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‎NETFLIX 原創喜劇影集

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‎歡迎回來《問答遊戲》

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‎來到最終快問快答環節

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‎有請特別主持，停頓彼特

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‎停頓彼特？

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‎好，我們…

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‎開始

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‎請問…

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‎喂，停頓彼特
‎你真的有需要停頓嗎？

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‎畢竟我名字叫停頓彼特
‎但你不必等我…

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‎-等你問完整條問題？
‎-問完整條問題

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‎我就插話答題，能趕快嗎？

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‎好，問以下國家的首都…

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‎-快點
‎-…與美國…

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‎華盛頓

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‎…無關的阿聯？答案當然是阿布扎比

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‎有多少隻大麥町

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‎-天啊
‎-在真狗10…

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‎《101真狗》！

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‎《102真狗》

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‎啊，那天殺的續集

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‎答案當然是續集的102啦

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‎去你的，停頓彼特

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‎-好了
‎-你去死吧！

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‎全世界最高的山…

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‎珠穆朗瑪峰

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‎中土大陸世界裡最高

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‎-不！
‎-末日火山才是答案

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‎出自《魔戒》一書

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‎-好，接著…
‎-別一直停頓！

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‎來題簡單的，消防員開哪一種車…

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‎-消防車
‎-哪種車上班？

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‎-不！
‎-答案當然是任何一種1

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‎就除了消防車啦

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‎拜託快一點！

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‎你再得兩分就能贏得十億獎金了

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‎時間還剩下十秒

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‎我們…

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‎說“開始”啊，停頓你媽啊！

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‎開始！一天一蘋果，甚麼遠離我？

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‎-醫生！
‎-沒錯，是醫生！

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‎醫生，博士是世上跑步最快的人…

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‎尤塞恩保特！

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‎對還是錯？

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‎答案是“錯”

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‎《超時空奇俠》裡的博士
‎並不是世上跑步最快的人

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‎-他是個虛構角色
‎-不…

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‎你明明說：“世上跑步最快的人”

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‎不，我說：“博士是世上
‎跑步最快的人，對還是錯？”

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‎不對！

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‎你說博士，然後停頓了

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‎然後問“世上跑步最快的人”

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‎那是我唯一一次沒有停頓的！

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‎我恨死你，停頓彼得

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‎你恨我？

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‎我恨自己！

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‎-但你玩得開心嗎？
‎-非常開心

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‎-那就好
‎-謝謝

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‎向鏡頭揮手吧

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‎真是個趣味十足的節目

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‎-看著電視
‎-再來

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‎-看著電視
‎-再來

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‎與好友一起看電視

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‎-有電報
‎-謝謝

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‎天啊

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‎白金漢宮寄來的信

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‎-女皇住那裡？
‎-不，你有沒有看書啊？

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‎你到底有三小問題？

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‎親愛的傻瓜們

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‎女皇命令本人通知閣下

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‎她今晚將會到你家享用晚宴

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‎湯米乳頭流蘇上

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‎晚宴！

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‎到底要不要切鏡頭？

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‎（本日單詞：與英女皇吃晚宴）

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‎（好期待要穿的衣服
‎還有要煮的東西）

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‎（布洛登）

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‎（扎哈）

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‎（馬克）

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‎打湯匙擦亮

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‎要是女皇看到髒湯匙

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‎她會跑得比受驚的馬兒還要快

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‎希望女皇會喜歡我們閃閃的湯匙

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‎少說話、多擦亮

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‎越早擦完、越早可以喝紅茶菌

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‎抱歉，我太緊張了

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‎我都不知道要煮甚麼…

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‎-噢
‎-抱歉！

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‎沒關係

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‎不，都是我不好

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‎-搞甚麼鬼？
‎-沒事，我們在擦湯匙

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‎我告訴你，等我擦完湯匙

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‎肯定乾淨得可以…

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‎我沒注意到你

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‎又碰上了

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‎你們真是大笨蛋

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‎我可不知道…

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‎-抱歉
‎-不，都是我不好

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‎太荒謬了

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‎馬克、扎哈、扎哈，給我乖…

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‎太荒謬了

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‎我要喝杯紅茶菌來清醒…

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‎扎哈呢？

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‎我們15分鐘前
‎叫他去拿晚宴用的點唱機

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‎我知道，他有時候真是個大笨蛋

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‎真的，他是個大笨蛋

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‎-對，大笨蛋
‎-大笨蛋

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‎-有時候是個大笨蛋
‎-笨蛋！

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‎-媽的不要！
‎-不！

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‎扎哈！我真是白痴！

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‎-是一場意外
‎-傻瓜

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‎我才不介意被叫做“大笨彈”

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‎根本都沒有這個字

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‎不，他是叫你“大笨蛋”

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‎我要殺死你！

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‎-對不起
‎-你不是大笨蛋！

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‎不，扎哈！

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‎沒事沒事

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‎我不是大笨蛋

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‎照你吩咐，我把點唱機拿來了

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‎扎哈，那不是點唱機，那是個男人

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‎好啊，理查德道金斯

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‎那我就把硬幣投進這個“男人”裡

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‎好了

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‎寶貝整晚去兜風

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‎整晚去兜風…

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‎你是在唱甚麼好把戲樂團？
‎那明明是一個男人

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‎不可能，因為我給了500塊一個傢伙

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‎叫他幫我找點唱機

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‎照你這麼說
‎那為甚麼這裡有個點唱機？

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‎今晚載著孩子去兜風

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‎開車沖進游泳池

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‎他說車裡載著孩子

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‎現在他把車開進游泳池

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‎媽的！他給我打眼色！

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‎扎哈！我們的錢呢？

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‎省點氣吧，老兄

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‎要是這玩意不是點唱機
‎那解釋一下這招

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‎要從游泳池把孩子釣出來

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‎-天啊
‎-我的天啊

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‎拿好捕網，撈起孩子

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‎孩子…

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‎噢，他是點唱機，我懂了

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‎要在城裡到處兜風

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‎帶著孩子兜風

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‎拜託，布洛登，你別再這麼…

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‎“婊”

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‎我不是婊
‎我只是個抱有懷疑的正常人

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‎要是你那麼會買點唱機
‎那你去搞一個更好的點唱機啊

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‎好啊

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‎你們覺得這個點唱機如何？

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‎這才叫點唱機嘛

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‎這台要兩千塊，不過就是貨真價實

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‎我的硬幣呢？

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‎-你要錢嗎？
‎-我要個一塊錢

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‎謝謝，麻煩你了

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‎好了

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‎寶貝徹夜舞動

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‎徹夜舞動…

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‎一個不小心，跳舞跳到鞋底磨穿

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‎看來你要轉喝無咖啡因的咖啡

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‎我說：看來你要轉喝無咖啡因的咖啡

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‎搞三小？

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‎（掌聲）

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‎他們六集以來都沒有笑過

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‎（掌聲）

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‎叫我BNN
‎我有布洛登新聞帶給大家

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‎我幫我們預約了專業造型師

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‎哇！

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‎-我們去試衣服吧！
‎-好

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‎上車吧

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‎時尚、購物、時尚與衣服

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‎天啦，真是個好主意

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‎她在那裡！嗨！

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‎要先找位置停車

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‎要在女皇面前煥然一新

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‎時尚、購物、時尚與衣服

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‎天啦，停車場爆滿

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‎找不到停車位

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‎-有了
‎-繞過去吧

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‎這些人要走了嗎？

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‎他們在告別嗎？

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‎你停一下，我可以去問

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‎再繞一圈吧

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‎不用再說了，我知道

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‎布洛登，要不要停路邊？

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‎我看出這裡算是住宅區

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‎你應該不會找到停車位

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‎-他們真該…
‎-天啊！

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‎我可以先下車告訴他們…

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‎不用，五分鐘內會找到

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‎五分鐘就好

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‎…這一區，我不想繼續…

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‎扎哈，下車

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‎-快下車
‎-下車

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‎我們不能坐著等啊！

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‎-下車
‎-下車！

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‎抱歉，他們應該不會太久

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‎沒事，我理解的

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‎基礎設施一直都是個天大的笑話

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‎你發火也改變不了事實，老兄

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‎我沒有發火啊，你媽的！

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‎你一直媽來媽去
‎視我如垃圾般毫無價值

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‎我原諒你

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‎-你原諒我？
‎-對

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‎原諒甚麼？

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‎原諒你吼叫

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‎是你在吼叫

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‎是你吼叫，他媽的就你在吼叫！

210
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,094
‎你他媽的在吼叫！

211
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,806
‎對不起，不過我要關門了

212
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:50,438
‎老兄，我有一段不錯的時尚剪輯
‎雖然沒有換新裝之類的

213
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,494
‎不過時尚剪輯也很棒吧

214
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,738
‎-好嗎？
‎-謝謝

215
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,570
‎（#趣味時尚剪輯）

216
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,836
‎女皇一直都不去我家拜訪

217
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,629
‎不好意思，你叫甚麼名字？

218
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,632
‎我是哈哈勳爵，禮儀大師

219
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,506
‎你不是請我來幫忙為晚宴做準備嗎？

220
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,724
‎是的，但你是直接闖進我們家的？

221
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,769
‎沒有

222
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:27,555
‎第一堂課，每位男士的真正考驗

223
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,145
‎就是看似簡單的坐姿

224
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,361
‎你應該是布洛登吧，請坐

225
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,449
‎那是放屁坐墊嗎？

226
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,621
‎你還在等甚麼？

227
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,951
‎要邀請函嗎？

228
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,253
‎你還自以為準備好

229
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:53,593
‎是準備好娛樂英女皇嗎？

230
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,434
‎你在幹嘛？

231
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:09,347
‎你，人稱提姆那個

232
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,267
‎-是馬克…
‎-馬克

233
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,574
‎你以為你會坐得比較好嗎？

234
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,479
‎應該不會，他會放一個放屁坐墊

235
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,778
‎-不
‎-給我看看

236
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,861
‎就坐吧

237
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,109
‎好

238
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,284
‎-我知道不是你放屁
‎-是喔？

239
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,829
‎我有一個秘密工具，但他們並不知道

240
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,495
‎對他們而言，你剛才是放臭屁了

241
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,206
‎-真蠢，也太蠢了
‎-簡直荒謬

242
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,502
‎他又在吹了

243
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,838
‎敢一次兩個嗎？

244
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,722
‎就這樣吧

245
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,644
‎現在我將會就坐！

246
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,476
‎不過我忘了自己…

247
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:52,899
‎來了

248
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,480
‎就如伊卡洛斯

249
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,106
‎我離太陽太過近

250
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,490
‎驕傲自大

251
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,032
‎黑暗的樂器

252
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,116
‎你讓我知道並不是他們的錯

253
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:11,537
‎而是我，一直以來都是我放臭屁

254
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,378
‎然後他死了

255
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,338
‎從那天開始

256
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,131
‎放屁袋為紀錄哈哈勳爵而改名

257
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,715
‎變為現在人稱的…

258
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,222
‎死勳爵坐墊

259
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,026
‎-有嚇到你嗎？
‎-有

260
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,779
‎嚇到我尿褲子了

261
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,572
‎天啊！

262
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,158
‎你嚇我嚇得太好了，布洛登

263
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,124
‎你讓我尿褲子了，看到嗎？

264
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,254
‎好吧

265
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,832
‎你看起來沒有被嚇到啊

266
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,746
‎-我有，我被嚇死了
‎-好吧

267
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,587
‎老實說，我覺得你老早就尿了褲子

268
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,593
‎現在用我嚇到你這個藉口

269
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,085
‎來掩飾你尿褲子的事實

270
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,717
‎是這樣嗎？

271
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,144
‎-是的
‎-好吧

272
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,647
‎你可以幫房子吸塵嗎？
‎這裡好不適合女皇來訪

273
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,900
‎我可不是在講露波喔

274
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,993
‎你是指英女皇來訪？

275
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,029
‎-對
‎-好

276
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,032
‎-我去吸塵吧
‎-謝謝

277
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,164
‎我們來講一下餅乾

278
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,791
‎幹嘛到處都是餅乾？

279
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,869
‎你們是不是偷拍了一集
‎餅乾蓋地板的…

280
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,205
‎哈囉各位

281
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,125
‎大家有沒有試過自問

282
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,673
‎我的櫥櫃下面有甚麼？

283
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,425
‎是有個小矮人住在下面嗎？

284
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,757
‎不如我們就來問問！

285
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,764
‎小矮人

286
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,636
‎微型小矮人

287
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,273
‎好友都靠紐扣造

288
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,519
‎床舖都是火腿造

289
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,982
‎當你掉了一條橡皮筋

290
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,612
‎他心情大好

291
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,729
‎只要加上牙籤

292
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,476
‎就能造出晾衣繩

293
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,488
‎桌子都是紐扣造

294
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,450
‎用口香糖黏在一起

295
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:10,450
‎枕頭是顆橄欖，同時也能填飽肚子

296
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,748
‎麵包就吃你早餐掉在地上的麵包碎

297
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,420
‎果醬就用小商店買的小果醬

298
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,500
‎因為有小商店
‎可以讓他買小型日用品

299
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,588
‎不過偶爾他會用
‎你掉在地上的東西造傢俱

300
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,885
‎他是個小小證券經紀

301
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,639
‎買賣正常華爾街股票

302
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,721
‎不過在正常尺寸電話上聊天

303
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,516
‎實在有點費勁

304
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,770
‎於是他去小商店買了藍芽耳機

305
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,484
‎不過後來股市大跌

306
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,476
‎股市大跌1%

307
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,236
‎1%看似不多

308
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,532
‎但由於他是個小矮人

309
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,574
‎對他來說已經是大跌

310
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,288
‎對他來說1%已經是百萬百分比

311
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,500
‎所以我們用髮圈打個絞索

312
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,750
‎弄成螢光粉紅色的絞索

313
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,804
‎小矮人

314
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,708
‎小小矮人

315
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,297
‎小心別亂掉東西
‎任何東西都可能被他用來自殺

316
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,764
‎他最愛與好友談天說地

317
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,554
‎載歌載舞、歡樂無憂

318
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,678
‎他好友最愛…

319
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,564
‎那是甚麼鬼？

320
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,891
‎不要！

321
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,765
‎不要放手！

322
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,523
‎不要放手！

323
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,112
‎不要！

324
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,940
‎不要！

325
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,605
‎不要！

326
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,531
‎開心了嗎，布洛登？

327
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,910
‎閉嘴吧

328
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,615
‎豆子要涼了

329
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,579
‎-現在幾點，布洛登？
‎-4點30分

330
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,085
‎-晚餐時間
‎-她應該是不會來了

331
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,424
‎可惡！

332
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,295
‎各位

333
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,092
‎女皇是放我們鴿子了

334
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,715
‎但你不會讓這件事
‎破壞我們一起歡聚的時光

335
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,643
‎對吧？

336
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,761
‎可惡！

337
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,847
‎記得那次我們在奧林匹克贏獎牌嗎？

338
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,024
‎記得

339
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,855
‎那晨早棕飲呢？

340
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,073
‎那是蠻酷的

341
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,574
‎那之前有次夜晚呢？

342
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,736
‎夜晚

343
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,198
‎沒錯，布洛登

344
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,251
‎最棒的事，不是女皇要來拜訪

345
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,792
‎而是我們之間的友誼

346
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,836
‎她來了

347
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,629
‎萬歲！

348
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,140
‎怎樣，人渣們！

349
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,970
‎我準備好狂歡了！

350
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,228
‎住在白金漢宮是甚麼感覺？

351
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,558
‎好詭異的

352
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,815
‎真不敢相信，兩個真正的擲彈兵衛隊

353
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,029
‎如假包換

354
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,989
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

355
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,200
‎美味

356
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,109
‎然後開始有人給負評

357
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,325
‎-你在偷湯匙嗎？
‎-其實呢…

358
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,373
‎甚麼？

359
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951
‎-慢慢來
‎-誰想要肉汁？

360
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,536
‎-你要！
‎-好吧！

361
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,911
‎耶！

362
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,834
‎他沒有偷湯匙

363
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,753
‎-別再提了
‎-好吧

364
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,134
‎我是他媽的英女皇

365
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,053
‎爽啦，有點唱機！

366
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,176
‎女皇，覺得怎樣？

367
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,719
‎超酷的

368
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,813
‎我最近在看《王冠》，超級好看的

369
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,928
‎對，都講妳的故事

370
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,965
‎-甚麼？
‎-妳是女皇啊

371
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,268
‎-不，我是在看《王冠》
‎-哦哦

372
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,652
‎跳舞！

373
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,149
‎跳舞！

374
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,529
‎你他媽是誰啊？

375
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,108
‎你是三小啊？

376
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,153
‎你他媽是誰啊？

377
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,451
‎怎麼了？

378
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,622
‎有人想吃搖頭丸嗎？

379
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,695
‎天啦

380
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,124
‎爽啊！

381
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,745
‎-難以置信
‎-跳吧，女皇

382
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,712
‎敲敲

383
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,091
‎-我是誰？
‎-這傢伙！

384
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,378
‎也太不敬了

385
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,091
‎是有點不敬的

386
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,634
‎-沒有破壞氣氛啦
‎-你玩得開心，我一塌糊塗的

387
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,473
‎晚安

388
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,678
‎我是湯米乳頭流蘇

389
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,933
‎-走了
‎-我不要走

390
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,354
‎我不想走

391
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,642
‎要浪費我時間？我在吃麵包耶

392
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,806
‎我也能好好玩樂

393
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,444
‎-是嗎？
‎-對，我很能玩的

394
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,453
‎認輸吧

395
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,911
‎認輸！

396
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,991
‎認輸！

397
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,330
‎真好玩！

398
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,581
‎抱歉，我要老套地說一句

399
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,753
‎-嗯
‎-謝謝你們

400
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,792
‎這是我去過最棒的派對，謝謝

401
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:30,877
‎-乾杯
‎-別客氣

402
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:31,921
‎你們最棒了

403
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,844
‎謝謝

404
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:36,971
‎甚麼？

405
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,319
‎他們在笑啊！

406
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,778
‎我們成功了！

407
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,856
‎太好了！

408
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,529
‎我們成功了！

409
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,697
‎我們是唐娜阿姨

410
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,212
‎太棒了！

411
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,830
‎謝謝各位！

412
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,932
‎小矮人

413
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,520
‎小矮人

414
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,276
‎不要！

415
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,243
‎不要！

416
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,674
‎唐娜阿姨的歡樂老屋

417
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,586
‎希望大家都愛第一季

418
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,585
‎不愛請滾，死人渣

419
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,097
‎開玩笑的，請繼續看

420
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,968
‎本集嘉賓很風趣

421
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,885
‎布洛登、湯米、保羅和伊菲

422
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,774
‎彼托、班班、漫維喬

423
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,850
‎-感謝布瑞特、麥克、肯妮、傑哥
‎-和傑森

424
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,690
‎感謝布瑞特

425
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,647
‎感謝麥克

426
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,490
‎-感謝肯妮，感謝傑哥
‎-感謝傑森

427
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,534
‎感謝布瑞特

428
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,244
‎感謝麥克

429
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,700
‎-感謝肯妮，感謝傑哥
‎-唐娜阿姨

430
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,656
‎好好看、繼續看

431
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:33,503
‎-好好看、繼續看
‎-阿姨

432
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,713
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