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[theme song playing]
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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in
And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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[Babs] Wanna go swimming
tomorrow?
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[laughs] I don't swim
in public pool water
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unless the temperature
is 77-82 degrees.
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Oh, I'll check the forecast.
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I know the best weather
expert in the biz.
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[warbles]
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What's the forecast
for tomorrow?
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Me, me, me. All week long.
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[rocket sputtering]
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[Hamton] Whoa!
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Phew.
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[screams]
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[shudders]
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[Hamton] It'll be
a perfect day for a dip.
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That's the gag
you were working on?
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What do you think?
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I love it.
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Wow! Hamton's gotten
as good at tooning,
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as Plucky is at talking
about himself.
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{\an8}Thanks, buddy.
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{\an8}I feel like I'm finally getting
comfortable being...
[stammers] funny.
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And it shows!
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Fresh mail!
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Letters!
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Postcards!
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Fresh mail, letters, postcards.
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Yes! A letter
from Barika Bunny,
one from Bashir Bunny,
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and a Burrow Bath
& Beyond coupon.
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[gasps]
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What in Daffy's divine light?
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The sophistication.
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The design.
The web compartments!
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Imagine me walking
across campus in these!
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I'd be a footwear luminary.
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When he calls himself
a luminary, he's only
halfway done talking.
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But how will I pay for them?
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I could use my intellect
to pen prestigious essays,
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or steal the copper wiring...
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[continues indistinctly]
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[Hamton gasps]
My dream is coming true.
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I got into medical school!
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Medical school.
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What do you mean
medical school?
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I applied to medical school
and Acme.
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But I got put on the waitlist
at Festeroon.
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Someone must have dropped out.
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So I'm in!
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[giggles]
I'm gonna be a doctor.
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It's the only decision
I've ever been sure of.
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You're going to medical school?
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Oh, It'll be sad to leave
my two best friends.
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I am everyone's best friend.
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But only in the sense that I am
the best at being a friend.
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So...
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We're excited for you
and support you
100 percent.
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Aw! That means a lot, Buster.
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Medical school, here I come!
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I'm so happy for you.
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I'm so sad for me.
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[blowing nose] What will I do?
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Hamton's so sweet,
so kind, so... not Plucky.
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He's also the only one who has
the Wi-Fi password memorized.
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[crying hysterically]
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Oh, you did the right thing.
Supporting Hamton to his face,
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then coming here
to cry hysterically.
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It's not fair.
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Why doesn't Acme
have a medical school?
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{\an8}Oh, talk to Professor Coyote.
He might know.
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Good idea.
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After I do
a little more crying.
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[crying hysterically]
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[exploding]
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Professor Coyote?
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Why isn't there a medical
program here at Acme Loo?
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[narrator on TV]
Every toon has looney DNA.
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This DNA allows toons
to bounce back after being
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clunked, smacked,
sproinked, and doinged.
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But a small percentage of toons
have damaged Looney DNA.
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Don't worry.
It's a very, very
small percentage.
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And there's a dedicated team
of toon doctors to help.
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So Acme Loo doesn't have
a medical school
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'cause so few toons
need medical attention?
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I guess that makes sense.
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Thanks, Professor.
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[narrator] Hypothetically,
I suppose if one did want
to alter Looney DNA,
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one could mix acalooney,
toonpentine, half a pinto bean,
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four parts reverse cartwheel,
heat it for 46 seconds...
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But what maniacal toon
would want to mess
with Looney DNA like that?
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You're gonna be great
at medical school.
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Just be yourself.
A much more confident
version of yourself.
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Those classrooms are cold,
so take this scarf.
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I knitted it myself.
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Knitting's not my strong suit.
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It's wonderful.
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Good luck.
Write whenever you can.
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No pressure, though.
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If you're too busy to write,
just write and let me know.
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Love you! Miss you!
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[tires screech]
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My friend is gone!
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Uh, just hold...
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Now it's just me, Plucky,
and an empty bed!
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That's right.
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An empty bed.
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Buster, you're brilliant.
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No, no, I take that back.
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I'm brilliant!
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We can rent out Hamton's
empty bed on Toonbnb.
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Fast, simple cash
and I'll finally have
my Duckram Threewebs!
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Finally? You learned
those shoes existed yesterday.
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There's no way you're going to
cut it in the hospitality biz.
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For the shoes of my dreams,
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I will keep calm in the face
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of the irrational
general public.
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[instrumental music playing]
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[gasps]
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You may have
given up on yourself,
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but some of us still have
businesses to run
and shoes to buy.
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Even with these fancy sheets
and the aromatic diffuser,
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it still smells like Hamton.
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Hamton, mmm.
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Was he the toon
that left school
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after the mysterious
clock tower fire
or the nervous pig?
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The pig.
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Who are you thinking of?
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- [machine dings]
- Our first guest.
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[sighs]
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[Buster] Dearest Hamton,
a decision was set forth
in front of you.
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And as much as I respect
the bravery it took to go,
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I must admit,
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as every minute passes,
I hope it nearers us
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{\an8}to cross paths once again.
Yours, Buster.
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- [knocking on door]
- Ooh.
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[knocking on door]
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Welcome to Duck Cottage.
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Ah. Just came from a swim
in the pool down there
that manhole.
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Um, [chuckles]
you mean the sewer?
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Hmm. Where's my bed?
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I'm plum tuckered out.
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Hmm. This must be it.
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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- I like that mud.
- [Buster scoffs]
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[scarf sighs]
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This is so exciting. [giggles]
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I hope there's a cure
for the giggles.
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Otherwise, I'm a goner.
[giggles]
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There's no laughing
in med school.
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No laughing?
What about chuckles?
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Chortles? Guffaws? Tee hees?
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Not even a snicker.
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It's not the motto
of Festeroon.
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[Hamton] "When a toon suffers,
so must we."
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[door slams]
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[intense music playing]
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[farting]
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[controlling laughter]
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Who did this?
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
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That's how we introduce
ourselves at Acme Loo.
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This is not Acme Loo.
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This is a serious school
with serious subjects.
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And seriouser students.
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Looking forward
to getting to serious work.
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[laughs nervously]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[intense music playing]
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[static buzzing from machine]
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Ahhh!
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Hey, I said two guests maximum!
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You're out of grape juice.
[burps]
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Remember the Threewebs.
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Remember...
Where are you going?
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Don't you feel the despair?
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The vacuum left
by Hamton's absence.
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[bats screeching]
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You're going to abandon
your dream
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of seeing me in
really cool shoes?
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No, I'm going
to get Hamton back.
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It's awful here without him.
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I don't want to ask
for your help, and I'm not.
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But I don't know how to speak
the common earth tongue
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that comes so naturally to you.
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Don't make me beg,
which I'm not.
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But I will. But I'm not.
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This is your side business,
Plucky, not mine. Good luck!
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Hello? That grape juice?
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Get me five minutes,
for goose's sake!
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Let's examine the skeleton.
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This is skeleton, Sven.
Case study number 4332.
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Hi.
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A normal toon skeleton until he
was blown to smithereens
in a classic TNT gag.
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Now what does toon biology
dictate should happen
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after being blown
to smithereens?
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Looney DNA should activate
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and turn him back
to a normal toon skeleton.
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With the aid of a dustpan.
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Precisely!
But that did not happen.
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Sven, describe your condition.
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Uh, yeah.
I can't digest flaxseeds.
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No. Your other condition.
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Oh, yeah. My toon DNA
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didn't turn me back to
a normal toon skeleton. So...
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What's the cure?
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[scoffs] Cure?
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No, Hamton. Our job is
to treat, not to cure.
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If we cure toons,
why would they need
medical professionals?
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You sound just like
Dr. Witch Hazel
and her bonkers theories.
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[all laughing]
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No laughing, huh?
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That was definitely a snicker.
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Witch Hazel's got silly ideas
about curing toons.
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Well, I don't think
curing a toon is a silly idea.
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I think it's a good idea.
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You do, huh? Well,
since you think so,
It must be the case.
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I mean, I've been
a medical professional
for 30 years,
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{\an8}but it's your first day.
So, please,
why don't you lecture me?
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So, how do we treat
skeleton Sven's ailment?
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Give him an ergonomic chair.
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[applauding softly]
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[sighs]
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[straining]
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Help!
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Is there a doctor on campus?
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00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,988
Injured toon.
255
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,224
Oh, no. You're hurt, huh?
256
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:41,262
Ow. My toon bones.
I need a doctor on campus.
257
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,398
How could Acme
leave a student so exposed?
258
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,200
So defenseless?
259
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,468
[Buster] Ow!
260
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,136
Toons don't get hurt.
261
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,840
[chuckles nervously]
262
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,376
What's this about?
263
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,644
Hamton got into Festeroon,
and I miss him so much.
264
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,946
If Acme had a medical school,
265
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,147
he could study here
to be a doctor.
266
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,783
It's hard to have
a friend leave.
267
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,286
I was sad when Mildred left
the biker club
268
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,421
because she got arrested...
[clears throat]
269
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:11,025
by the piercing gaze
of a handsome platypus.
270
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,727
Before you know it,
you'll come to terms with it.
271
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,963
[sighs] You're right,
Dean Granny.
272
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,498
Of course I am.
273
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,033
I'm always right.
274
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,701
Leave those fake bandages.
275
00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:23,137
Diane Hogbus has a hole
in her tire.
276
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,473
[person laughing maniacally]
277
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,979
[cackling]
278
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,776
Ah, what do we have here?
279
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,317
A fresh medical student?
280
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,485
No, don't turn me
into an animal.
281
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,621
Uh, I mean, a different
kind of animal.
282
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:45,226
Ugh, all those basic witches
have ruined our reputation.
283
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,963
We don't sit around
hexing in pointy hats.
284
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,533
Oh, sorry to barge in,
but I heard you laughing.
285
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,637
Oh, no. Did Dr. Clyborne hear?
He mustn't know I was laughing.
286
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,605
- They're afraid.
- Why?
287
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:02,009
{\an8}[cackles and then
laughs softly]
288
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,179
{\an8}I have a theory about a cure
for toon ailments,
289
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,381
{\an8}but no one wants to hear it.
290
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:08,916
I do.
291
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,953
Of course you don't want
to hear my ideas,
because I'm a woman!
292
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,721
Sorry. Force of habit.
293
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,058
I'd love to tell you.
294
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:23,597
I believe the cure to all toon
ailments is laughter.
295
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:28,102
[laughs] The building
block of looney DNA.
296
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,539
If I could only test it,
I'm sure it would work!
297
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,141
But if I tell
my boring colleagues,
298
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,509
I'd be out of a job.
299
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,878
[laughing maniacally]
300
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,880
[both laughing]
301
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,882
[both laughing]
302
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,485
[Babs laughing]
303
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:45,719
[Sweetie grunts]
304
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,688
{\an8}Ooh, I'm parched.
Be right back.
305
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,423
[Sweetie grunts]
306
00:14:49,516 --> 00:14:50,424
[Road Runner] Beep, beep.
307
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,595
Beep, beep.
308
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,008
[intense music playing]
309
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,223
[intense music continues]
310
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,232
[gargling]
311
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:43,810
Ah.
312
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,946
All right. I'm back. Hit me.
313
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,714
[Sweetie] Alley-oop. [laughs]
314
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,912
[gasps] Oh, Babs. What's wrong?
315
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,652
[grunts] I don't know.
316
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:53,220
[straining]
317
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,290
Why can't I bounce back?
318
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,825
I got no squash and stretch.
319
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,294
{\an8}[Buster] Hey, look out!
320
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,728
{\an8}Someone's just throwing
anvils around campus.
321
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:02,997
{\an8}[gasps] Babs!
322
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,565
{\an8}[straining]
323
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,532
[gasps]
324
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,135
What is happening?
325
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:15,842
{\an8}None of these toons
are bouncing back
from their usual gags.
326
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,344
{\an8}We need a doctor!
327
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,080
{\an8}Ah!
328
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,316
I need... We need Hamton!
329
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,948
[enthralling music playing]
330
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,525
[panting] Huh?
331
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,563
Hamton!
332
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,999
Buster!
333
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,964
It's so good to have
you back in my arms.
334
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,966
I missed you.
335
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,007
[chuckles] You did?
I missed you.
336
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,374
I don't want to freak you out.
337
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,043
But there's a medical emergency
in Acme.
338
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,311
Dizzy's tangled up in knots.
339
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,545
Calamity's all bent
out of shape.
340
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,713
Fifi's a wreck!
341
00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,581
And they're staying that way!
342
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,649
[gasps]
343
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,918
None of the students
can come back
344
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,252
from looney hits and smashes.
345
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,421
That's a lot to process.
346
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,957
You're the only one who could
save the entire school.
347
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,959
But I've only been here
for a week.
348
00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,427
{\an8}The only thing
I really know how to do
349
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,129
{\an8}is button
my lab coat correctly.
350
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,198
Please come back, Hamton.
351
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,967
Everybody needs you.
352
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,401
Especially me.
353
00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:16,503
{\an8}Okay.
354
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,405
{\an8}Come on.
I know someone who can help.
355
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,343
{\an8}What are we gonna do?
356
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,312
{\an8}Time to test some theories.
357
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,049
[techno music playing]
358
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,054
How long is this song?
359
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,688
Eight hours.
360
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,892
Ooh, check out time.
361
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,426
Pack your things.
362
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,263
It's time to go far away
from here and never come back.
363
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,499
Dude, you've been
the best host I've ever--
364
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,438
Foot future, here I come!
365
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,109
[both gasp]
366
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,344
[intense music playing]
367
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,650
Oh, my. This is worse
than I thought.
368
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,020
What do you think, Hamton?
Can you help 'em?
369
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,154
{\an8}[clears throat]
370
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,223
That's Dr. Hamton.
371
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,525
- And yes, I can.
- Whoo!
372
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,626
Stand back.
373
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,363
[suspenseful music playing]
374
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,673
Something's missing.
375
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:32,813
Laughter! The building
block of Looney DNA.
[cackles]
376
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,516
Sweetie, make Buster laugh.
377
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,583
Coming right up.
378
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,521
Quack.
379
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,123
[laughing]
380
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,558
[both laughing]
381
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,272
[grunting]
382
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,046
Oh! Hamton, do something.
383
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,048
I can't lose her!
384
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,315
{\an8}That should have worked.
385
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,085
{\an8}I followed Witch Hazel's
equation exactly.
386
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,253
[quacking]
387
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,755
[pop music playing]
388
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,660
Eyes off, buddy.
389
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,563
- [pop music continues]
- [vocalizing]
390
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,902
[all laughing]
391
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,872
What are you laughing at?
392
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,573
This is innovation.
393
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:36,978
Oh, yeah. Stand there
in your old-fashioned shoes.
394
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,347
Toes all disorganized
and touching one another.
395
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,416
[laughing continues]
396
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,885
[Buster] Something's happening.
397
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:53,194
[Babs laughing]
Whoo-hoo. Hey!
398
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,129
I can squash and stretch again!
399
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,159
Babs, you're all better!
400
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,199
{\an8}That's it.
401
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,566
{\an8}It's not just laughter.
402
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,335
{\an8}It's the patient's laughter.
403
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,804
You, duck. More. More!
404
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,640
Finally, someone
who appreciates innovation.
405
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,378
[all laughing]
406
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,315
[pop music playing]
407
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,361
[all cheering]
408
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,863
That was amazing.
409
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,464
You saved everybody!
410
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,666
[laughs] Yeah, I did!
411
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,635
Which I guess means
you're gonna go back
412
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,904
to Festeroon now.
Which is totally cool.
413
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,539
I mean, we can make
long distance work.
414
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,507
[laughs] You do you, bud.
415
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,144
After seeing Witch Hazel
forge her own path,
416
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,778
I know what I want now,
417
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,249
And I want laughter and giggles
with my pals at Acme.
418
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,751
That's the best news
I've ever heard.
419
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,887
I am so bad at making
goodbye scarves.
420
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:56,218
- [gasps]
- I suppose
I can support this
421
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,927
as my Toonbnb business
has revealed that...
[chuckles]
422
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,162
I don't have the patience
423
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,363
to deal with
the general public.
424
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,465
Welcome back, Hamton.
425
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,367
He's still wearing the shoes.
426
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,734
[all laughing]
427
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,972
Oh, sure, you laugh
at a visionary.
428
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,875
[laughs] Those wacky kids.
429
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,143
Oh, no, you don't.
430
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,780
It is back to nemesis
management therapy for you.
431
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:26,387
Welcome to Acme Loo's
first medical school class.
432
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,890
[laughing maniacally]
433
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:33,227
Today's lesson is about
the femurus laufficus.
434
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,563
Otherwise known as
the "funny bone".
435
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,899
[laughs]
436
00:21:37,998 --> 00:21:40,001
- [Sven] That tickles.
- [Hamton laughs]
437
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,266
Ah, that's what I love
to hear in medical school.
438
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,772
[Dizzy laughs]
439
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,908
Dizzy?
440
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,709
Dizzy love medical terms.
441
00:21:48,803 --> 00:21:49,743
So fun to say
442
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,779
dermatologic, electrolyte!
Whee!
443
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,281
[theme music playing]