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‎NETFLIX 原創喜劇影集

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‎我就是暗黑暴君

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‎黑夜領主

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‎偉大的琳賽！

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‎當太陽落下

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‎凡人入睡

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‎月黑風高之時

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‎充斥著恐怖、妖魔與爬行者

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‎它們逐漸蘇醒

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‎那就是眾所周知的…

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‎夜晚！

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‎（本日單詞：夜晚！）

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‎在進入唐娜阿姨的老屋前

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‎提提大家，本集將會包含

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‎諷刺、諧仿與高明的文字遊戲！

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‎大家覺得怎樣？

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‎噢，有人按門鈴

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‎我點的中菜到了

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‎美味

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‎晚安啦，混蛋！

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‎-我是個蠢死的義大利傢伙
‎-哈囉

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‎你的披薩來了

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‎謝謝，該付多少…等等！

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‎這不是中菜！這是披薩！

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‎好啦，再見

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‎真是的

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‎那最好是我點的中菜

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‎不然我要發火了

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‎嗨！你的中菜來了！

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‎也是時候了，我好餓…這是三小？

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‎這是塞在外送盒裡的披薩

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‎唉哎！真抱歉！我馬上為你送上中菜

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‎謝謝，我已經…又三小！

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‎這是同一盒啊！

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‎好，我去拿中菜給你！

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‎他還以為我會拿中菜給他

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‎我只會拿更多披薩給他

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‎-我就是占士邦
‎-我聽到你喔

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‎-喂，布洛登凱利
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-能跟你說個秘密嗎？
‎-說吧

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‎我上了我表親

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‎天啊！

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‎來吧，我要打你屁屁

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‎-不！
‎-過來吧！

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‎我不會讓你打我屁屁

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‎我要教訓你！

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‎-我是個成年人
‎-我要打你屁屁

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‎我不會讓你打我屁屁！

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‎好好站在我前面！

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‎讓我把你褲子脫掉！

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‎-我才不要站在你前面！
‎-為甚麼？

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‎要是被你脫了褲子，你會看到我屁屁

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‎不行不行！

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‎給我聽好，我不要披薩

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‎我不要被人打屁屁！

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‎-我只要…
‎-慘了

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-我拉褲子了

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‎甚麼？

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‎真的？

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‎-我還是走了
‎-不要！

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‎求你留下來！

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‎我為甚麼要留下來？
‎你才說你拉褲子了

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‎-慘了
‎-又怎麼了？

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‎我又拉褲子了

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‎天啊！我…

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‎-我還是走了
‎-不要不要…

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‎求你留下來

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‎你家看起來溫暖又舒適

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‎我可以住下來，我們一起…

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‎媽的，抱歉

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‎-可以先停嗎？
‎-太奇怪了，可以先停拍嗎？

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‎好，先卡吧

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‎-嗯
‎-表演真棒，太搞笑了

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‎我知道角色是根據真人改寫

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‎我只是擔心這樣有點種族歧視

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‎-不，不會
‎-不會啦，老兄

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‎而且你本來就是義大利人，所以沒差

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‎-要是我來演，那就不行了
‎-沒錯

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‎-可以啦
‎-好吧

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‎我還想再拍一次，不過午餐時間快到

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‎我們先直接休息吧

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‎好，抱歉了

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‎-各位抱歉
‎-真的很搞笑

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‎嗨，媽媽

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‎嗯，我沒事

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‎我…

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‎我們在拍幽默短劇

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‎內容與我的義大利血統有關

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‎我擔心…

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‎那些傢伙沒有充份理解

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‎而且開始演變得有點不敬

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‎我不曉得耶！
‎我只是個傻子，媽媽咪呀！

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‎我得掛了，我做了一大碗義大利麵

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‎慘了

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‎我拉褲子了

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‎（晚上11點59分）

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‎（凌晨12點）

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‎小扎哈要來吃宵夜囉

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‎誰知道我會在冰箱找到甚麼好吃的

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‎我必須靜靜地開門

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‎要吃甚麼呢？

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‎蘋果還是布丁？

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‎蘋果還是小布丁？

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‎蘋果還是包裝好的小布丁？

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎我在吃宵夜

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‎扎哈…

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‎你要吃甚麼宵夜？

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‎小布丁

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‎那馬克要吃甚麼？

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‎布洛登吃剩的麵條

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‎還是麵條吃剩的布洛登？

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‎布洛登肯定不會介意
‎我吃他的一條麵吧

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‎甚麼叫一條麵？

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‎一條麵…

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‎一條麵…

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‎一條麵…

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‎一條麵…

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‎甚麼叫一條麵？

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‎別吵醒布洛登

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‎布洛登…

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‎誰偷吃我的炸醬麵？

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‎不知道耶，我們也才剛進廚房

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‎我們打開冰箱就發現麵條沒了

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‎我們實在一頭霧水
‎可能是夜晚有小偷之類吧

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‎我們一進廚房，麵條就不見了

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‎算你走運了，起司片

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‎我最愛起司片

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‎馬克睏睏

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‎要喝午奶還是晨早棕飲？

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‎-喝牛奶
‎-喝牛奶

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‎-對，喝牛奶
‎-對，喝牛奶

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‎-不
‎-不

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‎-別喝咖啡
‎-別喝咖啡

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‎對了

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‎不要

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‎對，不要

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‎如果他喝牛奶，他就可以一覺睡天光

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‎你們看，睡魔來了

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‎他來給我們一個美夢

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‎謝謝睡魔

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‎好想快點向睡魔打招呼

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‎睡魔！

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‎睡魔，他來了

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‎他在幹嘛？

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‎他在跳舞

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‎甚麼鬼…

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‎在一個槍枝被列為違法的世界

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‎而警察是隸屬於出價最高者

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‎酒水均為小支裝

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‎（小支酒水）

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‎澳洲航空殺了腿頭

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‎我不知道要拿他們怎麼辦

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‎對！

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‎有誰覺得應該以眼還眼、血債血償？

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‎妳小聲點吧，妳吵得我頭都痛了

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‎要吃阿士匹靈

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‎天啦

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‎放不進去是吧？放進去了，好了

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‎我的懲罰
‎是不是就要我一直容忍那些蠢材？

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‎我把腿頭殺了

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‎她是多頭先生的間諜

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‎我把她的死嫁禍給澳洲航空了

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‎讓我們有…反擊的餘地

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‎你以為我這麼容易被殺的嗎？

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‎腿頭，妳還活著！

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‎不可能，我把妳殺了

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‎有嗎？

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‎那是我見過最厚的酒

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‎多謝你請我喝能量飲料，馬克

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‎少客氣，我聽說喝這些會患癌症

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‎看看我手上拿著甚麼？

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‎-怎麼樣？
‎-哎呀，麻煩了

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‎有誰想喝啤酒？

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‎不用了，我們喝能量飲料就好

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‎-來吧！
‎-好

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‎好吧，麻煩先生，小聲點

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‎被你說服了，好嗎？

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‎禮拜二晚得早睡，啤酒幫助入睡

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‎對，就喝一瓶吧

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‎-各位！
‎-雙重麻煩

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‎叫我《留級之王》，我們要轟趴啦！

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‎-好吧
‎-天了啦

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‎喝完這瓶就睡吧

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‎好吧

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‎-天啊！好吧
‎-我的天啊

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‎別忘了這一大罐！

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‎-哇
‎-不是吧

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‎-那是不是…
‎-對，這邊請

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‎-好，也太…
‎-這麻煩大了

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‎穿上圍裙！

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‎-天啊！
‎-去開霓虹燈

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‎現在這是酒吧

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‎我們是間大酒吧了

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‎誰要來喝酒！

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‎不好意思

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‎這裡誰管事的？

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‎老兄！有人要找你

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‎糟了，麻煩來了

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‎放鬆

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‎我只是來看看你的酒水牌照

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‎-酒水牌照？
‎-沒錯

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‎我的酒水牌照說來有趣，它就在…

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‎這邊

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‎似乎這裡一切正常呢

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‎對，沒錯！

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‎等等！我怎麼知道
‎你是酒水牌照檢查員？

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‎你想看我的證件嗎？

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‎沒錯

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‎那麼…事實上

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‎證件就在…

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‎這裡

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‎那好吧

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‎天啊，扎哈！你幹了甚麼？

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00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,543
‎他打算逼我們啊，我也手足無措

216
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,160
‎我們都達成共識了！

217
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,617
‎明明達成共識了

218
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,038
‎都達成共識了！

219
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,206
‎我們要把屍體處理掉！

220
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,094
‎酒水男！

221
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,379
‎謝天謝地，幸好只是一場夢

222
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,677
‎馬克！你幹嘛直接走開？

223
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,431
‎你怎麼可以在扎哈殺了人之後
‎直接跑去睡！

224
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,564
‎趕快來幫忙！馬克，給點反應！

225
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,524
‎說真的！媽的，馬克！

226
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,190
‎謝天謝地，幸好那也是一場夢

227
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,744
‎你幹嘛要閉上眼睛假裝睡著？

228
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,108
‎幹嘛要這麼做？

229
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,406
‎我們還要分屍啊，馬克！趕快！

230
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,582
‎別想吃安眠藥！

231
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,294
‎-不，把藥給我
‎-藥給我！

232
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,079
‎-給我！
‎-我只想好好睡覺！

233
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,873
‎-把藥給我
‎-不許你吃

234
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,346
‎如果你喜歡本集目前為止的內容

235
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:47,519
‎不如去唐娜阿姨的臉書按讚追蹤吧

236
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,693
‎讓他們知道這一集有多詭異

237
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:54,818
‎記得還有推特和IG！

238
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,321
‎（唐娜阿姨社交媒體網）

239
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:02,572
‎以下有請兩位完全不想打架的男士

240
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,236
‎-嗨，老兄
‎-老兄，你好嗎？

241
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,195
‎-不錯，怎麼樣？
‎-今晚過得還好嗎？

242
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,695
‎不錯，你呢？

243
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,787
‎嗯，就和朋友一起

244
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,753
‎-要打架嗎？
‎-你想打嗎？

245
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,836
‎-你想幹架喔？
‎-我不想打啊

246
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,802
‎停，別吵了！

247
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,052
‎沒有人想幹架
‎別再說對方想幹架了！

248
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,434
‎你意思是我想幹架？

249
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,223
‎我不想打你，但你讓我別無選擇了

250
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,675
‎靠，這三小？

251
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,885
‎綜合格鬥訓練的成果

252
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,354
‎-靠！
‎-這裡根本沒人想幹架

253
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,385
‎沒有人想幹架！

254
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,848
‎-我就是這麼說！
‎-來啊

255
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,648
‎-要來嗎？
‎-我才不要來

256
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,611
‎為啥啊？

257
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,280
‎-我不是想幹架
‎-要是你想幹架…

258
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,950
‎-我不想幹架啊，老兄
‎-別打！這樣會失去獎學金

259
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,069
‎搞三小啊，老兄？

260
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,065
‎你不會想幹架的

261
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,077
‎老兄，你搞三小？

262
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,289
‎別過我底線

263
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,869
‎甚麼線？我看不到有線啊

264
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,044
‎這是隱喻

265
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,921
‎-你實際畫一條線比較好
‎-好啊，就畫啊！

266
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,129
‎-好多了
‎-對，這就是底線

267
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,420
‎我想回家！

268
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,303
‎只要我打個電話
‎我的表親都開著富士汽車排滿一條街

269
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,261
‎去你的！

270
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,260
‎表親…

271
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,142
‎我就像尼歐
‎你那些表親只是史密斯探員

272
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,850
‎然後我會這樣…

273
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,019
‎天啊！我表親都死光了！

274
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,640
‎你們把斯卡樂團搞散了！

275
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,267
‎喂！你哪位，拳擊手嗎？

276
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,315
‎喂！你哪位，拳擊手嗎？

277
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,189
‎喂！你哪位，拳擊手嗎？

278
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,487
‎對了，我很快就要去紐約了

279
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,611
‎-不是吧
‎-真的

280
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,947
‎去見李察？

281
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,081
‎不曉得，我有在考慮

282
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,909
‎-喂…
‎-去你的！

283
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,155
‎-喂…
‎-喂！

284
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,536
‎你們在幹架嗎?

285
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,382
‎-我們可不想拘捕你們
‎-我們並不想拘捕你們

286
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,538
‎吠！

287
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,746
‎我不想拘捕你！

288
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,337
‎警察，你冷靜點啦

289
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,052
‎我發誓我要拘捕他！

290
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:47,222
‎我不想拘捕你

291
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,013
‎-你們在幹嘛啊？
‎-拜託！

292
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,016
‎我想有活著的感覺！

293
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,269
‎-你想活著的感覺？
‎-對

294
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,560
‎-你想活著的感覺？
‎-對

295
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,403
‎那就來點活著的感覺吧！

296
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,942
‎這張畫讓你有甚麼感覺？

297
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,483
‎-我感到被理解
‎-太美了

298
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,396
‎我認為哥雅對戰爭直言不諱的審視

299
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,195
‎是他個人的代表作

300
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,492
‎我比較喜歡哥雅前期以人像畫

301
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,406
‎探索人性的作品，你個人渣！

302
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,540
‎-你要幹架嗎？
‎-別逼我用槍！

303
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,462
‎-滾開！
‎-天啊，那傢伙，快進酒吧

304
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:27,507
‎我只是想跟朋友玩一晚！

305
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,644
‎可以麻煩你給我一杯威士忌嗎？

306
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,601
‎可以，應該可以為妳安排的

307
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,351
‎-一杯威士忌
‎-一杯威士忌

308
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,643
‎一杯威士忌

309
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,266
‎我在英格蘭老家都沒有酒吧

310
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,273
‎只有酒館，喝喝麥芽酒和蘋果酒

311
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,517
‎諸如此類吧

312
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,978
‎-可以…
‎-抱歉

313
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,490
‎扎哈？

314
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,696
‎-已經很接近了
‎-非常棒

315
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,735
‎-嗯
‎-給你三分吧

316
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,997
‎還打算把果醬的事拋諸腦後

317
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,085
‎-怕怕
‎-怕怕

318
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,548
‎-怕怕
‎-怕怕…

319
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,379
‎馬克，趕快通知反恐特警組！

320
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,174
‎好，我現在打過去

321
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,744
‎我們是反恐特警

322
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,279
‎我們最愛到處反恐

323
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,452
‎克維拉、頭盔、掃蕩全城

324
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,871
‎我們會闖進你家、把你電到不要不要

325
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,120
‎我們黏如鼠，老鼠也能來反恐

326
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,292
‎我們用手電筒、警棍和槍柄

327
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,871
‎把你敲到頭昏昏，真夠有趣

328
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,997
‎我們是反恐特警
‎正面噴你防狼噴霧

329
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,424
‎我們有反恐工具，還有炫酷鞋帶

330
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,883
‎反恐特警閒時最愛跳舞

331
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,134
‎猛擊蹦跳也只是戰術一種

332
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,546
‎面對壓力，毫不畏懼
‎槍上好膛，毫不猶豫

333
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,965
‎誰都模仿不了法蘭卓雪
‎我們只用橡膠子彈

334
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,274
‎我們是反恐特警，專門濫用暴力

335
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,598
‎讓你的木馬呱呱叫

336
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,814
‎不少男士問：“反恐特警是甚麼？”

337
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,524
‎那代表“有時很愛踢踏舞”

338
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,532
‎我是個壞壞的反恐特警
‎我最愛放肆

339
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,032
‎我玩滑板、會吸煙、會塗鴉

340
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,115
‎反恐特警違反規則

341
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,830
‎那就要找反反恐特警

342
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,956
‎我們會用反反恐技巧來訓斥特警

343
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,750
‎我們是否反恐特警？
‎不是，我們受反反恐訓練

344
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,006
‎我們是反反恐特警，專門反反恐

345
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,258
‎反反恐特警專門對付反恐特警

346
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,550
‎我們是反恐特警

347
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,803
‎我們是反反恐特警

348
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,255
‎聚在一起便是反反反反恐特警

349
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,465
‎反反反反恐特警

350
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,556
‎感謝反恐特警，你拯救了…

351
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,770
‎天啊！媽的！

352
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,442
‎給我趴下！趴下來！

353
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,646
‎我們還沒跳踢踏舞

354
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,034
‎是我叫你們來的！

355
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,911
‎-再見反恐特警
‎-再會了

356
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,698
‎-再見
‎-再見了

357
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,873
‎-保重了
‎-再見

358
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,753
‎太陽要出來了

359
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,710
‎真美

360
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,502
‎太陽越來越大了

361
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,788
‎還越來越近

362
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,587
‎太陽衝著我們來

363
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,257
‎我要抓你！

364
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,725
‎正當太陽高升

365
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,479
‎凡人醒來

366
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,187
‎白天又一次征服…

367
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,691
‎我要抓你了！

368
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,607
‎（付費演員）

369
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,526
‎-起來！
‎-我要抓你了！

370
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,620
‎唐娜阿姨

371
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,949
‎-唐娜阿姨
‎-唐娜阿姨

372
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,994
‎唐娜阿姨的歡樂老屋

373
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,828
‎希望大家都愛第一季

374
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,833
‎不愛請滾，死人渣

375
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,455
‎開玩笑的，請繼續看

376
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,462
‎詭異、詭異、超詭異

377
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,344
‎哥布林、食屍鬼、鬼怪都很詭異

378
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,170
‎詭異蜘蛛、詭異貓咪

379
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,916
‎詭異得我拉褲子了

380
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:55,970
‎詭異蜘蛛

381
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,012
‎詭異貓咪

382
00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,966
‎詭異蜘蛛

383
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,965
‎哥布林、食屍鬼、鬼怪都很詭異

384
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:03,639
‎詭異蜘蛛

385
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,561
‎詭異貓咪

386
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,348
‎詭異蜘蛛

387
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,977
‎-哥布林、食屍鬼
‎-唐娜阿姨

388
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,993
‎好好看、繼續看

389
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:17,200
‎-好好看、繼續看
‎-阿姨

390
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,993
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