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♪ Everyone sing

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♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba

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♪ Head in and dance with me

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♪ Have fun and play with me

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♪ And now it's time to stop

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Yes, the ocean.

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I've always wanted to narrate
a nautical tale.

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I can use words
like "avast" or "booty."

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Wait, is "booty"
a nautical term?

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I think I just threw up
my dignity.

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Ice Bear saw.

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And really wish he hadn't.

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Where are we supposed to find
a home in the middle

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of all this water,
anyway?!

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Box says, "Endless bounty
lies in the sea,

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if you put your trust in me.

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Twinkle twinkle."We're trustin' ya.

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But whatever's down there
ain't bitin'.

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Hmm? Scratch that.

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We got a hit!

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Yah!

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What the heck is this?

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A moldy burrito?

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Ice Bear will
still eat it.

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Hmm...

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Wait a second!
This is no burrito.

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This is a treasure map!

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A treasure what?

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Ice Bear wishes it was
still a burrito.

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Bros! This is it!

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This is why the box
brought us here!

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We'll become pirates!

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Ooh, I didn't know our box
had a pretty fountain in it.

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Ice Bear thought it was
a bidet.

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Hmm, could be a leak

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slowly sinking us
to our impending doom.

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Aah!
Aah!
Oh, oh.

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"Pirate Parrot Polly."

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I don't have insurance!

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Aah!

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Ow!

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A bit far from home,

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aren't we, landlubbers?

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Who are ye, and what ye be
doin' drownin' in me ocean?

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Thank you for saving us.

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My bros and I were searching
for a new home,

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until our box sprung a
nasty leak.

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Yeah, we owe you
our lives...

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and my precious phone's
battery.

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Ice Bear's life
is yours to command.

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-har!

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I may be a cold, ruthless
pirate on the outside,

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but on the inside, I'm warm

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and filled with red guts!

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Did you say pirate?!

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Shut your traps!

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Please, Captain Polly,
let us join your pirate crew!

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We've been dreaming of
being pirates for all of --

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5 --

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20 minutes!

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Arr, and how would three
soft-lookin' sea dogs

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be of use
to Captain Polly,

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the greatest pirate
that's ever lived?!

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Ah-har-har-har!

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Hey, we may be soft-looking,
but we're also --

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squishy, fluffy,
cute, throwable --

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Basically, we got a lot more
to offer than looks alone.

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For instance...

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we got this!

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The map of
Real Pirate Island?

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You know this place?

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'Tis only the resting place
of the biggest,

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most impressive-looking treasure
in the whole seven seas!

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But be warned.

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For around the treasure
be booby traps galore.

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Point is, ye will need
a captain strong enough

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to guide ye
to the treasure.

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And I'm just the bird
for the job!

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Yeah!
C'mon, Pan-man.

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To hither or yonder, true
pirates ever be facin' beyond,

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yer eyes on the horizon
towards the booty of me heart!

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I like the cut of yer jib,
matey!

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How's about I make ye
me first mate?

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Holy shmolies!

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I-I mean, arr!
It'd be an honor, Captain!

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How about it,
you two?

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Are ye prepared to
go down in history

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as the greatest pirates
that have ever lived?

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Greatest pirates
that ever lived?
Hmm...

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Mwah!

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Argh!
Welcome aboard, ye scalawags!

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Rarr!

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Raise the anchor!

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Unfurl the sails!

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Shiver me timbers! Oof!

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We're settin' sail
for Real Pirate Island!

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To adventure!

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Uh, the map says Real Pirate
Island is straight ahead.

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Aye, aye!

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Uh, Cap'n?

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What about those thunder clouds
up yonder there?

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Stay the course, laddie.

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We ride out the storm.

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Aye, aye!
Uh, Grizz?

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Isn't that a bit
treacherous?

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If we go in there, we're gonna
get chewed up and spit out

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like a wad of stale gum.

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Sorry, Pan,
I'm the first mate,

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so I'm siding with
the ol' captain on this one.

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We can trust her, just like
how we can trust you

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to get seasick
at any moment.

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That's what
I'm talkin' about.

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Guys,
turn the ship around!

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It's a whirlpool!

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This is crazy!

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Panda,
w-we're pirates now!

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We gotta laugh
in the face of danger!

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What type of person would
laugh at a time like this?!

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Ah-ha-ha-har!
A pirate's life be merry!

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Eh, laddies?!
Ah-har-har-har!

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Waaah!

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Baby didn't
sign up for this!

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Aah! Oh!

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Are we in
Davy Jones's locker?

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Doesn't smell like
a locker.

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Aw, man, we really
wrecked that ship.

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We let our captain down!

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Avast, matey!

129
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Ye haven't
let anyone down.

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Captain, you're alright!

131
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I be a tad bit better
than alright, laddie.

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Just look around ye!

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Whoa!

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No way!

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We made it to
Real Pirate Island!

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Avante!
Fortune awaits!

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Come on, Bros!

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Hold up.

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We've narrowly escaped drowning,
we've lost our pirate ship,

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and now you want to head
into a place

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that looks scarier than
anything in my nightmares?

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Ice Bear is brave
but not impervious to fear.

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There be only one word
to describe a crew

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refusing to follow
their captain's orders.

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Mutiny!

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Come on, bros.
Trust our Captain.

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We got the map!

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Your captain almost
got us drowned!

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Where's your sense
of adventure?

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Where's your sense
of sense!

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Adventure!
Sense!

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- Adventure!
- Sense!

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Adventure!

154
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Real pirates
face their fears,

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ye bellyaching
sea maggots!

156
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Argh! And I thought
I was cutthroat!

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Ha-har-har!

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Where be me treasure?

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Captain, look!

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What a load of sea-cow dung.

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That be there
to flappin' fool us.

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Step away, laddie.

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But Cap'n, it says
"booby trap."

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Quit yer belly-achin'!
Argh!

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Huh?

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Gimme -- my --
treasure!

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A-Aah!

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Har! Not so booby-trapped
as the rumors say!

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Huh?

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Okay, just a tad
booby-trapped.

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Guh, guh, guh!

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A-A-A-Aah!

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Quick -- if we push
the statue over,

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we can make a bridge
to the exit!

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What?! Ye ain't melting
me treasure!

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We'll both melt!

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We'll be baked like pies
if we stay here!

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Grilled like corn!

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Fried like chicken!

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Sautéed like spinach!

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Ye sound just like
me old crew.

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Bunch of lily-livered
landlubbers, they were.

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Glad I left them
on that desert island!

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You abandoned
your crew?

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They weren't following
me orders.

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Kept telling me, "But Captain,
we can't possibly dig up

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treasure buried
in an active volcano!"

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Pshh!

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True pirates follow their
captain wherever she goes.

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Y-You're not
a real pirate.

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You're just a
selfish egomaniac!

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Watch it, boy.

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If I abandoned one crew,
I can abandon another.

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Huh?

195
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Captain, watch out!

196
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Grizz!

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Don't you dare melt
on meeeee!

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Panda!

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Melted bros
not allowed.

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Only solid bros.

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Aaaaa...

202
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Aaaah!...aaaah!

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Thanks for coming
to save us, bros.

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Ye saved me life
back there, Bears.

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And after I said
some unkind things to ye.

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Maybe I got more to learn about
being a pirate than I thought.

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Well, we couldn't just let you
be buried alive with treasure.

208
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Why was this treasure
so important to you anyway?

209
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,691
I must confess something
to ye laddies.

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00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:08,172
I wasn't always a
cold-hearted pirate.

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I was once a wee parrot,

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squawking on the shoulder
of a great captain.

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We searched high and low
for Real Pirate Island,

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but she passed away
before she could find it.

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I vowed in her honor
to never give up

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until that treasure was mine,
but me hunger for gold made me

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forget the greatest lesson
she taught me.

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"Tho a treasure be
a Pirate's thirst,

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always look after
yer mateys first."

220
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Grizz, ye be the best first mate
a captain could e'r want.

221
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Thanks, Cap'n.

222
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,729
There be plenty
more treasure out there.

223
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I'd be honored if ye Bears
joined me in findin' it.

224
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Captain,
I think the pirate life

225
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is a little too
adventurous for us.

226
00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:53,304
I could do with an
island vacation, though!

227
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Ice Bear ready to luau.

228
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,743
Oof.

229
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,571
That got pretty scary
for a second.

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I practically
shivered me timbers.

231
00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:04,010
Glad they're all okay, though.

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Till next time, matey.

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♪ Let's find a new home

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♪ To stay

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♪ Let's find a new home

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♪ To stay