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<i>I was very low.</i>

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<i>Things went a bit topsy-turvy</i>
<i>in my life, and...</i>

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<i>I put my hand out, I struggled.</i>

4
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<i>But, you know, I thought</i>
<i>to myself, "Come on, Brian.</i>

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<i>Time to give yourself</i>
<i>a kick up the bottom."</i>

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<i>"Get busy."</i>

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<i>I just started making stuff.</i>

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<i>Inventions, I guess.</i>

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<i>Any little idea I had,</i>
<i>I just made.</i>

10
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<i>You know, stuff I build</i>
<i>isn't for everyone,</i>

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<i>but that's all right by me.</i>

12
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<i>Be nice to have an extra pair</i>
<i>of hands around here sometimes</i>

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<i>to help out now and again,</i>
<i>but...</i>

14
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<i>You know, bounce ideas off</i>
<i>and play darts, et cetera.</i>

15
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<i>But you can't have</i>
<i>everything, can you?</i>

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<i>That's just greedy.</i>

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This is my home.

18
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Ploxgreen Cottage.

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The front door.

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The next door.

21
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There we have it.

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A kitchen.

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That's a cabbage bin.

24
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I have a bin
specifically for them,

25
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'cause I eat a lot of cabbages.

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This is my infamous
inventions pantry.

27
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It's actually a cowshed.

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Pine cone bag.

29
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It's basically just a plain bag
with pine cones glued onto it.

30
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Ping-pong, picky-pong,
ping-pong pie.

31
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This is basically
a puzzle I came up with

32
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and tried to sell to Selfridges.

33
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A knife.

34
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Eggs.

35
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Green rope.

36
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It's literally just a belt

37
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that you can put eggs in.

38
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It's an egg belt.

39
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Anyone want any butter?

40
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So, turn it on, and it'll suck
the air out the helmet.

41
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Tea.

42
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Is this interesting?

43
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I sit here most nights
after a busy day

44
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down the village or in the barn,
working in the barn,

45
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and I have my dinner... here.

46
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<i>So, this is my new project.</i>

47
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<i>It's a cuckoo clock.</i>

48
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<i>It's not your traditional idea</i>
<i>of a cuckoo clock.</i>

49
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<i>I thought I'd do something</i>
<i>a bit different.</i>

50
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<i>It's a flying cuckoo clock.</i>

51
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So, whenever anyone in the
village wants to know the time,

52
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they can look up in the air,
and I'll be there...

53
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flying around on it.
What time is it?

54
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<i>"There's Brian. Half 2:00.</i>

55
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There or thereabouts."

56
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<i>Never flown anything before,</i>
<i>so I'm a little bit nervous</i>

57
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about taking this little beauty
up into the blue, blue sky.

58
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You don't try things,
you don't succeed, do you?

59
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You just got to keep trying.

60
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Right, the plan is, I'm gonna
head off down the lane,

61
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and by the time I reach the end,

62
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I should be hitting
90 miles an hour,

63
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and then I take off
into the blue sky

64
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and I head to Dummock's Hill.

65
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<i>I'm gonna have a spot to eat,</i>
<i>come back and have some tea.</i>

66
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<i>6:00 p.m., I should imagine.</i>

67
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<i>Wish me luck.</i>

68
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<i>Come on.</i>

69
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Get back! Get back!

70
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It's on fire!

71
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It's on fire! Get back!

72
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It's on fire!

73
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Get back!

74
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Can you not hear me?

75
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<i>They don't always work,</i>
<i>but I tend to learn</i>

76
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from each thing that I build.

77
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And I've got so much going on
up here-- ideas and whatnot--

78
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that it doesn't actually
bother me.

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On to the next one.

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Lid's off one of these, June.

81
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- Oh, crikey.
- Yeah.

82
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-Do you want to bring it here,
then? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

83
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-Go stale, won't they?
-Yes, they will.

84
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You can have it,
actually, if you like.

85
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-No. No, no, no.
-Yes, definitely.

86
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-All right.
-Go on, have it.

87
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-Thank you.
-If you don't mind.

88
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Well, a pot of Choccy Dunk Dunks

89
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- and a NanaPop.
- Okay.

90
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That'll be one pound exactly,
then, please.

91
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-What, for both of them?
-Yep.

92
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Oh.

93
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Well, I'm not charging you
for this one.

94
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Don't worry if
you haven't got any money.

95
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-You can come anytime.
-I've definitely got...

96
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-I've definitely got money.
-Have you?

97
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-Yeah.
-That's all right.

98
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You don't have to pay me, Brian.

99
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-Come...
-Gotcha.

100
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-Ah. Okay.
-Thanks, June.

101
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-Lovely. Thank you very much.
-Oh.

102
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-I'll put that in my pocket.
-Yeah.

103
00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,791
-Careful it doesn't
all fall out. -Yeah.

104
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See you, June.

105
00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,596
-Brian?
-Yeah?

106
00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,731
You've got something
caught on your feet.

107
00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,667
Oh, no,
they're meant to be there.

108
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- Oh.
- Yeah, I made 'em.

109
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They're trawler nets for shoes.

110
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Oh.

111
00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,874
-Oh.
-Bye.

112
00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,208
-Bye, now.
-Bye-bye.

113
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Bye.

114
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♪ People dancin'... ♪

115
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<i>Fly-tippers.</i>

116
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<i>These things are like</i>
<i>a treasure trove to me.</i>

117
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This is fun. That's not bad.

118
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I could have some fun with that.

119
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I was once looking for metal

120
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in one of these piles,

121
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,883
and, uh, I found
a metal detector.

122
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Hello.

123
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,712
I'm building a robot.

124
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,081
I don't know why
I didn't think of it before.

125
00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:10,684
<i>Be very, very, very handy.</i>

126
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,187
<i>Strong.</i>

127
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,889
<i>Fast.</i>

128
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,057
<i>Agile.</i>

129
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,559
Can help me lift things
around the house.

130
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,064
<i>I just take inspiration</i>
<i>from stuff around me.</i>

131
00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,733
<i>You know, anything,</i>
<i>absolutely anything.</i>

132
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,334
That could be his ankle.

133
00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:29,070
Hand.

134
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,206
<i>I just look around me, and I go,</i>

135
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,974
<i>"What can I use?</i>
<i>What can I use?"</i>

136
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,810
Belly button.

137
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,984
I've always wanted to build one.

138
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,987
It's always been a scratch
I've wanted to itch.

139
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,358
Scratch, scratch, scratch,
like Mr. Williams over there.

140
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,863
I mean, who wouldn't
want to build one, eh?

141
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,798
Who wouldn't want to build one?

142
00:09:57,832 --> 00:09:59,733
Huh? What do they call it?

143
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,702
Artifici... artif... What is it?

144
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,204
Artificial intelligence.

145
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,705
That's it.
Artificial intelligence.

146
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,073
- That's it.
- A.I.

147
00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:07,842
-Huh?
-A.I.

148
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,977
-"Eh-ah"? What?
-A.I.

149
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,979
"Eh-ah"? A.I.!

150
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,115
-Artificial intelligence.
-Yeah.

151
00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:16,784
Yeah, I know.

152
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,787
Doesn't look too bad, does he?

153
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,262
Not quite what I had
in mind, but...

154
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,369
I've learned building a robot
is much like making a cake.

155
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,372
You start off wanting
a Victoria sponge.

156
00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:14,108
It comes out like a blancmange.

157
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,944
That's fine,
'cause I love blancmanges.

158
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:20,281
I wonder what he'll do
when I turn him on.

159
00:11:20,314 --> 00:11:21,815
Huh.

160
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,951
Da-da!

161
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,987
I've never done that before.

162
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,918
Well, his spleen's working.

163
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,863
Come on, then.

164
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,037
Activate.

165
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:29,316
Activate.

166
00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:33,854
Please. Come on.

167
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,024
Please, please, please.

168
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,927
Activate.

169
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,109
<i>Gave it a good go, didn't I?</i>

170
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,144
<i>Unfortunately, didn't work out.</i>

171
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,213
That's life, innit?

172
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,016
Huh? One door closes,
another door opens.

173
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,251
That's what I always say.

174
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:07,087
And then that door closes
and another door opens.

175
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,457
And then that door closes
and another door opens.

176
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,828
And that-that door will
probably close at some point,

177
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:18,299
another one will hopefully open,

178
00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:22,604
and then I imagine,
at some point along the line,

179
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:25,172
then that door will close,

180
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,510
and hopefully,
fingers crossed, another...

181
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:31,211
Basically, what I'm trying
to say is doors open and close,

182
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,214
and there's no getting away
from it.

183
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:38,052
Come on, Brian.
Double 13. Here we go.

184
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,953
Ah, fiddlesticks.

185
00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:02,242
-Hi, Brian.
-Hi, Hazel.

186
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,612
What are you up to?

187
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:06,347
Shopping.

188
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:09,450
I'm just going to the chemist
to get some stuff for my mum.

189
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:11,185
Oh.

190
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,920
Yeah.

191
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,890
And then I'm gonna put
some rubbish on the bonfire.

192
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,560
Oh.

193
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:19,993
Something to do.

194
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,129
Yeah.

195
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,234
Think it's gonna be
a big one this year.

196
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,203
Yeah, it'll be
a big bonfire, yeah.

197
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,772
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

198
00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:36,443
-Okay.
-Okay.

199
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,914
I've got to go
'cause I'm really late.

200
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,617
Oh, okay. Uh, nice to see you.

201
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,118
-Nice to see you, too.
-Bye.

202
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,520
-All the best.
-Bye-bye.

203
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,154
Bye-bye.

204
00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:59,400
-♪ All the time ♪
-♪ Oh, you sexy mama ♪

205
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:02,002
♪ Love you, yes, I do ♪

206
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,439
♪ She's his honey ♪

207
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,176
♪ And his baby ♪

208
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,146
♪ She's his... ♪

209
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,087
Did you see that?

210
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,260
Did you see that?

211
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,368
Hey! Hey!

212
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,114
I am absolutely shaking
like a leaf.

213
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:13,568
Put... the cabbage... down.

214
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,440
I said, "Put...

215
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,277
the cabbage... down."

216
00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:28,550
Whoa, there! Whoa, there!

217
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,585
No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

218
00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:32,554
No. No, no, no.

219
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,622
You're coming into the house.

220
00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,824
Yes.

221
00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,860
Get in.

222
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,427
In you go. In there.

223
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,163
You sit down.
You sit down. You sit down.

224
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,432
There, there.
Don't you move. Don't you move.

225
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,367
Don't you move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

226
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,436
Don't you move. Don't you move.

227
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,305
Stay there. Stay there.
Don't go anywhere.

228
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,708
Don't you move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

229
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,577
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

230
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:58,580
You stay there.
You stay there. You stay there.

231
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:07,454
It's all right. It's all right.

232
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,323
It's all right.

233
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,491
This is incredibly overwhelming.

234
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,643
What?

235
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,276
No.

236
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,324
Good morning.

237
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,561
Good morning.

238
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,401
You all right?

239
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,372
Plant pot.

240
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:33,975
What?

241
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,443
-What?
-Plant pot.

242
00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,580
Plant pot.

243
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,350
Coffee table.

244
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,787
Door. Walls. Ceiling.

245
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,989
Television. Floorboards.

246
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,625
Clock. Cashew nuts. Pen.

247
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:52,827
Not sure. Picture frame.

248
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,263
Carpet. Curtains. Old potato.

249
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:59,499
Plugs. Shoes. Plant pot.

250
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:05,439
How do you know all this stuff?

251
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,679
You've read the dictionary?

252
00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:13,781
Yes, I have.

253
00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,282
When?

254
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,584
When you were snoozing.

255
00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:19,787
You were snoozing,
and I was reading.

256
00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:21,589
Alexandru.

257
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,725
I beg your pardon?

258
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,927
Your name is Alexandru.

259
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,462
No, my name's not Alexandru.

260
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,531
No, no, no, my name's Brian.

261
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,866
Brian.

262
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,467
-Brian.
-Brian, yeah.

263
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,503
-Brian.
-No, no, you're not Brian.

264
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,606
-No, no, no, no. No, I'm Brian.
-Brian.

265
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:41,776
Would you like me
to give you a name?

266
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,746
Huh?

267
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,647
Tony?

268
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,917
Ooh, he didn't like "Tony."

269
00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:52,252
Tony the robot?

270
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,523
No? Clive?

271
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,492
No.

272
00:20:58,526 --> 00:20:59,794
Huh?

273
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,062
Charles?

274
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:03,765
-Charles.
-Charles?

275
00:21:03,798 --> 00:21:06,033
-Charles.
-Charles. Charles.

276
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,502
-Charles.
-Charles.

277
00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:09,704
Charles.
You like "Charles."

278
00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:11,005
Charles Petrescu.

279
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:12,640
You want that name, do you?

280
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,976
Charles Petrescu?
All right, then.

281
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,944
I am Charles Petrescu.

282
00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,846
Hello, Brian.

283
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:26,087
Hello, Charles.

284
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,422
It's... lovely to meet you.

285
00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:34,929
Wow.

286
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,297
I am your friend.

287
00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:43,336
I'm your friend, too.

288
00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,753
My heart's going
like the clappers.

289
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:01,656
I have gray hair
and round spectacles.

290
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,858
There are seven buttons
on my shirt.

291
00:22:03,891 --> 00:22:05,492
I think what happened was

292
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:07,962
there were two wires
in Charles's head

293
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,131
that hadn't connected properly.

294
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:14,769
So, when I flicked the switch,
they hadn't connected properly.

295
00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:17,104
And what I think happened
while I was out--

296
00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:18,973
Mr. Williams, the mouse,
came along,

297
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,641
walked along one of the wires,

298
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:23,443
and the weight of Mr. Williams
seesawed the wire

299
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,378
onto the other wire,
and they connected.

300
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,482
Fired it into life,
like a jump start.

301
00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:34,956
Am I making sense?

302
00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,489
Come on, then, you.

303
00:22:36,524 --> 00:22:37,859
Watch my mother's
Turkish saucer.

304
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:39,760
- Staircase.
- Out we go.

305
00:22:39,794 --> 00:22:41,596
- Bannister.
- Take your time. Don't rush.

306
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:43,030
- Aah!
- Walls.

307
00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:45,032
There's a good boy. That's it.

308
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:47,168
Oh, look at you.

309
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:50,504
-Now, Charles, this room...
-Kitchen.

310
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,608
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

311
00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:56,677
-Basically, this is where...
-Is where you cook.

312
00:22:57,879 --> 00:22:59,881
Yes. Yeah.

313
00:22:59,914 --> 00:23:01,649
Right. Right, what I'll do is

314
00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:03,618
-I'll put the, uh...
-Put the kettle on?

315
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:06,087
He's ahead of the game here,
isn't he?

316
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,823
Huh? This is marvelous.

317
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:11,458
Huh? You're a clever boy.

318
00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:14,494
Look at that. Yeah? Cabbages.

319
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:16,030
You know what they are,
don't you?

320
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,165
A vegetable crop
with dense leaved heads.

321
00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:20,034
Cabbage weights
will generally range

322
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,736
from 500 to 1,000 grams.

323
00:23:21,769 --> 00:23:23,170
The most common are
smooth-leaved,

324
00:23:23,204 --> 00:23:24,672
firm-headed green cabbages,

325
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,641
while smooth-leaved
purple cabbages

326
00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:28,441
and crinkle-leaved
savoy cabbages

327
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,911
are considerably rarer.

328
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:33,514
The heaviest cabbage ever found
was 62.71 kilograms.

329
00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:35,149
Under conditions
of long, sunny days,

330
00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,784
such as those found...

331
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:39,654
I never thought I'd make
anything as amazing as Charles.

332
00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:42,189
Uh, it's absolutely blown
my mind, to be honest with you.

333
00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:44,457
-You built my body.
-I built his body.

334
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,761
I built his body.
It took 72 hours.

335
00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:48,629
And my tummy
is a washing machine.

336
00:23:48,663 --> 00:23:50,231
And his tummy's
a washing machine.

337
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,465
That's it.
Your tummy's a washing machine.

338
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,202
-Took me 72 hours.
-My name is Charles Petrescu.

339
00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:57,905
Charles Petrescu.
That's your name, isn't it?

340
00:23:57,939 --> 00:23:59,173
That's your name.

341
00:23:59,206 --> 00:24:01,008
I thought, 24 hours ago,

342
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:04,612
I was gonna have to
crush you up and scrap you.

343
00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:06,781
Did you know that?

344
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,555
-My name is Charles Petrescu.
-Yeah.

345
00:24:14,588 --> 00:24:15,990
Already said that.

346
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,658
Yeah.

347
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:20,094
-And you built my body.
-And I built your body.

348
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,863
That's it. That's it.

349
00:24:23,998 --> 00:24:25,533
That's it.

350
00:24:25,566 --> 00:24:27,768
Anything else you want to say?

351
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:35,943
No.

352
00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:37,678
-Yes.
-Yes.

353
00:24:38,546 --> 00:24:39,880
Come on, then. Hold my hand.

354
00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:42,650
Hold my hand.
Come on. Through here.

355
00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:44,685
Everything is lovely.

356
00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:46,854
You say that.
It's not all lovely.

357
00:24:46,887 --> 00:24:48,789
It's a dangerous world
sometimes.

358
00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:51,959
Dangerous: able or likely
to cause harm or injury.

359
00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,127
Perilous.

360
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,595
Perilous. That's a good word.

361
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:55,930
Perilous.

362
00:24:55,963 --> 00:24:59,300
-Can we go swimming, Brian?
-No, no, no, no.

363
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,236
One thing at a time.
One thing at a time.

364
00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,005
Okay?

365
00:25:04,038 --> 00:25:06,540
Does it all stop at the tree?

366
00:25:07,308 --> 00:25:09,210
Beg your pardon?

367
00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:11,879
How far does the outside go?

368
00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:14,281
"How far does the outside go?"
What are you on about?

369
00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,951
Does the outside stop
at the tree?

370
00:25:18,786 --> 00:25:21,922
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it goes way beyond the tree.

371
00:25:21,956 --> 00:25:23,157
Way beyond the tree.

372
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,759
There's a big old world
out there

373
00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,293
that you don't know about.

374
00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:28,095
A big, perilous world.

375
00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,897
Oh, my gosh.

376
00:25:29,930 --> 00:25:31,565
-It's all right. It's okay.
-What was that?

377
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:32,967
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

378
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,802
-Perilous. So very perilous.
-Just birds. Just birds.

379
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,003
Just crows.

380
00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:37,338
Huh? All right.

381
00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,740
Where are they going, Brian?

382
00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:43,644
Don't know. Probably getting
some worms or something.

383
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,814
Can birds do what they like?

384
00:25:47,815 --> 00:25:49,917
Can birds do what they like?

385
00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:52,286
I don't know.
Yeah, I imagine so.

386
00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:53,988
Yeah.

387
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,727
Right.

388
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,362
-Let's get you indoors.
-No, no, no.

389
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,230
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Come on.

390
00:26:03,264 --> 00:26:05,199
-Let's get you indoors.
-No.

391
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:06,867
Come on.
I'll boil you some cabbages.

392
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,203
-Ooh, cabbages.
-Yeah, cabbages.

393
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,638
Yes, please.

394
00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:12,940
Yes, please!

395
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:18,979
<i>No.</i>
<i>It's best if no one sees him.</i>

396
00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:20,614
Keep him here.

397
00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:22,216
Simpler that way.

398
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,684
If I took him into town,

399
00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:24,985
you know, Christ knows
what would happen.

400
00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:26,353
People would be queuing
round the block

401
00:26:26,387 --> 00:26:28,055
to have a chat with him.

402
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:32,093
<i>And there's lots</i>
<i>of rough people there, so...</i>

403
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:35,262
<i>There's one family</i>
<i>in particular, the Tommingtons.</i>

404
00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:37,231
They're a handful.

405
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,100
Bloody hard work.

406
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:40,701
Come on!

407
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,403
<i>Eddie in particular.</i>

408
00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,971
<i>Bloody nightmare.</i>

409
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,107
<i>He's known for stealing stuff.</i>

410
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:49,076
He took my red one of these.

411
00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:56,016
If he ever heard
about Charles...

412
00:26:59,153 --> 00:27:01,889
So it's probably easier
if I just keep Charles here.

413
00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:03,791
Otherwise...

414
00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:12,266
Eddie.

415
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,201
What the cock's that?

416
00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:16,871
Down here.

417
00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:19,340
Hey!

418
00:27:25,212 --> 00:27:27,214
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

419
00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:29,917
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-I'm not so sure about this.

420
00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,952
Hey, hey. Let's have a look
at your eyebrows.

421
00:27:31,986 --> 00:27:33,721
I'm a little apprehensive.

422
00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:36,056
All right. Okay.

423
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,692
Uh... bit tufty.

424
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:40,728
-Tufty?
-Tufty-wufty eyebrows.

425
00:27:40,761 --> 00:27:42,863
-Tufty-wufty.
-Ah.

426
00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:44,932
We'll get them trimmed up.

427
00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:46,901
Now, relax. Only scissors.

428
00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,403
-Danger, danger.
-Only scissors.

429
00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:51,305
There we go.

430
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,240
Ouchy-wouchy.

431
00:27:53,274 --> 00:27:55,309
-There's a good boy.
-Eek.

432
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:59,346
Now, I normally sleep for
about four to five hours, okay?

433
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:03,017
But you might hear me
walking around on the landing,

434
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,452
but that's just me
going to the toilet, okay?

435
00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:08,189
-Wee-wees.
-Wee-wees. That's it.

436
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,057
That's it.

437
00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:11,759
Right, then.

438
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,460
Good night, Charles.

439
00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:15,729
-Good night.
-Good night, Brian.

440
00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,298
Sweet dreams.

441
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:19,300
Sweet dreams, yourself.

442
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,068
Good night.

443
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:28,209
Wishing you the best of nights.

444
00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:30,010
Good night.

445
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,720
Charles, can you turn
your blue eye light off, please?

446
00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:44,158
-Charles?
-Yes.

447
00:28:44,191 --> 00:28:47,127
Can you turn
your blue eye light off, please?

448
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:50,130
I can't turn it off. Thank you.

449
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,269
Really?

450
00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,740
I can't turn
my blue eye light off.

451
00:29:02,476 --> 00:29:04,378
Oh.

452
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,146
Okay.

453
00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:12,152
I am sleeping.

454
00:29:12,186 --> 00:29:13,887
I am sleeping.

455
00:29:14,556 --> 00:29:16,390
I am sleeping.

456
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,198
Draw, draw, draw.

457
00:29:24,231 --> 00:29:26,200
I like to draw.

458
00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:28,536
Right, I'm just heading into
the village for a bit, okay?

459
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,838
-Can I come, please?
-No, not this time.

460
00:29:30,871 --> 00:29:32,840
You stay here, all right?

461
00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,576
I want to go out, please.

462
00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:37,144
No, you can't, okay?

463
00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:39,547
Could I just have a little walk
around the garden?

464
00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,283
Charles, no.
Can you hear me? No.

465
00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:45,185
Okay, cool, but I just left
something in the garden,

466
00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:47,488
so I may just go
and get that from the garden.

467
00:29:47,522 --> 00:29:49,056
You're being cheeky.

468
00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,458
I know the games you're playing.

469
00:29:51,492 --> 00:29:53,427
And it's a no.

470
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,296
Okay?

471
00:29:55,329 --> 00:29:57,464
I won't be long.

472
00:29:57,498 --> 00:29:59,333
All right?

473
00:30:16,183 --> 00:30:18,185
There she is. There's Winnie.
You all right?

474
00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,220
Yeah, I'm waiting for you
to open the door.

475
00:30:20,254 --> 00:30:21,623
Stand by the door.

476
00:30:21,656 --> 00:30:23,190
She wants me to wait...
go into the door and...

477
00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:24,925
It's no good standing there.

478
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,594
-Go by the door.
-Huh? What are you saying?

479
00:30:26,628 --> 00:30:28,162
It's no good standing by there.

480
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:30,230
Yeah, I'm waiting for you to...
She's waiting...

481
00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:32,499
I'm gonna open...
I'll knock on the door.

482
00:30:32,534 --> 00:30:34,201
<i>It won't take long, will it?</i>

483
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,070
Ah. In and out like a ferret.

484
00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:38,172
I don't want these lights
burning all night.

485
00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:40,341
Come on, Chewy.

486
00:30:40,374 --> 00:30:42,943
Eat your nuts. Come on.

487
00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,612
- Hi, Hazel.
- Good bo...

488
00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,447
Oh, hello, Brian.

489
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,048
Just feeding Chewy.

490
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:50,484
He doesn't want
to hear about that, Hazel.

491
00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:52,886
He's got a job to do.

492
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,090
Yeah, I'll-I'll just
get on with it, then.

493
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:58,225
Good boy.

494
00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:02,396
Right.

495
00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:06,333
They live to 101.

496
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,336
-Do they?
-Yeah.

497
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:12,406
I'll be happy to reach my 60s.

498
00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:22,383
What's that?

499
00:31:23,518 --> 00:31:25,319
What, that?

500
00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:26,987
It's a...

501
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:28,690
plunger refreshment bottle.

502
00:31:28,723 --> 00:31:31,959
Basically, you flip it
and you sip it.

503
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,531
It's peach and pear cordial.

504
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:40,668
Oh, he likes it.

505
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,403
-Do you want some?
-No, thanks.

506
00:31:42,436 --> 00:31:44,004
No.

507
00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:45,707
Hello. Who's there?

508
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,141
Chewy.

509
00:31:47,174 --> 00:31:49,176
- Whatever.
- "Whatever." Who's that?

510
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:52,112
- Who's a sexy boy, then?
- Right, that's enough.

511
00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:58,285
Go and tidy the shoes
on the shoe mat, please, Hazel.

512
00:31:59,754 --> 00:32:01,856
Thank you.

513
00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:09,163
Oh, there's an onion in here.

514
00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:11,331
Right, that's me, then.

515
00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:12,634
Bye, Brian.

516
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:14,401
Bye, Hazel.

517
00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:15,737
Goodbye, Brian.

518
00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,438
See you, mate.

519
00:32:49,771 --> 00:32:51,171
I'm home!

520
00:32:51,205 --> 00:32:53,106
- Brian. Brian Gittins.
- Oh!

521
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,108
Brian.

522
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,511
Brian has come back.

523
00:32:56,544 --> 00:32:59,313
- Calm down, boy.
- Brian has come back.

524
00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:01,549
I've got you some cabbages.

525
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,150
Bloody hell.

526
00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:05,352
Who made this mess? Was it you?

527
00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:06,754
No.

528
00:33:06,788 --> 00:33:08,623
Well, someone's been in my bin.

529
00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:10,792
-It was you, wasn't it?
-Yes.

530
00:33:10,825 --> 00:33:13,360
I'm sorry for looking
in your bin.

531
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,563
I guess it doesn't matter.

532
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,231
You little rascal.

533
00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:18,766
Look at you.

534
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,234
He's so happy.

535
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,669
Little scratch under the ear.

536
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,538
Scratchy, scratchy.

537
00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:27,207
Hello, mate. You all right?

538
00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:29,611
-What's that?
-Look what I've done.

539
00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:31,445
Look. Look.

540
00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,652
He's drawn a picture
of me and him.

541
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,386
Look.

542
00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:42,389
There's me. There's him.

543
00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:44,792
- A cabbage.
- Cabbage.

544
00:33:44,826 --> 00:33:46,628
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you very much.

545
00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:48,128
Thank you very much.

546
00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:49,764
Got all the time in the world.

547
00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,298
You're a great player.

548
00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:54,234
You've just got to start
believing that.

549
00:33:54,268 --> 00:33:55,537
Okay.

550
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:56,738
Over to you.

551
00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:00,474
Bull's-eye!

552
00:34:00,508 --> 00:34:02,075
There we go. Well played.

553
00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:04,646
- Winner.
- Winner!

554
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:06,514
-Me winner.
-Winner!

555
00:34:06,548 --> 00:34:09,316
--I am
the prince of the dartboard.

556
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,218
Winner, winner, winner,
winner, winner. Well played.

557
00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:14,488
You're superb.
You're really good at darts.

558
00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:23,698
♪ Don't leave me this way ♪

559
00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,432
♪ I can't survive... ♪

560
00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:27,602
We're just boiling
cabbages and chilling out.

561
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:30,170
-Aren't we?
-Can I have some now, please?

562
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:31,706
No, no, no, no.

563
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:33,206
You wait for din-dons.

564
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,709
So impatient.

565
00:34:36,778 --> 00:34:39,146
♪ I can't exist ♪

566
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:43,150
♪ I will surely miss
your tender kiss... ♪

567
00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:45,152
What are you doing?

568
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:47,354
Are you dancing?
Are you dancing for me?

569
00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:50,257
♪ Ah, baby... ♪

570
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:53,160
That's nice. That's nice.

571
00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:55,128
Oh, look at those hips.

572
00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:56,463
Look at those hips.

573
00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:59,099
Watch me go.

574
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:01,401
Quick feet.

575
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:04,137
♪ Now can't you see
it's burning out of control? ♪

576
00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:05,607
That's su...
Oh, he's on the pink step.

577
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,274
What are you doing up there?

578
00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:08,876
Are you gonna dance
on the pink step?

579
00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:11,746
Dance for Brian?
Dance for Brian!

580
00:35:11,779 --> 00:35:13,480
Come on, dance.

581
00:35:13,514 --> 00:35:15,750
Hey... Whoa!

582
00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:18,485
Charles! Charles, are you okay?

583
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:22,289
I fell off the pink step,
and I had an accident.

584
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:23,490
You have had an accident.

585
00:35:23,524 --> 00:35:25,325
Let me get you up.

586
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:27,762
Oh, dear.
You need to be more careful.

587
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:32,399
♪ Ah, baby ♪

588
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:35,202
♪ My heart is full of love
and desire for you... ♪

589
00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:41,843
Bing-bong.

590
00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:44,411
Don't say "bing-bong." Shh.

591
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:50,317
Bing-bong, bing-bong.

592
00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:51,686
Stop saying
"bing-bong, bing-bong."

593
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,788
Knockety-knock-knock.

594
00:35:53,821 --> 00:35:55,322
Charles, please,
please, nothing, okay?

595
00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,558
Do not make a peep.

596
00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:03,564
-Bing-bong, knock, knock,
knock, knock... -Charles!

597
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:05,767
That is the exact opposite

598
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,568
of not making a peep.

599
00:36:07,602 --> 00:36:09,537
Okay?

600
00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:10,838
Nothing.

601
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,272
Do you hear me?

602
00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:13,541
Mr. Gittins?

603
00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:15,510
Go through. Go through there.

604
00:36:15,543 --> 00:36:16,711
Go through there.

605
00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,746
Okay? Go through there.

606
00:36:32,593 --> 00:36:34,261
- Hello.
- Mr. Gittins.

607
00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:36,296
-Yeah.
-I've come to read your meter.

608
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,865
Oh, all right.

609
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:39,701
Can I come in?
I need to take a reading.

610
00:36:39,734 --> 00:36:42,235
It's not... Uh, no.
It's not the greatest time.

611
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,871
I mean, we did
send you a letter.

612
00:36:43,905 --> 00:36:45,472
-Did you?
-Yeah.

613
00:36:45,506 --> 00:36:46,574
Oh.

614
00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:48,843
It's in your best interest
to let me take a reading.

615
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,812
Otherwise,
you could face a charge.

616
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,414
-Can I come in?
-You're not giving up, are you?

617
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,617
I mean, you want to do it now?

618
00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:58,820
Yes, please.

619
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:08,428
Just, uh, had an accident.

620
00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:13,400
-Just down there, innit?
-Yeah, it's just under there.

621
00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:16,336
-Um...
-It's a lot higher than normal.

622
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,673
Have you been using
more power recently?

623
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,041
What?

624
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:21,876
Have you been using
more power recently?

625
00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,845
-Who is?
-Well, have you been?

626
00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,747
'Cause it's a lot higher.

627
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:27,481
Just wondering.

628
00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:29,751
Uh...

629
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:32,486
I'm using this quite a lot,
this thing.

630
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,622
It's a bit, you know...

631
00:37:39,026 --> 00:37:41,361
Turbo cup scrubber.

632
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:50,905
-All right, I'm gonna...
-Okay?

633
00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,507
-That's all it... Yeah.
-Okay.

634
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,407
-Thank you very much...
-It's pretty good. It works.

635
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,010
-...for the reading.
-Is that it?

636
00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:57,879
-Yeah, th-that's it, thanks.
-Okay.

637
00:37:57,912 --> 00:37:59,412
Thank you very much.

638
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:01,381
-What's that, then?
-What?

639
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:03,383
That.

640
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,418
Uh...

641
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,791
That is a washing machine
in a big man's shirt.

642
00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:12,059
Don't ask.

643
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:15,596
Yes.

644
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,932
-It's nice, isn't it?
-It's all right, yeah.

645
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,035
-Thanks very much.
-You're done. You're done.

646
00:38:21,068 --> 00:38:22,570
-You're on your way.
-Yeah.

647
00:38:22,603 --> 00:38:24,539
- Over the pink step.
- Yeah.

648
00:38:24,572 --> 00:38:28,109
Say hello to the girls
and guys at Wales Electric.

649
00:38:28,142 --> 00:38:30,645
-Best regards.
-Yeah.

650
00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:31,879
Bye.

651
00:38:31,913 --> 00:38:33,581
See ya.

652
00:38:34,414 --> 00:38:36,483
Charles. You tricked him.

653
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:38,085
You tricked him.

654
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,821
I am a clever boy for hiding.

655
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:41,556
-You are a clever boy
for hiding. -I am.

656
00:38:41,589 --> 00:38:43,124
You are.

657
00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:45,960
You have a dance.
You have a dance.

658
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:47,962
Clever boy dance time.

659
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:50,698
Hiding champion.

660
00:38:50,731 --> 00:38:53,433
-Watch me move.
-This is lovely.

661
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,071
I'm gonna get your feet.

662
00:38:57,104 --> 00:38:59,372
I'm gonna get your feet.

663
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:00,708
♪ I do ♪

664
00:39:00,741 --> 00:39:02,543
♪ I think about you
day and night... ♪

665
00:39:02,577 --> 00:39:04,512
Charles, I'm making
some eggy bread and cabbages.

666
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:06,080
-Do you want some?
-Yes, please.

667
00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:07,148
Hi-ya!

668
00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,583
Hi-ya!

669
00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:11,986
♪ So happy together... ♪

670
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,522
Please, Brian,
I am stuck in a loop.

671
00:39:14,555 --> 00:39:16,657
Please, Brian, I am stuck
in a loop.

672
00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:19,060
- Attack. Attack.
- No, no.

673
00:39:19,093 --> 00:39:20,728
-Attack.
-No, no. No, no.

674
00:39:20,761 --> 00:39:22,930
-Attack. Attack.
-No, you don't.

675
00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:24,699
No, you don't.

676
00:39:25,498 --> 00:39:26,968
You cook a lovely sausage.

677
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:28,636
You are so very welcome.

678
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:33,608
♪ I can't see me lovin'
nobody but you ♪

679
00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:36,644
♪ For all my life... ♪

680
00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:39,146
What you doing?
What are you doing?

681
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:42,083
That's weed killer!
That's weed killer!

682
00:39:42,116 --> 00:39:44,752
♪ For all my life ♪

683
00:39:44,785 --> 00:39:45,720
♪ Me and you... ♪

684
00:39:45,753 --> 00:39:48,189
Did you put
this fence up, Brian?

685
00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:49,757
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

686
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,826
How did you learn how to do it?

687
00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:53,027
My dad.

688
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,795
- Dad?
- Yeah. Dad.

689
00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:56,931
What else did he teach you?

690
00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:58,498
Oh, blimey.

691
00:39:58,532 --> 00:39:59,867
Uh, loads of things.

692
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:02,036
Can you teach me
loads of things, too?

693
00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:04,205
Yeah, course I can.

694
00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:06,439
Can you teach me
how to water-ski?

695
00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:07,775
What?

696
00:40:07,808 --> 00:40:10,077
I read about it
in a sports magazine.

697
00:40:10,111 --> 00:40:12,213
What sports magazine?

698
00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:16,584
Grub's up. There you go.

699
00:40:16,617 --> 00:40:18,786
-Grub's... Grub's up.
-Grub's up.

700
00:40:18,819 --> 00:40:19,887
There you go.

701
00:40:19,921 --> 00:40:22,455
Nice, big cabbage.

702
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:26,227
You watching telly?

703
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,828
Telly.

704
00:40:27,862 --> 00:40:30,564
Plural noun: tellies.

705
00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:32,967
Another term for television.

706
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,504
Example: There has been
a cowboy film on telly.

707
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,739
There's been a cowboy...

708
00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:42,977
I've got to say,
I'm enjoying this magic moment.

709
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,780
Good. I'm glad you are.

710
00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:48,082
I've done you some
sponge fingers for afterwards.

711
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:49,684
Yumsville.

712
00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:51,686
But first, a destination
that for years

713
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,155
has been synonymous
with exotic travel.

714
00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:56,657
Honolulu in Hawaii.

715
00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,961
Now, there is so much to do
in Honolulu.

716
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,529
Everything from snorkeling to...

717
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,097
Where is that, please?

718
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:05,099
...horseback riding
to helicopter tours,

719
00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:06,968
it really is the perfect place

720
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:09,570
for sun, sea, adventure,
thrills and spills.

721
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:11,005
- Where, Brian?
- Honolulu.

722
00:41:11,038 --> 00:41:13,708
Put your head down
while you have your dinner.

723
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:15,509
In tropical Honolulu...

724
00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:17,712
What is it called again, please?

725
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,847
Honolulu.

726
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,016
- Hunna-loy-loy.
- No.

727
00:41:22,049 --> 00:41:23,250
Honolulu.

728
00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:25,219
Honey-lay-lay.

729
00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:26,721
It's Honolulu.

730
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,923
Hono-loop-loop.

731
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:33,995
What are you doing?

732
00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:35,596
Let's go there, Brian.

733
00:41:35,629 --> 00:41:38,599
It's hotter than here,
and it looks wonderful.

734
00:41:38,632 --> 00:41:41,702
Will you sit down, please?

735
00:41:42,603 --> 00:41:44,805
I want to go to Hono-la-la.

736
00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:47,575
Not now, you don't.
You're having your dinner.

737
00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:49,143
Horses and helicopters, please.

738
00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:51,312
You sit down
and have your dinner.

739
00:41:51,345 --> 00:41:53,314
-No.
-I beg your pardon?

740
00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:55,616
-I don't want to sit down.
-Charles.

741
00:41:55,649 --> 00:41:57,852
I want to go to Honol.

742
00:41:57,885 --> 00:42:00,254
Can we park
this Honolulu chatter, please,

743
00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:03,124
and sit down and eat our dinner?

744
00:42:04,859 --> 00:42:06,193
So come along and experience...

745
00:42:06,227 --> 00:42:07,995
Okay.

746
00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:09,330
Bossy boots.

747
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:11,332
Let's see what's on
the other side.

748
00:42:11,365 --> 00:42:12,900
Best wishes...

749
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:14,668
...one and only Gary Barlow!

750
00:42:14,702 --> 00:42:17,538
Oh, I like him.

751
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:36,724
Packet of Ringwald's
Gold, will you, please, June?

752
00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:39,360
8.90, please.

753
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,896
And a cherry and almond
nougat bar.

754
00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:45,199
I see the bonfire's
coming along.

755
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:47,601
It's a big one this year.

756
00:42:49,136 --> 00:42:51,072
The...?

757
00:42:51,105 --> 00:42:53,040
Sorry?

758
00:42:53,074 --> 00:42:55,042
The bonfire?

759
00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:56,343
My bonfire, June.

760
00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,679
Well, I didn't mean
anything by that.

761
00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:01,182
I'm in charge of
the bonfires round here.

762
00:43:01,215 --> 00:43:02,983
-Sorry.
-Yeah.

763
00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:06,821
That's nine pound, uh, 60,
I think, Eddie.

764
00:43:08,889 --> 00:43:13,594
Or, uh, shall I just
put it on your slate?

765
00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,131
Yeah.

766
00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:19,733
Yeah, I reckon
you should do that.

767
00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:28,209
What you doing over there?

768
00:43:29,343 --> 00:43:32,680
Browsing around. Browsing.

769
00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:37,718
-Browsing, is it?
-Yeah.

770
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,720
Is there much to browse
in here, is there?

771
00:43:39,753 --> 00:43:42,022
Yeah. This shelf isn't bad.

772
00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:45,192
Sneaking around, uh, with
his little table tennis bat.

773
00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:47,995
Were you playing table tennis
on your own again?

774
00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:51,699
No.

775
00:43:51,732 --> 00:43:53,134
Browsing Away Brian.

776
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:54,802
Brian the Browser.

777
00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:56,770
That's what they call him.
Well, they used to call him

778
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:58,305
other things, didn't they?

779
00:43:58,339 --> 00:44:00,741
There you are.

780
00:44:00,774 --> 00:44:02,676
Whoops.

781
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:04,745
You should probably pick
those up for June, I reckon.

782
00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:06,213
Yeah, I will do.

783
00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:10,284
You don't
have to do that, Brian.

784
00:44:10,317 --> 00:44:12,052
Oh, it's all right.

785
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,895
Charles.

786
00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:23,898
I've got a pressie for you.

787
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:32,139
Charles?

788
00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:35,342
Charles, are you up there?
I've got a present.

789
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:39,146
Charles?

790
00:44:45,252 --> 00:44:47,188
Charles!

791
00:44:50,157 --> 00:44:51,926
Charles!

792
00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:55,429
Charles!

793
00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,965
- Oh, no.
- You stop now.

794
00:44:57,998 --> 00:45:00,301
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

795
00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:01,936
I am going to Hanali-alu-lu.

796
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:04,004
Don't be silly,
going to Honolulu.

797
00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:05,839
Honestly, what are you wearing?

798
00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:07,775
It's my Hawaiian hula skirt.

799
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,877
Oh, you're being daft.
You're being daft.

800
00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:12,446
You're soaking.
Look at my best brown shoes.

801
00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:14,148
I am going to Hono-loop-loop.

802
00:45:14,181 --> 00:45:16,016
No, no, you're not going
to Hono-loop-loop.

803
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:19,019
-You're coming with me.
-Let go, man.

804
00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:21,155
-Don't pull me.
-I want to go to Hono-loop-loop.

805
00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:23,357
No, you're not going, Charles.
Come with me.

806
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,092
You live with me in the cottage.

807
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,494
-But I want to go.
-Honestly.

808
00:45:27,529 --> 00:45:29,463
Why won't you let me go, Brian?

809
00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:31,365
I want to dance on the beach.

810
00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:32,967
It's miles away.

811
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,336
I know. That's why I want to go.

812
00:45:35,369 --> 00:45:37,171
You'd miss me, wouldn't you?

813
00:45:57,891 --> 00:46:00,160
What is going on up there?

814
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,168
He said to me last night
he wanted to get a taxi to town,

815
00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:10,137
hang out by the shops.

816
00:46:13,173 --> 00:46:15,376
It's like he's changed
overnight.

817
00:46:21,215 --> 00:46:25,019
I can't just let him go off
on his own, can I?

818
00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:43,937
Cold night tonight, innit?

819
00:46:50,277 --> 00:46:52,346
<i>Charles?</i>

820
00:46:53,414 --> 00:46:55,316
Wakey-wakey.

821
00:46:56,518 --> 00:46:58,118
Charles?

822
00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:02,056
Oi. Wake up.

823
00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:03,490
Wake up.

824
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:06,460
Huh? Come on.

825
00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:08,596
What do you want now?

826
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,398
Don't talk to me like that.

827
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,569
I just wondered if you wanted
to go into the village.

828
00:47:14,602 --> 00:47:16,437
Who with?

829
00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:18,072
With me.

830
00:47:18,105 --> 00:47:20,374
You said I wasn't allowed,
Brian.

831
00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:23,377
Yeah, well, I've changed
my mind just this once.

832
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,212
I'll walk in and meet you there.

833
00:47:25,245 --> 00:47:27,615
You will not walk in
and meet me there.

834
00:47:27,649 --> 00:47:29,551
You'll come with me
in the truck,

835
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:31,952
or you won't go at all.

836
00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:34,922
-Whatever.
-Don't say "whatever."

837
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,158
What...

838
00:47:42,229 --> 00:47:44,264
...ever.

839
00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:57,311
What you doing?
Why are you wearing that?

840
00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:59,046
I feel pretty cool.

841
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:00,914
Not in my old curtains,
you don't.

842
00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:03,417
Put something else on. Hoopla!

843
00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:06,487
Spoilsport.

844
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,426
How's he done that?

845
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:22,903
Okay.

846
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,641
Come on, then.

847
00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,543
Are we going to the shops,
Brian?

848
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:30,110
Yes, we are going to the shops.

849
00:48:30,144 --> 00:48:31,646
Now, do as you're told, okay?

850
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:33,681
There are some things
that I need.

851
00:48:33,715 --> 00:48:35,215
Things you need?

852
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:37,685
I'd like a map of the world
for my wall.

853
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,353
Right, okay.
Well, maybe not today,

854
00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:41,288
'cause I've got stuff to do,
but...

855
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:43,123
And some soap.

856
00:48:43,157 --> 00:48:45,492
-Soap?
-And some cotton socks.

857
00:48:45,527 --> 00:48:47,027
Cotton socks?

858
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,295
And I want to sit
in the front, Brian.

859
00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:50,130
No, you're not sitting
in the front.

860
00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:51,298
You're sitting in the back.
You're not old enough.

861
00:48:51,331 --> 00:48:53,300
I want to go
in the front, Brian.

862
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:56,103
You're not old enough
to go in the front.

863
00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:58,640
I want you in the back.

864
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:01,108
-Front.
-Not front.

865
00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:03,110
I will sit in the front, Brian.

866
00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:05,446
You will not sit in the front.
You'll sit in the back.

867
00:49:05,479 --> 00:49:07,715
Maybe I could drive
and you could walk, Brian.

868
00:49:07,749 --> 00:49:11,452
You have got a very,
very cheeky brain,

869
00:49:11,485 --> 00:49:13,588
and I don't like it.

870
00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,422
I don't know
what's got into you.

871
00:49:15,456 --> 00:49:18,760
It's the same blue eye
but a different attitude.

872
00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:21,729
A very, very cheeky robot.

873
00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:23,263
Cheeky?

874
00:49:23,297 --> 00:49:24,599
Cheeky, yes.

875
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:27,434
-Cheeky bot.
-Cheeky bot?

876
00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:30,337
Cheeky bot sit
in the front, Brian.

877
00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,139
Stop saying "front."

878
00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:34,341
Front, front, front,
front, front,

879
00:49:34,374 --> 00:49:36,811
front, front,
front, front, front.

880
00:49:40,682 --> 00:49:43,083
-Are we there yet?
-No.

881
00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:45,486
If you're good,
I'll take you to the lake.

882
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,221
- Lake?
- Yes.

883
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:49,089
I need to quickly stop
at the shop, okay?

884
00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:51,358
-I'll come as well
and say hello. -No, you won't.

885
00:49:51,391 --> 00:49:54,696
You've got to stay in the truck
and keep your head down.

886
00:49:54,729 --> 00:49:57,632
Can we go to
the swimming pool, Brian?

887
00:49:57,665 --> 00:50:00,300
Swimming pool?
There is no swimming pool.

888
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,135
Can we go to the airport?

889
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:04,071
There is no airport.

890
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:05,707
Can we go to the zoo, Brian?

891
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:07,341
There is no zoo.

892
00:50:07,374 --> 00:50:10,377
There's a kennels.
That's just dogs.

893
00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:13,615
- Dogs?
- Yes, dogs.

894
00:50:14,582 --> 00:50:16,250
Right.

895
00:50:16,283 --> 00:50:18,118
I won't be long, okay?

896
00:50:18,151 --> 00:50:21,021
Don't do anything. Right?

897
00:50:54,722 --> 00:50:56,423
Hello.

898
00:50:58,793 --> 00:51:00,762
I am Charles Petrescu.

899
00:51:00,795 --> 00:51:03,063
Who are you, please?

900
00:51:03,698 --> 00:51:05,567
H-Hazel.

901
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,503
Well, it's very nice
to meet you, Hazel.

902
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,639
What, uh...

903
00:51:11,673 --> 00:51:13,140
What are you?

904
00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,710
I am Charles Petrescu.

905
00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:19,313
Do you live in the fields
with the sheep?

906
00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:22,550
No, I live in the village
with my mum and a parrot.

907
00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:27,321
Parrot: an exotic jungle bird
known for its flamboyant colors.

908
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:30,490
Characteristic features include
a strong, curved bill.

909
00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:32,459
Yes, he's green,
and he's got red shoul...

910
00:51:32,492 --> 00:51:36,129
Did you know
the most important components

911
00:51:36,163 --> 00:51:38,600
of most parrots' diets
are seeds?

912
00:51:40,267 --> 00:51:42,102
Please don't tell anyone.

913
00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:46,406
-Please.
-I-I won't. I won't.

914
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,875
What is he?

915
00:51:47,909 --> 00:51:49,343
A robot.

916
00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:51,178
I am Charles Petrescu.

917
00:51:51,211 --> 00:51:52,880
Did you build him, Brian?

918
00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,649
Yeah.

919
00:51:54,682 --> 00:51:57,351
We're going
to the lake for a walk.

920
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,686
Oh, I-I'm... I'm sorry.

921
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,354
- I didn't mean to...
- No, no, no, no.

922
00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:01,889
I'm sorry.
No, we're-we're just going...

923
00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:03,524
we were just going for
a mooch about. Charles.

924
00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:05,392
Is Hazel coming?

925
00:52:07,929 --> 00:52:09,463
No.

926
00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:11,866
You should ask her
to come to the lake.

927
00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:13,534
Very busy.

928
00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:16,904
She doesn't look
like she is busy.

929
00:52:16,938 --> 00:52:19,473
She'll want to come to the lake.

930
00:52:19,507 --> 00:52:21,174
Uh...

931
00:52:23,911 --> 00:52:25,647
Do you want to?

932
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,180
Do you want to come?

933
00:52:27,214 --> 00:52:30,417
Well, is that all right?

934
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,290
How did you know
how to build him?

935
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,927
I wouldn't know where to start.

936
00:52:39,961 --> 00:52:42,396
Don't know.
Just start at the beginning

937
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,532
and use your imagination,
I suppose.

938
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,268
Would you like a game
of "kick the stone," Brian?

939
00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:50,672
No, no, no,
I'm talking to Hazel now, okay?

940
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,640
All right?

941
00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,408
Oh.

942
00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,276
Sorry.

943
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:59,346
It's so nice to be out.

944
00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:01,582
I hardly ever see you
around town.

945
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:03,518
I'm-I'm quite busy.

946
00:53:03,551 --> 00:53:05,252
Yeah. Busy bee.

947
00:53:05,285 --> 00:53:06,453
Busy bee. Busy beaver.

948
00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:09,222
Busy beaver.

949
00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:15,195
Brian.

950
00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:18,365
Charles, don't put your...
Sorry.

951
00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:20,300
Charles, don't put your feet
in the water.

952
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,335
I want to swim across the lake

953
00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:23,838
and check out the other side.

954
00:53:23,871 --> 00:53:25,940
Don't be ridiculous,
swim across the lake.

955
00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:27,575
-You'd sink.
-I would not.

956
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:29,376
You can't go for a swim.

957
00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:31,311
We're going for walkie-walkies.

958
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:33,280
You and Hazel can do your thing,

959
00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:35,248
-and I'll do my thing.
-No. Come on.

960
00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:36,684
It's not fair.

961
00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:39,754
Life's not fair.
Now, over here. Come on.

962
00:53:39,787 --> 00:53:41,823
Hoopla!

963
00:53:41,856 --> 00:53:43,323
Come on.

964
00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,859
Sorry.

965
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:47,294
His toes get all wet and...

966
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:51,298
I can't believe you made him.

967
00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:53,467
You should show him to people.

968
00:53:53,501 --> 00:53:54,802
Why not?

969
00:53:54,836 --> 00:53:56,637
Uh...

970
00:53:56,671 --> 00:53:58,438
Well, I'm impressed.

971
00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:01,576
Thanks.

972
00:54:04,712 --> 00:54:06,547
Thanks for inviting me.

973
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,650
That's all right.

974
00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:12,954
You should come here more often.

975
00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:15,723
Think I will.

976
00:54:32,573 --> 00:54:34,776
Right. Home.

977
00:54:38,045 --> 00:54:39,647
-All right?
-I better go.

978
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,549
Yeah. Better go.

979
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,652
- Bye, Charles.
- Yeah.

980
00:54:44,685 --> 00:54:46,821
-Bye.
-Yeah.

981
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:49,857
Hazel?

982
00:54:51,058 --> 00:54:53,326
Can I have a word?

983
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:58,866
Uh, I hope I'm not
overstepping the mark here,

984
00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:02,670
but you know what I said to you
about the... at the lake,

985
00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:06,373
about maybe you should
come here more often?

986
00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,109
Well, wh-what I wanted
to say was...

987
00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:10,343
And I didn't say it.
I should have said it.

988
00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:12,046
Typical me.

989
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:13,681
What I wanted to say was

990
00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:17,785
maybe we should
come here more often?

991
00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:19,954
We? Uh...

992
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:21,856
Not here. The lake.

993
00:55:23,024 --> 00:55:24,759
Okay.

994
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:26,093
-Ooh.
-Bye.

995
00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:27,562
Bye.

996
00:55:49,851 --> 00:55:52,620
What do you want
for dinner tonight, huh?

997
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:55,022
- Don't mind.
- Chunky soup?

998
00:55:55,056 --> 00:55:56,624
I guess.

999
00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:01,929
- Get your head down.
- Why?

1000
00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:03,598
Just do as you're told.

1001
00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:06,534
My head is as low as it can go.

1002
00:56:08,636 --> 00:56:10,605
Beep-beep.

1003
00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:13,140
Shush! Please.

1004
00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:15,009
I want to go on the swings.

1005
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:16,443
Charles,
please don't say anything.

1006
00:56:16,476 --> 00:56:18,679
Just look straight ahead.

1007
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,416
-What is going on, Brian?
-Oh, come on.

1008
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,920
Come on.

1009
00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:29,790
Specky boy.

1010
00:56:29,824 --> 00:56:31,792
Oh, come on. Come on.

1011
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,909
<i>Oh, not a lot.</i>
<i>I'm still in my dressing gown.</i>

1012
00:56:47,942 --> 00:56:50,011
Yeah, I'm a lazybones.

1013
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,949
Uh, I've got
three dressing gowns.

1014
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,519
Don't know.
Just like dressing gowns.

1015
00:56:58,552 --> 00:57:00,755
- Hey.
- Oh. Hang on.

1016
00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:04,992
-What?
-Who's that?

1017
00:57:05,026 --> 00:57:06,694
Uh, it's Hazel.

1018
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,863
Just having a chat, all right?

1019
00:57:08,896 --> 00:57:12,033
Yeah. Don't worry about me.

1020
00:57:12,066 --> 00:57:13,601
Sorry. That was Charles.

1021
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:15,603
Yeah.

1022
00:57:15,636 --> 00:57:17,738
Uh, would you fancy
coming round later?

1023
00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:21,809
Just for something to eat?

1024
00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,845
Oh, great.

1025
00:57:24,879 --> 00:57:26,547
Yeah.

1026
00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,481
Oh, smashing.

1027
00:57:28,516 --> 00:57:30,584
Okay. Well, I'll see you then.

1028
00:57:30,618 --> 00:57:32,853
Bye, Hazel. Bye. Bye.

1029
00:57:35,089 --> 00:57:38,926
Brian, I'm just popping out
to get some bubble gum.

1030
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,594
No, you're not.

1031
00:57:40,628 --> 00:57:43,030
Yes, I am.
I need some bubble gum.

1032
00:57:43,064 --> 00:57:45,166
No, you're not going anywhere.

1033
00:57:45,199 --> 00:57:47,702
Relax, man. I won't be long.

1034
00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:51,072
No, you won't be long,
because you're not going.

1035
00:57:51,105 --> 00:57:53,140
Unbelievable.

1036
00:57:53,174 --> 00:57:56,577
I'll just sit in this room
and rust away, then, shall I?

1037
00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,279
♪ Until you sold out ♪

1038
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:01,515
♪ And walked out
and broke through the lies... ♪

1039
00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:06,087
So, that's the story
of how I ended up

1040
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,156
with two identical straw hats.

1041
00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:11,559
I love listening
to your stories.

1042
00:58:11,592 --> 00:58:13,961
Oh. Thank you.

1043
00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:19,734
-Charles?
-What?

1044
00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,635
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.

1045
00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,537
You should be pruning that.

1046
00:58:23,571 --> 00:58:24,872
D-Do you want me to help you?

1047
00:58:24,905 --> 00:58:27,008
No, no, honestly,
thank you, but...

1048
00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,976
You should be pruning that.

1049
00:58:29,010 --> 00:58:31,012
Huh? Come on.

1050
00:58:31,045 --> 00:58:32,613
Your tie, all wonky.

1051
00:58:32,646 --> 00:58:34,882
-Wonky tie.
-Get off.

1052
00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:36,283
I can do it.

1053
00:58:36,317 --> 00:58:38,986
I can look after myself, Brian.

1054
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,721
I am not a child.

1055
00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:43,190
I want to go on an adventure
and see the world,

1056
00:58:43,224 --> 00:58:47,661
and not just be stuck in stupid
Ploxgreen Cottage with you.

1057
00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:49,897
Don't talk to me
like that, please.

1058
00:58:49,930 --> 00:58:53,067
This whole place is boring,
and you are boring.

1059
00:58:54,802 --> 00:58:58,105
Charles, the way
you're being lately--

1060
00:58:58,139 --> 00:59:02,576
I'm sorry, but I don't like
hanging round with you anymore.

1061
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,946
Then let me go.

1062
00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:11,052
What's got into you?

1063
00:59:11,085 --> 00:59:12,853
Huh?

1064
00:59:16,357 --> 00:59:18,092
Come on, Hazel.

1065
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,727
Just prune that, please.

1066
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,563
Sorry. Just...

1067
00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:25,933
- Charles, get in.
- No.

1068
00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:28,135
Charles, get in.
Get into the house, Charles.

1069
00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:29,670
Why?

1070
00:59:41,682 --> 00:59:43,350
All right there, Brian?

1071
00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,719
All right, Eddie?

1072
00:59:47,021 --> 00:59:48,289
Yeah.

1073
00:59:48,322 --> 00:59:50,024
You up to much, are you?

1074
00:59:51,358 --> 00:59:53,761
Same old, same old, suppose.

1075
00:59:59,066 --> 01:00:01,135
Is this the girl
with the talking pigeon, is it?

1076
01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:04,738
H-He's an Amazon yellow-capped
parrot.

1077
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,111
What do you have here, then?

1078
01:00:10,144 --> 01:00:11,979
I am Charles Petrescu.

1079
01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:15,249
Talk.

1080
01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:18,152
It's talking.

1081
01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:23,257
-Do that again.
-Do what again?

1082
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,159
Do that.

1083
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,895
What does it do?

1084
01:00:28,796 --> 01:00:31,132
Huh? What does it do?

1085
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:34,268
Boils cabbages for me, and...

1086
01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:35,836
sometimes we play darts
together.

1087
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:37,838
Make him eat dog food, Dad.

1088
01:00:37,872 --> 01:00:39,874
Yeah, make him eat the grass
and roll around in it.

1089
01:00:39,907 --> 01:00:41,275
Yeah, make him do
some star jumps.

1090
01:00:41,308 --> 01:00:42,877
Make his eye flash
on and on again.

1091
01:00:42,910 --> 01:00:44,678
-Make him run up the block
and back. -Can he dance?

1092
01:00:44,712 --> 01:00:46,947
-Yeah.
-Yeah, can he dance?

1093
01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:53,187
Go on, make him do a dance
for the girls, will you?

1094
01:00:56,056 --> 01:00:57,858
Really?

1095
01:00:58,459 --> 01:01:00,427
Yeah, really.

1096
01:01:00,461 --> 01:01:02,163
Charles, can you do...

1097
01:01:02,196 --> 01:01:03,964
Can you do a dance for Eddie

1098
01:01:03,998 --> 01:01:06,000
and his two teenage daughters,
please?

1099
01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:09,270
I don't really want to, Brian.

1100
01:01:09,303 --> 01:01:11,038
Ah. It's all right.

1101
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:14,175
Just do... do one of
your little jigs you do.

1102
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:16,010
Jig about.

1103
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,265
All right, knock it off.

1104
01:01:40,234 --> 01:01:41,936
How much you want for him?

1105
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,804
Oh, he's not for sale, Eddie.

1106
01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:45,206
I'll give you 50.

1107
01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:46,874
-We really want it.
-Yeah, Dad, we really want it.

1108
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,742
That's very kind of you,
Eddie, but honestly...

1109
01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:50,344
All right, I'll give you
55 for him.

1110
01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:51,879
Oh, he's not for sale.

1111
01:01:51,912 --> 01:01:53,080
Dad, please,
come on, just get...

1112
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,848
Hey!

1113
01:01:57,851 --> 01:02:00,087
If he's not for sale,
then he's not for sale.

1114
01:02:02,223 --> 01:02:04,024
Shoved me.

1115
01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:05,826
I did, didn't I?

1116
01:02:07,461 --> 01:02:08,829
Brian.

1117
01:02:08,862 --> 01:02:10,164
Stay down, boy.

1118
01:02:16,504 --> 01:02:18,839
Right, in the truck.

1119
01:02:18,872 --> 01:02:20,542
What a weirdo.

1120
01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:58,912
I am dreaming.

1121
01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:02,316
I am dreaming.

1122
01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:06,053
I am dreaming.

1123
01:03:07,454 --> 01:03:09,323
I am dreaming.

1124
01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:23,937
-He's a bully.
-I know.

1125
01:03:23,971 --> 01:03:26,040
He's got one of those...

1126
01:03:26,073 --> 01:03:29,076
-big bully faces
like bullies have. -Yeah.

1127
01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:31,445
Thinks he's the... thinks
he's the king of the village.

1128
01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:32,880
He's not the king
of the village.

1129
01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:35,416
-There is no king
of the village. -No.

1130
01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:38,252
-Who owns the village?
-I don't know.

1131
01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:40,054
No, I don't know, either.

1132
01:03:40,087 --> 01:03:42,156
I hated you seeing me like that.

1133
01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:45,292
I was embarrassed.

1134
01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:49,163
Mm. Absolutely embarrassed
from head to foot.

1135
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:51,332
No, Brian.

1136
01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:53,200
I could've duffed him
to smithereens.

1137
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:56,470
Yeah, I could've whacked him
on the schnozzle!

1138
01:03:56,504 --> 01:03:58,005
But I didn't.

1139
01:03:58,038 --> 01:03:59,574
-No, you didn't.
-No, I didn't.

1140
01:03:59,607 --> 01:04:01,408
And do you know why I didn't?

1141
01:04:01,442 --> 01:04:03,611
'Cause I don't believe
whacking people on the schnozzle

1142
01:04:03,645 --> 01:04:05,446
is the answer
to the world's problems.

1143
01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:10,184
It's Mum. We need to be quiet.

1144
01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:11,352
What?

1145
01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:14,088
It's Mum. We need to be quiet.

1146
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:18,158
It's Mum. We need to be quiet.

1147
01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:20,094
Hazel, I genuinely don't know
what you're saying.

1148
01:04:20,127 --> 01:04:22,129
I'm really trying here.

1149
01:04:24,498 --> 01:04:27,635
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪

1150
01:04:27,669 --> 01:04:30,605
♪ The lights will keep me
dancing tonight ♪

1151
01:04:30,638 --> 01:04:34,108
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪

1152
01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:37,478
♪ The lights will keep me
dancing tonight ♪

1153
01:04:37,512 --> 01:04:39,146
-All right?
-Yeah.

1154
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,882
♪ Tonight... ♪

1155
01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:46,253
- You hungry?
- Uh...

1156
01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:48,656
-I am a bit, actually.
-Cheese toastie?

1157
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:51,458
-Oh, that'll be really nice,
thank you. -Yeah?

1158
01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:54,027
-Do you like marshmallows?
-I love marshmallows.

1159
01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,530
- Do you?
- Yeah.

1160
01:04:55,563 --> 01:04:57,030
For afters?

1161
01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:58,265
Yeah. Not for befores.

1162
01:04:58,298 --> 01:05:00,901
- No.
- That would be mad.

1163
01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:07,207
Charles!

1164
01:05:08,108 --> 01:05:10,444
-Charles!
-Charles?

1165
01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:13,180
Charles!

1166
01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:15,149
Oh, no, no.

1167
01:05:16,316 --> 01:05:18,452
No. No, no.

1168
01:05:18,485 --> 01:05:20,320
No.

1169
01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:22,322
Charles!

1170
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,324
Get out my way!

1171
01:05:26,393 --> 01:05:27,695
Charles!

1172
01:05:27,729 --> 01:05:30,832
-Charles!
-Charles!

1173
01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:37,070
I shouldn't have left him alone.

1174
01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:39,440
I'm an idiot.

1175
01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:41,643
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot,
I'm an idiot,

1176
01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:44,077
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot!

1177
01:05:48,716 --> 01:05:51,118
Get down.

1178
01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:01,696
Ya! Ya!

1179
01:06:16,043 --> 01:06:17,645
Do you want me to go with you?

1180
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:19,514
No, I'm okay.

1181
01:06:20,515 --> 01:06:22,382
-You sure?
-Yeah.

1182
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,228
All right, Pam?

1183
01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:36,497
-All right?
-What do you want?

1184
01:06:36,531 --> 01:06:38,098
Is Eddie in?

1185
01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,501
You got a cigarette?

1186
01:06:39,534 --> 01:06:41,034
No, I've given up.

1187
01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:43,437
Is that why you got fat?

1188
01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:45,540
Look at that.

1189
01:06:45,573 --> 01:06:48,275
-What is it?
-Pine cones.

1190
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:51,713
Who done that? You?

1191
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,515
Yeah, it's my pine cone bag.

1192
01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:56,083
It's all right. It's snazzy.

1193
01:06:56,116 --> 01:06:58,252
-Can I have one, Pam?
-Hey.

1194
01:06:58,285 --> 01:07:00,555
I want one, too, Pam.
I want a pine cone bag.

1195
01:07:00,588 --> 01:07:02,289
Can you do the girls one?

1196
01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:05,192
Ah. It's just a plain bag,
really, with, uh...

1197
01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:07,060
Yeah, can you do the girls one?

1198
01:07:07,094 --> 01:07:09,329
It's just glue and pine cones...

1199
01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:10,798
I didn't ask
what it was made of.

1200
01:07:10,832 --> 01:07:12,399
I said,
"Can you do the girls one?"

1201
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:15,102
One for her, one for her.
That's two, innit?

1202
01:07:15,703 --> 01:07:17,271
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

1203
01:07:17,304 --> 01:07:19,406
That's all I wanted to know.

1204
01:07:20,474 --> 01:07:21,809
Can I see Eddie first?

1205
01:07:21,843 --> 01:07:24,244
He's up by the cows.

1206
01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:29,617
Where are the cows?

1207
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:34,454
Sorry, I've never been here
before, so...

1208
01:07:34,488 --> 01:07:36,189
-Okay, look, walk that way.
-Yeah.

1209
01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:38,125
Big brown thing,
shits out one end.

1210
01:07:38,158 --> 01:07:40,093
Other end says, "I'm a cow."

1211
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:42,764
-Go on. You can't miss it.
-Uh, I'm going.

1212
01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:44,464
All right.

1213
01:08:01,214 --> 01:08:02,684
Why'd you steal Charles?

1214
01:08:02,717 --> 01:08:04,284
Huh?

1215
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:05,587
Charles.

1216
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:08,322
No, I didn't steal him, no.

1217
01:08:10,157 --> 01:08:13,093
He came here of his own accord.

1218
01:08:18,733 --> 01:08:19,867
Where is he?

1219
01:08:19,901 --> 01:08:21,603
Who?

1220
01:08:21,636 --> 01:08:23,136
Charles.

1221
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:25,506
Or whatever you call him.
What do you call him?

1222
01:08:27,709 --> 01:08:28,910
Tin Man.

1223
01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:30,511
Tin Man.

1224
01:08:30,545 --> 01:08:32,547
-Or Prat.
-Prat.

1225
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,481
- Or Tin Prat.
- Tin Prat.

1226
01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:35,717
That works.

1227
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,719
Where is he?

1228
01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:38,920
Oi!

1229
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:42,222
Tin Prat!

1230
01:08:43,758 --> 01:08:45,392
There he is.

1231
01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:51,666
What a mess.

1232
01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:55,737
Can I take him home, Eddie?

1233
01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:57,437
No.

1234
01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:58,940
-Please.
-No.

1235
01:08:58,973 --> 01:09:00,942
He's mine.

1236
01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:02,710
Eddie?

1237
01:09:02,744 --> 01:09:04,444
Right.

1238
01:09:16,356 --> 01:09:17,692
Hey.

1239
01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:20,193
Hey. Hey.

1240
01:09:20,828 --> 01:09:22,462
Hey. Hey.

1241
01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:24,866
You okay?

1242
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,534
Huh?

1243
01:09:26,567 --> 01:09:28,536
Look at you.

1244
01:09:28,569 --> 01:09:30,237
Huh?

1245
01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:32,607
Look at your...
look at your hair.

1246
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,710
Brian, I want to come home.

1247
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:40,480
I'm sorry, mate.

1248
01:09:40,515 --> 01:09:41,916
I'm sorry.

1249
01:09:41,949 --> 01:09:44,217
Hey, specky boy!

1250
01:09:44,952 --> 01:09:47,689
Our dad's gonna burn that thing.

1251
01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:49,289
What?

1252
01:09:49,322 --> 01:09:50,658
Your metal granddad.

1253
01:09:50,692 --> 01:09:52,827
We're cooking him.
He's going on the bonfire.

1254
01:09:57,865 --> 01:09:59,701
What?

1255
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:24,926
Would you like a marshmallow?

1256
01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:27,360
No. I'm all right, thanks.

1257
01:11:29,090 --> 01:11:31,225
What you gonna do?

1258
01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:37,865
If I do anything,
he'll just wallop me.

1259
01:11:37,899 --> 01:11:39,867
Can't you wallop him back?

1260
01:11:42,770 --> 01:11:46,339
W-We could wallop him
in a different way.

1261
01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:50,912
You can do loads of things
that he can't do.

1262
01:11:52,445 --> 01:11:56,551
I've never met anybody
that could build a robot.

1263
01:11:58,853 --> 01:12:00,888
Wouldn't know where to start.

1264
01:12:02,723 --> 01:12:04,759
I guess...

1265
01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:06,961
you should just start
at the beginning

1266
01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:08,963
and use your imagination.

1267
01:12:14,467 --> 01:12:17,004
I said that to you, didn't I?

1268
01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:19,472
Yeah, that's why I said it.

1269
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:31,451
Uh, yeah, that'll do.

1270
01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:33,688
-Tar remover.
-Yes.

1271
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:54,642
30-centimeter thrust gap.

1272
01:13:31,946 --> 01:13:33,080
Thank you very much.

1273
01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:47,128
Are you nervous?

1274
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:49,063
No, I'm all right.

1275
01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:51,999
Candy floss is shaking.

1276
01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:53,701
Oh.

1277
01:13:55,970 --> 01:13:58,739
I couldn't give a hoot
if Eddie hits me.

1278
01:13:59,907 --> 01:14:02,543
Couldn't give a hoot
what he does to me.

1279
01:14:03,277 --> 01:14:05,746
I genuinely couldn't
give a hoot anymore.

1280
01:14:07,848 --> 01:14:10,117
Well, I give a hoot.

1281
01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:12,520
About you.

1282
01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:20,661
I give a hoot about you, too.

1283
01:14:30,738 --> 01:14:32,873
That was a lovely feeling.

1284
01:14:33,641 --> 01:14:35,876
Thank you very much.

1285
01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:01,168
Who wants to see him burn?!

1286
01:15:03,971 --> 01:15:07,742
Burn him! Burn him! Burn him!

1287
01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:09,143
Burn him!

1288
01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:10,878
Burn him! Burn him!

1289
01:15:12,346 --> 01:15:14,815
Look at that! Look at that!

1290
01:15:14,849 --> 01:15:16,283
Look at him!

1291
01:15:16,317 --> 01:15:19,320
-Yeah!
-Burn him! Burn him!

1292
01:15:19,353 --> 01:15:21,155
Burn him! Burn him!

1293
01:15:21,188 --> 01:15:22,690
Burn him!

1294
01:15:22,723 --> 01:15:25,159
Burn him! Burn him!

1295
01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:26,894
Burn him!

1296
01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:28,763
Burn him! Burn him!

1297
01:15:28,796 --> 01:15:31,732
Burn him! Burn him!

1298
01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,581
-Toffee apples?
-I don't want a toffee apple.

1299
01:15:47,615 --> 01:15:49,183
-Oh, we've got two
for a pound... -No, I don't...

1300
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:51,685
-...or three for one pound, 25.
-I don't want a toffee apple.

1301
01:15:54,288 --> 01:15:56,157
Oh, look at that.

1302
01:15:56,190 --> 01:15:58,125
-Or we've got four for
one pound, 70. -No, I don't...

1303
01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:01,695
-I don't want a toffee apple.
-But we've got toffee plums...

1304
01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:23,984
Oh!

1305
01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:28,589
I'll throw both of you
in there!

1306
01:16:59,420 --> 01:17:01,689
You saved me, Brian.

1307
01:17:01,722 --> 01:17:04,225
You're welcome.

1308
01:17:04,258 --> 01:17:06,260
Are we safe now?

1309
01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:08,229
Nearly, mate. Nearly.

1310
01:17:09,063 --> 01:17:11,165
Can I sit in the front?

1311
01:17:11,198 --> 01:17:12,867
No, not now.

1312
01:17:18,038 --> 01:17:19,840
Hey!

1313
01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:23,210
- Go. Go!
- Hey! Hey!

1314
01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:25,946
Hey!

1315
01:17:35,823 --> 01:17:38,859
I'm sorry we argued, Brian.

1316
01:17:38,893 --> 01:17:41,061
I'm sorry, too.

1317
01:17:42,930 --> 01:17:44,698
Where are we going, Brian?

1318
01:17:44,732 --> 01:17:46,700
We're going home, Charles.

1319
01:17:46,734 --> 01:17:48,435
You're safe now.

1320
01:17:48,469 --> 01:17:51,172
Everything's gonna be
all right, okay?

1321
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,410
Put your foot down, Hazel!

1322
01:18:07,154 --> 01:18:09,023
This is looking perilous.

1323
01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,228
What is that, please?

1324
01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:17,798
It's my cabbage gun, Charles!

1325
01:18:17,831 --> 01:18:21,835
-It's a cannon
that fires cabbages! -Cool.

1326
01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:27,007
Three, two, one!

1327
01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:28,809
Fire!

1328
01:18:28,842 --> 01:18:30,477
Oh, bloody typical!

1329
01:18:30,512 --> 01:18:32,046
Bloody typical.

1330
01:18:35,115 --> 01:18:36,283
Danger, danger.

1331
01:18:37,084 --> 01:18:40,087
Brian?

1332
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,856
Eddie's got
another firework, Brian.

1333
01:18:49,029 --> 01:18:50,364
You are fly-tipping, Brian.

1334
01:18:50,397 --> 01:18:51,999
You're bloody right I am!

1335
01:19:03,944 --> 01:19:06,146
- You got him, Brian.
- Yes!

1336
01:19:08,516 --> 01:19:10,851
Go on!

1337
01:19:20,861 --> 01:19:23,030
Brian?

1338
01:19:30,938 --> 01:19:33,107
What are you playing at, Brian?

1339
01:19:40,314 --> 01:19:42,182
Take him back to my bonfire.

1340
01:19:45,286 --> 01:19:47,021
Take him back!

1341
01:19:54,862 --> 01:19:57,565
I'm gonna tell you
one more time.

1342
01:19:57,599 --> 01:20:01,302
You take that rag doll
back to my bonfire now!

1343
01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:14,048
What are you doing? Huh?

1344
01:20:14,081 --> 01:20:16,183
What's going on in there?

1345
01:20:16,216 --> 01:20:18,018
Am I gonna have to
embarrass you?

1346
01:20:18,052 --> 01:20:19,853
Is that what I'm gonna
have to do here

1347
01:20:19,887 --> 01:20:21,055
in front of all these people?

1348
01:20:21,088 --> 01:20:22,289
Is that what I'm gonna do,
is it?

1349
01:20:25,627 --> 01:20:28,028
We've all had
enough of you, Eddie.

1350
01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,032
You hear that?

1351
01:20:32,066 --> 01:20:35,035
He once stole
our Christmas tree, Brian.

1352
01:20:35,069 --> 01:20:37,304
And I confronted him,
and he tried to deny it,

1353
01:20:37,338 --> 01:20:39,239
but it was definitely
our Christmas tree,

1354
01:20:39,273 --> 01:20:42,142
'cause I recognized
the fairy lights.

1355
01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:43,844
Not very nice.

1356
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,114
What are you doing?

1357
01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,383
Oh, just leave him, Eddie.

1358
01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:52,219
Don't shove me, Eddie, please.

1359
01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:54,088
-I'm sorry, what was that?
-I said don't...

1360
01:20:54,121 --> 01:20:55,289
- Eddie, leave it.
- Leave him alone!

1361
01:20:55,322 --> 01:20:57,358
- Na-na-na-na-na...
- No.

1362
01:21:01,128 --> 01:21:02,930
No.

1363
01:21:06,266 --> 01:21:07,968
Get him, Dad. Go on.

1364
01:21:11,472 --> 01:21:13,641
Okay, Brian.

1365
01:21:13,675 --> 01:21:15,242
Yeah?

1366
01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:16,944
You want to go?

1367
01:21:33,427 --> 01:21:35,095
Right, what's that?

1368
01:21:35,129 --> 01:21:37,264
It's Brian's Super Shover.

1369
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:41,301
Right, Eddie,
I told you I've had it.

1370
01:21:41,335 --> 01:21:43,937
- Get back in.
- It's over, Eddie.

1371
01:21:45,172 --> 01:21:47,141
It's over.

1372
01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:50,244
- Oh, my goodness.
- Bull's-eye.

1373
01:21:50,277 --> 01:21:52,279
Oh, it's not over. I thought
it was over. It's not over.

1374
01:21:53,981 --> 01:21:55,916
Get in the car! Get in the car!

1375
01:21:57,317 --> 01:22:00,522
You don't mess
with Brian and Charles.

1376
01:22:01,455 --> 01:22:04,057
Leave it, Charles.

1377
01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:06,895
It's all right.

1378
01:22:18,238 --> 01:22:20,642
Not having it, is it?

1379
01:22:20,675 --> 01:22:22,544
Well done, Brian.

1380
01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:24,411
Thank you, June.

1381
01:22:24,445 --> 01:22:26,548
- Thank you, everybody.
- Good night.

1382
01:22:26,581 --> 01:22:28,048
Night.

1383
01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:29,983
Ready, Charles?

1384
01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:32,019
Ready, Brian.

1385
01:23:02,115 --> 01:23:04,485
You're being very quiet, Brian.

1386
01:23:06,688 --> 01:23:09,356
-Is everything okay?
-Ah.

1387
01:23:09,389 --> 01:23:11,291
It's fine.

1388
01:23:14,596 --> 01:23:16,531
What's going on?

1389
01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:22,402
I've got a little surprise
for you.

1390
01:23:23,437 --> 01:23:25,372
What do you mean?

1391
01:23:29,544 --> 01:23:31,278
What do you reckon that is?

1392
01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:34,214
A ticket.
It looks like a ticket.

1393
01:23:34,248 --> 01:23:36,784
It is a ticket.
It's a round-the-world ticket.

1394
01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:41,589
You're gonna see all the places
you always dreamed of.

1395
01:23:41,623 --> 01:23:43,123
-Really?
-Yeah.

1396
01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:45,125
-Are you kidding me?
-No.

1397
01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:46,728
Is he kidding me, guys?

1398
01:23:46,761 --> 01:23:48,730
I'm not kidding you.

1399
01:23:48,763 --> 01:23:50,732
-Are you kidding me?
-No.

1400
01:23:50,765 --> 01:23:52,767
Guys, is he kidding me?

1401
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,068
He thinks I'm kidding him.
I'm not.

1402
01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:57,505
Are you coming, too?

1403
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,575
-No.
-Why?

1404
01:24:00,608 --> 01:24:02,610
This is your adventure.

1405
01:24:03,578 --> 01:24:06,246
I've got everything I need
right here.

1406
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,115
I am actually going
to see the world.

1407
01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:09,851
Yeah, you are.

1408
01:24:09,884 --> 01:24:11,819
Oh, he's so excited.

1409
01:24:11,853 --> 01:24:14,288
-Woo-hoo.
-Look at you. Look at his feet.

1410
01:24:15,523 --> 01:24:17,725
-Tip, tap, tippety-tap.
-Woo-hoo-hoo.

1411
01:24:26,901 --> 01:24:31,204
♪ Across the evening sky ♪

1412
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:38,680
♪ All the birds are leaving ♪

1413
01:24:41,749 --> 01:24:45,352
♪ But how can they know ♪

1414
01:24:45,385 --> 01:24:51,593
♪ It's time for them to go? ♪

1415
01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:58,498
♪ Before the winter fire... ♪

1416
01:25:00,835 --> 01:25:03,236
<i>Here's your ticket, okay?</i>

1417
01:25:03,905 --> 01:25:05,540
Guess where you're going first.

1418
01:25:05,573 --> 01:25:07,609
Honolulu.

1419
01:25:07,642 --> 01:25:08,910
Yeah.

1420
01:25:08,943 --> 01:25:10,912
Have a great time, Charles.

1421
01:25:10,945 --> 01:25:13,280
Thank you, Hazel.

1422
01:25:13,313 --> 01:25:15,382
Oh, I almost forgot.

1423
01:25:15,415 --> 01:25:17,885
- I have a little gift for you.
- Oh.

1424
01:25:19,654 --> 01:25:21,188
Thank you.

1425
01:25:22,624 --> 01:25:23,791
Oh.

1426
01:25:27,895 --> 01:25:29,864
You soppy sod.

1427
01:25:29,897 --> 01:25:31,465
Look. He wants a kiss.

1428
01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:32,634
Oh.

1429
01:25:34,869 --> 01:25:36,470
Right.

1430
01:25:36,504 --> 01:25:39,574
Now, in here, you've got
a little bit of money, okay?

1431
01:25:39,607 --> 01:25:41,174
There's a travel guide,

1432
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:43,945
and there's a savoy cabbage,
okay, for the journey.

1433
01:25:43,978 --> 01:25:45,947
- Thank you.
- All right?

1434
01:25:45,980 --> 01:25:48,281
Look at you.

1435
01:25:48,315 --> 01:25:50,183
Get you all nice and tidy.

1436
01:25:50,217 --> 01:25:53,420
Brian, I will be fine.

1437
01:25:54,221 --> 01:25:55,957
I know. I'm sorry.

1438
01:25:57,725 --> 01:26:00,460
Go on. Go and see the world.

1439
01:26:02,697 --> 01:26:05,298
I'm going to miss you.

1440
01:26:08,936 --> 01:26:11,338
I'm gonna miss you, too.

1441
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:14,307
Come here.

1442
01:26:21,314 --> 01:26:22,817
Hoopla!

1443
01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:24,952
Hoopla. Go and see the world.

1444
01:26:24,986 --> 01:26:27,254
And don't forget
to send us a postcard.

1445
01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:30,457
Yeah, send us a postcard.

1446
01:26:33,661 --> 01:26:36,296
Goodbye, Brian.

1447
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,635
Goodbye, Charles.

1448
01:29:35,543 --> 01:29:37,612
Hold it now.

1449
01:29:37,645 --> 01:29:38,579
Kick it.

1450
01:29:40,447 --> 01:29:42,617
♪ I really love that beat ♪

1451
01:29:42,650 --> 01:29:44,785
♪ I'm Charles Petrescu ♪

1452
01:29:45,887 --> 01:29:48,556
♪ I'm seven feet tall
and this is my rap ♪

1453
01:29:48,589 --> 01:29:51,192
♪ From Iceland to Africa,
Russia and Japan ♪

1454
01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:54,161
♪ I want to see it all,
that would be cool, man ♪

1455
01:29:54,195 --> 01:29:56,597
♪ The world is so big,
so beautiful, too ♪

1456
01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:59,200
♪ I even want to travel
to Timbuktu ♪

1457
01:29:59,233 --> 01:30:01,903
♪ I'm traveling the world
and doing it in style ♪

1458
01:30:01,936 --> 01:30:04,772
♪ It makes me so happy
and really make me smile ♪

1459
01:30:04,805 --> 01:30:07,508
♪ I like the culture,
cuisine and all the history ♪

1460
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:10,678
♪ And everyone I meet
is so nice to me ♪

1461
01:30:12,046 --> 01:30:14,481
♪ I'm Charles Petrescu ♪

1462
01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:17,151
♪ It's nice to meet you ♪

1463
01:30:17,184 --> 01:30:19,654
♪ I'm Charles Petrescu ♪

1464
01:30:19,687 --> 01:30:23,557
♪ So, my gosh, I have seen
parrots, oceans and hills ♪

1465
01:30:23,591 --> 01:30:26,060
♪ I've seen penguins
and sunsets, what thrills ♪

1466
01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:28,930
♪ I've met so many people
and done so many things ♪

1467
01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:33,466
♪ I've flown on so many planes
I feel like I've got wings ♪

1468
01:30:36,771 --> 01:30:39,607
♪ I've seen lions and zebras,
temples and terns ♪

1469
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:42,076
♪ I love all the sights,
the smells and the sounds ♪

1470
01:30:42,109 --> 01:30:44,812
♪ I've seen the jungle
and danced all night long ♪

1471
01:30:44,845 --> 01:30:47,581
♪ I've met a hippo
and I've sung lots of songs ♪

1472
01:30:47,615 --> 01:30:49,951
♪ So if you're stuck in a rut,
not sure what to do ♪

1473
01:30:49,984 --> 01:30:52,787
♪ Pack up your suitcase
and get out there, too ♪

1474
01:30:52,820 --> 01:30:55,488
♪ Go and see the world
and you will feel free ♪

1475
01:30:55,523 --> 01:30:59,560
♪ And don't be surprised
if you bump into me ♪

1476
01:30:59,593 --> 01:31:01,762
♪ I'm Charles Petrescu. ♪

1477
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,968
Okay, guys,
let's get out of here.