♪ Everyone sing
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Head in and dance with me
♪ Have fun and play with me
♪ And now it's time to stop
We've landed!
Wonder where we are.
Maybe it's some place where everyone is our size,
and we're not seen as tiny baby-sized babies size.
Still bummed over not growing at all this month?
Yeah.
I feel ya bud.
You'd think we'd hit our growth spurts by now.
Ice Bear is tall emotionally.
Let's not mope.
I have a feeling today's the day we find our new home!
Grizz?
Our bears have found themselves at the threshold
of a thrilling theme park adventure.
Here's hoping that they have a ticket to their new home.
Ice Bear is home for the first time in his life.
Too many choices!
I'm just gonna sit down here, and gently starve.
Or we could ride the Rattlecoaster!
Bless your decisiveness.
Not so fassst, friendsss.
You mussst be thisss tall to ride the Rattlecoaster.
Height requirement? Why?
What's the worst that could happen?
You could fall out of the car.
Oh, okay, uh, that's the worst thing that could happen,
but what's actually likely?
You could fall out of the car.
Ugh! To be small is a curse!
There's just gotta be a ride for us.
Ice Bear thinks we should do a searching montage.
What does being tall have to do with funnel cake?
I don't get it.
What good is a theme park
if you're too short to do any of the fun stuff?
Ice Bear thinks we should try standing
on each other's shoulders, and putting on a trench coat.
The only place that sells coats is the costume shop --
and even that has a height requirement.
Say, fellas, why not saunter over this way?
No vertical discrimination here.
Hey, a mysterious man in a box.
Now, this looks like my kind of inciting incident.
"Black Magic Industries"? Weird name.
And it costs ¢25.
We'll have to dip into our life savings.
I am Zorpo!
I can make any of your wildest dreams come true.
All you have to do is...
ask.
Why don't we ask to be big?
Then, we could do all the actual fun stuff in this park,
instead of wasting our time talking to some weirdo in a box.
No offense, Zorpo.
Some taken.
Okay, Zorpo. We wanna be big.
Not big like famous, but big like tall --
though fame might be kinda nice.
Ice Bear treasures his anonymity.
Hey! Focus! We want to be big!
Right!
You got it.
One for each of you.
Rub a dab of that on...
yourselves.
I see you're already doing it.
Boo! Nothing happened.
Should've figured.
Whoa! We're tall!
Especially for our age!
Ice Bear is finally in 99th percentile.
Thank you, Z-man. This is truly a dream come true.
We'd shake your hand, but you're inside a glass box.
Ice Bear thinks we could reach up through the coin return.
Let's just hug it out.
Oh, this is going to be just delightful.
Did you say something, Z?
Me? No.
I was, uh, just laughing to myself about how...
I'm trapped in this box forever -- alone.
Yeah, that is funny.
Well, thanks for everything.
♪ Don't be late to the party ♪
♪ Our amusement park is love ♪
Again!
♪ Our amusement park is love ♪
Hook. Tail.
Dunk.
From downtown to Beartown.
This rules! We're babies, and we're driving!
We need to exchange insurance info.
Keep it, good sir.
Being big is its own prize.
Ow! Irony.
Man, I really got some issues that need addressing.
Now, I know what biscotti feels like.
What a day.
Yeah. Being big is the greatest!
Ice Bear's big body finally fits his big heart.
Well, I am absolutely obsessed with being big.
I wanna be even bigger -- the biggest bear ever!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Biggest bear?
Shouldn't I be the biggest bear?
I've always been a little bit taller than you.
And I've always resented it.
Ice Bear is usually the tallest,
which is where his quiet strength comes from.
Now I'm the shortest! But I'm the leader!
My height should reflect my status.
There. We're all the same height,
so I guess we're all happy as clams, right?
Ice Bear's all out.
Yeah, us too.
Back again, I see.
My favorite and only customers.
Look, pal, no offense, but we need
some more of your grow juice.
But of course!
Ooh. This is awkward.
Can't we each get our own bottle, like before?
Ooh, I'm afraid that's my last one.
Guess you'll just have to find a civilized way
to decide who gets it.
Perhaps, whoever draws the short straw.
Get it?
"Short straw."
Aha!
Huh? Hey!
Gah!
You guys hear the faintest evil laughter?
Hey! He's laughing at us, not with us.
There's a distinction!
Ice Bear suspects he tricked us into fighting for his amusement.
What does he think this is, some kind of amusement place?
What kind of sick game are you playing, Z?
Chill out, boys.
We were friends, like, an hour ago.
That one-last-bottle thing was just a ruse, wasn't it?
To get us to fight!
You better make things right, Chump.
Or Ice Bear will fling you straight into the stratosphere.
Okay. Okay. I'll fix it.
Be cool.
Just tell me what size you want to be,
and I'll make it happen like that.
Well, that's a no-brainer.
- Bigger is better. - Wait.
Look at all the damage we're doing --
to the park and to our friendship.
Ugh. I don't have all day.
Why don't you think about the size you were
when you were happiest?
Hmm.
Wait. Do you guys see the common thread
with all these happy memories?
We're all bears!
They all happened when we were our normal size.
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
Being big had its moments, but we actually had more fun
when we were small and getting along.
Plus, I'm afraid of heights!
You're right, Panda.
Zorpo, can you make everything go back to the way it was?
You got it.
Yeah! We're back to our pint-sized selves!
Ice Bear back to baby size.
Where'd the park go?
Oh, boy. I guess I really did make everything go back
to the way it was.
That's not good.
Mr. Zorpo, thank you for teaching us a valuable lesson --
even if that wasn't your primary motivation.
You're kind of a weird dude --
villainous, even -- but you taught us well.
Game recognizes game.
Aww, thank you, boys.
Welp, guess we'll get going, then.
Fine. Go, then.
Travel the world, while I sit here and do nothing.
Why don't you just use magic to do whatever you want?
Sadly, I can only grant wishes other people make.
And who would wish anything for a sad man in a box?
On behalf on my bear brothers and I, we hereby wish you...
What.
It's a ball in a cup --
you know, so you don't get bored.
They're really fun!
Oh, like I'm gonna have fun with a silly ball in a cup?
Whoa! Whoa!
Hang on, this is pretty fun.
Whoa.
Our job here is done, boys.
I'm so glad we can spend time inside our box again.
Ice Bear appreciates his small stature.
There's no ride that compares to the rollercoaster we call life.
The Bears have had enough excitement for one day.
And so, the search continues.
♪ Let's find a new home to stay ♪