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♪

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♪ Everyone sing

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♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba

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♪ Head in and dance with me

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♪ Have fun and play with me

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♪ And now it's time to stop

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Narrator:
Our Bears have been wandering
these woods for quite some time.

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Let's hope that they find
a new home

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before they pass out
from exhaustion!

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I hope we find
a new home

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before I pass out from
box-warping exhaustion.

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Well, if you're gonna faint,
let me know.

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I wanna get it
on video.

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[ Gasps ]

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You smell something?

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Whoa!
Found a...

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medical clinic?

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You can smell
buildings?

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That's nothing. One time,
he smelled my thoughts.

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♪

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Okay guys,
it's time for

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Operation Beg For A Home In
A Cute But Not Desperate Way.

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Hello?

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Hello, sir or madam.

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We notice you don't have
any baby bears around.

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Perhaps we could do you a favor
by letting us live here.

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We can cultivate
a fun vibe,

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'cause we're cute
little babies.

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Goo goo. Gaga.

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this is a place of medicine,
not a hotel!

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Now get!

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Hey, man. We're just trying
to help you out.

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I said,

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"Fore!"

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Hey! This is a violation
of the Hippocratic oath!

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Forget it, Grizz.

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No one will ever let us
live with them.

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Squatter Otter: Yeah, because
you're doing it all wrong.

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All: Huh?

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I didn't get to live here

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by asking all polite
at the front door.

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You got to
be strategic.

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You got to live
in the clinic?

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But how?

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I'm Squatter Otter.

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Squatting's my name,
and it is also my game.

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Good to meet you.
I'm Grizz. This is Panda.

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Ice Bear represent.

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Honored.

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Hey, want some free
medical supplies?

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What?

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Oh, go on.
Take some.

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Don't worry.
This stuff was free.

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Thanks.

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But we should
get going.

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We're on a grand quest
for a home,

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and it's a whole thing.

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Hold on, Pan.

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I wanna hear more
about this...

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[slowed down]
Squaw-teeng.

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Yeah, squatting.

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I'm great at finding a spot
to live in,

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even if it belongs
to someone else.

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Is that legal?

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Probably.
It's a gray area.

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Ice Bear has never obeyed
a single law.

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I'm heading to
my next spot.

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I hear there's some prime-rib
real estate nearby.

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Wow! So cool!
Hey, could we join you?

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No, Grizz.

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I don't think he'd want us
to cramp his style.

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Of course
you can join.

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I'm always looking
for new apprentices.

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I can teach you
the ways of squatting.

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[Whispers] I also know how
to get free cable.

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Ooh!

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Follow me, boys.
We're hot to squat.

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Guys, come on.

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Don't listen to him.

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[ Grizz and Ice Bear
chanting "Cable!" ]

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This place is starting
to give me the willies.

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Just tough it out, Pants!

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- It's Panda.
- We're getting close.

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I can feel it
in my booty.

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Listen to the man, Panda.
He's an expert.

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[Mocking]
Listen to the man, Panda.

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He's an expert.

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Yeah, right.

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Squatter Otter:
There it is.

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♪

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Ha! He lead us to a house
entirely made of meat?

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Looks pretty gross,
right, bros?

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All: Meat!

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Hold up.

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We can't just walk into a house
made of meat products.

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It could be cursed.

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It's a house
and food.

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We just cut our survival budget
in half.

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We've hit the jackpot.

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But I'm vegetarian,
so I can't eat any of it.

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Vege-huh?
But you got to eat meat.

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You don't want to be
a pipsqueak forever, do you?

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Just to be fair,
let's put it to a vote.

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All in favor of living
in the meat house?

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All: Aye.

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All opposed?

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Nay.

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Meat house it is.
Booyah!

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Looks like
there's nobody here.

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Ooh.

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That means we can
squat here, right?

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That is right,
Grizz, my man.

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Look at this place --

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no rent, fully furnished,
and we can eat like kings

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without ever getting ripped off
at the grocery store.

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Dig in, boys!

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♪

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Man: One, two.

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- Best food ever.
- Uh-huh.

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- Looks good.
- Yeah.

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♪ Ground beef, ribeye,
steak, home fries ♪

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♪ Burgers with no cheese,
and fries ♪

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♪ Double-decker sandwich,
bacon on rye ♪

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♪ But when I get really hungry,
it's potato pot pies ♪

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♪ Eat the meat, eat the meat,
eat the meat ♪

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♪ Food makes me laugh

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♪ Makes me cry

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♪ I'm hungry all the time

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♪

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♪ Baby back ribs,
baby back ribs ♪

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♪ With my rack of lamb,
it's the heartburn cleanse ♪

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♪ Hot dogs, sausage,
beef jerky, too ♪

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♪ Organic chicken,
and my mom's vegan stew ♪

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♪ Food makes me laugh

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♪ Makes me cry

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♪

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♪ I'm hungry all the time

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♪ Eat the meat, eat the meat

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Do you guys see any
non-meat options around here?

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Check the...

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pantry.

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Ugh!

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[ Sighs ]

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Hey, you guys
wanna play a game?

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- Yeah!
- Ice bear is down.

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Ooh, can we play

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Go Fish?

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Isn't that a game
for little kids.

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We're babies.

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Well, I say we have
a meat-eating contest.

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Winner gets dibs on
the honey-glazed ham bathtub.

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Last one there's
a rotten sausage link!

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Time to hit
the meat street boys.

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Hey, Pants, why aren't you
doing the meat-eating contest?

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I told you already,
I'm a vegetarian,

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which means
I don't eat meat.

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Wait, that's for real?

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I thought it was
some kind of sick joke.

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Oh, no, he's for real.

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He never touches
the stuff.

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You are what you eat.

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Panda not meat.

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You never eat meat?

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Even when it's free?
What's the deal?

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Well, the meat industry
has a negative impact

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on the planet,
and I think we --

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The planet?

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My dude, the planet
belongs to us.

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We are the top of
the carnivorous food chain,

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and the world
is our dinner plate.

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Here.
Try this.

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Be a beast, for once in
your life, and take a bite.

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I, uh...

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Come on.

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Don't you wanna have a good
time, like your brothers?

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Yeah, Pan.
Maybe you'll like it.

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Beast it.

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[ All chanting
"Beast it!" ]

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I...I...

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I can't do it!

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Squatter Otter:
What do vegetarians even eat?

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Sand?

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What if I am
a pipsqueak?

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[ All yelling ]

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Guys, what's happening?

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[ All groaning ]

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Oh, hey, Pants.

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We got ourselves in
a bit of a pickle, here.

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I knew this house
was cursed.

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[ Groans ]

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Save us, Panda.

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How am I supposed
to do that?

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Is this helping?

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How about that?

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[ Yells ]

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Snap out of it, Grizz!

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There must be
other ways!

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To be honest,
this is not the worst thing

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that's ever
happened to me.

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[ Yells ]

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Something is stuck
to my butt.

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That's it.
The Doctor.

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I just need to get
all three of you there

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before you're
permanently meat.

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[ Straining ]

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Got to...
get them...

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out.

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They're gonna
become meat forever,

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and there's nothing
I can do about it.

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[ Cries ]

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Squatter Otter's right.

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I am weak.

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- Panda.
- Huh?

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Voice: Down here.

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Listen to me, Panda.

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Being vegetarian
doesn't mean you're weak.

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No, can of veggies,
that's exactly what it means.

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No, Panda.
You can save them.

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You just need to remember
why you became vegetarian

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in the first place.

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Remember?

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[ Coos ]

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[ Speaking foreign language ]

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That's right.
I <i>am</i> strong!

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Now, you're talking.

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My name is Panda,
and I'm a proud vegetarian!

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Yes!
Be proud, Panda!

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♪

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Thanks, talking can
of veggies!

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Go get them, Tiger.

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We're...running...
out of...time.

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Just hold on
a little longer.

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I can see
the clinic.

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Huh?
Oh, no!

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The doctor's leaving!

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Vegetable gods, grant me the
strength to make it in time!

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[ Yells ]

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What happened?

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Ice Bear thought he was toast --
or rather, ribs.

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You boys had a classic case
of cursed meat poisoning.

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Three weeks of vegetable juice,
and you'll be fine.

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I've heard of cured meat,
but cursed meat?

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Come on.
That was funny.

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You would've turned
into meat forever

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if it wasn't for
this little guy.

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Hi, guys.

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You carried us here
all by yourself?

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Whoa, Pan-Pan!

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Incredible!

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Splendisimo.

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Aw, it was nothing.

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I think it's time
we mosey on out of here, bros.

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Yes, sir!

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Squatter Otter:
Wait up.

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I didn't know you had it in you,
Pants -- I mean, Panda.

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You're tough
as nails, bud.

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I hope we see each other
again real soon.

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You know what?
Me, too.

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[ All saying "Bye" ]

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Narrator: Well, it looks
like the meat house

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was rich in protein
and nightmares.

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Luckily, Panda saved the day
in his own Panda way.

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♪ Eat the meat, eat the meat,
eat the meat ♪

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♪ Food makes me laugh

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♪ Makes me cry