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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in
And join the fun ♪
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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It's finally here!
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The bronze bust
I ordered of myself?
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No! Elective day!
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Cycle.
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Heard about the theories behind
whoopie cushion alternatives?
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Uh, too many choices.
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Uh, can't we just take whatever
class the, the,
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the school picks for us?
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Well, that kind of defeats
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the purpose of it being
an elective.
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Uh, well, what if I choose
the wrong class?
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{\an8}And that bad decision
sends me down
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{\an8}a path of other bad decisions,
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and suddenly I'm in
an empty apartment
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with two Pomeranians
who hate me?
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I can't take this!
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Just had
a vision of life without
absolute self-confidence.
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How do
the greatest toons
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master the anvil?
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It starts with the basics.
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Basics.
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AKA sit back and watch
the As roll in.
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This'll be easier than
the time I took advanced lunch.
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Ah, the anvil.
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Used for everything
except blacksmithing.
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Everything I need to know
about this class
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is already right in here.
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{\an8}Oh, that's why
you're head's so big.
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Eh? Eh?
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Hey, y'all!
Tooney Ball sign-ups!
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Right this way.
I say, right this way.
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Tooney Ball!
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The roughest, toughest
looniest sport, ever invented!
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What is it?
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It's like a toon version
of football.
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Uh, what's football?
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It's like the non-toon version
of Tooney Ball.
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Oh, now I get it.
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{\an8}Instead of running a ball
across the field
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while trying to outrun
your opponents...
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Boring!
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Tooney Ball let's you use
all the tricks of tooning
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to stop the other team.
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I'm talking magnets,
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oil slicks,
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sleight of hand.
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It requires strength,
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cunning, creativity,
and most importantly,
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aggressive bursts of rage.
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You had me at rage.
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Ooh! You'd be
a perfect Tooney-backer.
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The whole job is to smash
into the other players.
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It'll be just like the time
you joined Chess club,
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except you won't get kicked out
after your first move.
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It was too slow! Grr!
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Yep,
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I was Burrowville High School's
starting Tooney-back.
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I lived,
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breathed,
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ate Tooney Ball.
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We were winning every game.
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It was amazing.
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Then...
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We lost the championship game.
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{\an8}I was upset for months.
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I don't like to lose.
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There's a cure for that.
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We don't lose.
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Yeah, bro!
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Sorry. I should have warned ya.
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I've been doing
a lot of chest press.
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Like I said,
"Great Tooney-backer."
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This is what
I'm talking about.
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{\an8}No choices
to make in here.
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{\an8}- Hamton.
- Huh?
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{\an8}I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?
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This is your lucky day.
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And not just because
we're on the cusp of
the great conjunction.
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I have a solution for
indecisive toons like you.
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Oh...
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{\an8}You do? Is this the elective
you think I should take?
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Life is an elective, Hamton.
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See you in my soul-spa,
reiki-lounge, crystal room.
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Uh, wait, I don't know
where that is.
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My dorm room. Fifth floor
by the soda machine.
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Ah, oh. Natural latex
or oat husks?
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They're both very snoozeable.
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Like you're gonna be able
to sleep during Daffy's
riveting lectures.
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{\an8}I can't hear you.
Already napping.
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Sweet molasses!
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Who can tell me what this is?
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This class is going to be
even easier than I thought.
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That is clearly an anvil.
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Wrong!
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It's an Acme brand,
classic two horned anvil.
Dimensions eight by twelve,
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coming in at
a whopping 587 lbs.
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Very impressive.
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Wrong!
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The correct answer is,
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in the hands of a master toon
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it can be anything.
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It can be lighter than air,
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heavier than concrete,
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it can defy the laws of time,
space, and irony.
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To master it, you will need
to understand
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physics,
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quantum mechanics,
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macroeconomics,
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and ancient Greek.
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Mm?
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Every year, toons take
this class thinking,
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"Oh, this will be a GPA
boosting easy A."
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Mm.
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Wrong again! This is
the hardest elective at Acme.
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For most of you, the only A
you'll get is in the word,
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F-A-I-L.
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Fail!
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What do we do?
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Win that game!
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What do we want?
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Points and equal rights
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in my lifetime!
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All right, now.
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Some of y'all I'm sure have
played Tooney Ball before.
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But here at Acme Loo,
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there's only one way to play.
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Play to win!
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Well, I say, I say.
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I guess there's two ways
to play, but the way I like
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to coach Tooney Ball
is to play to have fun.
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Huh?
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These are your pals,
your teammates.
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It don't matter what
the scoreboard says
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so long as you played
as a team.
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I mean,
it matters a little bit
what the scoreboard says.
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All right now, time for drills!
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I wanna, I say, I wanna see
smiles out there.
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Drills! Nailing these drills is
the difference between winners
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and...
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{\an8}losers.
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Congratulations.
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The biggest battle
is showing up.
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Oh, I brought other bathing
suit choices
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if this one's not right.
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This way, please.
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Uh, Wh... What's that?
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A sensory deprivation tank.
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It allows you to disconnect
from the outer world
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and connect with your
inner mind.
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Uh, my, my, my inner mind
is a loud, chaotic place.
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Do you get super
panicked when you're locked
in small contained spaces?
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- Yes.
- For the purposes
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of moving forward, I need
to ignore your answer.
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Your journey begins now.
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Is this supposed to be calming?
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It's like taking a bath
in the Dark Ages.
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Relax,
let your mind wander.
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I can see something.
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Sounds like a vision.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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This is your magical subconscious.
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Everything you see is a symbol.
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Uh, so this train
isn't really a train?
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It's a symbol of my mind?
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Precisely.
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And the track is the course
my life takes?
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Yup.
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Your first decision!
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To the forest
or to the mountains?
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{\an8}What if I make
the wrong choice?
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{\an8}The only wrong choice,
is no choice.
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I can't choose!
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I ruined my
spirit vision
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and I peed in there.
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I'm sorry!
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I had planned to do nothing
in this class,
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yet here I am,
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clearly doing something.
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Can't believe
we have a quiz
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on the second day of class.
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Funny. I thought you
liked a challenge.
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{\an8}I like challenges.
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{\an8}I also like the occasional
non-challenge.
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{\an8}This class is going to ruin
my grades, not boost them.
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A-ha!
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So you did take this class
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'cause you thought
it would be easy.
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We're not so different,
you and me.
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I'm a dynamo who will be
an inspiration
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for lady bunnies
for years to come.
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And you had to take intro
to intro courses twice.
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But sure, please continue.
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Fine. We have
nothing in common.
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So this is very difficult
for me to say,
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but I think
we need to--
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We need to...
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We need to...
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Ha, ha, ha.
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With my work ethic, smarts,
and your...
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Spit it out.
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...ability to turn the page
in a textbook,
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we might just pull this off!
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Welcome to the most
anticipated Tooney Ball game
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of the season here at Acme Loo.
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This year's team
has been particularly looney.
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Led by freshman standout
Buster Bunny,
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all the way from
Burrowville High.
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{\an8}- We gonna what?
- Win?
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{\an8}- How?
- By,
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having more points than
the other team?
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And by playing this game
as if our lives depended on it!
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'Cause they do!
Winning is life!
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- Win, win, win!
- Win, win, win!
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Here's referee Marvin
with the tip.
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Ooh,
the ball is gobbled up
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by a Tasmanian devil.
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That's really gonna
hurt Acme Loo.
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And Buster
comes down with it.
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Ooh, look at that kid go!
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Oh, a classic
brick wall belly
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and the ball is stolen!
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Loon Doggle!
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Nice! Way to go! Okay, okay.
Not too bad, team.
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Not too bad.
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What are you talking about?
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We're getting creamed
out there.
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Oh, come on.
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They only have five points.
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And we have negative 25.
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Coach, fun is fun,
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but can you please lead
us to victory?
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Okay. Tell you what, bud.
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You call the next play.
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Me? Call a play?
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Okay!
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{\an8}We're running
a southern sceediddle.
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{\an8}Dizzy, you see anyone
coming for me create a tornado.
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{\an8}Dizzy spin!
265
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Sweetie, you and me will run
a double-toon play.
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Who do you want me to smash?
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Everyone coming my way.
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They'll never know
what hit 'em.
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Let's
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dominate!
271
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:06,729
Here comes
Acme Loo looking to get
on the scoreboard.
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00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,998
- Beep, beep.
- You said it, partner!
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00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:11,367
Buster's got some
serious skills, but it's gonna
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take more than that
to get past this defense.
275
00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,942
Dizzy with
a great sink hole block
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to shoot Buster
through the gap.
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Dizzy, quit messing around.
278
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:27,183
And Acme Loo
loses the ball.
279
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,423
Ooh! Great, wacky mallet
counter by Furballl.
280
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,820
Oh, it looks like
they're having fun out there.
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00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:44,000
Huh, no, you don't.
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00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:45,134
Ha!
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00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,305
Whoo-hoo!
284
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:53,276
What an unselfish
rocket-mess-around by Sweetie.
285
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,711
There's absolutely
no mess around
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with this rabbit. Buster goes
straight for the goal again.
287
00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:14,858
Oh, a big time block with
a looney lasso.
288
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,901
And it's a double stink back.
289
00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:19,568
Tough break for Acme.
290
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,505
And call me old fashioned,
but it just doesn't look
291
00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,241
like Buster's having
any fun out there.
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00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,245
You were amazing!
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00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,514
So fast and cunning and cool.
294
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:33,016
But we didn't score.
295
00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,518
What's the point of playing?
296
00:14:35,616 --> 00:14:38,587
Oh, man, that kid needs
peppy talk.
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00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,856
And I'm, I say, I'm just
the person to do it
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or my name ain't,
Coach Foghorn Jimhorn
Bobhorn Leghorn.
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00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,732
Okay, uh...
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00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,167
I can do this.
301
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,037
Just gotta d...
decide on one hot beverage.
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00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,405
I'll have a Looney Spritz.
303
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,141
Oh, no, the bubbles
may go up my nose.
304
00:14:58,239 --> 00:14:59,842
Not sure if I'm in
the mood for that.
305
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,577
How about a Cold Brewha-ha?
306
00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:05,481
No, uh... The Tea-gees?
307
00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:06,950
Or Java-Rama-Mocha-Mama?
308
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,351
Espresto-change-o?
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00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,287
Okay, Hamton.
It's time to start deciding.
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00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,990
Right?
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00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,525
I mean, it seems like
it's time, doesn't it?
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00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,500
We gotta fix
my indecision problem.
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00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,603
That's what I've been trying
to tell you.
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00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,738
{\an8}It's difficult to understand
what you mean
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00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:32,175
{\an8}on account of all the weird
words you use.
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00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:35,044
{\an8}Thank you for deciding
to tell me that,
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00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,080
{\an8}you glorious collection
of stardust.
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00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:41,284
{\an8}Oh, now let's go back
in my mind and kick
some subconscious butt!
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00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,552
Oh, yeah!
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00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,388
All right,
here we go.
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00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,396
Mountains or forests, Hamton?
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00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,532
It doesn't matter what
I choose, right?
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00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:57,866
Just gotta choose.
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00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,335
Choose.
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00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,072
Choose, choose.
Choose, choose.
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00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,074
Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choose.
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00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,375
Chugga, choose.
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00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,277
Choose, choose!
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00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,014
Help!
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00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:14,083
Whatever your instinct is,
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00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,351
that's the right answer.
332
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:23,726
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
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00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:27,763
I want to fly away!
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00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,997
I did it.
335
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:35,271
Fly, fly Hamton, fly.
336
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,407
Oh, oh...
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00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,900
Whoo-hoo! Watch out, world.
338
00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,768
It's Hamton, the decider.
339
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:08,972
Uh, chooser? No! Decider.
340
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,440
Making decisions feels great.
341
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:16,179
{\an8}Thank you. This was
the best elective ever.
342
00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:19,248
{\an8}Elective?
This isn't an elective.
343
00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,350
{\an8}In fact, I'm not even
technically allowed
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00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,252
to have most of this
stuff on campus.
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00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,392
All right, Sweetie,
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00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,127
Furball, Little Beeper.
347
00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,395
Get on out there.
348
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,330
We're starting with
a Mississippi,
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00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,532
I say, Mississippi Bingo.
350
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,667
Coach, want me to throw
a three four seven?
351
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,269
A Charlestone Chug-a-lug?
352
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:43,506
Buster, don't want you
to do nothing 'cause
you're benched.
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00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,807
Benched?
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00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:48,978
And go, I say, go out there,
team, and have fun.
355
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,514
Acme Loo takes
the field for the second half.
356
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,282
It looks like Coach Leghorn
357
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,352
is keeping star player
Buster Bunny on the bench.
358
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,654
Now, son, let me
learn ya a lesson
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00:17:58,753 --> 00:18:01,224
in the form
of a personal tidbit.
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00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:05,761
I say, I say,
back in the day I had it all.
361
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:08,092
I was a Tooney Ball superstar.
362
00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:10,094
And I was
a stud muffin to boot.
363
00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,096
But I screwed it all up.
364
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,970
Why I took it so serious,
365
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,771
I didn't play to have any fun.
366
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,307
Sure, I crushed
the competition.
367
00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,910
But I also crushed
my team's spirit.
368
00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:23,412
They got tired of me wanting
to win all the time,
369
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,780
so the whole team quit.
370
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,383
I was such
a proud fool,
371
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,187
I tried to take on the opposing
team all by myself.
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00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,122
I just didn't get
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00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,329
what Tooney Ball
was really all about.
374
00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:42,631
You're right.
375
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,700
{\an8}My friends are way more
important than winning.
376
00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:48,204
{\an8}When I first started
playing Tooney Ball,
it was all about fun.
377
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:51,941
{\an8}But then we started winning
and that's all I cared about.
378
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,242
{\an8}And I forgot the fun part.
379
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,244
Now you
get it, kid.
380
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,279
All right!
381
00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,081
Hop out on the field, champ.
382
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,016
Buster Bunny's
back on the field
383
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:02,685
and he is all smiles.
384
00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:06,289
Must've been some
peppy talk from Coach Leghorn.
385
00:19:08,556 --> 00:19:10,259
{\an8}Sorry I was such
a bummer before.
386
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,028
{\an8}Let's have some fun out there.
387
00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,229
{\an8}One, two, three.
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00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:23,872
C minus?
389
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:26,442
But we studied so hard.
390
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,145
You know, those C minuses
are the highest grades
391
00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:31,514
anyone has ever gotten
in this class.
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00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:34,850
Well, I guess getting
straight As
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00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:37,353
isn't the most important
thing in the world.
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00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:40,589
And I got to hang out with you,
which was actually kind of fun.
395
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,891
{\an8}Far be it for me to pay
a compliment to a bunny.
396
00:19:42,991 --> 00:19:46,095
{\an8}But, Babs, I would now
consider you,
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00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:48,797
{\an8}friend, adjacent.
398
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,633
{\an8}Wanna catch
the end of the game?
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00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,667
{\an8}Yes.
400
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,636
{\an8}But let's not make
this a habit.
401
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:54,837
Don't worry.
402
00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:57,506
I'm just as surprised
that I invited you.
403
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,008
With time winding down,
404
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:02,111
Acme Loo has mounted
an amazing comeback
405
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:05,915
led by some truly inspired
wackiness from Buster Bunny.
406
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:10,920
And the visitors come
down with the ball.
407
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:13,256
And it's a kiss-kiss
bang steal.
408
00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:14,757
Yeah. Nice one, Dizzy!
409
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,661
Beep, beep.
410
00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:21,898
Beep, beep.
411
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:23,766
There's the Southern Beeper.
412
00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:26,402
And Furball with
the yoink-a-doodle.
413
00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:29,572
Visitors come away with it,
414
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:31,074
but, whoa, my goodness,
415
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,509
Sweetie drops in with
a whoopie whopper.
416
00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:43,786
Fifi with
a huge floral flabbergaster!
417
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:47,790
Uh-oh. Buster
might be in trouble here.
418
00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:48,925
Come on, kid.
419
00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:50,254
Just have fun.
420
00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,732
Wait! Wait!
421
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:59,868
Buster's gone full silly!
422
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,171
Yeah!
423
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,375
Way to go, toons!
424
00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:10,646
Bro! We won!
425
00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:11,580
We did?
426
00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:13,082
Cool.
427
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:14,350
Cool, cool, cool.
428
00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:15,384
If you care about
that kind of thing.
429
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,086
There you go, champ.
430
00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:18,454
There you go.
431
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:20,856
Buster's actually,
having fun out there.
432
00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:23,326
I suppose the old
adage is true.
433
00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:25,128
The most important
thing in the world--
434
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:31,700
Sorry. Just catching
up on the new elective I chose.