1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,643 [theme song playing] 2 00:00:02,777 --> 00:00:04,447 - ♪ We're tiny ♪ - ♪ We're toony ♪ 3 00:00:04,545 --> 00:00:06,449 ♪ We're learning to be looney ♪ 4 00:00:06,542 --> 00:00:09,385 ♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪ 5 00:00:09,484 --> 00:00:11,154 ♪ We got our admissions ♪ 6 00:00:11,253 --> 00:00:12,989 ♪ Important for tuitions ♪ 7 00:00:13,086 --> 00:00:15,724 ♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ♪ 8 00:00:15,823 --> 00:00:19,023 ♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪ 9 00:00:19,126 --> 00:00:21,097 ♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪ 10 00:00:21,196 --> 00:00:22,831 ♪ Since 1933 ♪ 11 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:24,533 - ♪ We're classmates ♪ - ♪ And roommates ♪ 12 00:00:24,632 --> 00:00:26,569 ♪ We paid The out-of-state bills ♪ 13 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:29,172 ♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪ 14 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:30,907 ♪ They're furry They're funny ♪ 15 00:00:31,005 --> 00:00:32,508 ♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪ 16 00:00:32,607 --> 00:00:34,277 ♪ Their comedy is funny ♪ 17 00:00:34,376 --> 00:00:35,912 ♪ And their friendship's Guaranteed ♪ 18 00:00:36,009 --> 00:00:39,015 ♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪ 19 00:00:39,112 --> 00:00:41,584 ♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪ 20 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:42,952 Frenemy! 21 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,253 ♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪ 22 00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:45,721 ♪ All got their humble start ♪ 23 00:00:45,819 --> 00:00:47,423 ♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪ 24 00:00:47,522 --> 00:00:49,258 ♪ For teaching looney arts ♪ 25 00:00:49,356 --> 00:00:52,361 ♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪ 26 00:00:52,459 --> 00:00:55,664 ♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪ 27 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,665 [bell rings] 28 00:00:56,764 --> 00:00:58,301 ♪ And now class has begun ♪ 29 00:01:20,021 --> 00:01:22,358 It's finally here! 30 00:01:22,456 --> 00:01:24,928 [gasps] The bronze bust I ordered of myself? 31 00:01:25,026 --> 00:01:27,796 No! Elective day! 32 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:30,499 [babbling] Cycle. 33 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,136 [all exclaiming] 34 00:01:35,671 --> 00:01:37,101 [all cheer] 35 00:01:37,204 --> 00:01:40,843 Heard about the theories behind whoopie cushion alternatives? 36 00:01:40,942 --> 00:01:42,145 [mimics whoopie cushion] 37 00:01:43,811 --> 00:01:45,681 Uh, too many choices. [chuckles] 38 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:48,184 Uh, can't we just take whatever class the, the, 39 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:49,418 the school picks for us? 40 00:01:49,517 --> 00:01:50,719 Well, that kind of defeats 41 00:01:50,818 --> 00:01:53,189 the purpose of it being an elective. 42 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,758 Uh, well, what if I choose the wrong class? 43 00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:58,027 {\an8}And that bad decision sends me down 44 00:01:58,126 --> 00:01:59,562 {\an8}a path of other bad decisions, 45 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,597 and suddenly I'm in an empty apartment 46 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:03,599 with two Pomeranians who hate me? 47 00:02:03,698 --> 00:02:04,633 [growling] 48 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,169 [screams] 49 00:02:06,268 --> 00:02:10,106 I can't take this! [whimpers] 50 00:02:10,204 --> 00:02:14,277 [shudders] Just had a vision of life without absolute self-confidence. 51 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,112 [Daffy] How do the greatest toons 52 00:02:16,211 --> 00:02:17,513 master the anvil? 53 00:02:17,612 --> 00:02:19,648 It starts with the basics. 54 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,217 [laughs] Basics. 55 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,786 AKA sit back and watch the As roll in. 56 00:02:23,884 --> 00:02:26,622 This'll be easier than the time I took advanced lunch. 57 00:02:26,722 --> 00:02:27,823 Ah, the anvil. 58 00:02:27,922 --> 00:02:29,758 Used for everything except blacksmithing. 59 00:02:29,857 --> 00:02:31,827 Everything I need to know about this class 60 00:02:31,926 --> 00:02:33,129 is already right in here. 61 00:02:33,228 --> 00:02:36,199 {\an8}Oh, that's why you're head's so big. 62 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:38,034 {\an8}- [grunts] - [Babs chuckles] 63 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:40,203 Eh? Eh? 64 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,476 Hey, y'all! Tooney Ball sign-ups! 65 00:02:47,575 --> 00:02:50,479 Right this way. I say, right this way. 66 00:02:51,313 --> 00:02:52,781 [Buster] Tooney Ball! 67 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,452 The roughest, toughest looniest sport, ever invented! 68 00:02:57,318 --> 00:02:58,454 What is it? 69 00:02:58,552 --> 00:02:59,956 It's like a toon version of football. 70 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,958 Uh, what's football? 71 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:04,127 It's like the non-toon version of Tooney Ball. 72 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,495 Oh, now I get it. 73 00:03:06,594 --> 00:03:08,464 {\an8}Instead of running a ball across the field 74 00:03:08,562 --> 00:03:10,533 while trying to outrun your opponents... 75 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:12,035 Boring! 76 00:03:12,132 --> 00:03:14,370 Tooney Ball let's you use all the tricks of tooning 77 00:03:14,469 --> 00:03:16,200 to stop the other team. 78 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:17,840 I'm talking magnets, 79 00:03:17,939 --> 00:03:19,175 oil slicks, 80 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,309 sleight of hand. 81 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,810 It requires strength, 82 00:03:21,909 --> 00:03:25,314 cunning, creativity, and most importantly, 83 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,183 aggressive bursts of rage. 84 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:29,352 [gasps] You had me at rage. 85 00:03:29,451 --> 00:03:31,720 Ooh! You'd be a perfect Tooney-backer. 86 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:34,390 The whole job is to smash into the other players. 87 00:03:34,483 --> 00:03:36,592 It'll be just like the time you joined Chess club, 88 00:03:36,691 --> 00:03:38,962 except you won't get kicked out after your first move. 89 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:42,198 It was too slow! Grr! 90 00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:43,799 [sigh] Yep, 91 00:03:43,898 --> 00:03:46,535 I was Burrowville High School's starting Tooney-back. 92 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,037 I lived, 93 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:49,038 breathed, 94 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:50,539 ate Tooney Ball. 95 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:53,742 We were winning every game. 96 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,011 It was amazing. 97 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,945 Then... 98 00:03:58,246 --> 00:03:59,382 [grunts] 99 00:03:59,481 --> 00:04:02,551 [screams, grunts] 100 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,988 We lost the championship game. 101 00:04:08,622 --> 00:04:10,994 {\an8}[sighs] I was upset for months. 102 00:04:11,092 --> 00:04:12,528 I don't like to lose. 103 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,862 There's a cure for that. 104 00:04:14,829 --> 00:04:17,866 We don't lose. 105 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,335 [both] Yeah, bro! 106 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,503 [Buster groans] 107 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:21,971 Sorry. I should have warned ya. 108 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:24,573 I've been doing a lot of chest press. 109 00:04:24,672 --> 00:04:27,876 [straining] Like I said, "Great Tooney-backer." 110 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:29,845 [Hamton] This is what I'm talking about. 111 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:32,581 {\an8}[sighs] No choices to make in here. 112 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,749 {\an8}- [Shirley] Hamton. - Huh? [screams] 113 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,651 {\an8}I'm sorry. What did I do wrong? 114 00:04:35,751 --> 00:04:37,520 This is your lucky day. 115 00:04:37,619 --> 00:04:39,722 And not just because we're on the cusp of the great conjunction. 116 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:42,625 I have a solution for indecisive toons like you. 117 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:43,927 Oh... 118 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:47,363 {\an8}You do? Is this the elective you think I should take? 119 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,498 Life is an elective, Hamton. 120 00:04:49,592 --> 00:04:51,968 See you in my soul-spa, reiki-lounge, crystal room. 121 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:56,940 Uh, wait, I don't know where that is. 122 00:04:57,038 --> 00:04:58,942 My dorm room. Fifth floor by the soda machine. 123 00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:06,049 Ah, oh. Natural latex or oat husks? 124 00:05:06,148 --> 00:05:07,951 They're both very snoozeable. 125 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:12,121 Like you're gonna be able to sleep during Daffy's riveting lectures. 126 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:13,256 [soothing music playing] 127 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,424 {\an8}I can't hear you. Already napping. 128 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,394 - [crash] - Sweet molasses! 129 00:05:18,493 --> 00:05:21,030 Who can tell me what this is? 130 00:05:21,128 --> 00:05:24,000 This class is going to be even easier than I thought. 131 00:05:24,098 --> 00:05:26,369 That is clearly an anvil. 132 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:27,870 Wrong! 133 00:05:28,336 --> 00:05:30,239 [grunts] 134 00:05:30,337 --> 00:05:32,608 It's an Acme brand, classic two horned anvil. Dimensions eight by twelve, 135 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:35,411 coming in at a whopping 587 lbs. 136 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:36,879 [Daffy] Very impressive. 137 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:38,381 Wrong! 138 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,515 [Babs grunts] 139 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:42,251 The correct answer is, 140 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:45,388 in the hands of a master toon 141 00:05:45,486 --> 00:05:47,490 it can be anything. 142 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:50,059 It can be lighter than air, 143 00:05:50,158 --> 00:05:52,962 heavier than concrete, 144 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:56,499 it can defy the laws of time, space, and irony. 145 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:59,268 To master it, you will need to understand 146 00:05:59,368 --> 00:06:00,436 physics, 147 00:06:00,536 --> 00:06:01,770 quantum mechanics, 148 00:06:02,537 --> 00:06:03,907 macroeconomics, 149 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:06,442 and ancient Greek. 150 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:07,743 [gulps] 151 00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:08,945 [Babs] Mm? 152 00:06:09,044 --> 00:06:11,180 Every year, toons take this class thinking, 153 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:15,784 "Oh, this will be a GPA boosting easy A." [laughs] 154 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:17,954 - Mm. - [laughs] 155 00:06:18,051 --> 00:06:21,157 Wrong again! This is the hardest elective at Acme. 156 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:25,094 For most of you, the only A you'll get is in the word, 157 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:27,430 F-A-I-L. 158 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,166 Fail! 159 00:06:31,299 --> 00:06:32,969 [both gulp] 160 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:34,870 [upbeat music playing] 161 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,978 [grunts] What do we do? 162 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:43,079 Win that game! 163 00:06:43,178 --> 00:06:44,180 What do we want? 164 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,382 Points and equal rights 165 00:06:46,481 --> 00:06:48,251 in my lifetime! 166 00:06:48,349 --> 00:06:49,919 [whistle blows] 167 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,089 All right, now. 168 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,758 Some of y'all I'm sure have played Tooney Ball before. 169 00:06:55,857 --> 00:06:57,460 But here at Acme Loo, 170 00:06:57,559 --> 00:06:59,423 there's only one way to play. 171 00:06:59,528 --> 00:07:00,964 Play to win! 172 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:03,099 [screams, grunts] 173 00:07:03,192 --> 00:07:06,069 [laughs] Well, I say, I say. 174 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:09,172 I guess there's two ways to play, but the way I like 175 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:12,775 to coach Tooney Ball is to play to have fun. 176 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:14,543 Huh? 177 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,612 These are your pals, your teammates. 178 00:07:16,711 --> 00:07:18,814 It don't matter what the scoreboard says 179 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:22,218 so long as you played as a team. 180 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:25,721 [chuckles] I mean, it matters a little bit what the scoreboard says. 181 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,957 All right now, time for drills! 182 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:31,327 I wanna, I say, I wanna see smiles out there. 183 00:07:31,425 --> 00:07:35,298 Drills! Nailing these drills is the difference between winners 184 00:07:35,398 --> 00:07:36,232 and... 185 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,106 {\an8}losers. 186 00:07:48,476 --> 00:07:49,678 [Hamton murmuring] 187 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,815 Congratulations. 188 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:54,750 The biggest battle is showing up. 189 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,785 Oh, I brought other bathing suit choices 190 00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:58,554 if this one's not right. 191 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:00,484 This way, please. 192 00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:03,659 Uh, Wh... What's that? 193 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:05,962 A sensory deprivation tank. 194 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,596 It allows you to disconnect from the outer world 195 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,065 and connect with your inner mind. [chuckles] 196 00:08:09,163 --> 00:08:13,736 Uh, my, my, my inner mind is a loud, chaotic place. 197 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:16,672 Do you get super panicked when you're locked in small contained spaces? 198 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,107 - Yes. - For the purposes 199 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,409 of moving forward, I need to ignore your answer. 200 00:08:20,508 --> 00:08:22,912 Your journey begins now. 201 00:08:24,946 --> 00:08:26,882 [gasps] 202 00:08:26,982 --> 00:08:29,485 Is this supposed to be calming? 203 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:32,488 It's like taking a bath in the Dark Ages. 204 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:33,756 [hyperventilating] 205 00:08:34,855 --> 00:08:38,194 [Shirley] Relax, let your mind wander. 206 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:39,795 [sighs] 207 00:08:41,663 --> 00:08:42,598 [Hamton whimpers] 208 00:08:42,698 --> 00:08:45,034 I can see something. 209 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,136 [Shirley gasps] Sounds like a vision. 210 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,005 [train engine chugging] 211 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,941 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 212 00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:53,142 [screaming] 213 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,912 This is your magical subconscious. 214 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:58,214 Everything you see is a symbol. 215 00:08:58,313 --> 00:09:01,417 Uh, so this train isn't really a train? 216 00:09:01,515 --> 00:09:03,019 It's a symbol of my mind? 217 00:09:03,117 --> 00:09:04,220 Precisely. 218 00:09:04,319 --> 00:09:06,689 And the track is the course my life takes? 219 00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:08,657 Yup. [exclaims] 220 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,159 Your first decision! 221 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,028 To the forest or to the mountains? 222 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,263 {\an8}What if I make the wrong choice? 223 00:09:14,362 --> 00:09:17,633 {\an8}The only wrong choice, is no choice. 224 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:25,641 I can't choose! 225 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:27,643 [screaming] 226 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,573 [muffled screaming] 227 00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:34,183 [crying] I ruined my spirit vision 228 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,985 and I peed in there. 229 00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:38,621 I'm sorry! 230 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,760 I had planned to do nothing in this class, 231 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,262 yet here I am, 232 00:09:46,361 --> 00:09:47,763 clearly doing something. 233 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:49,532 [scoffs] Can't believe we have a quiz 234 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,167 on the second day of class. 235 00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:54,470 Funny. I thought you liked a challenge. 236 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:55,838 {\an8}I like challenges. 237 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:58,141 {\an8}I also like the occasional non-challenge. 238 00:09:58,239 --> 00:10:00,676 {\an8}This class is going to ruin my grades, not boost them. 239 00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:01,677 A-ha! 240 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,112 So you did take this class 241 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,780 'cause you thought it would be easy. 242 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:06,582 We're not so different, you and me. 243 00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:08,985 I'm a dynamo who will be an inspiration 244 00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:10,987 for lady bunnies for years to come. 245 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:14,023 And you had to take intro to intro courses twice. 246 00:10:14,122 --> 00:10:15,925 But sure, please continue. 247 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:18,594 Fine. We have nothing in common. 248 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,997 So this is very difficult for me to say, 249 00:10:21,096 --> 00:10:23,199 but I think we need to-- [shudders] 250 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:26,735 We need to... 251 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,506 We need to... 252 00:10:30,606 --> 00:10:31,774 [hyperventilating] 253 00:10:33,141 --> 00:10:34,343 Ha, ha, ha. 254 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:37,480 With my work ethic, smarts, and your... 255 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,881 Spit it out. 256 00:10:38,979 --> 00:10:40,583 ...ability to turn the page in a textbook, 257 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,318 we might just pull this off! 258 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,055 [upbeat music playing] 259 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,486 Welcome to the most anticipated Tooney Ball game 260 00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:19,655 of the season here at Acme Loo. 261 00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:21,991 This year's team has been particularly looney. 262 00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:24,393 Led by freshman standout Buster Bunny, 263 00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:27,063 all the way from Burrowville High. 264 00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:28,864 {\an8}- We gonna what? - Win? 265 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,233 {\an8}- How? - By, 266 00:11:30,332 --> 00:11:32,001 having more points than the other team? 267 00:11:32,099 --> 00:11:34,737 And by playing this game as if our lives depended on it! 268 00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:37,573 'Cause they do! Winning is life! 269 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:40,076 - Win, win, win! - Win, win, win! 270 00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:41,010 [grunting] 271 00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,047 [crowd cheering] 272 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,482 [grunts] 273 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,384 [Dean Granny] Here's referee Marvin with the tip. 274 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:49,385 [whistle blows] 275 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,122 [Dean Granny] Ooh, the ball is gobbled up 276 00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:54,457 by a Tasmanian devil. 277 00:11:54,555 --> 00:11:56,625 That's really gonna hurt Acme Loo. 278 00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:58,161 [Buster panting] 279 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,029 [Dean Granny] And Buster comes down with it. 280 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,864 Ooh, look at that kid go! 281 00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:03,432 [grunts, groans] 282 00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:05,768 [Dean Granny] Oh, a classic brick wall belly 283 00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:08,004 and the ball is stolen! 284 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:12,108 [screaming] Loon Doggle! 285 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,380 [Coach Leghorn cheers] 286 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:21,284 Nice! Way to go! Okay, okay. Not too bad, team. 287 00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:22,551 Not too bad. 288 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:23,786 What are you talking about? 289 00:12:23,885 --> 00:12:25,221 We're getting creamed out there. 290 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,055 Oh, come on. 291 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,723 They only have five points. 292 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:30,559 And we have negative 25. 293 00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:32,728 Coach, fun is fun, 294 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:35,932 but can you please lead us to victory? 295 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,901 Okay. Tell you what, bud. 296 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,802 You call the next play. 297 00:12:39,902 --> 00:12:42,205 Me? Call a play? 298 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,206 Okay! 299 00:12:43,872 --> 00:12:45,474 [whistles] 300 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:47,276 {\an8}We're running a southern sceediddle. 301 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,479 {\an8}Dizzy, you see anyone coming for me create a tornado. 302 00:12:50,579 --> 00:12:51,981 {\an8}Dizzy spin! 303 00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:54,483 Sweetie, you and me will run a double-toon play. 304 00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:55,919 Who do you want me to smash? 305 00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:57,286 Everyone coming my way. 306 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,854 They'll never know what hit 'em. 307 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,125 Let's 308 00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:03,927 dominate! 309 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:06,729 [Dean Granny] Here comes Acme Loo looking to get on the scoreboard. 310 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,998 - Beep, beep. - You said it, partner! 311 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:11,367 Buster's got some serious skills, but it's gonna 312 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:14,170 take more than that to get past this defense. 313 00:13:15,536 --> 00:13:17,173 [Dizzy grumbling] 314 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,942 [Dean Granny] Dizzy with a great sink hole block 315 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,277 to shoot Buster through the gap. 316 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,111 [Buster grunts] 317 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,646 Dizzy, quit messing around. 318 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:27,183 [Dean Granny] And Acme Loo loses the ball. 319 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,423 Ooh! Great, wacky mallet counter by Furballl. 320 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,820 Oh, it looks like they're having fun out there. 321 00:13:38,994 --> 00:13:40,930 [panting] 322 00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:44,000 Huh, no, you don't. 323 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:45,134 [exclaiming] Ha! 324 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,305 Whoo-hoo! 325 00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:53,276 [Dean Granny] What an unselfish rocket-mess-around by Sweetie. 326 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,711 [chuckles] There's absolutely no mess around 327 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,614 with this rabbit. Buster goes straight for the goal again. 328 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:00,283 [grunts] 329 00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:06,990 [grunting, panting] 330 00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:14,858 [Dean Granny] Oh, a big time block with a looney lasso. [laughs] 331 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,365 [grunts] 332 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,901 [Dean Granny] And it's a double stink back. 333 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:19,568 Tough break for Acme. 334 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,505 And call me old fashioned, but it just doesn't look 335 00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,241 like Buster's having any fun out there. 336 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,245 You were amazing! 337 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,514 So fast and cunning and cool. 338 00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:33,016 But we didn't score. 339 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,518 What's the point of playing? 340 00:14:35,616 --> 00:14:38,587 Oh, man, that kid needs peppy talk. 341 00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,856 And I'm, I say, I'm just the person to do it 342 00:14:40,954 --> 00:14:45,161 or my name ain't, Coach Foghorn Jimhorn Bobhorn Leghorn. 343 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,732 Okay, uh... 344 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,167 I can do this. 345 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,037 Just gotta d... decide on one hot beverage. 346 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,405 I'll have a Looney Spritz. 347 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,141 Oh, no, the bubbles may go up my nose. 348 00:14:58,239 --> 00:14:59,842 Not sure if I'm in the mood for that. 349 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,577 How about a Cold Brewha-ha? 350 00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:03,046 [Taz babbling] 351 00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:05,481 No, uh... The Tea-gees? 352 00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:06,950 Or Java-Rama-Mocha-Mama? 353 00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,351 Espresto-change-o? 354 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,287 Okay, Hamton. It's time to start deciding. 355 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,990 - [Taz coughs] - Right? 356 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,525 I mean, it seems like it's time, doesn't it? 357 00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:18,327 [coughs] 358 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,500 We gotta fix my indecision problem. 359 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,603 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 360 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,738 {\an8}It's difficult to understand what you mean 361 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:32,175 {\an8}on account of all the weird words you use. 362 00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:35,044 {\an8}Thank you for deciding to tell me that, 363 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,080 {\an8}you glorious collection of stardust. 364 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:41,284 {\an8}Oh, now let's go back in my mind and kick some subconscious butt! 365 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,552 Oh, yeah! 366 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,388 [chuckles] All right, here we go. 367 00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:47,623 [sighs] 368 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,396 Mountains or forests, Hamton? 369 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,532 It doesn't matter what I choose, right? [chuckles] 370 00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:57,866 Just gotta choose. 371 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,335 [subconscious voices] Choose. 372 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,072 Choose, choose. Choose, choose. 373 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,074 Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choose. 374 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,375 Chugga, choose. 375 00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,277 [train horn hooting] Choose, choose! 376 00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,014 [screams] Help! 377 00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:14,083 Whatever your instinct is, 378 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,351 that's the right answer. 379 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,620 [intense music playing] 380 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:23,726 What do you want to do? What do you want to do? 381 00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:27,763 I want to fly away! 382 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:28,697 [cries] 383 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,534 [gasps] 384 00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,997 I did it. 385 00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:35,271 Fly, fly Hamton, fly. 386 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,407 [laughing] Oh, oh... 387 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,509 [exclaiming] 388 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:48,417 [dolphins clicking] 389 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,086 [whooping] 390 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,900 Whoo-hoo! Watch out, world. 391 00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,768 It's Hamton, the decider. 392 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:08,972 Uh, chooser? No! Decider. 393 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,440 Making decisions feels great. 394 00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:16,179 {\an8}Thank you. This was the best elective ever. 395 00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:19,248 {\an8}Elective? [laughs] This isn't an elective. 396 00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,350 {\an8}In fact, I'm not even technically allowed 397 00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,252 to have most of this stuff on campus. 398 00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:26,222 [crowd cheering] 399 00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:28,224 [buzzer beeps] 400 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,392 All right, Sweetie, 401 00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,127 Furball, Little Beeper. 402 00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,395 Get on out there. 403 00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,330 We're starting with a Mississippi, 404 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,532 I say, Mississippi Bingo. 405 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,667 Coach, want me to throw a three four seven? 406 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,269 A Charlestone Chug-a-lug? 407 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:43,506 Buster, don't want you to do nothing 'cause you're benched. 408 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,807 Benched? 409 00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:48,978 And go, I say, go out there, team, and have fun. 410 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,514 [Dean Granny] Acme Loo takes the field for the second half. 411 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,282 It looks like Coach Leghorn 412 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,352 is keeping star player Buster Bunny on the bench. 413 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,654 Now, son, let me learn ya a lesson 414 00:17:58,753 --> 00:18:01,224 in the form of a personal tidbit. 415 00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:05,761 I say, I say, back in the day I had it all. 416 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:08,092 I was a Tooney Ball superstar. 417 00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:10,094 And I was a stud muffin to boot. 418 00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,096 But I screwed it all up. 419 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,970 Why I took it so serious, 420 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,771 I didn't play to have any fun. 421 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,307 Sure, I crushed the competition. 422 00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,910 But I also crushed my team's spirit. 423 00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:23,412 They got tired of me wanting to win all the time, 424 00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,780 so the whole team quit. 425 00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,383 [laughs] I was such a proud fool, 426 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,187 I tried to take on the opposing team all by myself. 427 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,122 I just didn't get 428 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,329 what Tooney Ball was really all about. 429 00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:42,631 You're right. 430 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,700 {\an8}My friends are way more important than winning. 431 00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:48,204 {\an8}When I first started playing Tooney Ball, it was all about fun. 432 00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:51,941 {\an8}But then we started winning and that's all I cared about. 433 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,242 {\an8}And I forgot the fun part. 434 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,244 [Coach Leghorn] Now you get it, kid. 435 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,279 All right! 436 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,081 Hop out on the field, champ. 437 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,016 [Dean Granny] Buster Bunny's back on the field 438 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:02,685 and he is all smiles. 439 00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:06,289 [chuckles] Must've been some peppy talk from Coach Leghorn. 440 00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,457 [all cheer] 441 00:19:08,556 --> 00:19:10,259 {\an8}Sorry I was such a bummer before. 442 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,028 {\an8}Let's have some fun out there. 443 00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,229 {\an8}One, two, three. 444 00:19:13,328 --> 00:19:14,530 [all cheer] 445 00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:23,872 [both exclaiming] C minus? 446 00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:26,442 But we studied so hard. 447 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,145 You know, those C minuses are the highest grades 448 00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:31,514 anyone has ever gotten in this class. 449 00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:34,850 Well, I guess getting straight As 450 00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:37,353 isn't the most important thing in the world. 451 00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:40,589 And I got to hang out with you, which was actually kind of fun. 452 00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,891 {\an8}Far be it for me to pay a compliment to a bunny. 453 00:19:42,991 --> 00:19:46,095 {\an8}But, Babs, I would now consider you, 454 00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:48,797 {\an8}friend, adjacent. 455 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,633 {\an8}Wanna catch the end of the game? 456 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,667 {\an8}Yes. 457 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,636 {\an8}But let's not make this a habit. 458 00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:54,837 Don't worry. 459 00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:57,506 I'm just as surprised that I invited you. 460 00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,008 [Dean Granny] With time winding down, 461 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:02,111 Acme Loo has mounted an amazing comeback 462 00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:05,915 led by some truly inspired wackiness from Buster Bunny. 463 00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:10,920 And the visitors come down with the ball. 464 00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:13,256 And it's a kiss-kiss bang steal. 465 00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:14,757 Yeah. Nice one, Dizzy! 466 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,661 Beep, beep. 467 00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:21,898 Beep, beep. 468 00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:23,766 [Dean Granny] There's the Southern Beeper. 469 00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:26,402 And Furball with the yoink-a-doodle. 470 00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:29,572 Visitors come away with it, 471 00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:31,074 but, whoa, my goodness, 472 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,509 Sweetie drops in with a whoopie whopper. 473 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,716 [Buster gasps] 474 00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:43,786 [Dean Granny] Fifi with a huge floral flabbergaster! 475 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,922 [screams] 476 00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:47,790 [Dean Granny] Uh-oh. Buster might be in trouble here. 477 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:48,925 Come on, kid. 478 00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:50,254 Just have fun. 479 00:20:50,358 --> 00:20:52,929 [crowd gasping] 480 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,732 [Dean Granny] Wait! Wait! [chuckles] 481 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:59,868 Buster's gone full silly! [laughs] 482 00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,171 Yeah! 483 00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:03,907 [all cheer] 484 00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,375 [Dean Granny] Way to go, toons! [laughs] 485 00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:10,646 Bro! We won! 486 00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:11,580 We did? 487 00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:13,082 Cool. 488 00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:14,350 Cool, cool, cool. 489 00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:15,384 If you care about that kind of thing. 490 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,086 There you go, champ. 491 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:18,454 There you go. 492 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:20,856 Buster's actually, having fun out there. 493 00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:23,326 I suppose the old adage is true. 494 00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:25,128 The most important thing in the world-- 495 00:21:25,227 --> 00:21:26,195 [whoopie cushion blows] 496 00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:27,931 [mimics whoopie cushion] 497 00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:31,700 [Hamton] Sorry. Just catching up on the new elective I chose. 498 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,635 [laughs] 499 00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:37,506 [theme music playing]