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[dramatic theme music playing]

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[Japanese rock music playing]

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[woman singing in Japanese]

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[music ends]

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So, uh, you think you could beat him?

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-Who? The caveman?
-Yeah.

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Not interested. Sorry.

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-But why not?
-Rumina.

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This guy, "Pickle,"

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he's a priceless
scientific specimen, y'know?

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Like a national monument.
Something to be put on display.

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[slurps[

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Fighting someone like him… [chuckles]

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…would be like trying to remodel
one of the pyramids, I don't know.

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Everyone says
that he's even stronger than a T. rex.

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Yeah, I've heard. [sighs]

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[crunching ice]

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I don't get you, Baki.

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You'll fight anything,
even a praying mantis,

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but you don't care
about fighting the caveman?

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You're right, kid. You don't get me.

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I'm not interested in beating
every other fighter in the world.

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I'm only interested in beating my dad.

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But, man, my dad is just so damn strong…

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Hmm.

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Hmm?

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You're doing it again.

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[chuckles] Doing what?

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Every time you talk to me
about your dad, Baki,

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you look really happy.

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[hesitates, sighs]

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Hmm.

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I look happy?

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[Rumina] You really do.

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[narrator] For Pickle,

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there was one thought
he couldn't get out of his primitive mind.

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The memory of what had happened.

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He could picture
the moment their bodies met.

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What puzzled him was what happened next.

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That sudden movement.

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No opponent had ever done that
to him before.

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Not that one, or that one,

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or even that one.

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-Nothing he'd ever faced had done it.
-[squawking]

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[narrator] It was an unsolvable riddle,

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complicating his simple life.

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It made Pickle happy.

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KUNG FU TRAINING AND RESEARCH CENTER

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Number… …nine!

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[thwack]

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-[gasps]
-He smashed just the ninth one!

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Seven!

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[thwack]

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[instructor] Four!

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[thwack]

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Amazing !

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Never seen anything like it.

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That's precision!

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End of demonstration.

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-[impressed gasping]
-Incredible!

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[Baki] That was really impressive.

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You could do it, too,
if you just applied yourself.

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I dunno.

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I'm not too good at the subtle stuff.

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So, why have you come today?

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You want me to teach you kung fu, then?

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Kung fu is such
a treasure trove of principles.

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Far as I'm concerned,

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you're a great master,

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no matter what you've done.

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Please? Teach me?

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Hmm.

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[grunts]

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No, I won't.

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Frankly,

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you don't interest me, Baki.

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[dramatic music sting]

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Why not?

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[Retsu] Don't take it personally.

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You see, right at this moment,
I am interested in absolutely nothing,

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and no one,

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other than one person.

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[grunts softly]

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You must know who I mean.

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This Jurassic man, the caveman.

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-Pickle.
-[Retsu] That's right.

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[Baki] Not him again.

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But, Retsu, Pickle is a--

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Yes, I know.

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He is a treasure.

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A rare specimen.

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I am fully aware of all that!

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[confused grunt]

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I know it's madness to fight him.

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To even think about wanting to fight him.

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But this feeling that I have,

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it's like a hunger.

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When I have this strong a desire
to fight a man,

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it's a lot like love.

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I feel I have to know him.

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I have to hold him…

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Get him in my grip.

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It's a passion.

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I am burning with a passion
to fight this man,

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this embodiment of savagery
from before time.

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These skills I have
were developed over 4,000 years.

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How will they match up
against the skills of a caveman?

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I can't even imagine
the moves he must have.

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That's why I want to fight him.

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Why I have to fight him!

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[Baki] Unbelievable, I've been dumped.

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Pickle, Pickle, Pickle. That's all
anyone cares about these days.

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Japan's got Pickle on the brain.

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[dramatic music sting]

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[Baki] I bet it's a pain for him too. Hmm.

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[Payne] Captain Strydum
and Mitsunari Tokugawa,

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thank you both for your concern
and cooperation in this project.

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[Strydum] Pickle's wellbeing
is extremely important,

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and not just for research scientists
such as yourself, but for all humankind.

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So when I hear that he hasn't consumed
anything but water for more than a month,

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believe me, I'm fully aware
of the seriousness of the situation.

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We've regarded him as an animal,

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when, in fact, he is a proud warrior.

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A fierce fighter who craves
and thrives on competition.

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He won't eat anything
that he hasn't fought and killed himself.

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Extraordinary!

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He's extraordinary all right.
That's the problem.

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We've tried throwing
a Spanish bull in there with him,

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a Kamchatka brown bear.

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even a lion.

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Pickle just sat there.

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But they took one look at him,
and ran for the hills.

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[whoosh]

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I've never seen a lion
with its tail between its legs before.

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In a war between worlds,
his beats ours without even fighting.

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It all comes down to this.

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Let's hope it proves a worthy opponent.

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Well, we paid enough for it.

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But I guess you expect that
when you're buying an endangered species.

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I feel bad about it,

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but it's for a worthy cause, after all.

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[Mitsunari] It hasn't eaten in five days.

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It's primed and ready to go!

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[Payne] The Siberian tiger.

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The most powerful of the big cats.

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And this one is 4.7 meters long
and weighs 490 kilos.

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One of the largest of its kind.

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In other words, the most ferocious
fighting beast on the planet.

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-[Mitsunari] It's enormous!
-[Payne] It's almost as big as the bull!

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[tiger growling softly]

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[growling]

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[dramatic music playing]

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He's on his feet!

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The tiger looks at Pickle as his prey.

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Yes, and vice versa.

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[snarls]

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[impact thuds]

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[bones cracking]

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Hmm?

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[grunts]

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Huh?

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[loud bang]

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[Mitsunari] How horrifying!

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'Specially for the tiger.

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But that's how it is with Pickle.

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Anything that attacks him
becomes food in his eyes.

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ENDANGERED SIBERIAN TIGER
V CULTURAL ASSET PICKLE

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[paper rustling]

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[sighs heavily]

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A species on the verge of extinction
has just ended up as a lunchtime snack

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for our visiting caveman.

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Asked to comment on the controversy,

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Professor Albert Payne spoke
earlier today.

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I understand that many people are upset,

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but the very fact
that Pickle exists at all

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is really a miracle.

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However, replicating his Jurassic diet
is extremely difficult.

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Because of that,

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we've had to sit and watch
this miracle man starve to death.

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Now, I'm fully aware

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that the Siberian tiger
is an endangered species.

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But the fact is,

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they're the only thing we've found
that Pickle will eat.

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So, we can feel sad

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that there are only 500
of them left in existence.

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But I say we should be grateful
there are still 500!

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And if every last one of them
has to be sacrificed

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in order to keep Pickle alive,
that's a small price to pay, I say!

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After all, a tiger is just a tiger.
Pickle is a one-of-a-kind treasure!

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The professor's comments drew
a quick and angry response

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from environmentalists
and Animal rights activists everywhere.

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Massive protest demonstrations
are being planned by social action groups.

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MITSUNARI TOKUGAWA

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[laughing gleefully]

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It seems everybody's
got an opinion on this one,

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and the police have
quite a few questions themselves!

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[slurps]

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Aah.

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So, Sea King Retsu,
to what do I owe the pleasure?

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You're having trouble
finding food for Pickle?

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Mmm.

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Finding him food
that isn't an endangered species, yes.

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From what I've heard, he'll only eat

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an animal that's strong enough
to fight back.

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Yes, and that's part of the problem.

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These animals must have
some kind of survival instinct.

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They take one look at Pickle and flee.

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Even the lion turned tail and ran.

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-[Retsu] Well, then.
-Huh?

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[Retsu] How do you propose
to solve your dilemma, sir?

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It's a tricky one.

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What do you suggest, Retsu?

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Tokugawa,

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what if you were to feed me to Pickle?

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Huh'?

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[dramatic music sting]

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But, Retsu…

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[reporter] Here he is! Professor Payne,
having been questioned by the police,

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is just now coming out
of the Metropolitan Police Department!

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How do you respond
to all your critics, sir?

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-Nothing to say at this time?
-Is a panda next?

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Are you ready? We'll put you on record.

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[reporters talk over each other]

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I have come here to offer myself.

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Let me be the caveman's prey.

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Yes, well,

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I'm not sure feeding him a human's
a good idea, Retsu.

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But he must be fed.

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The professor said it himself,

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Pickle's very existence is a miracle.

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But letting him eat a human?

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We got in enough trouble
feeding him a Siberian tiger.

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Good sir, do you really assume

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that Retsu would meekly
allow himself to be eaten?

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Huh?

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[Retsu] Pickle may look upon me
as his prey, but I assure you,

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Sea King Retsu is no one's meal.

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[grunts, gasps, sighs]

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[Retsu] And it would be quite a match.

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Huh?

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[Retsu] Pickle versus Sea King Retsu!

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[wails]

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[Payne] What?!
Put a human in there with him?

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Are you insane?

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-[chuckles]
-[snickers]

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[Payne] Hmm?

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[in unison] We've never felt more sane
in our life!

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Besides, the man
freely volunteered for the job.

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[footsteps echoing]

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[Strydum] It's incredible how he can sleep
out in the open like that.

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Most animals in the wild find
a secure place to hide themselves in

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when they go to sleep.

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But he lies there
like he hasn't a care in the world,

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even though he's completely defenseless.

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Lions on the savanna sleep like that,

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so maybe this sense of confidence
comes naturally to Pickle as well.

257
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,752
Only those animals at the very top
of nature's food chain

258
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,462
can afford to sleep that way.

259
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,881
It's the sleeping posture of kings.

260
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,758
But, of course,

261
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:24,303
the Jurassic world he came from
wasn't as forgiving as the savanna.

262
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,807
It was a world of ceaseless rivalry,
constant danger,

263
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,183
and sudden death.

264
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,562
And yet look at him,
lying there so peacefully.

265
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,022
Yes, exactly!

266
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,818
Why would you wanna let a human
go up against a sleeping killer like that?

267
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,988
Well, for one thing, it should make for
an intriguing match, at the very least.

268
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,989
I agree.

269
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,660
A fight between Pickle's pure,
God-given instincts

270
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:51,330
and Retsu's mastery of 4,000 years
of kung fu tradition.

271
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,083
This promises to be an epic battle.

272
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,210
Epic massacre, more like!

273
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,212
He'll be eaten a moment after he wal--

274
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,214
Shut up, Professor, will you?

275
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,216
[Payne splutters]

276
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,634
[narrator] "Shut up"?

277
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,513
Professor Payne had never been told
to "shut up" before.

278
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:12,059
It was a new and puzzling experience
for this Nobel laureate.

279
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,227
Now, wait a minute.

280
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,438
I really must insist
that you hear me out, gentlemen.

281
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,484
You've seen yourselves
what Pickle can do to an opponent!

282
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,738
No human is a match for that combination
of muscle mass and savagery!

283
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,698
[all gasp]

284
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200
[grunt]

285
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,745
[growls softly]

286
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,000
Did I wake him? Was I too loud?

287
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,253
Well, you were a little loud,
but I don't think it was you.

288
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,006
It was something else that woke him.

289
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,425
-[tense music playing]
-[Pickle growls softly]

290
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,262
He's gotten up to meet the foe!

291
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,306
He's never done that before,

292
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,849
not even for the lion!

293
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,520
He must sense
that 4,000 years of kung fu are comin'.

294
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,606
-[Pickle snarls]
-[Retsu] Hai!

295
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,777
[narrator] The savage man knew at once
he was facing a savagely worthy opponent.

296
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,782
He's really taking up a fighting stance!
Well, that's new.

297
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285
I'll never get this chance ever again!

298
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:14,038
[Pickle snarling]

299
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,583
For this contest,

300
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,794
I will call upon all my strength
and every skill I have ever learned.

301
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,796
[snarling]

302
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,591
So perhaps I was wrong about this fellow.

303
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,302
I've never seen Pickle
on the defensive before.

304
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,803
[mystical music sting]

305
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,806
Why's he coming closer to him?
What's he doin'?

306
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,100
[Retsu] I'm inside your zone, Pickle.

307
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,062
[snarling ferociously]

308
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,564
[Retsu grunts]

309
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,151
I knew it!

310
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,861
I knew this wouldn't work!

311
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,072
What'd I tell you?
The man doesn't stand a chance!

312
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,949
Well, one thing's clear.

313
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,826
Sheer strength alone won't cut it.

314
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,829
I'll have to use all my tricks!

315
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,331
[growling angrily]

316
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,458
[Retsu] Hi-yah!

317
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,838
[Retsu grunting]

318
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,218
Hi-yah!

319
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,596
-[Strydum] Is it over?
-[Mitsunari] Already?

320
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,849
Wait, is Pickle crying?

321
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,353
[whimpering]

322
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,816
[Retsu] He took that kick
full in the face.

323
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,360
A normal man would have died.

324
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,612
All he did was fall on his butt.

325
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,115
Well, all I can say to that is…

326
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,574
Well done!

327
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,618
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Pickle growling]

328
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,620
[Pickle snarls]

329
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,375
-[Retsu grunts]
-[whimpers]

330
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,252
[Payne] Impossible!

331
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,129
A human overpowering Pickle?!

332
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,130
Huh!

333
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,214
[grunts]

334
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,384
[grunting]

335
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,970
Yah!

336
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,972
Right on the button.

337
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,351
That was six clean blows
straight to the chin!

338
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,980
It's inconceivable the amount
of damage his brain must have suffered.

339
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,315
It should be mush by now!

340
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,736
Ah, such bliss!

341
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,405
Please don't let it be over already!

342
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,494
[strangled gasping]

343
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,330
[whimpering]

344
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:21,999
[growls softly]

345
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:22,916
[Retsu groans]

346
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,424
[purrs softly]

347
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,926
-[snarling]
-[groans loudly]

348
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,428
[in unison] Pickle bit him!

349
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,930
[choked gasp]

350
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,433
[growling]

351
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,685
[in unison] He's… he's eating him!

352
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,936
[pained gasping]

353
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,937
[grunts loudly]

354
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,023
[snarls loudly]

355
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,447
[pained groaning]

356
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,450
My punches have no effect!

357
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,454
That's me he's chewing on!

358
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,456
[grunting]

359
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,874
[gasps]

360
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,460
-A-ha, that means…
-Huh?

361
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,962
He's finally taking the gloves off.

362
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,717
Now, with both his feet and his fists,
he's fighting bare-knuckled.

363
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,805
[Retsu] You bastard.

364
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,223
How dare you eat me…

365
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,724
[yells] …and cry!

366
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,936
[Retsu grunts loudly]

367
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,729
[grunts]

368
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,814
[gasps]

369
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,732
All my skills,

370
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,776
everything I've learned,

371
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,362
4,000 years of history

372
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,947
have no effect on him!

373
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,283
Is it possible that a world exists

374
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,744
where the martial arts
have become useless?

375
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,540
Then farewell, 4,000 years.

376
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,792
I will abandon all those skills.

377
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,837
If the world has changed, then so will I.

378
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,005
Sea King Retsu.

379
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:56,760
That was the name given to me by my master
when I was initiated into these arts.

380
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,762
But if I am to save myself,

381
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,765
I must become once again Eishu Retsu,

382
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,600
the name my father gave me!

383
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,352
The name my mother gave me!

384
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:09,523
Eishu Retsu will save Sea King Retsu!

385
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,942
Hold on. What kind of pose is that?

386
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,026
No idea.

387
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,779
[Retsu] Must swallow my pride.

388
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,531
[yelling menacingly]

389
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,283
[narrator] The windmill punch.

390
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,620
He abandoned all strategy,
tactics, skill, and efficiency,

391
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,331
and instead relied on pure emotion,

392
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,792
channeling his rage into this.

393
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:33,297
Probably the oldest weapon
of last resort in human history.

394
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,673
[Retsu wailing]

395
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,425
[narrator] But the results were…

396
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,801
[wailing angrily]

397
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,136
You're kidding.

398
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,638
Are those really windmill punches
he's throwing?

399
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,308
What is he,
a five-year-old having a temper tantrum?

400
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,227
[narrator[ For Pickle,
this was very confusing.

401
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,272
He was being attacked,
so of course he fought back.

402
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,066
And when he fought,
he fought with all his strength,

403
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,819
even against an attacker
who was so pathetic.

404
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,573
[gasps]

405
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,575
-He's back to kung fu!
-Aah!

406
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,581
[Retsu] What's wrong with me?
Why did I do that?

407
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,084
I told myself I wasn't going to use
any moves, or tactics,

408
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,586
or skills…

409
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,587
[grunts]

410
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,091
I did it again!

411
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,385
[grunts]

412
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,596
[snarling]

413
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,601
-He's back again!
-Attaboy.

414
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,603
[Retsu] Wha-- What's that?

415
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,397
[male voice echoing] Retsu… Retsu…

416
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,607
[Retsu gasps]

417
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,901
[male voice] You coldhearted fool.

418
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,157
Why are you so coldhearted, Retsu?

419
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,700
[gasps]

420
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,369
[gasps]

421
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,621
[Retsu] What is this? Who are you?

422
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,123
[figure laughs] You don't know?

423
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,626
I am you, Retsu.

424
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,920
Or the you you aim to be.

425
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,631
I am the you that you want to become.

426
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,134
I am the Sea King Retsu.

427
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,637
[Retsu] Is this my ideal self?

428
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,555
I'm disappointed.

429
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,642
You abandoned the martial arts

430
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:12,145
when you decided to use
the windmill punch in this battle.

431
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,107
But the martial arts didn't abandon you.

432
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,194
[gasps]

433
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,155
[Retsu's ideal self]
You're being tested, Retsu.

434
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,408
You need to trust in yourself.

435
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,660
Forget about shouldering the burden

436
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,453
of 4,000 years of history.

437
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,664
Surrender to your body.

438
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,165
If you do not,

439
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:37,170
you will never be capable
of shouldering anything ever again.

440
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,672
Ever again.

441
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,008
-[snarls]
-[Retsu] Trust in myself.

442
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,427
[thrilling music playing]

443
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,014
-[snarling]
-[Retsu] Trust in my martial arts.

444
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,309
Trust in them completely.

445
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,560
[Retsu grunts]

446
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,103
[pained snarling]

447
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,730
[whimpering]

448
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,566
-[Retsu] Don't doubt yourself.
-[snarls]

449
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,944
-[Retsu] Have complete faith in yourself.
-[pained snarl]

450
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,447
[Retsu] Entrust everything.

451
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,614
Everything…

452
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,950
[Pickle groaning]

453
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,452
[snarls angrily]

454
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,954
…to the bosom of the martial arts.

455
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:11,955
[excited groaning]

456
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,540
[Retsu]That's what it means

457
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,417
to shoulder the burden

458
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,211
of 4,000 years of history!

459
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,505
[grunts]

460
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,842
[dramatic theme music playing]

461
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,428
[music fades out]