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我有一個原則

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我會觀看和拍攝各種電影

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你看

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-看到嗎？
-看到

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我的錄影帶和收藏

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包涵各種電影

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其實…

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《情迷：葉帕》上映的時候

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嗯

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-…有一種很奇怪的現象
-例如呢？

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-電影背景是豪宅嘛？
-對

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因為這樣
有不少人賣掉了自己的豪宅

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耶希爾柯伊的豪宅通通空置了

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人們不想住豪宅

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換成住公寓

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旁人都看傻了眼

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引起了很大的反響

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我很高興看到這種反響

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我每天也會來這邊

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即使已經沒有拍電影

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我還是會寫

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寫劇本之類的

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所以…

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即使是徒勞，我也忍不住想要寫

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《情迷：葉帕》是第一部

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我和我哥賈馬爾同台演出的電影

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賈馬爾，願他安息

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-那是我和他的第一部電影
-願他安息

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嗯

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香菸？

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-你還會吸菸？
-一天一支不會怎樣

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之後我又拍了一部很棒的家庭電影

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受《歡樂日子》
和《家族之光》的啟發

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那些艾泰姆拍的電影

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就是那種家庭關係密切

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會互相擁抱

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作為老實人去生活的電影

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-那種家庭電影，我拍了
-叫甚麼名字？

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-你想知道？
-是

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-叫《父之苦》
-嗯

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但是電影中並非沒有劇情轉折

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我有加入轉折點

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誰主演的？

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我演父親

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邁米也有參演，願他安息

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願他安息

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他飾演…赫澤爾船長

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他飾演的赫澤爾船長是我的朋友

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我演父親

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小伙子們就飾演我的兒子

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沒錯

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費麗德也有參演

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是一部好電影，要看嗎？

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-好
-看完再聊吧

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好

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《不可以色色》

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我要殺了你！

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收走那瓶馬利寶酒！

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-他會打破！
-不要！

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你毀了我，你不是我的弟弟！

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-好啊，我無所謂
-我沒你這個弟弟！

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媽的，放開我

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-拍低俗色情片的傢伙！
-閉嘴

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-別拖我們下水
-這是甚麼色情場所？

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-你這個粗人！
-我要捅死你！

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-來啊，快點！
-我發誓要登上頭條！

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七千五

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對不起，我以為你已經收了片酬

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艾桑，要是我收了，我幹嘛…算了

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既然你們會為了這點小事吵架

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倒不如別再見面了

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拜託，你們也該和好了吧？

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不可能，除非他道歉

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並保證會資助有需要的人

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還說甚麼“有需要的人”？

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想不到你會來，賈馬爾

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可以給我一點那個嗎？

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你看，都給有需要的人了

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我告訴你們，賭局很精彩

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我們一直玩到天亮

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大家不停加注，三千、四千、五千

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視錢財如糞土一樣

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好，達斯蒂

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別再來我辦公室，離開

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賈馬爾，你走吧

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免得又吵架了

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-晚安
-晚安

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艾桑，難道我在你眼裡
甚麼都不是？

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不用說確切的地位
但真的一文不值嗎？

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我們可以相處得更好

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如你所說的一樣，弟弟

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我非常熱愛電影業，那是純粹的愛！

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保重！

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桃莉，我要走了

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要是你有舊衣服想捐出去…

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我有一件沒穿過的皮草大衣

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是喔？是狐皮嗎？

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是老狐狸

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可以給我嗎？我會把它給有需要的人

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我一直幫助有需要的人
害自己都沒錢買皮草大衣了

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是喔，沒關係

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先搬清貨車上的東西再整理器材

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我檢查過清單了

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我看看

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好

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不錯，非常棒

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很好，不錯吧？

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就是這個社區

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我們都快找不到地方

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在伊斯坦堡拍電影了，艾桑

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-怎麼了？
-沒甚麼

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木匠的木工坊呢？

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要弄的話，就用底層來弄吧

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-好
-換個地方不就行了？

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艾桑先生，可以跟你要簽名嗎？

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可以，來吧

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-派羅先生，能幫我們拍照嗎？
-沒問題

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-很好
-拍一張這樣的？

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-別拍了，馬上要開工
-孩子們

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艾桑先生
我有一個空手道電影的提案

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叫《乾羚老師》

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走，不要阻我們拍戲

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我們拍了很多電影，你都沒在看嗎？

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年輕一代真有料，艾桑

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錯不在我

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艾桑先生，你要拍電影嗎？我想參演

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小子，你爸爸呢？

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這是辦事處嗎？還要查背景？

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我爸是賣地毯的亞里夫，怎樣了？

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現在有我和邁米勒
堅哥還帶了一些年輕演員過來

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-堅哥，過來
-還有伯昆

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嗨，艾桑，這是我提過的朋友，賽米

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賽米？怎麼是瘦骨嶙峋？

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我是要身材魁梧的演員

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你好，請問我的拖車在哪裡？

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甚麼拖車？

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賽米就是這樣，他要有專屬的拖車

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你不問劇本，只問拖車？

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我們這些年輕人

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將來會讓土耳其電影更上一層樓

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所以拖車十分重要

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我們把東西搬到片場再看吧

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對，我們要先拍好土耳其電影

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你才有機會讓它更上一層樓

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-開工吧
-堅哥？

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開工吧

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-說甚麼拖車
-去幫忙吧

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有拖車其實挺好的

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拍攝期間可以進去休息

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有拖車固然是好，但我們沒有啊

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-懂嗎？
-快幫忙

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我當演員也要搬東西？

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住口，我快哭了，你幾時要走？

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“鳴天”

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明天？不行，你今天就要走！

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滾出去，我不要再看到你！

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先卡吧

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賽米，是明天，不“鳴天”
你咬字要清晰

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艾桑，怎麼回事？

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-父親是拉茲人嗎？
-試試角色而已

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艾桑，別怪我多口

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與其說“你幾時要走”

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不如說：“哎唷，你幾時要走？”

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-“哎唷”？
-哎唷

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他又怎麼回事？

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說實話，父親有拉茲口音
兒子卻沒有？

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有點怪怪的

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沒有諮詢方言教練的情況下
亂用其他地方的口音

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不太好吧

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堅哥，帶他上拖車，免得他被打

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我只是在試角色，你這是甚麼態度？

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我們不就是在綵排嘛

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你還是不要向難度挑戰吧

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讓我的角色當拉茲人
你正常演出就行

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那你來試一次

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白癡，聽不見我說甚麼嗎？

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別再惹我了，去你媽的！

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“去你媽的”？會不會太過火？

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好，行吧

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你來演拉茲人，隨便你

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兄弟，讓我的角色當拉茲人

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你究竟有沒有看過自己寫的劇本？

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赫澤爾船長沒有口音
但身為木匠的米迪卻是拉茲人？

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赫澤爾不是拉茲人？

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-是啊
-對嘛

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那麼…

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好，你來演吧，隨便你

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你可以演阿爾巴尼亞人

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可以嗎？阿爾巴尼亞人要怎麼演？

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-凡事先講“何必”就行
-我演阿爾巴尼亞人

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不行，你沒有這種天分

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相信我，你不適合

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我不適合，好，你來演

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交給全能的邁米來演好了

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別理他了

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站在一起，開拍之前拍一張合照

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-正好全員到齊
-父親站中間

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我不適合，是吧？

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很好，靠近一點

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準備好

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《父之苦》

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微笑…

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拍好

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阿爾巴尼亞口音也不行？

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好吧

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《庫尼爾影業》

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艾燦、古燦

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奧燦、泰燦，快出來囉

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雞蛋要涼掉囉，快出來

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-爸，早安
-早安

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-爸，早安
-早安

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-這是我坐的地方
-快坐下，兒子，叫你哥來

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快出來！

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-快點啦
-別推我

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-坐吧
-想要安靜看報紙都不行

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-吃早餐吧
-爸，茶我要濃一點

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把雞蛋拿來，廢物

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-快點
-爸，我的茶不要太濃

219
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-爸
-來吧

220
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-我的茶要淡一點
-好

221
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敲一下

222
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對嘛

223
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我的襯衫呢？

224
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熨好了，但是要新的紐扣

225
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,833
今天沒香腸嗎？

226
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-我不喜歡吃香腸
-我們喜歡

227
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爸，他們今天不用上課
要去學校旅行

228
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是喔？學校旅行？

229
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趁年輕去見識見識也好

230
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我要500里拉就夠了，爸爸

231
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是喔？好吧

232
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只給你最心愛的兒子，太過分了

233
00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:29,958
我才不會那麼偏心

234
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-給你
-謝謝

235
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要加點巧克力醬嗎？

236
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-來
-來一點也好

237
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怎麼說？怎麼了，兒子？

238
00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,541
老闆又處處針對我，說要開除我

239
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,416
替別人工作真不容易

240
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人總需要工作，要堅持下去

241
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我畢業後要自己當老闆

242
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你能熬過大一再說吧

243
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爸

244
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我今天跟女朋友見面
可以給我一點錢嗎？

245
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你愛她嗎？

246
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非常愛

247
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她想去吃漢堡，然後再去古爾漢公園

248
00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:04,500
給我五千里拉就夠了

249
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,041
-你一定很愛她了
-對

250
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,458
-給
-早上好

251
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一起吃吧，赫澤爾船長

252
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,583
我先走了

253
00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:13,833
那台爛車還在外面

254
00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:16,416
米迪，不是說你兒子會處理嗎？

255
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,625
很快，先坐吧，我給你倒杯茶

256
00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,833
那台老爺車在等報廢

257
00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:22,708
只是爸爸不願面對，赫澤爾叔叔

258
00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,833
那車大有用處，兒子，我不忍心

259
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,208
米迪，你最近好嗎？

260
00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:28,291
挺好的，來些巧克力醬

261
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,458
甚麼醬？

262
00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:33,208
他們狼吞虎咽的
幾乎把罐子都吃掉了

263
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,125
我先走了

264
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,791
爸，給我500里拉

265
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,000
-500？
-那給我一千吧

266
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好

267
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,166
拿去，上課加油

268
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,416
-謝謝爸
-掰，兒子

269
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,583
-快出門吧
-看看他們

270
00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:49,416
米迪，任何男人看到你

271
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也會選擇自宮，永遠不生孩子

272
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:53,791
那是怎麼回事？

273
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,416
你是怎麼忍受跟他們一起住的？

274
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,875
你告訴我，米迪

275
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他們是我的小猛獅，船長，無畏無懼

276
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,375
無畏無懼個屁

277
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,958
“爸，給我500”，“爸，給我一千”

278
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,875
這樣家裡開銀行也不夠花吧

279
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:12,208
沒辦法，我父兼母職嘛

280
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,625
米迪，錢的事情就算了

281
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,041
但是幹女人的活，會讓你漸漸失心瘋

282
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,125
-不要幹了
-別這樣說嘛，赫澤爾

283
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,083
這個家需要一個女人，米迪

284
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,833
你目前的狀態一點都不好

285
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,625
雖然是挺適合你的

286
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,416
但是不能相提並論

287
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,250
你這可憐的家庭主婦

288
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,208
船長，他們是我的心肝寶貝

289
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,958
要是有人傷害他們

290
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,666
我誓不罷休

291
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,750
米迪，你聽我說吧

292
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,583
你不應該為他們犧牲那麼多

293
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:51,166
他們已經是大人，卻還沒成家立室

294
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,125
你不該這樣寵他們

295
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,583
我告訴你，這樣遲早會適得其反

296
00:11:56,625 --> 00:12:00,375
父親有責任餵飼雛鳥
直到牠們離巢高飛

297
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:04,708
你胡說甚麼？他們在你巢裡吃喝拉撒

298
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,291
趕走他們吧

299
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,625
木匠米迪

300
00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,375
嗨，菲莉絲

301
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:10,500
我帶了葡萄葉包飯

302
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,791
-你媽媽做的？
-不，是我做的

303
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,708
一場鄰居，估計你也聞到香味
所以就拿些來給你了

304
00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,375
免得你…聞得到、吃不到

305
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:21,125
米迪，你聽到菲莉絲說甚麼嗎？

306
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,250
放著就行

307
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,583
我要給你回禮才行
我送你一些肉丸吧

308
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,625
不用這麼客氣了

309
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,625
以身相許就差不多

310
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,500
米迪，你瘋了嗎？

311
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,166
她跟你調情，你卻把人家當成阿姨

312
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,958
說要回禮甚麼的

313
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,791
她才不是在調情，赫澤爾

314
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,208
我告訴你，她那就是調情

315
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,208
葡萄葉包飯都只是藉口

316
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,625
她怎麼會向我這個老頭子調情呢？

317
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,083
她挺可愛的

318
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,333
你好好想清楚吧

319
00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,625
威化餅？艾燦，你認真嗎？

320
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,791
起碼帶我去麵包店吧

321
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,791
我都特意翹課出來了

322
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:10,666
等我的投注結果出來了
我帶你去高級餐廳

323
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,250
父親知道我翹課，肯定很生氣

324
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,625
“你怎麼會看上那個窮小子？”

325
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,541
你應該跟他說
我雖然窮，可是雞巴很…

326
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,291
我怎麼可能這樣說？

327
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,666
我之後親自告訴他

328
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,375
狠狠甩在桌面

329
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,458
你開玩笑的吧？

330
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,625
-我是說把結婚證甩在桌面
-噢

331
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,250
先斬後奏，他就只能接受

332
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,583
要一個

333
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,500
謝謝

334
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,916
加油，鋼鐵灰！

335
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,416
加油！

336
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,750
-該死的…
-又輸了

337
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,666
去你的臭腳！

338
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,666
奧燦，借一百給我，我要押雙倍

339
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,500
艾燦，冷靜點，別亂花你爸爸的錢

340
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,416
你少管閒事

341
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,666
別浪費時間了，米迪
化油器都壞了

342
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,791
等等

343
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875
嗨，木匠米迪

344
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,375
她又來了

345
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:22,041
媽媽叫我送一些宮殿酥條給你
說可以壯陽

346
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,208
是喔，謝謝，你太厚禮了

347
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,708
是你媽媽這樣說？

348
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,958
-車壞了？
-對

349
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,541
或許需要車震一下才會起動

350
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,791
也沒有那麼嚴重

351
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,000
對吧，米迪？

352
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,000
我媽想找你聊，你有空就去找她吧

353
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,083
好像跟我有關，我也不知道

354
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,666
我今晚餵飽孩子再過去

355
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,291
好，今晚見

356
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,666
趕緊上她吧

357
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,250
我快受不了你們之間的情意綿綿了

358
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,791
赫澤爾，她是我鄰居的女兒
別胡思亂想

359
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:57,500
米迪，既然車壞了
就別浪費這些宮殿酥條了

360
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:58,791
給我吧

361
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,291
信不信我捅死你

362
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,000
有種捅我，沒種捅她？

363
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,375
你看不見嗎？她熱情似火

364
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,125
你是不是瘋了？

365
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,208
別說了

366
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,833
我要去收衣服

367
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,208
你這樣實在不行

368
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,291
不會有好結果的

369
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,500
你不吃，自然有其他人會吃，米迪

370
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,750
滾吧，煩死了

371
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,500
好了

372
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,416
兒子們呢？

373
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,125
終於，謝天謝地

374
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,500
-你的兄弟呢？我很擔心你們
-我怎麼知道？

375
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,625
-晚餐吃甚麼？
-綠扁豆湯、炒飯、優格

376
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,333
又是這種軍訓式晚餐

377
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,791
-你們去哪裡了？
-我剛下班…

378
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,416
-看路吧，畜牲！
-別推好嗎？

379
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,041
我很擔心你們！

380
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,916
一天又過去了

381
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,125
給我來一點吧
扁豆也只能硬著頭皮吃了

382
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,083
很好吃的，兒子，有甚麼不好？

383
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,000
拿去

384
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,666
這個小混蛋學會吸菸了

385
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,333
你看，身上還帶著菸

386
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,208
奧燦？那是怎麼回事？

387
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,333
不然呢？你以為我買得起進口貨喔？

388
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,708
學校旅行好玩嗎？

389
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,416
第一場就輸了

390
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,625
閉嘴，智障

391
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,958
艾燦？怎麼了？

392
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,791
人家跟你分手嗎？

393
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,416
閉嘴

394
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,208
艾燦，到底怎麼了？

395
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:39,166
他們說我太窮，沒資格娶他們女兒

396
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,208
我們確實是窮

397
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:43,500
是沒錯

398
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,000
也許我們該幫你找一個對象

399
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,625
跟你門當戶對的對象

400
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,250
爸，你知道嗎？古燦被老闆開除了

401
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,000
-古燦？
-是真的，爸，他開除我了

402
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,250
不行…

403
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,166
-沒有人可以…
-爸，冷靜

404
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,125
開除我的孩子

405
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,333
-爸，沒關係
-爸

406
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,541
-我的好孩子！
-冷靜

407
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,125
-沒關係
-他怎麼說？

408
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,000
-冷靜
-“我要開除你”？

409
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,583
-爸，拜託
-冷靜點

410
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,125
-沒關係
-我要好好教訓他

411
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,875
-沒事
-我要讓他好看

412
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,791
-好了，先冷靜下來吧
-放鬆

413
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,208
-我要教訓他
-好

414
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,000
-我很冷靜
-冷靜

415
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,166
吃飯吧，別餓壞肚子

416
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,291
我看門沒鎖，所以擅自進來了

417
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,666
我媽媽做了爆米花

418
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,250
她說我們可以一起看劇

419
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,333
之後在毯子下面做些特別的事情

420
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,333
你媽說得太露骨了

421
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,000
不許笑！

422
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,208
我們明天就開始籌備婚禮吧

423
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:54,041
不要再提，你害我都緊張起來了

424
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,166
搞定，非常好，大家做好本分

425
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,041
來，上去繼續

426
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,458
要重重摔倒讓老爸聽見

427
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:02,458
好

428
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:03,958
伊施梅，刀給我

429
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,333
別再提菲克雷的事
讓我們好好睡上一覺吧

430
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,083
要是你看到她有多慘…

431
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,333
我好想吸菸，頭好痛

432
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:15,916
求你了，趕緊睡吧

433
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,916
我怎麼睡得著？

434
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,041
我怕她會自殺

435
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,583
別胡說了

436
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,833
不好了，你聽到嗎？

437
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,291
聽到甚麼？根本沒事發生，趕緊睡吧

438
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,750
不是沒事發生

439
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,458
樓上不妙了，我們快去看看吧

440
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,708
我要和艾瑟私奔

441
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,583
把她帶來這裡

442
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,041
你那份工作怎麼辦？

443
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,125
都怪你跟爸爸亂說

444
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,833
要是他知道，你死定了

445
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,625
他又不會去找你老闆

446
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,666
我可以吸一口嗎？

447
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,166
想得美，學校最近怎麼樣？

448
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,625
他答不上啊，他都沒去上學

449
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,916
你們在外面幹嘛？吸菸？

450
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,916
沒有

451
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,791
幹嘛讓我和她獨處？她睡著了

452
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,666
現在怎麼辦？

453
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,375
用地毯把她包起來吧

454
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,625
埃梅爾沙雲在電影裡是這麼演的

455
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,541
別開玩笑了，我們家哪有那種地毯？

456
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:11,875
幫我抱起她

457
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,833
米迪，你在幹嘛？

458
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,333
她睡著了，我要送她回家

459
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,875
別把那姑娘扔到垃圾桶裡

460
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,833
她依然有幾分姿色

461
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,458
別開玩笑了，真是的

462
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,208
這個老好人，連泡妹都不會

463
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,375
尤達施太太

464
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:34,916
尤達施太太

465
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,541
尤達施太太

466
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,166
爸，快點，我要出門了

467
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,166
知道，馬上來

468
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,416
-好了
-我第一場要押迅雷贏

469
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,291
-不，我要押沙祖贏
-我不吃

470
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,375
-押沙祖贏？
-那是阿拉伯種馬

471
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,583
-我有收到內幕消息
-全黑的種馬

472
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,250
-就這點錢？拜託！
-我要押迅雷

473
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,500
-爸爸
-來，艾燦

474
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,833
-吃點吧，你還沒吃東西
-謝謝爸

475
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,000
-來
-不給錢嗎？

476
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,375
有…等一下

477
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,916
-好，上課加油
-掰掰

478
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,208
-謝了
-兒子，路上小心

479
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,916
古燦，你不去上班嗎？

480
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,500
不去，我不要給那個罵我的男人打工

481
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,625
你不去，我去

482
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,041
他罵你，是吧？

483
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,250
爸爸，你知道地址？

484
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,291
身為父親
你以為我沒地址就找不到嗎？

485
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,125
等你當父親的時候就知道了

486
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,166
他是要去哪裡？

487
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,208
（信譽物流公司）

488
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,625
我跟他說了，他不聽

489
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,333
知道

490
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,583
先生，很抱歉
卡尼先生目前沒辦法見你

491
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,166
我也沒辦法這樣等下去！

492
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,333
等等，你要做甚麼？

493
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,625
我身為人父

494
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,000
我不會放過你

495
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,416
怎麼回事，賈莉？這是誰？

496
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,291
我是一名父親

497
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,500
你是大老闆卡尼先生吧？

498
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,833
我不懂你意思

499
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,708
古燦，我是古燦的爸爸

500
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,000
記不記得他？

501
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,458
一直默默耕耘

502
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:12,125
讓你可以高枕無憂

503
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,708
買遊艇、買房子

504
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:15,916
我是他的爸爸

505
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,041
古燦是誰？他是甚麼部門，賈莉？

506
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,416
就是我的寶貝古燦

507
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:25,375
小時候用水汪汪的眼睛看著我

508
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,541
跟我說將來要成為飛機師

509
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,791
古燦，姓甚麼？

510
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:31,833
先生

511
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,333
我勸你幾句吧

512
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:37,333
你或許是高高在上的大老闆…

513
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,125
先生，我告訴你，我們沒有這個員工

514
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,708
古燦泰姆契

515
00:21:41,791 --> 00:21:43,250
古燦泰姆契

516
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,833
這裡有古凡安泰佩

517
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,166
和古曼帕嘉，就是沒有古燦

518
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,750
不，他叫古燦！

519
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,666
仔細找，叫古燦

520
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,125
他是我兒子

521
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,416
天啊，這裡沒有一個叫古燦的員工

522
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,041
不，我不容許你欺負我的孩子

523
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,625
誰都不准欺負他們！

524
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,791
沒有人可以欺負我的孩子！

525
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,208
-天啊
-老闆！

526
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,125
先生！

527
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,625
嗯…好

528
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,416
他緊張症發作

529
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,250
他的生命徵象看起來也有不妥

530
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,916
-甚麼意思？情況很壞嗎？
-這個…

531
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,541
我受夠你們這些混帳了

532
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,208
即使是1980年代

533
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,083
你也不用一直吸菸吧？

534
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,291
這是該死的醫院！

535
00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:32,958
他的身體承受著巨大的壓力

536
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,541
他是一個無私奉獻的人嗎？

537
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,041
完全是

538
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:41,000
他似乎一直在付出…

539
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,166
你提到他有孩子吧？

540
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,833
都是成年人了，可以自給自足那種

541
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:50,208
我猜他一直父兼母職吧？

542
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:53,083
而且已經持續多年

543
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:57,250
米迪先生的體內

544
00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,041
連一點睪丸素都沒有

545
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,166
那是甚麼？

546
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:05,416
性激素和同化類固醇

547
00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:08,791
他的無私奉獻

548
00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,083
使身體逐漸改變

549
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,083
變成一副母親的身體

550
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:17,583
他的大腦啟動了
保護者和照顧者的模式

551
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,833
醫學上而言，問題出在軟腦膜上

552
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,083
在古拉丁語中

553
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:27,125
“軟腦膜”又稱“軟弱的媽媽”

554
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:31,958
硬腦膜和蛛網膜就沒甚麼問題

555
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:32,958
講人話

556
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,625
就是…

557
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,750
外行人來說

558
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,666
他的睪丸已經名存實亡了

559
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,791
我有提醒過他的，醫生

560
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:47,125
我叫他別這樣，他就是不聽

561
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,541
你看他變成甚麼鬼樣！

562
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,875
他們是我的孩子

563
00:23:52,958 --> 00:23:55,541
一直以來，我父兼母職

564
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,000
天啊

565
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,333
我沒見過這種場面

566
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,541
醫生，他頭頂發光

567
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,291
你們滾吧

568
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,666
我不想惹上麻煩

569
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:08,750
佩安，我可以是信奉實證科學的人

570
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,333
給我滾出去

571
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,333
佩安！

572
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:28,916
多虧你們，他終於成仙了

573
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:31,833
醫生說他是失心瘋了

574
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:35,041
至於那道光，似乎是善心引致

575
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,583
爸爸

576
00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:38,708
你聽得見嗎，爸爸？

577
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,541
奧燦、泰燦

578
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,666
古燦、艾燦

579
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,458
孩子們，回去房間吧

580
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:48,458
要早睡早起

581
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:51,208
上課加油

582
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,666
我的好兒子！

583
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,333
該死的

584
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,541
他瘋了

585
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:58,583
或許有開關可以關掉

586
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,208
沒有，我檢查過了

587
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,250
怎麼辦？

588
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:07,708
這都是你們幾個死小孩造成的

589
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,083
你們太丟人了

590
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,416
他們是我的孩子

591
00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:12,041
木匠米迪

592
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:16,166
媽媽說我今晚可以過來睡

593
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,083
怎麼了？他發生了甚麼事？

594
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:21,750
他的頭會發光了

595
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,833
醫生說他太有奉獻精神了

596
00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:27,333
哎呀，米迪，我開燈做愛會害羞

597
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:29,208
小姑娘，說話要看場合

598
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:31,916
我一直以來父兼母職

599
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,958
爸爸，我是誰？

600
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:35,666
艾燦

601
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,291
這裡有幾根手指？

602
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,500
五千里拉應該夠用了

603
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:42,250
你弟拿五百，其他拿一千吧

604
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,166
泰燦，記得穿厚一點

605
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,333
別著涼了

606
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,583
他們是我的孩子

607
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,833
我知道了

608
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,750
我們聯絡烏魯丹達爾，讓他上電視

609
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,041
找甚麼烏魯丹達爾？

610
00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,750
我們會聲名大噪

611
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,250
也是

612
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:02,833
世界上有多少人
能像他一樣自帶頭燈？

613
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:05,875
對前來觀看的人收費，賣門票

614
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,250
不行

615
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,625
應該要像希扎德巴希那裡
搭一個帳篷

616
00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:13,041
稱他為《佛光之父》

617
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,833
吻手費500里拉

618
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:18,250
艾燦，吻手500，握手100，如何？

619
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:21,666
我們可以印一張巨型橫幅

620
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,208
我和奧燦把它掛在車上
我再用喇叭宣傳

621
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:28,541
只要上了烏魯丹達爾的節目
就不需要宣傳隃

622
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:33,625
你們要讓他像馬戲團的猴子一樣
在帳篷裡表演？

623
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,416
你們太過分了

624
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,666
米迪，我先告辭了

625
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,291
你終於醒悟，可惜為時已晚

626
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:44,291
只能求蒼天保佑你了

627
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:45,541
少管閒事吧，船長

628
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,083
這是我們和父親的決定

629
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,708
-不用理他
-就是

630
00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:51,000
他只想分一杯羹

631
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,875
真不知道你們是跟誰學的

632
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,583
希望不是跟你媽學的
不然我會臭罵她

633
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,875
這光會一直亮著嗎？

634
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,750
會不會很浪費電？

635
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,166
菲莉絲，你還是回家吧

636
00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:11,791
-回家？
-對，快點家

637
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:13,333
-快走
-好吧

638
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,750
記得木匠米迪嗎？就是他

639
00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,375
烏魯丹達爾來了！

640
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:30,458
終於來了

641
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:41,791
巴奇，開機了嗎？

642
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,083
各位觀眾大家好

643
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,791
我們今天來到芬迪克札德一個社區

644
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,583
在鄰居好奇的目光下

645
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,500
我們來到木匠米迪的門前

646
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:54,375
據說他是一個受人愛戴和尊敬
而且會無私奉獻的父親

647
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,375
我稍後將會進去訪問他

648
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,166
-烏魯先生，快進去
-進去

649
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,208
-進去
-快進去

650
00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:02,958
我馬上要進屋了，親愛的觀眾們

651
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:05,666
好！

652
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,333
先生，我是烏魯丹達爾
方便開門嗎？

653
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,000
方便開門嗎，先生？

654
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,625
烏魯丹達爾來了

655
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,333
先生，方便開門嗎？

656
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:29,500
別開門

657
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,041
別開門

658
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,375
先生，方便開門嗎？

659
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:36,291
不開門嗎？

660
00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:39,000
等我訊號，先別開門

661
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,083
-烏魯先生，住手！
-你這個混帳

662
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,125
請問方便開門嗎？

663
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,708
烏魯丹達爾

664
00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:54,375
好，開門吧

665
00:28:58,916 --> 00:28:59,875
跟我進去，巴奇

666
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:03,500
廢物，你聽不見我敲門嗎？

667
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,875
歡迎你

668
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:06,583
站出一點

669
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:07,541
巴奇

670
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,958
各位觀眾，大家好

671
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,375
我旁邊幾位是米迪的兒子

672
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:15,458
我現在會訪問一下他們

673
00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:16,583
卡，巴奇

674
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,833
怎麼我敲門那麼久不來開門？

675
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,000
給我倒杯水

676
00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:25,708
-跟我進去，巴奇
-水

677
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,333
水

678
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:31,000
好，首先，他是一個好父親嗎？

679
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,958
是，他一直是個好爸爸

680
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,041
發光這種事情是挺影響的，不過…

681
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:38,125
我們更加愛他了，烏魯先生

682
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:42,416
作為他的兒子，我們也付出不少

683
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,875
你是學生吧？

684
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:46,250
我也是學生，烏魯先生
我目前在學中

685
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,958
對，各位觀眾

686
00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:51,500
現在輪到訪問米迪先生了

687
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,125
米迪先生…

688
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:57,666
你們家有蟑螂

689
00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:01,791
通常由爸爸負責打掃
肯定是他打掃得不乾淨了

690
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,875
明白

691
00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:06,291
米迪先生，請問你感覺如何？

692
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:07,875
烏魯先生，我善心爆棚

693
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,666
一直充滿善心

694
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,500
善心滿滿對我百利而無一害

695
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:14,708
而你還有兒子陪在身邊

696
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:18,208
希望蒼天會保佑他們這些乖孩子

697
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:22,333
米迪先生，你對自己頭頂發亮
有甚麼看法？

698
00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:25,083
我希望那是一件好事

699
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,791
-真心希望
-謝謝

700
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,625
各位觀眾

701
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:32,541
我們在下週的全新主題再次相見

702
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:33,708
卡，巴奇

703
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,041
保重了，各位

704
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,750
烏魯先生…

705
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:42,000
訪問有報酬嗎？付錢之類的

706
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,208
沒有

707
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:46,125
下次，聽到敲門就馬上給我開門

708
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,041
知道

709
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,041
我們走

710
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,666
（佛光父之苦，一張照片500里拉）

711
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:54,958
嗨，歡迎

712
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:56,833
-一張票
-謝謝

713
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,583
-付完了？
-給他一張票

714
00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,250
好，拿去

715
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,000
-他付過錢了吧？喂
-歡迎

716
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,250
對，付過了，讓他們進去吧

717
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:06,458
-給這位女士一張票
-好，你的票

718
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,291
請在這裡稍等

719
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,250
-歡迎，納米克
-謝謝

720
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:11,541
-太太好嗎？
-挺好的

721
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,416
-奧燦
-聖光能治百病

722
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,000
-再帶幾個進去
-請進

723
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,958
-好，謝謝
-進去

724
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,500
-排隊
-請稍等一下

725
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:21,625
大家稍後會有機會拍照
不過動作要快

726
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,416
-快點
-不要拖太久

727
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,791
-給他一張票
-好

728
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:25,833
-消毒一下
-好

729
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,000
-謝謝
-嗯

730
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:28,166
-寶貝
-來一點

731
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,750
-怎麼樣？
-很順利

732
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:31,458
-甚麼時候能拿到？
-要幾張？

733
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,708
幾天後就可以過來取

734
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,375
照片是這樣的

735
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,875
你們主要想知道攝影機
能否拍到那光暈吧？

736
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,250
-能拍到的
-沒錯

737
00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:41,375
童叟無欺

738
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,333
-好了
-四張？好

739
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,000
爸，看鏡頭

740
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,208
對，不要瞇眼

741
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:51,000
-快點
-是菲莉絲

742
00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,125
我也想進去拍照

743
00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:56,416
菲莉絲，人人都得買票

744
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,791
菲莉絲，請你到後面排隊

745
00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,416
-拜託
-麻煩你了

746
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,791
好吧

747
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,166
別站在這邊礙事

748
00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:05,916
眼睛張開

749
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,166
靠近一點

750
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,583
再近一點

751
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,041
準備…

752
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,208
好了

753
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,541
去吧

754
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,583
不好意思，我們今天打烊了

755
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,708
我爸累了，明天請早

756
00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,083
晚安

757
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:20,791
11500里拉

758
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,875
賺了多少？

759
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,583
你聽到吧，11500里拉

760
00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:26,625
就這？肉丸攤可能賺得比我們多

761
00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,500
還行吧，老爸怎麼樣？

762
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,250
他不肯上床，就呆坐在那邊

763
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,458
-光環還在吧？
-對

764
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:33,583
那別管他了

765
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,875
我來見我老朋友了

766
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:38,541
我們打烊了

767
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,291
明早再來買票進去看你朋友吧

768
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:44,041
-你們要這樣玩，是吧？
-是啊

769
00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:46,416
隨便你們

770
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,041
走吧

771
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:49,750
走你的

772
00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:52,875
真奇葩

773
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:54,458
希望我老了以後不會像他一樣

774
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,333
麻煩的傢伙

775
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:57,916
那是誰？

776
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,791
艾燦先生

777
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:19,458
正是，請問有事嗎？

778
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,208
德芙蘭登杜

779
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,500
你說我們可以私下談談

780
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:27,416
對，請進

781
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,125
難以置信，真的在發光

782
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,958
-白天也是這樣？
-沒錯

783
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:40,000
米迪先生，我們狄迪出版社

784
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,791
想要跟你做一筆獨家合約

785
00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:45,583
我們想把你的故事寫成傳記

786
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:49,166
買斷閣下傳記電影的知識產權

787
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,375
包括出品所有玩具

788
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,125
以西方市場而言，就是“商品權”

789
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,500
瑪維，拿支票

790
00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,833
一個五千萬里拉的項目

791
00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:01,041
認真嗎？天啊

792
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,416
對不起了，爸

793
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,833
你叫甚麼名字？德芙蘭？

794
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:06,833
沒錯

795
00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,458
我的孩子一直在外面

796
00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:11,125
賣門票給想見我的人

797
00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:13,833
沒錯，但這不一樣

798
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:17,625
過去35年來，我一直父兼母職

799
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,166
之後就變成這樣了

800
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:26,166
我向來無欲無求
把他們放在第一位

801
00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,125
這是給你的支票，五千萬

802
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:32,791
收下吧，爸爸

803
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:36,125
支票可以寫我孩子的名字嗎？

804
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,708
但支票是你名下的

805
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:39,375
瑪維，拿合約給他

806
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:41,291
在上面簽名

807
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:42,375
簽一下就好

808
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,666
這樣就可以了？

809
00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:49,791
是

810
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,875
-艾燦
-是，爸爸

811
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,958
古燦、泰燦、奧燦

812
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,666
-請說，爸爸
-是，爸爸

813
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:58,458
你們有回報過父母的付出嗎？

814
00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:00,208
實在是無以為報

815
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,458
無以為報吧？

816
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,625
能用金錢來衡量嗎？

817
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:04,791
可以

818
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:09,208
所以是值五千萬里拉？

819
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,416
沒錯

820
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,541
那保重了

821
00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:14,791
-爸爸
-爸爸

822
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,000
-爸爸
-爸爸呢？

823
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,375
-爸爸
-去哪裡了？

824
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,000
-爸爸呢？
-發生甚麼事？

825
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,875
-爸爸
-你去哪了？

826
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,000
-你在哪裡？
-他在哪裡？

827
00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:24,041
-爸爸
-怎麼回事？

828
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,541
-爸爸
-你去哪了？

829
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:26,958
-爸爸
-你在哪裡？

830
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,500
爸爸，你到底去哪裡了？

831
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,416
爸爸

832
00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:34,000
爸爸！

833
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,958
當晚過後，就沒有人見過米迪

834
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:01,500
他們出了關於他的自傳和電影

835
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:04,041
但從此就沒有人見過木匠米迪

836
00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,541
幾個孩子完全迷失了方向

837
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,250
他們把爛車賣掉

838
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,083
不久後就搬走了

839
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,166
我接管了木工坊

840
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,166
很自然，我是以自己為先

841
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:15,583
突然有一天…

842
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,291
赫澤爾船長，你的郵件

843
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,416
（馬爾地夫）

844
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,041
“赫澤爾，這是我從馬爾地夫
寫給你的信

845
00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:25,625
我過得非常舒適
體內的激素也恢復了

846
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:29,333
我仍然很感激
兒子們讓我有機會過這段人生

847
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:31,791
他們把我引向光明

848
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,541
我知道他們八成已經離開了

849
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,083
要是你有機會見到他們

850
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,708
就叫他們滿身大汗的時候別喝冰水

851
00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:40,291
而且要尊重父母

852
00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:42,000
以光明和關愛的心

853
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,500
“祝你安康，米迪字”

854
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,291
（《父之苦》）

855
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,583
賣很好吧？

856
00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:07,500
非常好

857
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,625
（《父之苦》）

858
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,250
我們來慶祝一下

859
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,291
準備好就給我一個徵兆吧

860
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,416
要是有巧克力醬就好了

861
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,458
（劇終）

862
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:07,208
字幕翻譯：李瑋樂