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["For the Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko plays]

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<i>♪ Ten out of ten, all in a line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The air sweet when we're passing by
Yeah, ooh... ♪</i>

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[girl 1] <i>In high school, they say
the best measure of success</i>

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<i>is, like, the clique you run with
or the accolades you receive.</i>

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<i>But my metric is a little different.</i>

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<i>You wanna you know how you can tell
when you've really reached the top?</i>

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<i>When someone wants to destroy you.</i>

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<i>♪ Summer's for the girls... ♪</i>

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Who wants a bite of me?

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[girl 1] <i>Trick question.
Everyone wanted a bite of me.</i>

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<i>I know. So ominous.</i>

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<i>You're probably like, "Why is she talking
in riddles when her life looks perfect?"</i>

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<i>Listen, babe, in this story,
nothing is as it seems.</i>

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Bitch!

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[girl 1 on video] <i>What's up</i>, Teen Vogue?

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I'd give my left and right tit
to be Drea Torres.

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Of course she's the Rosehill student

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that made it
onto the <i>Teen Vogue </i>Next Gen list.

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And she's only a junior.

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God, Arianna,
you sound like you wanna wear her skin.

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She has amazing skin.

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She think
we don't know Tara paid for this party?

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I bet she only got on that list

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because she goes to Rosehill
on scholarship.

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Sage. You're not trying
to diminish the hard work

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of a fellow woman of color, are you?

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Cupcake?

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[Sage scoffs]

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<i>- My girls and I are all about positivity...</i>
- [gasps] Ooh!

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Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

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I love you. I'm gagged.

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I love you, and I love this party.

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Do you think I did too much?

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<i>♪ The girls that like girls
The girls that like boys... ♪</i>

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No. It's all really understated.

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You're right.

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We have a slight problem.
Allegra the Instagram witch is saying

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she saw you buy your dress
at Salvation Army.

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- What?
- She knows you can't afford anything else.

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And listen, we love you,

42
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and we think
it's chic and eco that you thrift.

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- We don't care that your mom is a...
- Stop talking.

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Yep. All right.

45
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Do you want me to push her in the pool,
light her hair on fire?

46
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Oh my God, Meghan!
Why is it always your first instinct

47
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to light someone's hair on fire?

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- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours?
- No. Okay?

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No, Meghan.
We're gonna deal with this elegantly

50
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and tell her to pack up her Ouija board
and go. Okay?

51
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We need Elliot.

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Elliot!

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Who summons me?

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Tell Allegra to leave.

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Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer?
Let Meghan do it.

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- She likes choosing violence.
- No. No one is choosing violence.

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I think it's time I make a toast.

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- Yeah. Tara, gather everyone.
- [Tara] Mm-hmm.

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I'm gonna freshen up.

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Come on, ladies.

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You're getting crumbs all over me.

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Damn it!

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<i>♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪</i>

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[Drea] <i>If you haven't already gleaned,
my friends were born into this life,</i>

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<i>but I was more DIY.</i>

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<i>And before you judge me
for caring about status,</i>

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<i>everyone cares about status.</i>

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<i>I just knew
how to turn the dream into reality.</i>

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<i>In this moment,
I finally felt like I belonged.</i>

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<i>I spent 17 years
meticulously curating the perfect life.</i>

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<i>And now that I had it,
no one was going to take it away from me.</i>

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["Do You Know (What It Takes)"
by Robyn plays]

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[crowd cheers and applauds]

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Clap more. Clap more.

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Stop!

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Thank you so much to everyone
for being here.

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And thank you to Tara
for throwing me this gorgeous party.

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- You're welcome.
- [Drea] Yes, yes.

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And Meghan, Miss Editor Extraordinaire,

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this <i>Thorn </i>piece means
so much to me. Really.

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[crowd cheers]

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So, I actually wanted
to take this opportunity to, um...

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Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

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Over here.

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[crowd cheers]

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Hey, babe.
You look incredible tonight, really.

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I love your little spider hat thing.
It's so... big.

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So, Allegra and I have been working
on this really cool project.

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Oh my God. No. Wait.
Don't film me. Film Allegra.

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So, after telling her
about my church's clothing drive,

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she generously pledged

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to donate her entire wardrobe
to low-income women in need.

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- [crowd cheers]
- Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.

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But everybody give it up
for Allegra. Right?

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- Yeah!
- Mmm. Oh, stop.

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Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

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I love you, Drea!

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[boy] So do I.

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Hey, Dre.

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Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

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I was just putting the finishing touches
on my surprise. We good, Elliot?

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- Oh, absolutely, man.
- Oh?

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In three, two...

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[fireworks explode]

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<i>♪ That you always will be around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Always be around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪</i>

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- Everybody...
- [chuckles]

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...let's all raise our glasses
to Drea Torres and to her bright future.

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[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

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- [crowd cheers]
- [fireworks explode]

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[laughs] Thank you.

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Thank you, guys.

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<i>♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪</i>

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[Drea] Tonight was fun.

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[boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed
we're gonna be apart all summer.

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Who am I gonna play with?

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You could play with yourself.

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- Oh.
- [laughs]

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<i>Teen Vogue's</i> got some jokes, huh?
You've got some jokes.

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- [boy kisses and groans]
- [Drea laughs]

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- Babe.
- Hmm?

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Tonight was really cute and everything,

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but you know I think
that<i> Teen Vogue </i>video is stupid, right?

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Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale,
and I need all the help I can get.

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Yeah, of course. [inhales]

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Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

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but you looked
very, very hot in that video.

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- Yeah?
- Oh my God.

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- You think so? [laughs]
- Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

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You know, maybe you could send me
something to keep me company this summer.

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What do you mean?

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Well, just like a little something.

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- Yeah?
- A little video.

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- A little video?
- Yeah.

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- You really want me to?
- Yeah.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Can you kiss me?

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Yeah.

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["CYBAH" by Syd plays]

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<i>♪ If I ever make you mine
Need to know if you're the type ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do me wrong or do me right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guess you never really know
Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See about it, down the road ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's a blessing when you find
Find a goner for the ride ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪</i>

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- [exhales]
- <i>♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One more thing I gotta know
Take your time, baby... ♪</i>

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[Drea] <i>I'm Drea Torres,</i>

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<i>and I am so stoked to be part
of the Next Gen 100,</i>

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<i>- a list that celebrates the brightest...</i>
- [phone chimes]

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<i>♪ Could you break a heart? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪</i>

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[Tara] I don't believe
that Montana's actually celiac.

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I won't choose some random restaurant
for my birthday dinner

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just because another restaurant
has a better gluten-free menu.

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Makes no sense.
Like, she's so selfish sometimes.

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I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid,
or is everyone staring at me right now?

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And, like, not in a good way.

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[girl 1] She has to be like...

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- [girl 2] Loved your video, Drea.
- [phone chimes]

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[girl 3 laughs]

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Drea.

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What?

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What?

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- [Drea moans on video] <i>Max.</i>
- [boy] Drea the cam girl.

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Oh my God.

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[Drea] Max.

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I'm already on the phone
talking to my dad's lawyer.

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Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

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[inhales and exhales] Hey.

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How could you do this to me?

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What?

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I didn't do this. I got hacked.

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- [scoffs]
- Baby, come on. I would never do this.

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I love you.

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- [grunts]
- [crowd exclaiming]

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[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

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This is bullshit.

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I'm sorry you feel that way.

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- Will your mother be joining us?
- No.

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She works nights, so she's asleep.

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Drea, I want you to know
this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

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If you had just come to me
when you saw the video, we...

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Oh, so this is my fault?

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The video? Of course not.

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The way you handled it,
that leaves much to be desired.

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Drea, we all have hard truths
to contend with.

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Yours is that your peers
have the luxury of operating on impulse.

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You don't.

192
00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,958
The only way for you to get ahead
is to be smarter.

193
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,333
And I thought you were a girl
who was smarter.

194
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I am smarter.

195
00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,833
That being said... [sighs]

196
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...you did sucker punch
Rosehill's golden boy.

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Impressive, by the way.

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So, I am putting you
on behavioral probation,

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along with mandatory community service.

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And if you have any altercations with Max,

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as your headmaster, I will have no choice
but to revoke your scholarship.

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Today, you let your anger control you.

203
00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:42,875
From now on, I want you to control it.

204
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Channel that anger
into getting what you want.

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[phone beeps]

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[Tara] <i>So obviously, that video's fucked,
but Max didn't leak it.</i>

207
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<i>He wouldn't do that, Drea.</i>

208
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<i>Punching him has really put us all
in a weird spot. He's like our family.</i>

209
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<i>I think we all just need the summer
to process. See you next year.</i>

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[Drea] <i>So much for believing women.</i>

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<i>That day, my life went up in flames,
and there was nothing I could do</i>

212
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,791
<i>If I went after Max
and lost my scholarship,</i>

213
00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,875
<i>I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.</i>

214
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:17,041
<i>I kept asking myself the same question.
Why would he do this to me?</i>

215
00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,416
<i>Looking back,
it was a classic Icarus story.</i>

216
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<i>I flew too close to the sun,
so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape.</i>

217
00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,583
<i>I hated Max,</i>

218
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<i>but even more than that, I hated myself
for letting my guard down.</i>

219
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- [glass breaks]
- [sniffs and sobs]

220
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<i>The headmaster was right.</i>

221
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<i>I needed to channel my anger,
and that is exactly what I did.</i>

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- [suspenseful music playing]
- [sighs]

223
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<i>Peaking in high school is cringe anyway.</i>

224
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["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays]

225
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<i>♪ I'm so insecure, I think
That I'll die before I drink ♪</i>

226
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<i>♪ And I'm so caught up in the news
Of who likes me and who hates you ♪</i>

227
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,375
<i>♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪</i>

228
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,166
<i>♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪</i>

229
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:11,125
<i>♪ And they'd all be so disappointed
'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪</i>

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00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:14,416
<i>♪ And I'm so sick of 17
Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪</i>

231
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,125
[car engine revving]

232
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,568
[woman] <i>Eleanor, I am so delighted</i>

233
00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,345
<i>you wanted to go
to tennis camp this summer.</i>

234
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,916
<i>Dare I say you might finally make
some real friends?</i>

235
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,666
Oh, Mama, that's very rude.
What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?

236
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,125
[Mom] <i>Your pet lizard is not a friend.</i>

237
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,000
<i>Remember what Dr. Gratch said.</i>

238
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,643
<i>- To move forward...
- </i>Mom... I can't...

239
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,333
<i>- ...you must open up to new experiences.</i>
- Bridge...

240
00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:37,958
- Hear...
- [Mom] <i>Eleanor? Eleanor, can you hear me?</i>

241
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,708
<i>♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪</i>

242
00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:41,583
<i>♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪</i>

243
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,375
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

244
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,750
["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo slows down]

245
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,750
[Eleanor] <i>Well, it took me
all of 45 minutes to realize</i>

246
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,416
<i>this was a huge mistake.</i>

247
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,708
<i>I was a Billie Jean King
in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,</i>

248
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,416
<i>but my pilgrimage wasn't for nothing.</i>

249
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:03,583
<i>My entire life was about to change,
and it all started with her.</i>

250
00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:06,166
- Is that Drea the tennis pro?
- [Eleanor] <i>No, not her.</i>

251
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,250
[screams]

252
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,250
<i>Her.</i>

253
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,208
Sorry.

254
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,416
[Eleanor] <i>Drea Torres.</i>

255
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,958
<i>She doesn't know it yet,
but we're about to become besties.</i>

256
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,583
Are you okay?

257
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,708
How did you even get the video?

258
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,875
I'm not revealing my sources.

259
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,416
Just feels kind of messed-up.

260
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,750
It's embarrassing enough
that she's our age and works here,

261
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,250
but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

262
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,500
[Eleanor spits]

263
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,291
Are you listening to us?

264
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,833
No.

265
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,666
You just have, like, a really...
[chuckles] ...weird energy.

266
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,684
- I don't quite know what to do with it.
- We don't know what to do with it.

267
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,916
[Eleanor] <i>My therapist,
the beloved Dr. Gratch,</i>

268
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,875
<i>says that hurt people hurt people,</i>

269
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,125
<i>but I just don't think
that applies to teenage girls.</i>

270
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,750
<i>I think sometimes they're just evil.</i>

271
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,000
[tense music plays]

272
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:00,916
[Eleanor] It was Erica.

273
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,000
The one who showed everyone
that video of you. Erica Norman.

274
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,041
She sucks.

275
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,750
She's mean in a way
I didn't know existed anymore.

276
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,708
She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

277
00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,375
I'm sorry. Who are you?

278
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,458
Eleanor.

279
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,458
I don't need your pity, Eleanor.

280
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:29,125
["The Impression That I Get"
by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays]

281
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:35,333
This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

282
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,125
Don't you think I would know
if she was doing cocaine?

283
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,500
Just awful.

284
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,166
- Drea!
- What's up?

285
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,375
You insufferable cunt,
I know you did this.

286
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,333
- You fra... She framed me!
- You framed her!

287
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,458
Oh, sweetie.

288
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,333
Are you listening to yourself right now?

289
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,416
You think I framed you?

290
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,541
[cries] You framed her.

291
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:56,500
[sighs]

292
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,625
Babe...

293
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,750
are you on drugs right now?

294
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,666
I don't do cocaine!

295
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:09,583
- She doesn't even know what it looks like.
- I don't know what it looks like!

296
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,291
I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

297
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,666
I'm telling you, she's innocent!

298
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,125
Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

299
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,958
[Erica] Jessica! Do something!

300
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:22,500
So sad. I really hope
she gets the help she needs.

301
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,708
Pray for Erica.

302
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,291
- Pray for Erica.
- Yeah.

303
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,666
- Bye.
- Bye. See you next summer.

304
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,333
- Bye.
- Bye.

305
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,416
[car engine chugging]

306
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,166
Come on.

307
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,250
[car engine keeps chugging]

308
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,500
Hey.

309
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,666
I know that sound. You're bricked.

310
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,250
My dad restores classic cars.

311
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,291
Do you want a ride, or...

312
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,125
do you still not want my pity?

313
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,500
[sighs]

314
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,875
[car engine revving]

315
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,000
["How's It Going to Be"
by Third Eye Blind plays]

316
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,083
[Drea sighs]

317
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,750
I didn't watch the video, by the way.

318
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:03,791
Congrats.

319
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,875
You're the only one. [scoffs]

320
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,041
Is that your ex who leaked it?

321
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,333
- Is that why you punched him?
- Are you gonna talk this entire ride?

322
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,958
<i>♪ I'm only pretty sure
That I can't take any more ♪</i>

323
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,321
How do you even know about that?

324
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,958
I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

325
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,708
I, um... I saw a post about it.

326
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,416
Moving before senior year?

327
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,625
Ooph. Brutal.

328
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,708
What happened to him?

329
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,500
Your ex?

330
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,583
Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

331
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500
Nothing.

332
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,041
I'm the slut on probation,

333
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:47,208
and he and his tiny little dick
get away scot-free.

334
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,208
They always get away scot-free.

335
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,208
[Drea] Mm-hmm.

336
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,291
[Eleanor] I know what it's like
to get screwed over

337
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,166
by someone you thought you could trust.

338
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:58,125
When I was 13, uh,
I went to day camp with this girl,

339
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,250
and she existed on this like...

340
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,416
untouchable plane. She glowed.

341
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,000
I pretty much already knew
that I liked girls,

342
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,333
but I hadn't told anyone yet.

343
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,000
But this girl,
I guess I thought that if she liked me,

344
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,458
it would validate
my entire existence or something,

345
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,166
and I finally talked to her,

346
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,208
and... it was great.

347
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:27,791
Like, she made me feel
so free and confident and safe.

348
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,166
And before I knew it,
I told her that I was queer.

349
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,375
And it felt... amazing.

350
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:40,875
I mean, like, it was
the single greatest moment of my life.

351
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:45,625
But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought
because she told everyone

352
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,958
that I tried to hold her down
and kiss her.

353
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,041
What?

354
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,250
Uh...

355
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:53,791
Damn.

356
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,583
Yeah. Um...

357
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,083
It wasn't that she outed me.
I... I don't care.

358
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,375
Everybody's fucking gay. I just...

359
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,750
She turned me into this predator.

360
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,458
No one would come near me.

361
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:12,833
She destroyed me.

362
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,708
No consequences for her, I assume.

363
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,333
- Nope.
- [scoffs]

364
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,291
She actually goes to Rosehill.

365
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,833
Really? Who?

366
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,541
It's Carissa Jones.

367
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,416
Carissa...

368
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,791
Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

369
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,625
Yeah. I've seen her.

370
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:35,750
Damn.

371
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,708
Outed by your own team?

372
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,583
[screams]

373
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,250
What the fuck was that?

374
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,333
Sorry.

375
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,875
- Oh my God.
- Um...

376
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,458
It just really helps sometimes.

377
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,250
You should try it.
It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

378
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,173
I'm fine.
I don't even think about Max anymore.

379
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,958
- [Eleanor] Just do it.
- No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

380
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,958
It's recommended by medical professionals.

381
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,375
It's called a primal scream.
It helps you access parts...

382
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:04,416
[screams]

383
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,708
[sighs]

384
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:06,791
Fuck.

385
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,750
[laughs]

386
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,208
You really had that pent-up, huh?

387
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:11,333
[sighs]

388
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,708
[exhales]

389
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,500
You look like you want a grilled cheese.

390
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,541
That sounds nice.

391
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,250
[whispers] Let's get you a grilled cheese.

392
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,333
["I Eat Boys" by Chloe Moriondo plays]

393
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,083
Why don't you transfer?

394
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,208
[Drea] Transfer where?

395
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,708
- [Eleanor] Anywhere.
- I'm not like you, Eleanor.

396
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,333
My mom is a nurse

397
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,750
who spent her whole life working
to ensure I can have a better future.

398
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:43,625
I can't mess this up,
and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so...

399
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,125
What about your friends?

400
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,250
You mean Max's friends?

401
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,666
I didn't realize
how much power he wielded.

402
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,666
You know, he makes you feel
so safe and protected,

403
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,625
but it's all conditional on you
playing the role he wants you to play,

404
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,916
which I thought I was doing,
but I guess not.

405
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,208
We all love an emotional terrorist.

406
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,958
Yeah, they're so fun.

407
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,083
What about you?

408
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,166
Why would you wanna go to school
with some bitch who ruined your life?

409
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,666
I don't.

410
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,791
I begged go to Dalton or Spence,

411
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,434
but as much as I like to believe
I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

412
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,958
my parents still call the shots,

413
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:26,500
and they think that Rosehill
is the best path into an Ivy.

414
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,083
They're not wrong.

415
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,666
I'm dreading it.

416
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,666
Same. [sighs]

417
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,916
["Milionària" by Rosalía plays]

418
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,416
[crowd] Climate change is not a lie!
Please don't let our planet die!

419
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,583
Climate change is not a lie!
Please don't let our planet die!

420
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:47,416
Climate change is not a lie!
Please don't let our planet die!

421
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,333
Yeah. The Greta Thunberg brigade
can be pretty intense.

422
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:55,177
It's all smoke and mirrors.
I've seen all of them use a plastic straw.

423
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,375
- [girl] Fuck you, Gabbi!
- The horror.

424
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,458
I'm Gabbi.

425
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,000
Are you new?

426
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,083
I'm Eleanor.

427
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:02,583
And kinda.

428
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:03,750
You want a tour?

429
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,416
I mean, as a disciple
of the '90s teen movie,

430
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,333
I would be offended if I didn't get one.

431
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,041
If you get offended, Rosehill does have
a designated safe space for that.

432
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,708
[laughs]

433
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,666
All right, so over here,
we have our Instagram witches.

434
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,875
Allegra, their leader,

435
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,958
apparently made a girl levitate
at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

436
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:25,666
Now she's queen of the zodiac thots,
and she's a Scorpio.

437
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,583
Hot.

438
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:27,958
The horny theater kids.

439
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:31,708
Last year, they tried to mount
a mostly white production of <i>Hamilton</i>.

440
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,375
Lin-Manuel Miranda
sent a cease and desist.

441
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:40,625
Um, coming up, we have our farm kids.
They run the school farm led by Carissa.

442
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,958
When her request
to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,

443
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,875
she left her DivaCup
in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

444
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,416
It was full.

445
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,833
[tense music plays]

446
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,916
Um...

447
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,916
Who are they?

448
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:59,166
[Gabbi] Uh, Rosehill's royal court,
the cream of the incredibly entitled crop.

449
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,208
Be careful with them.

450
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,500
They're all as calculated
as they are beautiful.

451
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,625
- [chuckles]
- Oh shit.

452
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,250
Drea Torres, their fallen queen.

453
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,166
Stop. Stop.

454
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,458
- Drea.
- [Drea] Hey.

455
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,625
Hey, ladies.

456
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,375
I meant to text you.

457
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:21,958
Obviously,

458
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,125
the way last year ended was so...

459
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,750
pretty sticky, you know,

460
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:32,916
with Max's dad funding
my dad's reelection campaign.

461
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,642
- I know, yeah.
- It's just so complicated.

462
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,458
- I know. I know.
- Good. Oh my God.

463
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,809
I thought you were gonna put out
a hit on me or something.

464
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,625
[Drea] No, why would I do that?

465
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,208
Hey, Max.

466
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,166
- [Max] How was your summer?
- [Drea] Restorative.

467
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,583
I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure
you'd be back after, you know,

468
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:52,541
last year.

469
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:56,125
Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let
a silly video stand between me and Yale.

470
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,083
I just wanna say I hope
we can move on and be civil this year.

471
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,000
Especially now that Tara and I are dating.

472
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,916
[tense music plays]

473
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,708
Oh. You didn't know?

474
00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,500
No. No, I knew. Yeah.

475
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,458
[Tara] Good. Yeah,
our families summered together in Capri.

476
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,666
That's great. [chuckles]
I mean, what a couple, right?

477
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,416
Your fathers must be elated.

478
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,416
- Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop.
- [Tara laughs]

479
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,750
All right, guys, so fun catching up.

480
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,083
Um... Nice to see you ladies.

481
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,375
Montana, you have grapes
in your teeth, babe. All right.

482
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,041
- Enjoy senior year!
- Why didn't you tell me?

483
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,916
[Eleanor] <i>Feeling alone is
a specific type of pain,</i>

484
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,708
<i>with distinct recognizable signs
to the trained eye.</i>

485
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:43,666
<i>Drea and I, we were two wounded soldiers
on the battlefield of adolescence.</i>

486
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:48,666
Hello, hello. Uh, if everyone
can please take their seats.

487
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,916
Do you guys know, are the seats assigned,
or do we just sit anywhere?

488
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,666
Cell phones away.

489
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,750
Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.

490
00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:58,541
[Carissa] Nora.

491
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,750
It's Eleanor now.

492
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:04,791
- Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you.
- [Eleanor] Yeah.

493
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:07,791
- I didn't know that you go here now.
- I do. I, um...

494
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,875
I'm gonna find my seat. Okay?

495
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:10,791
- Okay.
- Okay.

496
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:14,708
[man] Hello, hello, hello.
If everyone can please take their seats.

497
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:18,750
- Who was that?
- Uh, some girl I used to go to camp with.

498
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:22,208
You guys, I can't believe
she actually came back.

499
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,000
[scoffs] I know.
She looks really cute, though.

500
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,375
Montana, shut up.

501
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,166
- She does. Sorry.
- What's wrong with you?

502
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:31,708
I think it's pretty sick.
I had no idea she was that twisted.

503
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:35,958
We have an announcement
from your senior class president,

504
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,083
Max Broussard.

505
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,125
[crowd cheers and applauds]

506
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:46,875
Rosehill!

507
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,958
[boy] Yeah!

508
00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:54,416
[Max] Thank you! Thank you!

509
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,500
Oh, it feels so good to be back.

510
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,708
We love you, Max!

511
00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,541
[Max] Oh come on. Stop, stop.

512
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,166
Thank you, though.
Thank you. I appreciate you.

513
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,375
Um...

514
00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:08,416
Now, this... this year, uh,
this is gonna be such a great year.

515
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,708
But before we get started, I was hoping
maybe I could get personal for a minute.

516
00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:14,551
- [Elliot] Get personal, man.
- [girl cheers]

517
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:19,166
Last year, my intimate exchanges made
their way into the world.

518
00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:23,083
It was a violation of my privacy.

519
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,250
To be honest, I'm still recovering,

520
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,875
but it really made me get in touch
with myself, and I realized that...

521
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,125
Actually...

522
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,375
Actually, Drea Torres,
could you stand, please?

523
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,416
Please.

524
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,958
[tense music plays]

525
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:46,375
Could you stand? Please?

526
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:47,333
[whispers] What?

527
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,583
[Max] Where are you?

528
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:55,208
- Dre?
- [crowd whispering indistinctly]

529
00:24:56,958 --> 00:25:02,083
Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am
for what happened to you last year.

530
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,791
And to anyone of you who watched,
or you shared that video,

531
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:10,541
I sincerely hope you take the time
to examine why you did that.

532
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:12,875
So, Dre,

533
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,541
it's in your honor
that I'm founding a new club,

534
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:22,958
the Cis Hetero Men Championing
Female-Identifying Students League.

535
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:27,333
Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill
who want to do better.

536
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:29,750
- [boy shouts indistinctly]
- Be allies.

537
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,000
- Thank you.
- [crowd cheers]

538
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,708
I want to be an ally!

539
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,000
[Drea grunts]

540
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:48,416
[Drea] Fuck!

541
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,750
- [door creaks]
- [whispers] Drea?

542
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,750
[whispers] Hi.

543
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,416
Just checking on you.

544
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,708
Are you all right?

545
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,916
[steps approaching]

546
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:06,666
He's, like, way worse than you described.

547
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:10,208
I don't know how I'm gonna spend
an entire year at this school.

548
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:11,875
I feel you.

549
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,625
I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

550
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:19,500
and it felt like dipping my toe
in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

551
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:22,083
It was... awful.

552
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,958
This sucks shit!

553
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:28,791
Yeah.

554
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:31,208
[mischievous music plays]

555
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:45,500
I wish that we could, like, hire people
to take them down.

556
00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,416
What? Like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?

557
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,583
Yeah.

558
00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,583
Someone completely unconnected to us.

559
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:59,916
A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

560
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:05,833
Oh my God.

561
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:08,708
[scoffs]

562
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:10,791
You're right.

563
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:13,416
You're absolutely right.

564
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,708
They deserve to go down
for what they did to us,

565
00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:19,250
but we can't go after them ourselves.

566
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,666
[mischievous music intensifies]

567
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:24,875
We should team up
and do each other's revenge.

568
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,916
[laughs]

569
00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:31,375
Oh, you're serious.

570
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:32,791
Absolutely not.

571
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:33,875
Why?

572
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,458
Uh, because I'm not capable?

573
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:41,250
I can't do revenge.

574
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:46,541
I mean, is "do revenge" even,
like, correct grammar?

575
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,333
Oh, I'm sorry, <i>Schoolhouse Rock!</i>

576
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,708
Are you dragging
my sentence structure right now?

577
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:52,541
Uh, we could get caught.

578
00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,500
We could not graduate.
We could get expelled.

579
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:57,125
We won't get caught.
That's the whole point.

580
00:27:57,708 --> 00:27:59,875
No one knows we know each other, right?

581
00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:03,083
So no one will connect us to them,
to each other.

582
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,416
It's literally perfect.

583
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:11,625
With my brains and your... blank slate,

584
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:14,083
we can get away with this.

585
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,958
Don't you wanna make her pay?

586
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:20,125
I don't want to make her pay.

587
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:25,208
I want to burn her to the ground.

588
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,250
Whoa. [laughs]

589
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,416
That gave me chills.

590
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,416
Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

591
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Look at that.

592
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:39,208
You're giving off some serious, like,
Glenn Close in <i>Fatal Attraction</i> energy.

593
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,541
Glennergy.

594
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,875
Yes. You're radiating Glennergy
right now.

595
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,291
[mischievous music continues]

596
00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,875
But if we're gonna make this work...

597
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,541
we have to fix...

598
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:57,625
No.

599
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:58,500
...this.

600
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,833
I really don't want to.

601
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:00,833
We have to do...

602
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,208
Oh, please don't say a makeover.

603
00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,375
- ...a makeover!
- [grunts]

604
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,738
- Yay!
- It feels so problematic.

605
00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,708
It is, but it's fun!

606
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,125
Let's start with Carissa.

607
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,008
She'll be a cinch.
I can ruin her in my sleep.

608
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,041
- Moving on to Max.
- Wait, go back. Why will Carissa be easy?

609
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,750
Oh, honey, it is much easier
to destroy a girl.

610
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,583
Take your pick. Slut-shame her,
turn her friends against her,

611
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:23,958
prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll,
exploit her darkest secrets.

612
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:26,875
Make her radioactive,
and no one will help her.

613
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,916
["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

614
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,166
Um, I actually really like this.

615
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,750
Absolutely not.

616
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:35,333
Ooh.

617
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,333
It just so happens that I have to do
mandatory community service this year

618
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,958
as penance for punching Max.

619
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,916
I already emailed the headmaster
and requested the school farm,

620
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,250
which is run by Carissa.

621
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,625
Now, dudes, that's another story.

622
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:54,416
For girls, our bodies, our choices,
our thoughts are all policed by shame.

623
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,958
Our weaknesses are their strengths.

624
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,881
If they have a lot of sex,
they're crushing it.

625
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,708
If we do it, we're sluts.
If they're angry, they're powerful,

626
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,208
but if we show any emotion...

627
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:03,541
[loudly]...we're hysterical!

628
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:06,291
Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please.

629
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,750
Wait. How much are we cutting?

630
00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:12,541
[scissors snip]

631
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:16,875
If men in general are hard to take down,
Max is patriarchy incarnate.

632
00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:23,125
The ultimate manic pixie dream boy,
Max has a meticulously curated persona.

633
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,541
Rosehill is an orchestra,
and Max is its conductor.

634
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,291
Everyone loves him, which means
he can get away with anything.

635
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,666
- [chimes]
- I want to expose him.

636
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:37,250
And to do that, we need undeniable proof
that he's a hypocrite,

637
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,916
a fake-woke, misogynist motherfucker.

638
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,583
If we can accomplish that,

639
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,708
he's done.

640
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:46,791
Blot.

641
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,083
<i>♪ You want a part of me... ♪</i>

642
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,958
[Drea] <i>You are now and forevermore</i>

643
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,791
<i>the coolest, most mysterious student
at Rosehill Country Day.</i>

644
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:57,958
<i>I'm Frankenstein,
and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.</i>

645
00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:00,166
["Celebrity Skin" by Hole ends]

646
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,833
- Your new vibe is high-status cunt.
- [groans]

647
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,708
You ready to be my woman on the inside?

648
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:10,125
- No. For sure no.
- Eleanor.

649
00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:14,333
It's gonna be fine.
My entire life I've been a chameleon.

650
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,083
Sometimes you have to pretend
to be someone else to get what you want.

651
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,916
Do you ever worry
that you'll lose yourself?

652
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,875
Oh my God! Don't be so dramatic.
All I'm asking you to do

653
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,291
is disassociate from your body
and be someone you're not

654
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,684
so these popular kids will invite you
to be in their group.

655
00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,541
- Are you in therapy?
- God, no. Why?

656
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,333
Cool.

657
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,875
And we're not concerned that Max
is gonna realize we're manipulating him?

658
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:41,500
Narcissists are too busy
thinking about themselves

659
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,333
to realize they're being played.

660
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:49,333
[Eleanor] <i>Getting a girl's attention
requires weeks if not months of work.</i>

661
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:51,583
<i>But according to Drea,
getting a guy's attention</i>

662
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:54,708
<i>requires you walking past them once
looking vaguely slutty.</i>

663
00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,791
Who's that? Is she new?

664
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,916
I don't know,
but she is making that uniform work.

665
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,875
Yeesh.

666
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,041
["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre plays]

667
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,125
Oh shit.

668
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,208
[Eleanor] <i>Dodos.</i>

669
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,083
[chuckles]

670
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,208
[Drea] <i>Working at the farm</i>

671
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,208
<i>was certainly not
on my senior year bucket list</i>

672
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,375
<i>but neither was being a social pariah.</i>

673
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:14,375
<i>Carissa was an easy target.
I'm incredible with new people.</i>

674
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,583
Carissa, right?

675
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,250
Yeah, we've met before.

676
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,625
You called me a human Birkenstock.

677
00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:22,541
Cool.

678
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,750
I just want to say, I'm so excited
to be working at the farm.

679
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,458
I've always been very intrigued
by what you do here.

680
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,000
You should talk to Russ.
He's in charge of the, uh, volunteers.

681
00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:34,291
Oh. Um,

682
00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:38,291
actually, I was hoping I could learn
from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

683
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,666
Yeah, I'm busy planning the menu
for the ring ceremony.

684
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,791
And, you know, for the record,

685
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,875
ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere
on this farm. It's honest work.

686
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:52,041
Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

687
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,500
[Drea] <i>Shoe-faced veggie fucker.</i>

688
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,666
<i>♪ I take you home
Now watch me get you hot ♪</i>

689
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,267
<i>♪ You're just a parrot
When you're screaming and your shouting ♪</i>

690
00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:04,166
<i>♪ "More crackers, please
More crackers, please" ♪</i>

691
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,583
<i>♪ You want what you want
But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪</i>

692
00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:11,583
<i>♪ Who does your
Who does your hair? ♪</i>

693
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:12,500
I love Saunders.

694
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:14,333
["Deceptacon" continues]

695
00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,583
- Cool.
- [Max] I studied him at Yale.

696
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:19,333
I just did
their literary arts summer program.

697
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,458
[Eleanor] Cool.

698
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,500
Do you say anything other than "cool"?

699
00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:26,750
So cool.

700
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,458
<i>♪ Fine, thank you... ♪</i>

701
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:33,833
So, Carissa's cooking
the ring ceremony dinner?

702
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,500
Yeah. It's gonna be her big break
in the culinary world.

703
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:38,708
[Drea] What's that?

704
00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:42,208
That's a greenhouse, clearly.

705
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,971
It's where Carissa
grows her special crops.

706
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,750
Flies them in from all over the world.

707
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:50,958
<i>♪ Who took the bomp
From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪</i>

708
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,875
<i>♪ Who took the ram
From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪</i>

709
00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,833
<i>♪ Who took the bomp
From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪</i>

710
00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:59,791
<i>♪ Who took the ram
From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪</i>

711
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,500
<i>- ♪ See you later ♪</i>
- Who are you texting?

712
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,958
My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up
with my ex-boyfriend.

713
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:09,833
[exhales]

714
00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,541
Can I see your hand, please?

715
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,291
- This okay?
- [Max] Mm-hmm.

716
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,666
I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

717
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:23,125
It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.

718
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:24,625
You should come.

719
00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,250
Make your exes jealous.

720
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,166
I'll think about it.

721
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:33,041
Cool.

722
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,958
Just, uh, don't think too hard.

723
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:39,208
Bring your swimsuit, floaty.
It's gonna be lit.

724
00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,833
["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays]

725
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,875
[mouthing] Yes!

726
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:49,583
<i>- ♪ One, two, three ♪
- ♪ I'm too happy, it's annoying... ♪</i>

727
00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,546
[Drea] Your little dress I made you
looks great.

728
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:54,208
Do you love it? You love it.

729
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:58,708
So, what's the deal
with this little dinosaur thing?

730
00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:02,416
[Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman
is my emotional support bearded dragon.

731
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,750
My therapist told me to get a puppy,

732
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,333
but I prefer to keep my companions
thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

733
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,208
Oh my fucking God.

734
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,416
<i>♪ Why am I so different?
I'm just sitting at home... ♪</i>

735
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,333
Do I really have to wear this?

736
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:17,958
Yes.

737
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,000
You have to look impossibly hot

738
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,750
but also like you spent exactly one minute
putting yourself together.

739
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,958
It's important
that the girls covet your look.

740
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,875
<i>♪ Searching for somebody
And I think it's you tonight ♪</i>

741
00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,125
<i>♪ Pick me up... ♪</i>

742
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,833
Why are you wiggling around
like your tampon's sliding out?

743
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:38,791
I haven't worn a bathing suit
in public, like, ever.

744
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:42,125
Carissa really did a number on you, huh?

745
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,208
Forget her.

746
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,208
You are so much cooler than any
of those dodos going to Max's party.

747
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,083
I just want to eat my lunch
on her shattered ego.

748
00:35:56,916 --> 00:36:00,291
I love that for you.
We're gonna take care of her soon.

749
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,416
There's a greenhouse
with this massive padlock on it

750
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,083
that only she can access,

751
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:09,166
and my Spidey senses tell me
she's not just growing sunchokes in there.

752
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:13,041
I need to get her keys.

753
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,916
- Perfect.
- Hmm.

754
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,791
Now, go get the dirt on Max
and make revenge mommy proud.

755
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,041
- ["Move" by TOBi plays]
- [doorbell rings]

756
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:29,250
[Eleanor] <i>I know I looked confident,
but I was profusely sweating everywhere.</i>

757
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,166
There she is.

758
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,392
[Eleanor] <i>I tried to bring
my emotional support lizard,</i>

759
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:33,750
<i>but Drea said no.</i>

760
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,708
- Champagne?
- Uh, yes.

761
00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:38,375
["Move" by TOBi continues]

762
00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,208
[girl] Over here!

763
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:44,750
[Max] I'll introduce you to some friends,
all right? These are good people. Yo.

764
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,333
Kids, this is Eleanor.

765
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:48,250
- Hey. Hey.
- Eleanor, this is my family.

766
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,625
- Hi.
- Hello.

767
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,000
Hi, cutie.

768
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,541
- Yo, you made it.
- Hi.

769
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:53,875
And you brought a bathing suit.

770
00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,250
Sit down, Elliot.

771
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,458
Appreciate you.

772
00:36:56,541 --> 00:37:00,083
Hi. I'm Tara. This is Meghan, Montana.

773
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:03,416
I love your hat.

774
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,601
- [Eleanor] Oh.
- Where did you get it? Can I have it?

775
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,583
- [Tara] Meghan, don't scare her.
- [laughs]

776
00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:09,041
Eleanor, come join us.

777
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,625
[Max] Come on.

778
00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,583
[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

779
00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:17,958
This is so cute.

780
00:37:18,041 --> 00:37:19,166
- Yeah.
- Thanks.

781
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,625
Why don't I know you?

782
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:22,791
She's new.

783
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,375
But Ellie's one of us now.

784
00:37:26,541 --> 00:37:28,500
Aw, I love it.

785
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,291
[Max exhales]

786
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,958
- [Eleanor sighs]
- [Max groans]

787
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,583
["Move" by TOBi ends]

788
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,625
[Russ] Look who it is.

789
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:47,833
Are you stalking me?

790
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:48,916
Yes.

791
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,833
And later I was gonna murder you.

792
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:51,916
Cute.

793
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:52,958
I like your shirt.

794
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:57,000
Did it come with a bag of granola
and a matching pair of Tevas?

795
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,708
[chuckles] Wow. I didn't realize

796
00:37:58,791 --> 00:38:01,208
that you also did
the Peace Corps summer program.

797
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:04,451
I should've guessed it because your vibe
is definitely all about helping others.

798
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,166
Ooh. Solid burn.

799
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,375
[Russ laughs]

800
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,583
[Drea] Are you catching
a lot of waves in Miami?

801
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,458
It's, uh... it's actually Carissa's board.

802
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,583
Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

803
00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,833
Hey, girl.

804
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:22,708
She hates me.

805
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,833
[chuckles] No. She thinks you
just don't actually care about the farm.

806
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:26,916
What?

807
00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:30,208
How could she think that, Russ?
I love the farm.

808
00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:33,000
Okay? Those root veggies
are like my children now.

809
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,166
[Russ] Shit, um...

810
00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:38,083
- I ate some of your kids yesterday.
- No.

811
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,583
But they were delicious.

812
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,500
- Even the carrots?
- Every last one of them.

813
00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,750
How dare you? Heartbreaking.

814
00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:44,875
[chuckles]

815
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,541
[chuckles]

816
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,375
So nice seeing you outside the farm.

817
00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:50,791
Bye, Drea.

818
00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:53,875
[Drea] <i>Our chemistry
was kind of incredible.</i>

819
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,958
<i>Thank God I was sitting on a towel.</i>

820
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,416
<i>But I had a job to do.</i>

821
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,083
[mischievous music plays]

822
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,166
[Carissa] Hey.

823
00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,500
[Drea gasps] Bingo.

824
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,166
[girl cheers]

825
00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:13,416
["So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings"
by Caroline Polachek plays]

826
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,208
- What are you doing here?
- Oh no.

827
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,083
I live here.

828
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,041
So, Max is...

829
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,750
My brother.

830
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,375
Unfortunately.

831
00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:30,083
You neglected to mention that
on your tour.

832
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,875
Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."

833
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,916
<i>♪ But damn, I miss you tonight... ♪</i>

834
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:39,708
Hmm. Three weeks at Rosehill,
and you got a whole new look now, huh?

835
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:40,833
Yeah.

836
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:44,416
You not a fan?

837
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,833
No, I think it's hot.

838
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,291
As long as you did it for you
and not them.

839
00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:52,708
Do I seem like that?

840
00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,208
I don't know.

841
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,666
That's the exciting part
of getting to know someone.

842
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,791
You're a mystery until you're not.

843
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,750
Hmm. I was gonna hole up in
the screening room

844
00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:08,666
and catch a Godard flick
if you want to... ditch the suck-fest.

845
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,750
Maybe?

846
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:12,041
I do.

847
00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:15,083
But I... shouldn't.

848
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,291
Suit yourself.

849
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,583
Oh. The orgy usually starts
around sundown.

850
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:21,750
Really?

851
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,000
No.

852
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,666
[scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun.

853
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:29,500
Good to know you're down, though.
Enjoy the cool kids.

854
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,166
Fuck.

855
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:33,625
[elevator dings]

856
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,625
[Eleanor] Nice view, Max.

857
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,375
[mischievous music plays]

858
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:46,875
[phone chimes]

859
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:50,458
[phone chimes]

860
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:56,666
Oh my God.
He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

861
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,666
[elevator dings]

862
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:04,625
[Max and Tara laugh]

863
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,083
[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

864
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,125
[Tara moans]

865
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:17,625
[Tara] Hey.

866
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:23,666
[sighs] Do you think it's weird
how we're having this party without her?

867
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,250
[Tara exhales]

868
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,166
Who?

869
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,041
Drea. What do you mean, "who"?

870
00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:30,083
No.

871
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,791
- [Max kisses]
- Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

872
00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:36,583
[sighs]

873
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,416
Just feels weird, you know?

874
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,458
To me, it feels weird
that you're talking about my ex right now.

875
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,333
She was my best friend too.

876
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:48,041
But we're about to have sex,
and you're talking about Drea.

877
00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,250
Feels, like... very weird.

878
00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:57,583
Well, we're not having sex.
You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.

879
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750
[Max] That's fine.

880
00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:09,708
[tense music plays]

881
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,166
[door creaks]

882
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,750
[Max] Hello?

883
00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,458
Hello?

884
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,750
- Eleanor.
- [gasps]

885
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,833
[breathes heavily]

886
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,666
- Hey.
- Hey.

887
00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,208
Hi.

888
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,250
[whispers] Sorry.

889
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,458
Were you watching us?

890
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,541
No. Um, I was in here,

891
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,750
and then you guys came in here,
so I went in there.

892
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,125
I know what you were doing.

893
00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:03,333
I'd hide from my party too if I could.

894
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
It's all right.

895
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,875
Come on. I got a cool spot.

896
00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,375
["Easy Going" by Kacy Hill plays]

897
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,500
You'll like this.

898
00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:19,208
Tell me something nobody knows about you.

899
00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,458
- [seagull squawks]
- Why would I do that?

900
00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,666
Because...

901
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:26,708
I'm interesting,

902
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,333
and you wanna impress me.

903
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,958
You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?

904
00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:34,541
Yes.

905
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,625
I don't want any of this.

906
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,541
I would love to backpack across Europe
with my camera.

907
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,291
Just blow up my whole life.

908
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,833
I would. 'Cause all this shit,
it's so performative.

909
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:54,458
And for what? So I can be
the most popular guy in high school?

910
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,000
[grunts] Yikes.

911
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,166
Then what do you wanna be?

912
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,625
The real answer is I don't know.

913
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,666
[exhales]

914
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,791
Which is about the worst answer
I could give.

915
00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:11,791
Yeah.

916
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,375
But it's true.

917
00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,958
You're right. We're all just performing.

918
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,916
[seagull squawks]

919
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:31,625
- <i>♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪</i>
- [phone chimes]

920
00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:34,250
<i>♪ Everyone is dumb ♪</i>

921
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,041
<i>♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪</i>

922
00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:41,625
<i>- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

923
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:46,500
<i>- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
- ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪</i>

924
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,250
[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

925
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,541
It's not illegal. We go here.

926
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:51,625
On weekdays.

927
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:53,958
<i>♪ Everyone is... ♪</i>

928
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,541
Whoops.

929
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:58,166
So, how was Max's party?

930
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,666
You know what? It was actually really fun.

931
00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:04,190
They got this hilarious boomerang
of me jumping into the pool.

932
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:06,791
Oh my God. A boomerang
of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it?

933
00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:07,875
Sure.

934
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:11,750
You weren't there to bank social content.
You were there to get dirt on Max.

935
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:18,583
Max is cheating on Tara with Allegra.
I saw his texts.

936
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,583
The Instagram witch?

937
00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:20,666
Yeah.

938
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,166
Oh my God.

939
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:26,791
Eleanor, this is amazing.
Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

940
00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,755
Two seconds ago,
you threw my phone in the dirt.

941
00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:31,000
Yeah, and now I'm happy
with you again. Keep up.

942
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,763
Wait. Did you get screenshots
of the texts?

943
00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,666
Not yet.

944
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,583
Mad at you.

945
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:37,625
[Eleanor] Do you really think
Carissa's growing drugs?

946
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,916
Because I want to get her,
but I don't want to send her to jail.

947
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,166
First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass
is never going to jail.

948
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:47,791
Second of all, the headmaster
would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

949
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:51,625
than have a public drug scandal
on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

950
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:55,125
I want her to hit me with her Tesla
and then reverse back over me.

951
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:57,416
I want her to stuff me
like a taxidermy doll

952
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,583
and then mount me on her wall
like a prize.

953
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:01,500
I want her to hide my body in the woods

954
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:03,833
and then start the search party
trying to find me.

955
00:46:03,916 --> 00:46:05,208
Ooh. Good one.

956
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,500
[laughs] Oh my fucking God.

957
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,083
Carissa, you bad girl.

958
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,708
[Eleanor] So, um, what now?

959
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:21,083
I think it's pretty obvious.

960
00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:24,500
We put these mushrooms
in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

961
00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:26,875
Carissa's cooking
for the senior class ring dinner,

962
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:28,166
dosing the entire class

963
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,208
and exposing her
for the fraud that she is.

964
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,166
Then, while everyone's tripping balls,

965
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,666
you steal Max's phone
and get us those texts.

966
00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:38,666
That was not obvious.

967
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:40,500
Really?

968
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:43,750
["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)"
by The Symphonic Pops plays]

969
00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,625
[indistinct chattering, laughing]

970
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:49,000
[Tara] It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
All right, guys...

971
00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:50,166
[woman] Smile!

972
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,083
[Tara] Eleanor!

973
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,833
[girls scream]

974
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,791
[Meghan] Let's take a picture!

975
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:02,708
[Elliot] You better be smiling.

976
00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:04,000
[laughs]

977
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:05,625
[man] We have an announcement

978
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:09,875
from your senior class president,
Max Broussard.

979
00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:11,125
- Hey!
- [crowd cheers]

980
00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:12,708
[girls] We love you, Max!

981
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,458
[Max] There we go!

982
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:19,375
Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

983
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:22,125
You one handsome-looking son of a bitch,
Broussard!

984
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,458
Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

985
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:25,541
Love you, buddy!

986
00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,166
More than friends.

987
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,333
Now,

988
00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:30,750
when you wear these rings,

989
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:34,583
I want you to remember
all the lessons that you learned here.

990
00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:37,541
I want you to remember
the friendships that you made,

991
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,541
your memories of this place.

992
00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:48,000
When you wear these rings,
I want you to remember that you are,

993
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,666
and you always will be...

994
00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,083
a Rosehill Tiger.

995
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:57,333
- [crowd cheers]
- [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

996
00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:01,000
Hope you have a sick winter break.
Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

997
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:03,500
Happy New Year's. But first,

998
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,291
I'm gonna turn the stage over
to our resident Ina Garten.

999
00:48:08,375 --> 00:48:09,833
[crowd exclaims]

1000
00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:11,416
Carissa Jones, everyone.

1001
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,541
[crowd cheers]

1002
00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:18,916
Hi, everyone.

1003
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,541
Uh, I am so honored
to have made this feast

1004
00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:24,791
for you all tonight.
I really hope you enjoy it.

1005
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:29,208
And, uh, with that,
let me take you on a journey of umami.

1006
00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:33,000
- [girls] Ooh.
- [crowd applauds and cheers]

1007
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,625
- Hey.
- Hey.

1008
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:37,541
You look great.

1009
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,375
Thanks.

1010
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,125
You, uh, clean up well yourself.

1011
00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,958
Oh. I know.

1012
00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:47,416
I am so proud of you.
This is gonna be the best night ever.

1013
00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:54,333
- [woman] Who wants dessert?
- [boy] I'm ready for dessert.

1014
00:48:58,625 --> 00:48:59,666
[Russ slurps]

1015
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:02,833
[Russ] Hmm.

1016
00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:05,375
Is everything okay?

1017
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:06,625
Yeah, no. I'm fine.

1018
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,583
[phone chimes]

1019
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,958
- Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- [Russ] Mm-hmm.

1020
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,583
[Drea] Eleanor?

1021
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,458
It's not working!

1022
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:30,458
It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured
their cassoulet. It's gonna work.

1023
00:49:30,541 --> 00:49:31,458
[Montana laughs]

1024
00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:32,666
Shit. Shit. Shit.

1025
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,458
[Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up.

1026
00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:39,458
What is wrong with you?
Get off the floor. It's so gross.

1027
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,333
[Montana] Is anyone else feeling weird?

1028
00:49:41,416 --> 00:49:44,375
I feel floaty.
I feel like a... like a little butterfly.

1029
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:47,041
Oh no.

1030
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:50,250
- Please!
- [Montana] My pupils are fucking massive.

1031
00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:52,333
- [Tara] Please!
- My pupils are huge.

1032
00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:53,708
Can someone open up, please?

1033
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:55,208
[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

1034
00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:57,458
Someone's in here.
I don't feel well either.

1035
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,625
[girl vomits]

1036
00:49:58,708 --> 00:50:01,041
[both scream]

1037
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:03,083
Something's happening.

1038
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,166
[retches]

1039
00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:06,625
Ew.

1040
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:09,083
Do you go to school with us?

1041
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:11,083
Oh my God. We're at school.

1042
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:13,226
- [laughs]
- ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

1043
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,291
<i>♪ Looking out a dirty old window... ♪</i>

1044
00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,583
[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

1045
00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:18,791
[Meghan] Yeah!

1046
00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:25,625
<i>♪ I sit here alone
And I wonder why ♪</i>

1047
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,583
[all shouting and laughing]

1048
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,625
<i>♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪</i>

1049
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:34,833
<i>♪ I can feel the heat
But it's soothing, heading down ♪</i>

1050
00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,000
It's levitating!

1051
00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:40,458
<i>♪ I search for the beat
In this dirty town... ♪</i>

1052
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:42,500
[girls] Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.

1053
00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:45,583
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

1054
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:47,541
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

1055
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,000
<i>♪ We're the kids in America ♪</i>

1056
00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:54,333
<i>♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪</i>

1057
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:57,041
[echoes] <i>♪ Round... ♪</i>

1058
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,791
Russ, I think we've been drugged.

1059
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,208
- Nah.
- No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

1060
00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:06,208
Why can't you just come get me?

1061
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:09,708
Mom, please just come get me!
I don't want to be here!

1062
00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:14,083
[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max.
They can't. Don't.

1063
00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:16,500
- [Eleanor] Max?
- [Max] No. You're a beautiful boy.

1064
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:17,583
Hey, Max.

1065
00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:20,000
[whispers] No. No, no, no.
Don't let in the spiders.

1066
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,583
Oh my God.
There are spiders all over your phone.

1067
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:23,666
[Max screams]

1068
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,416
[Max groans]

1069
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,000
[echoes] <i>♪ Round ♪</i>

1070
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:33,958
<i>♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1071
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:36,500
<i>♪ La-la-la-la ♪</i>

1072
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,208
<i>♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪</i>

1073
00:51:39,291 --> 00:51:42,083
- [gasps]
- Hello there, my little tech whiz.

1074
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:46,333
I see you have Max's phone.
Is the download complete?

1075
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:48,166
It's processing, revenge mommy.

1076
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,500
[sighs] Very good.

1077
00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:53,833
<i>- ♪ Oh, don't try to stop, baby ♪</i>
- [sighs]

1078
00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:55,625
<i>♪ Hold me tight... ♪</i>

1079
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:56,708
There she is.

1080
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,250
My hero.

1081
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:03,625
<i>♪ Outside suburbia's
Sprawling everywhere... ♪</i>

1082
00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:08,500
Oh my God.
Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

1083
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,833
I anonymously tipped her off.

1084
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,916
It's called double assurance, sweetie.

1085
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,291
[whispers] Look it up.

1086
00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:21,833
<i>♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪</i>

1087
00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,583
Are you on mushrooms?

1088
00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:26,541
- [laughs]
<i>- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1089
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:29,125
<i>♪ La-la-la-la... ♪</i>

1090
00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,291
Maybe.

1091
00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,416
Are you?

1092
00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,791
<i>♪ La-la-la-la... ♪</i>

1093
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:34,708
Yeah.

1094
00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:36,541
[both laugh]

1095
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,458
<i>- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
- ♪ We're the kids ♪</i>

1096
00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:41,041
<i>- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪</i>

1097
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:44,083
<i>- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1098
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:47,041
<i>- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪</i>

1099
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:50,291
<i>- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1100
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,083
<i>♪ We're the kids in America... ♪</i>

1101
00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:53,583
One down.

1102
00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,083
One to go.

1103
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:58,375
<i>♪ We're the kids in America ♪</i>

1104
00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:01,291
Do you feel amazing?

1105
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:02,916
Incredible.

1106
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:05,333
I know it's bad,

1107
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,791
but watching them
escort Carissa away was, like,

1108
00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:12,041
one of the best moments of my life.

1109
00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,458
[laughs]

1110
00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:15,833
Yeah, the Glennergy really leapt out.

1111
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Thank you.

1112
00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,541
Your house is, like...

1113
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,000
[inhales]...really cozy.

1114
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,666
"Cozy" is just a nice way
of saying "small."

1115
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,666
No, I... I really didn't mean it like that.

1116
00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,458
No, I know. I'm sorry.

1117
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,541
I know you didn't.

1118
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,333
I just used to be so afraid

1119
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:43,041
of Tara and them finding out
this is where I lived.

1120
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:47,583
Isn't that twisted?
They were my best friends.

1121
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:50,708
Yeah, but your instincts were right.

1122
00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:51,791
[Drea] I guess.

1123
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,666
Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

1124
00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:56,875
You sure?

1125
00:53:58,208 --> 00:53:59,208
[whispers] Okay.

1126
00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,625
[whispers] Let's go.

1127
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,208
[Eleanor exhales]

1128
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,541
[Eleanor] All right. Come over here.

1129
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,125
[sighs]

1130
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:18,041
[sad music plays]

1131
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:21,291
Oh my God. He's cheating
with half the girls at Rosehill.

1132
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,791
There are messages here
from a girl in every clique.

1133
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,541
Goes back years.

1134
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:34,875
- Sorry.
- [laptop closes]

1135
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:37,958
Are you okay?

1136
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,041
Yeah.

1137
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,125
Yeah. No, I mean...

1138
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:42,791
[Drea sniffles]

1139
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:47,041
...Max is a lying garbage rat,
so no surprise he was a cheater too.

1140
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:54,541
If we expose those texts,
everyone will know he did this to you.

1141
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,441
[Drea] Good. He'll look even worse.

1142
00:54:57,250 --> 00:55:00,875
We should do it on Valentine's Day.
Really go for the drama.

1143
00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,666
You know you don't have to be brave
with me.

1144
00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:18,916
This sucks.

1145
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,333
It's allowed to suck.

1146
00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:30,625
Yeah.

1147
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,916
Fine. [scoffs]

1148
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,333
It sucks.

1149
00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:41,750
[Drea sniffles]

1150
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,541
It really sucks.

1151
00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:50,583
[sniffles]

1152
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:54,166
Do you think I'll feel better?

1153
00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:57,041
What do you mean?

1154
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,666
[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

1155
00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:05,333
[sighs]

1156
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,375
There's this knot in my chest...

1157
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:15,250
and the Max stuff made it worse,
but... it's always been there.

1158
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,958
And every day,
I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

1159
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,541
And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

1160
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:31,000
Sometimes it just hurts to exist,
you know?

1161
00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:35,958
I just wanna feel normal again.

1162
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,250
Yeah.

1163
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,083
I know exactly what you mean.

1164
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:45,666
Come here.

1165
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,250
I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

1166
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,125
You're just like me.

1167
00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:10,833
Yeah.

1168
00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,208
I am.

1169
00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:22,791
<i>Move.</i>

1170
00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:24,875
<i>Further.</i>

1171
00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:26,416
<i>Further.</i>

1172
00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,083
<i>- Thank you.</i>
- [clears throat] <i>Okay, ready?</i>

1173
00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,166
<i>Go, go.</i>

1174
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,833
[xylophone music plays]

1175
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:36,916
<i>Good morning, Rosehill students.</i>

1176
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,541
<i>Love is certainly in the air</i>

1177
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,833
<i>with Valentine's Day
right around the corner.</i>

1178
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,750
<i>Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,</i>

1179
00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:48,416
<i>two-time National Scholastic
Press Association Award winner</i>

1180
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,333
<i>and editor of </i>The Thorn.

1181
00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:53,208
<i>Thank you so much, Meghan,
for joining us today.</i>

1182
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,041
<i>The pleasure is all mine, Tara.</i>

1183
00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:56,291
[both laugh]

1184
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:59,750
<i>I am so happy we get to talk
about the profile you're running</i>

1185
00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:00,916
<i>in today's </i>Thorn.

1186
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,041
[Meghan] <i>Last year's public assault sent
a shockwave through the campus.</i>

1187
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:08,416
<i>And as a journalist, it felt like
such a ripe space for closer exploration.</i>

1188
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:13,708
<i>When I approached Max about this piece,
I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.</i>

1189
00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:16,875
<i>But he was so game
to get his side of the story out there.</i>

1190
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,125
[Tara] <i>I am constantly blown away
by his strength.</i>

1191
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,208
[Meghan] <i>I know.
He was so vulnerable, so honest.</i>

1192
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,583
[Tara] <i>Well, I can't wait for everyone
to read this thought-provoking piece.</i>

1193
00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,791
Hey. Hey, hey.

1194
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:37,875
What's up?

1195
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:39,541
You okay?

1196
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,458
[scoffs]

1197
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:43,166
No, not really.

1198
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:46,375
Uh, look, I'm having
a pretty shit morning myself,

1199
00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:48,833
and I was contemplating ditching.

1200
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,583
Would be a lot more fun if I had a mate.

1201
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:54,541
A mate?

1202
00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:57,000
Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride.

1203
00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,791
[upbeat music plays]

1204
00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:03,583
Let's roll.

1205
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,916
What? [gasps]

1206
00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:26,708
Russ.

1207
00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:28,625
What is this place?

1208
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,625
My dad bought this warehouse
a couple of years ago

1209
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:34,875
and then decided he didn't want it,
so he just left it with me.

1210
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:40,458
Wait. So, this entire warehouse
belongs to you?

1211
00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:43,291
It's an artist collective.

1212
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,375
Artist?

1213
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,291
I didn't know you were an artist.

1214
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:51,708
Sure, well, you don't tend to ask
many people questions about themselves.

1215
00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:52,875
Okay, rude.

1216
00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:55,916
But fair.

1217
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,000
So, what are we doing here?

1218
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:13,208
So a couple of years ago,
when my parents were getting divorced,

1219
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:17,291
I... felt like I was caught
in between the whole thing,

1220
01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,250
and... I was just really angry.

1221
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:24,750
But I found that throwing paint
at these canvases

1222
01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,750
really helped me channel my rage.

1223
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:30,958
I've been coming here a lot
since... Carissa got expelled.

1224
01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,208
It's been really tough for me without her.

1225
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:37,208
And I thought,
with everything you've been through,

1226
01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:38,625
maybe it could help you too.

1227
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,958
I know this year hasn't been easy
for you either.

1228
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,250
["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

1229
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,916
- [laughs]
- [gasps]

1230
01:00:48,541 --> 01:00:49,541
Oh, you're dead.

1231
01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:51,208
[Drea laughs]

1232
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:53,708
- Oh! Murder you!
- No, no, no. [screams]

1233
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,125
Russ!

1234
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:03,583
<i>♪ I was standing on my own ♪</i>

1235
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,791
<i>♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪</i>

1236
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:10,666
Okay, okay. Let's make...

1237
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,666
<i>♪ Even though it's not
My particular taste ♪</i>

1238
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:18,541
<i>♪ Well, I figured if I go ♪</i>

1239
01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:21,000
<i>♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪</i>

1240
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:23,875
<i>♪ I get us out, I'll get us in ♪</i>

1241
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:26,416
<i>♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪</i>

1242
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,500
[Drea screams]

1243
01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:32,916
<i>♪ Missionary is our ride ♪</i>

1244
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:38,333
<i>♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪</i>

1245
01:01:40,791 --> 01:01:44,041
<i>♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪</i>

1246
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:51,625
<i>♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪</i>

1247
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:58,250
<i>♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪</i>

1248
01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,666
["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid ends]

1249
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,166
How're you feeling?

1250
01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:04,041
Much better. Thank you.

1251
01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:07,458
High school is stupid,
and I look forward to being done with it.

1252
01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,625
[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

1253
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,125
[sighs] So, what are your plans?

1254
01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:15,916
Yale then Harvard Law.

1255
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,166
[both laugh]

1256
01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,541
That's a rough combo.

1257
01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:21,500
Oh, so you're a socialist?

1258
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,791
All I'm saying is, don't equate your worth

1259
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:26,041
to some archaic idea
of what the best means.

1260
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:31,916
Hey, um, can I say something
that might make you very uncomfortable?

1261
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,833
I guess you have to now.

1262
01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:38,958
I just want to say I'm sorry.

1263
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,416
About what happened with Max.

1264
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:44,041
Thank you.

1265
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,041
It really means a lot.

1266
01:02:57,416 --> 01:02:58,541
You good?

1267
01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:00,125
Yeah.

1268
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:07,333
- [Drea panting]
- [mischievous music plays]

1269
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,666
[man] And now,
the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

1270
01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:15,375
Championing Female-Identifying Students
League, Max Broussard.

1271
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,458
[crowd cheers]

1272
01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:22,708
[screams]

1273
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:26,958
[Max] Thank you. Thank you.

1274
01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:28,416
- Love you!
- Yeah, baby.

1275
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,500
[Max] Thank you, guys.

1276
01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:30,916
[laughs]

1277
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,041
So, we in the League, we've been trying
to put our heads together

1278
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:38,750
to figure out a way
to show all of you ladies at the school

1279
01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:40,625
how much you mean to us

1280
01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:43,333
and, more importantly,
how much we respect you.

1281
01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,250
[coughs]

1282
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:46,791
Come on. Let's give it
for respecting women!

1283
01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,125
[crowd cheers]

1284
01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,458
[coughs] Sorry.

1285
01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:56,500
Now, as we all know,
Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.

1286
01:03:56,583 --> 01:04:01,458
It is heteronormative,
and, honestly, it's kind of isolating,

1287
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:04,458
because you shouldn't have to have
a special someone in your life

1288
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,375
to feel included.

1289
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:09,791
In fact, the most special someone
in your life is you.

1290
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:10,916
[crowd] Aw.

1291
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,240
- [girl 1] Gag me!
- [Max] So...

1292
01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,208
We thought,

1293
01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:20,666
"Why not take back this day
and make it all about loving ourselves?"

1294
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,666
- And... and, uh...
- [phones chime]

1295
01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,000
So, we have...

1296
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,333
- And, uh...
- [girls talking indistinctly]

1297
01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:31,875
[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

1298
01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:33,208
[girl 3] Are you kidding me?

1299
01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:34,458
What's going on?

1300
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:35,833
[girl 3] You're terrible.

1301
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,875
Did you see this?

1302
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,458
I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

1303
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:44,958
[girls talking indistinctly]

1304
01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:46,708
What's going on?

1305
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,166
[Drea] What an asshole, right?

1306
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,333
[girl 4] Oh my God.

1307
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,375
Oh my God. Cover me.

1308
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,208
Shocking! I'm shocked!

1309
01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,500
[Tara] Cover me now.

1310
01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:59,333
Feminist, my ass, you know?

1311
01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,041
- [Tara] Higher.
- Let's go.

1312
01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:02,125
[Tara] Higher.

1313
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:05,708
[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

1314
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,375
[Tara] Cover me. Go! Go faster!

1315
01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:11,416
["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger plays]

1316
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,916
<i>♪...who salutes, but no one ever does... ♪</i>

1317
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,750
We're casting spells tonight, bitches.

1318
01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:20,791
Here's what I heard went down.
One of his side pieces blasted him.

1319
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,750
She found out he wasn't just keeping
her a secret. Mm-mm.

1320
01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:25,500
He's banging a girl in every clique.

1321
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,250
Guess Max's allyship was an act.

1322
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,333
Ban men!

1323
01:05:28,416 --> 01:05:29,708
Hey, rip 'em up, ladies.

1324
01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:31,375
Get out of the way!

1325
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:34,166
[girl shouting indistinctly]

1326
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,625
[boy shouting indistinctly]

1327
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,333
No, we're in the library.

1328
01:05:46,416 --> 01:05:48,500
This is bad for us both.
How do we spin this?

1329
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,958
No, no, no, no.
Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

1330
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:52,541
[Max] Please make this go away.

1331
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:54,458
[Tara] Baby,
I'm on with my dad's strategist.

1332
01:05:54,541 --> 01:05:56,833
Maximus, you okay?

1333
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,375
[Max] Fix it, please.

1334
01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:02,916
Oh my God. Yes, that's genius.
Thank you so much.

1335
01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,625
Okay, guys, here's the plan.

1336
01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:08,208
Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.

1337
01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,208
They're poly.

1338
01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:14,041
Honestly, y'all, it's kind of wack
to bind yourself to some old-school ideas

1339
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,625
of what we think
relationships should look like.

1340
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,958
Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.

1341
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:22,083
- We should be out there eating ass, dawg.
- Yeah.

1342
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,083
It's actually super progressive of them

1343
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,500
to transcend heteronormative structures,
you know?

1344
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,000
This is America.
We finna eat any ass we want, y'all.

1345
01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,003
Get in there and eat that ass
is what I'm saying.

1346
01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:35,333
Also, if they're open, then that means...

1347
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:38,458
[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

1348
01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,822
- [both] I have a shot with Max!
- I have a shot with Max?

1349
01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:42,083
I have a shot with Max.

1350
01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,541
I have a shot with Max.

1351
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,208
Bitch.

1352
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,708
I have a shot with Max!

1353
01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,791
[babbling]

1354
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,788
[girl] He's actually more progressive
than I thought.

1355
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,750
[boy] I never doubted him,
not for a second.

1356
01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:55,916
Drea.

1357
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:59,000
The headmaster wants to see you
in her office.

1358
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,541
Okay, I'll be right there.

1359
01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:08,666
- Fuck.
- ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

1360
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:11,625
[shears clipping]

1361
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:26,333
[sighs] It's been
quite an interesting day.

1362
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,208
You know, I pride myself
on having this uncanny ability

1363
01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,583
to spot and nurture talent.

1364
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:39,041
Well, maybe not directly nurture,
but you know, I can see it,

1365
01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,791
and then I delegate the nurturing.

1366
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:47,458
When I read your application essay,
I thought, "This girl is the future."

1367
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,000
"This girl is special."

1368
01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:53,208
I hate being wrong.

1369
01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:55,750
You weren't wrong.

1370
01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:00,041
[inhales]

1371
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:03,625
I only trim my bonsai
when I'm especially vexed.

1372
01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:07,083
Poor thing has seen
a lot of action this year

1373
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,166
due, in large part, to you.

1374
01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:11,791
She's gonna be bald soon.

1375
01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:16,750
I just got off a rather distressing call
with Jessica Cron,

1376
01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:18,166
head of admissions for Yale.

1377
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,750
Oh, this is about Yale?

1378
01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:22,208
What else would it be about?

1379
01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,458
Nothing. I... [chuckles]

1380
01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:27,291
Wait.

1381
01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,625
Did Yale reject me?

1382
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,916
I tried to turn her.

1383
01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:37,833
But your grades have slipped,
your extracurricular is nonexistent,

1384
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:40,166
and the icing on this unsavory cake,

1385
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,875
someone sent her the <i>Thorn </i>piece
detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.

1386
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,708
It's quite the trifecta.

1387
01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,708
No, no, no.
It's not even April yet. Like, I...

1388
01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:53,416
I can turn this around. I just...
This year is... I've been distracted...

1389
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,041
Whatever you've been distracted with,
I hope it's worth your future.

1390
01:08:57,541 --> 01:08:59,000
Because that's what it cost you.

1391
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:02,041
[tense music plays]

1392
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,375
Can I please be excused?

1393
01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:04,708
Yup.

1394
01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:11,500
[Drea] <i>I felt violated all over again.</i>

1395
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,875
<i>There was only one person sadistic enough
to send that article.</i>

1396
01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:19,583
<i>It was clear.
Max was hunting me for sport.</i>

1397
01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:24,833
<i>Yale was the only thing keeping me
from going for his throat,</i>

1398
01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:26,541
<i>but it was open season now.</i>

1399
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,916
<i>I had nothing holding me back,</i>

1400
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,541
<i>and I was prepared
to burn it all to the ground.</i>

1401
01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,541
[thunder rumbling]

1402
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:40,250
- [door opens]
- [footsteps approaching]

1403
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:42,791
[Eleanor] Oh my God.
I'm so sorry. We can try again.

1404
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:43,958
Yale rejected me.

1405
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:48,708
- [sighs]
- No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.

1406
01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:50,458
And definitely don't touch me.

1407
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,916
- God.
- [sighs]

1408
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,791
It's not just Max. It's all of them,

1409
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:57,458
Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

1410
01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:00,500
Every one of those trust-fund fucks
who I used to be friends with,

1411
01:10:00,583 --> 01:10:03,666
they just stood by
while Max ruined my life.

1412
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,625
I've lost everything, Eleanor.

1413
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:07,958
Fucking everything!

1414
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,750
What are you saying? [exhales]
You want to go after all of them?

1415
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:17,208
[chuckles] Yes.

1416
01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:19,875
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

1417
01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:23,250
They need to feel the consequences
of what they did to me.

1418
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,416
Taking away my social status,
that's one thing.

1419
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,875
But taking away Yale?

1420
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,500
Oh. They have to pay.

1421
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:34,875
All of them. [laughs]

1422
01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,333
- Fuck.
- So, um...

1423
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,291
What do you wanna do?

1424
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,375
Please tell me
you got into at least one Ivy.

1425
01:10:44,583 --> 01:10:46,541
[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

1426
01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,000
Should we tell her?

1427
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:49,083
Tell me what?

1428
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:51,875
Every year, there's this epic party.

1429
01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:53,375
It's called the Admissions Party.

1430
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,125
A night of pure debauchery.

1431
01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,291
No social media. No phones.

1432
01:10:57,375 --> 01:11:01,000
Cell phones are surrendered
at the entrance from sundown to sunup.

1433
01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,333
It's all-out madness.

1434
01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:05,041
It's a Rosehill senior tradition.

1435
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:08,875
And the only way in
is your Ivy acceptance letter.

1436
01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:12,625
You're going to expose
each one of those duplicitous assholes

1437
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:14,666
and destroy their futures.

1438
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:16,666
- [laughs]
- What about Max?

1439
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,750
[inhales, exhales]

1440
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:22,166
- We're gonna kill him.
- [thunder rumbling]

1441
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,250
You're not serious?

1442
01:11:23,708 --> 01:11:25,416
- No, I'm not fucking serious.
- [sighs]

1443
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,458
But Max is mine.

1444
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:30,291
I'm gonna get him
to admit once and for all

1445
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:31,833
that he leaked that video.

1446
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:34,041
Something he can't spin his way out of.

1447
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,291
What do you say, pal? Hmm?

1448
01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:39,041
Ready to take them down?

1449
01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:41,791
I'm in.

1450
01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:46,000
[Eleanor] <i>Spoiler alert, Drea snapped.</i>

1451
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:50,166
<i>When she lost Yale,
a dark cloud settled over our friendship.</i>

1452
01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:54,000
<i>She only cared about one thing, revenge.</i>

1453
01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:58,476
- [gasps]
- Where's the party happening?

1454
01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,625
Max rented a house.

1455
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,250
- I don't have the address yet.
- Bro.

1456
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:04,375
My birthday is tomorrow.
Do you wanna maybe do something together?

1457
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,000
Yeah, sure. Get the address.

1458
01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:10,333
<i>♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪</i>

1459
01:12:10,416 --> 01:12:12,541
I'm really glad you were down to hang.

1460
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:16,416
- You have quite the social calendar.
- [Eleanor] Yeah, it's been a weird year.

1461
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,625
<i>♪...silk dress dancing in the wind... ♪</i>

1462
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,750
Hey, are you okay? What's going on?

1463
01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:25,750
I feel like I'm being eaten alive
from the inside, actually.

1464
01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,750
<i>♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪</i>

1465
01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:31,208
You ever look around
and just think, "How did I get here?"

1466
01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:33,583
Yeah. All the time.

1467
01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:36,208
You run with
a pretty intense crowd these days.

1468
01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:39,000
[Eleanor] It's as surprising to me
as it is to you.

1469
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,958
You've also had
quite the change this year.

1470
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,166
- The new fits, blond hair.
- Hmm.

1471
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,375
It's rad. Don't get me wrong.

1472
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:53,458
But I'm still here for the Eleanor
I met on the first day of school.

1473
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,541
I think she's really something.

1474
01:12:56,625 --> 01:13:00,125
[hesitates] I'm sorry. The old Eleanor
can't come to the phone right now.

1475
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,208
Why?

1476
01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,125
- 'Cause she's dead.
- <i>♪ Inside of the CVS ♪</i>

1477
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,375
<i>♪ When she turns... ♪</i>

1478
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,708
Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

1479
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,541
You know?

1480
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:15,291
Like, here, mine is seeming
incredibly secure of myself,

1481
01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,083
when, in reality,
my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing

1482
01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:21,291
is just a front so no one can tell
I actually care so much.

1483
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,375
Seriously.

1484
01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:24,666
<i>♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪</i>

1485
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:25,875
I really like you.

1486
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:26,875
<i>♪ Life's so fun ♪</i>

1487
01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,208
<i>♪ Don't need to worry about no one ♪</i>

1488
01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,708
<i>♪ She said I got her... ♪</i>

1489
01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,458
I wanna tell you everything.

1490
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:35,583
<i>♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪</i>

1491
01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:37,000
I really like you too.

1492
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:40,250
<i>♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪</i>

1493
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,708
<i>♪ Silk ♪</i>

1494
01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,375
<i>♪ Chiffon ♪</i>

1495
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,791
<i>♪ That's how it feels ♪</i>

1496
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:50,208
<i>♪ Oh, when she's on me ♪</i>

1497
01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:53,583
["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)"
by MUNA ends]

1498
01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:57,041
- [glass tinkling]
- [male voice] Shh.

1499
01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,875
- [giggling in the distance]
- [Eleanor] Drea?

1500
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,416
Is there someone there?

1501
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:19,125
[all scream] Surprise!

1502
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,791
- Oh my fucking God!
- [Max] Hey!

1503
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,958
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

1504
01:14:24,041 --> 01:14:25,625
- You scared me.
- [Max] You all right?

1505
01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:27,583
- You gonna shank us?
- Oh no. I wouldn't...

1506
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,041
This is my birthday party?

1507
01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:30,125
[Tara] Happy birthday.

1508
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,083
- Here you go.
- I can't believe you did this.

1509
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:34,833
- You did this for me?
- Of course. You're our friend.

1510
01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:37,416
[Eleanor] <i>In a shocking twist of events,</i>

1511
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,375
<i>it turns out everything I thought I hated
was exactly what I always wanted.</i>

1512
01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:44,333
<i>Sure, this started as me infiltrating
Max's group to help Drea.</i>

1513
01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:47,416
<i>But at this moment, I just felt like
I was surrounded by my friends,</i>

1514
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,500
<i>and all it took to get them
was me trying to ruin their lives.</i>

1515
01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:54,458
- Oh! Okay.
- [Elliot] Show what you got. Pose it up!

1516
01:14:54,541 --> 01:14:56,583
- Yeah!
- Come on.

1517
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,750
[Drea] <i>Eleanor was really pissing me off.</i>

1518
01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:05,916
<i>We made this plan.
I helped her get what she wanted,</i>

1519
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,583
<i>and now when it was my turn,
she ghosted me?</i>

1520
01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:11,666
- What's going on in that head of yours?
- Hmm?

1521
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,041
- Hmm?
- Nothing.

1522
01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:14,666
Come here.

1523
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:20,291
I just need a little distraction
from all the stress.

1524
01:15:21,916 --> 01:15:22,916
[Russ] Okay.

1525
01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:24,666
I can do that.

1526
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,750
[fake moans]

1527
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,291
Fuck.

1528
01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,666
[fake moans] So good.

1529
01:15:38,375 --> 01:15:40,000
[fake moans]

1530
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:43,375
[fake moaning loudly]

1531
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:47,125
<i>It's the birthday girl.
We all having a good time.</i>

1532
01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:50,125
[crowd cheers]

1533
01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:53,000
- I came. Let's go to a party.
- ["Bitter Bitch" by Helen plays]

1534
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:56,291
<i>- </i>Never have I ever had a threesome.
<i>- ♪ I've become a bitter bitch</i> ♪

1535
01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:59,625
<i>♪ But I don't mind... ♪</i>

1536
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,000
Happy birthday, Eleanor.

1537
01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:04,458
[Montana gasps] Drea's here.

1538
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:07,791
Oh my God.

1539
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,000
[Meghan laughs] What is she doing here?

1540
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,750
I didn't know you knew Drea.

1541
01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:14,666
We have a couple classes together.

1542
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:17,166
<i>♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪</i>

1543
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:19,500
<i>♪ Sayin' that
"Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪</i>

1544
01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:21,833
<i>♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪</i>

1545
01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:23,642
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?

1546
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:26,500
I saw the party on Montana's Story.
She still has me on Close Friends.

1547
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,208
Well, I'm sure that's by mistake.

1548
01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:33,166
So hostile.
I'm waving the white flag, Max.

1549
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:36,208
Look, can't we just put
all this ugliness aside?

1550
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,208
I mean, you said
you didn't leak the video,

1551
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:42,250
and I believe it.
So, why are we still fighting, right?

1552
01:16:44,625 --> 01:16:45,625
Yeah.

1553
01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,333
- Yeah, you're right.
- Great.

1554
01:16:48,416 --> 01:16:50,750
I'm glad you're here, Dre.
Have a good time.

1555
01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:52,916
Max.

1556
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000
Russ.

1557
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,875
[Max] Hmm.

1558
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,291
[laughs]

1559
01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:00,500
Okay.

1560
01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:05,083
Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

1561
01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:08,083
Um, can I just steal the birthday girl
for a sec?

1562
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,833
- [Max] Mm-hmm.
- Your house is so cute.

1563
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:13,125
Come on. Show me around.
I feel like I don't even know you.

1564
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,416
- [meows]
- [both laugh]

1565
01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:20,083
Well, I think you handled that very well.

1566
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,250
How does she even have this address?

1567
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:26,291
Good question.

1568
01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:27,833
Nice entrance.

1569
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,500
Yeah? Nice jacket.

1570
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:31,583
It was a gift.

1571
01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:34,583
I can't believe you.
What do you think you're doing?

1572
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,000
You don't answer my texts.

1573
01:17:36,083 --> 01:17:39,791
What do you think you're doing?
You come to my house. Are you okay?

1574
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,166
Are you?

1575
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,541
Because it's you
I'm worried about, Eleanor.

1576
01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:46,958
Those people do not care
about you. They're not your friends.

1577
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:50,375
Oh, is that what this is about?
You're jealous I'm with your old friends?

1578
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,791
Did you even remember
that it was my birthday?

1579
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,166
No. Okay? I didn't.
But, fuck, why would I know that?

1580
01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:03,458
[cries] Because I told you yesterday.
Because we spent an entire year together.

1581
01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:07,125
Oh my God, you're pathetic.
Can't you see what he's doing?

1582
01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,708
None of this is real.
This party? He's controlling you, dude.

1583
01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:16,333
Every person in there will drop you
the minute you do not serve them anymore.

1584
01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:17,750
Are you any different?

1585
01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,958
At least with Max,
I got a birthday party out of it.

1586
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:26,041
Wait, wait, wait.
You don't like him, do you?

1587
01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:28,708
Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

1588
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,625
He leaked that video.

1589
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:32,291
Are you sure?

1590
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,041
There's never been any evidence.

1591
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:41,500
Take that back.

1592
01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,208
No.

1593
01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:48,291
["She's All I Wanna Be"
by Tate McRae plays]

1594
01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:52,625
I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

1595
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:54,666
<i>♪ You want the girl
With the small waist... ♪</i>

1596
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,208
Fuck you, Eleanor!

1597
01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:58,625
Go home, Drea.

1598
01:18:58,708 --> 01:19:00,916
<i>♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪</i>

1599
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,291
<i>♪ In her dad's new car ♪</i>

1600
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,875
<i>♪ You tell me I shouldn't stress out ♪</i>

1601
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,291
<i>♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪</i>

1602
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,791
Gabbi.

1603
01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,291
Did you overhear that?

1604
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:16,333
I'm sorry. Drea is...

1605
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:17,500
Yeah, I know Drea.

1606
01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:18,583
And...

1607
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:20,583
I love my brother.

1608
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:23,333
But... you know he leaked that video.

1609
01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:26,041
You said some pretty messed-up stuff
out there.

1610
01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:28,083
[Eleanor] It's complicated.

1611
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:32,625
Hey, I guess we solved the mystery
of Eleanor, though, right?

1612
01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,666
This isn't your armor anymore.
It's just you.

1613
01:19:38,625 --> 01:19:40,625
Fuck, I can't believe I was wrong.

1614
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,875
Happy birthday, though.
I'll see you around.

1615
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,041
<i>♪ Be bored with mine ♪</i>

1616
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:49,916
<i>♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪</i>

1617
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,625
<i>♪ And she's all I wanna be
All I wanna be so bad ♪</i>

1618
01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:59,583
- [phone line rings]
- [man on phone] <i>Paul's Auto.</i>

1619
01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:03,125
Hi. Oh my God. [laughs]
I'm so happy you're still open.

1620
01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:08,000
Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed
my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

1621
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,833
I'm late to pick up my mom from work,
and my car is not starting up,

1622
01:20:11,916 --> 01:20:13,916
and I'm worried it's the same issue.

1623
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:17,166
[man] <i>Yeah, last time,
someone removed your spark plug.</i>

1624
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,708
<i>That's why it wouldn't start.</i>

1625
01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,666
Wait. What?

1626
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:24,083
Why would someone do that?
Are they worth something?

1627
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:27,583
[man] <i>They're worth about 20 bucks.
Someone was probably messing with you.</i>

1628
01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:31,375
<i>You got a jealous ex-boyfriend
who can fix cars? </i>[chuckles]

1629
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:32,875
[tense music plays]

1630
01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:37,791
Something like that.

1631
01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:41,541
[Drea] <i>There was only one way
to get to the bottom of this.</i>

1632
01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:44,375
<i>I needed information
only one girl would have.</i>

1633
01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:46,500
<i>And it wasn't Erica Norman,</i>

1634
01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,458
<i>the girl I </i>allegedly<i> framed
at tennis camp.</i>

1635
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:51,208
<i>This was just a fun surprise.</i>

1636
01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,291
Drea.

1637
01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:55,458
[Drea] <i>I hate surprises.</i>

1638
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,333
Erica.

1639
01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:58,916
Wow, hi.

1640
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,625
How are you, girl?

1641
01:21:02,208 --> 01:21:05,833
[scoffs] You know,
got kicked out of tennis camp.

1642
01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:06,750
Yeah.

1643
01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:11,583
Lost my scholarship to Stanford,
and I developed an actual coke problem.

1644
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,375
[inhales] Oh no.

1645
01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:16,875
- So what are you doing here?
- I came to see a friend.

1646
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:21,250
You know, I'm really glad
that I get to see you,

1647
01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:22,875
'cause... [inhales]

1648
01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:26,375
...one of the steps in my recovery program

1649
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:29,750
is to make amends
with the people who I've hurt.

1650
01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:31,833
So... [chuckles]

1651
01:21:31,916 --> 01:21:34,083
[sighs]...Drea...

1652
01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,041
Yeah.

1653
01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:37,458
Okay.

1654
01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,208
Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

1655
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,291
[Drea] Yep.

1656
01:21:40,916 --> 01:21:42,708
From the bottom of my heart...

1657
01:21:44,916 --> 01:21:46,500
I wish you nothing

1658
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,166
but the worst

1659
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:52,666
for the rest
of your miserable fucking existence.

1660
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,583
And...

1661
01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:59,458
I love your ear balls.

1662
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:02,375
I love them.

1663
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:07,583
- Thank you.
- [footsteps approaching]

1664
01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:10,000
She's waiting for you on the lower level.

1665
01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:12,666
Great.

1666
01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:15,458
Erica... [sighs]

1667
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,416
So good to see you. [chuckles]

1668
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,208
- Hmm.
- Hang in there, okay?

1669
01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:27,500
Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

1670
01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,916
- [woman] Erica, return to craft time.
- I'm fucking coming!

1671
01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,041
[mischievous music plays]

1672
01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:42,750
Drea.

1673
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,583
I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan.

1674
01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:08,083
She's been ignoring me all year.
I almost didn't recognize her.

1675
01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:10,458
She certainly remembers you.

1676
01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:12,666
It's kind of hard
to forget your first crush.

1677
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:16,208
She was sort of my first girlfriend
back when she went by Nora.

1678
01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:17,791
Nora?

1679
01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:19,208
[Carissa] Yeah, Nora.

1680
01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,666
She had the nose job and the name change,

1681
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:24,000
but hey, I think
they're both working for her.

1682
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,000
Nose job?

1683
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:29,083
Wait. She told me that you started
some fucked-up rumor about her

1684
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:32,250
that she kissed you
and that you literally destroyed her life.

1685
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,958
- She told you that <i>I</i> did that?
- Mm-hmm.

1686
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:37,750
That is so weird.
First, that she told you it was me,

1687
01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:40,250
and second,
that you didn't immediately call bullshit.

1688
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,625
Why would I call bullshit?

1689
01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:46,291
You seriously don't remember?

1690
01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:48,416
Drea, you were the one
who started that rumor.

1691
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:49,833
What?

1692
01:23:49,916 --> 01:23:53,125
Yeah, Eleanor is Nora Cutler,
from day camp.

1693
01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:55,500
Nosy Nora Cutler.

1694
01:23:58,791 --> 01:24:02,375
Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

1695
01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:05,208
Yeah, she came out to me,

1696
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,041
and I...

1697
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,305
["Shame Reactions" by Pom Pom Squad plays]

1698
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,166
I...

1699
01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:13,000
She told everyone that I tried
to hold her down and kiss her.

1700
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:14,666
She turned me into this predator.

1701
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:20,541
I don't wanna make her pay.

1702
01:24:22,166 --> 01:24:24,541
I wanna burn her to the ground.

1703
01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:26,833
Oh fuck.

1704
01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:31,958
[Mom] You can't sit around like this
all summer. Not again.

1705
01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:36,208
<i>♪ Whisky a Go Go ♪</i>

1706
01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:38,250
<i>♪ Head spinning
Oh no... ♪</i>

1707
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:40,333
[Eleanor] Mom?

1708
01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:44,125
What about tennis camp?

1709
01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:47,833
In Palm Beach?

1710
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:51,416
<i>♪ Chaotic stupid
I'll get used to feeling useless ♪</i>

1711
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,750
<i>♪ Is there a way for me to kill... ♪</i>

1712
01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:54,833
Next up.

1713
01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:57,083
I'll go.

1714
01:24:57,458 --> 01:25:00,416
<i>♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪</i>

1715
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:01,916
<i>♪ Animal part of me ♪</i>

1716
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,583
<i>♪ She never stays too far from me ♪</i>

1717
01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:07,041
<i>♪ She tastes like meat
She tastes like blood ♪</i>

1718
01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:08,416
<i>♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪</i>

1719
01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:13,208
I wish we could, like, hire people
to take them down.

1720
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:15,291
What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?

1721
01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:16,875
Exactly.

1722
01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:21,250
[Eleanor] <i>Listen,
was all this a little crazy? Sure.</i>

1723
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:24,375
<i>But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths.</i>

1724
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,541
<i>After the ring dinner,
I decided to call it all off.</i>

1725
01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:30,666
<i>Drea really seemed like she'd changed,
and I didn't wanna hurt her.</i>

1726
01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,958
<i>She was becoming my friend.</i>

1727
01:25:33,041 --> 01:25:36,375
<i>But after she kamikazed
into my birthday party,</i>

1728
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,958
<i>I realized Drea hadn't changed.</i>

1729
01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:41,791
<i>She was the same mean girl
I met when I was 13,</i>

1730
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:45,250
<i>and she deserved everything
that was coming for her.</i>

1731
01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:48,333
<i>♪ She never stays too far from me ♪</i>

1732
01:25:48,416 --> 01:25:50,541
<i>♪ She tastes like meat
She tastes like blood ♪</i>

1733
01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:52,958
<i>♪ She tastes so sweet ♪</i>

1734
01:25:53,041 --> 01:25:54,041
Mom.

1735
01:25:54,875 --> 01:25:56,125
Hi, friend.

1736
01:25:56,791 --> 01:26:00,958
Oh. I'm sorry. Did you have a tough day?
Your mom had an emergency shift,

1737
01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:04,000
and she told me
you were gonna be alone for dinner.

1738
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:07,083
And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.

1739
01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:11,375
You probably poisoned it, Nora.

1740
01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:12,458
[Eleanor] Hmm.

1741
01:26:12,541 --> 01:26:14,583
So, do you remember Erica Norman?

1742
01:26:15,166 --> 01:26:17,291
Of course you do.
Well, I follow her on Instagram,

1743
01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:19,708
and she posted the funniest story
from rehab today.

1744
01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,833
I know that Erica is in rehab
with Carissa,

1745
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,541
and you're calling me Nora.

1746
01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:26,500
So, is the cat out of the bag?

1747
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,875
Get out of my house.

1748
01:26:28,625 --> 01:26:30,083
[in singsong] Thought so!

1749
01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:33,916
Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

1750
01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:38,166
So, I have some really exciting news.

1751
01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:42,333
This whole thing,
everything that we've been doing,

1752
01:26:42,416 --> 01:26:44,250
I've had the upper hand the entire time.

1753
01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:47,333
You made this pretty easy, I gotta say.

1754
01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,750
But that's the thing.

1755
01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:52,625
Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

1756
01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,416
...to realize they're being played.

1757
01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:56,791
[chuckles]

1758
01:26:56,875 --> 01:26:58,833
You'll never get away with this.

1759
01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,833
Nora.

1760
01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:03,166
Coming after me,

1761
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:06,125
the optics of that aren't great.

1762
01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:10,291
Rich white girl ruins life
of scholarship student of color.

1763
01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:12,125
[Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic.

1764
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,333
Sit down.

1765
01:27:13,916 --> 01:27:15,291
[tense music plays]

1766
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,833
I'm in charge now.

1767
01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:28,333
You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.

1768
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:30,958
[scoffs]

1769
01:27:31,041 --> 01:27:33,333
And she said
you guys actually liked each other.

1770
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:35,416
I did like Carissa.

1771
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:41,625
She was so freaked out
when <i>you </i>turned me into a lesbian leper

1772
01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:46,458
that she jumped back into the closet
when I needed her most.

1773
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:52,791
As you well know,
rumors are not harmless little comments.

1774
01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:56,000
Somebody says something in person,
someone repeats it online,

1775
01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:59,583
and then it just grows and grows and grows
until it follows you wherever you are.

1776
01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:01,791
I didn't eat.

1777
01:28:02,916 --> 01:28:04,541
I didn't sleep anymore.

1778
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:06,505
My parents had to send me
to a treatment center.

1779
01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:07,750
It was embarrassing.

1780
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:10,291
And the worst part

1781
01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:14,791
is you don't even remember
doing this to me.

1782
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:17,416
I told you the entire story,

1783
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,916
and you didn't know
I was talking about you.

1784
01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:24,583
What if I had remembered?

1785
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,208
[sighs]

1786
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,208
"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

1787
01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:31,416
I wish more than anything that you had,
but you didn't.

1788
01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:33,750
And I knew you wouldn't.

1789
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,958
Where does this game end, Nora?

1790
01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:44,666
I lost Yale. There's literally
nothing else you could take away from me.

1791
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:47,416
[chuckles] I mean, that's simply not true.

1792
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,083
I'm sure you'll get into
a perfectly good college.

1793
01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,958
I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck
with your pain forever

1794
01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:56,500
because I know that I'm stuck with mine.

1795
01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:00,541
It'll be like our very own version
of friendship tattoos.

1796
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:04,708
Except, you know, with trauma.

1797
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:08,250
Okay.

1798
01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:09,916
So, here's the plan.

1799
01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:14,458
You're gonna get back in
with your little friends,

1800
01:29:15,041 --> 01:29:17,000
and you're gonna go
to the Admissions Party,

1801
01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:21,041
and you are gonna push them to do
the craziest shit they have ever done.

1802
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,333
And when it all gets leaked,

1803
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:26,208
it'll be traced back
to an IP address on your computer.

1804
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,208
They go down. You go down.

1805
01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:31,333
So simple, so fun.

1806
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:38,583
Except I can't go to the Admissions Party
because I didn't get into Yale, remember?

1807
01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,791
Give me a break, Drea.

1808
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:45,875
I mean, I just executed
an elaborate revenge plan.

1809
01:29:45,958 --> 01:29:48,916
You think that I can't doctor
an admissions email?

1810
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,000
[inhales]

1811
01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,958
If you want to ruin me, Nora,

1812
01:29:53,208 --> 01:29:54,208
go ahead.

1813
01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:56,958
I'm not helping you.

1814
01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:01,416
[exhales] I was worried
that you might be stubborn about this,

1815
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,500
and got me thinking about your mom.

1816
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,791
I've recently learned
that it's incredibly easy

1817
01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:09,833
to frame people for having drugs on them.

1818
01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,625
Thanks for that, by the way.

1819
01:30:12,666 --> 01:30:14,000
So, what do you think?

1820
01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:18,041
Aside from the fact
that this is all, like, targeting you,

1821
01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:20,041
did I make revenge mommy proud?

1822
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,541
[tense music intensifies]

1823
01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:28,958
Oh, by the way,

1824
01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:31,916
I, uh, told Russ what you did to Carissa.

1825
01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:34,250
[in singsong] Bye.

1826
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:38,416
Russ?

1827
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:42,500
Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you,
but I promise I can explain. Okay?

1828
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:43,833
I had no choice.

1829
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:46,625
The only reason I put drugs
in Carissa's dinner

1830
01:30:46,708 --> 01:30:48,041
is because I genuinely thought...

1831
01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:50,208
[Russ] <i>Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drea, slow down.</i>

1832
01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:53,208
<i>What are you talking about?
I haven't talked to Eleanor.</i>

1833
01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:55,541
What?

1834
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,416
- [tires squealing]
- [crashing loudly]

1835
01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,500
[Russ] <i>Drea?</i>

1836
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,250
[echoes] <i>Drea!</i>

1837
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:04,208
[siren wailing]

1838
01:31:06,291 --> 01:31:07,791
[echoes] <i>Hello?</i>

1839
01:31:31,791 --> 01:31:33,208
[Drea breathes heavily]

1840
01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:39,250
Hi.

1841
01:31:40,875 --> 01:31:41,875
Hi.

1842
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,375
[Russ] How are you feeling?

1843
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:46,625
Uh...

1844
01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:49,000
[laughs]

1845
01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:50,083
I'm okay.

1846
01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:53,958
[Drea sighs]

1847
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:57,750
Did you talk to Eleanor?

1848
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:02,666
[sighs]

1849
01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:06,833
Look, I don't know what she told you,

1850
01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:10,416
but the revenge thing
was just as much her as it was me.

1851
01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:17,125
And I'm sorry about Carissa.
I... I thought she hurt Eleanor.

1852
01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:21,375
Turn yourself in.

1853
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:27,875
[scoffs]

1854
01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:30,208
Right.

1855
01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:35,875
You don't understand.

1856
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:40,291
Do you know what would happen to me
if I turn myself in?

1857
01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:42,416
I'm not Carissa, Russ.

1858
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:46,083
I'm not just gonna get sent
to some glorified spa.

1859
01:32:46,166 --> 01:32:49,291
I am very aware of the differences
between you and Carissa,

1860
01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:52,416
but you decided to drug the entire class.

1861
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:55,851
And those texts on Max's phone...
You more than anyone should know

1862
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,458
how violating it is
to have your information leaked like that.

1863
01:32:58,958 --> 01:33:00,875
- He deserved it.
- [Russ] No, not him.

1864
01:33:00,958 --> 01:33:03,518
All those poor girls you exposed
that ended up collateral damage.

1865
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,875
Do you ever think
about anyone other than yourself?

1866
01:33:07,375 --> 01:33:08,375
[Russ scoffs]

1867
01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:10,833
I really wanted this to work,

1868
01:33:11,416 --> 01:33:13,041
but it just doesn't.

1869
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,250
Did he just break up with you?

1870
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:21,583
I'm sorry. That's sad.

1871
01:33:22,583 --> 01:33:23,583
[Drea inhales]

1872
01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,166
Do you like this balloon?

1873
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,166
I was deciding between this and Elsa,

1874
01:33:27,250 --> 01:33:29,708
but I kind of thought
you weren't an Elsa person.

1875
01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:32,083
Although, you are a frigid bitch.

1876
01:33:32,166 --> 01:33:33,333
[Drea] You're a psycho.

1877
01:33:33,416 --> 01:33:35,166
[Eleanor] It takes one to know one.

1878
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,291
I'm sorry that I hit you with my car.

1879
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,541
I was barely going 20 miles per hour.
It was a love tap.

1880
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:46,000
It was just the last piece of the puzzle.

1881
01:33:46,083 --> 01:33:46,916
Max and them,

1882
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,583
they were never just gonna let you
back into their group.

1883
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,708
I needed to give them a reason to.

1884
01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:56,083
And you know... [chuckles]

1885
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,559
...there's nothing vapid people love more

1886
01:33:58,583 --> 01:34:00,958
than making other people's tragedies
about them.

1887
01:34:05,958 --> 01:34:07,500
[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

1888
01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:08,500
It's all right.

1889
01:34:08,583 --> 01:34:11,083
["Happier Than Ever"
by Billie Eilish plays]

1890
01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:12,375
[Drea winces]

1891
01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:13,458
Sorry.

1892
01:34:15,875 --> 01:34:17,708
I wish it could have been different.

1893
01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:21,750
Truly.

1894
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:28,166
<i>♪ You scared me to death
But I'm wasting my breath ♪</i>

1895
01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:31,666
<i>♪ 'Cause you only listen
To your fucking friends ♪</i>

1896
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,958
<i>♪ I don't relate to you ♪</i>

1897
01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:39,333
<i>♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪</i>

1898
01:34:39,416 --> 01:34:43,500
<i>♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪</i>

1899
01:34:43,583 --> 01:34:47,875
<i>♪ You made me hate this city ♪</i>

1900
01:34:47,958 --> 01:34:51,125
<i>♪ And I don't talk shit about you... ♪</i>

1901
01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:52,458
[Eleanor] <i>I did it.</i>

1902
01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:54,458
<i>Soon, Drea would be annihilated.</i>

1903
01:34:55,083 --> 01:34:58,250
<i>What should have felt exhilarating
just felt rotten. I... I was so lost.</i>

1904
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:01,708
<i>I barely recognized myself.
I mean, look at me.</i>

1905
01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:05,791
<i>I did a costume change</i>
after<i> I hit Drea with my car,</i>

1906
01:35:05,875 --> 01:35:08,250
<i>but it was just too late now.</i>

1907
01:35:09,208 --> 01:35:11,500
<i>The only way out was through.</i>

1908
01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:14,416
<i>♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪</i>

1909
01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,166
<i>♪ I could talk about every time ♪</i>

1910
01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:19,500
<i>♪ That you showed up on time ♪</i>

1911
01:35:19,583 --> 01:35:21,625
<i>♪ But I'd have an empty line ♪</i>

1912
01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:22,833
<i>♪ 'Cause you never did ♪</i>

1913
01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:25,083
<i>♪ Never paid any mind ♪</i>

1914
01:35:25,166 --> 01:35:27,375
<i>♪ To my mother or friends ♪</i>

1915
01:35:27,458 --> 01:35:30,458
<i>♪ So I shut 'em all out for you ♪</i>

1916
01:35:30,541 --> 01:35:32,750
<i>♪ 'Cause I was a kid ♪</i>

1917
01:35:32,833 --> 01:35:33,875
Shut up.

1918
01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:37,625
- [scoffs]
- <i>♪ You ruined everything good ♪</i>

1919
01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:42,125
<i>♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪</i>

1920
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:47,083
<i>♪ Made all my moments your own ♪</i>

1921
01:35:47,166 --> 01:35:54,166
<i>♪ Just fucking leave me alone ♪</i>

1922
01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:57,791
[phone chimes]

1923
01:35:57,875 --> 01:35:59,875
<i>♪ Oh yeah ♪</i>

1924
01:36:12,083 --> 01:36:13,916
[phone chimes]

1925
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:35,083
["Happier Than Ever"
by Billie Eilish ends]

1926
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:45,625
[door opens]

1927
01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,250
How did you know I'd be here?

1928
01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,750
This was our spot.

1929
01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:58,083
I just figured
that you should have it this year.

1930
01:36:58,833 --> 01:37:00,041
You needed it more.

1931
01:37:00,625 --> 01:37:01,750
Thank you for that.

1932
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,458
How are you doing?

1933
01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:07,041
I'm great.

1934
01:37:09,083 --> 01:37:10,750
Yeah, I'm having a blast.

1935
01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,208
I miss you.

1936
01:37:16,791 --> 01:37:20,250
I made some really bad choices this year.

1937
01:37:21,416 --> 01:37:25,083
I let social politics
overcomplicate things

1938
01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:27,333
that should have been extremely simple.

1939
01:37:27,916 --> 01:37:32,166
It shouldn't have taken an accident
for me to realize that, and I'm sorry.

1940
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,000
[Tara sighs]

1941
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:41,916
I know you're gonna tell me
to get lost when I say this, but...

1942
01:37:44,291 --> 01:37:46,000
[laughs and sniffles]

1943
01:37:46,083 --> 01:37:47,375
I think you're lucky.

1944
01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:50,875
What?

1945
01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:52,875
You got out.

1946
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,125
You're free, Drea.

1947
01:38:01,625 --> 01:38:03,958
I don't feel free.

1948
01:38:06,875 --> 01:38:08,708
I feel like I got hit by a car.

1949
01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,708
Oh, wait. I did.

1950
01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:16,750
I give up.

1951
01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:18,333
I'm done.

1952
01:38:22,333 --> 01:38:24,958
I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

1953
01:38:25,708 --> 01:38:28,791
You're Drea fucking Torres.

1954
01:38:28,875 --> 01:38:32,541
You're the girl who taught me
what it means to be an indomitable force.

1955
01:38:32,625 --> 01:38:35,541
I refuse to believe that girl's dead!

1956
01:38:35,625 --> 01:38:36,833
She's not dead.

1957
01:38:38,375 --> 01:38:40,458
Come to the Admissions Party

1958
01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:44,583
and show everybody at Rosehill
what a bad bitch looks like.

1959
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,625
["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)"
by Chloe Adams plays]

1960
01:38:51,208 --> 01:38:54,125
<i>♪ I've been hanging pictures of you
On my wall ♪</i>

1961
01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:57,666
<i>♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes
Like a sinner, oh ♪</i>

1962
01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:01,375
<i>♪ I was young
And you'd spit venom in my face ♪</i>

1963
01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:05,583
<i>♪ You should've known that
That would leave a bitter taste ♪</i>

1964
01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:08,083
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1965
01:39:08,166 --> 01:39:11,625
<i>♪ You always see the worst ♪</i>

1966
01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:13,208
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪</i>

1967
01:39:13,291 --> 01:39:14,875
I have a present for you.

1968
01:39:17,083 --> 01:39:18,958
Is there a camera on that brooch?

1969
01:39:19,041 --> 01:39:20,041
Yeah.

1970
01:39:20,458 --> 01:39:22,750
But it matches your dress, so...

1971
01:39:23,333 --> 01:39:24,583
You're welcome.

1972
01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:26,416
Don't forget, Nora.

1973
01:39:28,291 --> 01:39:29,375
I created you,

1974
01:39:30,458 --> 01:39:33,166
and I can just as easily destroy you.

1975
01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:34,250
<i>♪ Dead to me ♪</i>

1976
01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:36,416
<i>♪ It's a shame ♪</i>

1977
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,666
<i>♪ You're to blame ♪</i>

1978
01:39:38,750 --> 01:39:41,666
[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

1979
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:46,541
Yo, we got Mayweather...

1980
01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:49,000
Yo, we got Mayweather-Logan part 2.0.

1981
01:39:49,083 --> 01:39:51,416
I'd be very mad if this ends like that.

1982
01:39:52,416 --> 01:39:55,583
<i>♪ So go be shady ♪</i>

1983
01:39:55,666 --> 01:39:59,708
<i>♪ And I'll be the monster
That you made me ♪</i>

1984
01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:02,250
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1985
01:40:02,333 --> 01:40:05,333
<i>♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪</i>

1986
01:40:05,416 --> 01:40:06,666
<i>♪ Dead to me ♪</i>

1987
01:40:12,416 --> 01:40:13,416
<i>♪ Dead to me ♪</i>

1988
01:40:18,625 --> 01:40:19,916
<i>♪ Dead to me ♪</i>

1989
01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:22,833
<i>♪ It's a shame ♪</i>

1990
01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:24,750
<i>♪ You're to blame ♪</i>

1991
01:40:24,833 --> 01:40:27,875
<i>♪ You made the rules
But still fucked up your own damn game ♪</i>

1992
01:40:28,458 --> 01:40:29,875
Does anybody want to do some K?

1993
01:40:29,958 --> 01:40:31,791
- Oh yes.
- Gimme.

1994
01:40:31,875 --> 01:40:34,250
Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

1995
01:40:34,333 --> 01:40:35,583
- Drea?
- I'm good.

1996
01:40:36,291 --> 01:40:38,375
- Come on. Have some.
- No, I'm good.

1997
01:40:38,458 --> 01:40:39,833
Come on, Dre.

1998
01:40:40,458 --> 01:40:42,333
Do some K. Don't be a narc.

1999
01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:48,833
You guys, can we all just look
at Eleanor right now?

2000
01:40:48,916 --> 01:40:50,958
- You are so pretty.
- [Meghan sighs]

2001
01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:52,625
Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

2002
01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:54,208
- [Meghan] Yes.
- [Tara] So pretty.

2003
01:40:54,291 --> 01:40:55,583
I love Eleanor.

2004
01:40:55,666 --> 01:40:57,083
[Montana] You're so pretty.

2005
01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,458
So do I.

2006
01:41:00,291 --> 01:41:03,166
- Eleanor, you're so bad.
- [Tara] Yeah.

2007
01:41:03,250 --> 01:41:05,750
You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?

2008
01:41:06,666 --> 01:41:08,250
I thought you were into Gabbi.

2009
01:41:08,333 --> 01:41:09,208
[Tara] What?

2010
01:41:09,291 --> 01:41:10,875
Do you like my sister?

2011
01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:12,083
No. I...

2012
01:41:13,333 --> 01:41:14,958
- Yeah.
- [Tara] Yes!

2013
01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:18,291
- [Meghan] Oh my God!
- Classic Eleanor. So full of surprises.

2014
01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:22,666
Did you guys know
that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

2015
01:41:22,750 --> 01:41:25,500
and she went to Big Beach Day Camp
with Tara and I?

2016
01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:27,208
- Do you remember?
- What?

2017
01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:28,875
No? You don't remember?

2018
01:41:30,291 --> 01:41:32,458
Well, I guess
she looked a little different.

2019
01:41:33,291 --> 01:41:34,458
Here.

2020
01:41:38,916 --> 01:41:41,000
How about now? Look familiar?

2021
01:41:41,083 --> 01:41:42,083
Oh my God!

2022
01:41:42,125 --> 01:41:44,666
- [Elliot] Oh my God.
- We used to call her Nosy Nora?

2023
01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:48,208
- [shrieking] Yes!
- Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Nosy Nora!

2024
01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:51,000
- Fuck! That's Nosy Nora?
- That's Nosy Nora.

2025
01:41:51,083 --> 01:41:53,291
[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't...
No, we're not...

2026
01:41:54,625 --> 01:41:56,833
- Eleanor, come back!
- [Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora.

2027
01:41:56,916 --> 01:41:58,583
[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

2028
01:41:58,666 --> 01:42:01,166
[Elliot] Oh man. Nosy fucking Nora.

2029
01:42:01,250 --> 01:42:04,291
I got a boob job.
It's fine, babe. It's all good.

2030
01:42:09,666 --> 01:42:10,666
Eleanor.

2031
01:42:11,958 --> 01:42:14,000
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.

2032
01:42:14,500 --> 01:42:16,708
I really thought
I was different than them.

2033
01:42:18,333 --> 01:42:22,500
Every time I did something mean,
I told myself, "This isn't me."

2034
01:42:22,583 --> 01:42:24,708
"This is just
who I have to be to survive."

2035
01:42:25,791 --> 01:42:27,250
But that was a fucking lie.

2036
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,708
It was just a story I told myself
to make myself feel better

2037
01:42:30,791 --> 01:42:32,875
about the fact
that I was just a toxic bitch.

2038
01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:38,041
Does any of this make you feel better?
Because I'm fucking miserable.

2039
01:42:38,125 --> 01:42:41,291
No, of course I don't feel better.
I feel like shit.

2040
01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:42,416
So do I!

2041
01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:44,750
Fuck.

2042
01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:48,666
What are you doing?
No, no. Stop it, Drea. Drea, don't!

2043
01:42:49,416 --> 01:42:52,166
None of this
is gonna make us feel better, okay?

2044
01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:56,000
We can't erase what we did to each other,
but I don't wanna hurt you anymore,

2045
01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:58,180
and I don't think
you wanna hurt me either.

2046
01:42:59,416 --> 01:43:02,208
The only times
I ever felt happy this year...

2047
01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:06,333
were when I was with you.

2048
01:43:10,791 --> 01:43:12,875
[laughs]

2049
01:43:14,708 --> 01:43:17,000
You might be
the only real friend I've ever had.

2050
01:43:17,708 --> 01:43:21,375
And I know
this probably means nothing now, but...

2051
01:43:23,375 --> 01:43:26,625
if I could go back in time
to when we were kids...

2052
01:43:28,875 --> 01:43:31,458
I would tell you,
"You're the coolest person I've ever met."

2053
01:43:31,541 --> 01:43:32,916
[Drea sobs]

2054
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,291
Because you are.

2055
01:43:35,333 --> 01:43:38,208
And I will regret
what I did to you forever.

2056
01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:42,083
So, I'm sorry, Eleanor...

2057
01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:45,083
for everything.

2058
01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:50,833
Whoo!

2059
01:43:50,916 --> 01:43:53,541
Wow. [chuckles]

2060
01:43:53,625 --> 01:43:54,625
[sighs]

2061
01:43:54,708 --> 01:43:58,125
What a heartwarming display
of female friendship. I'm kvelling.

2062
01:43:58,208 --> 01:44:02,333
Did you just enter doing a slow clap,
you cliché piece of shit?

2063
01:44:02,416 --> 01:44:03,791
Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

2064
01:44:04,291 --> 01:44:06,791
Okay. I think
you should look in the mirror, Dre.

2065
01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:11,375
'Cause you ladies have been
very, very busy this year, haven't you?

2066
01:44:13,541 --> 01:44:14,541
How did you get that?

2067
01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:16,423
You put your phone
in a locked bag at my party.

2068
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,260
You didn't think
I was gonna look through it?

2069
01:44:18,750 --> 01:44:20,333
You really are the devil.

2070
01:44:21,166 --> 01:44:22,166
Mean.

2071
01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:25,791
It's upsetting
that my entrepreneurial spirit

2072
01:44:25,875 --> 01:44:28,791
has to be reduced
to such petty name-calling.

2073
01:44:28,875 --> 01:44:31,000
[tense music plays]

2074
01:44:31,083 --> 01:44:33,583
[exhales] But back to you two.

2075
01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:34,666
The texts.

2076
01:44:35,291 --> 01:44:38,333
They're a great read.
That was compelling shit.

2077
01:44:38,416 --> 01:44:40,458
So, you two meet,

2078
01:44:41,125 --> 01:44:43,958
and then Drea hatches this plan,
but then you come to find out

2079
01:44:44,041 --> 01:44:46,916
that Eleanor's been playing you
the entire time? Like... [chuckles]

2080
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,000
...I did not see that coming at all.

2081
01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:51,333
Also, I gotta...

2082
01:44:51,416 --> 01:44:52,666
Eleanor, I thought we had

2083
01:44:52,750 --> 01:44:54,666
a whole will-they-won't-they thing
going on.

2084
01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:56,291
Now I find out you were pretending?

2085
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:57,833
Sad.

2086
01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:59,916
[Drea] Where are you going with this, Max?

2087
01:45:00,416 --> 01:45:01,791
What's your plan?

2088
01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:02,875
Well...

2089
01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:07,416
I put you through enough.
I was just gonna let it all go.

2090
01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:08,500
Really?

2091
01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:11,500
No, not really.

2092
01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:13,666
Why would I do that? I hate you.

2093
01:45:13,750 --> 01:45:16,333
No, I know all your secrets now,

2094
01:45:16,416 --> 01:45:19,250
so I'm gonna use
all the resources at my discretion

2095
01:45:19,333 --> 01:45:22,333
to absolutely annihilate the both of you.

2096
01:45:23,541 --> 01:45:24,833
You know how Drea and I met?

2097
01:45:24,916 --> 01:45:27,125
It was on the first day of freshman year.

2098
01:45:27,833 --> 01:45:28,875
I was in the library,

2099
01:45:28,958 --> 01:45:31,416
and I overheard someone
just verbally eviscerating a teacher,

2100
01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:33,375
and I just thought, "Who is that?"

2101
01:45:35,083 --> 01:45:36,083
You were no one.

2102
01:45:36,875 --> 01:45:39,041
You were
just some transplant scholarship girl

2103
01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:42,416
who looked completely out of place,
and I welcomed you into my world.

2104
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:45,125
And then what did you do? You used me.

2105
01:45:45,708 --> 01:45:48,416
Because no one would've given a shit
about you if it wasn't for me,

2106
01:45:48,500 --> 01:45:50,041
and there was no gratitude from you.

2107
01:45:50,125 --> 01:45:52,750
There was no, "Thank you, Max,
for making me matter."

2108
01:45:54,125 --> 01:45:56,625
Honestly, that <i>Teen Vogue</i> video
was my breaking point.

2109
01:45:58,083 --> 01:46:01,583
Drea, you're a conniving,
selfish sociopath

2110
01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:05,291
who just uses everyone around you
to get exactly what you want.

2111
01:46:08,208 --> 01:46:09,250
And so am I.

2112
01:46:10,208 --> 01:46:11,958
Which is the source of the problem,

2113
01:46:12,458 --> 01:46:16,666
because... most people,
if they met a clone of themselves,

2114
01:46:16,750 --> 01:46:20,250
they would just be elated.
But you and I, we would bury it alive.

2115
01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:23,000
[tense music intensifies]

2116
01:46:23,083 --> 01:46:24,833
Which is what I had to do to you.

2117
01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:28,750
So I told you I loved you.

2118
01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:32,041
I got you to make that video.

2119
01:46:34,333 --> 01:46:37,875
And then I sent it to the entire school.

2120
01:46:46,583 --> 01:46:47,916
Was any of it real?

2121
01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:52,166
[mockingly] I don't know. Was it?

2122
01:46:57,750 --> 01:46:58,833
Okay. [sighs]

2123
01:46:59,458 --> 01:47:02,083
I'm gonna go back to my party now
and do fucking coke

2124
01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:05,458
off a girl's butthole...
or her belly or something. I don't know.

2125
01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:07,458
All right.

2126
01:47:07,541 --> 01:47:08,958
Well, bye, Dre.

2127
01:47:10,583 --> 01:47:11,750
I really will miss you.

2128
01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:15,708
[Max sighs]

2129
01:47:16,708 --> 01:47:18,291
[laughs]

2130
01:47:21,583 --> 01:47:23,125
Why the fuck are you laughing?

2131
01:47:24,291 --> 01:47:27,208
It's called double assurance, sweetie.
Look it up.

2132
01:47:28,166 --> 01:47:29,166
We got him.

2133
01:47:31,041 --> 01:47:33,125
Goddamn, do I love you right now.

2134
01:47:33,208 --> 01:47:34,875
- [laughing]
- [Eleanor] Oh my God.

2135
01:47:34,958 --> 01:47:36,458
- [sighs]
- [Eleanor] Oh.

2136
01:47:36,541 --> 01:47:38,083
So, we're okay?

2137
01:47:38,166 --> 01:47:40,416
Yeah. [sighs] I think so.

2138
01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:42,083
[Eleanor] Drea, I'm so sorry.

2139
01:47:42,166 --> 01:47:45,375
[Drea] No. It's okay.
I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

2140
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:48,916
I know I said taking him down
wouldn't make us feel better, but...

2141
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:50,000
Oh.

2142
01:47:50,541 --> 01:47:51,708
Let's do revenge.

2143
01:47:51,791 --> 01:47:53,166
- Let's do revenge.
- Yeah.

2144
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:55,916
[both laugh]

2145
01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,125
Ooh, baby.

2146
01:47:58,666 --> 01:48:00,041
Lay down, baby. [groans]

2147
01:48:00,666 --> 01:48:03,500
It's been a long night, but you know what?

2148
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:08,500
You are a very lucky girl.

2149
01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:10,416
[snorting]

2150
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:11,666
- [sniffs]
- [loud thump]

2151
01:48:12,250 --> 01:48:15,041
- [girl 1] Who touched the aux?
- [boy 1] What happened to the music?

2152
01:48:15,125 --> 01:48:16,333
[groans]

2153
01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:18,875
Stay here, baby. [sniffs]

2154
01:48:21,125 --> 01:48:22,708
I'll be back, okay?

2155
01:48:22,791 --> 01:48:26,291
You stay there. You lay down, all right?
You can have some of that special stuff.

2156
01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:28,375
[boy 2] Yo, Max!

2157
01:48:28,458 --> 01:48:31,041
Hey, you guys stay there, okay?
I'll be back.

2158
01:48:31,125 --> 01:48:34,208
Elliot, you better not be putting on
your goddamn music again, man.

2159
01:48:34,291 --> 01:48:37,166
["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays]

2160
01:48:39,416 --> 01:48:41,500
[Max] <i>Do you know how Drea
and I first met?</i>

2161
01:48:41,583 --> 01:48:43,083
[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

2162
01:48:44,416 --> 01:48:46,791
- [Max] <i>The first day of freshman year.
- </i>What is this?

2163
01:48:46,875 --> 01:48:50,166
- [Max] <i>I was in the library.
- </i>What is that? Anyone know what this is?

2164
01:48:50,250 --> 01:48:51,434
[Max] <i>...eviscerating a teacher.</i>

2165
01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:54,166
- What's happening?
- [Max] <i>...a conniving, selfish sociopath...</i>

2166
01:48:54,250 --> 01:48:55,250
What's going on?

2167
01:48:55,291 --> 01:48:58,083
[Max] <i>...uses everyone around you
to get exactly what you want.</i>

2168
01:48:58,166 --> 01:49:01,291
Hey, guys, this is... this is a joke.
I don't know what this is.

2169
01:49:01,375 --> 01:49:03,875
But, hey, come on.
Get the party going, huh?

2170
01:49:03,958 --> 01:49:06,666
Get a drink, man. Get a drink.
Get the music back up.

2171
01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:09,416
- Elliot, where's the remote, man?
- I don't know.

2172
01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:11,083
Fucking help me find it!

2173
01:49:11,166 --> 01:49:14,041
Max, baby! Babe, hey, hey!
You looking for this?

2174
01:49:14,125 --> 01:49:17,625
Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much.
Oh my God. I love you so much.

2175
01:49:17,708 --> 01:49:20,000
- You love me?
- Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

2176
01:49:20,083 --> 01:49:23,083
- Fuck you, Max. We're over.
- Goddamn it.

2177
01:49:23,166 --> 01:49:24,166
Fuck!

2178
01:49:25,791 --> 01:49:26,791
Fuck!

2179
01:49:27,333 --> 01:49:29,250
Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

2180
01:49:29,333 --> 01:49:31,125
- Are you threatening her?
- [Max] Fucker!

2181
01:49:31,208 --> 01:49:33,875
- [Meghan] Aw!
- What are you doing, you stupid bitch?

2182
01:49:33,958 --> 01:49:35,625
Ooh, I'm just enjoying the show.

2183
01:49:36,250 --> 01:49:39,166
[Max] Guys, this isn't real.
This is a joke.

2184
01:49:39,250 --> 01:49:42,083
You guys, you know me.
Elliot, tell them. Tell them.

2185
01:49:42,666 --> 01:49:44,166
I think you should leave, man.

2186
01:49:45,291 --> 01:49:47,458
Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

2187
01:49:47,541 --> 01:49:49,500
- Step the fuck back.
- Fuck you.

2188
01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:52,666
You're fucking nothing without me.
You'd all be fucking nothing!

2189
01:49:52,750 --> 01:49:54,833
Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

2190
01:49:54,916 --> 01:49:57,375
You know, this was Drea and Eleanor.
They did this.

2191
01:49:57,458 --> 01:50:00,375
And they also drugged us all
at the ring ceremony. It was them.

2192
01:50:00,458 --> 01:50:03,500
They also leaked all my texts
on Valentine's Day! It was them!

2193
01:50:03,583 --> 01:50:06,583
It was fucking...
They're psychos! [panting]

2194
01:50:06,666 --> 01:50:09,083
You know, I'm fucking glad
I leaked that video.

2195
01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:10,500
[crowd exclaims]

2196
01:50:11,791 --> 01:50:13,041
Careful, Max.

2197
01:50:13,125 --> 01:50:14,875
[Max panting]

2198
01:50:17,083 --> 01:50:19,083
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2199
01:50:20,666 --> 01:50:22,458
- [boy 3] Bye, loser.
- [Max] Move.

2200
01:50:22,541 --> 01:50:25,166
[boy 4] Don't let the patriarchy hit you
on the way out.

2201
01:50:25,666 --> 01:50:27,833
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2202
01:50:43,250 --> 01:50:45,166
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2203
01:50:47,583 --> 01:50:49,708
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2204
01:50:51,916 --> 01:50:53,916
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2205
01:50:56,333 --> 01:50:58,375
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2206
01:51:00,708 --> 01:51:04,000
<i>♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪</i>

2207
01:51:05,125 --> 01:51:07,000
<i>♪ I have to praise you ♪</i>

2208
01:51:07,083 --> 01:51:08,416
I thought you might like to know

2209
01:51:08,500 --> 01:51:12,166
that Max Broussard has been expelled
from Rosehill effective immediately.

2210
01:51:12,250 --> 01:51:13,375
How thrilling.

2211
01:51:14,291 --> 01:51:15,125
Thank you.

2212
01:51:15,208 --> 01:51:19,833
As a result, unsurprisingly,
there is a spot open at Yale.

2213
01:51:19,916 --> 01:51:21,625
I can't promise anything,

2214
01:51:21,708 --> 01:51:23,916
but I'd love to make a call
on your behalf.

2215
01:51:24,791 --> 01:51:26,333
Wow. [laughs]

2216
01:51:28,416 --> 01:51:29,416
Huh.

2217
01:51:30,791 --> 01:51:35,333
You know, all I ever wanted for as long
as I can remember was to get into Yale.

2218
01:51:37,291 --> 01:51:39,083
But right now, in this moment,

2219
01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:42,250
all I can think is...

2220
01:51:44,666 --> 01:51:46,875
who cares? [chuckles]

2221
01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:49,208
I don't wanna be that person anymore.

2222
01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:51,500
May I let you in on a little secret?

2223
01:51:51,583 --> 01:51:53,500
Your whole life, you've been cocooned.

2224
01:51:53,583 --> 01:51:54,958
["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

2225
01:51:55,041 --> 01:51:57,916
Everything you've done,
everything that's happened to you,

2226
01:51:58,708 --> 01:52:00,416
it's brought you to this moment.

2227
01:52:01,875 --> 01:52:04,416
And now you're a butterfly...
[inhales deeply]

2228
01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:08,125
...a beautiful kaleidoscope
of trauma and resilience.

2229
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,791
I know it feels like hell, but...
[inhales deeply]

2230
01:52:11,875 --> 01:52:15,083
...you are never more alive
than when you're 17 years old.

2231
01:52:16,708 --> 01:52:18,958
Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

2232
01:52:19,791 --> 01:52:21,250
Stay lost as long as you can.

2233
01:52:22,000 --> 01:52:23,208
[laughs]

2234
01:52:23,291 --> 01:52:25,291
[in singsong] Let's go!

2235
01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:26,791
Let's get out of here.

2236
01:52:26,875 --> 01:52:31,041
Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers
that we're missing graduation?

2237
01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:33,333
If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."

2238
01:52:35,250 --> 01:52:36,833
That is what I mean.

2239
01:52:36,916 --> 01:52:38,791
Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

2240
01:52:39,375 --> 01:52:41,333
Hmm. Cool kids.

2241
01:52:43,791 --> 01:52:45,541
Oh my God. Turn this shit up.

2242
01:52:45,625 --> 01:52:50,375
<i>♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪</i>

2243
01:52:50,458 --> 01:52:55,416
<i>♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed ♪</i>

2244
01:52:55,500 --> 01:53:00,375
<i>♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between ♪</i>

2245
01:53:00,458 --> 01:53:04,583
<i>♪ You know you wouldn't want it
Any other way ♪</i>

2246
01:53:04,666 --> 01:53:06,666
["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues]

2247
01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:30,500
["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks ends]

2248
01:53:31,125 --> 01:53:33,666
["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

2249
01:53:34,708 --> 01:53:35,708
[chuckles]

2250
01:53:41,625 --> 01:53:42,750
Hey, spot thief.

2251
01:53:45,291 --> 01:53:46,541
What's going on here?

2252
01:53:47,125 --> 01:53:48,125
Um,

2253
01:53:48,708 --> 01:53:52,833
I wanted to do something cute,
like a grand gesture.

2254
01:53:53,333 --> 01:53:57,500
But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by,
and you... you didn't.

2255
01:53:57,583 --> 01:54:00,666
So, I guess I fell asleep.

2256
01:54:00,750 --> 01:54:06,000
So, I told Vice Principal Norris
what I did to Carissa.

2257
01:54:07,583 --> 01:54:12,000
Unfortunately, she's still expelled,
as she was, you know, growing drugs.

2258
01:54:12,083 --> 01:54:14,791
- [chuckles]
- But I did tell him the truth.

2259
01:54:15,833 --> 01:54:17,458
I talked to Drea.

2260
01:54:18,458 --> 01:54:19,458
You did?

2261
01:54:20,125 --> 01:54:22,000
Yeah, she told me everything.

2262
01:54:22,958 --> 01:54:24,250
She did? [sighs]

2263
01:54:25,708 --> 01:54:26,708
Yeah.

2264
01:54:29,791 --> 01:54:32,750
And... I dig it.

2265
01:54:33,541 --> 01:54:34,875
[laughs]

2266
01:54:35,458 --> 01:54:36,875
What are you gonna do now?

2267
01:54:37,833 --> 01:54:41,250
I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

2268
01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:43,333
- Really?
- Yeah.

2269
01:54:43,416 --> 01:54:44,666
Wow. What do they do?

2270
01:54:44,750 --> 01:54:48,250
- Um, you know, they... restore peace.
- Mm-hmm.

2271
01:54:48,333 --> 01:54:51,083
And lots of core work,
you know, Pilates, yoga.

2272
01:54:51,166 --> 01:54:52,166
Awful.

2273
01:54:54,708 --> 01:54:57,250
<i>♪ A different way to be ♪</i>

2274
01:55:01,291 --> 01:55:03,083
[both laugh]

2275
01:55:03,166 --> 01:55:05,666
<i>♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2276
01:55:06,583 --> 01:55:08,500
<i>♪ La-la-la ♪</i>

2277
01:55:08,583 --> 01:55:10,833
Wait. How did you get in...

2278
01:55:10,916 --> 01:55:12,583
Shh. Don't worry about it.

2279
01:55:13,166 --> 01:55:16,333
<i>♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2280
01:55:17,166 --> 01:55:20,291
<i>♪ I want more ♪</i>

2281
01:55:20,833 --> 01:55:24,041
<i>♪ Impossible to ignore ♪</i>

2282
01:55:24,125 --> 01:55:27,291
<i>- ♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪</i>
- [crowd applauds]

2283
01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:32,791
And before I start my share,

2284
01:55:32,875 --> 01:55:35,416
I just wanna thank everyone
for this safe space.

2285
01:55:36,875 --> 01:55:38,041
After all I've been through,

2286
01:55:38,125 --> 01:55:42,166
it feels so nice to be part of a community
that... really sees me.

2287
01:55:44,833 --> 01:55:46,000
I love you guys.

2288
01:55:46,083 --> 01:55:49,708
<i>♪ And now I tell you openly ♪</i>

2289
01:55:49,791 --> 01:55:53,541
<i>♪ You have my heart so don't hurt me ♪</i>

2290
01:55:54,083 --> 01:55:57,166
<i>♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪</i>

2291
01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:04,291
<i>♪ A totally amazing mind ♪</i>

2292
01:56:04,375 --> 01:56:08,250
<i>♪ So understanding and so kind ♪</i>

2293
01:56:09,041 --> 01:56:12,041
<i>♪ You're everything to me ♪</i>

2294
01:56:16,875 --> 01:56:23,666
<i>♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪</i>

2295
01:56:24,250 --> 01:56:26,708
<i>♪ In every possible way ♪</i>

2296
01:56:31,583 --> 01:56:35,041
<i>♪ And oh, my dreams ♪</i>

2297
01:56:35,125 --> 01:56:38,666
<i>♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪</i>

2298
01:56:38,750 --> 01:56:41,666
<i>♪ 'Cause you're a dream to me ♪</i>

2299
01:56:41,750 --> 01:56:43,750
<i>♪ Dream to me ♪</i>

2300
01:57:00,250 --> 01:57:05,083
<i>♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2301
01:57:05,166 --> 01:57:08,458
<i>♪ La-la-la ♪</i>

2302
01:57:08,541 --> 01:57:12,333
<i>♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2303
01:57:14,416 --> 01:57:19,750
<i>♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2304
01:57:19,833 --> 01:57:23,083
<i>♪ La-la-la ♪</i>

2305
01:57:23,166 --> 01:57:26,750
<i>♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2306
01:57:29,291 --> 01:57:36,041
<i>♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2307
01:57:36,125 --> 01:57:41,250
<i>♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪</i>

2308
01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:44,000
[upbeat instrumental music plays]

2309
01:58:58,750 --> 01:59:01,416
[upbeat instrumental music ends]