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大家都很關注《月亮上的愛人》
那是怎麼回事？

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那部電影是我拍的

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-真的嗎？
-那是滿好看的，夠色

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但就從未上映，因為被燒了

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-甚麼？
-被燒了

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-是真的火燒那種
-真的燒了？

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最後只剩下海報

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我不知道這裡有沒有

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我辦公室就有一張

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只剩下海報，實在可惜

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-母帶救不了
-太可惜了

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但是我們查過你拍的電影

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戲名都很猥褻，艾桑先生

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-不會很奇怪嗎？
-親愛的，猥褻之事隨處可見

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-那是人之常情，我…那個
-甚麼？

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-我嘴巴很臭，這我承認
-是

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但是內心純潔，那才是最重要的

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嘴巴臭沒關係，內心純潔就好

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我們看有人以此來批評你

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有些人會說
“我不能和孩子一起看”

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對

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-生孩子很容易
-是？

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-我84歲，要當爸也不難
-你認真嗎？

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-我想當也沒毛病
-是

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但是之後呢？

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你要為孩子負起責任

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-對
-也是

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《不可以色色》

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掙扎

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-“我要你成為我的人”
-我要你成為我的人

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“你不得進入我的身體，邪靈”

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你不得進入我的身體，邪靈

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你繼續拍她，往男孩嘴裡加點白沫

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掙扎…

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桃莉，砍死這個臭男人

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對

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可以嗎？

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好，停下，桃莉

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艾桑先生，電鋸沒開，我投入不了

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親愛的，去洗個臉，提提神

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我表現如何？

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我很佩服你的演技

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邁米勒先生？

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很有野心、才華和活力

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有消息再通知你

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-你先走吧
-好

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有個溫室學生叫奧克塔伊卡伊納爾賈

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明明說要來，可是學校不給

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真是個廢物

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-拿去回收都嫌浪費資源
-真的

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-請進
-可以進？

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-《有呼吸就能上》？
-對

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-給他一把電鋸
-好

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稍等

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《有東西就能鋸》是我們一個企劃

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你要飾演蘇亞

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被邪靈附身，三、二、一，開始

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-甚麼？
-我叫你飾演蘇亞

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被邪靈附身，開始表演

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三，開始

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我可以先做些呼吸練習嗎？

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孩子，別顧著打遊戲，去馬卡公園

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跑上幾個圈夠不夠？

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我們趕時間，馬上開始！

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對不起

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-我有點緊張
-放鬆

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你們可以想像我的情況吧

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被附身的蘇亞，快

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開始

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我可以不看著你做嗎？

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不用緊張，開始

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你有所不知

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你多年來一直讓我
飾演更高難度的角色

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我已經演很多年了

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到底是甚麼？

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《色色水管工》

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《兩蛋一腸的三人行》

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《17公分的困擾》

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我每次看到那些電影也哭不成聲

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我們確實很會把人弄哭

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你可否讓我不再哭泣？

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告訴我

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我要怎麼才能原諒你嗎？

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你知道我是為何而活嗎？

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你能讓我重拾活著的意義嗎？

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說啊！

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說啊！告訴我！

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堅吉茲，你冷靜點

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我叫堅吉茲嗎？或許不是

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誰給我起的名字？

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或許他會給我起其他名字

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你太激動了，孩子

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演藝圈不會有人關心你的情緒

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趕開試演蘇亞

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我知道演藝圈沒有人會關心我的情緒

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因為我爸爸也是演藝圈的人

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是嗎？你爸爸是誰？

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-艾桑庫尼爾
-放屁

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小心我把你媽給上了…

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太遲了，我已經25歲

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-你是甚麼意思？
-艾桑先生，我是你的兒子，堅吉茲

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放屁！

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信不信我肛死你，小子

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想做親子鑑定的話，隨便你

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我不介意，來吧

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我沒有騙你

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我是你的兒子，艾桑先生

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我不是要你的施捨
我想要親自爭取這個角色

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但我還是忍不住說出來了

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你知道我有句話一直不敢說嗎？

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甚麼話？

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-爸爸
-兒子！

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-爸爸
-堅吉茲

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-爸爸！
-兒子！

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我怎麼會離開你？
我怎麼會這樣對你？

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你媽媽好嗎？

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你有兄弟姊妹嗎？都是我的種嗎？

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艾桑，小心有詐

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-來抱一個
-爸爸

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我想念你這身我沒聞過的氣味

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-邁米勒
-別吵

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我會彌補我們失去的時光

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我會帶你逛公園、逛花園

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我會帶你去坐旋轉木馬

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你以後也不要離開我

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我不會，我們終於相認了

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我演得好嗎？

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很好，桃莉會記下你的號碼
下禮拜一開拍

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-謝謝，再見
-再見

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那小子，演技逼真得可怕

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他才華洋溢，都把我嚇尿了

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翻開一點，對了

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要全程這樣子嗎？

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親愛的，這是電影中
把雪抹上肚皮那一幕必備的

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雪抹肚皮？

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有關那一幕呢…

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艾桑，我要跟你談談

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要是被我知道是誰偷喝了這瓶馬利寶

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我肯定當著大家面前臭罵他

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我這把年紀，才不會這樣偷酒喝

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明明是你自己請大家喝的，艾桑

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當時只有我和你，難道我喝光了？

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艾桑，我是不是有需要露肉

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-和接吻的情節？
-對

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我的伴侶不太喜歡

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可以安排取消露肉和接吻的情節嗎？

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親愛的，這是冬季電影

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到你拍完，你男朋友也不會知道

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-我賭你們很快會分手
-我伴侶會吃醋

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他要是吃醋，就叫他來露肉啊

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對，真是守舊

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塞雅參演的電影卻不露？

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-簡直荒謬
-狗屁不通

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大家都想看塞雅，你這個大美人

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嗨

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湯明思，快過來

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歡迎，但是我們沒有馬利寶酒了

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我又不是來喝酒的

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-嗨，我是湯明思
-艾桑

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-歡迎你，寶貝
-寶貝？

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-畢竟我是長輩嘛
-噢

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艾桑，湯明思是特技替身演員

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她同意替我出演危險情節

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況且，她是不是很適合演亞蘇？

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你就成全我們吧

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我們想找比較有女人味的人

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大家好！

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-那你有甚麼人選？
-嗨，寶貝，抱歉

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-湯明思？你好嗎？
-很好

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-你們認識？
-當然

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來，你今天好美，注意頭髮

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你說甚麼角色要有女人味？

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只是劇本裡有寫
要選一個較有女人味的角色

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現實跟拍戲不一樣
拍戲的話，我要演也可以

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你應該說是劇情需要

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而不是說要找一個有女人味的人

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她真是直言不諱

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你這個小瘋婆

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真是瘋婆

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-希望不是瘋瘋癲癲那種
-開玩笑的

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鑒於你剛才不經意地拍打塞雅的屁股

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我也不怕直說了

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我只是打屁股求好運

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大家都這麼做的

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我們經常互相打屁股

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-對
-過來

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像這樣，很普遍

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-最好是
-說真的

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-他們沒有騙你
-好吧

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其實替身一般不能參演的，可是…

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這些都是交給派羅處理

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但是我樂於接受新點子

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塞雅的新歡又不喜歡她露肉

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真是他媽的

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是喔？

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親愛的，我有這樣說過嗎？

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你有時候很容易吃醋嘛，寶貝

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難道不是嗎？

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湯明思，簡直難以置信

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我沒想過你是會吃醋的人

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-艾桑，親愛的
-是，寶貝

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-我們私下聊幾句
-馬上

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-要喝威士忌嗎？
-好

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-上班不喝酒
-你是在上班嗎？

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-無時無刻
-真是個小瘋婆

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-艾桑，她是怎麼回事？
-她挺好的，讓我性奮了

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但“她是個小瘋婆！”

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沒關係，我接受挑戰

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況且塞雅有可能是在譁眾取寵

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你別管了，她挺好的

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-作為演員？
-不，作為那個…

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-請
-謝謝

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我們要拍的是喜劇電影

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這是我第一次做喜劇電影

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會有很多瞎混瞎搞的情節

216
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:54,666
我和堅吉茲共同出現
他很有才華，會飾演我的兒子

217
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:57,791
費麗德飾演庫姆璐
夏敏和塞雅都會參演，可是…

218
00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,666
找一個有男子氣概的人也不錯

219
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,583
別開玩笑了，小傻瓜

220
00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:07,208
只要劇本要求
要我演柔弱女子也沒問題

221
00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:08,916
但千萬別傷透我的心

222
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,750
也不要讓塞雅拍接吻戲嘛，拜託

223
00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:12,708
這是哪招？

224
00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:15,541
-如何？
-挺好的

225
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,166
但是我比較喜歡你陽剛的一面

226
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,958
艾桑喜歡陽剛呢

227
00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:23,500
-你喜歡陽剛？
-是

228
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:26,041
那你對邁米勒感興趣嗎？

229
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,583
我比較像一個老太太了

230
00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:34,875
所以你有巨炮，卻射不出，是吧？

231
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,625
她很會帶動氣氛，對吧，邁米？

232
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:40,916
對，沒錯

233
00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:44,875
我喜歡你，湯明思

234
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,000
這次的電影名是《滑進去》

235
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:50,666
父子兩人在滑雪度假村互相認識

236
00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:54,083
（庫尼爾影業）

237
00:10:56,791 --> 00:11:00,750
你有些行為舉止和我一模一樣

238
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:03,375
你的眼神有時候也跟我一樣

239
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,625
你是我兒子卡塔爾

240
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,791
夠了，爸爸

241
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,958
我實話實說而已

242
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:10,583
你有時候跟我一模一樣

243
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,458
餵我吃餅乾

244
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,541
我們以前會去餐廳吃肉丸

245
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,625
我們會的

246
00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:23,500
馬上會有東西吃，放心吧

247
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,958
爸，這是甚麼？到處都有

248
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,666
這是艾羅爾，我的保險方案

249
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,916
你看，前面有一個女司機

250
00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:36,416
她卡住了嗎？

251
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,416
-好像是
-去幫她吧

252
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,833
冷靜

253
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,416
我們還沒到度假村
你就已經找到女伴

254
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:45,875
我看看

255
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,458
嗨，需要幫忙嗎？

256
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,416
嗨

257
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,041
可能是電池出問題，發動不了

258
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,541
我對汽車一竅不通，要幫她看看嗎？

259
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,125
那休旅車看起來很殘舊，不過…算了

260
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,833
或許是斷路器沒有火花

261
00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:11,583
確實沒有火花，孩子

262
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,333
我們就別浪費時間了

263
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,916
我們到了飯店會叫人來幫你

264
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,208
謝謝你

265
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,291
她不是我們杯茶，走吧

266
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,791
好可憐，為何要丟下她？

267
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,916
兒子，別急

268
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,416
要高冷一點

269
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,083
難道獅子會去追老鼠嗎？

270
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,375
獅子會追大像或犀牛

271
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,291
-你這樣跟你媽媽沒兩樣
-像媽媽不好嗎？

272
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,875
你媽媽是一個天使，兒子

273
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:44,541
我全心相信她，但我不想見她

274
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:50,791
（滑雪度假村）

275
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:55,125
（《滑進去》）

276
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,750
-伯克，你好嗎？
-歡迎，亞斯蘭先生

277
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,875
-行李就交給你了
-沒問題

278
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,375
進去吧，兒子

279
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,458
-嗨，亞斯蘭卡納尼亞
-歡迎

280
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,541
-我是卡塔爾卡納尼亞
-恭喜兩位

281
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,000
你說甚麼？

282
00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,791
美女，我是亞斯蘭卡納尼亞

283
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,375
這位是我兒子卡塔爾卡納尼亞

284
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,083
歡迎你，亞斯蘭先生

285
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,625
我們路上看到有人被困
能派人去幫忙嗎？

286
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:38,708
沒問題

287
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:42,083
亞斯蘭先生，請問要現金支付
還是信用卡支付？

288
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,791
-艾羅爾
-艾羅爾？

289
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,958
艾羅爾埃夫金

290
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,291
我最喜歡艾羅爾埃夫金

291
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,416
-他也這麼說
-甚麼？

292
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,583
你喜歡他

293
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,166
他會來嗎?

294
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,916
或許會，很難說呢

295
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,166
太高興了！

296
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,500
-拿鑰匙給我吧
-好

297
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:00,500
也許他會來喔

298
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,041
我們走

299
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,625
奈傑

300
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,416
108號房

301
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,291
爸爸

302
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,125
-好正喔
-對

303
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:31,208
52、53、52，身高體重比例良好

304
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,750
銳利的眼神

305
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:36,250
光是手錶就足夠在加勒比度假五年

306
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,708
-濕到不行
-爸，別開黃腔

307
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,791
手錶有防水功能

308
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,333
我們進房吧

309
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:51,166
我就像其他生意人一樣
偶爾陷入低潮

310
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,916
最重要是能夠重新振作

311
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,750
你是個帥哥，兒子

312
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,791
只要你搭上富家女，我們就可以翻身

313
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,083
我們不是應該看布裁衣
量入為出嗎？

314
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,791
我們是布料太少，需要大衣！

315
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:05,958
懂嗎？

316
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:09,333
我們趕緊去大堂
說不定已經有人虎視眈眈

317
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,333
我已經查出幾個女生的名字
亞蘇、賈莉和蘇珊

318
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,958
爸，我看女人的角度不同

319
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,833
應該沒有太大區別吧

320
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,250
你加把勁吧

321
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,208
你看我多努力了

322
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,500
你看看自己，爸，那是甚麼鬼？

323
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,333
我買不起酒水

324
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:27,083
你能想像你爸在大堂
兩手空空的模樣嗎？

325
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,666
-你能想像嗎？
-爸！

326
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,416
兒子，我們不是窮，只是沒錢而已

327
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,500
好吧

328
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:37,958
挺好的

329
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,250
不錯，氣氛有到位

330
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,791
我們去找那些女生搭訕吧

331
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,000
看路，白癡！

332
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,625
你踩到我的腳了，滾開，廢物

333
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,791
我們的行李呢？

334
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,083
我們這次旅行帶了14個行李箱

335
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,791
搞得好像要來移民一樣

336
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,416
歡迎，薩丹哥

337
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,750
噢，亞斯蘭，你好嗎？

338
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,833
-山谷很適合你
-謝謝

339
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:09,833
我兒子想要滑雪，所以就來了

340
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:13,083
這白癡連路都走不好，居然想滑雪

341
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,333
爸，我們去滑雪！

342
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,541
-一起滑下去！
-稍等

343
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,791
-這位是…
-我兒子卡塔爾

344
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,875
卡塔爾，你好嗎？

345
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,125
謝謝關心，薩丹叔叔

346
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:27,583
兒子，跟你的朋友卡塔爾去玩吧

347
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:30,583
要玩手足球嗎？來吧！

348
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,250
-甚麼？
-跟我一起唱！

349
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,208
-我們勢不可當…
-去玩

350
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:39,250
-他們相處得挺好的
-對

351
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,791
亞斯蘭，看你經常來烏魯山

352
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,541
-經常度假，叫人羨慕
-我也想這樣

353
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,791
好了，我先去安頓

354
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,583
好

355
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,833
真礙眼

356
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,375
難得來度假，居然跑出兩個野人

357
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,708
亞斯蘭叔叔，卡塔爾輸慘了

358
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,750
小心我燙盲你雙眼

359
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,250
謝謝爸爸

360
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,250
接招！

361
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,125
我希望有一個歡樂的週末

362
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,416
別想談情說愛，賈莉

363
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,791
別開玩笑了

364
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,333
我沒有要來找白雪王子

365
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,333
烏魯山已經大不如前

366
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,791
這裡沒有王子，只有小孩子

367
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,916
他怎麼樣？

368
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,625
有意思

369
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,083
全球的男人都死光再算吧

370
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,583
看起來有點老

371
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,500
我看看，挺俊俏的

372
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,208
他要過來了

373
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,000
白雪王子

374
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,875
你坐在那邊也能聽見？

375
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,125
不，我會讀唇

376
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,625
我叫亞斯蘭卡納尼亞

377
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,250
亞蘇

378
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,458
蘇珊

379
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,875
賈莉

380
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:14,750
阿賈蘭？

381
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,666
賈莉

382
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,541
塞…米？

383
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:19,958
賈莉

384
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,833
古賈？艾達？

385
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,708
你不是會讀唇嗎？

386
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,583
你的雙眼太迷人了，賈莉

387
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,458
你們會出席今晚的白雪派對嗎？

388
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,000
應該會

389
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,791
要是你不去
可以乾脆改名叫黑暗派對了

390
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,583
晚上見，祝你們愉快

391
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,375
我喜歡主動出擊的男人

392
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,250
你在興奮甚麼？

393
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,208
-那些女生看過來了
-快擊球！

394
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,791
爸爸說我不該倒追別人
要等人追我，快點！

395
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,791
-你大吼甚麼？
-我叫你擊球！

396
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,125
嗨，你終於到了

397
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,416
抱歉，我沒派人去幫你

398
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,541
沒事，我習慣了自力更新

399
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,500
倒是我不找人幫忙

400
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,458
是甚麼吸引你來烏魯山？

401
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,291
不好說

402
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,916
或許是它的純潔無瑕

403
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:33,250
又或許是萬物歸根
大自然與世無爭的模樣

404
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,375
你很特別

405
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,083
是的

406
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,750
雪呀雪，戀人…

407
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:41,750
小姐

408
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,125
拜託，卡塔爾是個血氣方剛的年輕人

409
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:48,708
請別用詩詞來扼殺我們有限的假期

410
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:49,916
-爸爸
-跟我走

411
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,416
-祝你們愉快
-走，彼此彼此

412
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:54,916
爸，你幹嘛？

413
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,708
詩情畫意都是放屁
“瑪麗有條短裙子”

414
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:01,583
我們是來滑雪的
再順便滑進女孩的心

415
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,083
卡塔爾，我們繞到前面

416
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,541
你們在幹嘛？滑甚麼雪？

417
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,375
我們去坐雪橇吧！

418
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,666
她們在那裡，去搭訕吧

419
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:51,000
嘿，這是雪山上最神秘的地點

420
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,250
叫奧沃泰佩

421
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,541
往太陽看去，可以看到雪仙子

422
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,875
你胡說甚麼？

423
00:20:56,958 --> 00:21:00,166
別管甚麼仙子了，最慢的人請喝酒！

424
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,208
別嘮叨了，出發！

425
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,458
快去！

426
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,875
你不跟他們比賽嗎？

427
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,166
我從不比賽

428
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,708
你要是能滑，就來抓我吧

429
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,583
抓到你是不是就可以色色？

430
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,291
何不一試？

431
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,458
他超狂！

432
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:34,750
好快！

433
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:37,458
他真是好勝，可惜了

434
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:38,958
我不喜歡好勝的男人

435
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,708
你跟來了

436
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:49,041
難道我來晚了？

437
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,583
-你累了嗎？
-我好冷

438
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,958
把鞋子脫掉

439
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:55,875
脫掉鞋子？

440
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,708
千萬別亂來

441
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:03,750
我好冷

442
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,541
是你的身體太溫暖了

443
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,916
我來用雪幫你平衡體溫

444
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,125
用雪？

445
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,666
-對
-可是很冷

446
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,333
我很冷

447
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:19,000
好冰，太冰了！

448
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:22,833
我以為雪會讓人發寒
可是現在有點凍傷的感覺

449
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,958
我會用雙手讓你活過來

450
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,583
太冰了！

451
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,458
我幫你平衡體溫

452
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,791
亞斯蘭叔叔，你們在幹嘛？

453
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:35,166
蘇珊身體不適

454
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:39,041
我用雪抹在她身上，幫她平衡體溫

455
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,833
-用雪平衡體溫
-對

456
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,625
我先走了，掰掰

457
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,291
-蘇珊
-不如這樣

458
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:51,000
亞斯蘭叔叔，也幫我平衡一下體溫

459
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,416
-拜託
-別鬧了

460
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,916
我也要，我好冷，快冷死了

461
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,458
我解不開，快幫我平衡體溫

462
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:01,875
-辦不到，你暖烘烘的
-求你了，亞斯蘭叔叔

463
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:04,875
我不暖，我快冷死了，求求你

464
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:07,208
-快點
-好…我幫你

465
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:11,041
來，噢，好爻

466
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,125
揉我的肚子

467
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:18,666
亞斯蘭叔叔

468
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:21,875
好爽，我沒試過這麼爽

469
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,708
你的雙手太舒服了

470
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:27,583
甚麼鬼？

471
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:31,041
爸爸，亞斯蘭叔叔
把雪抹在我身上，幫我取暖

472
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:33,208
好吧，既然他只是幫你取暖

473
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,958
薩丹哥，我只是把雪…

474
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,750
隨便你們了

475
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,125
走吧

476
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:42,583
去玩你的雪橇
別打擾亞斯蘭叔叔了

477
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,000
-我是機器人，是爸爸的機器人
-走吧

478
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,708
該死的！

479
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,333
我贏了

480
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,791
-我看你是輸了
-同意

481
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,375
嗨

482
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,333
庫姆璐，你不滑雪嗎？

483
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,041
不

484
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:11,875
從小開始，我就避免踩踏
前一晚積下的新雪

485
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,458
以免破壞它的美麗

486
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:17,083
謝謝你給我上國中文學課喔！

487
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:18,750
賈莉，我們走

488
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:28,500
你想見雪仙子嗎？

489
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,416
非常想

490
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,625
-晚上好
-晚上好

491
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:56,166
我滑得超好

492
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,000
我也不想吹牛，但那條雪道真的超狂

493
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,208
肯定是你意想不到

494
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,333
烏魯山實在風景如畫
對吧，薩丹先生？

495
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:08,416
沒錯，但是良晨美景
還得有美人襯托才算完美

496
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,458
有你，風景更美

497
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,500
所以你經常會來？

498
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,500
我們是來學校旅行

499
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,958
憑我一個小小的教師
要怎麼負擔得起旅費呢？

500
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,666
起來，一起跳舞！

501
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,791
快起來

502
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:32,958
跳舞！

503
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,875
-是甚麼吸引你來烏魯山？？
-嗯？

504
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,500
“是甚麼吸引你來烏魯山？”

505
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,833
誰教你講的？

506
00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:47,666
去跟亞蘇和那些女生跳舞
薩狄也在那邊

507
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,541
-我不想去，爸爸
-你看薩狄跳得多開心

508
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:52,666
-過去一起跳
-不要

509
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,041
乖，你可以的

510
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,083
-來
-你幹嘛，薩狄？

511
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,833
你想看我跳舞？好

512
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,333
薩丹哥

513
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:09,541
喂，亞斯蘭，你好嗎？

514
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,416
迪斯可…我可以坐嗎？

515
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,333
請進…

516
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,250
看來孩子們喜歡跳舞

517
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,333
我來這裡就是為了讓兒子高興

518
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:20,958
我其實忙得不可開交

519
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,541
你兒子很得那些女孩歡心

520
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,833
他只是個傻孩子

521
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,250
倒是你兒子看起來機警又大膽

522
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,500
確實

523
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,000
記得我們去年的賭約嗎？

524
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:34,208
記得

525
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,041
我有一個想法

526
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:41,250
最先泡到其中一個女生的人贏五百萬

527
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:45,041
那些女孩的父親富可敵國

528
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,125
你別想太多

529
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:48,708
你兒子似乎有機會贏

530
00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:52,000
不可能，你兒子看起來更有勝算

531
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,208
-他是挺會算術的
-你覺得誰會贏？

532
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:58,291
-勝方拿五百萬，賭不賭？
-賭

533
00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:00,416
現在幾點？

534
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:04,375
11點半

535
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,875
我去跟DJ說，叫他播你的歌

536
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:29,333
準備上舞池，把女孩泡到手

537
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:32,208
我和薩丹打賭了，別辜負我的期望

538
00:27:32,291 --> 00:27:35,458
-你幹嘛要賭？
-你別管，趕緊去泡妹

539
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:38,875
-爸爸求你了
-爸，我求你才對

540
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,416
你是不是想我穿球衣給大家看？

541
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,958
-我會喔！
-不要！

542
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:44,208
-我去就是了
-去跳吧

543
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:08,458
播《小雞舞》

544
00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:19,791
是我的金曲，讓開

545
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:23,083
大家看好了！

546
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,583
先輸一場，沒關係，你會打敗他的

547
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,958
我一般會，可是…

548
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:31,000
沒錯了，要有必勝的決心

549
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:33,458
-庫姆璐
-你剛才跳得很好！

550
00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:35,250
滾開吧！

551
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:38,333
別管庫姆璐了，集中精神！

552
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,083
那小子確實跳得不錯

553
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,375
但他贏不了的

554
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,875
他沒有勝算可言

555
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,916
你真可愛！

556
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,458
我們一起喝香料酒，我請客

557
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:28,375
我願意用錢包裡的百萬元

558
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:32,625
換取你的愛

559
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:36,958
富可敵國，家財萬貫

560
00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:41,125
少了你又有何意義？

561
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:45,083
有時喜樂，有時憂愁

562
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:49,583
日復一日地生活

563
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:53,541
甜蜜有時、苦困有時

564
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:57,291
活在同一屋簷下

565
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,375
黃金、白銀、鑽石

566
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,375
綠寶石、珍珠和紅寶石

567
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:05,791
不會使人快樂

568
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:09,416
真誠的微笑、甜蜜的讚美

569
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:14,208
一個熱吻、一次凝視，足以讓我動情

570
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,791
上吧

571
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:29,041
等等，爸，我讓給庫姆璐了

572
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:43,041
我想成為你喉嚨裡的腫塊

573
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:46,791
每當你啜泣

574
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:51,666
也記得我的存在

575
00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:56,291
亦無法忘記我

576
00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:01,208
我想成為眼淚

577
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:05,541
讓你甩也甩不掉

578
00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:09,916
也記得我的存在

579
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:15,000
亦無法忘記我

580
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:19,041
-這是甚麼？
-你要唱《歌劇》

581
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:20,708
好

582
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,375
《歌劇》

583
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:42,500
歌劇之地

584
00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:48,375
繽紛多彩，充滿活力

585
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,458
在我心裡，活蹦亂跳

586
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:59,708
我感受它永恆的愛

587
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:03,666
充滿芭蕾與關愛

588
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:09,750
所有的歌唱劇

589
00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:15,041
序曲、三重奏

590
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:20,541
二重奏和合唱

591
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:26,291
《後宮誘逃》

592
00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:31,708
《茶花女》

593
00:33:34,291 --> 00:33:38,750
歌劇之地…

594
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,458
閉嘴！

595
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:42,541
去你的

596
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:46,125
你一直在那邊唱“歌劇歌劇”，真掃興

597
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,666
王國，零分

598
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,541
德國，零分

599
00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:53,750
英國，零分

600
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,166
零分…

601
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,666
爸爸，零分！

602
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,375
亞斯蘭，全部人都給你兒子打零分

603
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,791
薩狄，到你發威了
讓大家見識見識吧！

604
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,500
精彩！

605
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,416
精彩，太棒了！

606
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,500
這才是我的好兒子，薩狄，做得好

607
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:34,541
非常棒

608
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,750
小傻瓜！

609
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,833
做得好，薩狄

610
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,625
唱得不錯，薩狄

611
00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:49,916
-你也挺好的
-謝謝

612
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000
《猛虎之眼》

613
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:54,333
我要怎麼比？

614
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,875
哇，是雪人？

615
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,375
對，這根胡蘿蔔還沒用上

616
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,458
要不要一起參加拼字遊戲夜？

617
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,625
拼字遊戲，好，到時候見

618
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:17,416
亞斯蘭先生，我打中你了

619
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,666
亞斯蘭叔叔，我打中她了

620
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,250
我打中了她的私處

621
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,750
神啊，求你賜我耐心

622
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,708
白雪王子看起來心事重重呢

623
00:36:31,791 --> 00:36:34,000
我在處理一些生意上的事情

624
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,041
-愛情不等人
-確實

625
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,833
你至少要扔一個雪球

626
00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:45,041
-快點
-爸，我沒心情

627
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,333
兒子，你看看薩狄

628
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,500
過來！

629
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:52,333
我幫你擋…

630
00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:55,250
過去用法語跟她們聊天

631
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:58,833
-別逼我了，爸
-信不信我讓你退學！

632
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:02,666
亞斯蘭叔叔，光著屁股都一樣

633
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:05,375
你高姓大名？藤條插屁眼！

634
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,083
你賭輸了

635
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:10,958
你兒子輸很多呢

636
00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:13,458
不好說，他們也只是在打鬧

637
00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:17,000
別搔我了，小熊熊
不然我就讓你好看

638
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,291
是嗎？你等著瞧吧

639
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,583
我會讓你後悔的，住手！

640
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,666
她尿在我身上！

641
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:25,833
她尿在我身上了！

642
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,041
給我聽好，小熊熊

643
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,333
要喝香料酒嗎？我用保溫瓶裝了一些

644
00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:37,416
真貼心

645
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,333
希望你能保持善良

646
00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:41,166
始終這個世界人善被人欺

647
00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:53,083
我留意到你經常跟亞斯蘭調情

648
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,208
別浪費時間了，他對你沒興趣

649
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:58,458
他智商太高，你要吧

650
00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:01,541
是嗎？你不是剛好缺智商嗎？

651
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,125
別鬧了

652
00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:09,750
亞斯蘭叔叔
要是纜索斷掉，我們會死嗎？

653
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,500
別亂動了

654
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:15,500
-你害怕喔？不用怕！
-別亂動，薩狄

655
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,625
你太有活力了，薩狄

656
00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:19,750
沒錯，我也控制不了

657
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,083
亞斯蘭叔叔，今晚是拼字遊戲夜

658
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,625
我已經做了充分準備

659
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:25,458
我們會完勝那些女生！

660
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,250
真的嗎？

661
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:30,208
薩狄，你真聰明

662
00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:32,250
要是卡塔爾能像你一樣就好了

663
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,666
沒辦法，他挺善良的
只是有點反應遲鈍

664
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,000
對…

665
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,500
-你倒是聰明絕頂
-真的！

666
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,166
-薩狄
-怎麼了？

667
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:44,458
你下去看看我在不在下面

668
00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:46,208
-下去？好，我去看看
-去吧

669
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,458
我沒事，亞斯蘭叔叔

670
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,041
我滑完雪再回來找你

671
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,458
我等你

672
00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:58,208
很好

673
00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,708
該死的智障

674
00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:03,208
媽的

675
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:07,208
他一下子就不見了

676
00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:10,583
摔下去的人是我也說不定

677
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:13,000
那也太不幸了

678
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:16,000
沒關係，我們先開始吧
他稍後再加入

679
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,416
至少問問有沒有薩狄的消息吧

680
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,500
我來了

681
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,333
-你們還沒開始吧？
-還沒

682
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:23,291
這個傻孩子摔斷腿了

683
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:26,250
幸好腦子夠硬，像他爸爸一樣

684
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:29,708
你發生甚麼事了，小寶貝？

685
00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:32,125
大家都很擔心你，好可憐

686
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,666
我從吊椅摔下去了

687
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,333
-多虧亞斯蘭叔叔，我才沒死
-小事

688
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:39,916
醫護人員給我用上紅色的石膏

689
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,500
皮革

690
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,125
厲害

691
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,166
輪到我們了

692
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:55,291
-大射字母
-“大寫字母”，是法文

693
00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:57,416
-“寫”
-我以為是“射”

694
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,583
我也不知道

695
00:39:58,666 --> 00:39:59,916
應該可以用吧？

696
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,083
很好，輪到我了嗎？

697
00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,666
（陰莖）

698
00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:07,083
沒牌

699
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:11,333
好，輪到我了

700
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:13,333
“屁股”

701
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,500
你真幽默，薩狄

702
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,625
可以拼“屁股”？

703
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:22,375
可以呀

704
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,916
你總是能逗我笑

705
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,791
我不玩了，這樣有甚麼好玩

706
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:28,625
這樣太沒趣了

707
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:31,708
是嗎？你憑甚麼決定有趣沒趣？

708
00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,291
你沒必要這麼兇吧？

709
00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:34,875
-是喔？
-爸，別這樣

710
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,458
不喜歡可以走

711
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,750
因為一個“屁股”就要走

712
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:42,083
庫姆璐，等等

713
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,416
我回去睡了，明天再談

714
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,083
可是…

715
00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:47,958
輪到我！

716
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:49,833
臭鮑魚

717
00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:53,208
臭鮑魚

718
00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,875
七個字母，臭鮑魚

719
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,208
亞斯蘭叔叔，“臭鮑魚”可以用吧？

720
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,375
“屁股”都能用了，有何不可？

721
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:03,541
別開玩笑了，甚麼叫“臭鮑魚”？

722
00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:06,375
我說不出來，但我倒是很想吃

723
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,708
對吧，亞斯蘭？

724
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:10,875
對

725
00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:15,375
你有看過艾羅爾埃夫金
給卡塔爾的簽名照嗎？

726
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:18,166
艾羅爾埃夫金，我媽媽很喜歡他

727
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:19,333
我媽也是

728
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:23,708
我也很喜歡他
可是我此刻只需要這個小傢伙

729
00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:26,916
你是哪裡畢業的？

730
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,833
薩丹先生大學，我爸開的

731
00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:32,458
是薩丹集團旗下的學校

732
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:34,000
不是吧？大集團？

733
00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:39,750
亞斯蘭，人生就是這樣

734
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,500
有贏有輸

735
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,666
但我不會輸不起

736
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,375
最重要是有耐性

737
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:47,625
當然

738
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,500
不過明天再聊吧

739
00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:50,875
-好
-嗯

740
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:53,250
晚安

741
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:55,333
-晚安，亞斯蘭叔叔
-晚安

742
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,041
-晚安
-夢中再會

743
00:41:59,000 --> 00:41:59,916
屁股

744
00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:02,375
-晚安
-晚安

745
00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:08,708
好耶！

746
00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:14,250
-晚安
-晚安了，美女

747
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,666
-怎麼回事？
-我要離開

748
00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:30,375
我一點也不享受這次假期

749
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:31,916
卡塔爾，我求你了

750
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,708
我們明天收到好消息後
再歡愉地離開吧

751
00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:37,625
-你把我當成一匹賽馬
-請不要走

752
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,375
是我錯了，讓我補償你吧

753
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,333
別這樣嘛

754
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,333
我以後不會跟你一起去旅行

755
00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:45,083
好，這就是最後一次

756
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,583
你要相信爸爸

757
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,083
我很難過，你一點都不了解我

758
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,333
我很了解你

759
00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:52,791
非常了解

760
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:54,000
來抱一個嘛

761
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,708
來，看在艾羅爾叔叔的份上

762
00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:00,791
-別扯上他
-來嘛

763
00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,166
抱一個

764
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:05,125
爸爸抱抱

765
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,041
爸爸抱抱囉！

766
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:12,041
我的乖兒子，相信我

767
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,916
一個週末就足夠了

768
00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:23,333
亞斯蘭叔叔，我告訴你

769
00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:24,500
我們訂婚了！

770
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,125
嫉妒吧，哈哈！

771
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:27,791
我的小傻瓜！

772
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,958
嚇一跳

773
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,083
恭喜，你們真的很相襯

774
00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:33,375
-我們一起去滑雪吧
-我們要退房了，薩狄

775
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:36,250
亞斯蘭叔叔，亞蘇的爸爸是億萬富豪

776
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,375
他有一百萬個一百萬

777
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:41,125
別亂講，傻瓜，是一千個一百萬

778
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,541
我怎麼知道？

779
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:44,125
他怎麼知道呢？

780
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:46,333
-那再見了
-再見！

781
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:53,083
亞斯蘭，你確實是個厲害的生意人

782
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,208
-給你
-謝謝

783
00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:58,041
有空去伊斯坦堡就找我喝杯咖啡吧

784
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,333
-有機會的
-一路順風

785
00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:01,916
謝謝

786
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,208
爸，這是甚麼？

787
00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:11,083
餘下的款項

788
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:13,166
-麻煩給我一個信封
-好的

789
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,625
艾羅爾的簽名照，送給你

790
00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:18,875
真的假的？

791
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,000
他也是這麼說

792
00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:22,000
-甚麼？
-說你會不敢置信

793
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:24,625
怎麼會有那麼多錢？

794
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:27,166
記得我跟薩丹先生的打賭嗎？

795
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,666
我沒有賭你贏

796
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,125
因為我太了解你

797
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:35,250
你是機智冷靜的年輕人
有著自己的癖好

798
00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:38,375
從不聽勸

799
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,291
薩狄就不一樣了

800
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,916
我第一次見薩狄，就觀察過他的雞雞

801
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,416
左高右低

802
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:48,875
代表他是大雕，更是理想人選

803
00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:51,333
然後就遇上賈莉，一個浪漫主義者

804
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:52,625
我稍微誇獎了她一下

805
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:55,458
賈莉對你有所提防
對薩狄卻沒有

806
00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:57,666
蘇珊清楚自己想要甚麼

807
00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:00,375
我創造了一個往她身上抹雪的機會

808
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:01,875
使她不會接近你

809
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,875
可以說我是騙了她的感情

810
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:06,000
亞蘇比較憤世嫉俗

811
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:08,291
享樂優先

812
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,500
因此薩狄就很適合亞蘇

813
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,666
我看得出她想要屬於自己的小傻瓜

814
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,500
但我總不能聽天由命

815
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,708
我特別要求播放《小雞舞》

816
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:20,083
讓他顯得更討喜

817
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:22,625
我幫你選的KTV歌曲《歌劇》

818
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:25,291
讓歷史重演

819
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:27,250
你注定是要吃鴨蛋

820
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,291
我把薩狄推下吊椅

821
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,416
摔斷他的腿

822
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,708
讓他需要別人照顧，引起亞蘇的同情

823
00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:35,708
小心駛得萬年船

824
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:39,125
我給他一個“A”，讓他能拼出“屁股”

825
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,166
大功告成！

826
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,916
傻孩子這樣就成為了亞蘇的囊中物

827
00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:44,708
天啊

828
00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:46,416
我們走

829
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:52,708
五百萬里拉？

830
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:56,750
你就不怕有女生迷上我嗎？

831
00:45:56,833 --> 00:46:00,958
你已經有意中人
其他女生自然就不會靠近你

832
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:02,958
記好了，庫姆璐，出來

833
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:08,250
-嗨
-你的一百萬里拉

834
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,541
而你有意中人的時候
更加會心不在焉

835
00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:15,000
於是我就賭薩狄會贏，懂嗎？

836
00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:17,750
天啊，難道我們的火花都是假的？

837
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,666
不好說

838
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:23,916
這裡距離伊斯坦堡很遠
你們可以慢慢培養感情

839
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,708
你們一起挺相襯的

840
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:27,833
我幫你拿，上車吧

841
00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:28,916
我們出發

842
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
上車

843
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,833
你覺得他們怎麼樣？

844
00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:49,583
連薩狄都比不上

845
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:51,750
真的

846
00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:53,916
-乾杯
-乾杯

847
00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:16,291
（劇終）

848
00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:39,166
字幕翻譯：李瑋樂