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We're here to judge a rock contest.

1
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I give 14/20.

2
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I don't know.

3
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- 11.
- Nor me.

4
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- I give 11.
- 14.

5
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What about the fringes?

6
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- Aren't they a hindrance?
- Like a curtain.

7
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The fringes play a part in the movement.
They bring out the syncopations.

8
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- Or minimize them.
- Stop them.

9
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Sometimes they're not moving
much at all.

10
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It's just that the fringes amplify
the movement deceptively.

11
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I think they were very intelligent

12
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in that the twist is fringe music...

13
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No, fringes are for country.

14
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I thought I was in Los Angeles.

15
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For me, twist is fringe music.

16
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- It lacked variety...
- If you twist, you got fringes.

17
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Twist equals fringes.

18
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Excuse me, Charlotte said...

19
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Yanks invented rock.

20
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- They joined in.
- They're out.

21
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- They joined in.
- Out!

22
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- Calm down.
- It sucks.

23
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The Yanks invented rock.
The real rock music.

24
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- How interesting.
- No, it's not.

25
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The real rock is
when they knock the tables over.

26
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- No...
- I disagree!

27
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With Laurence and Thierry,
her limping

28
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bothered me, then I wondered
if her handicap was pretend.

29
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Oh, yes, she was limping!

30
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- You liked it?
- I was stunned.

31
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It's part of the charm of this contest.
All of a sudden, someone turns up...

32
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And breaks the codes.

33
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Should we be doing
positive discrimination?

34
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- It's not the issue.
- She has a physical problem,

35
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so should we grade her up?

36
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- That's not...
- That's not it.

37
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- Isn't that the bottom line?
- No.

38
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Aren't we the ones who limp?

39
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Isn't she the one who walks
and we limp?

40
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- Laurence makes me think that.
- Maybe there is

41
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security footage so we can see

42
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if they parked in a disabled space?
Then, we'd know if...

43
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That'd tell us...

44
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- Who cares?
- I want to know.

45
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It doesn't matter!

46
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She's disabled...

47
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No, she's not disabled!

48
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Stop putting people in little boxes:

49
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disabled, able-bodied,
whites, Americans, French...

50
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It's just dance!

51
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We're not handing out welfare checks!

52
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Why do the disabled
get parking spaces?

53
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They have reserved parking spaces.

54
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We're not all the same.

55
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That's not the issue.

56
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The disabled will soon have
reserved spaces

57
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in car parks
and in rock contests!

58
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So, they get special treatment... No!

59
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You're saying
France is full of scroungers.

60
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We can't solve the problem.

61
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Like the Paralympics,
there should be Para-rock contests.

62
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Depends on the disability.

63
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- She should say she's disabled.
- Yeah, right!

64
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"I'm a disabled lesbian
who voted for Macron!"

65
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Let me ask you...

66
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- What if she was mongoloid?
- If she <i>were</i>.

67
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What if she were?

68
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So, where's the problem?

69
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The mongoloid can dance to rock.
I don't believe it!

70
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I just don't!

71
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It's hard... I've done workshops
in special needs schools.

72
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It's hard to direct...
to dance with Down's syndrome kids.

73
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- They can play the piano, sing...
- Badly.

74
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So, let's judge. What did you think?

75
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Were you moved? Did you like it?

76
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- Just like the others.
- I refuse.

77
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- I put 18.
- I refuse to grade the disabled.

78
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I have nothing against them.

79
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- Yeah, right!
- You're not for them!

80
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- I'm not...
- But they should stay home!

81
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Well, let's invent the Para-Rock Games!
A Para-Rock contest...

82
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She wasn't in a wheelchair!

83
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She wasn't dancing in a wheelchair!

84
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Why are you making such a fuss?

85
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They danced.
You liked it or you didn't. Period.

86
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I didn't see her disability.
I saw someone with enormous courage!

87
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Enormous!
I think she has a hip problem.

88
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She has extraordinary support
from her partner.

89
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He helps her overcome her handicap.

90
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What courage! What courage

91
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to come before us, before other people

92
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who aren't handicapped!

93
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That's magical! We love seeing that!

94
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But in life, we're always hindered
by people like you!

95
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Why do we always have to fight
people who prevent us from living?

96
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From living!

97
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We're still that backward!

98
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Still that backward in 2020!

99
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BLOODY ORANGES

100
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Just one thing before we start.

101
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Make diverse choices.
That's important for the sponsor.

102
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A couple of seniors are in the running.
Choose them, if possible.

103
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Thank you, everybody!

104
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More! More! More!

105
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- I really...
- I have to meet my parents.

106
00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,749
- Oh, do you?
- Yes.

107
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They're doing a dance contest
in the sticks.

108
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- A dance contest?
- Yes, it's a thing for seniors.

109
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Some dumb contest.
Rock'n'roll, Madison...

110
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That's so cool!

111
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You haven't seen it.

112
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It's pathetic. Old folks dancing...
Worse than your mom stripping!

113
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Dancing, doing contests,
giving it your all is great.

114
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What a generation!

115
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They refused to be parents
and look after us.

116
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Now they refuse to be grandparents.

117
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They did fuck-all in the 70s
other than all-day orgies.

118
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Now we have to pay for their pensions,
and they don't care about us.

119
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We were made to play a reed-pipe,
wear bell-bottoms, and shag sheep!

120
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- Harsh!
- It's hopeless.

121
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What a selfish generation.

122
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We put up with such shitty singers.
It hardened us.

123
00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:04,749
We knew that bad times lay ahead.

124
00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:08,909
- I think differently.
- Well, biologically,

125
00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:13,510
you give life,
so you can't have morbid tendencies.

126
00:09:13,549 --> 00:09:15,670
- Really?
- Whereas we men...

127
00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:19,189
we're more outward-looking.
I mean,

128
00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,509
going out hunting, working, etc.

129
00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:24,870
So, we're rooted in reality,
we know the dangers.

130
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That's why we have
a good sense of direction.

131
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You didn't go hunting,
you stayed in the cave.

132
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That's still in your genes.
So, you get lost when you drive.

133
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Whereas we're still...

134
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There's very little difference
between prehistoric man and modern man.

135
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Your hands are weird,
like a dwarf's hands.

136
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- What?
- Small, stubby, and hairy.

137
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Look, same size
though you're a man.

138
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I like your build.

139
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Normally...
Well, not that I have rampant sex,

140
00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:04,989
but I often sleep with men
who are well-built, big and strong

141
00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,150
whereas with you, it's as if...

142
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,549
Wait a minute.

143
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:11,269
You're not a child,
but you're feminine

144
00:10:11,309 --> 00:10:13,990
with your little bones...
I'm still a man.

145
00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:16,750
Yes, I'm not saying that,
but it's funny.

146
00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:20,150
You're malleable. I feel like I could...

147
00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:23,190
throw you in the air!
I doubt it.

148
00:10:23,229 --> 00:10:24,709
- I...
- You're light.

149
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:27,869
I have photos I can show you.

150
00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:31,230
- It looks like a...
- Be careful.

151
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A costume!

152
00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:35,470
It costs over 300 euros.

153
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,589
I know what women are like
with clothes.

154
00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,310
It's nice fabric.

155
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,070
Well, it's classic black.

156
00:10:43,669 --> 00:10:44,669
Guilty!

157
00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:48,910
- Does it suit me?
- Please put it back, you'll damage it.

158
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:53,070
No, don't mess around.
If I'm in court and...

159
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,750
I'll put it back.
It means a lot to you.

160
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,790
It's just that I need it for work.

161
00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:04,590
The 3 qualifiers for the final are...

162
00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:08,390
Cécile and Yvan, No. 5.

163
00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:17,429
Marion and Léo, No. 14.

164
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:27,669
And some may be
somewhat surprised by this...

165
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,230
The 3rd qualifiers are...

166
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:32,469
Laurence and Olivier, No. 8!

167
00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:41,590
I don't believe it!

168
00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:43,950
It's fantastic!

169
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,230
- See that, Dad?
- Yes, son.

170
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,030
How about that?

171
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:56,710
Hats off to you!

172
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,830
We did it!

173
00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:03,069
Thank you for coming here today.

174
00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:06,590
It won't necessarily be an easy meeting

175
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:11,029
because the analysis of your situation
raises questions.

176
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:14,390
We have to find solutions
during this interview.

177
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,950
I'll go over it briefly, but I think...

178
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,390
I'll give you 3 figures.

179
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,189
Your account is overdrawn

180
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by 2,800 euros.

181
00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:28,150
That's a significant sum.

182
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:31,950
In a few days' time,
the monthly payments of your 3 loans.

183
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:36,269
You have 78,000 euros of loans.
1,800 euros come out every month.

184
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,070
Your pension is just over 2,000 euros.

185
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,749
We need to take very precise stock

186
00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:44,789
of your income, your expenses,

187
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,150
and how to reduce your expenses

188
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:50,070
because you're
in a rather delicate situation.

189
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:53,470
Couldn't family members help you?

190
00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:55,469
- Not really.
- The children...

191
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,190
Good. Your children?

192
00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:59,670
No, that's out of the question.

193
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,710
We leave them out of all that.

194
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,909
- We won't trouble them with that.
- They have their own problems.

195
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,750
We want to preserve them.

196
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:11,269
What do you have
in the way of assets?

197
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,870
- I told you.
- Our house, the car...

198
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:17,350
Well, good. We have the solution.

199
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,630
- What?
- Your house.

200
00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:21,910
We've always lived there.
We're not moving.

201
00:13:21,949 --> 00:13:25,509
Maybe you could sell it
or rent it out?

202
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:29,229
- No way.
- We want to leave it to our kids.

203
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:32,550
You're leaving them debts, not a house.

204
00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:37,790
Listen, we talked it over.
We might have a solution.

205
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,790
My wife and I are
rock dancing enthusiasts.

206
00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,949
We're in a contest.

207
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We qualified.

208
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:47,270
We qualified for the final.

209
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:50,790
And if we come first in the final,

210
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,949
we win an SUV.

211
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:57,909
I'd say it's worth
25 to 30,000 euros, maybe more.

212
00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:02,310
- That's not bad.
- Let me make sure I understand.

213
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:05,269
The solution you're suggesting

214
00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:09,630
is to participate
in a regional rock contest,

215
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,990
maybe win it, and get a vehicle

216
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:18,150
that you would sell
to repay half your debts.

217
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,669
- That's it.
- I see.

218
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,189
It's very hypothetical.

219
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:26,029
No, we stand
a good chance of winning.

220
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,830
As for selling the house,

221
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,350
it could go 2 ways.

222
00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:34,750
Either you put it up for sale
and it sells for a normal price

223
00:14:34,789 --> 00:14:38,229
or we obtain a court order

224
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:42,510
and we enforce the court's decision
and the house is repossessed.

225
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:46,309
In that case,
it will sell for a lot less.

226
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:49,749
I'll know more on Saturday.

227
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:53,470
And we'll have the solution.
Or part of the solution.

228
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:58,270
You have to avoid the situation
spiraling out of control.

229
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:02,229
The critical choices must be made now.

230
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:05,470
And Saturday is the longest we can wait.

231
00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:07,989
Well, I'm sure... I'm optimistic.

232
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,950
We'll leave you 5 days, then.

233
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:16,270
<i>I call for the responsibility
of a universal France</i>

234
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,150
<i>that places reason above passion.</i>

235
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,909
<i>Many people, Mr. Secretary,
are against your pension reform:</i>

236
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,070
<i>railway workers, teachers,
air traffic controllers, police,</i>

237
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:31,070
<i>lawyers, students, nurses,
garbage collectors, truck drivers...</i>

238
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:34,270
<i>They don't have
the same status, salaries or pensions.</i>

239
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:38,790
<i>They are all, for different reasons,
against your pension reform.</i>

240
00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:42,710
<i>What do you say to them?
That they're wrong? They misunderstood?</i>

241
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,350
<i>They're too negative?
Or they're whining?</i>

242
00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:51,630
Mr. Secretary! How's it going?

243
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,030
It's been so long.

244
00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:58,189
- You're still as handsome.
- Are you well?

245
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:00,430
Alexandre.

246
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,830
And Norma.

247
00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:03,830
My favorite Secretary!

248
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,750
- Very classy.
- Hey, you've bulked up!

249
00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:09,110
You rogue!

250
00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:11,749
Look at him. Still just as sporty.

251
00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:14,389
- What's going on?
- So...

252
00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:15,589
Norma.

253
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,430
So, I received a letter

254
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,390
from a bitch of a journalist.

255
00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:22,868
Pardon me, miss.

256
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,270
I'd say the same of a man.

257
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,430
This little bitch

258
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,589
sends me a questionnaire,

259
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,830
asking if I have money abroad.

260
00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:34,269
And... True or false?

261
00:16:34,589 --> 00:16:36,149
- True.
- True...

262
00:16:36,189 --> 00:16:38,870
- Find a solution, Thierry.
- True.

263
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:41,150
- It mustn't come out.
- How much?

264
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:44,109
- How much?
- Right? It mustn't come out.

265
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:48,470
- He can't hear me. How much?
- I heard you. About 100,000 euros.

266
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,549
100, 200, 300?
You need to tell us.

267
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:55,070
I forget. It's about 300.
Let's say 300.

268
00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,549
Anyway, I didn't steal it off anyone.

269
00:16:57,589 --> 00:17:01,310
- A Secretary can't fall for this.
- You're Finance Secretary.

270
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:05,070
Yes, that's the irony of fate.
But enough is enough.

271
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:08,190
- This ends now.
- You're not a fag?

272
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,670
You're...?

273
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,070
What's all this?

274
00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:15,590
If I heard
you'd beaten up Mathilde, say,

275
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,790
God forbid,

276
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,629
but we'd get away with it.

277
00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,429
What's the connection?

278
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:25,590
The connection is that everything
which can harm you interests us.

279
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:29,669
Anything in any field...
That's how it works now.

280
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,350
I'm blameless, Thierry.

281
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:36,190
I invested the money a long time ago.
I didn't steal it off anyone.

282
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,829
I've served France for 25 years.
25 years!

283
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:43,310
Body and soul! It's the truth.

284
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:46,509
I can't be blamed
for having 100 grand or so...

285
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,150
Finance Secretary...

286
00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:51,030
Money issues, foreign bank accounts...

287
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,869
Connection... Bang!

288
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:57,430
You explode.
So, first of all, we must...

289
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,629
We'll make sure...

290
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:06,390
- What?
- Be very calm. Don't move money around.

291
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:09,070
Don't call your banker, I mean it.

292
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,470
Say nothing to Mathilde.

293
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:14,669
Just be cool.
Go out for a nice meal.

294
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:17,630
Go away for a couple of days.
Be frivolous.

295
00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:21,190
Do nothing. Just chill.
Even as Secretary.

296
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:24,030
Don't start telling me what to do.

297
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,390
Yes, I will tell you what to do.

298
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:29,950
If you appear in the media,
looking that stressed,

299
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:33,189
I'd think you're hiding something.
It's just us two.

300
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,310
Find a solution.

301
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:37,750
Stéphane, I'll find you a solution.

302
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,829
- I want to hear it.
- I'm telling you.

303
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:45,350
Well, that's fine, then.
Thierry, look me in the eye.

304
00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:46,909
- Yes.
- We'll do it.

305
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,829
Sure. You know I love you.

306
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,630
That's what I want to hear.

307
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,669
He's impossible!

308
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,509
That's what I want to hear,
Thierry, dammit!

309
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,110
Now then...

310
00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:05,590
I can't find my saw.

311
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,190
I'm joking. It's your first time.

312
00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:11,390
It won't hurt

313
00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:15,750
because we don't use a speculum
to examine girls

314
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:19,990
who haven't had intercourse,
so I'll just see if it all looks OK.

315
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,349
It looks very good, very pretty.

316
00:19:23,389 --> 00:19:25,750
- How old are you?
- 16.

317
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,470
16... It's still very pretty at 16.
It's nice n' pink.

318
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,670
No bad smells?

319
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,270
A shrimpy smell?

320
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,669
If you sniff...? No.

321
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:38,709
Any discharge?

322
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,229
Yes, sometimes.

323
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:43,149
Whitish chewing gum in your panties?

324
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:47,789
- Yes.
- Sticky little clumps? It's nothing.

325
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,790
It all looks fine.

326
00:19:49,829 --> 00:19:53,829
You're familiar with the organs?
Have you taken a look?

327
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,390
- No...
- Never bent over a mirror?

328
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,830
Hang on.

329
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:00,590
Look what I'll do for you.

330
00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:03,470
Why should only the boys see it?
Look.

331
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,029
Isn't it pretty?

332
00:20:07,109 --> 00:20:08,229
Yes...

333
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,949
It is pretty.
It doesn't stay like that for long.

334
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,269
You have the 2 labia.

335
00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:18,509
They're perfectly proportioned
as you're young.

336
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:23,230
Later on, one of them always turns
into a piece of old steak

337
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:28,109
that's a bit grey. Make the most of it
because it doesn't last.

338
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:31,630
This part, the clitoris,
this little triangle

339
00:20:31,669 --> 00:20:35,509
needs to be stimulated
to produce cyprine

340
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,350
so that intercourse is...
you know... fluid,

341
00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:41,350
nice n' slippery.
That's very important.

342
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:46,310
I always tell girls to go snail hunting
before cooking the sausage.

343
00:20:46,349 --> 00:20:49,789
And don't cut the parsley
till the snails have drooled.

344
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,669
It has to be all wet
before penetration.

345
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,830
OK.

346
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,230
- Alright?
- Yes.

347
00:20:55,269 --> 00:20:56,870
Are you worried

348
00:20:56,909 --> 00:20:59,509
about having intercourse?

349
00:20:59,949 --> 00:21:03,069
Yes, I'm a bit scared and...

350
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:07,710
I don't know how it'll go.
Will it hurt?

351
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:11,469
Yes, the first time,
it's always painful,

352
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:15,029
unpleasant, full of misunderstandings,

353
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:16,990
very disappointing.

354
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:18,790
- OK.
- There you are.

355
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:22,510
What about foreplay? I mean...

356
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,309
With the boy, how do I...

357
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,629
touch him?

358
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,549
There aren't 50 ways

359
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,270
to grasp a penis.

360
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:36,470
Pretty naturally,
you will grip it in your fingers.

361
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:40,750
And you'll see
that as it would be stupid to do that,

362
00:21:40,789 --> 00:21:42,830
you'll go up and down.

363
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,950
Don't worry too much about that.

364
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,670
It'll happen naturally.
Excuse me...

365
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:53,390
I'm feeling bloated after a heavy lunch
and I have acid reflux.

366
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:55,950
It'll pass.
Any other questions?

367
00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:00,230
Well, I was wondering what I do

368
00:22:00,269 --> 00:22:02,990
if the condom stays inside

369
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,430
once we've finished.

370
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,950
That can happen, but it's rare.

371
00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:09,390
But don't worry, it's not serious.

372
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,150
- OK?
- Yes.

373
00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,710
It'll pass. It was full of onions.

374
00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:18,109
I can't stand them.

375
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:22,669
What happens in that case is
that the condom comes out on its own.

376
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:25,990
The next day, at some time or other,

377
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:30,270
you think: "Do I have a dead mouse
in my panties?" No, it's the condom.

378
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,630
It's not at all serious.

379
00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:37,150
- Well...
- Is that all?

380
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:38,670
Yes.

381
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,589
So, who's this boy?

382
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,789
Uh, he's a bit older

383
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,590
than me. He's left school.

384
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:49,549
And our paths cross
from time to time.

385
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:51,749
I think he's so handsome.

386
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:56,590
I really want him,
but I don't know if it's... mutual.

387
00:22:56,949 --> 00:22:59,829
That's the spice of life!

388
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:01,230
You'll see...

389
00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:05,110
in due course.
Where are you seeing him?

390
00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,109
There's a party...

391
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:10,789
this weekend. He should be going.

392
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:13,350
- Will there be alcohol?
- Yes.

393
00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:16,310
It'll be mutual, then!

394
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,390
Ladies and gentlemen.

395
00:23:22,309 --> 00:23:23,470
I was

396
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,870
with the PM.

397
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,909
We need 22 billion.

398
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,230
We have

399
00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:31,069
2 months to do it.

400
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:34,909
So, we have a month
to present a feasible project.

401
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:38,229
Any cuts are possible,
but solidarity comes first.

402
00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:39,910
We mustn't divide

403
00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:43,429
the French.
Obviously, we want a united country.

404
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,710
- Obviously.
- Shoot!

405
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,910
We all want a united country.

406
00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,869
You can increase university fees.

407
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,470
That'll bring in 3 to 5 billion.

408
00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,550
If you double them, that'll raise a lot.

409
00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:03,390
It's not very popular, but...

410
00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:07,950
Forget popularity for now.
Let's brainstorm, then we'll see.

411
00:24:08,789 --> 00:24:11,590
Students aren't key voters...

412
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,150
Foreign students' fees?

413
00:24:13,189 --> 00:24:16,069
What about saying:

414
00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:18,910
"Free studies if you succeed"?
Not bad.

415
00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:22,150
- You pay it back.
- You pay back your grant.

416
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:25,750
- What else?
- A clampdown on welfare fraud.

417
00:24:25,789 --> 00:24:27,150
Absolutely.

418
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:32,910
There's a lot to be done on tax fraud.
There's room for progress.

419
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,149
Let's go with welfare fraud,

420
00:24:35,549 --> 00:24:37,069
to start with.

421
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,430
To pick up on what Hector said,

422
00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:43,509
we can do away
with subsidized school meals

423
00:24:43,789 --> 00:24:45,910
for the unemployed.

424
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:50,550
All these kids of the unemployed
who eat subsidized school meals...

425
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:53,830
The parents do nothing -
they can cook for them.

426
00:24:54,509 --> 00:24:58,709
There are 700,000 single mothers.
Are they all single?

427
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,710
They give nothing in return.

428
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,670
They just take.

429
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:06,029
- They take, take.
- Pastries, for example!

430
00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:08,150
They're delicious.

431
00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,390
What happened to solidarity?

432
00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:15,629
Solidarity makes me think of pensions.

433
00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:20,310
Pensions cost 13.5% of the budget.

434
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:24,470
The European average is 12.
That's a good yardstick.

435
00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:28,349
We have no idea of the fraud
among old people.

436
00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:31,229
Seniors cheat a lot more than you think.

437
00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:33,709
46% of benefits are pensions.

438
00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:39,749
They vote for us,
so we mustn't antagonize them.

439
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:43,709
We have to give them
something in exchange.

440
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:46,869
We should go
after the rich and the poor.

441
00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:50,910
We antagonize the left and the right
and appear above them.

442
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:54,470
We're fair
and we're acting for the common good.

443
00:25:55,509 --> 00:25:59,550
People want you to initiate
strong structural reforms.

444
00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,790
We must be green and digital.

445
00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:04,390
Greedy and digital?

446
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:07,950
No, the color green.

447
00:26:08,429 --> 00:26:10,430
What if we tax abortions?

448
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:11,750
Oh, no!

449
00:26:12,229 --> 00:26:14,830
- Bad idea?
- You're going too far.

450
00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:16,950
You must never...

451
00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:20,430
overlook arrogance.

452
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,270
Never overlook it.

453
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:26,669
- I've never...
- You must be arrogant at times.

454
00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:30,629
The modesty and humility

455
00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:34,349
vaunted by
our dear petit-bourgeois politicians...

456
00:26:36,509 --> 00:26:37,990
is shit.

457
00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,109
Be arrogant.

458
00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:42,950
Listen up
because you seem humble.

459
00:26:43,430 --> 00:26:46,190
Beware of your humility.

460
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:49,750
- You're too modest.
- I have to work on it.

461
00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:51,270
No, but...

462
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,069
You look at me with love,
I receive it.

463
00:26:54,109 --> 00:26:56,110
Try love without humility.

464
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:58,909
Am I humble?

465
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:03,070
I can tell you love me,
but I can tell you're holding it back.

466
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:04,789
But only just.

467
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:07,910
I can see it forming
on your cheeks. It's cute.

468
00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:10,590
It's very touching.

469
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,030
I adore it.

470
00:27:12,069 --> 00:27:14,070
- It's because...
- I'm hard.

471
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:21,830
No, it's because I like you.
I really like you. I love you.

472
00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:24,269
And you love me. So, say it.

473
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,150
Yes, well, I...

474
00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:30,429
- What do we say?
- It's just that being in a restaurant...

475
00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:33,309
Never declared your love
in a restaurant?

476
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:35,030
Well, it's not really love.

477
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:39,150
- It's more than that.
- How so?

478
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,909
Sexually speaking, are you...

479
00:27:47,989 --> 00:27:50,150
Is that definite? Ah!

480
00:27:50,189 --> 00:27:52,470
- It's not definite!
- It is.

481
00:27:52,509 --> 00:27:54,230
You're not sure yet?

482
00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:57,110
- Well, I mean...
- What gets you hard?

483
00:27:58,669 --> 00:28:00,869
- Normal stuff.
- Really hard!

484
00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:03,629
Depends on the situation.

485
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,110
It does, does it?

486
00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:07,710
Interesting.
"Depends on the situation."

487
00:28:07,749 --> 00:28:10,110
It's not one thing, it's a context.

488
00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:12,549
- A context.
- A landscape...

489
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,869
For example, a sizzling hot broad...

490
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:19,669
may not make you hard...

491
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:23,629
OK, there are people here.
Let me tell you something.

492
00:28:24,589 --> 00:28:27,509
You must never be politically correct.

493
00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,750
Always be borderline indecent.

494
00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:31,510
Not completely indecent.

495
00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:34,110
Borderline. Flirt with indecency.

496
00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:35,910
Be scandalous.

497
00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:38,030
Be controversial.

498
00:28:38,069 --> 00:28:39,790
Be a topic of discussion.

499
00:28:39,829 --> 00:28:43,230
Then, you'll be the subject of thought.

500
00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:46,029
So, you become a problem.

501
00:28:46,070 --> 00:28:47,870
People wonder about you.

502
00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:49,709
That's good.

503
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,509
Move it, bitch!

504
00:29:53,109 --> 00:29:54,910
Move that crap outta the way!

505
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,790
Dumb fuck!

506
00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:01,189
Little whore!

507
00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:03,750
Slut!

508
00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:06,190
Cocksucker!

509
00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,750
Got a saddle?
Riding without a saddle, slut!

510
00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:12,149
Look, shut up!

511
00:30:12,190 --> 00:30:14,150
Just shut the fuck up, OK?

512
00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:16,549
Get out of here
or I'll waste ya!

513
00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:17,990
Asshole!

514
00:30:20,509 --> 00:30:23,030
Here he is, here he is at last!

515
00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:26,310
Sorry, the SatNav couldn't find it.

516
00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:28,589
That's what we were saying.

517
00:30:28,629 --> 00:30:32,469
- For once you have an excuse!
- Where did you find this place?

518
00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:34,070
Oh, come on...

519
00:30:34,389 --> 00:30:36,269
What've you done to your hair?

520
00:30:36,309 --> 00:30:37,870
It looks pretty.

521
00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:40,149
They put trams everywhere!

522
00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:41,990
That's the way it is now.

523
00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:44,109
- Eco-Nazism!
- It's the sticks.

524
00:30:44,150 --> 00:30:48,150
If you're not on a bike,
single, no kids, you're in the shit!

525
00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:50,029
Cars are taboo!

526
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:53,750
- It's the stress of Paris.
- No, it's not. Come off it.

527
00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:56,989
- Hello to you, too.
- Didn't I say hello? Well, hi.

528
00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:59,430
- You haven't put on weight?
- No, Mom.

529
00:30:59,469 --> 00:31:02,110
I won't put on weight, I work hard.

530
00:31:02,150 --> 00:31:03,910
- Relax.
- You work?!

531
00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:06,349
- You're tense.
- I'm relaxed!

532
00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:08,109
A drink over here.

533
00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:12,550
- If you worked, you'd know.
- As if we didn't work.

534
00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:16,030
- We work, and we're here.
- We don't do the same work.

535
00:31:16,069 --> 00:31:18,149
We'll have a nice time.

536
00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,910
You do nothing and make money!

537
00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:24,510
You do nothing?
He agrees with me. I do everything!

538
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,550
It's a joke.
Can't you provincials take a joke?

539
00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:30,510
Provincials!

540
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:33,509
His venom sacs are still full!

541
00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:35,709
Says the snobby Parisian!

542
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:36,909
A cocktail.

543
00:31:36,950 --> 00:31:40,670
The criminal underworld
must be rubbing off on you!

544
00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:42,829
It's not TV.

545
00:31:43,229 --> 00:31:45,429
- Cheers.
- Sorry, I already drank.

546
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:49,669
- Good health.
- We have good cause to celebrate.

547
00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:52,590
Sure you do.
Let's give you our gifts.

548
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:54,430
- Come on.
- Already?

549
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:56,870
No time like the present.

550
00:31:56,910 --> 00:32:00,870
Why did you choose this dive?
It's like Ceausescu in '84.

551
00:32:00,909 --> 00:32:04,270
- It's Mom's 60th, after all.
- It wasn't easy to find.

552
00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:07,550
It's not because no-one can find it.

553
00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:09,510
What can it be?

554
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,750
- It's a sample...
- Great. I'd finished it.

555
00:32:13,789 --> 00:32:17,070
- It's your scent.
- It's the same gift every year.

556
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:20,149
- She likes it. I can't go wrong.
- Thanks, hon.

557
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,550
Mom, I don't have a gift.

558
00:32:22,589 --> 00:32:25,150
Here's a check.
It's more convenient.

559
00:32:25,189 --> 00:32:27,190
- I can't accept it.
- Classy!

560
00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:29,709
Why not do a money transfer?!

561
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,909
A standing order!

562
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,349
- It's blank.
- Should I have given a gift like yours?

563
00:32:35,390 --> 00:32:37,510
It's the thought that counts!

564
00:32:37,549 --> 00:32:38,950
Let's sing.

565
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,148
Anthony...

566
00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:51,548
Stop it, dammit!

567
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,349
Embarrassing!

568
00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:08,070
Why not do a conga?

569
00:33:08,109 --> 00:33:10,509
- It's not embarrassing.
- It's fun.

570
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:14,149
Sorry, it's called
education, politeness and discretion.

571
00:33:14,189 --> 00:33:15,948
We had the same education.

572
00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:18,989
Since we were kids,
when we enter a restaurant...

573
00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:22,229
Next year, we'll get you a massage.

574
00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:23,349
Olive?

575
00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:26,109
Stop teasing him. He's touchy.

576
00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:28,269
- He sure is.
- Stop it.

577
00:33:28,309 --> 00:33:31,469
This shows it's a shithole.
Where did you find it?

578
00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:34,469
- 2 euros, tops.
- It's exotic.

579
00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:36,070
Mango juice...

580
00:33:36,109 --> 00:33:38,230
It's alcohol free.
Good for drivers.

581
00:33:38,709 --> 00:33:40,749
We have a set menu.

582
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:42,829
I don't have my glasses.

583
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:44,469
Chicken supreme.

584
00:33:44,869 --> 00:33:46,910
Is that all there is?

585
00:33:46,949 --> 00:33:49,149
- And a floating island.
- Love it.

586
00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,310
- Can't we choose?
- No.

587
00:33:51,349 --> 00:33:53,870
But if you insist, go à la carte.

588
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:55,790
We chose this.

589
00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:58,550
In a restaurant,
you choose what you want.

590
00:33:58,589 --> 00:34:03,590
- Yes, but it's a pain choosing...
- You got conned.

591
00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:05,390
It saves time as we're late!

592
00:34:05,430 --> 00:34:08,069
It's not a communist place.
It's absurd.

593
00:34:08,110 --> 00:34:11,990
Alexandre eats lobster for breakfast!

594
00:34:12,029 --> 00:34:15,629
- That's not it.
- So, an all-in menu isn't for him.

595
00:34:15,670 --> 00:34:19,429
I just think it's strange
we can't choose.

596
00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:21,949
- It's my digestive system!
- It's on us.

597
00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:24,549
They got conned.

598
00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,269
No, they prepared it all.

599
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,590
It's her 60th.

600
00:34:28,629 --> 00:34:31,590
We're eating pâté for her 60th!

601
00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:33,589
I'm sorry. Forgive us.

602
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:35,710
We chose the menu.

603
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:39,510
No, they made you think
you decided.

604
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:42,190
It's a democratic dictatorship.

605
00:34:42,229 --> 00:34:45,109
- You're complicated.
- Stop the histrionics.

606
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:47,270
- You are.
- Eating pâté is!

607
00:34:47,309 --> 00:34:48,710
Listen to you!

608
00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,429
Raise our glasses again.

609
00:34:50,469 --> 00:34:54,029
"We're not going to eat pâté!"
Let's hear it.

610
00:34:54,070 --> 00:34:56,069
How do you sell apartments?

611
00:34:56,349 --> 00:34:58,510
- With a smile.
- A smile?

612
00:34:58,549 --> 00:35:01,070
- The opposite of you.
- And hypocrisy.

613
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:03,590
- Hey, you two.
- I plead for truth.

614
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:06,710
- It's very different.
- What truth?

615
00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,909
You wouldn't understand.
You sell bathrooms for a living.

616
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,030
In your defense, Céline...

617
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:15,829
- Are you hungry?
- Isn't on form.

618
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,909
- Enough.
- I'm hungry.

619
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:18,989
What?

620
00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:21,150
- I'm hungry.
- She's on her period.

621
00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:24,390
- Funny guys.
- She has it every day but 1.

622
00:35:24,430 --> 00:35:26,150
Where's the waiter?

623
00:35:27,749 --> 00:35:30,470
I'm not responsible for this.

624
00:35:30,509 --> 00:35:33,430
- I can't hear them.
- They're misogynistic jokes.

625
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:37,749
- Find me a new place.
- When you overprotect boys...

626
00:35:37,789 --> 00:35:40,830
Me? Are you criticizing me again?

627
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:44,749
I'm not saying it's the mothers' fault
if boys are idiots.

628
00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:48,589
- She's a feminist now.
- Was I a misogynist?

629
00:35:48,990 --> 00:35:51,509
Can you pass me a toothpick?

630
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,910
Menopause will calm your feminism.

631
00:35:53,949 --> 00:35:56,029
What do you know about it?

632
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,469
- I know.
- Have you been through it?

633
00:35:58,509 --> 00:36:00,470
Clearly, his partners are!

634
00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:03,230
- We never see them.
- You a feminist?

635
00:36:03,269 --> 00:36:05,270
I'm with several, not one.

636
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:06,989
We worry about you.

637
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,390
I'm with several.

638
00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:10,590
His mother's the love of his life!

639
00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:14,549
Isn't that right?

640
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,269
That's why he doesn't get married!

641
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,950
You don't feel good?
With money...

642
00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:22,390
No, you just talk about money.

643
00:36:22,909 --> 00:36:24,470
Material things.

644
00:36:24,510 --> 00:36:27,989
With a prosperous economy,
people are happy.

645
00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:29,710
Sorry, it's been refused.

646
00:36:29,749 --> 00:36:32,069
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

647
00:36:33,589 --> 00:36:35,030
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

648
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,950
- Anthony, use your card.
- No, I have mine.

649
00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:40,469
- There's no problem.
- There is.

650
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:43,030
- If you can't...
- I have mine.

651
00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:45,910
- I said there isn't.
- It's on me.

652
00:36:45,949 --> 00:36:48,389
I need to go to the bank and change it.

653
00:36:49,669 --> 00:36:52,389
- Is it demagnetized?
- Yes, maybe.

654
00:36:52,430 --> 00:36:55,070
- You put it with your coins.
- Yeah.

655
00:36:55,109 --> 00:36:57,230
There's no miracle solution.

656
00:36:57,270 --> 00:37:00,509
Maybe not,
but there are other solutions...

657
00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:03,629
I believe you're very sporty.

658
00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:08,510
Yes, I've played quite a lot of sport.
Less so now, of course.

659
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:12,910
But I'm very keen on the values
of sport, especially rugby.

660
00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:14,589
Absolutely.

661
00:37:14,629 --> 00:37:17,229
It has incredible values.

662
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:21,069
Men, a ball, a pitch.

663
00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:25,230
A single project:
put the ball behind the line.

664
00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:27,150
That's what matters to me.

665
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,190
Wonderful!

666
00:37:30,109 --> 00:37:31,189
We'll talk

667
00:37:31,229 --> 00:37:34,109
about someone
who's very important to you.

668
00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:37,509
She is, of course, your prop.

669
00:37:38,310 --> 00:37:40,829
I'm thinking of your wife, Mathilde.

670
00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:44,389
Can you tell us how you two met?

671
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,070
I'm very curious!

672
00:37:48,069 --> 00:37:50,790
It's the best encounter
in my life as a man.

673
00:37:53,149 --> 00:37:54,350
It happened...

674
00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:55,630
through dance.

675
00:37:56,029 --> 00:37:58,270
Dance? Do you dance?

676
00:37:58,670 --> 00:38:01,150
- Argentine tango.
- Very sensual.

677
00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:03,510
And we danced

678
00:38:03,829 --> 00:38:05,550
for 1 night, 2 nights...

679
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:09,270
And I continue to invite Mathilde
every day

680
00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:11,190
as life is a dance for me.

681
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:13,110
You're a dancer and a poet.

682
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,270
I try...

683
00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:17,869
to enjoy life.

684
00:38:18,269 --> 00:38:19,870
I believe you do!

685
00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:24,029
Mr. Secretary,
what is your biggest fault?

686
00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:27,270
Telling the truth.

687
00:38:30,069 --> 00:38:32,269
It's something I insist on.

688
00:38:32,870 --> 00:38:35,109
I apply it to myself.

689
00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:38,390
But I ask it of others, too.

690
00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:40,830
It's not easy.

691
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,430
It is not.

692
00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:46,109
I'd like to ask you, Stéphane...

693
00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:47,749
if I may call you that.

694
00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:49,549
Please do.

695
00:38:52,549 --> 00:38:55,029
When did you cry for the last time?

696
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,789
When seeing pictures...

697
00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:01,989
that everyone sees...

698
00:39:03,389 --> 00:39:04,670
a bit too often.

699
00:39:06,949 --> 00:39:08,309
Pictures of war.

700
00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,990
Man's hatred...

701
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:15,029
weighs heavily on me.

702
00:39:20,030 --> 00:39:21,349
You're moved?

703
00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:23,630
Some subjects are tricky,

704
00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:25,589
sensitive...

705
00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:30,549
Oh, you've moved me, too!

706
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,189
That's alright.

707
00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:36,350
The light's good. Split the log.

708
00:39:36,670 --> 00:39:38,870
- Split the log?
- Yes, then...

709
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,509
Look. No...

710
00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:42,990
Just pretend.

711
00:39:43,269 --> 00:39:45,749
- Squash or sweet potato?
- Show me.

712
00:39:45,789 --> 00:39:47,310
Yes, that's good.

713
00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:50,149
- Which one?
- You know the producer.

714
00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:51,750
Look at the ax.

715
00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,190
Yes, that's good.

716
00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:55,870
Look at the log.

717
00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:58,509
That's superb.
Look at me.

718
00:39:58,550 --> 00:39:59,710
Oh, yes.

719
00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:01,750
Break down the movement.

720
00:40:02,349 --> 00:40:05,270
3 looks: the ax, the log, and me.

721
00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:06,950
Yes. That's good.

722
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,669
Now look at me.

723
00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:11,389
Yes, that's good.
We can see you.

724
00:40:11,429 --> 00:40:12,949
Mathilde, you could be

725
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:14,510
even closer

726
00:40:14,549 --> 00:40:15,990
to your husband.

727
00:40:16,229 --> 00:40:18,310
Your hand on his knee, go ahead.

728
00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:20,270
I'll tell you if it's too much.

729
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:24,350
The little laugh is good.
Let's keep going.

730
00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:26,509
Good. Less teeth...

731
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,790
Yes, good. That's it.

732
00:40:29,509 --> 00:40:32,910
Let's imagine
it's a bit later at night.

733
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,070
Your hair messed up.

734
00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:39,269
Great. A new side to you.

735
00:40:39,669 --> 00:40:41,230
The presidential look.

736
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,069
Look at me.

737
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:45,910
I see Mitterrand.

738
00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,990
A modern Mitterrand.

739
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,430
Less the "I was in the wars" look.

740
00:40:50,870 --> 00:40:52,829
Mathilde, we'll do it

741
00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,909
in several stages:
He's asleep.

742
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:58,790
His work tires him out.
He needs something. Maybe he's cold.

743
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:02,670
And he wakes up.
You look at each other. Let's go.

744
00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:06,070
Go on.
Empty your mind. That's it.

745
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,869
I see he's asleep.

746
00:41:09,309 --> 00:41:11,110
You don't have to talk,

747
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:12,950
but there's no sound.

748
00:41:12,989 --> 00:41:17,070
- Sorry.
- It's OK if you express yourself.

749
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:21,389
Yes. And Mathilde, look at him,
then turn back to me.

750
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,109
Yes. Look at me.

751
00:41:25,189 --> 00:41:27,829
That surprised look is good.

752
00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:30,750
"Who is this man? I know him well,

753
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,630
but I rediscover him every day."
Again?

754
00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:35,430
Yes, and look at me.

755
00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:39,150
Yes, superb. I love that.

756
00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:41,190
Let's do what I said.

757
00:41:41,229 --> 00:41:44,709
We'll see if it works or not,
but we'll have tried.

758
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,830
Wiggle your hips like that.

759
00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:49,469
Go on. Like that.

760
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:51,790
- Can you do it?
- Yes.

761
00:41:51,829 --> 00:41:54,870
- Let me see.
- No, come off it.

762
00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,950
You're being an octopus!

763
00:41:58,190 --> 00:42:00,270
- You're an octopus.
- Stop it.

764
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,109
You're being a silly cow.

765
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,070
No, I'm not.

766
00:42:04,390 --> 00:42:06,430
I'm making a suggestion.

767
00:42:06,469 --> 00:42:08,030
Let's be serious.

768
00:42:09,590 --> 00:42:11,230
I'll restart it.

769
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,070
- Go on.
- What?

770
00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:20,229
No, no, no...

771
00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:25,630
That's it. Enough.

772
00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,430
Make a pause.

773
00:42:27,469 --> 00:42:28,829
Count the beats.

774
00:42:33,109 --> 00:42:35,390
A second... I'm feeling dizzy.

775
00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:39,709
- Jeez. Why don't you...
- No...

776
00:42:40,270 --> 00:42:45,270
Look at your thumbs like that
very fast and turn around.

777
00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:48,270
Like that...

778
00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:50,350
It'll help you...

779
00:42:50,389 --> 00:42:52,670
Go on, don't argue.

780
00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:54,389
- No...
- Go on.

781
00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,830
I feel sick.

782
00:42:55,869 --> 00:42:57,750
- Good.
- It's lousy.

783
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,630
It's the other way around.

784
00:43:01,590 --> 00:43:04,349
We face the jury.
I'm just saying.

785
00:43:04,389 --> 00:43:07,150
- The jury's there.
- Next...

786
00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:09,350
I'm just saying.

787
00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:13,630
You're the one who guides.

788
00:43:17,710 --> 00:43:18,789
Stop it.

789
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,189
Hey, I'm not an animal!

790
00:43:22,229 --> 00:43:23,550
Yes, you are!

791
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:25,830
Honestly!

792
00:43:27,310 --> 00:43:29,110
Never again, OK?

793
00:43:29,749 --> 00:43:31,310
Never again.

794
00:43:31,990 --> 00:43:34,070
You realize what you made me do?

795
00:43:34,709 --> 00:43:35,909
It's huge.

796
00:43:37,709 --> 00:43:41,470
We took a huge risk.
Luckily, it's...

797
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:44,549
We stuck our hands in the shit.

798
00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:47,270
We went all the way to the bottom

799
00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:50,469
of the guts.
And we eliminated it.

800
00:43:50,869 --> 00:43:53,830
There won't be an article.
The journalist...

801
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:57,110
It can't come back?

802
00:43:57,150 --> 00:43:59,990
Not in 3 months, 6 months,
2 years, 10 years.

803
00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:02,630
OK?

804
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:04,990
What?

805
00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:06,950
He wants to kiss me?

806
00:44:09,389 --> 00:44:11,429
- Well now!
- Thank you, Thierry.

807
00:44:11,869 --> 00:44:13,310
He's really happy.

808
00:44:14,430 --> 00:44:16,549
He's happy.
Look at a happy man.

809
00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,349
Can you feel every fiber...

810
00:44:20,389 --> 00:44:21,790
Oh, yes.

811
00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:23,509
You'll sleep well tonight.

812
00:44:26,949 --> 00:44:27,949
Idiot!

813
00:44:39,709 --> 00:44:40,710
- OK?
- Me?

814
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:41,790
Yes.

815
00:44:41,830 --> 00:44:44,349
I thought you were talking...

816
00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:46,670
Yes, but you're here.

817
00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:48,150
- I'm hot.
- You're hot?

818
00:44:48,189 --> 00:44:50,910
- Yes, very.
- Me too. I've had enough.

819
00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:57,070
I hope he's a real guy
who know what he's doing.

820
00:44:57,109 --> 00:44:58,749
He mustn't do it

821
00:44:58,789 --> 00:45:00,510
too fast!

822
00:45:00,549 --> 00:45:02,869
He must break the rhythm!

823
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:07,149
It matters.
When a guy takes it nice n' slow,

824
00:45:07,190 --> 00:45:09,910
then he goes at it like a rabbit...

825
00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:13,790
Then, he's good, you'll see.

826
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:17,630
- It'll be OK.
- There's the embarrassing stuff.

827
00:45:18,109 --> 00:45:20,670
You can do a queef.

828
00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:25,470
It's an air bubble.
Because it goes in and out...

829
00:45:26,589 --> 00:45:27,989
What a gesture!

830
00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:31,230
An air bubble can go...

831
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:36,310
- And you do a vaginal fart.
- What happens?

832
00:45:36,670 --> 00:45:39,430
- Nothing. It doesn't smell.
- Don't stop.

833
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,750
He won't even notice
with his balls on your butt.

834
00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:44,589
Oh, Jeez!

835
00:45:46,109 --> 00:45:48,829
When guys come, they go...

836
00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:56,830
Girls are more demonstrative.
They go...

837
00:45:57,510 --> 00:45:58,869
Guys go...

838
00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,390
They sound like they're shitting!

839
00:46:01,429 --> 00:46:02,829
For real!

840
00:46:03,909 --> 00:46:07,790
Who's the DJ tonight?
I wanna dance.

841
00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:10,710
- You're gonna dance?
- Yeah, a real dance.

842
00:46:10,950 --> 00:46:14,390
I've been doing squats for a month.

843
00:46:16,549 --> 00:46:19,590
- Sexy dancing?
- No, I ain't got time. Hold that.

844
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:21,950
More like this...

845
00:46:23,549 --> 00:46:25,390
Wait a minute.

846
00:46:30,910 --> 00:46:33,709
- Wait...
- Can you do that?

847
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,270
Can you do that?

848
00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:37,070
- I'll try.
- Really?

849
00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:40,549
- You wanna take me on?
- Watch out!

850
00:46:41,150 --> 00:46:42,790
Watch out!

851
00:46:44,150 --> 00:46:45,469
She can gyrate!

852
00:46:54,910 --> 00:46:58,949
<i>"The old world is dying,
the new world struggles to be born.</i>

853
00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,989
<i>Now is the time of monsters."</i>

854
00:47:18,350 --> 00:47:22,030
<i>So, to consume,
budgetary choices must be made.</i>

855
00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:24,910
<i>- We'll make sacrifices.
- Where?</i>

856
00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:28,389
<i>Vacations, restaurants...</i>

857
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,950
<i>I worked for 38 years.</i>

858
00:47:43,190 --> 00:47:46,229
Yes, I had to leave.
A family meeting.

859
00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:50,069
Yes, I let the driver go.

860
00:47:50,349 --> 00:47:52,870
Sure. We'll speak tomorrow, Vincent.

861
00:47:56,310 --> 00:47:57,550
Phone Marco.

862
00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:02,149
Marco, it's me.

863
00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:04,990
Yeah!

864
00:48:05,429 --> 00:48:06,630
How many girls?

865
00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:10,030
How old are they?

866
00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:14,629
What nationality?

867
00:48:17,949 --> 00:48:20,509
I'm not far.
I'll be there in 30 minutes.

868
00:48:24,789 --> 00:48:25,909
Phone home.

869
00:48:27,229 --> 00:48:30,750
Yes, darling, I'll be back
around 1 AM. I'm sorry.

870
00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:33,510
We'll celebrate
Jules's birthday tomorrow.

871
00:48:34,590 --> 00:48:37,109
I love you, too. Love you, darling.

872
00:49:10,029 --> 00:49:11,269
Oh, fuck!

873
00:49:41,029 --> 00:49:42,549
Fucking hell!

874
00:50:05,910 --> 00:50:07,109
Oh...

875
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,350
Home, Roosevelt.

876
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,390
Anyone home?

877
00:50:34,109 --> 00:50:35,590
'Evening, sir.

878
00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:40,070
Sorry to disturb you at this hour.
I broke down in the bend.

879
00:50:40,110 --> 00:50:43,230
I need a sledgehammer to fix it.

880
00:50:48,990 --> 00:50:50,189
'Evening, sir.

881
00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:54,269
I got a flat in the bend over there.

882
00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:56,189
A flat? Are you alone?

883
00:50:56,229 --> 00:50:58,630
- Yes, have no fear.
- Well, come in.

884
00:50:58,669 --> 00:51:00,749
- Do come in.
- Thank you.

885
00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:02,310
Come in quick because...

886
00:51:03,189 --> 00:51:05,910
- It's cold.
- Sorry to disturb you so late.

887
00:51:07,349 --> 00:51:10,749
- What a charming place.
- Well, go on in.

888
00:51:10,790 --> 00:51:12,870
Make yourself at home.

889
00:51:12,910 --> 00:51:14,230
I mean...

890
00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:16,949
Not exactly at home.
It's not your home.

891
00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:19,350
But make yourself comfortable.

892
00:51:19,389 --> 00:51:21,469
You're very kind.

893
00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:22,910
So, a mallet?

894
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,829
Yes, a mallet.

895
00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:28,670
Your face looks familiar.

896
00:51:28,910 --> 00:51:31,550
We don't normally get
visitors this late.

897
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,989
It's the same for me.

898
00:51:33,269 --> 00:51:35,630
And I must say,
you're very elegant.

899
00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:38,830
You must have a very good job.

900
00:51:38,869 --> 00:51:42,390
It's just a suit.
Many people wear suits nowadays.

901
00:51:42,429 --> 00:51:44,909
One shouldn't judge by appearances.

902
00:51:46,230 --> 00:51:49,549
But still, there's something,

903
00:51:49,589 --> 00:51:52,070
despite your look,

904
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:54,389
something about your face...

905
00:51:54,990 --> 00:51:57,750
I can't shake it off,
it won't go away.

906
00:51:57,789 --> 00:51:59,830
I'm sure I know you.

907
00:52:00,109 --> 00:52:02,430
Is that possible?

908
00:52:02,469 --> 00:52:04,630
It is possible.

909
00:52:04,669 --> 00:52:08,270
- You would tell me...?
- I have nothing to hide.

910
00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,070
I'm Stéphane Lemarchand,
Finance Secretary.

911
00:52:11,710 --> 00:52:13,270
Oh, that's it.

912
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:15,109
- Excuse me.
- You see?

913
00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:17,389
- Forgive me.
- Coincidences...

914
00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:20,910
Sir, may I...?
Sorry, take a seat.

915
00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:24,109
No, please... Let's keep it...

916
00:52:24,470 --> 00:52:27,870
- Let's keep it simple.
- Right.

917
00:52:27,910 --> 00:52:30,029
In terms of simplicity...

918
00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,990
We're both citizens.

919
00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:35,789
- So, let's keep it simple.
- We're shitty-zens!

920
00:52:35,830 --> 00:52:38,590
- Exactly.
- Take a seat.

921
00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:40,510
I'll get the...

922
00:52:40,550 --> 00:52:45,750
I'll hurry because I know
it's not the kind of job

923
00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:49,710
where you can waste time.
It's very...

924
00:52:50,309 --> 00:52:52,829
- No?
- Yes, it's very dynamic.

925
00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:56,590
Oh, I'm... I'm completely...

926
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:58,429
I'll be right back.

927
00:53:06,310 --> 00:53:08,869
- There!
- It's exactly what I wanted.

928
00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:10,670
What a fine job you do.

929
00:53:12,070 --> 00:53:13,629
Please take a seat.

930
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,910
It's not every day...

931
00:53:17,590 --> 00:53:19,990
Well, you know, I should...

932
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,670
I admire you.

933
00:53:21,710 --> 00:53:23,870
You're Secretary of...?

934
00:53:24,509 --> 00:53:26,949
- Of...?
- Finance.

935
00:53:27,310 --> 00:53:28,589
Right.

936
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:31,550
When you arrived,
what alerted me was...

937
00:53:31,590 --> 00:53:34,509
I could see that you have

938
00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,989
a physical relationship with money.

939
00:53:37,030 --> 00:53:39,630
As if you liked to...

940
00:53:39,670 --> 00:53:41,710
put some to one side...

941
00:53:41,749 --> 00:53:43,549
sort it...

942
00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:46,309
collect it, distribute it,

943
00:53:46,350 --> 00:53:47,910
recover it...

944
00:53:48,229 --> 00:53:49,550
put it away...

945
00:53:49,950 --> 00:53:51,190
hide it...

946
00:53:51,430 --> 00:53:52,830
and redistribute it.

947
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:55,509
Always give it back, of course.

948
00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:59,270
But you're right.
Take, hide, give back...

949
00:53:59,309 --> 00:54:02,310
- Manage...
- To achieve balance, of course.

950
00:54:02,590 --> 00:54:06,989
OK, I really don't want to bother you...
I'm expected.

951
00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:11,269
So, if I could borrow
the sledgehammer...

952
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:15,270
- I'll return it in a few minutes...
- It's mine.

953
00:54:15,310 --> 00:54:17,790
- Of course it is.
- It's mine.

954
00:54:17,829 --> 00:54:21,590
I won't let you get your hands dirty.

955
00:54:21,630 --> 00:54:24,190
- Oh, I do that regularly.
- I just...

956
00:54:25,389 --> 00:54:28,510
You make me laugh! Excuse me...

957
00:54:30,589 --> 00:54:34,230
You... I think you have...

958
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:36,430
a deadpan sense of humor!

959
00:54:36,749 --> 00:54:40,670
It's necessary in this job
to be able to laugh

960
00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,069
at the unhappy accidents of life.

961
00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:46,950
I'm pleased to meet
an optimist like you.

962
00:54:46,990 --> 00:54:50,629
I can see you like to laugh.

963
00:54:50,909 --> 00:54:54,069
I like that
because in my line of work...

964
00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:57,030
people don't laugh much.

965
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:03,590
- May I borrow it now?
- Oh, yes.

966
00:55:03,629 --> 00:55:07,469
I'd just like you to taste
a local specialty.

967
00:55:07,509 --> 00:55:12,470
I'm sure you'll like it.
You won't find it anywhere else.

968
00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:14,509
It won't take long.

969
00:55:14,909 --> 00:55:17,710
It's a real treat.
It's a local specialty.

970
00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:21,430
- You like local produce?
- Of course.

971
00:55:21,469 --> 00:55:24,229
Well, I know you'll like it.

972
00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:28,150
- No, I...
- I hope you'll like it.

973
00:55:28,189 --> 00:55:30,829
You could even debate about it...

974
00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:34,550
Debate about it in parliament!

975
00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:39,309
- No, but...
- If you like it, I'll give you a bottle.

976
00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:43,070
I'll let you taste it.
Tell me what's in it.

977
00:55:45,950 --> 00:55:48,349
I hope you'll enjoy it because it's...

978
00:55:52,110 --> 00:55:53,869
It's because I like you.

979
00:55:56,349 --> 00:55:57,549
Cheers.

980
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:00,390
It's...

981
00:56:00,429 --> 00:56:03,350
It's strong,
but you don't have to drink it all.

982
00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:08,549
Good, huh?

983
00:56:10,350 --> 00:56:12,750
It's very moreish.

984
00:56:22,669 --> 00:56:23,869
Good, huh?

985
00:56:29,870 --> 00:56:31,149
Need a hand?

986
00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:44,230
It's OK, it's OK...

987
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,109
It's OK, stay down...

988
00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:50,950
Accept it.

989
00:56:51,510 --> 00:56:53,150
It's fentanyl.

990
00:56:53,470 --> 00:56:56,829
It's an anesthetic
for elephants and rhinos.

991
00:57:03,389 --> 00:57:05,670
Here I am...

992
00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:08,230
to France's rescue.

993
00:57:09,670 --> 00:57:10,949
In your mouth...

994
00:57:12,910 --> 00:57:14,190
There.

995
00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:33,029
The Republic is in front of me!

996
00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:36,709
The Republic is here.
It came all this way.

997
00:57:42,749 --> 00:57:44,470
Anyone there?

998
00:57:47,350 --> 00:57:48,549
And a 1...

999
00:57:52,789 --> 00:57:53,910
And a 2...

1000
00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:58,470
And a 3...

1001
00:57:59,789 --> 00:58:01,910
We may find uranium!

1002
00:59:01,469 --> 00:59:03,389
Decree no. 1...

1003
00:59:03,429 --> 00:59:04,629
Decree no. 2...

1004
00:59:05,270 --> 00:59:06,750
Decree no. 3...

1005
00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:09,950
Force 'em through... Force 'em through!

1006
00:59:10,269 --> 00:59:11,590
Taxation!

1007
01:00:28,309 --> 01:00:29,590
It's a strike!

1008
01:00:39,110 --> 01:00:40,830
Do you like silence?

1009
01:00:45,110 --> 01:00:47,710
Sometimes when I'm alone in my bed

1010
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:49,989
and I'm lying down,

1011
01:00:50,030 --> 01:00:52,309
with my legs on the mattress,

1012
01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:57,310
I forget my body
and enter an infernal psychosis.

1013
01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:59,950
My brain starts spinning.

1014
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:03,989
But outside, it's silent,
so there's a gap between the silence

1015
01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:06,309
and the inside of me.

1016
01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:09,550
It goes very fast.
I feel like a pot, see?

1017
01:01:09,589 --> 01:01:11,269
It's boiling.

1018
01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:15,430
And silence isn't as silent
as you think, like now.

1019
01:01:15,830 --> 01:01:20,390
We're not saying much,
but my brain's spinning.

1020
01:01:21,109 --> 01:01:23,390
That's why I'm kinda stressed out.

1021
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:36,509
It's not young against old.

1022
01:01:36,550 --> 01:01:39,150
- Seniors.
- Sorry, seniors.

1023
01:01:39,190 --> 01:01:44,790
They're just 2 charming couples
we chose right at the end.

1024
01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:47,950
They're great, period.

1025
01:01:47,989 --> 01:01:51,309
They're not young and seniors.
Just 2 great couples.

1026
01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:53,749
They're technically great.

1027
01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:56,629
They're like modern society.

1028
01:01:56,669 --> 01:02:00,629
- That's good.
- We pick people who are handsome.

1029
01:02:00,670 --> 01:02:04,510
That's how it works
on TV and the movies.

1030
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:06,870
We're smoothing out mankind

1031
01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:09,949
and we end up
with authoritarian governments

1032
01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:13,109
where everything looks good.

1033
01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:16,230
You're playing into the hands
of the National Front!

1034
01:02:16,789 --> 01:02:18,469
Oh, no!

1035
01:02:18,709 --> 01:02:21,629
- Save your political digressions.
- It's not.

1036
01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:26,549
As for originality and variety,
our criteria...

1037
01:02:26,590 --> 01:02:28,670
As for originality and variety,

1038
01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:33,990
Marion and Léo revisited
several eras and styles.

1039
01:02:34,030 --> 01:02:37,669
They freely freed themselves
from classicism.

1040
01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:41,109
When you mix up every color,
you get brown.

1041
01:02:41,950 --> 01:02:43,190
Sorry, you do.

1042
01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:47,829
No-one does that. Laurence and Olivier
were sepia, it's old-fashioned.

1043
01:02:47,870 --> 01:02:50,029
It's dusty, it smells of mothballs.

1044
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:51,909
And the musicality?

1045
01:02:51,949 --> 01:02:54,269
What's the first prize?

1046
01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:56,029
It's a car? A 4X4?

1047
01:02:56,069 --> 01:02:59,309
A modern 4X4. It's not second-hand.

1048
01:02:59,349 --> 01:03:01,310
It's full of electronics.

1049
01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:05,349
If we give it to the seniors,
they won't be able to use it.

1050
01:03:05,389 --> 01:03:07,709
They'll only use half its potential.

1051
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:11,949
We're giving a first prize
which is only 50%...

1052
01:03:11,990 --> 01:03:14,829
- No, you're...
- That's not an argument.

1053
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:18,510
- It's Bluetooth!
- I don't know how to use it, either.

1054
01:03:19,109 --> 01:03:20,830
And I'm not 79.

1055
01:03:20,869 --> 01:03:22,949
Well, let's vote.

1056
01:03:22,990 --> 01:03:24,309
Let's vote.

1057
01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,390
Marion and Léo?

1058
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:27,869
Fred...

1059
01:03:27,910 --> 01:03:30,469
- Marion and Léo: 3.
- Olivier and Laurence?

1060
01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:33,629
- 3.
- And Patrice's vote.

1061
01:03:36,109 --> 01:03:37,790
Léo and Marion.

1062
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,950
Well, yes.

1063
01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:43,069
Yes, yes!

1064
01:03:43,389 --> 01:03:45,510
Charlotte, come on.

1065
01:03:45,549 --> 01:03:47,550
It's a pity.

1066
01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:51,150
- We can give the prize...
- Well, thank you.

1067
01:04:04,509 --> 01:04:06,429
Don't blame me, Mr. Secretary.

1068
01:04:07,909 --> 01:04:11,270
I'm a monster, I'll give you that.

1069
01:04:12,709 --> 01:04:14,670
But society made me like that.

1070
01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:18,390
I had a happy childhood. I mean...

1071
01:04:19,110 --> 01:04:21,030
I got off to a good start.

1072
01:04:21,069 --> 01:04:23,190
A modest life,
everything went well.

1073
01:04:24,150 --> 01:04:26,350
My dad worked at the tire factory.

1074
01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:33,429
One day, the shareholders decided
to lay people off to save money.

1075
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:34,990
And then...

1076
01:04:35,469 --> 01:04:37,149
after 35 years in the firm...

1077
01:04:37,990 --> 01:04:42,110
he was told not to come back.
Thank you and goodbye!

1078
01:04:43,029 --> 01:04:45,349
Off you trot, go home!

1079
01:04:47,269 --> 01:04:49,229
He couldn't find another job.

1080
01:04:50,110 --> 01:04:53,589
He became an alkie.
I mean, he started drinking a bit more.

1081
01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:55,470
He had nothing else to do.

1082
01:04:57,549 --> 01:04:59,189
My mother left.

1083
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,910
Great! A cliché, you might say.

1084
01:05:03,110 --> 01:05:05,549
One morning, I get up. OK...

1085
01:05:05,830 --> 01:05:07,790
Dad, I'm awake.

1086
01:05:08,269 --> 01:05:09,870
Where are you, Dad?

1087
01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:12,389
Where are you, my darling Dad?

1088
01:05:13,349 --> 01:05:15,789
I go to the bathroom, open the door...

1089
01:05:18,029 --> 01:05:19,870
Who do I see there?

1090
01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:21,709
My father.

1091
01:05:21,749 --> 01:05:22,870
Hanging!

1092
01:05:31,789 --> 01:05:33,109
Did you believe me?

1093
01:05:33,150 --> 01:05:35,350
You believed me, didn't you?

1094
01:05:35,589 --> 01:05:37,149
Damn, I'm good!

1095
01:05:37,188 --> 01:05:39,910
I should've gone into politics,
like you!

1096
01:05:39,949 --> 01:05:41,469
I'm an orator!

1097
01:05:43,269 --> 01:05:45,630
I've suffered so much! Yeah!

1098
01:05:45,669 --> 01:05:47,669
We'll change everything! Yeah!

1099
01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:50,150
But nothing will change! Yeah!

1100
01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:54,870
OK, I'll take you back
to the parliament.

1101
01:05:57,629 --> 01:05:58,989
I'm a virgin.

1102
01:06:04,229 --> 01:06:06,390
I was a virgin too the first time.

1103
01:06:11,069 --> 01:06:12,188
Let's do this.

1104
01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:16,868
I'll put this on.

1105
01:06:24,509 --> 01:06:26,630
There, comfy n' warm.

1106
01:06:27,349 --> 01:06:28,909
Gotta pinch the tip.

1107
01:06:32,149 --> 01:06:33,989
There, that's it.

1108
01:07:02,549 --> 01:07:04,309
Here we are. Wake up.

1109
01:07:17,749 --> 01:07:19,030
Not like that...

1110
01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:23,109
Wait, wait, wait...

1111
01:07:25,149 --> 01:07:26,229
Wait...

1112
01:10:21,990 --> 01:10:25,669
I get the impression that you and me...
I don't know why...

1113
01:10:25,710 --> 01:10:29,310
but I get the feeling
we can't understand one another.

1114
01:10:31,149 --> 01:10:32,269
But...

1115
01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:41,869
Can I just make a few crepes in peace?

1116
01:10:42,829 --> 01:10:44,230
Is that possible?

1117
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:53,430
<i>A little crepe for a little girl</i>

1118
01:10:55,790 --> 01:11:01,670
<i>What does it take
to make a good crepe batter?</i>

1119
01:11:02,949 --> 01:11:06,910
<i>What does it take?
It takes flour</i>

1120
01:11:06,949 --> 01:11:09,790
<i>But watch out...</i>

1121
01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:13,789
<i>Watch out for the gluten</i>

1122
01:11:14,830 --> 01:11:18,030
<i>Gluten means lumps</i>

1123
01:11:23,109 --> 01:11:24,509
Let's start again.

1124
01:11:27,669 --> 01:11:28,950
Little doe!

1125
01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:33,829
Little darling!

1126
01:11:34,150 --> 01:11:38,990
You're a little doe-eyed doe!

1127
01:11:39,989 --> 01:11:42,670
And I'm the wolf!

1128
01:11:46,309 --> 01:11:50,350
<i>I'm the wolf
and I'm going to eat you up!</i>

1129
01:11:53,189 --> 01:11:56,069
Just go with it, dammit. Go on.

1130
01:17:03,149 --> 01:17:04,630
Wakey-wakey!

1131
01:17:05,229 --> 01:17:07,790
You were very naughty today.

1132
01:17:08,109 --> 01:17:10,230
Very, very naughty.

1133
01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:12,189
Bad boy.

1134
01:17:12,710 --> 01:17:14,669
Naughty... Naughty...

1135
01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:16,349
Naughty.

1136
01:17:17,350 --> 01:17:19,030
Now eat your balls.

1137
01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,510
Look... Look!

1138
01:17:21,789 --> 01:17:26,270
Come on, eat your balls.
Yes, you will. Open your mouth.

1139
01:17:26,310 --> 01:17:29,870
Open wide.
That's it. Good. Nice little boy.

1140
01:17:29,909 --> 01:17:35,109
No, no! Don't spit out your food.
Come on.

1141
01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,670
Some sauce on it?

1142
01:17:39,590 --> 01:17:40,910
It may help.

1143
01:17:41,670 --> 01:17:42,949
What did I say?

1144
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,349
Now swallow it!

1145
01:17:46,909 --> 01:17:48,029
Go on!

1146
01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:49,789
Asshole.

1147
01:17:51,869 --> 01:17:53,069
The second?

1148
01:17:53,909 --> 01:17:55,790
Oh, yes. Come on.

1149
01:17:58,950 --> 01:18:00,229
It'll be OK.

1150
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:15,149
It's disgusting.

1151
01:18:19,149 --> 01:18:22,230
- We could've had whiskey.
- It'd have been better.

1152
01:18:22,270 --> 01:18:23,990
- Why water?
- Dunno.

1153
01:18:24,030 --> 01:18:26,910
- You could've used wine...
- Stop whining.

1154
01:18:26,949 --> 01:18:29,190
- Some Gigondas...
- You're a pain.

1155
01:18:29,470 --> 01:18:32,350
- A nice red...
- Drink and be quiet.

1156
01:18:38,790 --> 01:18:40,590
Will Françoise come?

1157
01:18:41,389 --> 01:18:43,070
I'm sure she will.

1158
01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:45,670
She's so cheap,
she won't even buy flowers.

1159
01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:49,670
- That's for sure.
- I regret I won't be able to...

1160
01:18:49,709 --> 01:18:51,150
Wait for me.

1161
01:18:51,190 --> 01:18:52,909
Each in our own time.

1162
01:18:56,550 --> 01:18:58,389
Make sure you swallow them.

1163
01:18:58,430 --> 01:19:01,229
- I won't spit 'em out.
- I know you!

1164
01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:03,230
You might.

1165
01:19:03,950 --> 01:19:06,029
Imagine if one of us was left...

1166
01:19:06,270 --> 01:19:07,870
Anything but that.

1167
01:19:13,150 --> 01:19:16,590
- Down the hatch.
- I won't hear the neighbor's dog.

1168
01:19:17,270 --> 01:19:19,789
- Pain in the ass!
- There is an upside.

1169
01:19:19,830 --> 01:19:21,190
True.

1170
01:19:21,230 --> 01:19:24,630
- And the banker can go fuck himself.
- Too right.

1171
01:19:24,670 --> 01:19:26,069
He can go...

1172
01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:28,269
get butt fucked good n' hard.

1173
01:19:33,030 --> 01:19:34,630
I've got indigestion now.

1174
01:19:44,390 --> 01:19:46,030
All's well that ends well.

1175
01:19:48,670 --> 01:19:49,710
What?

1176
01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:52,590
OK...

1177
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:55,429
Farewell.

1178
01:19:55,989 --> 01:19:57,110
No doubt.

1179
01:19:57,909 --> 01:19:59,030
I hope so.

1180
01:19:59,709 --> 01:20:01,830
I may be in hell, you in heaven.

1181
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:04,189
No, you in heaven, me in hell.

1182
01:20:04,670 --> 01:20:05,709
No.

1183
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:20,509
Here we go.

1184
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:22,790
Let's do this.

1185
01:20:24,629 --> 01:20:26,589
All done and dusted...

1186
01:20:46,390 --> 01:20:47,669
It's like a condom.

1187
01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:49,189
I can't hear you.

1188
01:20:49,430 --> 01:20:50,390
Can't hear you.

1189
01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,550
- It's like a condom.
- What?

1190
01:20:57,549 --> 01:20:59,189
- Oh, shit!
- What's that?

1191
01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:00,749
It's the lamp.

1192
01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:03,589
- What was it?
- The lamp.

1193
01:21:03,629 --> 01:21:07,110
Oh, you'll be a pain in the ass
till the bitter end!

1194
01:21:41,589 --> 01:21:44,310
I AM A COCKSUCKER

1195
01:21:51,790 --> 01:21:52,869
Yes, David.

1196
01:21:53,389 --> 01:21:55,910
No, I'm working on something.

1197
01:21:56,470 --> 01:21:57,590
Yes.

1198
01:21:58,950 --> 01:22:00,070
What?

1199
01:22:02,469 --> 01:22:03,669
No shit?

1200
01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:09,309
Tied to the gates of parliament?!

1201
01:22:09,350 --> 01:22:11,190
What the hell...?

1202
01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:15,830
I have another call.
It could be them.

1203
01:22:18,950 --> 01:22:20,269
Yes, Maurice.

1204
01:22:22,909 --> 01:22:24,070
What?

1205
01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:29,589
You were meeting Dad
this morning. So?

1206
01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:34,190
Maybe he's late, I don't know...

1207
01:22:36,469 --> 01:22:38,389
Did you phone him?

1208
01:22:38,909 --> 01:22:40,390
Did you phone?

1209
01:22:40,950 --> 01:22:42,109
Dad!

1210
01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:45,150
Did you go see?

1211
01:23:21,589 --> 01:23:22,669
Dad?

1212
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:25,989
Mom?

1213
01:23:34,189 --> 01:23:35,589
Anyone home?

1214
01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:38,390
Dad?

1215
01:24:38,030 --> 01:24:39,870
<i>- Hello.
- Alex?</i>

1216
01:24:39,909 --> 01:24:41,790
<i>- I can hear you.
- It's me.</i>

1217
01:24:42,190 --> 01:24:46,069
<i>Did you know that Mom and Dad
had big money problems?</i>

1218
01:24:46,590 --> 01:24:47,830
<i>What?</i>

1219
01:24:48,549 --> 01:24:50,189
<i>They were in debt.</i>

1220
01:24:50,230 --> 01:24:53,550
<i>I spoke to the bank this morning.
They called me.</i>

1221
01:24:53,590 --> 01:24:56,229
<i>- What?
- The house will be repossessed.</i>

1222
01:24:56,270 --> 01:25:00,710
<i>They owed something like
78,000 euros, they said.</i>

1223
01:25:00,749 --> 01:25:04,069
<i>- What is all this?
- They never told me a thing.</i>

1224
01:25:04,630 --> 01:25:05,910
Asshole!

1225
01:25:06,909 --> 01:25:08,309
So, overtake!

1226
01:25:31,950 --> 01:25:33,310
What's your problem?

1227
01:25:33,350 --> 01:25:35,670
- Outta the way...
- Screw you!

1228
01:25:35,709 --> 01:25:37,470
- Watch out.
- Shithead!

1229
01:25:37,509 --> 01:25:39,950
Don't look at me like that,
sonovabich.

1230
01:25:39,989 --> 01:25:41,509
- I'll get ya.
- Shut up!

1231
01:25:41,550 --> 01:25:44,270
- Shut your hole, you bastard!
- What?

1232
01:25:44,310 --> 01:25:45,790
- Look at you.
- What?

1233
01:25:45,830 --> 01:25:49,110
Your mom must've been a big whore
to end up with you!

1234
01:25:49,589 --> 01:25:50,590
Abortion!

1235
01:25:53,029 --> 01:25:54,590
Get out.

1236
01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,390
Get out, asshole!

1237
01:25:58,629 --> 01:25:59,830
Fuck!

1238
01:26:39,190 --> 01:26:42,350
<i>It's because your shoulder
on my shoulder</i>

1239
01:26:43,030 --> 01:26:47,270
<i>Your mouth on my hair
And your hand on my neck</i>

1240
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:50,909
<i>It is because
when your breath touches my back</i>

1241
01:26:50,950 --> 01:26:52,910
<i>It is because your hands</i>

1242
01:26:53,310 --> 01:26:57,110
<i>It is because cheek to cheek
It is because in the morning</i>

1243
01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:59,149
<i>It is because at night</i>

1244
01:26:59,429 --> 01:27:01,309
<i>When you say 'Come', I come</i>

1245
01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:03,430
<i>You smile, I smile</i>

1246
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,310
<i>It is because here or there</i>

1247
01:27:07,629 --> 01:27:09,630
<i>In another country</i>

1248
01:27:09,669 --> 01:27:11,710
<i>As long as you are there</i>

1249
01:27:11,749 --> 01:27:13,910
<i>It is always my country</i>

1250
01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:19,589
<i>It is because</i>

1251
01:27:20,549 --> 01:27:23,190
<i>I love you</i>

1252
01:27:24,349 --> 01:27:27,509
<i>That I prefer</i>

1253
01:27:27,949 --> 01:27:30,710
<i>to go away</i>

1254
01:27:31,990 --> 01:27:38,150
<i>Because we need to leave each other</i>

1255
01:27:39,390 --> 01:27:45,509
<i>Before the time of love dies</i>

1256
01:27:46,749 --> 01:27:50,029
<i>It's better, much better</i>

1257
01:27:54,510 --> 01:28:02,470
<i>Before the time of love dies...</i>

1258
01:28:08,030 --> 01:28:09,950
- Are you OK?
- Excuse me.

1259
01:28:17,230 --> 01:28:19,830
It's just that I feel a bit dizzy.

1260
01:28:26,150 --> 01:28:27,630
I've got a headache.

1261
01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:31,230
- Did you take an aspirin?
- My head'll explode.

1262
01:28:31,270 --> 01:28:33,550
It's a waste of time.
Aspirin is shit.

1263
01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:37,310
It wrecks your liver.
Might as well drink plenty of water.

1264
01:28:41,029 --> 01:28:43,830
It's like I can hear bells...

1265
01:28:47,870 --> 01:28:50,750
It's a complicated case.
Let me explain why.

1266
01:28:50,789 --> 01:28:54,749
Because it's 2 cases in 1.
We are...

1267
01:28:55,429 --> 01:29:00,949
They'll judge the part
concerning the assault you committed

1268
01:29:00,990 --> 01:29:03,030
on your attacker.

1269
01:29:03,070 --> 01:29:05,469
So, you are accused

1270
01:29:05,510 --> 01:29:07,909
of acts of torture and barbarity...

1271
01:29:08,550 --> 01:29:14,229
with evident cruelty, which is
an aggravating circumstance, so...

1272
01:29:14,270 --> 01:29:18,310
Well, you don't care,
but it's Article 222 of the penal code.

1273
01:29:18,349 --> 01:29:23,190
What we will try to do
is, of course, to prove...

1274
01:29:23,510 --> 01:29:24,870
that you...

1275
01:29:28,950 --> 01:29:31,590
that you acted in self-defense...

1276
01:29:32,189 --> 01:29:35,190
and you weren't aware
of what you were doing.

1277
01:29:35,229 --> 01:29:40,190
See the difference? They'll say
you deliberately intended to cause harm

1278
01:29:40,230 --> 01:29:44,030
and so, you're the attacker.
We'll say you were the victim

1279
01:29:44,070 --> 01:29:47,589
and you were attacked,
which is the truth.

1280
01:29:47,630 --> 01:29:48,830
OK?

1281
01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:51,389
Yes, but I was aware...

1282
01:29:52,150 --> 01:29:54,110
Well, you mustn't say that.

1283
01:29:54,149 --> 01:29:56,670
You were angry, you can say that.

1284
01:29:56,710 --> 01:29:58,990
But don't say you sought revenge.

1285
01:29:59,030 --> 01:30:02,150
- I did seek revenge.
- It's not revenge.

1286
01:30:02,190 --> 01:30:04,029
- What, then?
- Justice.

1287
01:30:04,070 --> 01:30:07,950
You took the law into your own hands.
I'd tell the judge

1288
01:30:07,989 --> 01:30:10,550
I'd cut off his balls a second time.

1289
01:30:11,549 --> 01:30:14,910
- I tell the judge that?
- No, sorry, I was saying it.

1290
01:30:14,950 --> 01:30:18,670
I'm not myself today...
Say nothing. Mum's the word.

1291
01:30:18,709 --> 01:30:20,629
The less you say...

1292
01:30:20,670 --> 01:30:22,590
I answer their questions?

1293
01:30:22,630 --> 01:30:25,429
If you want to win this,
say nothing.

1294
01:30:25,470 --> 01:30:27,189
So, I don't answer?

1295
01:30:27,229 --> 01:30:28,589
- Say nothing.
- Nothing?

1296
01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:30,150
As in love, be mysterious.

1297
01:30:30,590 --> 01:30:32,630
You want me to lie to them?

1298
01:30:33,229 --> 01:30:37,349
It's not about lying or not lying.
It's about survival.

1299
01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:40,190
You're in the woods.
There are hunters.

1300
01:30:40,229 --> 01:30:42,870
They're tracking you.
You have to escape.

1301
01:30:42,910 --> 01:30:46,470
You fell into a trap,
you fell on a stake.

1302
01:30:46,510 --> 01:30:49,190
You were pierced inside,
you were raped.

1303
01:30:49,230 --> 01:30:53,310
That's quite something.
Now I'll get you out of the woods.

1304
01:30:54,470 --> 01:30:56,390
Say nothing. I'll handle it.

1305
01:30:56,429 --> 01:30:58,229
You're not the attacker.

1306
01:30:58,270 --> 01:31:00,310
He is. You're the victim.

1307
01:31:00,350 --> 01:31:03,750
You enter the courtroom
and you're the victim.

1308
01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,430
I agree with you, but...

1309
01:31:05,469 --> 01:31:08,270
- Say nothing. Cry.
- I want to tell the truth.

1310
01:31:08,310 --> 01:31:10,389
- What truth?
- That's the truth!

1311
01:31:10,429 --> 01:31:12,990
- Don't tell the truth.
- Why can't I?

1312
01:31:13,589 --> 01:31:15,110
I won't lie at the trial.

1313
01:31:16,149 --> 01:31:18,830
- I'm not asking you to.
- You are!

1314
01:31:18,870 --> 01:31:23,589
Save yourself or you'll end up in prison
for life. Is that what you want?

1315
01:31:23,630 --> 01:31:26,670
You were raped at 16
and until you're 30,

1316
01:31:26,709 --> 01:31:29,869
you'll live life behind bars.
Enjoy your youth!

1317
01:31:29,909 --> 01:31:31,789
Defend yourself, dammit!

1318
01:31:31,829 --> 01:31:35,030
No-one will save you
if you don't save yourself.

1319
01:31:35,870 --> 01:31:40,350
There's no such thing as justice,
so take justice into your own hands.

1320
01:31:47,550 --> 01:31:49,229
He screwed up your life.

1321
01:31:50,910 --> 01:31:54,029
So, say: "I don't remember a thing,
I wasn't aware"

1322
01:31:54,070 --> 01:31:55,750
of my actions."

1323
01:31:59,030 --> 01:32:00,830
I don't want to lie.

1324
01:32:02,870 --> 01:32:04,150
What, then?

1325
01:32:04,189 --> 01:32:06,030
I want to tell the truth.

1326
01:32:06,590 --> 01:32:09,190
- What truth?
- What I said.

1327
01:32:09,710 --> 01:32:11,309
You can't say that.

1328
01:32:11,350 --> 01:32:15,510
- Why not?
- It's not acceptable in court

1329
01:32:15,549 --> 01:32:18,390
to say, and I quote your own words:

1330
01:32:18,429 --> 01:32:21,309
"I cut off his testicles
to make him eat them,

1331
01:32:21,349 --> 01:32:23,909
using a 900-watt microwave."

1332
01:32:23,949 --> 01:32:26,190
Impossible.
They won't understand.

1333
01:32:26,230 --> 01:32:28,869
Don't laugh. It's not funny.

1334
01:32:28,910 --> 01:32:30,389
They won't laugh.

1335
01:32:32,230 --> 01:32:34,469
They won't laugh, it's not funny.

1336
01:32:34,950 --> 01:32:36,470
I'm not here to joke around.

1337
01:32:38,069 --> 01:32:40,030
Now I may look...

1338
01:32:47,509 --> 01:32:48,710
I'm sorry.

1339
01:32:49,989 --> 01:32:52,230
- Want some water?
- Yes, please.

1340
01:32:53,390 --> 01:32:55,550
I don't know, it's been...

1341
01:32:58,590 --> 01:33:00,190
2 or 3 days...

1342
01:33:01,270 --> 01:33:02,830
Personal stuff.

1343
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:08,990
Will you be OK?

1344
01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:10,510
Yes.

1345
01:33:20,309 --> 01:33:21,470
OK...

1346
01:33:23,790 --> 01:33:24,989
What was I saying?

1347
01:33:27,549 --> 01:33:28,789
I don't know.

1348
01:33:29,310 --> 01:33:31,389
I don't know, either.

1349
01:33:34,390 --> 01:33:35,390
You...

1350
01:33:37,390 --> 01:33:39,430
You're going to be able...

1351
01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:44,670
You'll be able to live through this.
I mean...

1352
01:33:45,269 --> 01:33:48,149
You'll... you'll get through this.

1353
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:51,149
We'll get through this...