♪
♪ Everyone sing
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Head in and dance with me
♪ Have fun and play with me
♪ And now it's time to stop
[ Laughing ]
♪
Hey, everyone!
I'm at a Chinese lantern festival!
It's a big celebration of the New Year.
Families create elaborate lanterns,
watch dance performances, and eat.
Me and my brother --
Behold, my visionary masterpiece!
[ Sneezes ]
- Sorry. - Okay, very nice Grizz.
Now, get those flowers away from me
before I break out in hives.
And what are you doing, Lil' Bro?
Ice Bear eating tangyuan until he goes fully spherical.
Ooh!
[ Munches ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Hold that pose!
Only $25 for the print.
Sorry, man, uh, we're babies.
We don't have any money.
You got family who can pay for it?
Mnh-mnh.
Grandparents?
- Great Grandparents? - Uh...
Just us bros.
Hold the phone. You guys are related?
[ Bocks, laughs ]
Well, that was weird.
Ice Bear just wants to enjoy tangyuan in peace.
Hey, Panda, we could just take a photo with your camera.
Panda?
Hello?
♪
Now that's one normal-looking family --
not like those weirdos.
Hello? Panda?
You in there?
Don't you ever wish we were part of a Family?
We are a family!
I mean a normal family --
one with parents, and cousins, and weird uncles.
Ice Bear can be weird.
And we don't even look related.
You guys aren't, you know...
- Round? - Shrill?
Insecure?[ Groans ]
You're not pandas!
Oh.
Wouldn't it be nice to be part of a big family
that looks like you?
Oh!
If it's more pandas you want, then how about those?
We'll get you as many edible relatives as you want!
Ice Bear will eat Panda popsicle.
Um, okay.
Oh, sorry, I...
[ Gasps ]
Panda? Can it really be?
Oh, Panda, we've finally found you!
Do I know you?
It's me -- Uncle Panda!
And this is your little cousin,
Cousin Panda.
Hey, Cuz.
We're your family.
[ All react ]
We've been looking for you for ages!
When you were little, you tripped,
and fell off a cliff.
[ Whistles ]
That tracks.
Guys, this is incredible!
It's almost too good to be true!
Yeah, it does seem too convenient.
But they seem so nice.
And they look just like me.
We gotta make sure these pandas are Panda's pandas.
If only there was some kind of test.
♪
All: A DNA test!
Grizz: We'll start by testing the "D," which stands for...
Dance!
Panda has amazing rhythm passed down through the ages.
In this trial, we will test how well you vibe with him.
It's true! If we're family,
you should totally be able to dance.
♪
Take it!
Whoa!
Ice Bear knows those moves.
[ Giggles ]
♪
They've got the moves, but there's still more to the test.
Time for "N," which stands for...
Name things!
Name Panda's favorite food.
♪ Onions
Favorite musical instrument.
♪ Saxophone
Favorite hobby.
♪ And crying alone
You know me!
How are they getting all these?
Any how come Panda cries so much?
Ice Bear blames Korean dramas.
Oh, my gosh, that was amazing.
Now for the final test.
That's "A," for...
Allergies!
If you're really his family, then you won't be able
to walk through that flower patch without sneezing.
[ Sneezes ]
Panda, the DNA results are 100% accurate.
Uncle Panda and Cousin Panda are Panda's family.
This is incredible!
We're cousins, Cuz.
I'm so happy!
I get a family and a home for me and my bros!
Bros? They can't come with you.
Besides, they're not even pandas.
But they're my bros.
There's got to be some way they can come?
Sorry, kiddo, can't do it.
Come with us, Cuz. I'll be bros enough for you.
We can provide a safe, stable home for you,
with your own kind.
No! I can't leave them!
Panda, this is your family we're talking about.
You'll finally have a home, and a shot at living a normal life.
Ice Bear could never give you normal.
This will be good for you, Pan-man.
Come, Panda.
You can finally be with your family.
My...first...envelope.
Okay, I'll go.
But I'll never forget you.
You better not, bro.
Ice Bear never forgets.
How about we give you bears some time to say "goodbye."
This is taking too long!
I want Panda now!
Patience, my baby angel.
We need them to think he's left of his own free will.
Mommy is doing everything she can to get Panda for you.
♪
Madeline: I'm the only one who appreciates Panda!
He should be mine, and no one else's!
And I'll get your precious Panda very soon,
my darling baby angel.
If you do not, then I'll run away,
and find a new mama!
Wally: Hold that pose!
Photo souvenir for you and your daughter?
Nope. We must go!
[ Crying ]
So, are you ready to live with us eternally, Panda?
Ice Bear wants you to be cool, stay in school.
I'm gonna really miss you, bro.
Uncle Panda: Panda.
♪
Did we do the right thing?
If you love them, let them go.
Wait! Your photo!
Oh, give it up, Wally.
You're just embarrassing yourself.
What in the world?
It's those two freaky foxes who are always trying
to kidnap Panda -- uh, Mobby and Murpert.
- Malin and Madeline. - That's what I said.
Come on, bro! Panda's in danger!
♪
I don't know about leaving my bros.
We understand.
It can be tough when relatives pop up out of nowhere like,
"Hi! We're your long-lost family!
Your brothers don't matter anymore
and belong in the trash!"
Uh...
And we got you this to cheer you up.
[ Grunts ]
It's huge!
♪
Wow! It's so beautiful up here.
I'm so happy to start my new life.
And we're happy for you...
to be Madeline's best friend!
Because we're your family now!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
You are all mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine!
You tricked me! But how?
It's all here on your QuickyPic.
All your favorite things are listed in your profile.
It was very, very easy.
But what about the allergies test?
It's amazing what you can buy on the Internet.
I-I gotta get back to my bros!
Those brats? Thankfully you'll never see them again.
Grizzly: I wouldn't be so sure about that!
Yah!
Hold on, Panda!
You're not getting kidnapped that easily!
Grizz! Lil' bro!
Eat this!
Whoa, whoa, wh-wh-whoa!
We're on your tail!
Aah!
Whoa!
Almost there...
Aah!
Bros! No!
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[ Grunts ]
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
[ Both screaming ]
Aah!
Huh? Bros!
Got ya, Pan Pan!
Bear fam unite.
[ All laughing ]
♪
Ouch! Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
Bros, I'm sorry.
That's okay, bro.
We know how much finding your family meant to you.
Ice Bear mildly resentful.
You two are the only family I need.
[ Camera shutter clicks ][ Gasps ]
Such a tender moment.
Only $25 for a picture.
- Listen, pal. - Guys, I'll cover it!
[ Gasps ] The red envelope!
Your money, good sir.
Huh. Now, get in real close and say,
"We're a real family even though we don't look anything alike!"
Narrator: The bears almost perished again,
but the bond of their brotherhood is stronger
than any blood relation.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
I want Panda!
Sacrebleu.
♪ Let's find a new home to stay ♪