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It can't be as nice on the inside
as it is on the outside.
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No.
There is something wrong with this house,
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even though it does seem very pretty.
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- It's very pretty.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, there's something wrong.
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, my God. It's beautiful! Wow!
- One bathroom--
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- There's one bathroom downstairs.
- Okay. It's gorgeous.
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- One bathroom downstairs.
- Love the ceiling. Pocket doors.
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- There is a second bathroom.
- Okay!
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There is a third bathroom off the primary!
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- That's great! Yeah!
- Yes! Yay! Yeah! Yes!
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Oh, my God. Just tell us what's wrong
with it, Diane. Please.
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- Yeah.
- Absolutely nothing. It is perfect.
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We are legally obligated to tell you
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that last year there was a triple homicide
on site, but, I mean, the school district.
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- Sold.
- We'll take it.
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Great. I am so happy for you two.
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Just don't Google the O'Connells.
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Yo, Omar,
I need you to sterilize tank two.
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That's not gonna happen, big boy.
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Hilarious. Go sterilize tank two.
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No. 'Cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool.
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The fuck you just say?
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I said, "No,
'cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool."
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I'm very sorry.
They made me the brewmaster.
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Why does Omar think he's the brewmaster?
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Omar is the brewmaster.
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- Right.
- What are you talking about?
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We have majority stake in the bar,
so we decided to make Omar the brewmaster.
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Are you trying to get me to sell my shares
by making me eat shit?
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- Yeah, kinda.
- Yes, dude.
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It is not gonna work, okay?
You have no idea how much shit I can eat.
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Okay, let's do this. You want me
to unload the truck then, or--
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- Before we get to that...
- Yeah.
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...I have a couple of questions
that I would love to ask.
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You're gonna interview me?
Perfect. Let's do this.
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- Why do you want this position?
- I don't.
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Here's one. How do you brewmaster?
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First thing the wedding planner
asks me is,
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"How many bridesmaids?"
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I am in my 40s.
I am too old for bridesmaids.
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You should use the wedding planner
that Charlie and I had.
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She was wonderful.
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Very chill. Yeah.
Let me get you her website.
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Oh, God. She's dead.
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- Wow, "Natural causes."
- Very chill. Like, literally chill.
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- God, we're so old. Depressing.
- Jesus.
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Why don't you start
with just a Pinterest board?
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- You know, with all your ideas.
- Oh, my God. That sounds so boring.
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Why don't you plan it?
You're so good at that stuff.
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- I can't.
- Yes!
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- I got too much going on with the house.
- Oh, my God.
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I cannot wait to see your murder house.
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Yeah, so we're trying to, like, you know,
let that go.
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Just with the kids.
So, just don't say it ever again.
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Sure.
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Are you inviting Will to the housewarming?
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We're inviting our new neighbors
and Charlie's work friends.
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And it's people from different worlds and,
you know, when Will and I get together,
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we just, like, get carried away
and act like idiots.
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Back to your new house.
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Have you seen any ghosts
or experienced a poltergeist?
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No. No.
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Not yet. Not yet.
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- How many people died here?
- I don't know. Like, three or four.
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So, I got two wedding theme ideas,
but I think we can bring 'em together.
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I'm not planning your wedding, so...
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Relax. I didn't say you
were gonna plan my wedding.
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But I know you're good at this shit.
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- Okay.
- Just riff some themes with me.
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Besides, I love my baby. Baby, I love you.
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- She's got no fucking vision.
- I got no vision.
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- She just wants shit to be cute.
- I do want it to be cute.
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- See what I'm fucking dealing with?
- Okay. All right. Well, riff. Let's go.
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Okay, cool.
So the first one is "Once Upon a Wedding,"
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and the second one is
"Two Minutes to Midnight."
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Yeah. Is that, like, a Western?
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No, they're just themes. What--
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- What are you not understanding?
- Okay.
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- We'll workshop it. We've got time.
- Okay.
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- I'll think about it.
- We'll talk about it.
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- I'm sorry.
- I get it.
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
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- This neighborhood really does it for me.
- How do you think it's going?
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- It's good, yeah.
- Good? Yeah.
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Look. You know, we're two blocks
from Gemma's house.
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So we don't have to give rides
to Frances anymore.
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- They can just hang out all the time.
- And do whatever that is they're doing.
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Yeah.
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Simon's got a girlfriend.
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That's Diane's daughter.
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You can tell because she's dressed
in cream too.
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In cr-- Why do they do that? It's weird.
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And Maeve. Even Maeve's got a friend.
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- I wanna swing.
- But you've been swinging this whole time.
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- Yeah. She's a bully.
- That kid's kind of an asshole.
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She definitely bums me out.
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- Hey.
- Buddy!
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- Look at you. What a vision in floral.
- Hey!
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- Hello!
- Yo.
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- Hi, mate. Hello.
- Good to see you.
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- Hey. Thank you for swinging by.
- Hey, what's happening?
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- Thanks for having me. Here you go.
- Look at that.
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There are beers in the cooler.
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- Great.
- And wine and cheese, and--
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- Charlie, everything is burning.
- Why didn't you do anything?
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- It's not my party.
- Oh, come on.
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I'm sorry that I dragged you
into all of that bullshit with Charlie.
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- It's fine.
- I apologize.
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It happens. It's cool.
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- How's everything going with that?
- It's good. Yeah.
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Great.
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- How are you?
- Me?
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- Yeah.
- I'm fixed.
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- Great. Nice.
- Got the house.
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You know the old saying,
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"You buy a thing,
all your problems go away."
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Well, I'll go break the ice with Andy.
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- Good to see you.
- Thanks for coming.
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- Yep. Thanks for having me.
- Yeah.
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So the gunman made his way
into the kitchen window there.
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Went straight to the dining room,
execution-style.
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- And then he went upstairs to the bedroom.
- Where was he taken out?
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What is execution?
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Dessert. Everybody, dessert.
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I'll tell you later.
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I thought it was pepper!
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What's wrong?
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Are you o--
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I know. And that's how I--
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Well, that's good.
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- Hey, are you guys all right?
- What happened?
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- He told me to pull it.
- No, I didn't.
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That is a tomorrow job.
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If I can get on this roof,
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I can pull this whole thing up
and plug it back in.
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You do not have to do that, Will, honestly.
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I can do it.
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Simon,
you wanna help me climb up on the roof?
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- No.
- It'll be fun.
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- No, absolutely not.
- Do you wanna help me?
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- All right.
- All right. Watch the bulbs.
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And...
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Hey!
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- All right.
- Hey, where are you going?
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I got, like, two or three minutes
before somebody calls my name.
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Oh, yeah. You wanna rage for 180 seconds?
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- I would love to.
- 190 seconds?
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Let's do it.
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What's going on?
What's happening with the bar?
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The bar is harrowing at the moment.
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I'm working under Omar,
which has been character-building.
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It is fucked up, honestly.
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He makes these, like, insane beers.
They all have, like, a hook to them.
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- A hook? What do you mean?
- Yeah, like,
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- Cinnamon Toast stout.
- Oh, dear.
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- Like, Count Chocula IPA. Shit like that.
- That sounds good?
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No. I mean, it's gross.
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You'd probably like it though.
It's very sweet and sugary.
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You'll never guess who I actually got
a job offer from the other day.
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Who?
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- Jonathan Revolution. Yeah.
- Come on.
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Johnny Rev offered me to head up
their beer and spirits division.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You had a physical altercation with him.
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He must fight a lot of motherfuckers,
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'cause it did not seem
to negatively impact his view of me.
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It's insane.
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I'm not taking the job,
for the record, but...
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- Vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom is right.
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Did you see something?
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If I'm being honest,
I'm kinda afraid to say what I just saw.
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Was that, like, an army helicopter,
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- or a drone or something?
- No.
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Army helicopters and drones
do not move like that.
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Was it something from Caltech?
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That was a fucking UFO.
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- Come on. No, it wasn't. Was it?
- We just saw a UFO.
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That was a UF--
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- What? Come on!
- We just saw a UFO.
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We totally did.
Is there a meteor shower tonight?
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I give you the impression
that I follow meteor showers?
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- No.
- No.
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I really think that was a fucking UFO.
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Why are you taking it out?
It's already blasted off into hyperspace.
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This is like--
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How are these words coming out
of my mouth? I--
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- That was a fucking UFO.
- Oh, my God. We saw a UFO.
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- We saw a fucking UFO.
- What else could it be?
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That-- We just saw a UFO.
That was fully a UFO.
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- I never thought I would see a UFO.
- I never thought I'd see one either.
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- I never even think about UFOs.
- I didn't think they were real things!
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We just saw a UFO.
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- I can't believe it.
- We did.
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What are you talking about?
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- We saw a UFO!
- I am talking about the UFO
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that was just above our house
two minutes ago, right up there.
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- Oh, my God.
- Did you see it?
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No, I don't believe in aliens.
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- What?
- Right. UFOs don't exist.
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And even if they did, who cares?
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- Who cares?
- Oh, my God.
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Wait, are we under a flight path here?
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You're telling me
no one here saw this fucking UFO?
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- No, I don't think so.
- What?
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Not to rain on your parade,
but the likelihood that alien life exists
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in this universe, let alone is capable
of traveling to earth, is infinitesimal.
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For starters, like, faster-than-light
travel is essentially impossible.
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- Says who?
- Says science.
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- Fuck science.
- "Science."
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Science doesn't know shit.
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- This is beyond science.
- "Science."
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Okay. Let's try and be level-headed
and not, you know, jump to conclusions.
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There's no conclusion. This is real.
The government is trying to cover it up.
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- It's a conspiracy. You know what I mean?
- I work for the city of Altadena
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and I've never seen any evidence
of conspiracies.
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You think they're telling the city
of Alta-fucking-dena about this shit?
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- Okay, well--
- Hell no.
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- He doesn't mean that. Okay.
- This is way above Altadena's pay grade.
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A lot of people like to fly kites
at Beeman Park.
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Maybe it was just a kite that got away.
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With all due respect, Diane,
I'm not a fucking moron
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who doesn't know the difference
between a kite and a spaceship.
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Here's what we need to do.
We need to designate two people
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to get back on this roof
and keep an eye out,
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- in case it does another pass.
- Okay.
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I will go first. Who's with me? Let's go.
Polo, pink Polo? Let's go.
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Okay. Well, you know, well, it--
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I'm scared of aliens.
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You should be.
It undoes everything we know...
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- Okay.
- ...and that's scary.
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00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,165
- Okay.
- It's fine, sweetie. Don't worry about it.
234
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,292
Yeah. She's a child.
As a child, you gotta learn this shit.
235
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,128
We might just duck out,
since it's getting close to bedtime.
236
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,006
No. Please, don't go. Maybe it was a kite.
237
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,383
- What? No.
- Well, maybe.
238
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,553
We don't know. You saw it before I did.
I was mostly just looking at it with you.
239
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:20,514
I mean, we don't-- You know,
the idea of a UFO is cool. It's like--
240
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:24,685
"UAP, unidentified aerial phenomenon."
These things are all over TikTok.
241
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,103
- Yeah, it is.
- See?
242
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,439
Okay. All right. Frances, enough.
Let's just-- Let's move on.
243
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,900
- Yeah.
- Hey, honey, have you had any dessert?
244
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,778
'Cause I've got some really nice
fruit ice pops you might like.
245
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,154
Yeah? Okay.
246
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,243
You saw that shit too.
247
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:42,619
Please, Will.
248
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,955
There's families here and little kids.
Our new neighbors.
249
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,915
- I'm sorry. This is not the time.
- You throw me under the bus
250
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,125
and make me seem like a lunatic?
251
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,044
- That's your solution here?
- No, I'm asking you to just read the room.
252
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,255
It's a backyard barbecue,
not an X-Files convention.
253
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,175
- We saw a UFO!
- Please don't cause a scene.
254
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,510
I'm not causing a scene!
The UFO's causing a scene!
255
00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,887
What are you talk-- Just drop it!
256
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,930
I can't drop it. How do you drop it?
257
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,391
For all I know, while we're arguing
there's three more of them up there,
258
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,476
trying to impart some wisdom
about the environment
259
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,853
or nuclear power, or something.
260
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,647
And all you care about is your stupid,
fucking bullshit suburban party!
261
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,191
Fuck you. You need to grow up.
262
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,444
You think you're better than me 'cause
you've got these fucking cookie platters?
263
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,863
- We're the same. At least I can admit it.
- No. That is not true.
264
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,574
You're pathetic and you're stuck,
and you're trying to pull me under.
265
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:25,495
You think a few thousand square feet
is gonna fix your problems? You're insane.
266
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,706
- Fuck you! You don't know me.
- I know you.
267
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,210
You are a miserable stay-at-home mom
who hangs out with me
268
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,545
- to escape your boring life.
- Well, you know who you are?
269
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,798
You're an aging, pretentious hipster
who's bleaching their problems away.
270
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,259
- You said you liked it!
- Because I felt sorry for you!
271
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,473
- I never wanna see you again.
- That can be arranged.
272
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,728
Goodbye, everyone.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
273
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,982
Despite what that person is willing
to admit, we saw a UFO.
274
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,192
We are not alone!
275
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696
And there was a fucking UFO up there!
276
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,074
He said the F word.
277
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,700
That's all he says.
278
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:08,205
I'm so sorry I ruined the party.
It's such a bummer.
279
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,291
Will and I just wind each other up.
280
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,710
Why? Did something happen?
I didn't notice.
281
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,795
You okay?
282
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,588
Yeah. I'm all right.
283
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,509
He'll cool off. You'll cool off.
It'll be fine.
284
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,094
I dunno.
285
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,013
Hey, I--
286
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,268
What?
287
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,604
Well, you know, I've always felt that, mathematically,
288
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:37,067
it seems unlikely that humans
are the only living species
289
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,862
in the universe and the most intelligent.
290
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,405
You know, after your experience tonight,
291
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:45,033
I thought maybe we could, like,
investigate some of that stuff together.
292
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,911
We could take, like, a road trip out
to the desert.
293
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,454
It could be a new shared interest.
294
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,499
I know you don't love golf.
And pickleball, it kind of fizzled out,
295
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,210
so it could be something
we could do together.
296
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,837
Night, babe.
297
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:02,134
Just something we could think about.
Plan for.
298
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,761
Night.
299
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,811
You know, there's room on the balcony for,
like, a refracting telescope. Some power--
300
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,564
Quiet now.
301
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,401
It's interesting
because you saw a UFO tonight,
302
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,320
but now you don't seem to care.
303
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,185
So what do you want me to do here?
304
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,604
You're gonna wanna add two to the boil.
305
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,273
Two bags of Blue Razz Pop Rocks?
306
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,608
Oh, no.
307
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,657
Two buckets.
308
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,408
Man, I love Pop Rocks,
309
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,869
- 'cause they fight back.
- Great.
310
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,543
And this one's gonna be NERDs.
311
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,046
How many buckets of NERDs
you want me to put in here?
312
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,801
I don't know. Let's try six to start with.
Does that sound good?
313
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,554
No. None of this sounds good.
314
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,849
Yeah, well, I'm in charge, so six buckets.
315
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,309
And then I'll try it
and make the final call,
316
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,061
the way you used to do.
317
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,814
And then,
maybe later you can unload the truck.
318
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,321
Hey! Yo, asshole!
319
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413
Really, man?
320
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876
Okay. I'm sorry.
321
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,919
- Look-- I'm sorry.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
322
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,087
Look, I'll pay for the damage.
323
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,964
- It can't be that much. Right?
- Seriously, man.
324
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,049
I don't know what you're angry about
in your life,
325
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,885
but take it out on something else.
326
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,054
This job is bad enough,
and I already don't get benefits
327
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,808
since I'm technically a contractor
thanks to some ballot initiative.
328
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,311
Those fucking politicians, man.
329
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,938
- Always, like, dipping their--
- Don't try to bond with me, man.
330
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,106
That's not what this is.
331
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,774
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.
332
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,194
You, sir,
have lost your scootering privileges.
333
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,238
Sorry.
334
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,998
Look, Sylvia, I am very excited
that you're planning our wedding.
335
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,250
I am. But I'ma be honest with you.
I really get into the weeds.
336
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,461
- He does. He really gets into the weeds.
- Yeah, I do.
337
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,715
- As I was saying, my plan for the--
- You're taking another call?
338
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,092
- Sylvia, what do you mean?
- I'll call you back. Bye.
339
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,804
- Hello.
- May I please speak with Sylvia Greeves?
340
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,890
- Yes, speaking.
- I'm Sydney Plemmings
341
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,434
with Garouf & Associates
in San Diego, California.
342
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,771
We're looking into some complaints
against Jerry Revonsky.
343
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,273
You were referred to us
as a potential victim.
344
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,527
I'm sorry,
but I don't know a Jerry Revonsky.
345
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,862
Maybe his street name rings a bell.
346
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,156
Johnny Rev.
347
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,867
I knew that wasn't his real name.
348
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,457
- Pretty good, right?
- Absolutely not. It's fucking disgusting.
349
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,416
It tastes like you dumped a bunch
of Pop Rocks in beer.
350
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,252
Yeah, 'cause that's what happened.
351
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,964
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
352
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,007
Are you here to insult my life choices
353
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,426
and tell me I did not see
the single most incredible thing
354
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,970
I've ever seen in my entire life?
355
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,763
No, I didn't. I came to show you this.
356
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,976
- Five dollars off at Nordstrom?
- What? No, not this. This.
357
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,857
Right? Johnny Rev's past finally caught up
with him.
358
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,067
Apparently he has a long history
of sexual harassment.
359
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,486
Shocking. Glad he got what he deserves.
360
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:53,031
So, let's go down there
and get you that job they offered you.
361
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,158
- I'll drive.
- No. Okay? Are you insane?
362
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,619
I already called that lady Jenna.
She's the CEO now.
363
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,621
- You called her?
- Yeah. The job's still available.
364
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,832
She just wants you to come down
to San Diego to talk it over.
365
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,668
Look, there's nothing to talk
to her about, you know?
366
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,587
I can't thrive
in that corporate environment, okay?
367
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:10,257
Beer is beer. You were really impressed
with that place. You loved it down there.
368
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,801
You're miserable here.
You're so miserable.
369
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,554
What's the worst that could happen?
They hire you?
370
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:19,224
- Yes.
- Come on, man. What are you so afraid of?
371
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,185
Just try something new. Take a risk.
372
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,436
Why do you care so much?
373
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,105
I was really stuck for a while,
and you called me on it.
374
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,567
And I didn't want to hear it.
But you were really honest, and it helped.
375
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,361
I've started planning Katie
and Andy's wedding.
376
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,780
And I know that's not the biggest deal,
but, you know,
377
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,490
maybe I can turn it into something.
378
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,410
So, it's my turn to be honest with you.
You--
379
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,829
Buddy, you gotta get out of this place.
380
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,876
But if you go, who's gonna unload
the 500 pounds of Sour Patch Kids
381
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,002
that just got delivered?
382
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,985
I'll be right back.
383
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,445
Will?
384
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,158
Yo. I quit.
385
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,077
Peace.
386
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,170
By "quit," I mean I will sell you
my shares in this bar at a rate
387
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,506
that we later negotiate
with a lawyer present.
388
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,132
Peace.
389
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,932
Hi, I'm here to see Jenna Lewis, the CEO.
390
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,058
And you are?
391
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,435
I'm Will Zysman from Lucky Penny Brewery.
392
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,855
About the job opening.
Think she's expecting me.
393
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,356
Okay, give me one second.
394
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,861
You gonna change all these signs?
395
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,571
We're working on it.
396
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:59,074
Need new shirts and shit too.
It's like you're wearing R. Kelly merch.
397
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,038
Okay, I've let her know that you're here.
So why don't you have a seat?
398
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,123
Great. Thank you.
399
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:13,964
Oh, God. Here she comes.
400
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925
So, full disclosure,
I never actually talked to Jenna.
401
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,386
But I did leave her a message,
and she hasn't called me back yet.
402
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,723
'Cause she may or may not remember
who we are. But we're here, so...
403
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,058
- What? What are you talking about? What?
- Yeah.
404
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,311
- Why did you do that?
- Because you wouldn't have come otherwise.
405
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,854
We drove here for two hours for no reason?
406
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,898
- Oh, no. It's fine.
- Oh, my God. Let's get out of here.
407
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,399
- You just get in front of her.
- Let's go.
408
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,734
- Hi.
- Oh, my God. Hi.
409
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,444
- What are you guys doing here?
- We were just
410
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,237
- going to the beach.
- We were-- We went to the zoo.
411
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,572
- And I had a swim.
- And went to the zoo.
412
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,908
Yeah.
413
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,913
Last time I saw you,
414
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:50,292
you mentioned that you would hire me
if I was looking for a job.
415
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,171
And I guess I'm looking for a job.
416
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:56,590
So I don't know
if there's still any available.
417
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,800
I can give you a résumé if you want one.
418
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,762
I just need a printer and 45 minutes
to write a résumé.
419
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,891
Look, this is silly.
I can see you're very busy here.
420
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,935
I'm sorry for wasting your time.
421
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,145
Wait. Where are you guys going?
422
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,400
- Congratulations. How about that?
- Thank you.
423
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,862
- Excited?
- I am a little terrified.
424
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,365
It's just-- It's so different
from anything I've done before.
425
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,201
You're gonna create
so many drinks I won't like.
426
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,662
I'll make one just for you.
I'll call it the Sylvia.
427
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,831
It'll be Riesling with apple juice,
a Sun Chip rim,
428
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,834
served in a full-size toddler's car seat.
429
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,503
- I would drink the crap out of that.
- You would.
430
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,591
I can't believe I have to drive
to and from San Diego for work every day.
431
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:44,054
Yeah, but if you take the job,
you're gonna have to move to San Diego.
432
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:50,102
I honestly didn't think
about that at all. Wow.
433
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:58,694
You're gonna be so good at that job.
And a change is always really good.
434
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,864
And what's keeping you in LA?
435
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,747
You guys want flowers?
436
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,791
No. We're not together.
437
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,919
I'm married to somebody else.
He's not here.
438
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,713
Much more handsome guy.
439
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,214
You want flowers?
440
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,467
You know what? I do want a flower.
441
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,803
Thank you so much. Your pitch worked.
442
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,766
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Thanks so much.
443
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,312
- For you, my lady.
- Well, thank you.
444
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,023
It's very fake. Very plastic.
445
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,734
That means it will last forever.
446
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,891
{\an8}Could you pick up Simon
from soccer on Saturday?
447
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,769
Sorry, babe.
I have the Schaeffer twins' bat mitzvah,
448
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:16,063
and the following weekend
I have that baby shower in Palm Springs.
449
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,273
But I could do the next weekend.
450
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,233
- Yeah? Soccer run?
- Yeah.
451
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:20,692
Okay, I gotta go,
452
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,569
- I gotta get there before the caterers.
- Pick a tie.
453
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,321
- This one.
- Great, okay. Bye.
454
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,989
- Bye.
- Who are we sitting with?
455
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534
Katie's family,
and Will's coming in from San Diego.
456
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,702
- Will. Wow. It's been a while.
- Yeah. I know.
457
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,412
I know. It'll be really good to see him.
458
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,623
- Okay. I'll see you there.
- Bye.
459
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,271
Sylvia.
460
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,066
What a beautiful day, huh?
Such a blessing.
461
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,236
- Yes?
- So Andy has some issues with the music.
462
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,988
He gave them a very specific playlist,
463
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:09,241
- and he would like it to be played now.
- Okay, I got it under control.
464
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:12,411
- Well, I'm not hearing it.
- I got it under control.
465
00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:14,329
- Okay, maybe I didn't-- Okay.
- Yeah. You're good.
466
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,999
- Sit down. Yep. It's under control.
- As soon as possible, please.
467
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,767
All right. Yep. Good to go. Thank you.
468
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,104
Yes, guys, we can go to the next. Thanks.
469
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,923
Yeah, San Diego's cool.
470
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,758
- How's the job?
- The job's great.
471
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:53,846
You know, it's a little corporate, but
I get a lot of creative freedom luckily.
472
00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:56,431
- Yeah. Also you live with the CEO...
- I do.
473
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,685
- ...so certain amount of job security there.
- I do have a lot of security.
474
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,563
And then how did you get
into food chemistry, Jenna?
475
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,273
Well, I studied chemistry.
476
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,442
- I take it that's it.
- Yeah.
477
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,861
There it is.
478
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:12,698
Speaking of chemistry, we are engaged.
479
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:14,408
Yeah.
480
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,286
For real.
481
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,453
Wow.
482
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,454
Oh, my goodness.
483
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,039
- That's amazing.
- That's fantastic.
484
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,666
Thank you. Thank you so much.
485
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,210
- Congratulations, buddy.
- Appreciate that. Thank you.
486
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,297
- Congratulations. That is a big deal. Wow.
- Thank you. Yeah. It's great.
487
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:31,717
- Oh, my goodness. That's amazing. Yeah.
- So,
488
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:35,512
Will tells me that you know everything
about planning a wedding.
489
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,680
Yeah, we're thinking Austin.
490
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,183
My parents would never speak to me again
491
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,768
if I didn't invite every single person
that I've ever met.
492
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,228
- Okay. Right.
- So I--
493
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:48,859
- Amazing wedding. Great job.
- Hi. Thanks, buddy.
494
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,444
Yeah, no problem. This is incredible.
495
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,863
- Thank you.
- You kidding me? Yeah.
496
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:57,409
- It's good to see you. Yeah.
- Nice to see you too. Yeah.
497
00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:02,164
I want to be real
with you about something.
498
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:04,875
- I don't want that today. Is that okay?
- I get it. We gotta talk.
499
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,920
- I don't want this.
- I'm gonna lay it out for you. I'm sorry.
500
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,465
But you and I, we--
501
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:13,884
we saw a UFO.
502
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:17,179
- We totally did. We fucking saw that shit!
- We saw a UFO together. Just--
503
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,973
- It was just you and I. We saw that shit.
- We saw it. We saw that fucking shit.
504
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,684
- It was crazy. It was a crazy time.
- That whole thing was crazy.
505
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,770
- That whole period we were hanging out...
- It was--
506
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,730
- ...was just bananas.
- It was a cuckoo time. Yes.
507
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,525
- It was wild.
- It was awesome.
508
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,484
It was a lot of fun.
509
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,779
It was kind of thrilling being
that euphoric and that miserable
510
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,280
- at the same time in my life.
- Yeah.
511
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,198
- I know.
- Right?
512
00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:41,161
And now it is so boring just being happy
and stable all the time.
513
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:44,248
And your fiancé is so beautiful
514
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:47,251
- and, like, appropriate for you.
- I know. And I'm gonna be, like,
515
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,294
happily with her for the rest of my life.
516
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:50,712
I can't believe it.
517
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:54,258
And I'm, like, not resenting my husband
for giving me three children anymore.
518
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,968
You appreciate
that you have a thriving business
519
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:58,095
- and a beautiful family.
- Right, and it's like fulfilling.
520
00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,225
- It sucks, I'm sorry.
- It sucks.
521
00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:06,353
- This sucks! This place sucks. It sucks.
- It sucks, it's so gross here.
522
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,146
- It's ugly, right?
- Very ugly place.
523
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:11,191
- I wish you picked a nice venue.
- I know.
524
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,361
- Yeah.
- But, you know, if things--
525
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,114
You know, if things go south again
and you, you know...
526
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,783
- Have another breakdown or something?
- Yeah. Hit me up.
527
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:23,745
You know, it's funny, Jenna is really
into what you've done here,
528
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:28,000
and would you consider doing a wedding
in San Diego by any chance?
529
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,919
Are you kidding me? The home of Maverick?
530
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,422
- Got to. Yeah.
- Come on.
531
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:36,550
- We need to get the military involved--
- Yeah. We'll have Tom Cruise fly over.
532
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,553
- He can zoom in, right?
- He could zoom in, smile at everyone.
533
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,972
- Run?
- Shake everyone's hand, run away.
534
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,476
And I think for officiating
we get a hologram.
535
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,646
- Love a hologram.
- Yeah. And right now I was thinking 2Pac.
536
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:52,065
Love--
A 2Pac hologram officiating my wedding?
537
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,233
- Come on, right?
- Yeah.
538
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,444
We were thinking
of a destination wedding though.
539
00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:57,404
- Where?
- Mar-a-Lago, have you heard of it?
540
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,697
- You would love it.
- I have an in.
541
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,490
- Yeah, you do.
- The owner tried to hit on me.
542
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,117
What is it with you
and hundred-year-old men?
543
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,911
They just know what they see is good...
544
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,996
- They like it.
- ...and they go--