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(TRAM BELL RINGS)

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(BIRDS TWITTER)

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New boy's here. Hello, Viktor.

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Morning, Mr Chen.
Morning, Viktor.

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I thought a Gone Bananas
might be in order. Busy day ahead.

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Now, I want to pick your brain

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vis-a-vis Roz's upcoming
birthday celebrations. Any thoughts?

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Depends -
do you want a one-off party

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or a birthday week-type thing
with something fun every day?

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I think a one-off thing is ample.

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Shouldn't you be at your desk?
It's 8:07.

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Well, technically,
I start at 9:00, Viktor.

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Right, then, take that,
go and get a head-start on your day.

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Yeah, you're in charge
while Ray's away.

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Mm. Good luck, everyone!

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Really? Where's Ray gone?

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Annual golfing trip
with Dodge, Hawk and Prowsie.

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Now, Mr Chen,

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do you have time for a quick
stand-up meeting before Roz arrives?

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Kitchen? 10 minutes?
Stand-up meeting. Got it.

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Excellent. Thank you, Mr Chen.

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I love that guy.

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You should probably get to work,
Helen.

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Thought I was in charge
while Ray was away.

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Yeah, when you're working you are.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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No, I'm not against a pinata,
I just...

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Ooh, meeting adjourned.

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Thank you, Mr Chen.
Thank you, Viktor.

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Good morning, team.
Good morning, Rozalind.

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One Mango Fandango.
(GASPS)

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Shall we?
Let's.

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That's our little one. Franny.
Six months.

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Just swipe.
Yeah. Baby. Nice.

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There's more. Keep swiping.
Yeah.

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Isn't she beautiful?
Yes.

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Just like her mum.
Baby, baby, baby...

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I'm doing all the dad duties
this time,

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you know, changing nappies,
babysitting.

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It's not babysitting
when it's your own baby, hun.

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Remember?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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Oh. What's that?
Is that a... button mushroom?

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What?
Is that... Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Hey...
Oh, that's... That's my penis, yeah.

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Oh!

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Just a little dick pickeroo
for the wife.

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Hey! David!

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You're here to update your will
and make Jess your sole beneficiary.

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Yes. I'm his wife.

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Beautiful wife.
Yep, youth is beautiful.

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And, Jess, I assume we're going
to do your will today as well?

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No. I'm 28.

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I'm not dying anytime soon.

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Yeah, we don't know that.

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I mean, no-one does.

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Point is, if David dies...
Then I would absolutely bereft.

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Of course. David dies, you're sad...

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Bereft.
OK, bereft.

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Thing is, if he dies, then you die...

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Yeah, sorry, can we just stop
talking about people dying?

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You're upsetting my wife.
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

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She's young.

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Yes. I can see that.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
That's a nice one.

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Happy with that?
Lovely!

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Doesn't my hair look great in that?
It does. It really does.

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Alright, here I go.
Posting to @ConchMediation.

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Instagram done.
(GASPS)

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Now TikTok.
Mm.

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Is that on brand for Conch,
do you think?

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It's more about
whether YOU'RE comfortable

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communicating your corporate message
through dance.

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Oh. I don't... I don't know.

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What would that look like?

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I've no idea.

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Ah, it's coming.

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Mediation.

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It's...

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Mediation, mediation.

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It's all about conversation.

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That's not bad!

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Something like that?
Yeah, something like that.

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Let's go again.

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Mediation. Mediation.
It's all about conversation.

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Yeah, I get it. You're in love
and no-one wants anyone to die.

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But just shush and listen, OK?

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If David dies and you inherit
everything, then you die intestate...

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Why would I die interstate?

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Did I take a holiday
to deal with my grief?

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Oh, no. I'm sorry - intestate -
it means without a will.

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Yeah, hun, it... it means
without a will.

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She's young.
Can we just use plain language?

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There's no use to show off, Hannah.

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It's Helen, and my point is,

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if you die without a will,

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then little Franny bubs here

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inherits absolutely everything.

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Well, perfect.
Then I don't need a will.

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Yeah, you're not at all concerned

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about your children
from your first marriage?

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Why would he be concerned?
I love those girls.

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They're like my big sisters.

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OK, so, we're just going to trust

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that Jess
will distribute everything evenly

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and do the right thing
by all of your children.

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Of course.
You trust me, don't you, hun?

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110%.

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Wouldn't it be simpler

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to just make a provision
in your will, right here, right now,

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for all of your children
AND your beautiful wife?

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Why? Because we don't trust me?

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No, I think we're done here, Hannah.

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It's Helen.
Come on, hun.

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Yeah, hang on, babe,
because she might have a point,

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you know,
it might make it easier for you...

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Disagree. Thank you for your time.

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This wasn't a free consult.
Let's go, please, David.

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Now.
That's the kitchen.

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Yeah, well, she's... she's, um...
young.

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Thanks, Heather.

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I AM sending an invoice.

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(TRAM BELL RINGS)

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What are you doing in here?

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I'm in charge this week,
so, I'm using Ray's office.

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Oh. Well, don't move anything.

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I'm sure he's got some sort
of system happening here.

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Do you think?

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So, it's Rozalind's birthday
this Friday,

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and she has asked me
to tell everyone no gifts required.

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Fine with me.

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She doesn't want
anyone making a fuss.

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Roz?

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I mean, I'M not gonna make a fuss.

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I think once you turn 40
enough with the birthdays.

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You know, you should just do
the big ones - 40, 50, 60...

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It is a bit of a special one this
year. She's turning the big 5-2.

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That's not special.
So, keep Friday free.

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We're going to surprise her
with a few drinks after work.

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Great. OK. Yep.
Alright.

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Now, if you did want
to get her something...

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No, no, I'm totally good
with the no-present thing.

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Yes, but if you DID
want to get her something,

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she's asked that you make a donation
to her favourite charity.

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Acapella SOS? What even is that?

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Oh, they visit disaster areas.

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They sing,
they raise people's spirits.

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Look, just $20, whatever you can
manage. It's a wonderful cause.

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Is it?
Yes, it's her passion project.

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Seems a bit insensitive

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singing at disaster zones.

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Oh, that's Roz.

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Mm, she looks happy.

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How weird.

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(KNOCKS)
Yes, George?

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I'm organising the running order
for Roz's party on Friday night.

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Party? I thought it was
a few drinks after work.

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Yeah. I'm gonna be doing close-up
magic. Viktor's doing a song.

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What do you want to do?

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I could do a French exit?

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Roz loves French stuff.
I'll put you down for that.

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OK. Put me on early.

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Got it.

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Knock-knock. I'm collecting
for Roz's birthday present.

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What? No, you were just in here
saying she doesn't want a present.

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This is a present from the office.
It's not a present from YOU.

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Well, then shouldn't the office
pay for it?

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Helen, don't be cheap.
I'm not being cheap,

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I'm just pointing out that if
the office wants to buy a present...

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Come on. Big 5-2!

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Viktor, 52 - it's not a big one.

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It's not a thing.
$20, that's all I'm asking.

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Alright,
does that get me out of donating

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to her singing disaster group?

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That is between you and your
conscience. Now, do you have $20?

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Well, no, not on me,
but I will get it to you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, why does it have to be so hard?

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(PHONE BUZZES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(KNOCKS) Sorry, me again.

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I was talking to Viktor,
and we thought it'd be nice

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if everyone chipped in to get Roz
a bottle of French champagne

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to toast with
at the party on Friday night.

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We want to get it
from the Champagne region,

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but that puts the price up
a little...

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
I'm not here!

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David Bunting is here to see you.

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Uh... Yeah, hi.
OK, so, I've had a bit of a think...

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OK, well come on in, take a seat.
Please.

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..and I've decided
to take your advice about the will.

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OK. And what about
your beautiful wife?

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(QUIETLY)
Well, we'll tell the wife later.

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Or... maybe DON'T tell her.

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I mean, by the time she finds out,
you're dead.

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What's she gonna do,
attack your corpse? (CHUCKLES)

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What?

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Sorry, that came out wrong.
I was trying to...

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Well, I was trying to do a joke.

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Probate law jokes.

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Anyway, so...
Yeah. Who's the corpse?

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Well, you'd be dead.

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Uh-huh.
So, that makes you the corpse.

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OK. Right.
That's obvious. God. Pfft.

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Keep up.

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(TRAM BELL RINGS)

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Just sign that last one.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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Jesus Christ!

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Helen, uh...
Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Hey! You!

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How did you know where I...
I tracked your phone.

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Tracked his phone?
Life 360.

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It's about trust.

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Are you cutting me out of the will?
No, hun, look, she just thought...

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Hey, don't throw me under the bus.

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This wasn't my idea.
Is that the will?

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Is this it?
What are you gonna do now?

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Well, I'm gonna call Joseph Nieman
'cause you just ripped up his will.

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We should go somewhere and talk.
What's there to talk about?

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If there's no trust,
there's no marriage.

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I hope you're pleased with yourself,
you homewrecker.

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Homewrecker?
Yeah, are you happy?

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It was her idea. All of this.

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I'm gonna report you.
To who? And for what?

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To social media, for a start.

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I've got a lot of followers.
It's true, she does.

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She was on that TV show, 50 Hottest
Nobodies. She finished top 10.

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Yeah. I'm still not sure
what you're reporting me for.

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Well, then let me spell it out
for you.

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You attacked my personality,
you disrespected me,

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you disrespected my marriage

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and I'm pretty sure it's illegal
for a husband to sign a document

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without his wife present.

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I'm pretty sure it isn't.
I think you're right.

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I think it's actually against the...
We aren't speaking right now.

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Do you have any idea
how out of your league I am, David?

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I do.

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She's well out of your league.

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VIKTOR: You know, I haven't heard
from your father all day.

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I hope he hasn't put a fork
in the toaster or something.

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I'm sure he's fine.
I got a text from him earlier.

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Maybe I'll invite him
to Roz's party.

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Do you think the Grubers would mind?

243
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,040
Oh, honestly,
I think they'd jizz their pants.

244
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,560
(SIGHS)

245
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,119
Petro? Hey, if this is about
the restraining order,

246
00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,759
I've told you
you need a different type of lawyer.

247
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,599
Helen, lovely to see you.

248
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,799
Please, don't be concerned.
This is not about me.

249
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800
OK.

250
00:09:15,801 --> 00:09:17,319
Take a seat.

251
00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,720
Mm, very formal. Alright.

252
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,519
Have you heard of the journalist
Simon Bramovich?

253
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,879
He has a television program
called The Informers.

254
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,559
Yeah, he's the guy
who shouts all the time.

255
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,079
Yes. He's a consumer watchdog.

256
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,919
Well, I think he's more of a hack
who pays people to dob on each other.

257
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,959
Correct. That's his catchphrase -
'Snitches get riches'.

258
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,159
Yeah, nice.
Not really.

259
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,079
I think someone snitched on you,
Helen.

260
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,959
On me?! Oh. What'd I do?

261
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,159
Mr Bramovich contacted me and asked
if I had any beefs with you.

262
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,279
Beefs?!
That's the word he used, 'beefs'.

263
00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,559
And did you have any beefs?

264
00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,959
No, Helen, no beefs.
No beefs.

265
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,879
But I believe
he's talking to all your clients.

266
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,079
He's looking for anyone with a beef.

267
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,559
How does he even know
who my clients are?

268
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,199
He's an investigative journalist,
Helen,

269
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,159
that's what they do -
they investigate.

270
00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,839
And he did a call-out on Facebook.

271
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,319
Well, thank you, Petro.
I appreciate the heads-up.

272
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,959
It's my pleasure, Helen.

273
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,519
And speaking of pleasure,

274
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,599
I wondered if you might like
to join me for dinner this evening.

275
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,279
Oh, that is a lovely offer,
but I'm going to say no, thank you.

276
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,519
That's OK.
Mm-hm.

277
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,559
I'm on a mission
to find my soulmate.

278
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,519
It's a numbers game.
You have to ask everyone.

279
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,519
Yeah, the doorknocker approach.

280
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,240
Good luck with that.
Thanks.

281
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,159
George, perhaps you'd like
to join me for a meal this evening?

282
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,519
No, but thank you very much
for asking me.

283
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,079
It's OK.

284
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:34,719
One day, Helen, I will knock
and that door will open.

285
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,320
I hope so, Petro. I hope so.

286
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,039
What was that about?

287
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,719
Apparently Simon Bramovich
has been sniffing around about me.

288
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,319
On The Informers?
Mm.

289
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,639
Shit, what are you gonna do?
Ignore it.

290
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,799
I mean, only idiots watch that show.

291
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,679
Helen, Ray watches that show.

292
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,360
My grandma does too.
Yeah, alright, so do I.

293
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,199
Is it weird
that I find Simon Bramovich

294
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,679
just a little bit attractive?

295
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,159
Oh, Helen.
It is weird.

296
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,880
I shouldn't have said it.
I wish I didn't.

297
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,399
ROZ: Helen?
Yes, Roz?

298
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,599
Can you go down to Blendology
and get me a beverage?

299
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,599
Why can't Viktor do it?
It's a bit personal. It... (SIGHS)

300
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,319
I'm a little egg-bound.
What?

301
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,119
I need one of Melcome's fibre fixes
to get things going.

302
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,199
You know the one.
Oh, no, not a Plop Of The Morning?

303
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,839
That's the one.
No, I don't want to order that...

304
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840
Yes.
No.

305
00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,560
Oh, come on, it's my birthday week,
do it as a present for me.

306
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,159
Birthday week. Not even a thing.

307
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,760
I'll take that, thank you.
Agh. No!

308
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,800
(SIGHS)

309
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,919
You're a cameraman.
That's what you do.

310
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,680
Get ready to go. Now, now, now.

311
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,599
Here we go. That's her. Get me
a bit, get me a bit of b-roll.

312
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,279
Alright, here we go.
She's getting a juice.

313
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,119
Come back here, come back here.
I want this. I want this.

314
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,599
Plop Of The Morning for Roz.

315
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,559
"Blending trouble with mischief."

316
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,039
Something like that.
Thank you.

317
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,439
You're gonna get her
as she's coming out.

318
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,119
Right, here we go.

319
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,559
Helen Tudor-Fisk?

320
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,639
What?

321
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,519
Oh, my God!
God, please, don't film me.

322
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,879
Why, what do you have to hide?
What?

323
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,359
Nothing!
Don't touch the camera, please.

324
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,279
Well, OK, fine.
Just back up a bit, please.

325
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,759
We've been speaking to people who've
serious beefs about your behaviour.

326
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,599
Can you let me pass, please?
Why won't you speak to us?

327
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,079
Is it because you're guilty?
No comment!

328
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,559
How do you respond
to the allegations

329
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,799
you're obsessed with death?

330
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,919
No, I'm not. Who said that? Wh... No.
Just let me get through, please.

331
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,399
Ow. She assaulted me.
Did you see that?

332
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,879
No, I didn't.
We've got a runner.

333
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,599
I'm not running!
Helen Tudor-Fisk, what are you...

334
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,359
We've got incoming! Oh!

335
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,479
Helen Tudor-Fisk!

336
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,399
How do you respond to
the allegations, Helen Tudor-Fisk?

337
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,159
Stay on her! Stay on her!

338
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,920
Keep right! Go right! Go right!

339
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,200
(TRAM BELL RINGS)

340
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,959
OK, there she is.
Yep.

341
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,799
You got her? Moving along.
There she is.

342
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,480
Gotcha, Helen Tudor-Fisk.

343
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,640
Gotcha.

344
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,879
GEORGE: Helen.
Yes. What?

345
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,519
Need you to sign Roz's card.

346
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,520
Oh. OK. Fine. Yep.

347
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,719
Ohh! Can I do it later?

348
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,319
I don't like being first. I want
to see what everyone else writes.

349
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,840
Don't be weird, just sign it.

350
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840
Fine.

351
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840
OK.

352
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,560
"All the best."

353
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,039
There you go. How's that?

354
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,519
Why'd you write it up there?

355
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,399
Well, I'm leaving room
for everybody else.

356
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,879
There's only four of us.

357
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,959
Now you've all got lots of room
to write lots of things.

358
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,279
It's not very personal, is it?

359
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,759
Well, she's a co-worker, what do you
want me to write, "Lots of love"?

360
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,919
Maybe something like,
"Happy birthday, Roz."

361
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,919
Well, that seems moot because it says
'happy birthday' there already.

362
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,679
It seems silly to write it again.

363
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,639
(SIGHS)
OK, apparently no, it doesn't.

364
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,399
But I can't fit it now.

365
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,119
I've already put "All the best."

366
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,679
Yeah.

367
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,799
"Happy birthday, Roz."

368
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,839
Happy? And now it's from Helen.
There you go.

369
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,519
Why does everything have
to be so hard with you, Helen?

370
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,279
Oh, my God,
stop hanging out with Viktor.

371
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,680
(PHONE BUZZES)

372
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,960
Artie.

373
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,119
Here they are.
Hey.

374
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,879
The workers, home from a hard day.

375
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,639
You made snacks.

376
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,719
Did you, uh...
get your memoir pages done today?

377
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,199
Yes, I did,

378
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,319
and I also did a bit of doodling

379
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,559
and came up
with a few cartoons for the book.

380
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,479
(CHUCKLES)

381
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,959
I don't get that one.

382
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,159
Well, they bought him jewellery
instead of a jury.

383
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,519
And why did they do that?

384
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,079
Tony, that's wonderful.
Yeah.

385
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,679
Oh, "Court in Session."
Well, that is priceless.

386
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,159
Yeah.
Very New Yorker.

387
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,479
(CHUCKLES)
Like not funny?

388
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,039
Hey, do either of you ever watch
that show The Informers?

389
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,319
Oh, not in this house.
Why do you ask?

390
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,959
No reason.

391
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,439
Ooh, I've got one.
Mm?

392
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,759
Judge in a waiter's apron, pad
and pencil, "Order in the court."

393
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,399
(LAUGHS)

394
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,720
That's great. I can draw that.

395
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,959
Morning, webmaster.
Hey, Helen.

396
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,119
Ray's back.
Already?

397
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,639
I thought he was golfing all week
with Dodgy, Sploodge and the Badger.

398
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,279
Fisk.
Hey, Ray! How was golf?

399
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,199
In my office.
What's the magic word?

400
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,040
Now.
Ooh. Shit. OK.

401
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,280
This is what ruined my trip away.

402
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,280
(THE INFORMERS THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

403
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,799
Welcome to The Informers
with Simon Bramovich.

404
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,479
I'm Simon Bramovich.

405
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,519
Tonight - Probate Gate.

406
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,559
What happens when a wills
and estates lawyer goes rogue.

407
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,039
A word of warning -

408
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,080
some viewers may find the content
of this story distressing.

409
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,999
Ordinarily, we'd have one, maybe two
people willing to blow the whistle.

410
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,999
In the case of Helen Tudor-Fisk,

411
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,320
we had a lot more than two.

412
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,680
That's when we knew we were dealing
with an extremely shonky operator.

413
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,159
Wow.

414
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,639
That came out fast.

415
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,599
Corner of Mana and Matthews.

416
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,120
On my way.

417
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,919
Ah!

418
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:28,199
Mr and Mrs Bunting, thank you for
coming forward for this exclusive.

419
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,679
I appreciate
it's been a tough time for you both.

420
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,919
Yes, it has,
but we're seeing a counsellor.

421
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,719
Yeah. We're gonna get
through this, aren't we, hun?

422
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,720
You bet.

423
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:38,159
Now, Mrs Bunting,
when you spoke to our researchers,

424
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,759
you said that there was...

425
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,159
..something really off
about this lawyer.

426
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,919
Now, what did you mean by that?
She was fixated on people dying.

427
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,919
She kept saying he's gonna die
and then I'm gonna die

428
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,079
and then we're all gonna die,

429
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,639
and...
I never told you this bit -

430
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,119
when I went back there

431
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,719
she actually made a joke
about attacking my corpse.

432
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,919
Wow.

433
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,920
Yeah.

434
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:57,199
Shocking.

435
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,200
Helen Tudor-Fisk...

436
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:01,399
We witnessed this obsession
with death firsthand.

437
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,399
Here she is
literally chasing an ambulance,

438
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,839
no doubt hoping someone has died.

439
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:11,720
Why? Because she's a probate lawyer
and she profits from death.

440
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,359
In an Informers exclusive,

441
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,519
we obtained security-camera footage

442
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,519
of this bottom-feeding lawyer

443
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,719
rummaging in a dumpster.

444
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,999
Work-related or does
she just like rolling in rubbish?

445
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,999
One thing's for sure -
she treats her clients like garbage.

446
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,839
And then there are the accusations
of violence.

447
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,039
Ah, yeah, well, my husband's
legally blind in one eye

448
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,719
because she stabbed him
with a toothpick.

449
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,279
This is the eye patch
I've had to wear.

450
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,479
This way, love.

451
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,159
See? He's still struggling
with his... his vision.

452
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,199
Though my hearing
has improved significantly.

453
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200
Yeah.

454
00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:46,679
Oh, and she called me fat.

455
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,919
We also heard claims
of sexual harassment.

456
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,559
She paid me to hug a co-worker.

457
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,279
She paid you?
Yeah.

458
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,999
Five bucks to hug the probate clerk
while she watched.

459
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,600
Helen Tudor Weinstein?

460
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,479
Outside of work
she's just as unpleasant.

461
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,640
She litters.

462
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,079
She hates nature.

463
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,839
I know she hates turtles.

464
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,959
And the allegations
just keep coming.

465
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,640
She knocked my house down.

466
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,160
Well, she wasn't very supportive
of our feminist cause.

467
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,559
She said I was too old for her.

468
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,920
But there was definitely a frisson.
I...

469
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,999
Remember the name -
Helen Tudor-Fisk.

470
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,519
Remember her face.

471
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,679
And remember this...

472
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,999
(KNOCKS)

473
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,800
..is where you'll find her.

474
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,039
Now, if you've got someone
you'd like to blow the whistle on,

475
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,479
you can contact us via our website.

476
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,119
We'll make it worth your while.

477
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,559
And remember -
here at The Informers

478
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,560
snitches get riches.

479
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,239
RAY: Did you know about this?

480
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,959
Well, I did know they were trying
to find people who had beefs.

481
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,239
Had what?
Beefs.

482
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,319
Beefs?

483
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,359
Beefs, like complaints, against me.
You should have called.

484
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,679
None of it's true anyway,
so, I'm not that worried about it.

485
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,039
Yeah, course you're not 'cause it's
not your name on the wall, is it?

486
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,159
No, it isn't,

487
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,159
even though I'm the one who does
most of the work around here.

488
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,519
Oh, this is so not the time
for that conversation, Fisk.

489
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,119
(SIGHS) Do you want me to resign?

490
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,879
Come on, Fisk,
of course I bloody don't.

491
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,919
You just said it yourself -
you do all the work around here,

492
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,719
and most of the time
you do it pretty well.

493
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,719
Thank you, Ray.
Is there a defamation case here?

494
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,039
Yeah, if you can prove

495
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,159
that it would impact the business
and affect income,

496
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,359
that's defamation.

497
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,799
Yeah, thanks, mate.
I understand how defamation works.

498
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,839
Ray was one of Melbourne's
top defamation lawyers.

499
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,519
Yeah, they called me Omo Man.

500
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,399
He could wash the stink off anyone.

501
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,319
Mm.
Yeah, but I burned out.

502
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,719
I went too hard.
Had a heartie at 35.

503
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,239
That's when Rozzie stepped in
and came up with this probate lark.

504
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,879
This might be a job for Omo Man.

505
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,359
I think you're right, buddy.

506
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,839
We're gonna need all hands on deck
to get the stink off this one.

507
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,079
Yeah, just to be clear,
that's a metaphorical stink, right?

508
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,839
Sure.

509
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,239
Gonna have to dig out the old suit,
George.

510
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,919
Where's Rozalind?

511
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,999
ALL: (SING) ♪ Hang on! ♪
Very good!

512
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,079
♪ Help is on its way

513
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,479
♪ I'll be there
as fast as I can... ♪

514
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,599
Can't hear you!

515
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,479
♪ Hang on! ♪
Up high!

516
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,799
♪ A tiny voice did say

517
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,799
♪ From somewhere deep
inside the inner man... ♪

518
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,479
(YELLS) Can you move back, please?!
♪ Are you always in confusion? ♪

519
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,759
Move back!
♪ Surrounded by illusion? ♪

520
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,679
♪ Talk it out... ♪
Thank you!

521
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,319
♪ You'll make out

522
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,639
♪ Seem to make a good beginning

523
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,319
♪ Someone else ends up winning... ♪

524
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,079
She was happy.
♪ Don't seem fair

525
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,679
♪ Don't you care?

526
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,599
♪ Hang on... ♪
That's it!

527
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,999
♪ Help is on its way... ♪
Can't hear you!

528
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,399
♪ I'll be there as fast as I can! ♪

529
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,319
Go full petrol!
♪ Hang on! ♪

530
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
Yes!

531
00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,639
♪ A tiny voice did say... ♪
So tiny!

532
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,319
That didn't happen. He's not blind.

533
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,519
♪ The inner man... ♪

534
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,919
Big finish!

535
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,519
♪ Hang on! ♪

536
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,519
Oh! That is very good work
from all of you!

537
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,479
Do you think they'd like another?
I think they might.

538
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,840
Let's try again.

539
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,399
OK, so, I never said that.
That never happened.

540
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,919
OK.
Just sent the concerns notice.

541
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,519
Great. They're officially on notice.

542
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,479
Viktor's trying
to get onto their lawyer now.

543
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,959
How are we going
on character witnesses?

544
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,559
Ah, yes. Mrs Popovich
said she's willing to testify,

545
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,479
and Petro
also happy to go to bat for me.

546
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,879
So, a kleptomaniac and a stalker?
I'm gonna say no and no.

547
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,119
Ray, Brent Stellick on the line.
Great.

548
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,799
Here we go. I'm on. Look out.

549
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,679
Good one, Ray.
Stellick.

550
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,919
Get him, Ray.

551
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,079
I hope you're ready, Stellick,
'cause I'm coming for ya.

552
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,439
Tell your boss
you can either make a deal

553
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,119
or Omo Man is going to put you
through a wash cycle so hot

554
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,719
it'll burn the skin
right off your testicles.

555
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,399
I'm talking 90 degrees Celsius.

556
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,359
You're gonna
have to carry your balls around

557
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,919
in a change purse, buddy,

558
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,759
'cause you won't have a ball bag
left when I'm finished with you.

559
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,920
I do beg your pardon, Beverley.
Yes, I'll hold.

560
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,679
Brent, is that you?

561
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,599
Right, I hope you're ready, buddy,
'cause I'm coming for ya.

562
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,800
Tell your boss
he can either make a deal...

563
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,359
Network just called. They want
a meeting. You're on, Omo.

564
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,880
Good stuff!

565
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,840
Hello, old friend.

566
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,080
Fisk!

567
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,080
We're in here!

568
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,999
Hello! Hello, hello.
Tony!

569
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,519
You're early.

570
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,599
Oh, look, I'm working,
so, just go and sit down, OK?

571
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,119
George? Do we have
that champagne for Roz, yes?

572
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,279
Are there any chips?

573
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,359
George, can we get some chips
for the judge, please?

574
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,360
Thank you.

575
00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:07,879
There you are. Off you go.

576
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,839
If you're not pursuing financial
damages, what DO you want?

577
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,599
Firstly I'd like
an on-air retraction and an apology.

578
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,839
That's not happening.
I'm a journalist...

579
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,479
Oh, shut up.
That's my reputation on the line...

580
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,359
Shut up, Bramovich!

581
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,919
If it saves the network money,
you'll do it.

582
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,399
Right, anything else?

583
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,719
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
I would like him fired.

584
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,519
Done.
Not that easy, I'm afraid.

585
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,039
I have a contract.
Fine.

586
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:34,399
You can stay and see your contract
out presenting Cartoon Jamboree.

587
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,959
Cartoon Jamboree?
Mm.

588
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,839
Look, if no-one's gonna defend me,
I'll do it myself.

589
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,839
I'm a journalist,
first and foremost,

590
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,119
and a bloody good one, Bridget...

591
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,119
(SIGHS) No-one cares, Bramovich.

592
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,280
Journalism stopped existing
at this network a long time ago.

593
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,640
Is that it?

594
00:23:48,641 --> 00:23:51,359
I'd like a dozen
prime-time advertising spots.

595
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,919
(QUIETLY) Good one, Ray.
I'll give you three.

596
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,559
Five.
Done.

597
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,799
Anything else?

598
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,999
(QUIETLY) Can I ask for something?

599
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,759
Yeah, you don't have to put your
hand up. Hand down.

600
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,959
I would please like $20 donated to
that charity in my name, thank you.

601
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960
Fine.

602
00:24:03,961 --> 00:24:05,439
20,000 on that charity.

603
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,119
Hang on, did you say 20,000...

604
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,199
Yeah. Yep.
Yep.

605
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,479
20K. That's what she said.
Yep.

606
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,279
20K. That's what I said.
Oh, stop bitching, Brent.

607
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,879
It's a charity. It's tax deductible.

608
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,639
Yeah. Brent, stop bitching. And can
you put it in my name, please?

609
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,679
Tudor-Fisk.

610
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,959
I'll assume we're done,
unless there's something else.

611
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800
I'd love a Coke Zero if you've...

612
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,519
(QUIETLY) Did we win?
(QUIETLY) I think we did.

613
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,319
I'm Simon Bramovich.

614
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,480
I'm Simon Bramovich
with Cartoon Jamboree.

615
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,999
Cartoons the way you want them -

616
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,559
truthful and honest
with your breakfast...

617
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,039
Forgot my briefcase.

618
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,919
Um... I'm gonna leave my number
with reception.

619
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,919
I know you're a bad man,
but I find you strangely attractive.

620
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,839
I think I could change you.
Good on ya, mate.

621
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:51,319
I'm Simon Bramovich
and this is Cartoon Jamboree

622
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,679
with Power Puff Girls

623
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,640
followed by Pokemon.

624
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,800
(TRAM BELL RINGS)

625
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,600
VIKTOR: They're back, they're back.
Here they are.

626
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,039
How'd you go?! How'd you go?!

627
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,319
We won!

628
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,799
Great! Great!
Ohh! Congratulations!

629
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,119
Omo Man is back!

630
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,959
And Omo Woman is here!

631
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,039
Cheers to you.
Oh, thank you!

632
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,319
Oh, where's Roz?

633
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,399
Oh, still stuck
at the burst water main.

634
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,159
That's annoying.
I wanted her to see me win something.

635
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,679
(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS)
(GROUP CHEERS)

636
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Oh, that's for Roz.

637
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,079
(KNOCKS)

638
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,679
Oh, hey, Roz, you made it!
Crisis averted.

639
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,879
And I heard - a big win for you
in the boardroom. Well done.

640
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,359
Yep.

641
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,399
Ooh.

642
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,960
Ooh, we're hugging.

643
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,679
A little bird told me that you
donated $20,000 to Acapella SOS.

644
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,680
Mm.

645
00:25:45,681 --> 00:25:47,200
I'm just so touched. I...

646
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,999
I don't know what to say.

647
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,479
You are very welcome, Roz.

648
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,639
Hey, Ray.

649
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,839
Ray, did you know that Helen
donated $20,000 to Acapella SOS?

650
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,399
Oh. Did she?

651
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Mm-hm.

652
00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:00,919
Very generous, Fisk.

653
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,079
Imagine how many disasters
we'll be able to sing at now.

654
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,079
It's wonderful. Thank you, Helen.

655
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,799
Well, it's a very good cause,

656
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,079
and let's hope
there's a lot more disasters to come.

657
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,559
Fingers crossed.

658
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,199
We might have to make you
an honorary member.

659
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,359
Oh! (CHUCKLES)

660
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,679
(QUIETLY) No, thank you.

661
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,559
But hey - happy birthday, Roz!

662
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,319
You get out there and have
some mud cake, celebrate the big 5-2.

663
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,759
What? That's not a thing.
That's what I said.

664
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,119
And it's the big 4-9,
if you must know.

665
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,160
Of course it is.

666
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,520
(BIRDS TWITTER)

667
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280
(BEEP!)

668
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,839
If I'm going down,
you're going down with me.

669
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,520
Thanks, Ray.

670
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,919
Nice one, Helen.

671
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,239
Looks good.

672
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,320
Yeah.

673
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,720
(SIGHS)

674
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,320
Happy, Helen?

675
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,520
You know what, Roz?

676
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,760
I think I am.

677
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,839
Good.

678
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,920
(SOFTLY) Yep.

679
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,800
Well, I won't hug you.

680
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,960
(SOFTLY) Thank you.

681
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,120
(SNIFFLES)

682
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,680
(INSTRUMENTAL 'HELP IS ON ITS WAY'
PLAYS)

683
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,600
VOICEOVER: And coming up next week:

684
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,800
(TRADITIONAL GREEK MUSIC PLAYS)