There are places to get egg sandwiches
where you don't have to wait in line for an hour.
You've never had this before.
- I'm telling you, it's worth the wait. - Okay.
- I've got a Postmates order for Will. - I'm Will!
- Here you go. - What?
- Thank you so much. - Enjoy.
- Have a good day. - Leave me a good review.
You hacked the line.
I sure did!
- Brilliant. - Always a work-around.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Do we keep waiting in line, or?
- Oh, yeah. - Okay.
It's part of it.
It's good. Thank you.
You love a lineup, huh?
What are we doing? This is a thrift store.
This isn't a line. This is a mob waiting to happen.
It's dollar-per-pound day.
They open the gates, you run in and grab as much as you can.
Oh, God. This is stressing me out. Why are we doing this?
- Pull yourself together. - Oh, God. It's happening.
That guy's fucking cutting!
Get in there!
- Oh, my God. Start here. - Okay.
- We just go? - We just go!
- We just do it? Am I doing it right? - You're doing it right.
- Is it happening? - Yes, it's perfect.
Is this cool? Is this shit cool?
- I don't know. - I don't know either!
I'm so stressed out. Is this cool?
- Is this fucking cool? - No, that's beige.
What the fuck is this shit? A bathing suit? Gross! Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. - What?
- I got a Britney tour T-shirt. - Is that good?
It's from the Oops! ...I Did It Again tour from 2000!
- Hey! Fuck off, cowpoke. - Hey!
- This is so sexy and so gross. - So amazing.
- Can we get out of here? - No.
- We're just getting started. Come on! - Okay.
This place is a gold mine.
We're gonna have so many bedbugs.
It's fine. I've already had them. They're not that bad.
You wanna put on some music?
Yeah. What you in the mood for?
- How about Ari Lennox? - Yeah.
You're grooving to that commercial.
This isn't a commer-- It's Annie Lennox.
- I said, "Ari Lennox." - Ari Lennox?
Yeah.
- That's a person? - Yes.
Wow. I had no idea.
I thought you just said "Annie Lennox" wrong, I didn't wanna mansplain to you.
- I didn't know we got an Ari Lennox now. - We have an Ari Lennox
- and she's really good. - Wow. Good for her.
I wonder how Annie feels.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- Would you look at that? - It's so nice, huh?
This is why I moved here from Colorado.
Yeah.
Hi.
I just--
I'm recently divorced. You know? Very recently, and
I just have to say that I'm not really ready for a serious relationship yet.
We've only hung out a few times.
Yeah. Of course. Great. I shouldn't have said that.
As I was saying it, I was like, "This is stupid. Don't say it." I just--
I like you a lot. You know, I just wanna make sure we're on the level. You know?
- Oh, my God. Is that Machine Gun Kelly? - I don't know.
I've never seen him without Megan Fox biting his nipples on the red carpet.
He's so hot. He's literally the hottest guy on Earth.
That guy's the hottest guy on Earth? Other than me, obviously.
What are you not seeing? Allow yourself to see it.
No, I get it. I just don't think that guy's my type.
I'm kinda into beefier, like, hunkier guys.
Like, give me a "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. You know what I mean?
That's my type.
No. He's grunge. He's talented. He's a musician. Like--
He looks like a dead body with tattoos.
He looks like something from the Simon Wiesenthal Center.
You wanna race to the bottom?
Just kidding. I would die if we did that.
Come on. Let's go.
- Who are you listening to? - Ari Lennox.
Wow. She really changed her sound.
You see, you're thinking of Annie Lennox,
which is a very common mistake among people your age.
By that, I mean, very old people.
- There's an Ari Lennox? - There's an Ari Lennox now!
We gotta deal with that.
Is this supposed to be burning my scalp this much?
That's just the dignity leaving your body.
- You said you wouldn't make fun of me. - What am I supposed to do?
You're a grown man bleaching your hair. It's ridiculous.
I'm never ever asking you for a hair-related favor ever again.
Is this for a girl?
No. There is no girl.
This is just, you know, new chapter, new me.
It's like my version of getting bangs.
- I don't know. - It's gonna look cool.
You're gonna see it and be like, "That actually looks cool."
How's Kirk Friedkin?
I got a job interview next week.
- Really? - Yeah!
And I did check to see how long ketamine shows up on a drug test. Don't worry.
Good, good. If you need a clean-pee guy, I got a clean-pee guy.
- Wow. - Hi.
- It's like a hair salon in here. Hi. - Hey. Hi. How are you?
What are you laughing about?
Nothing! Oh, my God. Absolutely nothing. A bad-- stupid joke.
- No, just tell me. - No! No, no, no.
How was your day, babe? You look cute.
Work was fine. Yeah. Hey, how was the open house?
I didn't make it today. There was a hair emergency.
- I'm going platinum, bruh! - Yeah, bruh. We're going platinum, bruh.
We're gonna go down to Bondi. Catch some waves.
Gonna go to Northcott, Lennox Head.
- Catch some waves, mate. - Yeah!
Know what I'm saying? Go up to Byron.
- Come on. - Nice.
Cool. All right.
Watch out for the great whites, mate.
- Yeah, mate. - Yeah.
Here you are.
Thank you.
So, that was a little weird earlier, huh?
- What? - With Will.
What do you mean? Gotta be more specific.
I mean, come on. You were fondling a grown man's hair in our kitchen.
What's wrong with a woman giving her friend a makeover?
It's just a little bit intimate, don't you think?
I mean, he wasn't wearing a shirt, so...
But he was wearing a trash bag.
Babe, you knew I love makeovers when you married me.
Yeah. I mean, if that were true, how come you've never given me a makeover?
Because you don't need one.
Because you're not having a midlife crisis. Thank God.
Because you're perfect the way you are.
- You're so cute. - Okay.
Well, our Honda Odyssey is perfect just the way it is,
and they still add new features every year.
What's going on?
I don't know. I mean, it's nothing.
It just seemed like you guys were having so much fun.
It was hard work.
You know what's fun? Eight hours of sleep.
- Okay. - Come on. It's nine o'clock.
We're gonna crush this.
I just forgot how annoying the two of them can be together.
It's like their friendship excludes everybody, including me.
Look, everyone needs friendships outside of their marriage.
No one can get everything they need from just one person.
And just because she likes hanging around with this guy,
doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
Yeah. And for the record, I know it's not like they're having an affair.
It's not like Sylvia's cheating on me.
No. Sylvia would never. There's just this little frisson between the two of them
where they get dressed up in costumes and flirt with each other.
It's perfectly normal. Everyone does it. We're doing it right now.
- We are? - Yeah.
Except I would never have sex with you.
You're my marry. Vanessa, interestingly, is my fuck.
- And Albert's your kill? - Obviously.
And just to be clear, I know that Will and Sylvia are not fucking.
But it almost feels like
they're getting off on the fact that they could be fucking.
I don't know about that.
And I'm not allowed to say anything.
Because if I do, it makes me seem square, that my brain would go to that place.
I'm worried you're having one of those brain glitches
where you get obsessed with something like a Roomba stuck in a corner.
But they could be fucking.
And her knowing that I know they could be fucking,
but I can't say anything. That is so fucked.
- Roomba. - Yeah.
You know what? Maybe it's my fault that I feel so excluded.
- I've never made an effort with Will. - Just let it go.
Maybe I should invite him to the Dodgers game tomorrow.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. It's a company event.
Yeah. I mean, how fun would that be? Just hanging out together.
Am I in this room? Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
Will is Sylvia's friend, not yours. And there's nothing to worry about anyway.
You're right.
Sylvia's husband just invited me to a baseball game.
Oh, shit.
Is that like a jealous husband thing?
I don't know. You have been spending a lot of time with Sylvia, right?
Yeah. Like, maybe ten to 15% of my free time.
All right. And that's probably a hundred percent of hers.
I mean, she a wife, she got kids and shit. Those are two really busy things.
And then, no shade, but you walk into the picture,
I'm sure he's not pleased.
- Yeah. He's gonna beat your ass. - He's not gonna beat me up.
- No. Yeah, man. He's gonna rock your shit. - No.
If I'm being honest with you, he's just kind of a dull guy.
If there was a Pixar movie about a glass of water, they'd cast him.
- I can see that. - The little boring glass of water.
I don't know, Will. When I meet a boring person, I like to ask them questions.
Like, "What's the first exhibit you go to at the zoo?"
- Which one do you go to first? - The shrimps.
What?
Were you getting your hair done
when we were on the marketing call with the Johnny 66 corporate?
- Was that this morning? - Yes, sir. It was.
No, I did this yesterday.
I just neglected that.
You realize it's part of your fucking job to be on these calls, right?
- Omar had to pretend he was you, bruh. - Yeah. And it was a--
It was a really boring call too. I don't know how you do that.
I was picking up this part for the canning machine.
The canning machine? Have Omar do shit like that.
I don't have a driver's license, so...
Look, bro. You're the brew master, right?
The people wanna hear from our fucking brew master.
Yeah, you know what? I agreed to move forward with this Johnny 66 shit.
I did not agree to, like, be on a bunch of boring conference calls and stuff.
Okay.
And this whole-- I don't wanna go to a baseball game, period.
Am I gonna go with a bunch of lawyers into a lawyer box?
That's a bad day.
Charlie asked you to a baseball game? He didn't tell me that.
Yeah. Well, I just think it's gonna be so awkward, right?
Oh, no. It's not gonna be awkward.
You just go to the game with him and his work buddies, and it's no big deal.
- I mean, you guys have hung out before. - We have never hung out before.
What about that time you went to pick up the pizza?
That was not a hang. We went and picked up pizza together. That's it.
He asked me if I'd seen The Staircase.
I lied and said yes, and then got into, like, a weird, fake conversation
where I was pretending to have seen The Staircase the whole time.
I just-- It's weird that he invited me, isn't it?
Oh, no. It's not weird at all.
All right. I gotta go. Bye.
It's totally weird.
I told you. Eventually Charlie was gonna get jealous.
No, but we've been married for so long.
He doesn't even remember that he used to feel stuff like that about me.
I mean, are you jealous of your couch?
Yes. 'Cause it's always sitting.
Listen.
When you love someone,
and that person spends all their time having fun with somebody else, you get--
What's that word that I'm looking for?
Oh, yeah, jealous!
Excuse me?
What?
You know what? Maybe I'll say something to Charlie just to clear the air.
- You should. - Yeah.
I mean, we always feel so much better when we talk things through.
And that's one of our strengths of our marriage, is our communication.
- Game day! That's good. - Yeah.
- What? - What?
- You-- - Nothing. Have fun.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Bye. - Bye.
Now that this is happening, just promise me you'll act cool.
'Course I'm gonna be cool.
Historically, you can just be a little high-strung in moments like this.
What are you talking about? I'm just here to enjoy a baseball game.
Okay.
- Hey. How's it going? - Will! Broseph!
- Oh, no. God. Are you okay? - I'm sorry about that.
Here you go.
- Section six. - All right. Yeah, good to see you.
Yeah.
Sorry I didn't bring a jersey.
Also, I don't know jack shit about sports,
so you're gonna have to explain to me what's happening.
The rules and stuff like that.
Well, the only rule of Dodgers baseball is you gotta eat a Dodger dog.
Here you go.
Catch the fucking ball, Vivas!
- You gotta take a bite of a Dodger dog. - I'm good. I'm okay.
- Oh, come on. You gotta try a bite. - I'm good.
You got to. It's the whole point of the game.
I'm okay.
- You've never had a Dodger dog? - Never had a Dodger dog.
- You're gonna eat that dog. - It's okay. There's not enough--
- There's not enough for me. - We can share it.
- We don't need to share. - Yeah. Let's Lady and the Tramp it.
Yeah, do it!
- Get it. Get in there. - Charlie, no, Charlie. That's not a thing.
Do it! Do it!
You're gonna want a picture of this. This is too cute.
I'm on it. Don't move. Hold.
No, no, no. Hold up. I gotta get the f-stop. F-stop switching.
- He's a really good photographer. - Okay.
Switching lenses. Okay.
Gotta get the depth of field. Good depth of field.
Here we go. Hold it. Here we go.
There we are. There, look at that.
- That'll be gorgeous with a sepia filter. - Very nice.
Let me just get a quick one, then I can send it to Sylvia.
- Yeah, let's get another one. - Can you take a picture?
- All right. - Thanks. Let's do it. Here we go.
Do I have this on video? Actually, I think I locked it.
Sorry.
Okay. There it is. Yeah.
- All right? Say "hot dog." - Still got it.
Hot dog.
- There you go. - Okay. Thank you. That's a good picture.
So, Charlie says you own a bar?
Yeah. I'm the part-owner of a bar.
- Yeah, where's it? - Arts District. Called "Lucky Penny."
Lucky Penny? Dude, I've been there. It's a cool place.
Hey, Charlie, you didn't tell us your wife's boyfriend owns Lucky Penny.
- His what now? - Your wife's boyfriend.
That's what we call him.
No, I ne--
Hey, let's go! Three easy outs.
- Hey. - Hello.
You enjoying the game?
Yeah. It's more fun than I thought it would be.
Hey, I'm sorry about my colleagues. I--
- I-- - Don't worry about that.
And just so you know, I'm seeing someone.
- Oh, really? That's great. - Yeah.
- I'm happy for you. - Thank you.
First person I've, you know, kinda gotten into it with since my divorce, so...
- Good. Getting back out there. - Yeah.
She's a lot younger than I am, so there's kind of a disconnect.
- She thought Free Willy was a rapper. - Yeah.
But seriously, she actually did.
Don't worry about that kinda stuff. Just--
If you like her and you're having fun, you know, see where it goes.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Very good advice. Appreciate that.
I get it. I tend to overthink stuff myself.
Yeah?
And I end up dragging my wife's friend to a work event.
- I drank a lot of beer. - Yeah, I did too.
- We should probably get you a Dodgers hat. - Yeah.
I would love to spend $90 on a hat I'll wear once.
You know, I think I get it.
You get to get shit-faced throughout the day,
eat Mexican food out of protective equipment. Baseball is fun.
Yes. Now you're getting it. You're starting to come around.
Cold beer here. Cold beer.
Do you want another beer?
I would love one.
This is, like, the best date I've ever been on.
You are treating me like a king, good sir.
'Course.
Your majesty. I am much obliged.
Why, thank you, my liege.
Hey, your highness! Sit the fuck down.
Thank you.
...number five, Freddie Freeman.
- Do we wake him up? - Oh, no. He always does that.
You know what? It was fun.
I'll let you know the next time we get tickets?
I mean, if you're not doing anything, you guys should come to my bar.
It's really close to here.
I could use a drink after that disaster of a seventh-inning.
- I lost $4,000. - Oh, no.
Dude, these are incredible.
Each one is like a-- it's like best in class.
Thank you very much.
You know who hates all of these?
Your wife.
- She hates beer so much. - Yeah, she does. Yes.
She loves white wine with ice cubes, though.
Do you know what she also loves? She loves this bar.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You two, you are always up to something crazy.
Yeah.
Her and I don't have nights like that.
You don't need nights like that. That's not why she loves you.
You know, you're a stable dick.
I-- What are you talking about?
You are a-- you're mature and responsible. You know?
And you offer stability.
What does that have to do with my dick?
- It's just an expression. - Yeah. It has-- It's not dick related.
- Yeah. - Okay, this is like a known expression?
- Yeah. It-- - Well, it should be.
Sorry. I'm cool.
- Okay. - I'm cool.
So, is this an expression that actually means I'm boring?
No, I actually think it's an expression that means
you are an adult man.
And that is anything but boring.
Yeah, I'm the stable dick of my roommates.
You know what, I'm texting Sylvia. I'm telling her to get her ass down here
because she has some major catching up to do.
- She does. In the meantime... - Yes.
...do you gentlemen like feats of skill and strength?
Yes.
Gotta pick a good one.
Make sure it's highly tossable.
This is how it's done.
Test your might.
See. That was incredible!
- Stewart. Stewart. Stewart. Stewart. - Are you sure this is legal?
Oh, no. I think you're going too fast.
- I don't know-- - Stewart, let go!
- I don't know when to let go! - Let go now!
Nice.
You got a nice spin.
- You got this! - Go for it. There it is.
Yeah!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I actually have something I can do pretty well.
- Really? - Yeah.
Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen
And down the mountainside
The summer's gone
And all the roses falling
It's you, it's you must go
And I must bide
Secret skills. Secret skills.
- Secret skills. - Secret skills.
Secret skills.
What's happening?
- Hey! - Hey!
The party can officially start.
I didn't know you were married to a concert alto.
- Yeah. - Beautiful voice on this man.
Thank you.
I can name all of the prime numbers to a thousand.
Do you want to see it?
Yeah! Do it.
Two, three, five, seven, 11, 13, 17,
- 19, 23, 41, 43, 40-- No, no, no. - We believe you. We believe you.
- More numbers. - Secret skills.
Secret skills. Secret skills.
I know Will's secret skill.
He can do the dance from Coyote Ugly.
No.
You better throw that ass.
Yes! I'm a coyote.
- Secret skills. Secret skills. - Okay, okay, okay. I've got something.
It has to be quiet!
It's gotta be completely quiet for me to do this.
- Do you want music? - No. I just-- real quiet.
I have to concentrate.
Goddamn.
- What the fuck is happening right now? - The best day of my life.
- Oh, shit. - Goddamn.
Secret skills. Secret skills.
Secret skills.
Hey. Wait.
Nobody asked but I can draw a pretty good rhinoceros in like 30 seconds.
Five, four, three, two, one.
983, 991, 997. Victory!
Fuck, yeah!
Yo, chill. Big deal. Stop. Yo, chill.
Big deal. I can suck my own dick.
Say what now?
Can you really?
This is when I be sucking.
I buy it, man. I buy it.
Heel. Toe. Toe.
Yeah!
Hey. Yeah.
And down.
Yeah!
No. She's a good actor as well.
Will.
You should call Peyton and tell her to come down here.
- Wait, who's Peyton? - No.
You know, Will's new girlfriend.
You know, the four of us should have dinner sometime.
How fun would that be?
Girlfriend?
You never told me that you had a girlfriend.
It's nothing.
I haven't mentioned it to anybody, honestly.
Except for Charlie it seems.
Wait, I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to say anything?
I'm sorry.
No, wait, wait. Sylvia, you haven't met Peyton?
No. Peyton? What is she? Eighteen, 19?
- She's not 18. - No, she's 25.
Slay.
I feel like I asked you if you were seeing somebody.
I'm barely seeing her, I didn't think it was worth mentioning.
But I did ask you a direct question, which you denied.
So you did-- you lied to me.
- I did not lie. - Little bit.
I just didn't say a thing yet.
That's-- You know, I don't think that's a lie.
- That's a lie. - I don't know.
I don't know what you had for breakfast. You lying to me about that?
Well, if you asked me what I had for breakfast,
and I said I had Vegemite toast,
but I actually had cereal then that would make me a liar.
It is a material omission.
- You would get dinged for it in court. - Thank you.
Why would you lie about what you had for breakfast?
Why would you lie about having a girlfriend?
That's a good question. Why would you lie about that?
Oh, yeah, busted.
- What is going on right now? - Secret. Secret. Secret.
Sounds like a "barbitration" to me.
Right, guys? It's like an arbitration, but in a bar.
I like that.
Calling the bar to order.
Yes, I love Franklin & Bash.
No, wait.
An arbitration doesn't happen in a courtroom,
so no one gets called to order.
- Boo. - Boo, boo, boo.
You're turning the jury against me, babe.
- What are you doing? - There's no jury in an arbitration.
Charlie, it is not an arbitration, it is a barbitration.
Why do you not understand this?
Will the plaintiff state your gripe?
My complaint is that my friend lied to me and told everybody else
at this bar that he had a girlfriend, because he's a giant weirdo.
Why do you care?
Well, because it's weird.
I did not tell everybody that I have a girlfriend.
Okay. Everybody raise your hand if you knew
Will had a girlfriend before I did.
Thank you.
I was there the night they met. They had a magical connection.
So, in-- as my closing argument,
I would like to asked the defendant why he could lie to my face
about something that he felt so freely to be able to share
with a complete stranger such as my husband.
- I have known Will for 15 years. - Objection overruled.
You're not the judge.
- There is no judge in an arbitra-- Okay. - It's a barbitration.
I was forced to confirm the existence of my alleged girlfriend
to the plaintiff's husband
when I confirmed that the plaintiff's husband
was telling everyone at his work that I was your boyfriend.
Got him.
- What? - It was a joke.
It's not funny.
Well, you know, people at work think it's very funny, right?
Albert came up with it. It's basically hilarious.
Okay. So, walk me through it.
Unpack the comedy. I love a good joke.
What-- How did it even come up?
I am not the one on barbitration right now.
It sounds like you are now. Yay.
I don't even understand how that would come up at work.
Well, I don't know. You and Will like to go out late and do your thang.
Our thang?
But that doesn't make him my boyfriend.
It's just a shorthand. It's really not that big a deal.
Okay. So you yourself don't have a problem with it,
yet you talk about it so much at work you have a shorthand.
Well, when you come home at 4 a.m. it does tend to come up at work.
That was one time, babe. That was his divorce party.
- It got a little out of hand. I told you-- - For the people who did ketamine.
Shut up.
- What? What's up, bro? - What did you say?
Talking about when we did ketamine.
- Shut up. - Sylvia, what is he talking about?
I did a small amount of ketamine.
Ketamine?
- Yeah. - You do realize you have kids, right?
Yes, that's why I slept it off.
It might actually-- It's kinda-- This actually is my fault.
You gave Sylvia ketamine?
In my defense, I thought it was cocaine.
And just so I'm clear, that's your defense?
The defense rests.
Hey, let's go, babe. Let's talk about this at home.
Come on.
Why don't we sweep up this glass some more.
Yeah.
Fuck!
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
- Oh, no! - Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Is it bad?
Oh, no, I can't do blood.
Will, go to the bathroom!
What do I do?
I'm panicking. What do I do?
I'm panicking. Do I leave it in or take it out?
Do not do that, it's dangerous.
- Oh, my God. - I would pull it out.
Do I leave it in or take it out?
- No, God, no. - Don't pull it out.
- I'm gonna pull it out. - Don't pull it out.
Okay, I got you.
I need a first aid kit now.
Everybody, quiet!
Hey, Omar.
- Yeah? - Can you find some clean towels for me?
Yeah.
You need to call 911.
I got 911.
- It might've hit an artery. - Oh, no.
Omar, how we doing with those towels?
I know they're back here somewhere.
Okay. Fuck it.
It's all right.
I've got a ton of bar towels, man. You didn't have to rip your shirt.
And bring those towels.
And you should sit up. Put your head between your legs, Will.
No, no, we're gonna lift his legs above his heart.
Don't listen to me. Just do whatever he says.
I'm always wrong.
- Am I gonna live? - You're gonna be fine.
I'm feeling a little bit better.
- You look better. - I'm gonna be okay?
- Yeah. - Thank you.
- Yeah, you don't wanna look at that. - That's yucky.
So you guys are going to 7655 Uplander Way?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
I know it's late. You didn't have to come over.
That's really nice of you.
I gotta get you some Arnica for when those stitches come out.
I know.
What is it? Are you okay?
It's just-- it's really nice to have someone take care of me.
You know, you made me dinner and...
I'm sorry.
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a mess right now,
and I just-- I'm sorry.
- It's just a-- - Hey.
I like you.
Thank you.
Cheese time.
Great. Cool.
Oh, my God. I've done it again. It's perfect.
- You wanna know the secret? - What?
Two flavor packets.
Right?
- That's so fucking good. - I know.
- You want more? - That's real tasty. Yeah.
That's very good. You're good at this.
That's fucking tasty as hell.
- Your hair looks cute. - Thank you.
- We match. - Yeah, it's perfect.
We're like children of the corn.
We're like a Mormon family.
It's adorable. This is the least Jewish I've ever felt.
You're gonna change it back though, right?
No, I've been getting a lot of compliments.
- Really? - Yeah.
I don't get that many compliments.
I've been getting 'em.
I'm so sorry, babe.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the ketamine.
I was-- It was a complete mistake.
- I should never even tried the coke. I-- - I know.
It's-- I get it.
I remember this kind of night from when we first met.
You were so wild back then.
That's one of the parts of you I fell in love with.
I love our family. I love our kids.
I love this tiny house, but if I'm being honest...
I miss that side of you, and I hope that I didn't take it away.
What? No. No, you didn't take anything away.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
I know it sounds kind of stupid,
but I've been feeling kind of cut out.
I'm sorry that I ever made you feel cut out.
That's my fault. It won't happen again.
Okay.
No. That's not what we're doing tonight.
It made sense in the moment.
What moment?
Special delivery.
What the fuck?
Actually, this is yours.
Oh, right. Thanks.