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There are places
to get egg sandwiches
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where you don't have to
wait in line for an hour.
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You've never had this before.
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- I'm telling you, it's worth the wait.
- Okay.
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- I've got a Postmates order for Will.
- I'm Will!
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- Here you go.
- What?
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- Thank you so much.
- Enjoy.
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- Have a good day.
- Leave me a good review.
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You hacked the line.
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I sure did!
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- Brilliant.
- Always a work-around.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Do we keep waiting in line, or?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
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It's part of it.
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It's good. Thank you.
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You love a lineup, huh?
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What are we doing? This is a thrift store.
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This isn't a line.
This is a mob waiting to happen.
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It's dollar-per-pound day.
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They open the gates, you run in
and grab as much as you can.
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Oh, God. This is stressing me out.
Why are we doing this?
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- Pull yourself together.
- Oh, God. It's happening.
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That guy's fucking cutting!
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Get in there!
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- Oh, my God. Start here.
- Okay.
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- We just go?
- We just go!
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- We just do it? Am I doing it right?
- You're doing it right.
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- Is it happening?
- Yes, it's perfect.
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Is this cool? Is this shit cool?
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- I don't know.
- I don't know either!
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I'm so stressed out. Is this cool?
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- Is this fucking cool?
- No, that's beige.
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What the fuck is this shit?
A bathing suit? Gross! Oh, God.
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{\an8}- Oh, my God.
- What?
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{\an8}- I got a Britney tour T-shirt.
- Is that good?
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{\an8}It's from the
Oops! ...I Did It Again tour from 2000!
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- Hey! Fuck off, cowpoke.
- Hey!
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- This is so sexy and so gross.
- So amazing.
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- Can we get out of here?
- No.
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- We're just getting started. Come on!
- Okay.
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This place is a gold mine.
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We're gonna have so many bedbugs.
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It's fine. I've already had them.
They're not that bad.
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You wanna put on some music?
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Yeah. What you in the mood for?
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- How about Ari Lennox?
- Yeah.
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You're grooving to that commercial.
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This isn't a commer-- It's Annie Lennox.
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- I said, "Ari Lennox."
- Ari Lennox?
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Yeah.
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- That's a person?
- Yes.
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Wow. I had no idea.
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I thought you just said "Annie Lennox"
wrong, I didn't wanna mansplain to you.
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- I didn't know we got an Ari Lennox now.
- We have an Ari Lennox
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- and she's really good.
- Wow. Good for her.
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I wonder how Annie feels.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- Would you look at that?
- It's so nice, huh?
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This is why I moved here from Colorado.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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I just--
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I'm recently divorced. You know?
Very recently, and
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I just have to say that I'm not really
ready for a serious relationship yet.
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We've only hung out a few times.
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Yeah. Of course. Great.
I shouldn't have said that.
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As I was saying it, I was like,
"This is stupid. Don't say it." I just--
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I like you a lot. You know, I just wanna
make sure we're on the level. You know?
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- Oh, my God. Is that Machine Gun Kelly?
- I don't know.
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I've never seen him without Megan Fox
biting his nipples on the red carpet.
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He's so hot.
He's literally the hottest guy on Earth.
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That guy's the hottest guy on Earth?
Other than me, obviously.
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What are you not seeing?
Allow yourself to see it.
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No, I get it.
I just don't think that guy's my type.
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I'm kinda into beefier,
like, hunkier guys.
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Like, give me a "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
You know what I mean?
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That's my type.
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No. He's grunge.
He's talented. He's a musician. Like--
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He looks like a dead body with tattoos.
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He looks like something from
the Simon Wiesenthal Center.
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You wanna race to the bottom?
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Just kidding. I would die if we did that.
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Come on. Let's go.
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- Who are you listening to?
- Ari Lennox.
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Wow. She really changed her sound.
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You see, you're thinking of Annie Lennox,
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which is a very common mistake
among people your age.
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By that, I mean, very old people.
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- There's an Ari Lennox?
- There's an Ari Lennox now!
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We gotta deal with that.
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Is this supposed to be
burning my scalp this much?
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That's just the dignity leaving your body.
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- You said you wouldn't make fun of me.
- What am I supposed to do?
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You're a grown man bleaching your hair.
It's ridiculous.
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I'm never ever asking you
for a hair-related favor ever again.
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Is this for a girl?
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No. There is no girl.
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This is just, you know,
new chapter, new me.
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It's like my version of getting bangs.
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- I don't know.
- It's gonna look cool.
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You're gonna see it and be like,
"That actually looks cool."
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How's Kirk Friedkin?
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I got a job interview next week.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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And I did check to see how long ketamine
shows up on a drug test. Don't worry.
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Good, good. If you need a clean-pee guy,
I got a clean-pee guy.
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- Wow.
- Hi.
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- It's like a hair salon in here. Hi.
- Hey. Hi. How are you?
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What are you laughing about?
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Nothing! Oh, my God.
Absolutely nothing. A bad-- stupid joke.
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- No, just tell me.
- No! No, no, no.
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How was your day, babe? You look cute.
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Work was fine. Yeah.
Hey, how was the open house?
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I didn't make it today.
There was a hair emergency.
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- I'm going platinum, bruh!
- Yeah, bruh. We're going platinum, bruh.
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We're gonna go down
to Bondi. Catch some waves.
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Gonna go to Northcott, Lennox Head.
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- Catch some waves, mate.
- Yeah!
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Know what I'm saying? Go up to Byron.
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- Come on.
- Nice.
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Cool. All right.
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Watch out for the great whites, mate.
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- Yeah, mate.
- Yeah.
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Here you are.
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Thank you.
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So, that was a little weird earlier, huh?
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- What?
- With Will.
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What do you mean? Gotta be more specific.
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I mean, come on. You were fondling
a grown man's hair in our kitchen.
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What's wrong with a woman giving
her friend a makeover?
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It's just a little bit intimate,
don't you think?
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I mean, he wasn't wearing a shirt, so...
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But he was wearing a trash bag.
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Babe, you knew I love makeovers
when you married me.
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Yeah. I mean, if that were true,
how come you've never given me a makeover?
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Because you don't need one.
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Because you're not having
a midlife crisis. Thank God.
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Because you're perfect the way you are.
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- You're so cute.
- Okay.
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Well, our Honda Odyssey is perfect
just the way it is,
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and they still add new features
every year.
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What's going on?
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I don't know. I mean, it's nothing.
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It just seemed like you guys
were having so much fun.
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It was hard work.
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You know what's fun? Eight hours of sleep.
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- Okay.
- Come on. It's nine o'clock.
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We're gonna crush this.
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I just forgot how annoying
the two of them can be together.
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It's like their friendship
excludes everybody, including me.
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Look, everyone needs friendships
outside of their marriage.
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No one can get everything they need
from just one person.
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And just because she likes
hanging around with this guy,
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doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
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Yeah. And for the record, I know
it's not like they're having an affair.
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It's not like Sylvia's cheating on me.
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No. Sylvia would never. There's just this
little frisson between the two of them
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where they get dressed up in costumes
and flirt with each other.
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It's perfectly normal. Everyone does it.
We're doing it right now.
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- We are?
- Yeah.
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Except I would never have sex with you.
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You're my marry.
Vanessa, interestingly, is my fuck.
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- And Albert's your kill?
- Obviously.
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And just to be clear, I know that Will
and Sylvia are not fucking.
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But it almost feels like
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they're getting off on the fact
that they could be fucking.
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I don't know about that.
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And I'm not allowed to say anything.
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Because if I do, it makes me seem square,
that my brain would go to that place.
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I'm worried you're having
one of those brain glitches
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where you get obsessed with something
like a Roomba stuck in a corner.
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But they could be fucking.
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And her knowing that I know
they could be fucking,
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but I can't say anything.
That is so fucked.
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- Roomba.
- Yeah.
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You know what? Maybe it's my fault
that I feel so excluded.
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- I've never made an effort with Will.
- Just let it go.
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Maybe I should invite him
to the Dodgers game tomorrow.
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Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
It's a company event.
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Yeah. I mean, how fun would that be?
Just hanging out together.
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Am I in this room? Can you hear me?
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Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
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Will is Sylvia's friend, not yours.
And there's nothing to worry about anyway.
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You're right.
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Sylvia's husband just invited me
to a baseball game.
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Oh, shit.
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Is that like a jealous husband thing?
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I don't know. You have been spending
a lot of time with Sylvia, right?
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Yeah.
Like, maybe ten to 15% of my free time.
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All right. And that's probably
a hundred percent of hers.
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I mean, she a wife, she got kids and shit.
Those are two really busy things.
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And then, no shade,
but you walk into the picture,
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I'm sure he's not pleased.
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- Yeah. He's gonna beat your ass.
- He's not gonna beat me up.
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- No. Yeah, man. He's gonna rock your shit.
- No.
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If I'm being honest with you,
he's just kind of a dull guy.
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If there was a Pixar movie about
a glass of water, they'd cast him.
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- I can see that.
- The little boring glass of water.
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I don't know, Will. When I meet a boring
person, I like to ask them questions.
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Like, "What's the first exhibit
you go to at the zoo?"
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- Which one do you go to first?
- The shrimps.
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What?
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Were you getting your hair done
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when we were on the marketing call with
the Johnny 66 corporate?
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- Was that this morning?
- Yes, sir. It was.
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No, I did this yesterday.
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I just neglected that.
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You realize it's part of your fucking job
to be on these calls, right?
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- Omar had to pretend he was you, bruh.
- Yeah. And it was a--
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It was a really boring call too.
I don't know how you do that.
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I was picking up this part
for the canning machine.
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The canning machine?
Have Omar do shit like that.
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I don't have a driver's license, so...
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Look, bro. You're the brew master, right?
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The people wanna hear
from our fucking brew master.
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Yeah, you know what? I agreed to
move forward with this Johnny 66 shit.
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I did not agree to, like, be on a bunch of
boring conference calls and stuff.
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Okay.
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And this whole-- I don't wanna
go to a baseball game, period.
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Am I gonna go with a bunch of lawyers
into a lawyer box?
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That's a bad day.
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Charlie asked you to a baseball game?
He didn't tell me that.
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Yeah. Well, I just think it's gonna be
so awkward, right?
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Oh, no. It's not gonna be awkward.
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You just go to the game with him and his
work buddies, and it's no big deal.
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- I mean, you guys have hung out before.
- We have never hung out before.
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What about that time
you went to pick up the pizza?
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That was not a hang. We went
and picked up pizza together. That's it.
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He asked me if I'd seen The Staircase.
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I lied and said yes, and then got into,
like, a weird, fake conversation
232
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where I was pretending to have seen
The Staircase the whole time.
233
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,138
I just--
It's weird that he invited me, isn't it?
234
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,224
Oh, no. It's not weird at all.
235
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,143
All right. I gotta go. Bye.
236
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,063
It's totally weird.
237
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,607
I told you.
Eventually Charlie was gonna get jealous.
238
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,109
No, but we've been married for so long.
239
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,530
He doesn't even remember that he
used to feel stuff like that about me.
240
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,948
I mean, are you jealous of your couch?
241
00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:57,950
Yes. 'Cause it's always sitting.
242
00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,576
Listen.
243
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:01,370
When you love someone,
244
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:06,124
and that person spends all their time
having fun with somebody else, you get--
245
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,086
What's that word that I'm looking for?
246
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,879
Oh, yeah, jealous!
247
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,006
Excuse me?
248
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,883
What?
249
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,179
You know what? Maybe I'll say something
to Charlie just to clear the air.
250
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,514
- You should.
- Yeah.
251
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,225
I mean, we always feel so much better
when we talk things through.
252
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,270
And that's one of our strengths of
our marriage, is our communication.
253
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,482
- Game day! That's good.
- Yeah.
254
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,235
- What?
- What?
255
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,113
- You--
- Nothing. Have fun.
256
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,906
- Okay.
- Okay.
257
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,991
- Bye.
- Bye.
258
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,124
Now that this is happening,
just promise me you'll act cool.
259
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,458
'Course I'm gonna be cool.
260
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,919
Historically, you can just be
a little high-strung in moments like this.
261
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,921
What are you talking about?
I'm just here to enjoy a baseball game.
262
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,839
Okay.
263
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,634
- Hey. How's it going?
- Will! Broseph!
264
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,639
- Oh, no. God. Are you okay?
- I'm sorry about that.
265
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,561
Here you go.
266
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,398
- Section six.
- All right. Yeah, good to see you.
267
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,566
Yeah.
268
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,859
Sorry I didn't bring a jersey.
269
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,694
Also, I don't know jack shit about sports,
270
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571
so you're gonna have to explain
to me what's happening.
271
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,822
The rules and stuff like that.
272
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,618
Well, the only rule of Dodgers baseball
is you gotta eat a Dodger dog.
273
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,036
Here you go.
274
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,538
Catch the fucking ball, Vivas!
275
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,334
- You gotta take a bite of a Dodger dog.
- I'm good. I'm okay.
276
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,252
- Oh, come on. You gotta try a bite.
- I'm good.
277
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,171
You got to.
It's the whole point of the game.
278
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,380
I'm okay.
279
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,925
- You've never had a Dodger dog?
- Never had a Dodger dog.
280
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,927
- You're gonna eat that dog.
- It's okay. There's not enough--
281
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,762
- There's not enough for me.
- We can share it.
282
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,972
- We don't need to share.
- Yeah. Let's Lady and the Tramp it.
283
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,265
Yeah, do it!
284
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,435
- Get it. Get in there.
- Charlie, no, Charlie. That's not a thing.
285
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,062
Do it! Do it!
286
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,733
You're gonna want a picture of this.
This is too cute.
287
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,820
I'm on it. Don't move. Hold.
288
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,741
No, no, no. Hold up.
I gotta get the f-stop. F-stop switching.
289
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,827
- He's a really good photographer.
- Okay.
290
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,083
Switching lenses. Okay.
291
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,002
Gotta get the depth of field.
Good depth of field.
292
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,130
Here we go. Hold it. Here we go.
293
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,635
There we are. There, look at that.
294
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,555
- That'll be gorgeous with a sepia filter.
- Very nice.
295
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,890
Let me just get a quick one,
then I can send it to Sylvia.
296
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,309
- Yeah, let's get another one.
- Can you take a picture?
297
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,603
- All right.
- Thanks. Let's do it. Here we go.
298
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,858
Do I have this on video?
Actually, I think I locked it.
299
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,942
Sorry.
300
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,153
Okay. There it is. Yeah.
301
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,031
- All right? Say "hot dog."
- Still got it.
302
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:43,949
Hot dog.
303
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,206
- There you go.
- Okay. Thank you. That's a good picture.
304
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,041
So, Charlie says you own a bar?
305
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,626
Yeah. I'm the part-owner of a bar.
306
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,962
- Yeah, where's it?
- Arts District. Called "Lucky Penny."
307
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,673
Lucky Penny?
Dude, I've been there. It's a cool place.
308
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,177
Hey, Charlie, you didn't tell us
your wife's boyfriend owns Lucky Penny.
309
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,971
- His what now?
- Your wife's boyfriend.
310
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,890
That's what we call him.
311
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,558
No, I ne--
312
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,188
Hey, let's go! Three easy outs.
313
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,320
- Hey.
- Hello.
314
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,988
You enjoying the game?
315
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073
Yeah.
It's more fun than I thought it would be.
316
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,787
Hey, I'm sorry about my colleagues. I--
317
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,247
- I--
- Don't worry about that.
318
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,499
And just so you know,
I'm seeing someone.
319
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,876
- Oh, really? That's great.
- Yeah.
320
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,127
- I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.
321
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,589
First person I've, you know, kinda
gotten into it with since my divorce, so...
322
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,965
- Good. Getting back out there.
- Yeah.
323
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,760
She's a lot younger than I am,
so there's kind of a disconnect.
324
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,805
- She thought Free Willy was a rapper.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,599
But seriously, she actually did.
326
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,186
Don't worry about that kinda stuff. Just--
327
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,856
If you like her and you're having fun,
you know, see where it goes.
328
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,858
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
329
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,610
Very good advice. Appreciate that.
330
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,904
I get it.
I tend to overthink stuff myself.
331
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,988
Yeah?
332
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:09,243
And I end up dragging my wife's
friend to a work event.
333
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,957
- I drank a lot of beer.
- Yeah, I did too.
334
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,419
- We should probably get you a Dodgers hat.
- Yeah.
335
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,172
I would love to spend $90
on a hat I'll wear once.
336
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,635
You know, I think I get it.
337
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,679
You get to get shit-faced
throughout the day,
338
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:33,100
eat Mexican food out of protective
equipment. Baseball is fun.
339
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,311
Yes. Now you're getting it.
You're starting to come around.
340
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,146
Cold beer here. Cold beer.
341
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,690
Do you want another beer?
342
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:40,983
I would love one.
343
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,151
This is, like,
the best date I've ever been on.
344
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,655
You are treating me like a king, good sir.
345
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,739
'Course.
346
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,203
Your majesty. I am much obliged.
347
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,580
Why, thank you, my liege.
348
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,832
Hey, your highness! Sit the fuck down.
349
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,542
Thank you.
350
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,378
...number five, Freddie Freeman.
351
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756
- Do we wake him up?
- Oh, no. He always does that.
352
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925
You know what? It was fun.
353
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,219
I'll let you know
the next time we get tickets?
354
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,763
I mean, if you're not doing anything,
you guys should come to my bar.
355
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,890
It's really close to here.
356
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,642
I could use a drink
after that disaster of a seventh-inning.
357
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,353
- I lost $4,000.
- Oh, no.
358
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,444
Dude, these are incredible.
359
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,071
Each one is like a--
it's like best in class.
360
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,364
Thank you very much.
361
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,116
You know who hates all of these?
362
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,451
Your wife.
363
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,536
- She hates beer so much.
- Yeah, she does. Yes.
364
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,163
She loves white wine
with ice cubes, though.
365
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,624
Do you know what she also loves?
She loves this bar.
366
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,541
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
367
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710
You two,
you are always up to something crazy.
368
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,878
Yeah.
369
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,796
Her and I don't have nights like that.
370
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,216
You don't need nights like that.
That's not why she loves you.
371
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,176
You know, you're a stable dick.
372
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,928
I-- What are you talking about?
373
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,640
You are a-- you're mature
and responsible. You know?
374
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,850
And you offer stability.
375
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310
What does that have to do with my dick?
376
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,938
- It's just an expression.
- Yeah. It has-- It's not dick related.
377
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,148
- Yeah.
- Okay, this is like a known expression?
378
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,817
- Yeah. It--
- Well, it should be.
379
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,779
Sorry. I'm cool.
380
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,614
- Okay.
- I'm cool.
381
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,367
So, is this an expression
that actually means I'm boring?
382
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,078
No, I actually think
it's an expression that means
383
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,704
you are an adult man.
384
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,333
And that is anything but boring.
385
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,377
Yeah, I'm the stable dick of my roommates.
386
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,590
You know what, I'm texting Sylvia.
I'm telling her to get her ass down here
387
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,759
because she has some major
catching up to do.
388
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,886
- She does. In the meantime...
- Yes.
389
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,764
...do you gentlemen like feats of skill
and strength?
390
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,641
Yes.
391
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,101
Gotta pick a good one.
392
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,603
Make sure it's highly tossable.
393
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,980
This is how it's done.
394
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,696
Test your might.
395
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,535
See. That was incredible!
396
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,914
- Stewart. Stewart. Stewart. Stewart.
- Are you sure this is legal?
397
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,501
Oh, no. I think you're going too fast.
398
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,794
- I don't know--
- Stewart, let go!
399
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,504
- I don't know when to let go!
- Let go now!
400
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,182
Nice.
401
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,017
You got a nice spin.
402
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,688
- You got this!
- Go for it. There it is.
403
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,484
Yeah!
404
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,445
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
405
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,781
I actually have something
I can do pretty well.
406
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,074
- Really?
- Yeah.
407
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,161
Oh, Danny boy
408
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:44,958
The pipes, the pipes are calling
409
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,505
From glen to glen
410
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:56,470
And down the mountainside
411
00:18:56,470 --> 00:19:00,766
The summer's gone
412
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:06,980
And all the roses falling
413
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:12,569
It's you, it's you must go
414
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:17,950
And I must bide
415
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,703
Secret skills. Secret skills.
416
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,330
- Secret skills.
- Secret skills.
417
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,623
Secret skills.
418
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,707
What's happening?
419
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,459
- Hey!
- Hey!
420
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,837
The party can officially start.
421
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,214
I didn't know you were married
to a concert alto.
422
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,132
- Yeah.
- Beautiful voice on this man.
423
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,092
Thank you.
424
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:39,221
I can name all of the prime numbers
to a thousand.
425
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,514
Do you want to see it?
426
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,849
Yeah! Do it.
427
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:47,229
Two, three, five, seven, 11, 13, 17,
428
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:52,192
- 19, 23, 41, 43, 40-- No, no, no.
- We believe you. We believe you.
429
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,986
- More numbers.
- Secret skills.
430
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,072
Secret skills. Secret skills.
431
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,491
I know Will's secret skill.
432
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,286
He can do the dance from Coyote Ugly.
433
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:03,495
No.
434
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,845
You better throw that ass.
435
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,271
Yes! I'm a coyote.
436
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,357
- Secret skills. Secret skills.
- Okay, okay, okay. I've got something.
437
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,696
It has to be quiet!
438
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,990
It's gotta be completely quiet
for me to do this.
439
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,409
- Do you want music?
- No. I just-- real quiet.
440
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,577
I have to concentrate.
441
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,207
Goddamn.
442
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,433
- What the fuck is happening right now?
- The best day of my life.
443
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,772
- Oh, shit.
- Goddamn.
444
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,525
Secret skills. Secret skills.
445
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,115
Secret skills. Secret skills.
Secret skills.
446
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,825
Hey. Wait.
447
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,955
Nobody asked but I can draw a pretty good
rhinoceros in like 30 seconds.
448
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:32,668
Five, four, three, two, one.
449
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:39,716
983, 991, 997. Victory!
450
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,135
Fuck, yeah!
451
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,807
Yo, chill. Big deal. Stop. Yo, chill.
452
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,976
Big deal. I can suck my own dick.
453
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:50,602
Say what now?
454
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,937
Can you really?
455
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,569
This is when I be sucking.
456
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,615
I buy it, man. I buy it.
457
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,997
Heel. Toe. Toe.
458
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,756
Yeah!
459
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,724
Hey. Yeah.
460
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,851
And down.
461
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,188
Yeah!
462
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,315
No. She's a good actor as well.
463
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,649
Will.
464
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,902
You should call Peyton
and tell her to come down here.
465
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:42,070
- Wait, who's Peyton?
- No.
466
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,031
You know, Will's new girlfriend.
467
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,782
You know, the four of us
should have dinner sometime.
468
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,909
How fun would that be?
469
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,787
Girlfriend?
470
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,207
You never told me
that you had a girlfriend.
471
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,416
It's nothing.
472
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,335
I haven't mentioned it
to anybody, honestly.
473
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,086
Except for Charlie it seems.
474
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672
Wait, I'm sorry.
Was I not supposed to say anything?
475
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,840
I'm sorry.
476
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,176
No, wait, wait.
Sylvia, you haven't met Peyton?
477
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,012
No. Peyton? What is she? Eighteen, 19?
478
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,097
- She's not 18.
- No, she's 25.
479
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,682
Slay.
480
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,560
I feel like I asked you if you
were seeing somebody.
481
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,562
I'm barely seeing her,
I didn't think it was worth mentioning.
482
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:19,233
But I did ask you a direct question,
which you denied.
483
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,776
So you did-- you lied to me.
484
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,277
- I did not lie.
- Little bit.
485
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,445
I just didn't say a thing yet.
486
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,947
That's-- You know,
I don't think that's a lie.
487
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,532
- That's a lie.
- I don't know.
488
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:28,575
I don't know what you had for breakfast.
You lying to me about that?
489
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,244
Well, if you asked me
what I had for breakfast,
490
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,370
and I said I had Vegemite toast,
491
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,289
but I actually had cereal
then that would make me a liar.
492
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,624
It is a material omission.
493
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,459
- You would get dinged for it in court.
- Thank you.
494
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,419
Why would you lie
about what you had for breakfast?
495
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,963
Why would you lie
about having a girlfriend?
496
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,589
That's a good question.
Why would you lie about that?
497
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,175
Oh, yeah, busted.
498
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:51,223
- What is going on right now?
- Secret. Secret. Secret.
499
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,851
Sounds like a "barbitration" to me.
500
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,770
Right, guys? It's like an arbitration,
but in a bar.
501
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,397
I like that.
502
00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,481
Calling the bar to order.
503
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,608
Yes, I love Franklin & Bash.
504
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,693
No, wait.
505
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,611
An arbitration doesn't happen
in a courtroom,
506
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,863
so no one gets called to order.
507
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,447
- Boo.
- Boo, boo, boo.
508
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,616
You're turning the jury against me, babe.
509
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,952
- What are you doing?
- There's no jury in an arbitration.
510
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,789
Charlie, it is not an arbitration,
it is a barbitration.
511
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,957
Why do you not understand this?
512
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:19,251
Will the plaintiff state your gripe?
513
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:24,506
My complaint is that my friend lied to me
and told everybody else
514
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:28,302
at this bar that he had a girlfriend,
because he's a giant weirdo.
515
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,761
Why do you care?
516
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,804
Well, because it's weird.
517
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,764
I did not tell everybody
that I have a girlfriend.
518
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,267
Okay.
Everybody raise your hand if you knew
519
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,351
Will had a girlfriend before I did.
520
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,520
Thank you.
521
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,647
I was there the night they met.
They had a magical connection.
522
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,024
So, in-- as my closing argument,
523
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,610
I would like to asked the defendant
why he could lie to my face
524
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,946
about something that he felt so freely
to be able to share
525
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,907
with a complete stranger
such as my husband.
526
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:52,409
- I have known Will for 15 years.
- Objection overruled.
527
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,327
You're not the judge.
528
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,537
- There is no judge in an arbitra-- Okay.
- It's a barbitration.
529
00:24:55,537 --> 00:25:02,628
I was forced to confirm the existence
of my alleged girlfriend
530
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,379
to the plaintiff's husband
531
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,966
when I confirmed
that the plaintiff's husband
532
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:13,472
was telling everyone at his work
that I was your boyfriend.
533
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,183
Got him.
534
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,104
- What?
- It was a joke.
535
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,023
It's not funny.
536
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,275
Well, you know, people at work
think it's very funny, right?
537
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,694
Albert came up with it.
It's basically hilarious.
538
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:31,156
Okay. So, walk me through it.
539
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,158
Unpack the comedy. I love a good joke.
540
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:34,284
What-- How did it even come up?
541
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,245
I am not the one
on barbitration right now.
542
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,454
It sounds like you are now. Yay.
543
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,040
I don't even understand
how that would come up at work.
544
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,252
Well, I don't know. You and Will like to
go out late and do your thang.
545
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:44,378
Our thang?
546
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,129
But that doesn't make him my boyfriend.
547
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,632
It's just a shorthand.
It's really not that big a deal.
548
00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,551
Okay. So you yourself don't
have a problem with it,
549
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:52,636
yet you talk about it so much
at work you have a shorthand.
550
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:55,305
Well, when you come home at 4 a.m.
it does tend to come up at work.
551
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,808
That was one time, babe.
That was his divorce party.
552
00:25:57,808 --> 00:26:00,477
- It got a little out of hand. I told you--
- For the people who did ketamine.
553
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,062
Shut up.
554
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,106
- What? What's up, bro?
- What did you say?
555
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:05,816
Talking about when we did ketamine.
556
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,318
- Shut up.
- Sylvia, what is he talking about?
557
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:15,659
I did a small amount of ketamine.
558
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:17,911
Ketamine?
559
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:21,540
- Yeah.
- You do realize you have kids, right?
560
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:22,916
Yes, that's why I slept it off.
561
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,627
It might actually-- It's kinda--
This actually is my fault.
562
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,837
You gave Sylvia ketamine?
563
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:30,048
In my defense, I thought it was cocaine.
564
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,719
And just so I'm clear,
that's your defense?
565
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:35,929
The defense rests.
566
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:40,517
Hey, let's go, babe.
Let's talk about this at home.
567
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,602
Come on.
568
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,271
Why don't we sweep up
this glass some more.
569
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:45,355
Yeah.
570
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:47,524
Fuck!
571
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,109
Oh, God.
572
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:51,486
Oh, no.
573
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,572
- Oh, no!
- Oh, my God.
574
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,615
Oh, shit.
575
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,824
Is it bad?
576
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,784
Oh, no, I can't do blood.
577
00:26:58,577 --> 00:26:59,912
Will, go to the bathroom!
578
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,956
What do I do?
579
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458
I'm panicking. What do I do?
580
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,627
I'm panicking.
Do I leave it in or take it out?
581
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,128
Do not do that, it's dangerous.
582
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,254
- Oh, my God.
- I would pull it out.
583
00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,756
Do I leave it in or take it out?
584
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,090
- No, God, no.
- Don't pull it out.
585
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,301
- I'm gonna pull it out.
- Don't pull it out.
586
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,388
Okay, I got you.
587
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,767
I need a first aid kit now.
588
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,186
Everybody, quiet!
589
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,230
Hey, Omar.
590
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,065
- Yeah?
- Can you find some clean towels for me?
591
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,358
Yeah.
592
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,526
You need to call 911.
593
00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:31,568
I got 911.
594
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,195
- It might've hit an artery.
- Oh, no.
595
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,613
Omar, how we doing with those towels?
596
00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,114
I know they're back here somewhere.
597
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,116
Okay. Fuck it.
598
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,119
It's all right.
599
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,789
I've got a ton of bar towels, man.
You didn't have to rip your shirt.
600
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,165
And bring those towels.
601
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,377
And you should sit up.
Put your head between your legs, Will.
602
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,420
No, no, we're gonna lift his legs
above his heart.
603
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,506
Don't listen to me.
Just do whatever he says.
604
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:53,465
I'm always wrong.
605
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,884
- Am I gonna live?
- You're gonna be fine.
606
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:57,594
I'm feeling a little bit better.
607
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,346
- You look better.
- I'm gonna be okay?
608
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,348
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
609
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,143
- Yeah, you don't wanna look at that.
- That's yucky.
610
00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,577
So you guys are going
to 7655 Uplander Way?
611
00:28:21,577 --> 00:28:22,661
Yes.
612
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,746
Oh, shit.
613
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,462
I know it's late.
You didn't have to come over.
614
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,006
That's really nice of you.
615
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,802
I gotta get you some Arnica
for when those stitches come out.
616
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:39,887
I know.
617
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,977
What is it? Are you okay?
618
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:55,319
It's just-- it's really nice
to have someone take care of me.
619
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,904
You know, you made me dinner and...
620
00:28:58,864 --> 00:28:59,865
I'm sorry.
621
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:02,576
If you can't tell,
I'm a bit of a mess right now,
622
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:06,580
and I just-- I'm sorry.
623
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,831
- It's just a--
- Hey.
624
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,919
I like you.
625
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,089
Thank you.
626
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,091
Cheese time.
627
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,219
Great. Cool.
628
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,723
Oh, my God. I've done it again.
It's perfect.
629
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:26,808
- You wanna know the secret?
- What?
630
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,976
Two flavor packets.
631
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:30,562
Right?
632
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,397
- That's so fucking good.
- I know.
633
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,982
- You want more?
- That's real tasty. Yeah.
634
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,569
That's very good. You're good at this.
635
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,863
That's fucking tasty as hell.
636
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,700
- Your hair looks cute.
- Thank you.
637
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,744
- We match.
- Yeah, it's perfect.
638
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,955
We're like children of the corn.
639
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,623
We're like a Mormon family.
640
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,792
It's adorable.
This is the least Jewish I've ever felt.
641
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,127
You're gonna change it back though, right?
642
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,963
No,
I've been getting a lot of compliments.
643
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,257
- Really?
- Yeah.
644
00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,716
I don't get that many compliments.
645
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,301
I've been getting 'em.
646
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,064
I'm so sorry, babe.
647
00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,691
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about the ketamine.
648
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:19,278
I was-- It was a complete mistake.
649
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,823
- I should never even tried the coke. I--
- I know.
650
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,618
It's-- I get it.
651
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,000
I remember this kind of night
from when we first met.
652
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,587
You were so wild back then.
653
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,257
That's one of the parts of you
I fell in love with.
654
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:45,804
I love our family. I love our kids.
655
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,600
I love this tiny house,
but if I'm being honest...
656
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:55,564
I miss that side of you,
and I hope that I didn't take it away.
657
00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:59,902
What? No.
No, you didn't take anything away.
658
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,487
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
659
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:09,119
I know it sounds kind of stupid,
660
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:12,456
but I've been feeling kind of cut out.
661
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,752
I'm sorry that I ever
made you feel cut out.
662
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:19,087
That's my fault. It won't happen again.
663
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,673
Okay.
664
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:30,849
No. That's not what we're doing tonight.
665
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,233
It made sense in the moment.
666
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,068
What moment?
667
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,278
Special delivery.
668
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,238
What the fuck?
669
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:51,995
Actually, this is yours.
670
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,622
Oh, right. Thanks.