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(酵母男孩,雜貨舖)

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有很多地方買得到雞蛋三明治

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而且不用排一個小時

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你沒吃過這家

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-我跟你說,等待是值得的
-好

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-有威爾的外送
-我就是威爾

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-給你
-什麼?

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-真謝謝你
-用餐愉快

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-祝你有愉快的一天
-給我好評

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你插隊

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沒錯

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-好聰明
-總會有變通方式

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-乾杯
-乾杯

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我們要繼續排隊嗎?

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-要
-好

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這是體驗的一部分

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很棒,謝謝妳

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妳很愛排隊吧?

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我們是在幹嘛?這是二手店耶

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這不是在排隊
而是一群暴民等著商店開門

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今天1美元可買0.45公斤

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他們開門,我們就要衝進去
能抓多少就抓多少

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天啊,我覺得壓力好大
我們為何要這樣做?

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-冷靜一點
-天啊,要開始了

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那傢伙他媽的插隊

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快進去

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-天啊,先拿這些
-好

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-直接丟?
-直接丟

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-直接丟?我這樣丟對嗎?
-你做得很好

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-這樣沒錯嗎?
-對,很好

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這好看嗎?這件好看嗎?

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-我不知道
-我也不知道

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我壓力好大,這件好看嗎?

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-這件好看嗎?
-不好看,是米色的

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這件是什麼鬼?泳褲?好噁喔,天啊

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{\an8}-天啊
-怎樣?

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{\an8}(小甜甜布蘭妮)

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{\an8}-我找到布蘭妮巡演的T恤
-有這麼棒嗎?

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{\an8}這是2000年《愛的再告白》巡演的T恤

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-喂,走開,死牛仔
-喂

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-這樣好色又好噁心
-好棒喔

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-我們可以出去嗎?
-不

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-才剛開始而已,快點
-好

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這裡可以挖到很多寶

45
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我們身上會有臭蟲

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沒關係,我已經長過了,沒那麼可怕

47
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你想放點音樂嗎?

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好,妳想聽什麼?

49
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-亞莉藍妮克絲如何?
-好

50
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你現在跟著廣告跳舞

51
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這不是廣...這是安妮藍妮克絲的歌

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-我是說“亞莉藍妮克絲”
-亞莉藍妮克絲?

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對

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-有這個人?
-有

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哇,我不知道

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我以為妳只是把“安妮藍妮克絲”講錯
我又不想對妳說教

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-我不知道現在有位亞莉藍妮克絲
-有亞莉藍妮克絲

58
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-她真的很會唱
-哇,那真不錯

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不知道安妮做何感想?

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-哇
-是啊

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-看看這景色
-很美吧?

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這就是我從科羅拉多州搬來的原因

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是啊

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嗨

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我只是...

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我最近離婚了,妳知道嗎?
很近期的事,所以...

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我只是得說
我還沒準備好進入一段認真的感情

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我們只約會過幾次

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對,當然,很好,我不該說那些的

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我說的時候,心想
“這樣太蠢了,千萬別說”,我只是...

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我很喜歡妳
我只是想確認我們有共識,妳懂嗎?

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-天啊,那是機關槍凱利嗎?
-我不知道

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我從沒看過他
除了梅根福克斯在紅地毯上咬他的乳頭

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他好帥,他是地球上最性感的人

75
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那傢伙是地球上最性感的人?
顯然他要排在我後面

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你錯過了什麼?你要看清楚

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不,我懂,只是他不是我的菜

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我比較喜歡壯一點、結實一點的那種

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就像是“冷石”史蒂夫奧斯汀那種
妳懂嗎?

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那種才是我的菜

81
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不,他頹廢、有才華
又是音樂人,就像...

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他看起來像一具有刺青的屍體

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看起來像從遇難猶太人紀念中心
跑出來的人

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要比賽誰先到山下嗎?

85
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開玩笑的,那樣的話我會死掉

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快點,我們走

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《柏拉圖式關係》

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-你在聽誰的歌?
-亞莉藍妮克絲

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哇,她的歌聲變了好多

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我跟妳說,妳想的是安妮藍妮克絲

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妳這年紀的人很常犯這個錯

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我指的是非常老的人

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-真有亞莉藍妮克絲這個人?
-有亞莉藍妮克絲

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我們得接受這件事

95
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我的頭皮這麼痛是正常的嗎?

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只是你體內剩餘的尊嚴在痛

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-妳說過不會取笑我
-那我該怎麼做?

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你一個大男人在漂頭髮,太荒謬了

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我再也不會請妳幫忙跟頭髮有關的事了

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這是為了某個女生嗎?

101
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不,沒有什麼女生

102
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只是想在新的階段換個新的樣子

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就跟剪瀏海一樣的意思

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-不曉得耶
-看起來會很酷

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妳看到後會說:“看起來其實滿酷的”

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科克富里金那邊呢?

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我下週要面試

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-真的嗎?
-對

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我也查了K他命要過多久
才不會被驗出來,別擔心

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很好...如果妳需要乾淨的尿
我有認識的人可以提供

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-哇
-嗨

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-這裡好像髮廊,嗨
-嘿,嗨,你好嗎?

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你們在笑什麼?

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沒事,天啊
沒什麼,一個爛...蠢笑話而已

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-不,跟我說吧
-不...

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寶貝,今天還好嗎?你好帥

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工作很順利,對
嘿,妳看房子看得怎麼樣?

118
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我今天沒去,因為有人急著弄頭髮

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-老兄,我要染成白金色
-對,老兄,我們要染成白金色

120
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我們要去邦迪海灘,衝個浪

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去諾斯科特,雷諾克斯角

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-朋友,衝個浪
-對

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你懂我意思吧?去拜倫灣

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-快點
-很好

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好,那好吧

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朋友,小心大白鯊

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-是啊,朋友
-對

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給妳

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謝謝

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剛剛那樣有點怪吧?

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-什麼?
-妳跟威爾

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什麼意思?你得講清楚一點

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拜託,我是指妳在我們家廚房
撫摸一個成年男人的頭髮

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一個女人幫她朋友大改造有什麼不對的?

135
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妳不覺得有點太親密嗎?

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畢竟他沒穿上衣,所以...

137
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但他穿著垃圾袋

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寶貝,你跟我結婚時就知道我很愛大改造

139
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好,如果是這樣
那妳為何從來沒幫我大改造過?

140
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因為你不需要

141
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因為你沒有中年危機,謝天謝地

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因為你這樣就很完美了

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-你真可愛
-好吧

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我們的本田休旅車也很完美

145
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而且他們每年都加入新元素

146
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怎麼了?

147
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不知道耶,就是...沒事

148
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只是感覺你們玩得很開心

149
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那樣很辛苦耶

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你知道怎樣好玩?睡滿八小時

151
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-好
-快點,9點了

152
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我們一定要睡八小時

153
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我忘了他們兩個在一起時有多討厭

154
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他們的友情好像排除了所有人,也排除我

155
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聽著,每個人都需要婚姻以外的友情

156
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沒人能從單一個人身上得到全部所需

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就因為她喜歡跟這個人鬼混

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不代表她不愛你

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對,我先聲明,我知道他們沒有外遇

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希薇亞也沒有出軌

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不,希薇亞絕不會這麼做
只是他們兩人之間那種小小的興奮感

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穿著特別服裝,互相調情

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很正常啊,大家都會這樣,我們現在也是

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-我們是嗎?
-是

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只不過我絕不會跟你上床

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你是我想結婚的對象
有趣的是,凡妮莎才是我想上床的對象

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-而艾伯特是你想殺的對象?
-沒錯

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先說清楚,我知道威爾和希薇亞沒有上床

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但這感覺幾乎像是

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他們因為有可能上床而覺得興奮

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這我不確定

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而我不能表示意見

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因為如果我說了,就顯得自己很古板
竟然會有這種想法

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我擔心你現在腦袋有點短路

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就像掃地機器人卡在角落那樣鬼打牆

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但他們有可能上床

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而她明知道我知道他們有可能上床

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卻不能說什麼,真的很糟糕

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-掃地機器人
-對

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我跟你說,也許是我自己的錯
才會覺得如此被排擠

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-我從沒試著跟威爾打好關係過
-別再想了

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也許我應該邀他一起去明天的道奇隊比賽

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好,我不建議那樣做,那是公司活動

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對,那樣一定會很好玩,我們一起出去玩

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我在這裡嗎?你聽得到我說話嗎?

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有...我聽得到

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威爾是希薇亞的朋友,不是你的朋友
而且根本沒什麼好擔心的

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你說得對

189
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希薇亞的老公邀我去看棒球比賽

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慘了

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她老公吃醋了嗎?

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不曉得耶
你最近常跟希薇亞在一起,對吧?

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對,大約佔我空閒時間的10%到15%

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好,那就差不多是她100%的空閒時間

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她有先生,又有兩個小孩什麼的
這兩件事真的會讓人很忙

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然後,恕我直言,但你走進他們的生活

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他一定會不高興

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00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,752
-對,他會揍爆你
-他才不會揍爆我

199
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,963
-不,真的,他會扁死你
-不會

200
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,966
我老實說,他就是個無趣的人

201
00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:13,345
如果有一部皮克斯電影
主角是一杯水,他們一定會找他來演

202
00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,222
-我懂你的意思
-一小杯無聊的水

203
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,350
不知道耶,威爾,我遇到無聊的人時
我喜歡問他們問題

204
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,269
像是:“去動物園時
都先去哪個展區?”

205
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,729
-你都先去哪個展區?
-蝦子區

206
00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,106
什麼?

207
00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,274
你的新髮型是在

208
00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,693
我們跟強尼66公司
開行銷會議時做的嗎?

209
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,570
-是那天早上嗎?
-是的,長官,沒錯

210
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,904
不,是昨天

211
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,656
我只是不想管那件事

212
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,284
你知道參加這些會議
也是你該死工作的一部分吧?

213
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,870
-歐瑪當時還得假裝是你,老兄
-對,那實在是...

214
00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,539
那場視訊會議超無聊的
真不懂你們怎麼做得到

215
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,624
我去拿裝罐機的這個零件

216
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,543
裝罐機?那種事叫歐瑪做就好了

217
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,295
我沒駕照,所以...

218
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,173
聽著,兄弟,你是釀酒師,對吧?

219
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,049
他們想聽我們該死的釀酒師的意見

220
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,261
對,我跟你說,我同意跟強尼66談合作

221
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:58,056
但我沒同意參加一堆
無聊的視訊會議什麼的

222
00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,141
好

223
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,226
還有這...我不想去看棒球賽,就這樣

224
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,937
我會跟一堆律師在律師包廂裡嗎?

225
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,230
那樣實在太可怕了

226
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:09,484
查理約你去看棒球比賽?
他沒跟我說這件事

227
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:13,238
好,我只是覺得會很尷尬,對吧?

228
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,574
不會,才不會尷尬

229
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:19,328
你只是跟他和他公司的朋友
一起去看比賽,沒什麼大不了的

230
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,289
-你們以前也一起出去過
-我們從來沒有一起出去過

231
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,416
你們一起去拿披薩那次呢?

232
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,336
那不叫出去玩
我們只是一起去拿披薩而已

233
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,254
他問我有沒有看過《命運階梯》

234
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:33,008
我騙他說有
然後就進入一段尷尬的假對話

235
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,636
就是我一直假裝有看過《命運階梯》

236
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,138
我...他邀我很奇怪吧?

237
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,224
不會,一點都不怪

238
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,143
好,我要掛了,再見

239
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,063
超怪的

240
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,607
我就跟妳說,查理遲早會吃醋

241
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,109
不,但我們結婚這麼久了

242
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,530
他根本不記得以前會對我有這些感覺

243
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,948
我是說妳會嫉妒妳的沙發嗎?

244
00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:57,950
會,因為它一直坐著

245
00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,576
聽著

246
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:01,370
若妳愛一個人

247
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:06,124
對方卻整天都在跟別人玩,妳會...

248
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,086
我想說的那個詞是什麼?

249
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,879
對,吃醋

250
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,006
不好意思

251
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,883
怎樣?

252
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,179
我跟妳說,我跟查理聊聊
把事情說清楚吧

253
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,514
-妳應該要這樣做
-對

254
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,225
我們每次把事情講開,都會覺得好多了

255
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,270
這就是我們婚姻的其中一個優點
我們善於溝通

256
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,482
-比賽日,太棒了
-對

257
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,235
-怎樣?
-怎樣?

258
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,113
-妳...
-沒事,開心玩吧

259
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,906
-好
-好

260
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,991
-再見
-再見

261
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,124
現在真的要這樣了
請你向我保證你會保持冷靜

262
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,458
我當然會冷靜

263
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,919
從往例來看,你在這種時刻都會有點緊繃

264
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,921
你在說什麼?我只是來享受一場棒球比賽

265
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,839
好

266
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,634
-嘿,你們好嗎?
-威爾,兄弟啊

267
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,639
-不,天啊,你還好嗎?
-真抱歉

268
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,561
給你

269
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,398
-在第六區
-好,對,很高興見到你們

270
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,566
對

271
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,859
抱歉我沒帶球衣

272
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,694
而且我完全不懂運動

273
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571
所以你們得跟我解釋情況

274
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,822
規則等等的

275
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,618
道奇隊唯一的規則
就是一定要吃個道奇熱狗

276
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,036
給你

277
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,538
維瓦斯,他媽的接球啊

278
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,334
-你得吃一口道奇熱狗
-不用了,沒關係

279
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,252
-快點,吃一口
-不用了

280
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,171
一定要吃,這是看比賽的目的

281
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,380
不用了

282
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,925
-你從沒吃過道奇熱狗?
-從沒吃過道奇熱狗

283
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,927
-你一定得吃那熱狗
-沒關係,這裡不夠...

284
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,762
-這裡不夠給我吃
-我們可以一起吃

285
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,972
-我們不用一起吃
-要,像《小姐與流氓》那樣

286
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,265
好,吃吧

287
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,435
-快吃...
-查理,不,查理,沒有人這樣吃的

288
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,062
吃...

289
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,733
一定要拍照,太可愛了

290
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,820
我來拍,別動,等一下

291
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,741
不...等等,我要調一下光圈,換個光圈

292
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,827
-他很會拍照
-好

293
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,083
在換鏡頭,好了

294
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,002
得把景深調對,適合的景深

295
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,130
好了,等等,好了

296
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,635
很好,你們看

297
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,555
-套上懷舊濾鏡一定會很好看
-很好

298
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,890
我趕快拍一張,就可以傳給希薇亞

299
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,309
-對,我們再拍一張吧
-你可以拍照嗎?

300
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,603
-好
-謝了,來拍吧,好

301
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,858
要拍影片嗎?我好像把它鎖起來了

302
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,942
抱歉

303
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,153
好,可以了,對

304
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,031
-好了嗎?說“熱狗”
-還是很可愛

305
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:43,949
熱狗

306
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,206
-給你
-好,謝謝,拍得真好

307
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,041
查理說你開了一家酒吧?

308
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,626
對,我是酒吧的共同負責人

309
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,962
-好,酒吧在哪裡?
-在藝術區,叫“幸運幣”

310
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,673
幸運幣?老兄,我去過,那裡很酷

311
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,177
嘿,查理,你沒跟我們說過
你老婆的男朋友是幸運幣的老闆

312
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,971
-他的什麼?
-你老婆的男朋友

313
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,890
我們本來就是這樣叫他的

314
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,558
不,我從沒...

315
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,188
嘿,加油,輕鬆解決這三個

316
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,320
-嘿
-你好

317
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,988
你看比賽開心嗎?

318
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073
開心,比我想像得好玩

319
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,787
嘿,很抱歉我同事說那種話,我...

320
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,247
-我...
-沒關係

321
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,499
跟你說一聲,我現在有約會對象

322
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,876
-真的嗎?太好了
-對

323
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,127
-我為你高興
-謝謝

324
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,589
她是我離婚後第一個
有感覺的對象,所以...

325
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,965
-很好,重回情場
-對

326
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,760
她比我年輕很多,所以有點代溝

327
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,805
-她以為《威鯨闖天關》是饒舌歌手
-對

328
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,599
她是真的這樣以為

329
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,186
那種事沒關係,只要...

330
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,856
如果你喜歡她,也覺得很開心
就順其自然

331
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,858
-謝謝
-對

332
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,610
很好的建議,我很感激

333
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,904
我知道,我常常會自己想太多

334
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,988
是嗎?

335
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:09,243
所以我竟然把我老婆的朋友
拖來參加公司活動

336
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,957
-我喝了很多啤酒
-對,我也是

337
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,419
-你應該買一頂道奇的帽子
-是啊

338
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,172
我很樂意花90美元
買一頂一生只會戴一次的帽子

339
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,635
我好像懂了

340
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,679
你可以喝醉一整天

341
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:33,100
吃著用頭盔裝的墨西哥食物,棒球很好玩

342
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,311
對,你越來越懂了,你開始能接受了

343
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,146
來買冰啤酒...

344
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,690
你要再一罐啤酒嗎?

345
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:40,983
當然好

346
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,151
這可以說是我最棒的一次約會

347
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,655
先生,你把我當國王一樣伺候

348
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,739
那是當然

349
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,203
陛下,我不勝感激

350
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,580
謝謝,我的忠臣

351
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,832
喂,殿下,坐下來

352
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,542
謝謝

353
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,378
五號,弗萊迪弗里曼

354
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756
-要叫他起來嗎?
-不用,他每次都睡著

355
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925
說真的,很好玩

356
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,219
下次我們有票時,我再跟你說吧?

357
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,763
如果你們沒事,可以來我的酒吧

358
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,890
離這裡很近

359
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,642
發生第七局那場災難後,我需要喝酒

360
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,353
-我賠了四千美元
-不

361
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,399
(幸運幣啤酒公司)

362
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,444
老兄,這些太好喝了

363
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,071
每一種都...品質超好的

364
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,364
非常謝謝你

365
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,116
你知道誰全都不喜歡嗎?

366
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,451
你老婆

367
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,536
-她超討厭啤酒
-對,沒錯,對

368
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,163
不過她喜歡白酒加冰塊

369
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,624
你知道她還喜歡什麼嗎?
她很喜歡這間酒吧

370
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,541
-是嗎?
-對

371
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710
你們兩個總是在做瘋狂的事

372
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,878
對

373
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,796
我跟她沒有像那樣的夜晚

374
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,216
你們不需要那樣的夜晚
那不是她愛你的原因

375
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,176
因為你是個穩定的傻屌

376
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,928
我...你在說什麼?

377
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,640
你是個...你成熟又負責任,你懂嗎?

378
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,850
你能帶來穩定

379
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310
那跟我的屌有什麼關係?

380
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,938
-只是一種說法
-對,跟...老二無關

381
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,148
-對
-好,這是大家都知道的說法嗎?

382
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,817
-對,這...
-應該是

383
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,779
抱歉,我沒事

384
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,614
-好
-我沒事

385
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,367
所以這個說法其實是在說我很無趣嗎?

386
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,078
不,我覺得這說法真正的意思是

387
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,704
你是個成年男人

388
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,333
那絕不無聊

389
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,377
對,我也是我室友中的穩定傻屌

390
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,590
我跟你說,我要傳訊息給希薇亞
我要叫她來這裡

391
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,759
因為她得趕上我們的進度

392
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,886
-沒錯,同時...
-對

393
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,764
兩位先生喜歡展現技巧與力量的技藝嗎?

394
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,641
喜歡

395
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,101
要選一台好的

396
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,603
確定它的可丟性高

397
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,980
丟法是這樣

398
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,696
試試你的能耐

399
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,535
看啊,超厲害的

400
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,914
-史都華...
-這樣真的合法嗎?

401
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,501
不,你好像轉太快了

402
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,794
-我不知...
-史都華,丟

403
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,504
-我不知道何時該丟
-現在丟

404
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,182
讚啦

405
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,017
轉得很好

406
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,688
-你可以的
-加油,成功了

407
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,484
好耶

408
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,445
等等...

409
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,781
其實我非常擅長一件事

410
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,074
-真的嗎?
-對

411
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,161
噢,丹尼男孩

412
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:44,958
風笛正在呼喚

413
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,505
響徹峽谷之間

414
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:56,470
沿著山坡往下

415
00:18:56,470 --> 00:19:00,766
夏季已經遠去

416
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:06,980
玫瑰正在凋謝

417
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:12,569
是你,你必須離開

418
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:17,950
而我必須等待

419
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,703
祕密專長...

420
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,330
-祕密專長
-祕密專長

421
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,623
祕密專長

422
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,707
這是怎麼回事?

423
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,459
-嘿
-嘿

424
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,837
派對可以正式開始了

425
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,214
我都不知道妳嫁給一位男高音

426
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,132
-是啊
-這男人的歌聲真美

427
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,092
謝謝

428
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:39,221
我可以背出一到一千中的所有質數

429
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,514
你們想看嗎?

430
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,849
想,快背

431
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:47,229
二、三、五、七、11、13、17

432
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:52,192
- 19、23、41、43、40...不...
-我們相信你...

433
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,986
-再來
-祕密專長

434
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,072
祕密專長...

435
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,491
我...知道威爾的祕密專長

436
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,286
他會跳《女狼俱樂部》的舞

437
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:03,495
沒有

438
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,845
你最好用力搖屁股

439
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,271
好耶,我是女狼

440
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,357
-祕密專長...
-好...我也有專長

441
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,696
要很安靜

442
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,990
必須完全安靜,我才能跳

443
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,409
-妳要音樂嗎?
-不要,我要...真的很安靜

444
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,577
我必須專心

445
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,207
天啊

446
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,433
-這到底是什麼情況?
-我人生中最精彩的一天

447
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,772
-天啊
-哇賽

448
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,525
祕密專長...

449
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,115
祕密專長...

450
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,825
嘿,等等

451
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,955
雖然沒人問我
但我可以在30秒內畫出一隻漂亮的犀牛

452
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:32,668
五、四、三、二、一

453
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:39,716
983、991、997,成功

454
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,135
媽的,好耶

455
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,807
喂,冷靜,有重要的事
停一下,喂,冷靜

456
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,976
有重要的事,我可以吸到自己的屌

457
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:50,602
你說什麼?

458
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,937
你真的可以嗎?

459
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,569
我吸的時候會是這樣

460
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,615
我信了,老兄,我信了

461
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,997
腳跟,腳趾...

462
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,756
好耶

463
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,724
嘿,耶

464
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,851
往下

465
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,188
好耶

466
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,315
不,她也是很棒的演員

467
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,649
威爾

468
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,902
你應該打給珮頓,叫她來這裡

469
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:42,070
-等等,誰是珮頓?
-不要

470
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,031
就是威爾的新女友

471
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,782
我們四個有時應該一起吃晚餐

472
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,909
那樣會有多好玩啊?

473
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,787
女友?

474
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,207
你都沒跟我說你有新女友

475
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,416
那沒什麼啦

476
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,335
其實我還沒跟任何人說過

477
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,086
除了跟查理說

478
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672
等等,對不起,我不該說的嗎?

479
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,840
抱歉

480
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,176
不,等等...希薇亞,妳還沒見過珮頓?

481
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,012
沒有,珮頓?她是怎樣?18或19歲嗎?

482
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,097
-她不是18歲
-不,她是25歲

483
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,682
讚喔

484
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,560
我好像問過你有沒有約會對象

485
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,562
我很少跟她見面,我覺得不值得一提

486
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:19,233
但我問了一個直接的問題,而你否認了

487
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,776
所以你...的確對我說謊

488
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,277
-我沒有說謊
-有一點

489
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,445
我什麼都還沒說

490
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,947
那樣...我覺得不算說謊

491
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,532
-那就是說謊
-我不知道

492
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:28,575
我不知道妳早餐吃什麼,妳對我說謊嗎?

493
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,244
如果你問我早餐吃了什麼

494
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,370
我會說吃了酵母抹醬土司

495
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,289
但我其實是吃穀片,所以我就成了騙子

496
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,624
這是重大遺漏

497
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,459
-你如果在法庭這樣就完蛋了
-謝謝

498
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,419
早餐吃什麼為什麼要說謊?

499
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,963
交女朋友為什麼要說謊?

500
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,589
好問題,你為什麼要說謊?

501
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,175
好耶,抓到了

502
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:51,223
-現在這是怎麼回事?
-祕密...

503
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,851
我覺得這就像“酒吧仲裁”

504
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,770
各位,對吧?就像在酒吧進行的仲裁

505
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,397
我喜歡

506
00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,481
我宣佈酒吧開庭

507
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,608
好耶,我愛《小律師大作為》

508
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,693
不,等等

509
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,611
仲裁不是發生在法庭上

510
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,863
所以沒人會開庭

511
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,447
-噓
-噓...

512
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,616
寶貝,你害陪審團討厭我了

513
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,952
-你在做什麼?
-仲裁時沒有陪審團

514
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,789
查理,這不是仲裁,這是酒吧仲裁

515
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,957
你為什麼不懂?

516
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:19,251
原告能否說明不滿之處?

517
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:24,506
我不滿的是,我朋友騙我
卻跟這酒吧裡其他所有人說

518
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:28,302
他交了女朋友,因為他是個大怪咖

519
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,761
妳幹嘛在意?

520
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,804
因為這樣很怪

521
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,764
我沒有跟所有人說我交了女友

522
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,267
好吧,比我還早知道

523
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,351
威爾交女友的人舉手

524
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,520
謝謝

525
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,647
他們認識當晚我也在場
他們有股神奇的默契

526
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,024
所以...我的結辯是

527
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,610
我想問被告為何當著我的面說謊

528
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,946
卻可以如此自在地跟陌生人

529
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,907
分享這件事,例如我丈夫

530
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:52,409
-我認識威爾15年了
-反對無效

531
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,327
妳不是法官

532
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,537
-仲裁時不會有法...好吧
-這是酒吧仲裁

533
00:24:55,537 --> 00:25:02,628
我當時被迫向原告的丈夫證實

534
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,379
我所謂的女友存在

535
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,966
是因為當時我得知被告的丈夫

536
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:13,472
跟公司的所有同事說我是妳的男友

537
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,183
他輸了

538
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,104
-什麼?
-我是開玩笑的

539
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,023
才不好笑

540
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,275
妳也知道,我同事都覺得很好笑,對吧?

541
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,694
是艾伯特想出來的,其實很好笑

542
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:31,156
好,跟我說哪裡好笑

543
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,158
解釋一下笑點,我喜歡好笑話

544
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:34,284
什...他怎麼會這樣說?

545
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,245
現在不是我在接受酒吧仲裁

546
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,454
感覺現在換你了,對

547
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,040
我甚至不懂在公司怎麼會講這種事

548
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,252
不知道耶,妳跟威爾喜歡很晚出去鬼混

549
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:44,378
鬼混?

550
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,129
但那也不代表他是我男友

551
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,632
這只是一種簡稱,真的沒什麼大不了

552
00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,551
好,所以你自己覺得沒問題

553
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:52,636
但你在公司一直講這件事
講到都有簡稱了

554
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:55,305
如果妳凌晨4點才回家
我在公司的確會提到這件事

555
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,808
寶貝,就只有那次,那是他的離婚派對

556
00:25:57,808 --> 00:26:00,477
-有點失控了,我跟你說過...
-失控的是那些吸K他命的人

557
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,062
閉嘴

558
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,106
-幹嘛?你是怎樣?
-你說什麼?

559
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:05,816
我說我們吸K他命的時候

560
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,318
-閉嘴
-希薇亞,他在說什麼?

561
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:15,659
我吸了一點點K他命

562
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:17,911
K他命?

563
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:21,540
-對
-妳知道自己有小孩吧?

564
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:22,916
對,所以我睡一覺等藥效過去

565
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,627
其實這可能...這算是...其實是我的錯

566
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,837
你給希薇亞K他命?

567
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:30,048
容我為自己辯護,我以為那是古柯鹼

568
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,719
我理解正確的話,那是你的辯護?

569
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:35,929
辯護結束

570
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:40,517
嘿,我們走,寶貝,我們回家再談

571
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,602
走吧

572
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,271
我們再掃一下玻璃吧

573
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:45,355
好

574
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:47,524
媽的

575
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,109
天啊

576
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:51,486
不

577
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,572
-不
-天啊

578
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,615
媽呀

579
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,824
很糟嗎?

580
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,784
不,我不敢看血...

581
00:26:58,577 --> 00:26:59,912
威爾,去廁所

582
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,956
我該怎麼辦?

583
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458
我慌了,我該怎麼辦?

584
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,627
我慌了,要讓它繼續插著還是拔出來?

585
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,128
別那樣做,很危險

586
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,254
-天啊
-我會拔

587
00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,756
要讓它繼續插著還是拔出來?

588
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,090
-不,天啊,不
-別拔出來

589
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,301
-我要把它拔出來
-不要拔出來

590
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,388
好,我接住你了

591
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,767
我需要急救包

592
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,186
各位,安靜

593
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,230
嘿,歐瑪

594
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,065
-什麼事?
-能幫我拿些乾淨毛巾嗎?

595
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,358
好

596
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,526
你們得打911

597
00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:31,568
我來打911

598
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,195
-可能割到動脈了
-不

599
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,613
歐瑪,有找到毛巾嗎?

600
00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,114
我知道就放在這附近

601
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,116
好,管他的

602
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,119
沒關係

603
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,789
老兄,我有一大堆酒吧毛巾
你不用撕爛襯衫

604
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,165
把毛巾拿來

605
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,377
你應該坐起來,威爾,把頭埋在兩腿間

606
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,420
不...要把他的腿抬到心臟以上

607
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,506
別聽我說的,就照他說的做

608
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:53,465
我總是錯的

609
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,884
-我能活下去嗎?
-你不會有事的

610
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:57,594
我覺得好一點了

611
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,346
-你看起來好些了
-我會沒事嗎?

612
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,348
-會
-謝謝你

613
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,143
-好,你不要看傷口
-好噁心

614
00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,577
你們要去阿普蘭德路7655號?

615
00:28:21,577 --> 00:28:22,661
對

616
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,746
媽呀

617
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,462
我知道現在很晚了,妳不用過來

618
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,006
妳人真好

619
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,802
我得拿一些山金車給你,拆線時可以用

620
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:39,887
我知道

621
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,977
怎麼了?你還好嗎?

622
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:55,319
只是...有人照顧我的感覺真的很好

623
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,904
因為妳幫我做晚餐,還...

624
00:28:58,864 --> 00:28:59,865
對不起

625
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:02,576
如果妳看不出來的話,我現在其實一團糟

626
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:06,580
我真的...對不起

627
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,831
-這實在是...
-嘿

628
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,919
我喜歡你

629
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,089
謝謝妳

630
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,091
吃起司囉

631
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,219
很好,好棒

632
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,723
天啊,我又成功了,超讚的

633
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:26,808
-你想知道訣竅嗎?
-是什麼?

634
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,976
放兩種口味

635
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:30,562
好吃吧?

636
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,397
-他媽的超好吃
-我知道

637
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,982
-還要嗎?
-真的很好吃,對

638
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,569
超好吃,妳很厲害

639
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,863
好吃到爆耶

640
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,700
-你的髮型很可愛
-謝謝妳

641
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,744
-我們很搭
-對,很棒

642
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,955
我們就像玉米的小孩

643
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,623
我們就像摩門教家庭

644
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,792
好可愛,這是我覺得最不像猶太人的時刻

645
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,127
不過你會染回來吧?

646
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,963
不會,我得到很多讚美

647
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,257
-真的嗎?
-對

648
00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,716
我沒得到很多讚美

649
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,301
我得到很多

650
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,064
寶貝,對不起

651
00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,691
很抱歉我沒跟你說K他命的事

652
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:19,278
我...因為那完全是一場錯誤

653
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,823
-我真不該嘗試古柯鹼,我...
-我知道

654
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,618
這...我懂

655
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,000
我記得我們剛認識時也有過這種夜生活

656
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,587
妳那時超狂野的

657
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,257
那是我愛上妳的其中一個原因

658
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:45,804
我愛我們的家,我愛我們的孩子

659
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,600
我愛這個小房子,但老實說...

660
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:55,564
我想念妳的那一面,我希望我沒有奪走它

661
00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:59,902
什麼?沒有...你沒有奪走任何東西

662
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,487
你是我這一生中最美好的事物

663
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:09,119
我知道這聽起來有點蠢

664
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:12,456
但我一直覺得有點被排擠

665
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,752
很抱歉我讓你覺得被排擠

666
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:19,087
這是我的錯,以後不會了

667
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,673
好

668
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:30,849
不,我們今晚不是要做這件事

669
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,233
我當下覺得很適合

670
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,068
哪個當下?

671
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,278
有快遞

672
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,238
搞屁啊?

673
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:51,995
其實這是你的

674
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,622
對,謝了

675
00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,895
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