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[theme music playing]

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[man singing rock song in Japanese]

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[music ends]

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[confused muttering]

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What's Kaiser doing up there?

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Just promote the fight, not yourself!

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I appreciate you coming tonight, Retsu.

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I knew I was taking a gamble

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when I announced to the crowd
you were up next.

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I was kind of freaking out,
to tell you the truth!

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If I had introduced you,
and then you hadn't shown up,

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these lunatic fans,
they would've torn me limb from limb!

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So I owe you one for sure!

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[man] Hey!

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What the hell are you doing
in this ring, Kaiser?

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This ring is not the place for you.
This ring is for fighters!

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[audience cheering]

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You hear that sound, Kaiser?

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I think you ought to get lost

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before I throw your sorry ass
to that crowd!

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You're angry with the wrong person.

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You, a former world champion
and in every way still a huge superstar,

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the great Andrei Valev!

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You who in this very ring achieved
your 31st knockout victory!

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Everyone here today celebrates you!

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Everyone that is, except this man!

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He only wants to insult
and humiliate you, Champ!

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In fact, it's not just you he's after!

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He wants to insult you
and the whole world of boxing!

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-[Retsu] Hmm?
-Oh, come on!

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He's half my size, and he's broken!

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How's little pegleg gonna insult me?

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[gleefully] Hmm.

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There's an old Japanese saying I heard.

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It translates, "The bigger the man,
the smaller the brain is."

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[gasps]

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We get this, while you Americans don't.

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So with your limited intellect,
you only see the body as a mass of muscle.

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Our technique has been nurtured
for 4,000 years.

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You cannot grasp it.

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[snickers]

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I see what happened.

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You thought this was
amateur wrestling night!

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You'll find your childish insults
won't have any effect here.

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Retsu, let's start
with a demonstration of your skills.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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To you, I realize this sort of thing is
nothing more than a stupid parlor trick.

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But, you see, it's easy
for the Americans to understand.

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Just to give them a little taste
of your vast technique.

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Seriously, Kaiser?

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I thought you said you were promoting
a legitimate event tonight.

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Do you really think
that by destroying this

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I'm going to impress anyone?

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Huh?!

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Isn't there something else here?

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Something that's larger,
preferably tougher,

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and is far more worthy of being destroyed?

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Well, I uh…

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[impact thud]

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[delighted cheering]

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I started my career
punching out so-called "karate experts."

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So if you want, I'd be glad to fight you
right now, bare-knuckled, Retsu.

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[man 1] Kick his ass, Valev!

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[man 2] Knock his freaking block off!

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[grunts]

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How the hell'd he do that?!

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He didn't break 'em.

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He completely disintegrated 'em!

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[gasps]

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This will be war!

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It's the Dragon versus Goliath!

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The greatest and most glorious match
in history!

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An unprecedented contest for the ages!

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Mr. Retsu! Can you tell us a few things
about your history and your career?

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I'll try. But I'm not a storyteller.

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At age four, I entered Bailin Temple.

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I started training. I continue training.

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And, uh, what's your fight history?

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I don't have an actual record.

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All of my fights
have been unofficial ones.

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[confused muttering]

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Well, then,
what's your record in unofficial fights?

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I've never counted any of them.

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Not the ones I've won,
nor the ones I've lost.

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What were the rules of those fights?

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Meaning?

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Well, did these fights adhere
to the rules of boxing?

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Fighting is only ruled
in terms of winning and losing.

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Do you mean they were more like
the rules in Muay Thai or MMA?

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MMA?

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[confused muttering]

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None of the fights that I've been in
were governed by rules.

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Rather,

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they were about seeing who was stronger.

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May I ask what happened to your right leg?

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I lost it in a fight
I had with a friend of mine.

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-[shocked gasping]
-Did he say friend?

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These kinds of things happen.

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You have to accept
that it's what fights are all about.

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I have a question for Mr. Kaiser.

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What will the rules be
for this next fight?

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Two fearsome fighters will compete
using the power of their fists.

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Those are the only rules!

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In that case,
wouldn't you say that's just boxing?

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[gleefully] Hmm.

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I'll let you boys decide about all that.

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You can call it what you like.

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This Is simply an exhibition, after all.

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You call it an exhibition,

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but is it when one of them
is a former world champion?

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Look, I'm just a humble promoter
trying to make a living.

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If the matchup is to your liking,
then here it is.

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This one's an epic fight
between two beasts.

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If you wanna watch it,
then please be my guest.

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Ahh!

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[coughs, clears throat]

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So, you're gonna get into the ring
with Valev himself, huh?

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Your debut's against a former world champ!

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Ahh.

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Pretty ballsy, Retsu.

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And disrespectful.

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What do you mean by that?

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You're disrespecting all of boxing.

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Your entire career
is just two sparring matches.

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But I guess you think
you're a world champion now,

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all of a sudden.

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[Retsu] Hmm.

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Hey, I know!

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I'll try to get one punch in.
See if this old man--

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[Retsu] Hai!

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Whoa, what do ya know? What up, Bruce Lee?

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Look, you can't even see a punch

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coming from a former boxer
who retired ten years ago!

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That's how quick a jab
from a boxer's gonna hit you!

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If that had been from Valev,
you'd be dead!

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Withdraw from this fight.

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That would be the polite way
to treat the former champion.

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We got no reason
to stay here in Vegas another day.

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We'll take a flight home tomorrow.

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And it'll serve Kaiser right
if we leave him hanging.

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He's a lousy, two-bit,
shyster promoter anyway,

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What… what the hell?
[frightened whimpering]

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[gasps]

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[short, pained yelps]

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-I'm sorry.
-[whimpers]

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When you punched me,

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I reflexively dislocated your wrist.

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You mean you saw the punch coming?

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Yes. But I didn't try
to dodge or block it.

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You've been in the boxing business now
for a long time.

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Your anger is perfectly reasonable.

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That punch was a just punishment
for my having hurt your feelings.

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However,

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I ask that you also try to understand

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my feelings toward the martial arts.

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Uh.

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Well, it is just an exhibition.

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Go ahead and fight, then!

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[Retsu] Thank you!

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[crowd cheering, whistling]

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[man 1] Get him, Chinese Dragon!

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[man 2] Chinese kung fu rules!

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[man 3] Sea King! Sea King!

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[narrator] As he entered the ring,
Retsu was perplexed.

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This was his first time fighting
purely for the public's entertainment.

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It was incomprehensible,

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baffling, nonsensical!

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The very concept
of fighting as entertainment

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was alien to him.

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[Valev roaring]

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[Retsu] Why is Valev
roaring like a madman?

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-Is he pretending to be angry with me?
-I'll kill him!

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He must be doing this
to make it more entertaining.

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Is it really necessary
to go to that extreme?

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Are you ready for showtime?!

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Tonight, the great
People's Republic of China

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bares its fangs to the world
and sends forth its champion!

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-[Retsu] What a charade.
-[Kaiser amps up crowd]

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[Retsu] None of these trappings
are required for a fight.

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[Kaiser] …expanding their influence
over the sports world.

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[Retsu] Even the spectators are acting.
Just playing a role.

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[Valev] Hi-yah!

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You think you can win?

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Bring it on, or die trying!

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All riiight!

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Kick the crap outta that freak!

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[Retsu] Even that move was just for show.

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He knew he wasn't in range
to hit me with that kick.

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Lets go!

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[man in crowd] Yeah!

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Are you ready, Retsu?

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Because playtime is all over with now.

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[Retsu] Hmph.

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Let's fight clean!

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[chuckles] Those shenanigans
were all part of the act.

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But I won't be acting anymore.

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Okay, Retsu.

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Just try not to die right away.

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[bell dings]

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-[crowd] Yeah!
-[Retsu] Hmm?

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[Valev grunting]

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[Fukamachi] How the hell
does he move so fast?

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He's over seven and a half feet tall.

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And he weighs nearly 335 pounds.

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That's some good footwork,
for such a massive man.

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Like I figured,

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his fighting power
isn't just his terrific size.

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So in that case…

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-Huh?!
-Huh?!

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[dramatic music sting]

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You fool! What the hell are you doing?

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[man 1] He's squatting in the corner!

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[man 2] Is he just gonna chicken out?!

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[Valev] You've put yourself
into a corner while facing me.

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You've chosen to put yourself

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into the most dangerous spot
in the boxing ring.

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Even with your rudimentary knowledge
of the sport,

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you must know what that means.

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Hey, you! Get back on your feet!

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Stand up and fight!

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You can't sit down in here!

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What do you mean
when you say "stand" exactly?

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Because I am definitely not seated.

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Though my hips are low,
I am still quite clearly standing.

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And why are you telling me
that I have to fight?

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[referee] Huh? Why?!

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I'm not going to do it.

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I'm not about to fight Valev at all.

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I have no intention of punching
or of being punched by him.

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So, you're giving up the fight already?

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Quitting without even
throwing a single jab?!

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No, I will win this fight.

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But yes, without throwing a single jab.

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Please just step aside, Mr. Referee.

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A punch or two ought to shut this guy up.

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[chuckles]

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Very well. Lets fight!

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The giant Valev was delighted.

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Here he had encountered a fighting style

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he had never before seen or even imagined.

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Nonetheless, he was supremely confident.

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Because he was certain that, in a moment,
he was going to destroy it!

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[Valev grunting]

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[Valev gasps]

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[grunts sharply]

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[pained grunting]

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No-Inch Punch.

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[narrator]The last thing Valev saw
was a single photographer.

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Come on in, my friend,

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Sea King Retsu!

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00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,700
This is your cut of the profit
from last night's fight,

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thanks to that super technique of yours!

253
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,038
This is all mine?

254
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,998
What you did in one single match

255
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:15,503
has overnight made you the most famous
Chinese person in the United States.

256
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,757
My staff has been overwhelmed
with requests for more appearances.

257
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,636
It's no surprise.
Everyone all over the country saw it!

258
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,887
The motionless glove

259
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,390
that suddenly smashed
right through his face!

260
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,147
[crowd cheering raucously]

261
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,732
How are you feeling right now?

262
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,443
It was clear what was going to happen.

263
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,655
All I did was demonstrate
the superiority of kung fu.

264
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,281
With your final blow,

265
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:48,160
it seemed like you were already in contact
and there was no actual movement!

266
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,495
Musunkei.

267
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,164
Also sometimes called the "No-Inch Punch."

268
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,833
It was amazing!

269
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,167
If you say so.

270
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,671
Martial arts here
are still very undeveloped.

271
00:13:58,754 --> 00:13:59,922
[shocked gasping]

272
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,925
[Retsu] I hope to show you
other mature fighting skills,

273
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,719
with whoever you have who is worthy.

274
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,934
With that one comment, you turned
the whole boxing world against you.

275
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,436
Isn't it working out just like I told you?

276
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,439
Man, you're gonna be swimming
in Greenbacks here pretty soon!

277
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,442
And you're gonna be meetin'
some pretty scary monsters too!

278
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,696
But in the meantime,
here, take this money and enjoy it!

279
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,698
Just how much is it?

280
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,783
In dollars, two million.

281
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,452
By weight, it's just shy of 44 pounds.

282
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,039
Put it in that briefcase over there.
It ought to fit just right.

283
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,666
I see.

284
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,461
I don't know exactly
by what means this wealth was created,

285
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714
but if you want me to have it,
then I will.

286
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,299
One other question.

287
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,216
Huh?

288
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,720
[Retsu] What are those filthy boots doing
next to my money?

289
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,971
Huh? [grunts]

290
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,603
Don't tell me what to do.

291
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:59,356
You will put the money into the case,
and then you will hand it to me.

292
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,816
If you don't,

293
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,611
then I'll shatter
those rude, nasty feet of yours.

294
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,864
Thank you.

295
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,617
I had a car sent for you too.

296
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,619
I appreciate it.

297
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,665
Would you like something to drink, sir?

298
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,125
Brandy, perhaps?

299
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,920
No. Oolong tea.

300
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,963
Sorry, sir. I don't have that.

301
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,132
I do have some instant coffee…

302
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,508
[sighs]

303
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,846
What are these limousines
good for, anyway?

304
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,433
[footsteps]

305
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,155
[senses tingling]

306
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,239
Huh?

307
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,159
Oh no! Now?

308
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:56,163
Okay, but I'm not ready!
I'm… I'm gonna need another cup.

309
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,708
But would he really

310
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,378
just show up out of the blue?

311
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,672
He's never been here before!

312
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,923
Not even once!

313
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,675
[footsteps approaching]

314
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,843
[Baki] Oh, he's close.
I can tell he's close.

315
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,012
He's really close! Sixty feet.

316
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,181
No. No, even closer. Thirty feet.

317
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,392
Wait. Closer still!?

318
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,811
Don't tell me
he's already at the front door?

319
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,481
No, no, no.
He can't have gotten that far. [whimpers]

320
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,443
Well, hello there. Welcome.

321
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,987
[ominous music playing]

322
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,489
[Baki] Here. It's Blue Mountain.

323
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,950
Isn't this a surprise?

324
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,703
I had a hunch that you might show up.

325
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,205
That's why I made two cups.

326
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,749
Shows we're related. Right?

327
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,464
Whoa! He's actually drinking my coffee!

328
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,968
Uh, you want any sugar?

329
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,970
Is this it?

330
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:53,971
Sorry?

331
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,558
[Yujiro] Is this
the father-son relationship you're after?

332
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,937
[sighing heavily]

333
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:04,940
Well, yeah.

334
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,151
I guess this is about right.

335
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,238
Is it gonna happen?

336
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,991
Am I finally gonna turn the tables on him?

337
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,076
Are you frightened of your father?

338
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,582
In my whole life,
there's never been a single second

339
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,502
that I haven't been afraid of my dad,
the great Yujiro Hanma.

340
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,880
[slurps]

341
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,257
Simple fear.

342
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,009
Sheer terror.

343
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,510
Admiration,

344
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,595
adoration,

345
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,221
and respect.

346
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,265
At times,

347
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,017
I've even detested you.

348
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,020
[Yujiro] Well,

349
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,106
if you detest me, then why not let it out?

350
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,275
Ah, come on, Dad.

351
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,153
You and I are father and son!

352
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,321
That's just nuts.

353
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,782
And besides,
even if I did decide to fight you,

354
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,033
it wouldn't be in a match.

355
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,119
With both of us training,
and getting into shape for it.

356
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,456
Then facing off at some arbitrary time?

357
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,041
Ridiculous.

358
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,835
Wouldn't it be far more likely
that one day.

359
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,796
living our lives as father and son,

360
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,547
some silly little thing,

361
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,551
something completely trivial happens
and gets us into a petty argument?

362
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,970
Eventually, that turns into a fight.

363
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,557
And finally, the hatred
we've been suppressing bubbles up.

364
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,309
I see.

365
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,393
I agree.

366
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,395
That makes sense.

367
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,565
It may be just as you say.

368
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,069
By the way, son…

369
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,822
[Baki gasps]
Don't tell me this is the moment?

370
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,406
What the hell's wrong with you

371
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,827
that you'd serve your own father
a cup of crappy coffee like that?!

372
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,829
-[Baki] Huh?
-[dramatic music sting]

373
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,539
[Baki] Man, that happened fast!

374
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,290
There it is!

375
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:49,419
A flash point caused
by an unusually trivial event.

376
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,839
I am very sorry, father!

377
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,340
[shocked gasping]

378
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,595
You went to the trouble
to come all the way here,

379
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,099
and I had the nerve
to serve you terrible coffee.

380
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,687
If you can forgive me, father,
I'll never do that again.

381
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,355
[confused groaning]

382
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,359
Yeah, let's just drop the act.

383
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,361
I know you were faking, Dad.

384
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:20,617
Good job seizing on a trivial issue,
but it can't be just some made-up problem.

385
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,869
[confused groaning]

386
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,621
[Baki] See,
you drank the coffee in two gulps.

387
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,498
So it couldn't have been too bad.

388
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,624
You were lying.

389
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,376
Hmm.

390
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,879
Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

391
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,382
This family bonding stuff
doesn't interest me in the least,

392
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,884
and it never has.

393
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,136
That's all there is to it.

394
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,847
Well, father.

395
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,517
I want you to make me some coffee.

396
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,064
Come on. That'd be a really nice thing.

397
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,858
Don't you think so?

398
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,693
Coffee made by you?

399
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653
[tense music playing]

400
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,825
You can have coffee made by Yujiro.

401
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,910
No problem.

402
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:03,911
[gasps]

403
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,414
Just one thing you have to do.

404
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,417
-You wanna know what?
-[gasps]

405
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,920
You have to force me to make it.

406
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,926
You have to grab the reluctant
Yujiro Hanma by the scruff of his neck!

407
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,012
And force him to make it!

408
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,931
If he refuses,

409
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,935
then you slap him, knock him down,
punch him till he submits!

410
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,394
And you don't let up

411
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,688
until he gives!

412
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,773
[gasps]

413
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,194
[Yujiro] You leave him no choice.

414
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,948
You'll have to use sheer force,
like you're tearing a tree in two.

415
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,449
[gasps]

416
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,201
If you can do that, Baki,

417
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,704
he might even cook rice for ya!

418
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,251
[gasping]

419
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,462
[narrator] The tea table
torn into four pieces,

420
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,547
along with the words of his father,

421
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,967
he turned these over in his mind.

422
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,802
[Baki] Well, that was easy.

423
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,221
[gasps]

424
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,264
[breathing shakily]

425
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,683
What is this I'm feeling? Relief?

426
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,143
[narrator] Baki was astonished.

427
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,064
Because when Yujiro Hanma,
the man Baki knew he must overcome,

428
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,232
finally left…

429
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,233
[breathes shakily]

430
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,819
…Baki felt a clear sense of relief.

431
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,989
[yells] Father, wait!

432
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,242
[breathing shakily]

433
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:26,743
What now?

434
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,036
More coffee?

435
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,539
No. Um, my door.

436
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:31,999
Hmm?

437
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,251
Don't slam it like that.

438
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,754
[snickering cruelly]

439
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,757
Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't.

440
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,259
-[gasps]
-[footsteps approach]

441
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,012
[unsettling music playing]

442
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,849
[narrator] And then, inside his mind,

443
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,518
Baki heard himself
telling his father to come back,

444
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,854
and to close the door gently this time.

445
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,858
But he knew telling his father that
would be going too far.

446
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,486
This? This was taking it just far enough.

447
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,281
[Baki] Huh.

448
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,284
That's my dad for ya.

449
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:09,911
Oh, well.

450
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,292
If nothing else,

451
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,878
we're off to a great start.

452
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,258
[theme music playing]

453
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,052
[music ends]