?

412
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,158
Yo. I quit.

413
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,077
Peace.

414
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,170
By "quit," I mean I will sell you
my shares in this bar at a rate

415
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,506
that we later negotiate
with a lawyer present.

416
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,132
Peace.

417
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,932
Hi, uh, I'm here to see Jenna Lewis,
the CEO. [chuckles]

418
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,058
And you are?

419
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,185
I'm Will Zysman from Lucky Penny Brewery.

420
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,855
Uh, about the job opening.
Think she's expecting me. [chuckles]

421
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,940
Okay, give me one second.

422
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,861
You gonna change all these signs?

423
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,571
[stammers] We're working on it.

424
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:59,074
Need new shirts and shit too.
It's like you're wearing R. Kelly merch.

425
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,038
Okay, I've let her know that you're here.
So why don't you have a seat?

426
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,123
Great. Thank you.

427
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,503
[sighs]

428
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,381
Oh, God. Here she comes. [sighs]

429
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925
So, full disclosure,
I never actually talked to Jenna.

430
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,386
But, uh, I did leave her a message,
and she hasn't called me back yet.

431
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,723
'Cause she may or may not remember
who we are. But we're here, so...

432
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,058
- What? What are you talking about? What?
- Yeah.

433
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,311
- Why did you do that?
- Because you wouldn't have come otherwise.

434
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,854
We drove here for two hours for no reason?

435
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,898
- Oh, no. It's fine.
- Oh, my God. Let's get out of here.

436
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,399
- You just get in front of her.
- Let's go.

437
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,734
- Hi.
- Oh, my God. Hi.

438
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,444
- What are you guys doing here?
- Uh, we were just

439
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,237
- going to the beach.
- We were-- We went to the zoo.

440
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,572
- And I had a swim.
- And went to the zoo.

441
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,200
[Will] Um, yeah. [inhales deeply]

442
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,913
[clicks tongue] Last time, uh...
[chuckles] ...I saw you,

443
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:50,292
you mentioned that you would hire me
if I was looking for a job.

444
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,670
And I-- I guess I'm--
I'm looking for a job.

445
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,715
Uh... [chuckles] ...so I don't know
if there's still any available.

446
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,800
Uh, I can give you a résumé
if you want one.

447
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,179
I just need a printer and 45 minutes
to write a résumé. Um...

448
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,891
Look, this is silly. I can see you're--
you're very busy here.

449
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,935
Uh, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

450
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:10,145
[stammers] Wait. Where are you guys going?

451
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,400
- Congratulations. How about that?
- [chuckles] Thank you.

452
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,862
- Excited?
- I am a little terrified.

453
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,365
It's just-- It's so different
from anything I've done before.

454
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,201
You're gonna create
so many drinks I won't like.

455
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,662
I'll make one just for you.
I'll call it the Sylvia.

456
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,831
It'll be Riesling with apple juice,
a Sun Chip rim,

457
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,834
served in a full-size toddler's car seat.

458
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,503
- I would drink the crap out of that.
- You would.

459
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,171
[both chuckle]

460
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:39,591
I can't believe I have to drive
to and from San Diego for work every day.

461
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:44,054
Yeah, but if you take the job, you're--
you're gonna have to move to San Diego.

462
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:50,102
I honestly didn't think
about that at all. Wow.

463
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:58,694
You're gonna be so good at that job.
And a change is always really good.

464
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,864
And what's keeping you in LA?

465
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,747
You guys want flowers?

466
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,791
No. We're, uh-- We're not together.

467
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,919
I'm married to somebody else.
He's not-- He's not here.

468
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,713
Much more handsome guy.

469
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,214
You want flowers?

470
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,467
You know what? I do want a flower.

471
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,803
Thank you so much.
Your pitch worked. [chuckles]

472
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,597
[Sylvia laughs] Aw.

473
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,766
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Thanks so much.

474
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,312
- For you, my lady.
- Well, thank you.

475
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,440
It's very fake. Very plastic. [chuckles]

476
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,734
That means it will last forever.

477
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,891
{\an8}Oh, could you pick up Simon
from soccer on Saturday?

478
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,769
Ah, sorry, babe.
I have the Schaeffer twins' bat mitzvah,

479
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:16,063
and the following weekend
I have that baby shower in Palm Springs.

480
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,273
But I could do the next weekend.

481
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,233
- Yeah? Soccer run?
- Yeah.

482
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:20,692
Okay, I gotta go,

483
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,569
- I gotta get there before the caterers.
- Pick a tie.

484
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,321
- Uh, this one.
- Great, okay. Bye.

485
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,989
- Bye.
- Who are we sitting with?

486
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534
Katie's family,
and Will's coming in from San Diego.

487
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,702
- Will. Wow. It's been a while.
- Yeah. I know.

488
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,412
I know. It'll be really good to see him.

489
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,623
- Okay. I'll see you there.
- Bye.

490
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,014
["Canon in D Major" playing]

491
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,271
[Omar] Sylvia. [chuckles]

492
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,066
What a beautiful day, huh?
Such a blessing. [chuckles]

493
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:03,652
- Yes?
- So Andy has some issues with the music.

494
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,988
- Hmm.
- He gave them a very specific playlist,

495
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:09,241
- and he would like it to be played now.
- Okay, I got it under control.

496
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:12,411
- Well, I'm not hearing it. [laughs]
- [laughs] I got it under control.

497
00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:14,329
- Okay, maybe I didn't-- Okay.
- Yeah. You're good.

498
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,999
- Sit down. Yep. It's under control.
- As soon as possible, please.

499
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,767
All right. Yep. [clears throat]
Good to go. Thank you.

500
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,104
- Yes, guys, we can go to the next. Thanks.
- [music stops]

501
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:43,734
["Sweet Child of Mine" playing]

502
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,495
[exhales deeply]

503
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,923
Yeah, San Diego's cool.

504
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,758
- Uh, how's the job?
- The job's great.

505
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:52,761
You know, it's a little corporate,
but I get a lot of creative freedom,

506
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:53,846
uh, luckily. [chuckles]

507
00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:56,431
- Yeah. Also you live with the CEO...
- I do.

508
00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,227
- ...so certain amount of job security there.
- I do have a lot of security. [chuckles]

509
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:02,563
And then how did you get
into food chemistry, Jenna?

510
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,273
Well, I studied chemistry.

511
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,442
- I take it that's it.
- Yeah.

512
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,861
There it is. [laughs]

513
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:12,698
Speaking of, uh, chemistry,
um, we are engaged.

514
00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:15,492
- Whoo. Yeah. [chuckles]
- [laughs]

515
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,286
- Oh! [gasps]
- For real.

516
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,453
Wow.

517
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,454
- Whoo!
- [Sylvia] Oh, my goodness.

518
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,039
- That's amazing.
- That's fantastic.

519
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,083
- Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh.
- Aw. Aw.

520
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,210
- Congratulations, buddy.
- Appreciate that. Thank you.

521
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,297
- Congratulations. That is a big deal. Wow.
- Thank you. Yeah. It's great.

522
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:32,092
- Oh, my goodness. That's amazing. Yeah.
- [exclaims] Um, so, um,

523
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:35,512
Will tells me that you know everything
about planning a wedding.

524
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,680
Yeah, we're thinking Austin.

525
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,183
[Jenna]
My parents would never speak to me again

526
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,768
if I didn't invite every single person
that I've ever met.

527
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,228
- Okay. Right.
- So I--

528
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:48,859
- Amazing wedding. [chuckles] Great job.
- Oh, hi. Thanks, buddy.

529
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,444
Yeah, no problem. This is incredible.

530
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,863
- Thank you. Thank you.
- You kidding me? Yeah.

531
00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:57,409
- [chuckles] It's good to see you. Yeah.
- Nice to see you too. Yeah. Yeah.

532
00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:02,164
I, uh-- Uh, I-- I want to be real
with you about something.

533
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:04,875
- I don't want that today. Is that okay?
- I get it. We gotta talk.

534
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,920
- Ugh. I don't want this.
- I'm gonna lay it out for you. I'm sorry.

535
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,755
[breathes deeply]

536
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,715
But you and I, we, uh--

537
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:13,884
we saw a UFO.

538
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:17,179
- We totally did. We fucking saw that shit!
- We saw a UFO together. Just--

539
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,973
- It was just you and I. We saw that shit.
- We saw it. We saw that fucking shit.

540
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,684
- It was crazy. It was a crazy time.
- That whole thing was crazy.

541
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,770
- That whole period we were hanging out...
- It was--

542
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,730
- ...was just bananas.
- It was a cuckoo time. Yes.

543
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,525
- It was wild. [laughs]
- It was awesome. It was awesome.

544
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,484
It was a lot of fun.

545
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,779
It was kind of thrilling being
that euphoric and that miserable

546
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,280
- at the same time in my life.
- Yeah.

547
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,198
- I know.
- Right?

548
00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:41,161
And now it is so boring just being happy
and stable all the time.

549
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:44,248
And your fiancé is so beautiful

550
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:47,251
- and, like, appropriate for you.
- I know. And I'm gonna be, like,

551
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,294
happily with her for the rest of my life.

552
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:50,712
- I can't believe it.
- [chuckles]

553
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:54,258
And I'm, like, not resenting my husband
for giving me three children anymore.

554
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,968
You appreciate
that you have a thriving business

555
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:58,095
- and a beautiful family.
- Right, and it's like fulfilling.

556
00:27:58,095 --> 00:27:59,805
[both imitate retching]

557
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:03,225
- [chuckles] It sucks, I'm sorry.
- [imitates retching, chuckles] It sucks.

558
00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:06,353
- This sucks! This place sucks. It sucks.
- It sucks, it's so gross here.

559
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,146
- It's ugly, right?
- Very ugly place.

560
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:12,276
- I wish you picked a nice venue.
- I know. [chuckles]

561
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,361
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- But, you know, if things--

562
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,114
You know, if things go south again
and you, uh, you know...

563
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,700
- Have another breakdown or something?
- Yeah. Hit me up.

564
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,745
Oh! You know, it's funny, Jenna is really
into what you've done here,

565
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:28,000
and would you consider doing a wedding
in San Diego by any chance?

566
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,919
Are you kidding me? The home of Maverick?

567
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:33,422
- [laughs] Got to. Yeah.
- Come on.

568
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:36,550
- We need to get the military involved--
- Yeah. We'll have Tom Cruise fly over.

569
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,553
- He can zoom in, right? [chuckles]
- He could zoom in, smile at everyone.

570
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:42,723
- [Sylvia] Run? [chuckles]
- Shake everyone's hand, run away.

571
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:46,476
[Sylvia] And I think for--
for officiating we get a hologram.

572
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,646
- [Will] Love a hologram.
- Yeah. And right now I was thinking 2Pac.

573
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:52,065
[Will] Love--
A 2Pac hologram officiating my wedding?

574
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,233
- [Sylvia] Come on, right?
- Yeah.

575
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,194
We were thinking
of a destination wedding though.

576
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:57,404
- [Sylvia] Ooh, where?
- Uh, Mar-a-Lago, have you heard of it?

577
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,697
- You would love it.
- I have an in.

578
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,490
- [Will] Yeah, you do.
- The owner tried to hit on me.

579
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,117
[Will] What is it with you
and hundred-year-old men?

580
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,911
[Sylvia]
They just know what they see is good...

581
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:07,581
- Th-- They like it. [laughs]
- ...and they go-- [chuckles]

582
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,666
["Hate That You Know Me" playing]