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- Hi, babe.
- Hi. Mmm.
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Oh! Oh!
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I've still got 23 seconds left!
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One second, Simon!
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Awesome.
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- Okay.
- One minute!
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Five minutes is up. Let's go.
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Hold on. Oh... Hold on.
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- Mmm.
- Okay. Hold on.
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Oh, my God. Okay, great.
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Here. Let's get... That's dirty.
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Quick, quick, quick.
Quick sticks. Quick sticks.
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- Okay. Here we go.
- Do you need this?
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- I'm seeing that house again today, babe.
- Right.
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The one with the five bathrooms?
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One for every single
member of this family.
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Can you imagine? I mean,
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I didn't know that was a
thing. It's like a château.
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We're gonna have more bathrooms
than we know what to do with.
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What do you care?
You shit at work.
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- We don't say "shit."
- You're right, I'm sorry.
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Well, you know what? When we
move, I will shit at home like a king.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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- Don't say "shit."
- Where's the baguette?
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- What? What baguette?
- I need a baguette
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and a beret for French
class. Where are they?
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What? I... This is the first I've
heard about a baguette or a beret.
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- Oh, my God. Mom.
- What? I didn't...
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I didn't get an e-mail from Ms. Lauren.
Did you hear about the baguettes?
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- Sorry, I didn't. I gotta go.
- Or the beret?
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- Okay. See you.
- Good luck.
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- You can't close it because...
- I'm gonna fail!
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- Take this guy out.
- All right, buddy.
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- I am keeping it. I... I want it!
- Okay. But you cannot close your bag.
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- So, how was your night with Will?
- It was fun for, like, 30 seconds.
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And then it just turned
into total drama again.
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We were literally
screaming at each other
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on a street corner at
1:00 a.m. in the morning.
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Oh, my God. Just hearing that...
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makes me feel more alive
than I have in 20 years.
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I need to start yelling more.
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- Yelling is so primal.
- I know.
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Nagging's not primal.
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No, it was... I'm not gonna
lie, it was a great night.
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- Mmm.
- But I can't... Like, honestly,
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I don't have enough time for
made-up problems in my life.
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- I have enough real problems.
- Like that one.
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I'm supposed to see that house
today in Encino for the third time.
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And I swear to God if I'm not
gonna buy it, she's gonna fire me.
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I told you not to hire Diane
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- as your Realtor.
- I know, I know.
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She's an office mom.
She's out of our league.
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She's wearing a fucking blazer.
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- I get it. You work in an office.
- Yeah.
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Some of us, we're still
stuck working at home.
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Just 'cause I wear sweatpants
doesn't mean I don't have an actual job.
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- She's too fancy for me. I know.
- Yeah.
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I know that. If we
weren't both parents here,
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there's no way she would ever
work with me in the first place.
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- Never.
- Hi!
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- Diane!
- Don't imitate... Don't imitate her face.
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- Hi, Sylvia.
- Hi.
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Such an exciting day.
We're putting an offer in.
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That's right. Today is totally
about buying a house with money.
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Because this one put
me through the wringer.
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- Guilty!
- We have looked at
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over 40 homes this year.
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- No.
- I sold Ellen and Portia their home
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in one day.
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- I heard good things about Ellen.
- Me too!
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I told her, "There
are no shortcuts.
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You can't have square
footage and brand-spanking-new
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and location all at a
certain price point."
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I know. You were right.
You were right. I was wrong.
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And what she got was
an amazing fixer-upper.
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- It's...
- I mean, it's a project, to be sure.
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But now that the little one's in
kindergarten, it'll be a dream next act.
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I finally have
the time to do it.
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So anyway, listen,
ladies. I'm gonna be late.
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I gotta get to Malibu to
show a beach compound.
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Can't say who it's for, but it
rhymes with Schminn Liesel.
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Ooh!
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But I will be back in the
deep Valley to see you later.
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- Thank you, Diane. You're the best.
- Bye-bye.
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Thank you for all your
hard work, your patience.
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- Good luck.
- You know what's crazy?
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Oh, my God.
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Schminn Liesel is actually the name
of my great-grandfather from Estonia.
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- No. No.
- Papi Schminn. Mm-hmm.
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I thought Schminn Liesel was the
fifth child in the von Trapp family.
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- Oh, I've heard that. Yeah.
- Schminnie. Schminnie.
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Oh, dear.
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Ugh. So, what else? We think
of doing anything exciting today?
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- Oh, my God. It's a big one.
- Yeah. Walk me through it.
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Going to pick up
vaccination records for Sam.
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First sleepaway camp.
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Yeah.
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- I just love days like these.
- Oh, you mean every day?
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Oh, I do.
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Hello, Sylvia. It's Will.
It's a terrible emergency.
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You have to call me.
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What's the emergency?
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Uh, there's not actually an
emergency. I was just joking.
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How you doing?
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Okay. What... What do you want?
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Let's chat. What are you up to?
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What... W-What's going on?
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Okay, fine. I'll tell you what's going on.
You, uh, left your credit card at my bar.
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Ah, fuck.
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If you wanted to hang
out with me again,
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you didn't have to leave
some trinket behind.
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- You could've just asked me to lunch.
- I really... I don't have time for this.
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- So, lunch?
- No.
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- Brunch?
- No.
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Dim sum? That's my final offer.
You dim sum, you lose some.
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Okay. Goodbye, Will.
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Come on. Wait, wait, wait. Don't
you want your credit card back?
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You yelled at me on the street in
the middle of the night last night.
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Nobody treats me like that in my
life except for all three of my children.
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You yelled at me too.
We yell. People yell.
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We texted each other after.
It's fine, it's fine. It's all good.
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I'm over it. Get over it.
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You get over it.
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Well, the water's rising, but
I'm too afraid to flush it again.
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Uh, I don't know. Plunging might
fix it, it also might make it worse.
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Oh, yeah? You should
have a home repair show.
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I'm so ready to
leave this house.
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- You got this.
- Oh, my God. It's overflowing!
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- What'd you do?
- Nothing. I was just looking at it.
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- Oh, no! It's everywhere.
- Oh! Why is this my life?
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Uh, do you need me to come home?
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- Bye.
- Bye. Love you, babe.
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Toilet!
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Fuck. Shit, shit. No! No!
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Fuck.
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Oh. Coming!
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What are you doing here?
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- They call it "being a hero."
- I don't have time for this.
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I am a great man. They
will write songs about me.
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- What are you doing?
- I need your help. Can you come in here?
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Can I grab some of
these, uh, avocados?
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Ugh.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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I promise you, it's just water.
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- Oh, yeah? Okay.
- Make it stop.
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I don't know how
to make it stop.
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That ain't good.
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Did you do this? Was this you?
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- Could you just fix it?
- Yep.
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- There you go.
- Ah.
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- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- There you go. Where's your mop?
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Uh, it's in the kitchen. But...
But you don't have to do that.
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It's fine. Like 60% of
bartending is mopping.
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Thank you. You
don't have to do that.
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Your house is very
lovely. Very homey.
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You mean small.
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No, I mean very homelike.
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Oh, my God.
There's his iPad. Ugh.
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Oh. Secret iPad.
Someone watching porno?
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- He's eight.
- And?
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When I was eight,
I was disgusting.
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- Don't put that in there. That's gross.
- Why?
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- Why is that gross?
- Because people lie down in there.
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- Not gross. You can drink toilet water.
- You could do a lot of things.
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- Exactly. Thirsty?
- Please take that...
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- You wanna suckle on the threads?
- Ew!
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What do you wanna do after
this? You wanna go to the beach?
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Get some oysters?
Wanna go see a movie?
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I can't. I'm busy. I'm putting
an offer in on a house, actually.
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Yeah. After I do the
final walk-through.
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Nice. What's wrong
with this place?
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Oh, we've outgrown it. It's
too small for the five of us.
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There's one bathroom.
It's... And... Which is flooding.
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- Tell me about the new place.
- It's great!
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It's, um, you know,
fixer-upper. Needs a bit of work.
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Can I come on the walk-through?
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- No.
- Please.
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Please. I'm actually very
good with renovations.
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- Since when?
- I redid most of the bar by myself.
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Really?
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Yeah. It was a chicken
slaughterhouse when we got it.
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- Get out.
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
- We still find feathers and beaks.
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I know. Seriously, though. Can I
come? I'll be very helpful, I promise.
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Okay. Just don't talk.
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- I won't.
- Don't...
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Just don't talk to
me or anybody.
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- No talking. Perfect.
- Nope.
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So, how often do you see Audrey?
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Um, I don't know.
Every few weeks.
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I, uh... I still have a bunch of stuff
I haven't moved out of the house.
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So, you know, I'm periodically
going back there to get some shit.
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What? Why?
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Just... You know. Takes
a long time to move.
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Uh, you can do it in a day.
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It's not just the stuff, you
know. Gandalf is still there.
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- Audrey has Gandalf?
- Yeah.
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But he was yours first.
You love that lizard.
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I still love Gandalf. It's just...
She insisted on keeping him
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'cause she didn't think I was
responsible enough to take care of him.
200
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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He's like your son in lizard
form. You should have custody.
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I have joint custody, 'cause
I go see him all the time.
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What?
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- What? You can tell me. Tell me.
- Nothing. I just... I don't know.
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It's hard to recover from a divorce
if your lives are still totally entwined.
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Well, divorce is a messy thing.
It's not like one day you're married,
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the next day you never
see each other again.
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Have you ever thought
that you leave your stuff there
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and she keeps Gandalf so
you two can stay connected
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and keep this drama
or whatever it is alive?
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Now that you mention it, our
arguments are pretty thrilling.
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- And they often lead to sex.
- Mmm.
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There you go. There you have it.
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Very exciting stuff.
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No, thank you.
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- We're talking charged fights.
- No, thank you.
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00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,418
- Absolutely not. Nope.
- Is that gross to you?
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- Don't "yuck" my yum.
- Ew! Stop.
219
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So, tell me about this home. Uh,
what are we talking about here?
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- It's, uh... It's got really good bones.
- Okay.
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Bigger, uh, square
footage. There's a pool.
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Great. Is it, like,
a full teardown?
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Just, like, a kind of a
renovation-type deal?
224
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Mmm. It's not really
a teardown or a flip.
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It's a...
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It's a former
assisted living facility.
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- Oh.
- Mmm.
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Closed after COVID.
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- I bet it did.
- Fuck you. Fuck off.
230
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,109
Uh-huh.
231
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,755
- Just a little bit different. Okay? Yeah.
- Interesting. Can't wait to see.
232
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,133
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
233
00:10:56,157 --> 00:11:00,096
- You made it. So glad to see you.
- Oh, hi. Nice to see you.
234
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,721
And you must be
Charlie. At long last.
235
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,599
- Hi.
- It's so nice to finally meet you.
236
00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:04,975
- No, no, no.
- Hi. No.
237
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,769
- This is Will. He's my contractor.
- I'm Will. Yeah. I'm a contractor.
238
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,313
- Oh, great. Glad you came to have a look.
- Professional contractor.
239
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,692
And he's also the host of a TV show
on Nickelodeon called "We Be Jammin'."
240
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,110
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my goodness.
241
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:18,072
And, um, we teach children
to be confident using reggae.
242
00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,490
Oh, haven't heard of
it. Have to check it out.
243
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,909
Charlie couldn't come today.
He was just too slammed at work.
244
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,705
- So... Yeah.
- This house is gorgeous.
245
00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:26,788
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.
246
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,041
- The "buttrels." The... The... All of this.
- Yeah.
247
00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,876
- The... These, uh, these details.
- Mmm.
248
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,669
What... The... 1926, obviously?
249
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,004
- Uh, 1986.
- That's what I was gonna say.
250
00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,048
- Close. Close.
- It's got the 50-year cycle. You know...
251
00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:37,758
So, the interior
of the house is...
252
00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,635
- 6,000 square feet, I would imagine?
- It is 3,500 square feet.
253
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,263
- Meh, I don't know about that.
- Uh, but...
254
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,806
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.
255
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,182
Why don't we check
that? I'll eyeball it.
256
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,850
- Yeah. The lot is 6,000.
- Yeah, we'll eyeball it.
257
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,227
So, it presents as a 6K there.
258
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,272
Come on in and see it.
We're gonna do our fourth,
259
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:54,232
and hopefully
final, walk-through.
260
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,650
- Come on!
- Praise Jah.
261
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,611
- Look at this.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:00,947
And you got seven chess boards,
which is not easy to find. Even now.
263
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,701
So, keep your mind clear,
this is a whole remodel. Yes.
264
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,702
Wow.
265
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,080
Yes. Yes. This
could be the foyer or...
266
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,249
Yeah. Nice high ceilings.
267
00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,918
Very high, very spacious...
268
00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:13,961
- Can barely touch 'em.
- Great acoustics. Yeah.
269
00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:15,629
- Yeah, great acoustics.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
270
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,548
- And it's in a
school system here.
271
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,716
Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,302
Lots of railings and
ramps if safety is your thing.
273
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,620
- Look at this. Does this work?
- Yeah, and...
274
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,335
It does! It works.
275
00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,758
Could you actually, uh, return
that to its starting position, please?
276
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,581
Thank you. Thank you so much.
277
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,543
What's this?
278
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,918
Medic. Medic. Medic.
279
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,754
Medic. Medic. Medic. Medi...
280
00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,738
Jesus Christ. Whoa.
281
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:02,176
Everybody loves that button.
282
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,302
But you know what?
The good thing is,
283
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,389
with the wiring in the ceiling, you
could just put in a sound system...
284
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,724
- Oh, yeah.
- Throughout the whole...
285
00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,017
- That is a good idea.
- No, not...
286
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,059
- Oh. Oh.
- Uh, yes,
287
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,979
- we've got to clear all this stuff out.
- Well, that works.
288
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:15,981
- Yeah... I guess so. My goodne...
- That suits you.
289
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,484
- Oh, I would just, um...
- I wouldn't sit in that.
290
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,068
- Don't even... Don't...
- Be careful there. Do...
291
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,364
- Oh, no, no. I wouldn't do that. What...
- I'm good. It's like a little hammock.
292
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:26,075
- So, uh... So, you're the contractor?
- You got it.
293
00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:29,370
Yes, I've been "contractoring"
for, uh, over a decade now.
294
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,873
And we've never crossed
paths in all that time.
295
00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:34,332
Uh, I think we have, actually.
You just don't remember me.
296
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,210
- I think I would remember.
- No.
297
00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:38,360
Yeah. Uh-huh.
298
00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:40,005
Ooh.
299
00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:43,509
- Yeah, so this is my favorite room.
- Wow.
300
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,760
It's got a real East
Coast kind of vibe about it.
301
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,264
Yeah, sort of colonial
hospice, Cape Cod mortuary.
302
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,475
Yeah, I'm gonna knock that wall
down and make this the big dining room
303
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,020
- where we can entertain, and... Yeah.
- Nice. Very cool. Very cool.
304
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:57,273
Does it feel to you like
someone has died in this room?
305
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:59,107
'Cause it feels to me like
someone has died in here.
306
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,443
- It's irrelevant.
- Not in this room. Yep.
307
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,446
All right. Does all this
stuff come with the place,
308
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:06,823
or do the owners, uh, plan on
taking it with them into the next realm?
309
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,620
Can you just stop? Just stop,
please. I know you're having fun, but I...
310
00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:11,787
- Enough.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
311
00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:14,081
You're right. It's too
much. You're right.
312
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:16,500
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I apologize. The wood is very nice.
313
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,777
- Uh, that's not real wood.
- Oh, well, great.
314
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:22,215
And this would be Simon's room.
315
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,240
Oh, it's got a little kitchen.
316
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,369
Every boy's dream.
317
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,476
Thank you.
318
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,254
- This is Frances's.
- This one has a full-size fridge.
319
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,692
There's teeth and blood in here.
320
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:48,198
But, um, I could contractor that
right out of here, no problem. Easy.
321
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:51,183
- Yeah, that's easy to deal with.
- Yeah.
322
00:14:52,936 --> 00:14:56,730
- And this would be Maeve's room.
- Oh, another little kitchen.
323
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,900
What the fuck?
324
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,465
- You saw that, right? You guys saw that?
- Drafts. Just drafts.
325
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,799
That's happened before?
326
00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,366
Let's check out the parlor.
327
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,761
That was not a draft.
328
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,514
I mean, the kids will love that.
329
00:15:11,538 --> 00:15:12,581
Love what?
330
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,768
What are you talking about?
331
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,062
And this would be our bedroom.
332
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,105
Ooh, the primary.
333
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,274
Yeah, and obviously, you know,
334
00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,400
we would put up a wall between
the toilet and the bedroom.
335
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:26,403
And we'd move the
kitchenette, and the IV rack,
336
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,530
and the rubber curtain,
and the rubber curtain rack,
337
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,116
- and the rails, and the safety bars, and...
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,119
Yeah, and then we'd just
put a few windows here...
339
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,037
- Oh, yeah.
- Somehow.
340
00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,371
Oh, that's easy. You just
blow right through that wall.
341
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,148
That is not an exterior wall.
342
00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:39,793
Look at this.
343
00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:42,003
- Medic. Medic.
- Jesus! Sorry. Sorry.
344
00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,837
- Medic. Medic. Medic.
- You wanna press it twice.
345
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,572
- Medic. Medic. Me...
- You wanna press it twice. It's...
346
00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,243
- Looks different from the other button.
- Yeah.
347
00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:51,912
Cool.
348
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,514
Got a poo chair.
349
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,081
Yeah.
350
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,642
- Comes with. Yeah.
- Yeah.
351
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,000
- All right.
- Yeah, I just...
352
00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:59,919
- Fix it up.
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,610
- Please don't get in that thing.
- I really want to.
354
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,613
- Please. I'm begging you.
- I really, really want to.
355
00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,013
Oh, man.
356
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,116
What does, uh... What does
Charlie think of this place?
357
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,368
- He loves it.
- Yeah.
358
00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:17,330
But at this point, he would love anything
that was bigger and that we could afford.
359
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,123
He'd move into an abandoned
Blockbuster if he could.
360
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,316
Those are all GNCs
now, unfortunately.
361
00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:24,586
But, uh, can I be
honest with you?
362
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,838
No, please, stick to your
usual tact and charm.
363
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,549
Okay, this place,
uh, is a nightmare.
364
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,760
And it will cost so much money
365
00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:35,806
to make this anything other
than something that is terrible.
366
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,017
Why don't you move into
somewhere more turnkey, you know?
367
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,434
Isn't-Isn't Charlie a lawyer?
368
00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,062
Uh, yeah, but we have
three kids and one income.
369
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:44,731
And we live in the second
most expensive city in America.
370
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,484
So stop mooching and get a job.
371
00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:49,278
I've been out of the workforce
for 13 years, raising my children.
372
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,821
I can't just "get a job."
373
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,365
I'll sign you up for
ZipRecruiter, okay?
374
00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:56,994
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers
on Earth have jobs. You can get a job.
375
00:16:57,018 --> 00:17:00,413
Look, if we want to get a bigger
house, this is what we can afford.
376
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:05,169
So, I'm just gonna roll up my
sleeves and fix this thing up.
377
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,962
It'll take a few years,
and then we'll move in.
378
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,964
Yeah, a few years,
a few crucifixes.
379
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,550
Listen, we live very different
lives, Will. That's the fact, okay?
380
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,720
You can do whatever you
want and go wherever you want
381
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,472
with your crazy
hats and whatever.
382
00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:21,227
Being a mom is basically doing
a lot of things you don't wanna do.
383
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,144
You sound like a robot, okay?
384
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,646
Those are not written rules.
Just bail on this motherfucker.
385
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:26,982
- What?
- Yeah.
386
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,442
Charlie wants to move.
387
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,069
And the kids are getting older,
and they need more space.
388
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,195
Do you wanna live here?
389
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,949
Of course I don't wanna fucking
live here. What are you talking about?
390
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,660
- No.
- I don't. I... It's a haunted nightmare.
391
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:42,038
Well, then why don't we get out of
here, douse ourselves in holy water,
392
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,441
and tell Charlie that you are
not moving into this place?
393
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:50,404
I'll tell Charlie if you go to
Audrey's place and get your stuff
394
00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:52,549
and just make a clean break.
395
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:55,010
This is emotional blackmail.
396
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,555
Because I care about you you're
gonna force me to do a thing
397
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,307
- I don't wanna do?
- I care more about you.
398
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,599
- I don't know about that.
- You need to
399
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,351
- get out of that relationship.
- I don't know about that.
400
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,734
- You need to get out of that girl's house.
- You know what?
401
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,565
You're fucking on.
Calling your shit.
402
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,025
- Really? Oh.
- I'll do it. Yes.
403
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,925
- Now, pull the plug. Yes.
- Really?
404
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,445
Tell the scary lady you
don't wanna live here.
405
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,865
- So now I have to do it?
- You do. Right now. They're coming.
406
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,825
- We're on. We did it. We made the deal.
- How I'm supposed...
407
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,326
- Go. Say it. Just go.
- I'm too scared.
408
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,619
- Say it.
- Could you say it?
409
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:22,078
All right, everybody.
410
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,373
- It's paperwork time.
- Oh.
411
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:28,251
I know, I know, everybody hates
paperwork. But I will make it fun and fast.
412
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:30,962
- We're just gonna get your name right th...
- Ah!
413
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:33,590
I'm so sorry, I
just... I can't do it.
414
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:35,425
- You got to be kidding me.
- I'm just... I'm s...
415
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,179
I'm fired. I'm
definitely fired. I know.
416
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,038
Let's be honest. This
place is terrible, okay?
417
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,959
I mean, it's a real shitburger.
418
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,394
- It was my dad's.
- Oh.
419
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,212
Ah. I'm so sorry.
420
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,760
Oh, my God! Whoo!
421
00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:56,989
Oh, I feel so much better.
422
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,450
I'm not doing mine. Let's not
do mine. I don't wanna do it.
423
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,951
- Let's get ice cream instead, okay?
- No.
424
00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,994
- I'll buy you ice cream.
- We are going to do your thing.
425
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,413
- I don't want to. No.
- No. Absolutely not.
426
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,123
- Come on, please. Please.
- Absolutely not.
427
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,791
- We are going. We are going.
- It's so final.
428
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:10,545
Once I take my stuff out, I will
never step foot in that house again,
429
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,256
- and I hate thinking of that.
- Will, we're going.
430
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,673
We're doing it. You're
gonna feel good.
431
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,826
- Oh, fuck.
- It's gonna be good. Whoo!
432
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,604
She's not home. Looks like
it's not meant to be. Let's go.
433
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,337
Let's go around
the side. Come on.
434
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,050
Hello?
435
00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:44,435
Oh, my God.
436
00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:46,873
It's Gandalf.
437
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,290
Aw.
438
00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:49,500
- Look at him.
- He looks miserable.
439
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,169
- He looks so dejected. So sad.
- Yeah. He sees you.
440
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,797
- Hi. Hi. Hi. Aw.
- He does. Look. Hi.
441
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,298
- Hi.
- He just lit up.
442
00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:58,657
- Aw, he's so... Mmm.
- His whole demeanor just shifted.
443
00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,118
- Hi.
- He lit up like a light.
444
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,471
- Hi, little buddy.
- She's not home.
445
00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:05,641
Call her and figure out
a time to get your stuff.
446
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,268
- Okay? Let's go.
- No, no. We gotta do it now.
447
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,186
I'm gonna lose my nerve.
I need you for support.
448
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,771
- Let's do it right now, okay?
- All right... how?
449
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,773
You gotta get on all fours,
climb through this dog door.
450
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,151
- What? No.
- You gotta do it.
451
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,736
- It's the only way.
- You do it.
452
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,362
- I won't fit, I've tried. Trust me.
- Come on.
453
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,574
You gotta be very, very slender
454
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,784
- and fit and flexible.
- Oh. Oh.
455
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,663
- Overall small, long torso, long legs.
- Mmm. Ooh.
456
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,707
- I know what you're doing.
- Very narrow.
457
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:33,251
- Oh, I like it. I like it. Okay.
- Good. Get through that doggy door.
458
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,046
All right. I can do this.
459
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,047
Hurry, hurry.
460
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:39,508
Don't look at my ass unless
you want to get hypnotized.
461
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,926
With all due respect, I do not.
462
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,493
Just go. Come on.
463
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,267
- Very graceful. Nice.
- Yes.
464
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,103
- Look at that. Whoo!
- You got it. Yes. Good. Good, good.
465
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,587
Nice. Get the door. Get
the door. Get the door.
466
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,550
- Nice. Good job. Here.
- Yes. Come on.
467
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,802
- This way.
- Yeah.
468
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,501
Uh, Will, what are you doing?
469
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:16,002
Audrey, you're... you're home.
470
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:19,839
Will, you told me that this was
your house. What are you doing?
471
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,509
- What... What are you doing?
- Sylvi...
472
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,010
- No, I didn't. Wh...
- Sylvia, don't play dumb.
473
00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,180
I saw you crawl through the
doggy door on the security camera.
474
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,391
You didn't tell me that you
had a fucking security camera.
475
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,433
You wouldn't have done
that if you knew we did.
476
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:33,395
I-I... Look, in his defense, he's
just trying to come and get his stuff
477
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,772
- and make a clean break. That's it.
- You don't get your stuff.
478
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:37,732
- I want my stuff.
- You don't get your stuff
479
00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:39,861
because I'm pretty sure
you can find an old hairbrush
480
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:43,239
and a cell phone charger somewhere else
instead of using it as a pathetic excuse
481
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,284
- to come and stalk me.
- Oh, I'm stalking you now?
482
00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:47,742
As if.
483
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,371
What the fuck, Sylvia?
Why are you even here?
484
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,248
Don't you have
kids and a family?
485
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,666
I do. Do you... Yes, you
remembered. I do, yes.
486
00:21:54,691 --> 00:21:56,460
Well, if you really
cared about Will,
487
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,671
you wouldn't pull him into
whatever screwed up dynamic
488
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,631
- you two have from years ago.
- Okay.
489
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,509
You're like a couple of teenage
girls with your stupid nicknames
490
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,469
and the catchphrases
and the inside jokes.
491
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,596
You'd be on the phone
until 4 a.m. all the time.
492
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:10,724
I was up with a colicky baby.
Who else was I supposed to talk to?
493
00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:13,184
- Your husband.
- He was asleep. We had a system.
494
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,563
Okay, so I was doing the nights
and he would do the mornings.
495
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:16,855
So I would be,
uh, breastfeeding...
496
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,356
I don't give a shit.
497
00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:22,028
Your whole thing was
so weird and destructive.
498
00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,321
He would invite you
to our date nights.
499
00:22:24,346 --> 00:22:26,156
He would wear clothes
that you picked out for him.
500
00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:28,201
What was I supposed to
do? Not set boundaries?
501
00:22:28,224 --> 00:22:29,201
It wasn't good for him.
502
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:30,744
You know what? Now
that we're broken up,
503
00:22:30,769 --> 00:22:34,248
I don't have to listen to your fucking
righteous bullshit speeches anymore, okay?
504
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,458
Actually, you kind of do
505
00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:37,417
because you're standing
in my dining room
506
00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:40,528
after crawling through the fucking
doggy door like a fucking dog.
507
00:22:41,363 --> 00:22:43,298
- Should we fuck?
- Get the fuck out!
508
00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:44,467
Get out!
509
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,759
Do you mind if I
use your toilet?
510
00:22:45,784 --> 00:22:47,886
- I'm so sorry to ask.
- Yes, just get out.
511
00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:49,246
Thank you.
512
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,290
Oh, she makes me so mad.
513
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,977
- You did really well.
- Did I?
514
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,896
Yeah, except for the part where
you begged her to have sex with you.
515
00:22:57,921 --> 00:23:01,608
Yeah, that... in retrospect,
uh, felt a little pathetic.
516
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,068
- Yeah.
- If I had just...
517
00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:04,487
She was sending
mixed signals, right?
518
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,404
- Uh, I didn't read that.
- Really?
519
00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:08,156
- No.
- Were we not in the same room?
520
00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:09,807
I have something
to cheer you up.
521
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:15,957
- It's Gandalf.
- Yeah.
522
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,625
- Hey.
- Oh.
523
00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:20,169
- Look, you rescued him.
- Yeah.
524
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,797
- He's already happier. I can tell.
- He looks so elated.
525
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,154
He looks ten years younger.
526
00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:26,675
Thank you. Hello, baby.
527
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,884
- Yeah.
- He's very sweet.
528
00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:30,054
Don't. Don't. Don't.
Don't. Not... No.
529
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,122
Back off! Back
off. I don't like it.
530
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,474
- Look at him.
- We gotta get out of here.
531
00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,102
Can you believe she
said we were destructive?
532
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:38,520
No. We're exactly the opposite.
533
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,922
- We are constructive. We create.
- We're constructive.
534
00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,484
- Oh!
- Whoa!
535
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:47,613
What happened? Oh. Oh!
536
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,657
- Nice! Yes! Yes!
- Oh, the shame.
537
00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:52,492
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Audrey.
538
00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:55,162
Gandalf is so jacked
up off of this shit.
539
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,438
Oh. G-dawg.
540
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:05,654
Okay.
541
00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,259
All right. Here we
go. This is perfect.
542
00:24:09,284 --> 00:24:11,554
- So this is you, huh?
- This is me.
543
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,597
- This is the hood. Nice.
- This is it, yeah.
544
00:24:13,622 --> 00:24:16,767
It's really nice during the
day. At night, a little weird.
545
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,895
It's a lot of dogs barking
and humans screaming.
546
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,605
And the occasional loud bang
547
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:23,816
that you don't wanna ask
too many questions about.
548
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:24,942
- You know what I mean?
- Well...
549
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,527
- Yeah, but I like it.
- It's interesting.
550
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:27,885
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
551
00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:35,827
Well, thank you for today.
552
00:24:35,852 --> 00:24:38,205
I don't think I would've had the
courage to say no to that dump
553
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:41,083
if it hadn't been for your
opinion. So, thank you for that.
554
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,461
Well, thank you
for, uh, you know,
555
00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:47,589
finally making me...
cut ties with Audrey
556
00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,508
and pull that Band-Aid off.
557
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:53,994
I should obviously not be
seeing her ever, so... so thank you.
558
00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:57,665
And...
559
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,042
- And?
- And...
560
00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,605
- Thank you for rescuing Gandalf...
- Yes, you're welcome.
561
00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:06,107
- From that terrible environment.
- You're welcome.
562
00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:07,609
He says thank you as well.
563
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:08,861
Look how elated he is.
564
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,571
Yeah. Look at that.
565
00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:13,472
- Really appreciate it.
- You're welcome.
566
00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:17,827
The thing is, if
I'm being honest,
567
00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:20,564
I'm not really cut out
to take care of Gandalf.
568
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,375
You're not cut out to
take care of a lizard?
569
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,586
I'm actually not cut out to take care
of really anything, including myself.
570
00:25:26,611 --> 00:25:28,798
It's a huge reason why me
and Audrey got divorced.
571
00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:31,592
- Will you take him? Please, take him.
- Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
572
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,302
You have an instinct to
protect him. I saw it in you.
573
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:37,056
Under no circumstances
am I taking that lizard.
574
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,891
So, you were just driving home,
575
00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:41,292
and you thought we
needed a bearded dragon?
576
00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:44,771
Yeah, it was with one of
those lizard adoption things
577
00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:46,022
on the side of the road.
578
00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:47,525
And I... My heart just broke.
579
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,527
Really? 'Cause you
never wanted a pet before.
580
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,112
It's for the kids.
581
00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:53,221
- Most people get dogs.
- Dogs are a lot of work.
582
00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:55,031
So you're sure about the house?
583
00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:57,326
You don't wanna go by,
check it out one last time?
584
00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,037
No, that house is such a hassle.
585
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,021
- Mmm.
- And Will agreed. He saw it too.
586
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,208
Oh, Will was there?
587
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,067
Mm-hmm. Yeah, he just
came by. Fresh set of eyes.
588
00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,171
Oh.
589
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,740
What do you wanna call
him? I was thinking of...
590
00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:15,428
- Gandalf.
- No, I don't like that.
591
00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:16,470
- That's weird.
- Yeah?
592
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,431
- What about Jessipa?
- Ooh.
593
00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:19,640
You mean Jessica?
594
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:20,932
No, Jessipa.
595
00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,959
- She's...
- Do you even like lizards?
596
00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:25,420
Oh, yeah, I love them.
597
00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,713
Love them.
598
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,429
Look at her face.
599
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,865
- I can tell she loves it here.
- Yeah.
600
00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:38,224
I love Jessipa.