[Hamster] So, we got a villain tracker over here,
a smoothie machine over there.
Whoa! You really outdid yourself with this lair, Hamster.
You haven't even seen the best part.
I present...
the sparring room.
Great. But who are you gonna spar with?
With me! I'm pretty tough!
Ow!
- That hurt. - I wasn't even using my powers.
That wasn't even hamster strength.
That was like gerbil strength.
If we're going to defeat the Big Evil, you guys need to practice
with someone who's as tough as you are.
Someone who could take a beating
- for hours. - And doesn't get tired.
And doesn't feel pain.
Ooh, I know someone like that.
[Tobor singing] ♪ Making breakfast for my boy ♪
♪ 'Cause humans got to eat ♪
♪ He doesn't care for soy ♪
♪ So these eggs I gotta beat ♪
[Nordle] Tobor!
Where are my gardening sandals?
They're between your birdwatching moccasins
- and your stargazing clogs. - [doorbell rings]
And get the door, for Pete's sake!
What do I pay you for?
You do not pay me.
Is it my delivery of tulip bulbs?
Superhero Hamster and Gretel?
Why are you here?
You're the vile Philistines who incarcerated my father!
You mean Professor Megalomaniac with the dumb hat? Guilty.
I think we're starting off on the wrong foot.
We're really sorry about your evil dad,
but we have urgent matters to discuss with you,
citizen we've never met before.
Are you releasing my father from jail?
Yeah, and we're also freeing all the hyenas at the zoo.
Are you calling my father a hyena?
- Kind of. - How dare you?
All right, all right. Listen, Nordle.
I mean, citizen Nordle.
We know you're mad at us, but there's a Big Evil coming to Earth,
and Tobor could help us train.
And why would I ever help you?
For the greater good?
What has the greater good ever done for me?
I would be happy to provide my services, sir.
I am usually free after your sauna.
You know, that's when my pores are open and I need you around!
Besides, I would never let you help these parent pillagers!
So unless you have either my father
or a Duchess da Parma tulip behind your back,
I must say fair thee well.
- But-- - I said fair thee well!
[sighs]
Slamming doors on people takes a lot out of me.
I'm going to take a nap.
[Gretel] Nordle is so stubborn. Ugh!
The entire world is in danger!
Yeah. What are you gonna do? Anyone hungry?
You seem pretty chill about this whole "greater evil" thing.
I'm assuming this "greater evil" is going after big things
like humans and farm animals.
They won't even notice me.
I mean, I'll miss you guys and everything.
[doorbell rings]
Greetings, adolescent human.
Um, Gretel, large robot.
Tobor? What are you doing here?
I have come to help you prepare for the Big Evil you mentioned.
[chuckles nervously] Um, you must have me confused with someone else.
- I don't know-- - I think we can drop the charade.
You are clearly Gretel, the superhero.
You are both named Gretel.
You both have a hamster named Hamster.
You both interrupt people when they--
Okay. Okay. You're right. I am Gretel, the superhero.
But you can't tell anyone, please?
My lips are sealed.
Just kidding. My mouth does not contain a locking mechanism.
Or a mouth.
But Nordle told you not to help us.
How can you disobey his orders?
When Professor Exclamation left,
Nordle programmed me to protect him at all costs.
Oh, so since the Big Evil will harm Nordle,
you're obeying him by disobeying him.
You are pretty smart for a human,
except for your awful disguise,
which resembles a cheap princess costume for a small dog.
I'm sorry.
My politeness setting is set too low.
Your disguise resembles a delightful princess costume for a small dog.
Now let's start trying to hurt each other.
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ We're gonna be fighting a foe ♪
♪ That we just don't know ♪
♪ We have no idea how they're gonna fight ♪
♪ We don't know who will face us a
♪ So we'll cover all bases ♪
♪ Gonna try to prepare tonight ♪
♪ We'll try boxing, jousting kicking, poking ♪
♪ Martial arts, fencing dodging, throwing pies ♪
♪ And throwing darts judo slapping ♪
♪ Tae kwon do, tiddly winks and hammer throw ♪
♪ We'll try it all ♪
♪ 'Cause we're just not familiar with our counterparts ♪
♪ Don't even know how many of them there are ♪
♪ Is it an army or is it just one big guy? ♪
♪ So we have to enact ♪
♪ This kind of scattergun practice ♪
♪ In a vain attempt to fortify ♪
♪ Against a foe we don't know ♪
You're home awfully late.
We said we'd reorganize my Lithuanian stamp collection.
Oh, sorry, I was playing cards...
with the boys.
Don't lie to me!
[gasps] Are those...
scuff marks?
Wait a minute.
Were you training with someone else behind my back?
No, I was just hit by a bus.
I thought you were playing cards with the boys!
The boys were on the bus.
And I have a headache.
I'm going to bed.
Robots don't sleep!
Your lies are tearing me apart, Tobor!
Hit me again, Sam!
That's your third strawberry milkshake, Nordle. I think that's enough.
Just give me what I asked for.
I'm sorry, Sam.
You didn't deserve that.
So, trouble at home?
Well, it's Tobor.
I think he's been spending time with other people.
Well, even robots need attention.
You ever thought of buying him a gift?
You know his favorite color?
I don't actually.
It's gray, and you kind of just proved my point.
Well, I don't need to listen to a ice cream man
tell me what to feel!
I'm sorry, Sam.
It's the sprinkles talking.
Maybe Sam is right.
Maybe I do need to appreciate Tobor more.
[gasps]
Help, help! Some metal guy stole one of my wigs and a dress!
Tobor, I know it's you!
Tobor!
[gasps]
Ow! My hair!
- What are you-- - Ahh!
This is no way to run a business!
- Free samples. - Free samples.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
It's not a buffet, lady!
Half-priced pizza in the freezer section!
Free samples.
You stop it! I am not buying a 40-pound bag of radishes!
It's 45 pounds.
That is actually a good deal.
Tobor, are you hurt?
- Tobor! - Sorry.
I was just thinking about my boy.
I do not like deceiving him this way.
Aww, Tobor, that's so sweet.
Well, I am a sweet and delightful robot!
Tobor? Tobor, are you okay?
And now I must destroy you.
Tobor, what are you doing?
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
Evasive maneuver alpha!
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
- Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat! - Defensive maneuver beta!
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
Run away like cowards delta!
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
Okay, that solves dinner for the next two weeks.
But how am I gonna find my robot/servant/father figure?
Oh, there he is!
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
Aha! So you were training with someone behind my back.
Citizen Nordle, Tobor's gone haywire!
Yeah, sometimes he starts randomly attacking people
when he gets hit on the head with a wrench!
How do I snap him out of it?
With a secret code phrase that only I know.
But why should I help you when you all deceived me?
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
You've got it all wrong. He's trying to save you!
What are you talking about?
Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat!
- Gretel! - Gretel beans!
- Annihilate! Crush! Destroy! Repeat! - Nordle.
Annihilate! Crush!
The only reason he could disobey you is that he knew it might save your life.
You're the thing he cares about most!
Tobor, stop.
That's your secret code phrase? "Stop"?
Well, you didn't guess it, did you?
Oh, no! Did I get hit in the head with a wrench again?
How embarrassing.
This is going to take hours to clean up.
So what finally changed your mind?
I didn't want my petty squabbles to get in the way of doing the right thing.
I am so sorry I deceived you.
But it was only to protect you.
I hope you still think I am a good robot.
It's not all about you, Tobor.
Uh, maybe a little.
[clears throat]
For me?
Gray. My favorite color.
I didn't know you cared.
Hey, you know how I feel about public displays of affection.
I didn't say stop.
Why don't we go home and work on your Lithuanian stamp collection?
I guess that might be acceptable.
[Kevin] Well, that was a good practice session.
Besides, Tobor being hit in the head with the wrench,
and, you know, attacking everyone.
I think we should keep training with him.
I mean, how often do wrenches fall out of the sky?
Are you sure dropping wrenches to promote Wrench World is a good idea?
Who doesn't like a free wrench?
Hey, when you're right, you're right.
[people screaming]
[♪ theme music playing]
♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
♪ It's Hamster ♪
♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪