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[theme song playing]
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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in
And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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[jolly music playing]
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[both] Today's the day
we're gonna find out!
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Today's the day
we're gonna find out!
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- [Plucky grunts]
- [excited, giddy noises]
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What's wrong with you two?
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[clears throat]
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As you may have seen,
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the results
for the aptitoon test are in.
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I don't understand why
we need to have a test
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to tell us what we're destined
to do with our lives.
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I am very confident
about what the future
holds for me.
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- Eh, self-hatred
masked as confidence?
- [chuckles]
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So funny I forgot to guffaw.
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I know it's gonna tell me
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I'm destined to be
a toon doctor.
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I love having my choices
reinforced
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by official paperwork.
[giggles]
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Remember, your results
are conclusive,
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foolproof, and never,
ever wrong.
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The horror, the betrayal,
the outright lies!
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I'm destined to be a... [gasps]
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...mad scientist?
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No, no, no.
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Mad scientists toil away alone
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with no audience.
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They have to be curious
about things. [laughs]
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I'm only curious about myself.
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What do your results
say, Hamton? Are they good?
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[whimpering]
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No, they're
the opposite of good.
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They're bad!
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Ugh. No need
to hogsplain what bad is.
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It says
according to my skills
and interests,
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I'm not supposed to be
a toon doctor.
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I'm supposed to be
a... [sputters]
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...bad guy!
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I don't get it.
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I don't have
a mean bone in my body!
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Did you get my thank you card
for your thank you card?
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Yes!
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I was just writing you
a thank you card
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for your thank you card
for my thank you card!
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What does yours say?
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Something
about toon star, I'm sure.
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What does it say?
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It says, uh... It says, um...
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"Side character."
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Did you say "side character"?
[laughs boisterously]
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Second banana?
Number two on the call sheet?
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Ooh, it's worse
than a sidekick.
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At least sidekicks
are with the hero
the whole time.
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Pals, buddies,
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let's have a little
perspective here, okay?
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This test is just a bit of fun.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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[Daffy]
In addition to your test,
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did I mention you'll be paired
with a faculty member
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that matches your career path?
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And they will be in charge
of passing or failing you?
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[all grunt]
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Okay, better do our best.
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[scoffs] I always do the best.
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[Babs laughs]
Can't believe
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Wile E. blew up
our classroom this week
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with a bucket of water.
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He's just that good.
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[sighs] Never been
happier to have
a vacation out of nowhere.
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Now this is living!
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Babs, you're a genius.
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Nothing like a peaceful,
restful, relaxing dorm-cation.
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[slurping]
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- [continues slurping]
- [evil laughter]
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[coughs, gags]
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- [Sweetie screams]
- Do you smell that?
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Yeah, where is it coming from?
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[sniffs]
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[sniffs] Not it.
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[both sniffing]
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[both] Not it.
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None of these smells are it.
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The smell
we're looking for has, uh,
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top notes of rotting fungus,
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with a sailor's
dirty pinky toe finish.
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I'm getting hints of hot booger
fried in flop sweat.
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Do you smell that?
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[eerie sounds]
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[both] Ew!
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[whimpers]
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[engine accelerating]
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[hard rock music playing]
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[dinging]
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[engine roaring]
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[sneezing]
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[screaming] Ah-choo!
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[Lil' Sneezer] I'm okay.
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[chuckling] Don't use the swing
if you don't want that sting.
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[tires screeching]
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[gulps] A bad guy?
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Oh, Mother's gonna be so upset.
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I'll have to throw away
all my pastel suits!
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- Hello, Professor!
- [sloshes]
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It is I, Plucky,
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destined to fulfill my destiny
as a mad scientist.
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Technically I am here
to learn from you,
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but what will you learn
from me?
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Side character.
Not a dream I could see
anyone wanting.
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You're on the side,
it's in the name.
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[slurps]
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[laughs nervously]
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What's your question, kid?
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Um, what's it like to not be
a superstar like Bugs?
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Or, I guess, even Daffy?
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Some would say your pal Tweety
gets more attention than you.
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[slurps] Yes.
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Y-E-S. Yes.
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Buster, you think
being second banana is bad?
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Yes.
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Did you ever
wonder what we do
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when the big boys are off
doing the hard work
of being a superstar?
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Signing autographs,
walking the red carpet,
staying in shape?
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No.
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Side characters
are off on adventures!
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While the stars
are married to schedules,
obligations, and autographs,
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we're out living our lives!
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Oh, that sounds exciting!
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It's not exciting,
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it's mind-blowing!
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Come on, kid.
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I'll show you what it's like
to be a side character.
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[whistles]
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[engine revs]
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- Let's ride!
- [engine roaring]
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[engine revs]
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[Babs gags]
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- [Sweetie] Ah-ha!
- [squeals]
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Smell this.
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Ew!
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Rancid, putrid, and disgusting!
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What is that?
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It was a P, B and J.
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Now, it's a P-B and Decay.
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[coughs]
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[serene music playing]
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[both sigh in relief]
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- [music stops]
- [eerie music plays]
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[both] Huh?
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[both grunt]
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- [muffled gagging]
- The smell!
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It endures!
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[gags]
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Thank you so much
for meeting with me,
Mr. Yosemite.
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[laughs nervously]
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Anything to get you
to stop saying "please."
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What do you want?
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Uh, well, sir, please,
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if it's not too much
of a bother,
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I've drawn up
this 95-bullet point rubric,
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and if you wouldn't mind,
please, just filling it out.
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That would give me
a good starting point
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to develop
my bad guy questionnaire.
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Please?
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Let's get something straight.
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I ain't no bad guy.
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[sputtering] You ain't?
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No, I'm a gosh darn good guy!
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You are?
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[laughs cunningly]
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That's the first lesson
in being a bad guy.
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You gotta think
you're a good guy.
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Let me show you.
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- [groans]
- Hold on there, hairball.
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[chuckles nervously]
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My name's Furball.
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I don't care
if your name's Denise.
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What's in the bag?
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Uh, my toony taffy?
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- [tires screeching]
- [laughing boisterously]
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You just stole his candy.
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Wrong.
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I just saved that boy
from the dangers of cavities.
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[chomps]
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'Cause that's what
a good guy would do.
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So being a bad guy
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is really just being a good guy
in a threatening way.
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Never thought of it like that.
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Why do "mad scientists"
have to stop there, right?
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Why not more descriptors?
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Magnificently mad scientists.
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Devastatingly handsome
mad scientists.
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[explosion]
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Huh.
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No one ever tells you
how flattering lab coats are.
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[giggles]
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[reading]
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Asking me not to speak
is like asking me not to live,
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not to thrive,
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not to exist!
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I can't fail!
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Maria and Ralph
will be shamed
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out of their
intellectual circles!
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If it means passing,
I will find the strength.
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Goodbye, sweet beak.
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Smell anything?
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[sniffing]
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Oh, yeah, it's still here.
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And it's worse, maybe?
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Ugh!
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I don't know
what else we can do!
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We have to accept this
as our new reality!
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We live in a stink hut.
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- We're no better than the boys!
- [gasps]
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Don't ever say that.
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There's one more possibility.
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What?
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When's the last time you,
you know...
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Know what?
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Took a bath?
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A bath?
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What are you insinuating, Babs?
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It's just that I noticed
from living with you
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that, uh, you're not
really a bather
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or a showerer,
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or even a freshen-upper
kind of toon.
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Are you keeping a spreadsheet
of my baths or something?
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No!
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Yes?
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The smell
is not coming from me!
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We have to be sure.
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And there's
only one way to be sure.
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Oppressive social stigma,
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trying to sanitize nature,
hates the environment.
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[chuckles nervously]
This is how it starts!
261
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,257
[Babs] How what starts?
262
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,885
It!
263
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,222
Use soap, please!
264
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,307
[exclaims in frustration]
265
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,891
[motorcycle revving]
266
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,436
[rock music playing]
267
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,232
You think I could do all this
if I was a big star?
268
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,653
[laughs] Toons would be
stopping us left and right.
269
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,862
[Dean Granny laughing]
270
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,407
[camera clicking]
271
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,283
Please,
272
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,910
I need another autograph.
273
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,247
I ruined the last one.
274
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,000
Thanks.
275
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,420
[sneezes]
276
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,922
[Dean Granny
and Buster laughing]
277
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,300
[meows]
278
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,932
[director] Okay, take 475.
279
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,350
Action!
280
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,563
[director] Cut!
281
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,398
From the top.
282
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,902
- In five, four, three, two...
- Ugh, I'd kill for a day off.
283
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:18,903
[laughs]
284
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,823
Working stiffs!
285
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,449
[tire pops]
286
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,452
[rock music playing]
287
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,133
Hi-yah!
288
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,384
[both grunt]
289
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,970
[grunts]
290
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,140
[both exclaim]
291
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,900
Woo-hoo!
292
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,569
- Yeah!
- [Dean Granny] Whoo! Rock on!
293
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,739
- [Dean Granny laughs]
- [engine accelerating]
294
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,493
Woo-hoo!
Side characters for life!
295
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,702
[rock music stops]
296
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,997
[Sweetie grunting]
297
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,376
[whining, groaning]
298
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,378
[gasps, gags]
299
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,672
[gags]
300
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,341
The water is so clean,
301
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,009
and the bottom
isn't even slimy!
302
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,761
Soap should be illegal!
303
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,763
Uh, are you okay?
304
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,098
This is a very
difficult time for me.
305
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,892
[crying]
306
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,269
- [growling]
- [dryer whirrs]
307
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,188
[grunts]
308
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,358
Ooh, this is an exciting,
new look.
309
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,401
The angry, pink orb.
310
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,946
Mind your business, skunk.
311
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,784
What's the big deal?
It's just a bath.
312
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,627
[gasps]
313
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,047
Oh, no. [sniffs]
314
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,425
- [roaring]
- [grunts]
315
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,094
Oh, no. I've made a mistake.
316
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,556
A very big mistake.
317
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:12,976
[tires screech]
318
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,895
Okay, remember, on the surface,
319
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,606
you might look
like a rough, tough meanie,
320
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,486
but in here, you're being good.
321
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,114
[gasps]
322
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,414
Okay, you can
do this. [exhales]
323
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,584
Look, Calamity made me
a friendship bracelet.
324
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,086
Isn't it sweet?
325
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,880
[yells]
326
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,465
[gasps] Mais, what?
327
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,593
Why would you do this?
328
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,929
If you and Calamity
ever stop being friends,
329
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,931
that bracelet
will only serve
330
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,642
to remind you
of your heartache!
331
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,271
Now get going, ya varmints!
332
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:00,899
Did I do good?
333
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,941
No...
334
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,862
[sniffling] You did bad.
335
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,697
I've never had a son.
336
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,365
I've never wanted a son,
337
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,576
I don't like sharing bathrooms.
338
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,202
But this moment here,
339
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,788
well, I've never
been more proud
340
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,959
of a little toon
in my whole dang life.
341
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,920
[gasps] Oh!
342
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,299
Oh, look at my sad,
beakless face
343
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,469
unable to truly express myself!
344
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,346
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
345
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,389
[chalk clatters]
346
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,955
[music stops]
347
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,165
I'm not learning
how to mad scientist,
348
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,126
I'm being relegated
to lowly lab assistant!
349
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,672
Time to do things my way.
350
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,341
I did it!
351
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,009
- I've once again
fought the soapy abyss...
- [winces]
352
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,679
...and I'm standing here
to tell you of it!
353
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,223
I am purified!
354
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,143
That's great. Real great.
Great news all around.
355
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,519
What's that?
356
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,269
Nothing.
357
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,605
Doesn't smell like nothing.
358
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,649
Smells like a root rot stew.
359
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,025
Like an old fish shoe.
360
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,069
As a matter of fact,
361
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,364
it smells like
all of that at once.
362
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,283
That's so interesting!
I don't smell anything!
363
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,118
[gasps]
364
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,452
Oh, really?
365
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,415
Then it won't bother you
if I do this!
366
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,750
[breath shudders]
367
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,003
Okay, get it away from me!
368
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,714
[hyperventilating]
369
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:49,924
[dinging]
370
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,343
[coughs]
371
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,720
[hyperventilating]
372
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,848
You got a lot
of explaining to do, bunny.
373
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,975
Okay, fine!
374
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,852
The smell is my fault!
375
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,272
It's one of my Brother Bubba's
homemade mushroom soups.
376
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,608
He gave it to me
before I went back to school!
377
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,153
We've been
back at school for months!
378
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,612
No, Sweetie...
379
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,782
before I went back
to middle school.
380
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,992
[retches]
381
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,493
Are you mad?
382
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,578
What do you think?
383
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,040
My best friend made me
take a bath for no reason.
384
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,624
If it makes you
feel any better,
385
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,251
you smell like eucalyptus.
386
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,547
Yeah, it does
kind of make me feel better.
387
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,009
- [engine accelerating]
- [hard rock music playing]
388
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,521
Stop playing soccer!
389
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,359
It'll never catch on
in these here parts. [giggles]
390
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,779
[laughs] That's my boy!
391
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,280
[hard rock music stops]
392
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,949
[slow instrumental
music playing]
393
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,326
[music stops]
394
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,786
No music!
395
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:04,458
It'll give you
unrealistic expectations
about love!
396
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,879
You took the being bad
like dirt on a rock. [laughs]
397
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880
Yes, you did.
398
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,175
You're gonna do
so darn good on your report.
399
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,343
[tires screech]
400
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,181
Uh, everything okay, Hamton?
401
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,516
That mustache.
402
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,975
[trimmer buzzing]
403
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,313
It's unhygienic!
404
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,483
[screams] My mustache!
405
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,068
My man-sculinity!
406
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,569
[bawling]
407
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,987
Oh, why?
408
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,699
You're too good
at being so bad!
409
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,327
[bawling]
410
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,329
[sputtering] Oh, dear.
411
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,374
- I'm sorry!
- [bawling]
412
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,669
I call this
Plucky's theory of everything.
413
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,339
A body remains at rest
unless acted upon by a Plucky.
414
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:57,593
When a body is acted upon
by a Plucky, stuff happens.
415
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,097
If two Pluckys
exert forces on each other...
416
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,974
That's impossible,
417
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,685
because there's
only one Plucky!
418
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:09,523
I might be
the best mad scientist ever!
419
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,652
[Disaster Beam charging up]
420
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,703
[Disaster Beam firing]
421
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,622
[Disaster Beam fires]
422
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,882
My work here is done.
423
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,218
[both slurping]
424
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:42,680
Ah, so relaxing.
425
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,890
The best.
426
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:44,891
[gulps]
427
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,976
Remember when you thought
I was the stinky one,
428
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,229
but really you turned out
to be the stinky one?
429
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,732
- Yes.
- [laughing]
430
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,901
That was hilarious!
431
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,943
[groans softly]
432
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,029
Wait, what's that smell?
433
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,113
What? Oh, no!
434
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,489
[sniffing] Smells like...
435
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,909
- [sniffing] Smells like...
- [whimpering]
436
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,411
...justice!
437
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,415
I've done it.
438
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,835
I've become
a successful bad guy!
439
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,298
[sobbing]
440
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,634
Me again.
441
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,720
Buster Bunny, pass.
442
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,640
Plucky Duck, pass.
443
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,184
Hamton J. Pig...
444
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,977
Woo-hoo! Pass too, eh?
445
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,896
Very good, well done.
446
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,273
Hope you all learned
some lessons about who you are
447
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,400
and what
you are destined to be.
448
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,110
- I sure did.
- [voice shaking] Uh-huh.
449
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:42,281
Well, forget all of it!
The assignment is canceled.
450
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,699
The aptitoon test
may be foolproof,
451
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,451
but my organization skills
are not.
452
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,412
Looks like I mixed up
the tests and gave everyone
the wrong results.
453
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,957
Oopsie, your tests
mean nothing.
454
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,458
What?
455
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:56,295
Are you telling me
an avenue for toons
to shower me with adoration
456
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,131
has been ripped away from me?
457
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,466
I disagree, Professor.
458
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,426
I think these tests
do mean something.
459
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,803
[Daffy] Oh, you do, do you?
460
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,763
I learned a lot
from Dean Granny.
461
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,265
I always thought
that being a star
462
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,309
was the only way
I could get satisfaction
out of a toon career,
463
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,019
but I see now
that being a side character
464
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,522
has lots of great aspects
I never even considered.
465
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,067
And I learned
I'm great at everything.
466
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,486
[chuckles]
Especially science.
467
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,280
And I got to find a side of me
468
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:27,410
that's the meanest,
rootin' tootin' bad guy
this darn place ever did see.
469
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,995
[inhales deeply]
But sweet baby piggy,
470
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,330
am I relieved
that the tests were wrong!
471
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,498
Oh, well, good.
472
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,083
Then I guess
it wasn't a mistake.
473
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,961
It was what they call
a blessing in sheep's clothing.
474
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,005
Should we tell him
that's not the phrase?
475
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,799
I think the best thing
is to say nothing.
476
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,426
Just smile and nod.
477
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,886
[all] Mm-hm.
478
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,016
[theme music playing]