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這裡有反派追蹤器

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這裡有冰沙機

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{\an8}你把這個巢穴設計得真好,倉鼠

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{\an8}你們還沒看到最棒的部分

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{\an8}這裡就是...

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{\an8}陪練室

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{\an8}真棒,但你要跟誰陪練?

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{\an8}跟我,我很厲害

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- 好痛
- 我沒有用超能力

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我連倉鼠的力量都沒用上

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這只是沙鼠的力量而已

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我們如果想擊敗大惡,你們就得找

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跟你們實力差不多的人練習

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可以挨打好幾小時的人

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- 而且不會累
- 而且不會痛

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我認識這樣的人

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幫我的兄弟做早餐

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因為人類需要吃東西

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他不喜歡

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所以我得打蛋

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多寶

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我的園藝涼鞋呢?

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在你的賞鳥鹿皮鞋

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和觀星木鞋之間,先生

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快去應門,真是的

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我付錢請你是為了什麼?

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你沒有付我錢

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是我訂的鬱金香球根嗎?

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{\an8}(掃描中)

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{\an8}超級英雄倉鼠與葛蕾特?

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你們來幹嘛?

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你們就是害我爸入獄的庸俗之人!

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你是指戴蠢帽子的那個自大狂教授嗎?
沒有錯

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我們關係的開始好像不太好

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我們對你邪惡爸爸的事感到很遺憾

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但我們有急事要跟你討論

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我們從未見過的市民

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你們會讓我爸出獄嗎?

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會,而且我們還會把
動物園的所有鬣狗都放出來

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你是把我爸比喻成鬣狗了嗎?

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- 算是吧
- 真是大膽!

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好,聽著,諾德

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諾德市民

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我們知道你很生我們的氣
但大惡要來到地球上了

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多寶可以幫助我們鍛鍊

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我為什麼要幫你們?

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為了更遠大的利益嗎?

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更遠大的利益又為我做過什麼?

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我很樂意提供服務,先生

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我在你蒸完三溫暖後通常都有空

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你明知道那是我毛孔打開的時候
我需要有你在身邊

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而且我絕對不會讓你幫助那些父母掠奪者

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所以除非你們把我爸帶來

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或是背後有一朵帕瑪公爵夫人鬱金香

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否則我就得向你們道別了

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- 但...
- 我向你們道別了!

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對人甩門好累喔

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我要去小睡片刻

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諾德好固執

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全世界都陷入危險了

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是啊,妳能怎麼辦?有人肚子餓了嗎?

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你好像不是很擔心巨大的邪惡來臨

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我想巨大的邪惡應該會對大東西下手

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例如人類和家畜

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我根本不會被注意到

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我當然會很想你們

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你好,青少年人類

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葛蕾特,有大機器人來

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多寶?你怎麼會來這裡?

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我是來幫助你們
為你們提到的大惡做準備的

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你一定是把我誤認成別人了

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- 我不知道...
- 我想妳可以不用在裝了

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妳很顯然就是超級英雄葛蕾特

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妳們兩個都叫葛蕾特

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而且都有一隻名為倉鼠的倉鼠

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妳們都會在別人話講一半時...

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好吧,沒錯,我就是超級英雄葛蕾特

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但你不能告訴任何人,拜託

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我會鎖上我的嘴巴

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開玩笑的,我的嘴巴沒辦法上鎖

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其實我沒有嘴巴

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但諾德叫你不要幫我們

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你怎麼可以違背他的命令?

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驚嘆教授離開時

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諾德把我的設定改成要不計代價保護他

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因為大惡會傷害諾德
所以你得藉由忤逆他來服從他

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妳算是很聰明的人類

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除了妳的偽裝很糟糕之外

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很像給小狗穿的廉價公主裝

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對不起

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我的禮貌設定調太低了

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妳的偽裝就像是小狗穿的
漂亮廉價公主裝

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我們開始試圖傷害彼此吧

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來吧

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(戰術手冊)

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{\an8}沒錯

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我們要對抗

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我們不瞭解的敵人

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我們不知道對方會怎麼戰鬥

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我們不知道敵人會是怎樣

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所以要做好全方位準備

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我們今晚得試圖準備

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我們要嘗試拳擊、馬上槍術、踢、戳

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武術、擊劍、躲避、砸派

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還有飛鏢、柔道摔

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跆拳道、挑圓片和鏈球

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我們什麼都要試

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因為我們不熟悉我們的對手

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連對方的數量都不清楚

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是一群人還是一大個人?

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所以我們得進行

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這樣的全方位練習

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試圖增強實力

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對抗我們不瞭解的敵人無果

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你還真晚回來

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我們說過要整理我的立陶宛集郵

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(管制區,非請勿入)

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抱歉,我剛剛去打牌了

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跟我的好朋友

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別騙我

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那是...

122
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磨損痕跡嗎?

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等一下

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你是不是背著我跟別人練習?

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沒有,我只是被公車撞了

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你不是說你去跟朋友打牌嗎?

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我的朋友在公車上

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而且我頭好痛

129
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我要去睡覺了

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機器人不會睡覺

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你的謊言傷透了我的心,多寶!

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(冰淇淋)

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再來一杯,山姆

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你已經喝三杯草莓奶昔了,諾德
我想這樣應該夠了

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我點什麼你就照上

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抱歉,山姆

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你不該被這樣對待

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家裡有麻煩事嗎?

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是多寶

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他好像去跟其他人玩了

141
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就連機器人也是需要關愛的

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你有想過買禮物送他嗎?

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知道他最喜歡的顏色嗎?

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我其實不知道

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是灰色,你也證明了我剛剛說的話

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我不需要聽賣冰淇淋的人

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跟我說我該有什麼感受

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抱歉,山姆

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我可能是彩糖吃多了

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或許山姆說的沒錯

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(機器人禮品)

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或許我確實該更珍惜多寶一點

153
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(營業中)

154
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(特價)

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(特惠價格)

156
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幫幫忙!有個金屬人
偷了我的假髮和衣服!

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(棧板上的東西)

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多寶,我知道是你!

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多寶!

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我的頭髮!

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你在...

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這樣賣東西是行不通的!

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- 歡迎試吃
- 歡迎試吃

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讓開!

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這裡不是自助餐,小姐!

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冷凍區有半價披薩!

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(貨運)

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歡迎試吃

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夠了!我是不會買一袋40磅的蘿蔔的

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一袋是45磅

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這樣還蠻划算的

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多寶,你有沒有受傷?

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- 多寶
- 抱歉

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我在想我的兄弟

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我不喜歡這樣欺騙他

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多寶,我好感動

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我確實是很窩心又很棒的機器人

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多寶,你還好嗎?

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(啟動戰鬥模式)

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我要摧毀妳

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多寶,你在幹嘛?

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{\an8}殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

183
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{\an8}躲避戰術阿爾法!

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00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,984
殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

185
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,946
- 殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複
- 防禦戰術貝塔!

186
00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,825
殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

187
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殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

188
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像膽小鬼一樣逃走德爾塔!

189
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殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

190
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好,接下來兩星期的晚餐就解決了

191
00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:32,136
但我要怎麼找到我的
機器人兼僕人兼乾爸?

192
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找到他了

193
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殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

194
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所以你真的背著我跟別人練習了

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市民諾德,多寶秀逗了

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對,他的頭如果被扳手砸到

197
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有時候就會開始無故攻擊別人

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我要怎麼讓他清醒?

199
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要講只有我知道的密碼

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但你們都欺騙了我,我為什麼要幫妳?

201
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殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

202
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你搞錯了,他是想救你

203
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,087
妳在講什麼?

204
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殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複

205
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- 葛蕾特!
- 小葛蕾特!

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- 殲滅,壓碎,破壞,重複
- 諾德

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殲滅,壓碎

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他會忤逆你是因為
他知道這樣做或許能救你一命

209
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他最在乎的就是你!

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多寶,停

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你的密碼就是「停」嗎?

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你們也沒猜到,對吧?

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糟糕,我是不是又被扳手砸到頭了?

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真難為情

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我得花好幾個小時收拾殘局了

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所以你最後為什麼會改變心意?

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我不希望因為個人恩怨就不做正確的事

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很抱歉我欺騙了你

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但這都是為了保護你

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希望你仍然覺得我是好機器人

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並不是什麼事都以你為中心,多寶

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或許有一點吧

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是要送我的嗎?

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是灰色,我最喜歡的顏色

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我都不知道你這麼在乎我

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嘿,你知道我不喜歡曬恩愛

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我沒叫你停下來

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我們就回家整理你的立陶宛集郵吧

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我應該還能接受

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這次的練習很棒

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除了多寶的頭被扳手打到

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並開始攻擊所有人之外

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我覺得我們應該繼續跟他練習

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扳手有多常從天而降?

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你確定從空中丟扳手

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推廣扳手世界是個好點子嗎?

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誰不喜歡免費的扳手?

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你說的確實有道理

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(扳手世界!)

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倉鼠與葛蕾特

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是倉鼠

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倉鼠與葛蕾特

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{\an8}字幕翻譯: 高健銘