1 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,102 - Hi, babe. - Hi. Mmm. 2 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,969 Oh! Oh! 3 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,496 I've still got 23 seconds left! 4 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,344 One second, Simon! 5 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,665 Awesome. 6 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,317 - Okay. - One minute! 7 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,572 Five minutes is up. Let's go. 8 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,885 Hold on. Oh... Hold on. 9 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,370 - Mmm. - Okay. Hold on. 10 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,289 Oh, my God. Okay, great. 11 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,561 Here. Let's get... That's dirty. 12 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:26,087 Quick, quick, quick. Quick sticks. Quick sticks. 13 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,817 - Okay. Here we go. - Do you need this? 14 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:31,569 - I'm seeing that house again today, babe. - Right. 15 00:01:31,593 --> 00:01:32,861 The one with the five bathrooms? 16 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,989 One for every single member of this family. 17 00:01:35,013 --> 00:01:36,073 Can you imagine? I mean, 18 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,741 I didn't know that was a thing. It's like a château. 19 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,451 We're gonna have more bathrooms than we know what to do with. 20 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:40,786 What do you care? You shit at work. 21 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,454 - We don't say "shit." - You're right, I'm sorry. 22 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,665 Well, you know what? When we move, I will shit at home like a king. 23 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,876 Shit, shit, shit. 24 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,960 - Don't say "shit." - Where's the baguette? 25 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,462 - What? What baguette? - I need a baguette 26 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:51,963 and a beret for French class. Where are they? 27 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,674 What? I... This is the first I've heard about a baguette or a beret. 28 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,051 - Oh, my God. Mom. - What? I didn't... 29 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,638 I didn't get an e-mail from Ms. Lauren. Did you hear about the baguettes? 30 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:00,138 - Sorry, I didn't. I gotta go. - Or the beret? 31 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,224 - Okay. See you. - Good luck. 32 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:02,849 - You can't close it because... - I'm gonna fail! 33 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,227 - Take this guy out. - All right, buddy. 34 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:07,587 - I am keeping it. I... I want it! - Okay. But you cannot close your bag. 35 00:02:22,686 --> 00:02:26,706 - So, how was your night with Will? - It was fun for, like, 30 seconds. 36 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,668 And then it just turned into total drama again. 37 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:30,961 We were literally screaming at each other 38 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,629 on a street corner at 1:00 a.m. in the morning. 39 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,508 Oh, my God. Just hearing that... 40 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,676 makes me feel more alive than I have in 20 years. 41 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,469 I need to start yelling more. 42 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,888 - Yelling is so primal. - I know. 43 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:42,014 Nagging's not primal. 44 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,307 No, it was... I'm not gonna lie, it was a great night. 45 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,561 - Mmm. - But I can't... Like, honestly, 46 00:02:46,585 --> 00:02:48,896 I don't have enough time for made-up problems in my life. 47 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,774 - I have enough real problems. - Like that one. 48 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:55,527 I'm supposed to see that house today in Encino for the third time. 49 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,030 And I swear to God if I'm not gonna buy it, she's gonna fire me. 50 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,865 I told you not to hire Diane 51 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,408 - as your Realtor. - I know, I know. 52 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,536 She's an office mom. She's out of our league. 53 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,329 She's wearing a fucking blazer. 54 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,747 - I get it. You work in an office. - Yeah. 55 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,915 Some of us, we're still stuck working at home. 56 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,877 Just 'cause I wear sweatpants doesn't mean I don't have an actual job. 57 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,795 - She's too fancy for me. I know. - Yeah. 58 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,674 I know that. If we weren't both parents here, 59 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:19,134 there's no way she would ever work with me in the first place. 60 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,094 - Never. - Hi! 61 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,472 - Diane! - Don't imitate... Don't imitate her face. 62 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:26,016 - Hi, Sylvia. - Hi. 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,478 Such an exciting day. We're putting an offer in. 64 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:33,024 That's right. Today is totally about buying a house with money. 65 00:03:33,048 --> 00:03:34,859 Because this one put me through the wringer. 66 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:36,151 - Guilty! - We have looked at 67 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,069 over 40 homes this year. 68 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,864 - No. - I sold Ellen and Portia their home 69 00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:41,365 in one day. 70 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,783 - I heard good things about Ellen. - Me too! 71 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,661 I told her, "There are no shortcuts. 72 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,206 You can't have square footage and brand-spanking-new 73 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,748 and location all at a certain price point." 74 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,001 I know. You were right. You were right. I was wrong. 75 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:55,337 And what she got was an amazing fixer-upper. 76 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,088 - It's... - I mean, it's a project, to be sure. 77 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,675 But now that the little one's in kindergarten, it'll be a dream next act. 78 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,844 I finally have the time to do it. 79 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,014 So anyway, listen, ladies. I'm gonna be late. 80 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:07,807 I gotta get to Malibu to show a beach compound. 81 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,603 Can't say who it's for, but it rhymes with Schminn Liesel. 82 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:11,896 Ooh! 83 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,731 But I will be back in the deep Valley to see you later. 84 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:16,526 - Thank you, Diane. You're the best. - Bye-bye. 85 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:18,569 Thank you for all your hard work, your patience. 86 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:19,946 - Good luck. - You know what's crazy? 87 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:21,197 Oh, my God. 88 00:04:21,221 --> 00:04:24,033 Schminn Liesel is actually the name of my great-grandfather from Estonia. 89 00:04:24,057 --> 00:04:26,600 - No. No. - Papi Schminn. Mm-hmm. 90 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:31,165 I thought Schminn Liesel was the fifth child in the von Trapp family. 91 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:33,000 - Oh, I've heard that. Yeah. - Schminnie. Schminnie. 92 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:34,942 Oh, dear. 93 00:04:37,821 --> 00:04:41,634 Ugh. So, what else? We think of doing anything exciting today? 94 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:43,970 - Oh, my God. It's a big one. - Yeah. Walk me through it. 95 00:04:43,994 --> 00:04:46,346 Going to pick up vaccination records for Sam. 96 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,598 First sleepaway camp. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Yeah. 97 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,850 - I just love days like these. - Oh, you mean every day? 98 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,168 Oh, I do. 99 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:07,367 Hello, Sylvia. It's Will. It's a terrible emergency. 100 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:08,685 You have to call me. 101 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:14,875 What's the emergency? 102 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:18,170 Uh, there's not actually an emergency. I was just joking. 103 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,338 How you doing? 104 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,048 Okay. What... What do you want? 105 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:22,716 Let's chat. What are you up to? 106 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,634 What... W-What's going on? 107 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:28,973 Okay, fine. I'll tell you what's going on. You, uh, left your credit card at my bar. 108 00:05:28,997 --> 00:05:30,182 Ah, fuck. 109 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,725 If you wanted to hang out with me again, 110 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,185 you didn't have to leave some trinket behind. 111 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:36,146 - You could've just asked me to lunch. - I really... I don't have time for this. 112 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,480 - So, lunch? - No. 113 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,524 - Brunch? - No. 114 00:05:38,548 --> 00:05:41,485 Dim sum? That's my final offer. You dim sum, you lose some. 115 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,612 Okay. Goodbye, Will. 116 00:05:42,636 --> 00:05:45,447 Come on. Wait, wait, wait. Don't you want your credit card back? 117 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:48,617 You yelled at me on the street in the middle of the night last night. 118 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,913 Nobody treats me like that in my life except for all three of my children. 119 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:54,415 You yelled at me too. We yell. People yell. 120 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:57,500 We texted each other after. It's fine, it's fine. It's all good. 121 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,836 I'm over it. Get over it. 122 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,944 You get over it. 123 00:06:04,908 --> 00:06:07,427 Well, the water's rising, but I'm too afraid to flush it again. 124 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:10,555 Uh, I don't know. Plunging might fix it, it also might make it worse. 125 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,641 Oh, yeah? You should have a home repair show. 126 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:14,644 I'm so ready to leave this house. 127 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:16,728 - You got this. - Oh, my God. It's overflowing! 128 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,396 - What'd you do? - Nothing. I was just looking at it. 129 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,485 - Oh, no! It's everywhere. - Oh! Why is this my life? 130 00:06:22,509 --> 00:06:24,403 Uh, do you need me to come home? 131 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,447 - Bye. - Bye. Love you, babe. 132 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:27,865 Toilet! 133 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,350 Fuck. Shit, shit. No! No! 134 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,334 Fuck. 135 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:40,485 Oh. Coming! 136 00:06:42,946 --> 00:06:44,130 What are you doing here? 137 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,925 - They call it "being a hero." - I don't have time for this. 138 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:49,637 I am a great man. They will write songs about me. 139 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:52,014 - What are you doing? - I need your help. Can you come in here? 140 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:54,582 Can I grab some of these, uh, avocados? 141 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,543 Ugh. 142 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,105 Oh, God. Oh, God. 143 00:06:59,129 --> 00:07:00,773 I promise you, it's just water. 144 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:02,440 - Oh, yeah? Okay. - Make it stop. 145 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,009 I don't know how to make it stop. 146 00:07:04,593 --> 00:07:06,552 That ain't good. 147 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:08,781 Did you do this? Was this you? 148 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,180 - Could you just fix it? - Yep. 149 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,451 - There you go. - Ah. 150 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,538 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - There you go. Where's your mop? 151 00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:19,417 Uh, it's in the kitchen. But... But you don't have to do that. 152 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,961 It's fine. Like 60% of bartending is mopping. 153 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,422 Thank you. You don't have to do that. 154 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:26,132 Your house is very lovely. Very homey. 155 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:27,341 You mean small. 156 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:28,867 No, I mean very homelike. 157 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,721 Oh, my God. There's his iPad. Ugh. 158 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:36,433 Oh. Secret iPad. Someone watching porno? 159 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,959 - He's eight. - And? 160 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,795 When I was eight, I was disgusting. 161 00:07:42,297 --> 00:07:44,274 - Don't put that in there. That's gross. - Why? 162 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,444 - Why is that gross? - Because people lie down in there. 163 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:48,862 - Not gross. You can drink toilet water. - You could do a lot of things. 164 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:50,363 - Exactly. Thirsty? - Please take that... 165 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,766 - You wanna suckle on the threads? - Ew! 166 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,579 What do you wanna do after this? You wanna go to the beach? 167 00:07:56,603 --> 00:07:58,915 Get some oysters? Wanna go see a movie? 168 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:03,293 I can't. I'm busy. I'm putting an offer in on a house, actually. 169 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,129 Yeah. After I do the final walk-through. 170 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:06,838 Nice. What's wrong with this place? 171 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,132 Oh, we've outgrown it. It's too small for the five of us. 172 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,593 There's one bathroom. It's... And... Which is flooding. 173 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,178 - Tell me about the new place. - It's great! 174 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:16,182 It's, um, you know, fixer-upper. Needs a bit of work. 175 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:17,641 Can I come on the walk-through? 176 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,601 - No. - Please. 177 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,310 Please. I'm actually very good with renovations. 178 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,271 - Since when? - I redid most of the bar by myself. 179 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:23,189 Really? 180 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:25,190 Yeah. It was a chicken slaughterhouse when we got it. 181 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,776 - Get out. - Yeah. 182 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,261 - Wow. - We still find feathers and beaks. 183 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:33,096 I know. Seriously, though. Can I come? I'll be very helpful, I promise. 184 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:36,283 Okay. Just don't talk. 185 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,537 - I won't. - Don't... 186 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:39,413 Just don't talk to me or anybody. 187 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,665 - No talking. Perfect. - Nope. 188 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:43,899 So, how often do you see Audrey? 189 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:47,004 Um, I don't know. Every few weeks. 190 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:50,758 I, uh... I still have a bunch of stuff I haven't moved out of the house. 191 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:53,970 So, you know, I'm periodically going back there to get some shit. 192 00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:55,287 What? Why? 193 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,974 Just... You know. Takes a long time to move. 194 00:08:57,998 --> 00:08:59,432 Uh, you can do it in a day. 195 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,126 It's not just the stuff, you know. Gandalf is still there. 196 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,105 - Audrey has Gandalf? - Yeah. 197 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,774 But he was yours first. You love that lizard. 198 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,945 I still love Gandalf. It's just... She insisted on keeping him 199 00:09:10,969 --> 00:09:14,155 'cause she didn't think I was responsible enough to take care of him. 200 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,408 Well, that's ridiculous. 201 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,662 He's like your son in lizard form. You should have custody. 202 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:22,789 I have joint custody, 'cause I go see him all the time. 203 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,774 What? 204 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,004 - What? You can tell me. Tell me. - Nothing. I just... I don't know. 205 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:31,841 It's hard to recover from a divorce if your lives are still totally entwined. 206 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:34,969 Well, divorce is a messy thing. It's not like one day you're married, 207 00:09:34,993 --> 00:09:36,952 the next day you never see each other again. 208 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:41,100 Have you ever thought that you leave your stuff there 209 00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:44,227 and she keeps Gandalf so you two can stay connected 210 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:48,274 and keep this drama or whatever it is alive? 211 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:53,135 Now that you mention it, our arguments are pretty thrilling. 212 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:58,075 - And they often lead to sex. - Mmm. 213 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,659 There you go. There you have it. 214 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,162 Very exciting stuff. 215 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:02,455 No, thank you. 216 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:05,416 - We're talking charged fights. - No, thank you. 217 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,418 - Absolutely not. Nope. - Is that gross to you? 218 00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:11,278 - Don't "yuck" my yum. - Ew! Stop. 219 00:10:12,614 --> 00:10:16,076 So, tell me about this home. Uh, what are we talking about here? 220 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:19,513 - It's, uh... It's got really good bones. - Okay. 221 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,015 Bigger, uh, square footage. There's a pool. 222 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,268 Great. Is it, like, a full teardown? 223 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,770 Just, like, a kind of a renovation-type deal? 224 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:31,006 Mmm. It's not really a teardown or a flip. 225 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,860 It's a... 226 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,679 It's a former assisted living facility. 227 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:39,975 - Oh. - Mmm. 228 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:45,230 Closed after COVID. 229 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:48,000 - I bet it did. - Fuck you. Fuck off. 230 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,109 Uh-huh. 231 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,755 - Just a little bit different. Okay? Yeah. - Interesting. Can't wait to see. 232 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,133 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 233 00:10:56,157 --> 00:11:00,096 - You made it. So glad to see you. - Oh, hi. Nice to see you. 234 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,721 And you must be Charlie. At long last. 235 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,599 - Hi. - It's so nice to finally meet you. 236 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:04,975 - No, no, no. - Hi. No. 237 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,769 - This is Will. He's my contractor. - I'm Will. Yeah. I'm a contractor. 238 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,313 - Oh, great. Glad you came to have a look. - Professional contractor. 239 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,692 And he's also the host of a TV show on Nickelodeon called "We Be Jammin'." 240 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,110 - Uh-huh. - Oh, my goodness. 241 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:18,072 And, um, we teach children to be confident using reggae. 242 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,490 Oh, haven't heard of it. Have to check it out. 243 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,909 Charlie couldn't come today. He was just too slammed at work. 244 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,705 - So... Yeah. - This house is gorgeous. 245 00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:26,788 - Unbelievable. - Yeah. 246 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,041 - The "buttrels." The... The... All of this. - Yeah. 247 00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,876 - The... These, uh, these details. - Mmm. 248 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,669 What... The... 1926, obviously? 249 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,004 - Uh, 1986. - That's what I was gonna say. 250 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,048 - Close. Close. - It's got the 50-year cycle. You know... 251 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:37,758 So, the interior of the house is... 252 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,635 - 6,000 square feet, I would imagine? - It is 3,500 square feet. 253 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,263 - Meh, I don't know about that. - Uh, but... 254 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,806 - You sure? - Oh, yeah. 255 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,182 Why don't we check that? I'll eyeball it. 256 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,850 - Yeah. The lot is 6,000. - Yeah, we'll eyeball it. 257 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,227 So, it presents as a 6K there. 258 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,272 Come on in and see it. We're gonna do our fourth, 259 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:54,232 and hopefully final, walk-through. 260 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,650 - Come on! - Praise Jah. 261 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,611 - Look at this. - Yeah. 262 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:00,947 And you got seven chess boards, which is not easy to find. Even now. 263 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,701 So, keep your mind clear, this is a whole remodel. Yes. 264 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,702 Wow. 265 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,080 Yes. Yes. This could be the foyer or... 266 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,249 Yeah. Nice high ceilings. 267 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,918 Very high, very spacious... 268 00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:13,961 - Can barely touch 'em. - Great acoustics. Yeah. 269 00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:15,629 - Yeah, great acoustics. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 270 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,548 - And it's in a school system here. 271 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,716 Mm-hmm. 272 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,302 Lots of railings and ramps if safety is your thing. 273 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,620 - Look at this. Does this work? - Yeah, and... 274 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,335 It does! It works. 275 00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,758 Could you actually, uh, return that to its starting position, please? 276 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,581 Thank you. Thank you so much. 277 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,543 What's this? 278 00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,918 Medic. Medic. Medic. 279 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,754 Medic. Medic. Medic. Medi... 280 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,738 Jesus Christ. Whoa. 281 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:02,176 Everybody loves that button. 282 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,302 But you know what? The good thing is, 283 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,389 with the wiring in the ceiling, you could just put in a sound system... 284 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,724 - Oh, yeah. - Throughout the whole... 285 00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,017 - That is a good idea. - No, not... 286 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,059 - Oh. Oh. - Uh, yes, 287 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,979 - we've got to clear all this stuff out. - Well, that works. 288 00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:15,981 - Yeah... I guess so. My goodne... - That suits you. 289 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,484 - Oh, I would just, um... - I wouldn't sit in that. 290 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,068 - Don't even... Don't... - Be careful there. Do... 291 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,364 - Oh, no, no. I wouldn't do that. What... - I'm good. It's like a little hammock. 292 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:26,075 - So, uh... So, you're the contractor? - You got it. 293 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:29,370 Yes, I've been "contractoring" for, uh, over a decade now. 294 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,873 And we've never crossed paths in all that time. 295 00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:34,332 Uh, I think we have, actually. You just don't remember me. 296 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,210 - I think I would remember. - No. 297 00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:38,360 Yeah. Uh-huh. 298 00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:40,005 Ooh. 299 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:43,509 - Yeah, so this is my favorite room. - Wow. 300 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,760 It's got a real East Coast kind of vibe about it. 301 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,264 Yeah, sort of colonial hospice, Cape Cod mortuary. 302 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,475 Yeah, I'm gonna knock that wall down and make this the big dining room 303 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,020 - where we can entertain, and... Yeah. - Nice. Very cool. Very cool. 304 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:57,273 Does it feel to you like someone has died in this room? 305 00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:59,107 'Cause it feels to me like someone has died in here. 306 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,443 - It's irrelevant. - Not in this room. Yep. 307 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,446 All right. Does all this stuff come with the place, 308 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:06,823 or do the owners, uh, plan on taking it with them into the next realm? 309 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,620 Can you just stop? Just stop, please. I know you're having fun, but I... 310 00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:11,787 - Enough. - Okay, I'm sorry. 311 00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:14,081 You're right. It's too much. You're right. 312 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:16,500 - Thank you. Thank you. - I apologize. The wood is very nice. 313 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,777 - Uh, that's not real wood. - Oh, well, great. 314 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:22,215 And this would be Simon's room. 315 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,240 Oh, it's got a little kitchen. 316 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,369 Every boy's dream. 317 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,476 Thank you. 318 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,254 - This is Frances's. - This one has a full-size fridge. 319 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,692 There's teeth and blood in here. 320 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:48,198 But, um, I could contractor that right out of here, no problem. Easy. 321 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:51,183 - Yeah, that's easy to deal with. - Yeah. 322 00:14:52,936 --> 00:14:56,730 - And this would be Maeve's room. - Oh, another little kitchen. 323 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,900 What the fuck? 324 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,465 - You saw that, right? You guys saw that? - Drafts. Just drafts. 325 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,799 That's happened before? 326 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,366 Let's check out the parlor. 327 00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,761 That was not a draft. 328 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,514 I mean, the kids will love that. 329 00:15:11,538 --> 00:15:12,581 Love what? 330 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,768 What are you talking about? 331 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,062 And this would be our bedroom. 332 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,105 Ooh, the primary. 333 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,274 Yeah, and obviously, you know, 334 00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,400 we would put up a wall between the toilet and the bedroom. 335 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:26,403 And we'd move the kitchenette, and the IV rack, 336 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,530 and the rubber curtain, and the rubber curtain rack, 337 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,116 - and the rails, and the safety bars, and... - Mm-hmm. 338 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,119 Yeah, and then we'd just put a few windows here... 339 00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,037 - Oh, yeah. - Somehow. 340 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,371 Oh, that's easy. You just blow right through that wall. 341 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,148 That is not an exterior wall. 342 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:39,793 Look at this. 343 00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:42,003 - Medic. Medic. - Jesus! Sorry. Sorry. 344 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,837 - Medic. Medic. Medic. - You wanna press it twice. 345 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,572 - Medic. Medic. Me... - You wanna press it twice. It's... 346 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,243 - Looks different from the other button. - Yeah. 347 00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:51,912 Cool. 348 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,514 Got a poo chair. 349 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,081 Yeah. 350 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,642 - Comes with. Yeah. - Yeah. 351 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,000 - All right. - Yeah, I just... 352 00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:59,919 - Fix it up. - Mm-hmm. 353 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,610 - Please don't get in that thing. - I really want to. 354 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,613 - Please. I'm begging you. - I really, really want to. 355 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,013 Oh, man. 356 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,116 What does, uh... What does Charlie think of this place? 357 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,368 - He loves it. - Yeah. 358 00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:17,330 But at this point, he would love anything that was bigger and that we could afford. 359 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,123 He'd move into an abandoned Blockbuster if he could. 360 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,316 Those are all GNCs now, unfortunately. 361 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:24,586 But, uh, can I be honest with you? 362 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,838 No, please, stick to your usual tact and charm. 363 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,549 Okay, this place, uh, is a nightmare. 364 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,760 And it will cost so much money 365 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:35,806 to make this anything other than something that is terrible. 366 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,017 Why don't you move into somewhere more turnkey, you know? 367 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,434 Isn't-Isn't Charlie a lawyer? 368 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,062 Uh, yeah, but we have three kids and one income. 369 00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:44,731 And we live in the second most expensive city in America. 370 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,484 So stop mooching and get a job. 371 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:49,278 I've been out of the workforce for 13 years, raising my children. 372 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,821 I can't just "get a job." 373 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,365 I'll sign you up for ZipRecruiter, okay? 374 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:56,994 Some of the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth have jobs. You can get a job. 375 00:16:57,018 --> 00:17:00,413 Look, if we want to get a bigger house, this is what we can afford. 376 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:05,169 So, I'm just gonna roll up my sleeves and fix this thing up. 377 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,962 It'll take a few years, and then we'll move in. 378 00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,964 Yeah, a few years, a few crucifixes. 379 00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,550 Listen, we live very different lives, Will. That's the fact, okay? 380 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,720 You can do whatever you want and go wherever you want 381 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,472 with your crazy hats and whatever. 382 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:21,227 Being a mom is basically doing a lot of things you don't wanna do. 383 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,144 You sound like a robot, okay? 384 00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,646 Those are not written rules. Just bail on this motherfucker. 385 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:26,982 - What? - Yeah. 386 00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,442 Charlie wants to move. 387 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,069 And the kids are getting older, and they need more space. 388 00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,195 Do you wanna live here? 389 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,949 Of course I don't wanna fucking live here. What are you talking about? 390 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,660 - No. - I don't. I... It's a haunted nightmare. 391 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:42,038 Well, then why don't we get out of here, douse ourselves in holy water, 392 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,441 and tell Charlie that you are not moving into this place? 393 00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:50,404 I'll tell Charlie if you go to Audrey's place and get your stuff 394 00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:52,549 and just make a clean break. 395 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:55,010 This is emotional blackmail. 396 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,555 Because I care about you you're gonna force me to do a thing 397 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,307 - I don't wanna do? - I care more about you. 398 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,599 - I don't know about that. - You need to 399 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,351 - get out of that relationship. - I don't know about that. 400 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,734 - You need to get out of that girl's house. - You know what? 401 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,565 You're fucking on. Calling your shit. 402 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,025 - Really? Oh. - I'll do it. Yes. 403 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,925 - Now, pull the plug. Yes. - Really? 404 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,445 Tell the scary lady you don't wanna live here. 405 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,865 - So now I have to do it? - You do. Right now. They're coming. 406 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,825 - We're on. We did it. We made the deal. - How I'm supposed... 407 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,326 - Go. Say it. Just go. - I'm too scared. 408 00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,619 - Say it. - Could you say it? 409 00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:22,078 All right, everybody. 410 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,373 - It's paperwork time. - Oh. 411 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:28,251 I know, I know, everybody hates paperwork. But I will make it fun and fast. 412 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:30,962 - We're just gonna get your name right th... - Ah! 413 00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:33,590 I'm so sorry, I just... I can't do it. 414 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:35,425 - You got to be kidding me. - I'm just... I'm s... 415 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,179 I'm fired. I'm definitely fired. I know. 416 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,038 Let's be honest. This place is terrible, okay? 417 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,959 I mean, it's a real shitburger. 418 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,394 - It was my dad's. - Oh. 419 00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,212 Ah. I'm so sorry. 420 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,760 Oh, my God! Whoo! 421 00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:56,989 Oh, I feel so much better. 422 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,450 I'm not doing mine. Let's not do mine. I don't wanna do it. 423 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,951 - Let's get ice cream instead, okay? - No. 424 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,994 - I'll buy you ice cream. - We are going to do your thing. 425 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,413 - I don't want to. No. - No. Absolutely not. 426 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,123 - Come on, please. Please. - Absolutely not. 427 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,791 - We are going. We are going. - It's so final. 428 00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:10,545 Once I take my stuff out, I will never step foot in that house again, 429 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,256 - and I hate thinking of that. - Will, we're going. 430 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,673 We're doing it. You're gonna feel good. 431 00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,826 - Oh, fuck. - It's gonna be good. Whoo! 432 00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,604 She's not home. Looks like it's not meant to be. Let's go. 433 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,337 Let's go around the side. Come on. 434 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,050 Hello? 435 00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:44,435 Oh, my God. 436 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:46,873 It's Gandalf. 437 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,290 Aw. 438 00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:49,500 - Look at him. - He looks miserable. 439 00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,169 - He looks so dejected. So sad. - Yeah. He sees you. 440 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,797 - Hi. Hi. Hi. Aw. - He does. Look. Hi. 441 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,298 - Hi. - He just lit up. 442 00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:58,657 - Aw, he's so... Mmm. - His whole demeanor just shifted. 443 00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,118 - Hi. - He lit up like a light. 444 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,471 - Hi, little buddy. - She's not home. 445 00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:05,641 Call her and figure out a time to get your stuff. 446 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,268 - Okay? Let's go. - No, no. We gotta do it now. 447 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,186 I'm gonna lose my nerve. I need you for support. 448 00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,771 - Let's do it right now, okay? - All right... how? 449 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,773 You gotta get on all fours, climb through this dog door. 450 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,151 - What? No. - You gotta do it. 451 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,736 - It's the only way. - You do it. 452 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,362 - I won't fit, I've tried. Trust me. - Come on. 453 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,574 You gotta be very, very slender 454 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,784 - and fit and flexible. - Oh. Oh. 455 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,663 - Overall small, long torso, long legs. - Mmm. Ooh. 456 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,707 - I know what you're doing. - Very narrow. 457 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:33,251 - Oh, I like it. I like it. Okay. - Good. Get through that doggy door. 458 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,046 All right. I can do this. 459 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,047 Hurry, hurry. 460 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:39,508 Don't look at my ass unless you want to get hypnotized. 461 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,926 With all due respect, I do not. 462 00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,493 Just go. Come on. 463 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,267 - Very graceful. Nice. - Yes. 464 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,103 - Look at that. Whoo! - You got it. Yes. Good. Good, good. 465 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,587 Nice. Get the door. Get the door. Get the door. 466 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,550 - Nice. Good job. Here. - Yes. Come on. 467 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,802 - This way. - Yeah. 468 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,501 Uh, Will, what are you doing? 469 00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:16,002 Audrey, you're... you're home. 470 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:19,839 Will, you told me that this was your house. What are you doing? 471 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,509 - What... What are you doing? - Sylvi... 472 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,010 - No, I didn't. Wh... - Sylvia, don't play dumb. 473 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,180 I saw you crawl through the doggy door on the security camera. 474 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,391 You didn't tell me that you had a fucking security camera. 475 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,433 You wouldn't have done that if you knew we did. 476 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:33,395 I-I... Look, in his defense, he's just trying to come and get his stuff 477 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,772 - and make a clean break. That's it. - You don't get your stuff. 478 00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:37,732 - I want my stuff. - You don't get your stuff 479 00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:39,861 because I'm pretty sure you can find an old hairbrush 480 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:43,239 and a cell phone charger somewhere else instead of using it as a pathetic excuse 481 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,284 - to come and stalk me. - Oh, I'm stalking you now? 482 00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:47,742 As if. 483 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,371 What the fuck, Sylvia? Why are you even here? 484 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,248 Don't you have kids and a family? 485 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,666 I do. Do you... Yes, you remembered. I do, yes. 486 00:21:54,691 --> 00:21:56,460 Well, if you really cared about Will, 487 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,671 you wouldn't pull him into whatever screwed up dynamic 488 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,631 - you two have from years ago. - Okay. 489 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,509 You're like a couple of teenage girls with your stupid nicknames 490 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,469 and the catchphrases and the inside jokes. 491 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,596 You'd be on the phone until 4 a.m. all the time. 492 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:10,724 I was up with a colicky baby. Who else was I supposed to talk to? 493 00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:13,184 - Your husband. - He was asleep. We had a system. 494 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,563 Okay, so I was doing the nights and he would do the mornings. 495 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:16,855 So I would be, uh, breastfeeding... 496 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,356 I don't give a shit. 497 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:22,028 Your whole thing was so weird and destructive. 498 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,321 He would invite you to our date nights. 499 00:22:24,346 --> 00:22:26,156 He would wear clothes that you picked out for him. 500 00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:28,201 What was I supposed to do? Not set boundaries? 501 00:22:28,224 --> 00:22:29,201 It wasn't good for him. 502 00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:30,744 You know what? Now that we're broken up, 503 00:22:30,769 --> 00:22:34,248 I don't have to listen to your fucking righteous bullshit speeches anymore, okay? 504 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,458 Actually, you kind of do 505 00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:37,417 because you're standing in my dining room 506 00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:40,528 after crawling through the fucking doggy door like a fucking dog. 507 00:22:41,363 --> 00:22:43,298 - Should we fuck? - Get the fuck out! 508 00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:44,467 Get out! 509 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,759 Do you mind if I use your toilet? 510 00:22:45,784 --> 00:22:47,886 - I'm so sorry to ask. - Yes, just get out. 511 00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:49,246 Thank you. 512 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,290 Oh, she makes me so mad. 513 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,977 - You did really well. - Did I? 514 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,896 Yeah, except for the part where you begged her to have sex with you. 515 00:22:57,921 --> 00:23:01,608 Yeah, that... in retrospect, uh, felt a little pathetic. 516 00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,068 - Yeah. - If I had just... 517 00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:04,487 She was sending mixed signals, right? 518 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,404 - Uh, I didn't read that. - Really? 519 00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:08,156 - No. - Were we not in the same room? 520 00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:09,807 I have something to cheer you up. 521 00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:15,957 - It's Gandalf. - Yeah. 522 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,625 - Hey. - Oh. 523 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:20,169 - Look, you rescued him. - Yeah. 524 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,797 - He's already happier. I can tell. - He looks so elated. 525 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,154 He looks ten years younger. 526 00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:26,675 Thank you. Hello, baby. 527 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,884 - Yeah. - He's very sweet. 528 00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:30,054 Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Not... No. 529 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,122 Back off! Back off. I don't like it. 530 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,474 - Look at him. - We gotta get out of here. 531 00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,102 Can you believe she said we were destructive? 532 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:38,520 No. We're exactly the opposite. 533 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,922 - We are constructive. We create. - We're constructive. 534 00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,484 - Oh! - Whoa! 535 00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:47,613 What happened? Oh. Oh! 536 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,657 - Nice! Yes! Yes! - Oh, the shame. 537 00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:52,492 - Oh. - Oh, I'm sorry, Audrey. 538 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:55,162 Gandalf is so jacked up off of this shit. 539 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,438 Oh. G-dawg. 540 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:05,654 Okay. 541 00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,259 All right. Here we go. This is perfect. 542 00:24:09,284 --> 00:24:11,554 - So this is you, huh? - This is me. 543 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,597 - This is the hood. Nice. - This is it, yeah. 544 00:24:13,622 --> 00:24:16,767 It's really nice during the day. At night, a little weird. 545 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,895 It's a lot of dogs barking and humans screaming. 546 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,605 And the occasional loud bang 547 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:23,816 that you don't wanna ask too many questions about. 548 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:24,942 - You know what I mean? - Well... 549 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,527 - Yeah, but I like it. - It's interesting. 550 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:27,885 - Yeah. - Yeah. 551 00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:35,827 Well, thank you for today. 552 00:24:35,852 --> 00:24:38,205 I don't think I would've had the courage to say no to that dump 553 00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:41,083 if it hadn't been for your opinion. So, thank you for that. 554 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,461 Well, thank you for, uh, you know, 555 00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:47,589 finally making me... cut ties with Audrey 556 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,508 and pull that Band-Aid off. 557 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:53,994 I should obviously not be seeing her ever, so... so thank you. 558 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:57,665 And... 559 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,042 - And? - And... 560 00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,605 - Thank you for rescuing Gandalf... - Yes, you're welcome. 561 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:06,107 - From that terrible environment. - You're welcome. 562 00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:07,609 He says thank you as well. 563 00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:08,861 Look how elated he is. 564 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,571 Yeah. Look at that. 565 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:13,472 - Really appreciate it. - You're welcome. 566 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:17,827 The thing is, if I'm being honest, 567 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:20,564 I'm not really cut out to take care of Gandalf. 568 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,375 You're not cut out to take care of a lizard? 569 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,586 I'm actually not cut out to take care of really anything, including myself. 570 00:25:26,611 --> 00:25:28,798 It's a huge reason why me and Audrey got divorced. 571 00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:31,592 - Will you take him? Please, take him. - Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 572 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,302 You have an instinct to protect him. I saw it in you. 573 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:37,056 Under no circumstances am I taking that lizard. 574 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,891 So, you were just driving home, 575 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:41,292 and you thought we needed a bearded dragon? 576 00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:44,771 Yeah, it was with one of those lizard adoption things 577 00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:46,022 on the side of the road. 578 00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:47,525 And I... My heart just broke. 579 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,527 Really? 'Cause you never wanted a pet before. 580 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,112 It's for the kids. 581 00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:53,221 - Most people get dogs. - Dogs are a lot of work. 582 00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:55,031 So you're sure about the house? 583 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:57,326 You don't wanna go by, check it out one last time? 584 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,037 No, that house is such a hassle. 585 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,021 - Mmm. - And Will agreed. He saw it too. 586 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,208 Oh, Will was there? 587 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,067 Mm-hmm. Yeah, he just came by. Fresh set of eyes. 588 00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,171 Oh. 589 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,740 What do you wanna call him? I was thinking of... 590 00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:15,428 - Gandalf. - No, I don't like that. 591 00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:16,470 - That's weird. - Yeah? 592 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,431 - What about Jessipa? - Ooh. 593 00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:19,640 You mean Jessica? 594 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:20,932 No, Jessipa. 595 00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,959 - She's... - Do you even like lizards? 596 00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:25,420 Oh, yeah, I love them. 597 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,713 Love them. 598 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,429 Look at her face. 599 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,865 - I can tell she loves it here. - Yeah. 600 00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:38,224 I love Jessipa.