♪ Everyone sing
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Head in and dance with me
♪ Have fun and play with me
♪ And now it's time to stop
Hello, new world!
Grizz, I think we ran over something again.
Ice Bear can perform CPR.
Oh. Sorry about that, little guy.
Bros, look!
This place is amazing!
Well, it looks like our heroes find themselves
in a world untouched by modern civilization.
Let's hope they don't go extinct.
Whoa! Dy-no-mite!
Dinosaurs are cool and all, but,
there's nothing but undeveloped real estate.
We don't need to live in a house.
We can live like that caveman family on TV.
You know, the one with the catchy theme song.
♪ Livin' in the Jurassic period ♪
♪ You know you're a Fossil family kid ♪
Of course!
"The Fossil Folks"!
I'm home!
And I brought pizza.
But, honey,
pizza won't be invented
for another 65 million years.
Rex! Bad dinosaur, bad!
Aw, man!
Buffering.
That Fossil fam's got it all.
They got a house, food,
most of their teeth.
And they probably have better Wi-Fi.
Everything on TV
is just so much better than real life.
Ice Bear prefers real life,
not fabricated one.
Well, the box must've teleported us here
for a reason, riiight, Box?
Box says, "Watch out for beasts of scale and feather.
To survive, a family must stick together."
Great!
Stick together. - Grizz,
wait! - Stick together.
Ugh! We need to put a leash on that kid.
Ice Bear would gladly tie him down.
Stick together, stick, stick together.
Where are we?
I think we're in some kind of rock hole.
You mean a cave?
I do mean that.
Aah!
A sabertooth tiger!
Rug?
Ohhhhh...
Huh, this place reminds me of something.
"The Fossil Folks"!
Hm?
Heeyah!
Whoa.
Now, that's a well-oiled family machine.
Ice Bear's never seen such seamless cohesion before.
It's everything I've imagined and --
Panda, what did you do?!
Nothing! I just looked at it!
Well, un-look at it!
Huh?
Hey, Ma, we got burglars in here.
Don't slice us, please!
We're not burglars, we're babies!
We're adorable, law-abiding citizens.
Ice Bear will fight you all.
Aw, look at these adorable fuzzy lizards.
We're not lizards.
We're warm-blooded. I'm Grizz.
This is Panda, and our little bro.
I'm called Flower. 'Cause I smell better
than the rest of 'em.
This is my hubby, Grock. - Ow!
And the twins, Ugg and Bugg.
- We're both the evil twin.
This is my mother, Gramby Thorny.
Awww! She likes you.
And this little nightmare is Booky.
Hello, Booky.
What a cute little baby.
But I'm baby.
Sorry to barge into your rock hole like this.
To be honest, we've been looking
for a home ourselves.
Yeah, if only we could find a family
as perfect as this.
Well, aren't you the cutest lost little lizzypoos.
Hmm...
Family meeting.
Well...our family could always use more mouths to feed.
Whaddya say? Wanna live with us?
You really mean it?!
Finally, my dream of living
in a family TV show has come true!
Huh? TV?
What's that, some kinda rock?
What's TV?!
It's only like the greatest invention
ever invented.
It's a machine where you can watch all kinds
of amazing stories,
like "My Time Traveling Stepmom"
or "The Horses of Windsor Palace."
I love those horses.
TV sounds awesome!
Can we get one? Come on, can we, please?
Whaddya think, honey bunny sweetie pebble pie?
Hmm, I dunno...
Sounds like a lotta rocks.
Hmm, Gramby's right.
Let's break open the piggy bank!
W-W-Wait!
I can just show you on my phone.
Ugh! Still buffering.
Do you guys have a router, or something?
Hmm... Oh!
I got a brilliant idea!
Let's make a TV.
As thanks for letting us live with your family,
we're gonna blow your mind with advanced technology.
Aww, you're so adorable,
with all your cute little made-up words.
Alright, everyone get comfy.
Lets get the show started, folks.
Ta-da! You very own home entertainment system,
complete with the finest surround sound
that rocks can buy.
Complete with surround sound. Aak!
And a state-of-the-art
biometric remote control.
Aah!
Big news, everyone.
I'm finally graduating from driving school.
Oh, I get it --
the laughing means it's funny.
Grizz! You were supposed to be going
to diving school.
Now, how are we supposed to find
the lost city of Atlantis?
Ice Granny says you're grounded for life.
Blegh!
And, for five bajillion dollars, can you guess
the number that I'm thinking of?
What is 5,763 1/3?
Congratulations!
Ding ding ding ding ding!
Aah!
Previously on "Law"...
The person who banana peeled your husband
was you!
Tune in next time,
or else.
I can't tear my eyes away.
It's like sucking me in.
Grock...
gotta...keep...
watching.
Aah!
They really dig our TV.
How long do you think they'll keep watching?
Must watch more...
Oh, I gotta watch my detective show.
They're about to unmask the banana peeler.
Aah!
Grock gotta see
how he makes-a the sauce!
- Aah!
- It's my turn to pick!
Let me watch the puppet one, or I'll scream!
Aah!
Hooah!
Okay, so the recipe is --
Whoa!
Ahh!
- Ha-ha! - Hi-ya!
- Ahhh! - Ahhh!
- Ohhh. - Ohhh.
Huh?
Grr!
Hmm?
Television has torn this family apart!
Don't you dare blame this on TV.
Ice Bear sees runaway baby.
Aww, look, she's waving at us!
Buh-bye!
Boo-ya!
Pterry's bambinos gonna eat good tonight!
Bookyyy!
Flower, Grock, stop fighting! We gotta save Booky!
It's no use! They won't listen!
It's up to us to save Booky!
Come on, Bros! After that insanely buff bird!
Open wid, bambinos,
you gettin' lots of protein today.
Daddy's got you a little a-salami!
Rrr!
Hey, you big, bird-brained baby-napper!
Hey, whose youse guys?
Put Booky down!
Oww!
Woo!
Waaaa!
Good work, bro!
Ugh! Hold up, hold up, hold up.
You come into my house, you break my shades,
make my babies cry?
Quick, Panda, look up what a pterodactyl's weakness is!
I can't! My phone is still buffering!
Pterodactyl's weakness is extinction.
Great! Where can we get one of those?
Ahh!
Flower!
Oh, ho-ho! Waaa!
Ohh! That's playin' dirty!
Nice polka dots, paisano!
Noooo!
"The Fossil Folks?"
Eyy, that's my favorite TV show!
It is? - It is? - It is?
Duh!
Why else would I be wearin' these briefs?
Come on, get in here, my bambinos.
Rex! Bad dinosaur, bad!
You little lizards were so brave.
If it wasn't for you,
my Booky-poo woulda been bird food!
Bir-boo!
Gamby Thorny said it!
You fuzzballs are part of the family now.
Aw, thanks, but it was our fault
Booky got kidnapped in the first place.
If we hadn't broken your family apart with our TV,
then none of this would have happened.
Ice Bear's technological ways too advanced for this world.
Is there anything we can do to repay you?
Well, I could use some help getting my phone back
from those flesh-eating dinosaurs.
Whatchu talkin' about, Panda?
Boy, I thought the bears were in prehistoric times,
but I think that might have just been New Jersey.
Pretty close to where I grew up, actually.
I really can't wait to see where they go to next.
And I really mean it this time.
♪ All the cubs from nowhere
♪ Come to get down
♪ All the cubs from nowhere
♪ Come to get down
♪ All the cubs from nowhere