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-NARRATOR: Do you wish
you could take back

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the worst day of your life?

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♪♪

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♪♪ [Mozart's Symphony No. 40
in G minor]

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-Can you smell my vagina?

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Not... Uh...

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No.

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I'm not saying you look like
a pervert or anything.

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I've got nothing against
perverts.

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My Uncle Trevor
was a pervert.

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Sorry, I made this weird.

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I didn't mean to
make it weird.

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The thing is...

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I sort of
haven't been home yet.

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Now, this is wild,
so wait for it.

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Yesterday afternoon,

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I went to the birthday party
of a two-year-old.

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[chuckles]
My friend's little girl.

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I mean, well... I mean,
our husbands work together,

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I've only met her twice,

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but it was a costume party,
obviously, hence...

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Et voila.

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I'm, like, an angel,
basically.

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You know,
like from the Bible.

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I was checking that
I didn't smell sort of thing.

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'Cause like I said,
I haven't been home.

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I actually think
I might still be drunk.

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I'm Jenny, by the way.

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I am great fun at parties.

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Reliable. I'm usually
the first person to arrive,

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and the last person to leave.

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That being said,
even I know that sometimes

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you just gotta go home and
wash off your congealed mascara

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and change your dirty panties.
Am I right?

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Uh...

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I hate waiting.
Don't you?

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So fucking boring.

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[sighs]

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Me and my husband
are trying for a baby.

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I think my womb is fucked.

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I find it kinda funny when
people say that, you know?

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"Trying" for a baby.
Basically just means

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he's ejaculating
inside me constantly,

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but, you know,
in a romantic, organized way.

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And I don't really
mind him doing it.

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It's just nice to feel wanted
by your husband, you know?

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Even if it is mainly to be
used as an incubator to grow

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a miniature version of him
inside me

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to feed his faltering ego.

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Oh, he's an AI counselor.

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We've been together
seven and a half years.

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We met at a sushi bar.

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He did have a brief dalliance
with Flavia from accounts,

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but that was more my fault
because

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I made him feel insecure about
his receding hairline.

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And I think he'll be
a great father.

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You know?
He's really wide.

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And, uh, you know, we always
talked about having kids.

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I just... I hope that they
inherit my bone structure

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because Lazlo is
built like a potato.

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Lazlo's my husband,
by the way.

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Lopsided penis.

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And I know that
it sounds like a cliché,

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but I just know that
I was born to be a mother.

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I'm patient and I'm... Ah.

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Kind. You know?

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I've got so many Tupperwares.

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And whenever I hold
another person's baby,

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it stops crying.

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Like, right away.

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Plus, I'm not afraid of poop.

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Or of accidentally killing it.

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Anymore.
[chuckles]

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Also, kids fucking love me.

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Seriously.

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The kid next door,
obsessed with me.

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He's very sweet,
actually.

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Tyler. He runs out to see me
whenever I get home.

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It's like he waits for me,
listening for my car.

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Like I got some creepy,
adorable stalker.

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[sighs]

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I used to baby-sit him.

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Back when we first moved in.

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Yeah, just weekends,
you know,

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or the odd evening
after school.

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It's not really a big deal.

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Well, I mean, it was
a big deal at the time,

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because I really
looked forward to it,

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but I hardly ever
think about it now.

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I wanted his dad to
sit on my face.

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I know.

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The truth is that Carl,
my neighbor,

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is the sexiest man on Earth.

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He's got those
tanned veiny hands

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that you can just imagine
fondling your breasts.

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I was going out to
take out the trash

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and he just appeared.

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Like a mirage.

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Leaning over the fence.

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"Hey, neighbor," he purred.

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His chiseled jaw
catching the light,

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and the trash bag split
and my ovaries exploded.

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It was like I went into
some kind of a weird trance.

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You know?

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I know that he was talking
something about lawnmowers,

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but all I could focus on
was his Adam's apple.

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So prominent.

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I had this overwhelming urge
to just suck it.

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And then his son came
bounding over, thank God.

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I think I agreed to baby-sit
purely out of embarrassment.

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That, and also, I wanted to
snoop around Carl's house

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and sniff his
dirty boxer shorts.

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I was gonna trick him into
falling in love with me.

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So it seems like
an excellent plan.

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But I really didn't know
how to baby-sit.

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Uh, and Tyler liked to
talk about Spider-Man.

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Did I know that Spider-Man
could build a web

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strong enough to hold
The Hulk?

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Did I know that Spider-Man
could bench press

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ten tons
at 200 miles per hour?

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After a while,
I just started to say yes.

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Cutting him off
before he could finish.

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Did I know that
Spider-Man... Yes.

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Did I know...
Fucking yes.

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Oh, I mean, I didn't say
the F word, obviously,

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but you get my drift.

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I mean, it's just hard work
pretending to be

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interested in somebody
when somebody is just,

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like, whittling on,
you know what I mean?

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Honestly,
I think I just thought

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there would be
a lot more sittin'.

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You know, just hanging out
in another person's house.

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Got to remember,
I wasn't being paid for this.

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I mean, Carl had offered,

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but I thought that
if I took the cash,

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he'd be less likely
to pay me in sex.

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I knew I had to make
the kid like me,

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because if the kid liked me,
then the dad would like me.

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So I let him run wild.

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Like a hooligan.

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He was riding his bike
in the house,

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having ice cream for dinner.

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Oh, it was so much fun.

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The most fun I had in years.

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I forgot that feeling,
you know?

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You know, just to be...

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free and fuckin' tear shit up.

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Oh...

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I felt like I could be myself
around Tyler.

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He didn't judge me.

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You know?

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And yeah, he talked about
Spider-Man a lot,

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and he could be a tedious,
dweeby little bore,

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but he was also just
really open.

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I mean, I know that sounds
ridiculous

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'cause I'm talking about
an eight-year-old,

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but... he'd listen to me.

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Like what I had to say
actually meant something.

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I have always found it
so difficult

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to open up to people.

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Ask anybody,
I'm a very closed book.

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And Tyler would
ask me questions.

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And I told him the truth.

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The actual truth.

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How I hated being
Jenny Taylor.

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How I didn't blame
my reproductive organs

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for rejecting me.

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How I didn't know if I could
ever love my own baby

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knowing that we shared
the same shitty DNA.

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I mean, he told me
about his life, too.

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How the little turds
in his class

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would bully him
about his glasses.

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I mean, I could see why,
they were fucking hideous,

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but...

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I felt this sort of
responsibility.

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Like I wanted to protect him.

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And then there was one day
where he just started to cry.

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And I remember that
I just held him close...

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this tiny lycra-clad
quivering body,

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and I started to cry, too.

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Unashamedly.

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We both just sat there on
the floor of his playroom

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sobbing into
each other's arms.

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Two snotty humans
just hurting.

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And afterwards,
he looked up at me...

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his disproportionately
magnified red eyes

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without a hint of malice,

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and he said,

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"Vivian said you were sad."

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And in that moment,
as I looked back at him,

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I knew that Carl had
a fucking girlfriend.

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And I should have known,
actually,

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because there were
two toothbrushes

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in his bathroom.

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And, of course,
Carl had a girlfriend.

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Why wouldn't Carl have
a girlfriend?

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[clattering]

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Motherfucker!

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Ugh!

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I met her, eventually.

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This "girlfriend."

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Annoyingly beautiful.

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One of those thin women
that you just know

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has all her pubes lasered off.

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French looking. I mean,
she is fuckin' French.

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But she also looks French.

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In an expensive
Breton top way,

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not in the garlicky way.

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Worst of all,
she's fucking nice. Ugh!

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I felt kind of pathetic
after I saw her.

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Kind of silly.

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I mean, to think that Carl
would ever look twice

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at somebody like me.

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I still carried on
babysitting, though.

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Not because of Carl,
obviously,

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even though he was still
the sexiest man on Earth,

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but because of Tyler.

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Yeah. I grew fond of
the little dweeb.

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As I used to wander around
Tyler's messy lived-in house

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in my bare feet,

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I used to imagine that
it was my house,

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that I lived there,

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that it was me who was
perfect and French.

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I used to try on her shoes,
painful little pointy things.

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I had a bath once
in their en suite.

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Ahh.
And one night,

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after I made sure
Tyler was asleep,

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I went to their bedroom.

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I looked at myself again
in their full-length mirror,

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and I told myself out loud

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how beautiful I was.

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How I was too good for them.

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How I was
a nice fucking person

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who deserved a man like Carl
and a hairless French vagina.

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And then I just started
to get undressed.

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Mm... first my dress,
then my underwear,

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'til I just stood there
stark buck naked,

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wearing nothing but a smile
and her painful pointy shoes.

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[chuckles]

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And I think I must have been
very drunk,

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and I must have dozed off,

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because next thing you know,

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I am awoken by this
God almighty scream.

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"Why are you in our bed?

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"Why are you naked?

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Out of my shoes!"

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And, obviously, all
the screaming woke up Tyler,

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who just stood at
the top of the stairs

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asking me what was wrong.

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"Don't worry.
Everything's fine,"

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I told him.

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But Carl threw me
out of the house

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and he hissed in my face,

254
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"Don't you ever
come around here again.

255
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:14,255
"If I ever see you
so much as talk to Tyler,

256
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,965
I'm gonna call the police."

257
00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,468
It was really humiliating.

258
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,511
There was such hatred
in his eyes,

259
00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:23,848
and, like, he thought
I was a monster.

260
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:28,478
And so I never went back
after that.

261
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,688
And I don't think they ever
told Tyler what happened,

262
00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:32,773
which is a good thing.

263
00:12:32,857 --> 00:12:34,192
And it would break my heart

264
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,986
when he would come
running out to see me,

265
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:38,529
and I'd have to ignore him.

266
00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:43,075
His sad little voice
calling over the fence,

267
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:46,370
"Jenny. Jenny, why don't you
like me anymore?"

268
00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:51,375
I think I might have been
his only friend.

269
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:58,049
In many ways,
he was kind of mine.

270
00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:02,887
And our two houses
share a driveway,

271
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,598
and still, now,
to this day,

272
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:09,310
whenever I get home,
he comes running out to see me.

273
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:14,273
This little Spider-Man figurine
taps on my Alfa Romeo window.

274
00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,695
I mean, it's kind of annoying,
actually,

275
00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,531
'cause he's scratching
the glass.

276
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,034
I still masturbate over
the pointy shoes.

277
00:13:27,078 --> 00:13:29,997
♪♪

278
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:31,165
Woo!

279
00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:36,170
♪♪

280
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:06,284
♪♪

281
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,414
I can't actually remember
what I'm waiting for.

282
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:19,839
Why the fuck am I here?

283
00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,258
I just wish I could remember
how I got here.

284
00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:28,514
I was at the party...

285
00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:32,018
but I wasn't drinking.

286
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:35,396
And there were so many
dull people...

287
00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:38,107
talking about
their dull children.

288
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,902
I remember one man
just showed me

289
00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:45,156
an endless VR of
his son sleeping.

290
00:14:45,239 --> 00:14:47,992
Since when did sleeping
become a spectator sport?

291
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:54,498
Just beige conversation
with beige people

292
00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:57,168
eating beige food...

293
00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,337
and it was giving me
a stomachache,

294
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:03,007
so I went and I hid in
the downstairs bathroom.

295
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:07,219
It was quiet in there.

296
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:12,516
The hum of the fan
was like white noise,

297
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,728
and I let it wash over me
as I sat on the toilet

298
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,481
with my underwear
around my ankles.

299
00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:21,233
It had been four weeks.

300
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:24,445
Four weeks of waiting.

301
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,241
I thought it had
finally worked this time.

302
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:33,788
I was five days late.

303
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,584
And I knew I would love her.

304
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:41,671
Because Tyler had shown me
that I was worthy of love.

305
00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:46,175
And I didn't feel it inside me

306
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:49,053
this new missing piece.

307
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:51,347
You know,
my body just told me.

308
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,224
My nipples were sore.

309
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:56,143
I had this weird
metallic taste in my mouth.

310
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,815
But, um...

311
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,566
then I saw it on the tissue.

312
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:05,319
Blood.

313
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,030
So much blood.

314
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:16,622
The missing piece
I had been praying for...

315
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:18,165
dead in my underwear.

316
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,211
You know, I don't even know
how long I was in there,

317
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,923
but somebody was
banging on the door,

318
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:28,592
and I didn't have
any stuff with me,

319
00:16:28,676 --> 00:16:30,469
so I just ransacked
the cupboards,

320
00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:32,263
but there wasn't anything.

321
00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:34,265
I could just find
tissue paper and...

322
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:37,017
I already blocked up the toilet
so I just...

323
00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:38,978
got out of there
as fast as I could,

324
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:43,816
and didn't make eye contact
with anyone in the line.

325
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:47,069
And I walked
straight over to the buffet,

326
00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:51,073
and I poured myself
a large glass of Pinot Grigio.

327
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:53,826
[chuckles]
And I downed it.

328
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,953
And then
I poured myself another,

329
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,164
and I kept knocking 'em back

330
00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,583
until my heart
didn't hurt anymore,

331
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,962
until I couldn't hear
all the two-year-olds playing,

332
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:08,799
until I was numb and buzzied.

333
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:13,095
And then it was like

334
00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:17,016
the party seemed
so much better then.

335
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,852
Like it was suddenly full of
possibilities.

336
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:22,521
I wanted to talk to people,
you know?

337
00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:24,982
And I was mingling with
the crowd.

338
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:27,193
I was laughing and dancing.

339
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,029
I was being really funny.

340
00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:31,322
I was being vivacious.

341
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:33,449
I... I had this bottle of vodka

342
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:36,285
and I was just pouring it
into people's mouths.

343
00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:39,955
And I could sense very clearly

344
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,208
that Colin was pressed.

345
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,085
So I dragged him
across the garden

346
00:17:45,169 --> 00:17:46,170
over to the drinks.

347
00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:48,339
"Colin needs a Bailey's!"

348
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:50,007
[laughs]

349
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,468
And I grabbed the bottle
out of the icy water,

350
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:56,514
but then, uh, it was,
like, slippery and cold.

351
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,058
And we fought over
the screw cap.

352
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:02,061
And the next thing,
we're on the floor.

353
00:18:02,144 --> 00:18:03,479
[laughs]

354
00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:06,190
Absolutely hysterical.

355
00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:11,654
And I'm sloshing the Bailey's
all over his face.

356
00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:16,742
And then people start shouting,
crowding around us.

357
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:20,496
And Lazlo's there, too,
like, his face is all red,

358
00:18:20,579 --> 00:18:22,206
and he's saying,
"You're embarrassing yourself,

359
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,792
you need to go home."

360
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:27,294
And it's nasty.

361
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,088
And it's hostile.

362
00:18:29,171 --> 00:18:31,674
A sea of angry faces.

363
00:18:31,757 --> 00:18:34,677
And I can feel the shame
flushing my cheeks,

364
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,264
and, you know,
I try to explain,

365
00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:40,474
but everybody hates me.

366
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:42,268
People are pointing at me and...

367
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:45,688
and then I could see
somebody laugh,

368
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:49,692
"And I think we're all
aware of the situation."

369
00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:51,402
And I look down,

370
00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,904
and then I see that
I bled through my dress.

371
00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:59,368
[sniffles]

372
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:01,287
And I just... I...

373
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:04,081
I just need to
get out of there.

374
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:10,254
So I... I push my way through
the barrier of bodies,

375
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:13,382
hot, salty tears
stinging my eyes.

376
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:18,345
And I just...
I need to go home.

377
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:23,100
And I... I know that
I shouldn't drive,

378
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:26,061
but it's only
around the block.

379
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,814
So I stumbled into
my Alfa Romeo,

380
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:32,109
and I scan my retina
to start the ignition,

381
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:36,697
and I slam my foot hard
on the gas,

382
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:41,076
speeding away from
all of the pain.

383
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:45,080
And there's tears in my eyes
blurring my vision.

384
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:48,667
The humiliation there,
it's still in the car,

385
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:52,129
like an unwanted guest in
the passenger seat.

386
00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:56,050
And the road seems distorted,

387
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,344
warped and unfamiliar,

388
00:19:58,427 --> 00:20:00,554
but I know that
I'm nearly there,

389
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:04,850
so I cling onto
the steering wheel,

390
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:07,645
and as I swerve around
the bend,

391
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,648
and I could see my driveway,

392
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,942
but I'm... I'm gaining speed.

393
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:15,027
Flash of the mailbox.

394
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,946
I rub at my eyes.

395
00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:19,073
I'm losing control.

396
00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:21,116
But I slammed on the brakes,

397
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,077
but it just happened
all so fast,

398
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,996
the horrible impact
as I crashed.

399
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,083
And there's colors
and cracking and limbs.

400
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:35,255
And the Spider-Man figurine.

401
00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:45,557
[sobbing]

402
00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:50,104
No!

403
00:20:53,649 --> 00:20:55,651
[sobbing]

404
00:20:57,987 --> 00:21:01,240
No, I didn't.
I didn't do it.

405
00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:05,577
[sobbing]

406
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,962
♪♪

407
00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:17,214
-MALE VOICE: Consciousness
upload almost complete.

408
00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:20,509
Hey, Kev. She's ready for
cerebral extraction.

409
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:22,720
-Let's just make it quick.
I'm supposed to be on lunch.

410
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:27,808
♪♪

411
00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:31,145
I'm uploading
her memories now.

412
00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:33,313
It'll take, uh, 10 minutes.

413
00:21:33,397 --> 00:21:35,232
Ah, shit.
You know who this is?

414
00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:36,900
This is that kid killer.

415
00:21:36,984 --> 00:21:39,028
-MALE VOICE:
Oh, shit, you're right.

416
00:21:39,111 --> 00:21:40,404
I know she's a memory donor,

417
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:42,740
but who's gonna want
her memories?

418
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,158
-You'd be surprised.

419
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,909
Shame she didn't die
in that crash.

420
00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:47,661
Coma feels too easy.

421
00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:49,705
Know what? Fuck it.
I'm taking lunch now.

422
00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:51,999
Gonna let her sit in that
memory a little longer.

423
00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:54,043
-MALE VOICE: Hey, any idea
what soup it is today?

424
00:21:59,381 --> 00:22:02,384
♪♪