♪ Everyone sing
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Head in and dance with me
♪ Have fun and play with me
♪ And now it's time to stop
Yes, the ocean.
I've always wanted to narrate a nautical tale.
I can use words like "avast" or "booty."
Wait, is "booty" a nautical term?
I think I just threw up my dignity.
Ice Bear saw.
And really wish he hadn't.
Where are we supposed to find a home in the middle
of all this water, anyway?!
Box says, "Endless bounty lies in the sea,
if you put your trust in me.
Twinkle twinkle."We're trustin' ya.
But whatever's down there ain't bitin'.
Hmm? Scratch that.
We got a hit!
Yah!
What the heck is this?
A moldy burrito?
Ice Bear will still eat it.
Hmm...
Wait a second! This is no burrito.
This is a treasure map!
A treasure what?
Ice Bear wishes it was still a burrito.
Bros! This is it!
This is why the box brought us here!
We'll become pirates!
Ooh, I didn't know our box had a pretty fountain in it.
Ice Bear thought it was a bidet.
Hmm, could be a leak
slowly sinking us to our impending doom.
Aah! Aah! Oh, oh.
"Pirate Parrot Polly."
I don't have insurance!
Aah!
Ow!
A bit far from home,
aren't we, landlubbers?
Who are ye, and what ye be doin' drownin' in me ocean?
Thank you for saving us.
My bros and I were searching for a new home,
until our box sprung a nasty leak.
Yeah, we owe you our lives...
and my precious phone's battery.
Ice Bear's life is yours to command.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-har!
I may be a cold, ruthless pirate on the outside,
but on the inside, I'm warm
and filled with red guts!
Did you say pirate?!
Shut your traps!
Please, Captain Polly, let us join your pirate crew!
We've been dreaming of being pirates for all of --
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 --
20 minutes!
Arr, and how would three soft-lookin' sea dogs
be of use to Captain Polly,
the greatest pirate that's ever lived?!
Ah-har-har-har!
Hey, we may be soft-looking, but we're also --
squishy, fluffy, cute, throwable --
Basically, we got a lot more to offer than looks alone.
For instance...
we got this!
The map of Real Pirate Island?
You know this place?
'Tis only the resting place of the biggest,
most impressive-looking treasure in the whole seven seas!
But be warned.
For around the treasure be booby traps galore.
Point is, ye will need a captain strong enough
to guide ye to the treasure.
And I'm just the bird for the job!
Yeah! C'mon, Pan-man.
To hither or yonder, true pirates ever be facin' beyond,
yer eyes on the horizon towards the booty of me heart!
I like the cut of yer jib, matey!
How's about I make ye me first mate?
Holy shmolies!
I-I mean, arr! It'd be an honor, Captain!
How about it, you two?
Are ye prepared to go down in history
as the greatest pirates that have ever lived?
Greatest pirates that ever lived? Hmm...
Mwah!
Argh! Welcome aboard, ye scalawags!
Rarr!
Raise the anchor!
Unfurl the sails!
Shiver me timbers! Oof!
We're settin' sail for Real Pirate Island!
To adventure!
Uh, the map says Real Pirate Island is straight ahead.
Aye, aye!
Uh, Cap'n?
What about those thunder clouds up yonder there?
Stay the course, laddie.
We ride out the storm.
Aye, aye! Uh, Grizz?
Isn't that a bit treacherous?
If we go in there, we're gonna get chewed up and spit out
like a wad of stale gum.
Sorry, Pan, I'm the first mate,
so I'm siding with the ol' captain on this one.
We can trust her, just like how we can trust you
to get seasick at any moment.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Guys, turn the ship around!
It's a whirlpool!
This is crazy!
Panda, w-we're pirates now!
We gotta laugh in the face of danger!
What type of person would laugh at a time like this?!
Ah-ha-ha-har! A pirate's life be merry!
Eh, laddies?! Ah-har-har-har!
Waaah!
Baby didn't sign up for this!
Aah! Oh!
Are we in Davy Jones's locker?
Doesn't smell like a locker.
Aw, man, we really wrecked that ship.
We let our captain down!
Avast, matey!
Ye haven't let anyone down.
Captain, you're alright!
I be a tad bit better than alright, laddie.
Just look around ye!
Whoa!
No way!
We made it to Real Pirate Island!
Avante! Fortune awaits!
Come on, Bros!
Hold up.
We've narrowly escaped drowning, we've lost our pirate ship,
and now you want to head into a place
that looks scarier than anything in my nightmares?
Ice Bear is brave but not impervious to fear.
There be only one word to describe a crew
refusing to follow their captain's orders.
Mutiny!
Come on, bros. Trust our Captain.
We got the map!
Your captain almost got us drowned!
Where's your sense of adventure?
Where's your sense of sense!
Adventure! Sense!
- Adventure! - Sense!
Adventure!
Real pirates face their fears,
ye bellyaching sea maggots!
Argh! And I thought I was cutthroat!
Ha-har-har!
Where be me treasure?
Captain, look!
What a load of sea-cow dung.
That be there to flappin' fool us.
Step away, laddie.
But Cap'n, it says "booby trap."
Quit yer belly-achin'! Argh!
Huh?
Gimme -- my -- treasure!
A-Aah!
Har! Not so booby-trapped as the rumors say!
Huh?
Okay, just a tad booby-trapped.
Guh, guh, guh!
A-A-A-Aah!
Quick -- if we push the statue over,
we can make a bridge to the exit!
What?! Ye ain't melting me treasure!
We'll both melt!
We'll be baked like pies if we stay here!
Grilled like corn!
Fried like chicken!
Sautéed like spinach!
Ye sound just like me old crew.
Bunch of lily-livered landlubbers, they were.
Glad I left them on that desert island!
You abandoned your crew?
They weren't following me orders.
Kept telling me, "But Captain, we can't possibly dig up
treasure buried in an active volcano!"
Pshh!
True pirates follow their captain wherever she goes.
Y-You're not a real pirate.
You're just a selfish egomaniac!
Watch it, boy.
If I abandoned one crew, I can abandon another.
Huh?
Captain, watch out!
Grizz!
Don't you dare melt on meeeee!
Panda!
Melted bros not allowed.
Only solid bros.
Aaaaa...
Aaaah!...aaaah!
Thanks for coming to save us, bros.
Ye saved me life back there, Bears.
And after I said some unkind things to ye.
Maybe I got more to learn about being a pirate than I thought.
Well, we couldn't just let you be buried alive with treasure.
Why was this treasure so important to you anyway?
I must confess something to ye laddies.
I wasn't always a cold-hearted pirate.
I was once a wee parrot,
squawking on the shoulder of a great captain.
We searched high and low for Real Pirate Island,
but she passed away before she could find it.
I vowed in her honor to never give up
until that treasure was mine, but me hunger for gold made me
forget the greatest lesson she taught me.
"Tho a treasure be a Pirate's thirst,
always look after yer mateys first."
Grizz, ye be the best first mate a captain could e'r want.
Thanks, Cap'n.
There be plenty more treasure out there.
I'd be honored if ye Bears joined me in findin' it.
Captain, I think the pirate life
is a little too adventurous for us.
I could do with an island vacation, though!
Ice Bear ready to luau.
Oof.
That got pretty scary for a second.
I practically shivered me timbers.
Glad they're all okay, though.
Till next time, matey.
♪ Let's find a new home
♪ To stay
♪ Let's find a new home
♪ To stay