1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:16,663 Now for the much anticipated performance every year 4 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:19,079 let's put our hands together for our beloved gm 5 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:23,656 mister chow-chee-beng 6 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:39,995 Don't despair in a moment of failure 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,745 don't fear when you're down and out 8 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:49,322 if you lose hope 9 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:52,120 and drown your sorrows 10 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,537 you're but a scarecrow with a body and no soul 11 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:55,247 mrs chow 12 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:57,619 your husband is qualified to join the voice competition 13 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,786 such a pity that he sings only once a year 14 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:02,665 he'll only do that with familiar company 15 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,373 he wouldn't dare to otherwise 16 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,207 destiny plays a part 17 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,699 but more is in our control 18 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:17,624 you have to fight in order to win 19 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:21,157 your gm is quite popular 20 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:22,167 yes he is 21 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,282 then why him? 22 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:30,790 Be a man 23 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,790 not a sissy 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,280 fight on so you will win 25 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:45,123 thank you 26 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:46,451 all right everyone 27 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:48,540 now it's time for our grand lucky draw 28 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,032 let's invite our ceo to the stage 29 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,706 a round of applause please 30 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,083 daddy 31 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,706 you are ♪awesome 32 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:59,456 and you are ♪sweet talker 33 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:01,726 so I heard you have shifted? 34 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:02,750 Congratulations 35 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:03,531 well 36 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:04,830 as the kid grows taller 37 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,452 the ceiling needs to go higher 38 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,999 the winning number for today's grand prize is 39 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:11,517 they're announcing the first prize winner 40 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:14,369 four-four-four 41 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:16,743 who's got it? 42 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,456 It's me! It's me! It's me 43 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,073 here! Four-four-four 44 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:20,739 sorry everyone 45 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,434 - thank you! Thank you - Congratulations 46 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:23,823 congratulations chee beng 47 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:24,781 thank you 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,035 this is for you 49 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:30,747 let's take a picture together 50 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:31,958 yes! 51 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,323 Thank you everyone 52 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:36,364 honey 53 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,934 we've got a $2000 cosmetic voucher 54 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,074 that's awesome! 55 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,828 Eight seven 56 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:47,323 six five four three 57 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:48,583 two 58 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:49,792 one 59 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:52,784 happy new year 60 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,950 Daddy happy new year 61 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,822 dear I am pregnant again 62 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:22,990 Fortune 63 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:24,990 comes rolling in 64 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,119 fortune comes rolling 65 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,081 fortune comes rolling in 66 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,782 may you be prosperous 67 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,664 prosperous always 68 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,536 may romance comes your way 69 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,411 be loved all your life 70 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:39,114 please 71 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,333 keep this from my wife 72 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,500 all right take care 73 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,081 Happy new year 74 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,823 happy new year to you sis 75 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,038 happy new year 76 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:58,782 uncle! Red packet please 77 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,534 sis 78 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,123 so how's your new swimming pool? 79 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,456 I find it a little small 80 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,789 I think we'll change to a bigger one 81 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,077 really? 82 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,664 You may not believe in this 83 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,498 but have you blessed the house? 84 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,535 Must I? 85 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,282 Of course 86 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,292 all right 87 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:15,992 uncle 88 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,948 there's only $2 in your red packet 89 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,207 are you financially tight? 90 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,123 Is it? -Girl. Don't be rude. 91 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,240 It's all right 92 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,615 I probably gave you the wrong one 93 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,323 here's the right one 94 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:26,542 thank you 95 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,327 it's time to toss the yusheng 96 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:29,280 come on 97 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,500 let's toss the yusheng 98 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,038 time to toss the yusheng 99 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:33,031 my name is chow chee beng 100 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:34,282 I am 44 years old this year 101 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,034 since graduation 102 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,536 I have been working at strongman construction 103 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:40,018 I have worked through the ranks till the general manager level 104 00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:41,202 I hope to find a job 105 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:45,080 that pays $30000 to $32000 a month 106 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,803 so how many years have you been working for? 107 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,580 Seventeen years 108 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:51,329 so this is the first time you're unemployed in 17 years? 109 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,417 Yes 110 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:57,456 sorry you don't look the part 111 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:58,072 what? 112 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,073 You are just too old for this start up 113 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:02,492 I'm sorry 114 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,289 you're just too expensive to hire 115 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,411 Do you know I'm really hard up for money? 116 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,081 And I just bought my house 117 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,078 do you know how much is my housing loan? 118 00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:18,953 I don't know how much is your housing loan 119 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,953 but I know you can sell your house 120 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,078 and liquidate your assets for cash 121 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,163 you do have assets 122 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:25,559 it's not like you have nothing 123 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,073 my wife will kill me 124 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,892 I suggest you come clean with your family 125 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,787 this is the last job match we can offer you 126 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,410 if it still doesn't work out 127 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,536 I suggest that you sell your house 128 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:58,034 Hello 129 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,250 are you number one? 130 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:00,197 I am brother fa 131 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,453 brother fa! Come and take a sit 132 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:03,809 what would you like to drink? 133 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,118 Plain Milo please 134 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,406 I'll take you 135 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,331 no I should be giving you a treat 136 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,122 no 137 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,164 I meant I am hiring you 138 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,333 this is it? 139 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,160 How else would you have it? 140 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:18,625 I mean 141 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,329 don't you find me a little old? 142 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:22,782 What am I then? 143 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,375 That's true 144 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,532 about the salary? 145 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,536 As for the salary 146 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,786 it is up to you to earn as much as you can 147 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,476 the basic pay is already pretty good 148 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,161 so your company has a commission system? 149 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,167 Mmmm 150 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,160 let me pay for this 151 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,542 Thank you 152 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:50,534 but I have to say this 153 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,583 can you start from the position of agm? 154 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,409 Isn't it supposed to be gm? 155 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,456 Sorry 156 00:06:58,667 --> 00:06:59,667 I am the gm 157 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,573 yes yes yes 158 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:03,998 actually 159 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,268 I am more concerned about the pay 160 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,292 job titles and such 161 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,500 don't matter much to me 162 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,667 that's great 163 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:17,292 Here we are 164 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:20,822 this is a nightclub? 165 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:21,833 Yes 166 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,125 it is really simple 167 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:26,204 you only need to take care of what an agm does 168 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:28,199 and you don't have to bother about the rest of the stuff 169 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,823 what does an agm do? 170 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,250 Kumar 171 00:07:32,292 --> 00:07:34,283 can you brief him on the job please 172 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,458 hello 173 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,542 clear this 174 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,240 I thought it's your job 175 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,570 so you think it is always an Indian's job to clear rubbish? 176 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:47,197 No! No! No 177 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:48,417 I don't mean it that way 178 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,243 then which way do you mean it? 179 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,289 I thought you are the cleaner? 180 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,115 It was my job now it's yours 181 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,539 how is that so? 182 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,412 I'm the ex-agm of number 1 183 00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:58,455 what? 184 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,119 What your head! 185 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,493 I quit! You take over 186 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:02,823 excuse me 187 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,125 exit 188 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,292 Agm? 189 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:15,417 Agm? 190 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,743 Fix it fast 191 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,292 sign it 192 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,164 reservation? Can I have your name please? 193 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,282 Hey! The toilet is blocked 194 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:23,281 what? 195 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:24,623 Aren't you the new agm? 196 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:50,663 Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful 197 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,365 At first I was afraid 198 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,448 I was petrified 199 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,282 kept thinking I can never live 200 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,582 without you by my side 201 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,329 but then I spent so many nights 202 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,789 thinking how you did me wrong 203 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,123 and I grew strong 204 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,119 I learned how to get along 205 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,073 and so you're back 206 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:17,328 from outer space 207 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,324 I just walked in to find you here 208 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,369 with that sad look upon your face 209 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,414 should have changed that stupid lock 210 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,536 should have made you leave your key 211 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,991 if I'd known for just one second 212 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,539 you'd be back to bother me 213 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,536 go on now! Go 214 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,741 walk out the door 215 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,119 just turn around now 216 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,370 cause you're not welcome anymore 217 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,364 weren't you the one 218 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,161 who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 219 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,366 Do you think I'd crumble? 220 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,286 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 221 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,240 Oh no not I 222 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:50,323 I will survive 223 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:53,124 oh as long as I know how to love 224 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,073 I know I'll stay alive 225 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,123 I've got all my life to live 226 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,743 and I've got all my love to give 227 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,744 and I'll survive 228 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,081 I will survive 229 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,366 hey! Hey 230 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,625 I was looking for you 231 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,039 hurry to the backstage to help them get changed 232 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:28,451 quick! Move it 233 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,038 change clothes? 234 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,365 Hurry! Hurry 235 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,413 faster 236 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:32,697 brother fa! I really can't do it 237 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,407 I really can't 238 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,748 oh my 239 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:36,321 I am married 240 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:37,122 I have a wife 241 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,413 I cannot look at other women 242 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:39,601 are you sure you can't once you're married? 243 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,536 You're sure you don't ever do that? 244 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,115 You can't put it this way 245 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,413 agm my zip got stuck 246 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:45,497 help me fix it quick 247 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,244 help 248 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,618 but I don't know how to do it 249 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,411 you don't even know how to pull up a zip? 250 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,406 That's ridiculous 251 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,408 you are so clumsy 252 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:54,777 that even kym will not forgive you 253 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,042 that's right 254 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:57,667 who is kym? 255 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:59,164 You don't even know kym? 256 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,956 My goodness! 257 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:01,576 Kym 258 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,077 k-y-m 259 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:04,327 kuan yin mah 260 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:07,375 you don't even know kym! You're unbelievably stupid 261 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,448 oh no she's removing her bra 262 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,289 brother fa! I'm going back first 263 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,538 haven't you seen drag queens changing clothes before? 264 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:17,788 Hey 265 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,393 it's helping men to change clothes 266 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,373 your wife should be fine with that right? 267 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,414 Ouch! Ouch 268 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,032 hurry up 269 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,117 it hurts! It hurts 270 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:27,580 the showing is starting 271 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,574 agm put on my shoes for me 272 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:34,739 hey 273 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,363 help me with mine when he's done 274 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,538 stop your nonsense 275 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,750 we're running out of time 276 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,083 wear it on your own 277 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:40,993 hurry! Let's go 278 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,539 will you please hurry up? 279 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,157 It's done 280 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,410 good boy 281 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,290 So what does an agm really do? 282 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,491 It's ah gua manager 283 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,285 It's already 5 A.M. 284 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,365 Should I say you're really early or late? 285 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,583 What happened? 286 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:31,663 The company wanted me take charge of a Dubai account 287 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,665 the middle east is in a different time zone from us 288 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,533 so I only got to come back now 289 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,998 how long will this go on for? 290 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:40,537 I have no idea 291 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,476 what do you mean by you don't know? 292 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,184 You should check with your boss if you don't know 293 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,540 if they expect you to keep this up 294 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,407 you might as well relocate to Dubai 295 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,542 that's right 296 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,601 now that things have come to this 297 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,625 I might as well quit 298 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,448 you'd better not expect me to support you 299 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,157 don't you dare to quit 300 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:00,201 hey 301 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,417 don't fall asleep 302 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,582 send Mason and joycelyn to school first 303 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,167 your Milo is ready 304 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,583 get up 305 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,322 Daddy 306 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,578 I'm taking part in a drama class performance 307 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,663 will you come and watch me? 308 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,510 It depends on whether I have to work that day 309 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,575 I won't be able to if I have to work 310 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,288 so 311 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,365 It's no promise? 312 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,072 Yes 313 00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,372 no promise 314 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,197 daddy 315 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,643 we'll be going for an overseas excusion during the holidays 316 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,187 we'll need to submit our fees next week 317 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:34,572 do remember to pass me the money 318 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:35,743 next week? 319 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,667 Goodbye daddy 320 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,160 goodbye Mason 321 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,375 uncle 322 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,282 your car is so nice to sleep in 323 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,494 I wish you can drive this car forever 324 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,493 I hope so too 325 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,708 goodbye 326 00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,625 hello 327 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,411 this is a message from the bank 328 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,037 please repay your car loan installment on time 329 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:06,531 darn it 330 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,741 fancy chasing for money early in the morning 331 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,567 is there seriously no other choice? 332 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,507 Are you seriously not going to sell your house? 333 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:26,701 Brother fa 334 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,078 you're back? 335 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,372 See what I've told you all? 336 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,411 He'll be back 337 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,740 hurry give me your money 338 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,414 why did you come back? 339 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,665 Look! There goes the money I've saved up for perfume 340 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,455 hand over the money 341 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,667 oh yes 342 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,659 I was so busy yesterday 343 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,720 that I forgot to introduce these boys to you 344 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:48,663 come 345 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,667 introduce yourselves 346 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,409 hello everyone! We are the... queens 347 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,082 braaaaaa... therhood 348 00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,702 hello agm 349 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,309 I am the one with rainbow powers 350 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,949 the unicorn that even has rainbow coloured poop 351 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:04,656 surely you'll be curious 352 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,874 if my poop is really rainbow-coloured 353 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,043 so I'll let you know the next time I visit the loo 354 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,158 next we have the cherry-mouthed tiny 355 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,375 he eats tiny 356 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:16,542 smiles and talks tiny 357 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,588 even Jay chou and yoga lim sang about being tiny 358 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,625 he is 359 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,458 tiny 360 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,458 hi 361 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,699 Next we have money who was born in the yin year 362 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,309 during the yin month on a yin day at a yin time 363 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,643 and is easily possessed by spirits due to his eight characters 364 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,702 he is money 365 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,450 he's been possessed by the stingy spirit since he was three 366 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:37,697 talking about hair 367 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,699 this guy is so hairy his mother started a salon to trim his hair 368 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,493 despite his hairy limbs 369 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,434 no one has ever dared lay a finger on his hair 370 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,995 he has to shave three times a day 371 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,199 he is... Italy 372 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,417 hello 373 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,707 my mother really runs a hair salon 374 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,535 last but not least 375 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,535 the gem of number 1 376 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,205 his dance moves 377 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,748 put all dancers in the world to shame 378 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,739 his stage presence 379 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,559 will send wang feng and Nicholas tse into a frenzy 380 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,743 his out-of-the-world lipsyncing skills 381 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,550 smashes Shaolin temple's Shaolin boxing skills 382 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,957 hailing from Taiwan 383 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,328 he is 384 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,539 I am pearly 385 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,042 be alert 386 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,125 agm 387 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,247 remember to sweep the floor 388 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,032 yes I will 389 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,167 brother fa 390 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,157 I am sorry 391 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,375 I need to 392 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,036 advance your pay? 393 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,739 How do you know? 394 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,741 Usually when someone starts with “I am sorry” 395 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,740 or hem and haw 396 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,573 they are looking to borrow money 397 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,448 I understand 398 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,079 this job is not quite suitable for you 399 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,452 if you do find something else 400 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,248 that suits you better 401 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,117 go ahead 402 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,413 I am fine with it 403 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 thank you brother fa 404 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,787 well I'll just help whenever I can 405 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,042 that's right 406 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,785 we'll take each day as it comes 407 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,792 that's right 408 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,374 rest assured that I'll take good care of you 409 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:54,163 thank you brother fa 410 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,455 we're the military police 411 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,123 who is the person in charge here? 412 00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,782 We're looking for a runaway soldier 413 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,232 his family said we can find him here 414 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,745 his name is heng ong huat 415 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,994 who is heng ong huat? 416 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,077 Hey! Stop 417 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:16,792 Come down 418 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 stop 419 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:25,792 stop right there 420 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,157 he's making such a din 421 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,284 Agm 422 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,081 you did not sweep the floor 423 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,414 you are heng ong huat right? 424 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,583 Brother fa! Help me 425 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,407 brother fal brother fa 426 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,990 So noisy 427 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:00,042 what do we do now? 428 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,083 Our show is starting soon 429 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:01,489 what do we do? 430 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,573 Help to think of something quick 431 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,373 yes what should we do? 432 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,658 Can't they perform with four people? 433 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,867 Well he won't be able to stand in the middle then 434 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,785 who else can stand in? 435 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,707 Hey! Didn't you say we'll help each other? 436 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,077 No! No! No 437 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:27,997 sit still 438 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,208 when we're on the stage 439 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,160 just sway to the music 440 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,768 and don't do anything extra get it? 441 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:32,872 Italy you'll do his hair 442 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,123 money you'll do his makeup 443 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:34,872 tiny you'll pick his clothes 444 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083 hurry 445 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,744 There's a newcomer 446 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,991 The wind smiles in the season of spring 447 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:03,076 the voice is sweet in a song 448 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,999 you're just like a happy bird 449 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,415 the sun shines brightly in summer 450 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,789 beaming on the green wilderness 451 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,537 you've made the world a better place 452 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,911 I remember your smile 453 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:22,323 I remember your goodness 454 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,033 the songs among the hills 455 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,457 I am like a grass plain 456 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,740 embraced by your gentleness 457 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:34,244 I'm sure you know this 458 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,369 you're my sister 459 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,871 you're my baby 460 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,163 oh yeah 461 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,749 no matter how far apart we are 462 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,789 you're my sister 463 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,958 you're my baby 464 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,247 oh yeah 465 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,332 I treasure what we have 466 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,498 you're my sister 467 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,825 you're my baby 468 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,282 oh yeah 469 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,786 no matter how far apart we are 470 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,116 you're my sister you're my baby 471 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,333 you're my sister 472 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,873 you're my baby 473 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,914 oh yeah 474 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,331 I treasure what we have 475 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,250 Move! Move! Move 476 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,417 I love you 477 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,039 Agm 478 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,241 you have danced well! Good job 479 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,458 good job 480 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,489 wow! You've got a red packet 481 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,494 it's a little wet 482 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,039 I'll dry it for you 483 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,452 How is it? How did you find it? 484 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,031 I am not fine with it 485 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,042 why? 486 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,577 You danced really well 487 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,827 and the audience love it 488 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,077 so why aren't you fine with it? 489 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,199 I can try to deal with being a drag queen manager 490 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,417 but to dress up in this way to perform on the stage 491 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,411 I -he looks down on us 492 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:32,875 I did not say that 493 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,083 yes you do 494 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,865 own up if you're a man 495 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,910 I just cannot understand 496 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,865 why must we wear fake boobs 497 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,572 fake bottoms 498 00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,077 and lip-synch? 499 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,619 Why can't we put up a proper show? 500 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,073 Can't you just be a proper man 501 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,744 instead of pretending to be a woman? 502 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,285 I find this really crass 503 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,368 what do you know? 504 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,023 This is a cross-dressing performance 505 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,726 stop spouting nonsense if you don't know anything 506 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,365 or I'll burn you with my cigarette 507 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,828 this is not cross-dressing 508 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,083 this is perversion 509 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,119 stop quarreling 510 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,206 brother 511 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,282 I know you don't like this job 512 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,116 I'm fine if you want to leave 513 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,114 however 514 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,925 I still have to split today's earning with you 515 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:17,580 otherwise 516 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,123 it will be unfair to you 517 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:22,875 this is yours 518 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:27,122 this is yours 519 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,125 thank you 520 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,197 this is yours 521 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:30,122 thank you brother fa 522 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,285 this is yours 523 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:32,663 this is yours 524 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:34,413 I am sorry 525 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,365 you've got the least today 526 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:37,830 this is considered little? 527 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,114 Yes it is 528 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,456 this is a 'consolation prize' 529 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:41,667 I get the starters prize' 530 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:42,577 this is third prize 531 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:43,998 second prize 532 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,118 and of course 533 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,332 the first prize goes to pearly like it does everyday 534 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:56,159 If you are willing to continue as agm 535 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,577 and also perform onstage 536 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:01,205 your earnings will surely be more than this 537 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,702 think about it 538 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:13,784 Now we're going through the lip-synching practice 539 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,125 brothers 540 00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:21,162 a-e-1-0-u 541 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,573 One two three 542 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,533 how I envy you 543 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,331 you are born for this 544 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,062 it's a no for his eyebrows - shave them 545 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,368 no! No! No 546 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,743 if you shaved my eyebrows 547 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,405 my wife will definitely find out 548 00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,203 so he's got a wife 549 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,208 apart from the eyebrows 550 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,203 shave everything else 551 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:56,788 a-e-1-0-u 552 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,198 why can't we sing for real? 553 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,328 When we're doing a drag show 554 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,062 we perform with female artistes' songs 555 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:05,268 singing for real with our manly voice 556 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,452 is going to sound real bad 557 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,990 so we can't sing for real? 558 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,539 I've told you we cannot 559 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,240 don't you get it? 560 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:16,290 This is a rule set by pearly 561 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,940 you'd better sear it into your heart 562 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,248 and the timing starts now 563 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,250 hurry up 564 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,249 go! Go! Go 565 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,574 fail! Fail! Fail 566 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,740 what are you doing? 567 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:46,032 I am practising 568 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,581 how to help you 569 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:48,281 get it off 570 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,500 you're crazy 571 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,705 I'm already so pregnant 572 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:52,993 it doesn't matter 573 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,290 there are different ways to go about it 574 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:56,281 come on baby 575 00:24:56,292 --> 00:24:57,077 no 576 00:24:57,292 --> 00:25:00,284 Four three two one 577 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,208 yes 578 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,577 ready... 579 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:06,283 One-two-three-four 580 00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:08,283 five-six-seven-eight 581 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,536 two-two-three-four 582 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,082 five-six-seven-eight 583 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,283 turn-two-three-four 584 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:19,530 I'm sorry 585 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,286 we'll try it again 586 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,281 forget it 587 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,332 we won't make it in time we'll go old-school tonight 588 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:39,326 Grandpa sun arises from bed 589 00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:43,330 the rooster crows and we awake 590 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:47,326 you give chase and I run away 591 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,200 let's race to the school 592 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:54,114 looking at the children's adorable smiles 593 00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:55,333 it's aiyoyo! Aiyoyo 594 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,200 my tiredness just melts away 595 00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:00,123 good morning teacher 596 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,324 good morning children 597 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:06,076 let's start our school day 598 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:25,368 I doze off in lesson 599 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:29,072 I shake my head at questions 600 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:32,580 eyes on the blackboard but the heart's at the beach 601 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,159 you be the fisherman and I'll be the pirate 602 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:39,788 if you don't work hard now 603 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,663 it'll be too late for regrets in future 604 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,115 good morning teacher 605 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:48,039 good morning children 606 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,447 let's start our school day 607 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:04,698 Thank you 608 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,123 this is really funny 609 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,410 Do you know sign language? 610 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,417 What? 611 00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,408 You're 'deaf' and yet you don't learn sign language? 612 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,373 Why don't you hurry along and get reincarnated? 613 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:31,120 Why is it so hard to follow my instructions? 614 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,540 Or you just don't know how to respect the performance? 615 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,741 Lip-synching means you don't sing out loud 616 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,414 don't you get it? 617 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,036 Do you know why people your age 618 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,285 can't get any jobs? 619 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,242 Because you people are so full of yourselves 620 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:46,289 you thought you know it all 621 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,456 and don't have to learn anymore 622 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,164 you thought you're older 623 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,490 and wiser 624 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,448 wiser my foot 625 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:55,073 if you don't get this into your head 626 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,452 you get the hell out of here 627 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,493 hello? 628 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,998 Am I waiting for cab? 629 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:03,458 Answer me 630 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,119 do you understand? 631 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,292 Yes 632 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,458 moron 633 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:20,331 Why must we lipsynch? 634 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:23,499 Why can't we sing for real? 635 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,037 These are traditions 636 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,286 why is it that during Chinese new year 637 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,582 many will hire the lion dance troops to perform? 638 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,123 Don't they find it noisy? 639 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:33,643 Why is it that during the hungry ghost festival 640 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,079 many will burn incense paper? 641 00:28:36,292 --> 00:28:36,781 Does it not smell awful? 642 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,493 Doesn't it create air pollution? 643 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,492 These people just value traditions more 644 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,559 what traditions? I don't get it 645 00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,949 I don't understand them very well myself 646 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,498 pearly knows it better 647 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,491 he came from Taiwan 648 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,331 what does he know? 649 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,282 You're the owner of this place mind you 650 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,331 this place doesn't belong to me 651 00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:57,498 it belongs to my younger brother 652 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,411 he took pearly in 653 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,116 pearly has had a hard life 654 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,166 so try not to take what he said to heart 655 00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,612 sister Phoenix is looking for me? 656 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:14,531 Chow yun fatt 657 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:15,122 yes 658 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,373 you have not introduced us 659 00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:17,542 yes 660 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,458 she is sister Phoenix 661 00:29:19,542 --> 00:29:21,248 the big sister of this street 662 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,416 and also the chairman of the budget association 663 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,537 it's butcher association 664 00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,702 yes 665 00:29:29,042 --> 00:29:30,122 nice to meet you 666 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,375 nice to meet you too 667 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:37,033 we rented this unit from her 668 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,366 sister Phoenix this is our new agm 669 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,164 his name is 670 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:42,534 cb 671 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,990 Today is my birthday 672 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:45,323 let's down five mugs 673 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:47,583 two mugs? All right 674 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,123 you're not allowed to leave if they are not finished 675 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,042 sister Phoenix 676 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,744 I have not taken such big mugs before 677 00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,707 so you're not giving me face? 678 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,579 Sister Phoenix I really have not drunk so much before 679 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,242 all right 680 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,574 in case you accuse me of bullying a newcomer 681 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,198 smaller cup is good 682 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,497 let's forget about the wine 683 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,040 let's have coffee 684 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,285 coffee is good 685 00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,042 drink it 686 00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,323 sister Phoenix I'll take the big mug 687 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:24,702 your auntie's grapes 688 00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:27,499 close this place down tomorrow 689 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,448 I'll turn it into a barbequed pork shop 690 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,077 no! No 691 00:30:31,292 --> 00:30:33,408 cb! Drink up 692 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,705 come on 693 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,657 come on cb! Drink up 694 00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:52,957 Isn't this good? 695 00:30:53,167 --> 00:30:54,601 Finish up the drink and you'll be happy I'll be happy 696 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,614 if I am happy you'll be happy 697 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:56,705 are you happy? 698 00:30:57,292 --> 00:30:57,496 Happy 699 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,039 drink up 700 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,328 You come over here 701 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,036 You refused to drink when asked to 702 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,286 now you'll pay for it 703 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:36,667 You 704 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,998 you vomited all over yourself last night 705 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:43,199 brother fa had to deal with sister Phoenix 706 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,328 and no one knew your address 707 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,078 so I had to bring you with me 708 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 thank you 709 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,323 You're a university graduate? 710 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:02,703 Did you think I was cosplaying a graduate? 711 00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:06,703 What did you major in? 712 00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:08,702 Civil engineering 713 00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:10,622 so did I 714 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,706 so why didn't you join the industry? 715 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,577 I'm asking a stupid question 716 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,414 So your folks are all in Taiwan? 717 00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,507 They've been driven to their early graves by me 718 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,573 that's but of course 719 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:34,448 you could have been an engineer 720 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:35,952 yet you chose to be a drag queen 721 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:36,952 if I were them 722 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,607 I would have died an early death too 723 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,369 there's no way I can go home now 724 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,744 had brother cai not taken me in 725 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:47,577 I'd probably be 726 00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:50,374 is brother cai the younger brother of brother fa? 727 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,743 Didn't you know that? 728 00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:54,532 Where is he now? 729 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,073 I did not succeed in killing myself 730 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,744 but he did 731 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:07,739 My landlord is here 732 00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:08,750 you'd better go 733 00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,208 Uncle 734 00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:29,784 Can you please not bring men back next time? 735 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:31,077 What do you mean? 736 00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:32,292 He is just a colleague 737 00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:33,532 filthy 738 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,036 if I weren't short of money 739 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:38,411 I would not have taken your money 740 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,786 I neither steal nor snatch 741 00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:45,364 I earn my money through my hard work 742 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:47,665 what right do you have to look down on me? 743 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,456 Where were you last night? 744 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,072 It was like this 745 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,492 I came back late last night and saw you were fast asleep 746 00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:16,827 so I did not wake you up 747 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:18,434 and I left early this morning again 748 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,476 so what did you come back for? 749 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,780 I came back to change my clothes 750 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,226 I was having breakfast with a foreign worker 751 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,161 and he dirtied my clothes accidentally 752 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,831 so I had to come back to change 753 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,415 and he let you wear this hello kitty shirt? 754 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:36,909 Well you know 755 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,661 foreign workers don't earn much 756 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,491 he bought his cheap shirts at the night market 757 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:43,309 and it so happened to be a hello kitty one 758 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,415 I felt so embarassed on my way home 759 00:34:47,042 --> 00:34:48,282 I'll take a shower first 760 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:52,875 wait 761 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,323 come on 762 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:57,601 you've made the shirt so dirty 763 00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,206 let me wash it clean before returning it 764 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,990 you're the best 765 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,250 Sis 766 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:11,532 you look different 767 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:13,533 because I didn't wear make up? 768 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:14,368 You look tired 769 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:14,992 you are tired 770 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,208 why are you tired? 771 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:17,458 It's nothing 772 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:27,948 I must not let other soldiers discover that I am a girl 773 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:33,707 I must not let our family's reputation be ruined 774 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:38,250 actually it concerns your brother-in-law 775 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:40,369 has he stopped touching you? 776 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,494 Hey we're in school 777 00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,476 they wouldn't know what we're talking about 778 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,037 my name is mulan 779 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,408 I am stronger than any other man 780 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,957 he touches me a lot recently 781 00:35:54,167 --> 00:35:55,828 so that's why you're tired? 782 00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:57,042 No! 783 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,240 But I just feel 784 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,165 something is different 785 00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:04,367 father 786 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,039 for your honour 787 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,286 I will fight the enemy to my last breath 788 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,240 and protect our homeland 789 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,787 kids look so cute when they cross dress 790 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,328 the wind smiles in the season of spring 791 00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:24,831 the voice is sweet in a song 792 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,491 you're just like a happy bird 793 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:30,165 the sun shines brightly in summer 794 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:34,539 beaming on the green wilderness 795 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,207 you've made the world a better place 796 00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,624 I remember your smile 797 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:43,781 I remember your goodness 798 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,787 the songs among the hills 799 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,286 I am like a grass plain 800 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,493 embraced by your gentleness 801 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,949 I'm sure you know this 802 00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:58,283 you're my sister 803 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,572 you're my baby 804 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,077 oh yeah 805 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:05,453 no matter how far apart we are 806 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,874 you're my sister 807 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,870 you're my baby 808 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,163 oh yeah 809 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:17,540 I treasure what we have 810 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,374 You are awesome 811 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:31,583 not bad at all 812 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,622 thank you 813 00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:43,823 Thank you boss 814 00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:48,292 know what guys 815 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:52,035 the cosmetics are getting real expensive 816 00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:53,827 and this person here 817 00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:55,042 you! You 818 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,684 after spending 3 to 4 hours putting on the make up 819 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,573 you take it all off the moment the show is over 820 00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:00,292 you're being so wasteful 821 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,990 it's all money 822 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:02,913 so 823 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,411 Why didn't brother fa join us for supper? 824 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,700 Tomorrow is his brother's death anniversay 825 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:22,289 Why did he commit suicide? 826 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,619 Do you think we're having it easy? 827 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,780 It is hard when the family does not understand 828 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,408 Fortunately brother fa took over the place 829 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,956 otherwise where would we be? 830 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:46,167 Where? 831 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,123 Out on the streets 832 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,244 he is feeling guilty 833 00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,866 Well guilty or not 834 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,117 so long as we're in business! 835 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,410 Damned faggots 836 00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:10,618 who is the faggot scolding? 837 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:11,948 You of course 838 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:15,830 that's right you're the faggot who is scolding me 839 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,101 I'll not come if I had known there are homosexuals here 840 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,116 might just catch aids 841 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,615 you are the one who'll get aids 842 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,500 zhu li de? 843 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,289 Zhu li de? It's really you? 844 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,583 I'm Vincent 845 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,750 do you know him? 846 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:37,792 A secondary schoolmate 847 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:38,656 tell you guys something 848 00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,241 this is the faggot who really got it from me back then 849 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,323 how have you been? 850 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,330 Know what? 851 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:47,624 He used to insist on using the female toilet 852 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,268 I thought he wanted to peep at the girls 853 00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:50,407 who would have known 854 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:53,162 he really wanted to use the toilet 855 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,498 have you saved up enough for the operation? 856 00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,198 Let us know when you've done so 857 00:39:58,417 --> 00:39:59,434 or our friends might just get a shock 858 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,198 when we meet up for class gatherings 859 00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,159 zhu li de has become Juliet 860 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:06,781 where's your Romeo? 861 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:07,792 Where's Romeo? 862 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,664 Cut it out friend 863 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,208 who is your friend? 864 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,458 Faggot 865 00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:17,157 are faggots not human? 866 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,768 Perhaps you guys should leave 867 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,202 you're making it hard for my business 868 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:22,493 boss you've got to be reasonable 869 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:24,198 he started the quarrel first 870 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:24,537 yet you're asking us to go? 871 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,206 Darn and who are you? 872 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:26,412 The pimp? 873 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,364 Yes 874 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:28,583 your mother's pimp 875 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,392 he pimped your mother out to some asshole 876 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:31,197 without getting money in return 877 00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:32,998 and she gave birth to you 878 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,994 a piece of shit 879 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:36,368 what the hell are you saying? 880 00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:38,993 Say it again if you dare 881 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:39,617 say it again 882 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,199 faggot! Faggot 883 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,197 how dare you hit my friend 884 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:46,822 come on 885 00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:48,167 you've got no guts? 886 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,083 Let's fight 887 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,708 come on 888 00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:26,284 Are we not human? 889 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:41,623 Such a life is tough 890 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,330 I am luckier than them 891 00:41:44,542 --> 00:41:46,282 my mother can accept me for who I am 892 00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:48,581 I work in her salon during the day 893 00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:51,283 and sideline during the night 894 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,077 at least 895 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,498 I have a home to return to 896 00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:02,282 You said just now 897 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,115 that we are friends 898 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,539 are you for real? 899 00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:09,333 Of course 900 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,208 all right 901 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:13,455 I'l remember this 902 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,741 Other companies have corporate social responsibility 903 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:41,619 so do we 904 00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:44,698 do we get tax rebates this way? 905 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,036 Handsome uncle leong 906 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,643 which hairstyle do you prefer today? 907 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:52,201 I know 908 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,577 Jay chou 909 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:56,372 eat slowly 910 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:57,660 eat slowly everyone 911 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,161 is he making a donation? 912 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:05,081 Don't be fooled by his penny-pinching ways 913 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:08,250 in fact he donates all his earnings to the nursing home 914 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,289 such a pity that he's a man 915 00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:12,374 I would have married him if he was a woman 916 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:16,496 if this home doesn't raise enough money to renew the lease 917 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,661 I have no idea where these old folks will go 918 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:21,538 how much do they need? 919 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,160 $200,000 920 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,073 do you have it? 921 00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:27,578 I would not be performing in drag shows if I had the money 922 00:43:34,417 --> 00:43:36,954 I 923 00:43:37,167 --> 00:43:39,408 I want 924 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:42,412 I want you 925 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,749 I want your 926 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,165 I want your love 927 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,117 why aren't you coming to me? 928 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,449 I 929 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:55,409 I want 930 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,408 I want you 931 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,998 I'm so out of breath 932 00:43:59,208 --> 00:43:59,412 so 933 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,206 Do you understand a little more now? 934 00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:02,406 More about? 935 00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:04,203 That means you still don't understand 936 00:44:04,417 --> 00:44:06,157 so explain to me 937 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,375 look 938 00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:08,417 do they look happy? 939 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:11,742 Yes 940 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,074 so that's performance 941 00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:15,292 look 942 00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:16,907 you get the kind of audience 943 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,956 for your kind of show 944 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:23,120 then we've done a good job 945 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,449 the goddess of mercy will bless you 946 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,995 I want you 947 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,324 I want your 948 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,282 I want your love 949 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,455 so why don't you? 950 00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:39,205 Why don't you say you love me? 951 00:44:39,417 --> 00:44:40,417 Come 952 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:43,742 come together now 953 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:44,412 let's sing a happy birthday song! 954 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:45,625 Come 955 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:54,667 happy birthday to you 956 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,116 May everyone be prosperous 957 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,286 You're welcome! You're welcome 958 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,082 now you are family too 959 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,292 What's happening? 960 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,535 Oh dear 961 00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:56,578 brother fa has put the ktv version on 962 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:23,701 A lonesome woman wandering in the vanity of this world 963 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:30,283 a lonesome woman carried along by the wind 964 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:36,579 hoping for that warm pair of hands 965 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:43,572 to fill the emptiness deep within 966 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,575 I have a flower 967 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:51,166 its fragrance all enveloping 968 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:56,536 yet who will come and seek for it truly? 969 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:01,120 The flower blossoms for a moment 970 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:04,325 pick it lest it withers 971 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:10,120 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 972 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:20,659 a drag queen wandering in the vanity of this world 973 00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:27,242 a drag queen carried along by the wind 974 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:34,030 if you have already known her scent 975 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:41,247 do not ask for whom she blossoms 976 00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:44,458 love is known by those who loved 977 00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:48,034 the wine is known by those it made drunk 978 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:54,325 the flower blossoms and withers all in vain 979 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,699 affinity does not wait 980 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,455 like the breeze of spring 981 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:07,367 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 982 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,454 affinity does not wait 983 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:17,500 like the breeze of spring 984 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:26,375 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 985 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:49,032 Hurry! Hurry 986 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:51,708 thank you 987 00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,703 my goodness 988 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:01,162 you've got more tips than pearly 989 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,366 make sure you get the right music tomorrow night 990 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,161 Food will be ready soon 991 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,167 Uncle 992 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,741 is that nail Polish? 993 00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:25,327 This is so weird 994 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:29,536 daddy has a performance coming up in the company 995 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,741 daddy what's your role? 996 00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:35,748 Demon 997 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,410 show me 998 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:39,747 please 999 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,702 are you sure? 1000 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:46,865 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1001 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:51,326 2-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1002 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:55,706 3-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1003 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,535 uncle 1004 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,036 you can really dance like a girl 1005 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,241 my daddy is so boring 1006 00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:06,292 by the way 1007 00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:08,617 you have not told me which role you're playing in school 1008 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,157 mulan 1009 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,785 you are acting as the general right? 1010 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,999 I am acting as mulan 1011 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,665 I don't like mulan 1012 00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:19,031 why? 1013 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,831 Because she is a liar 1014 00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,202 she is a girl 1015 00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:25,284 but she hides the truth from the rest 1016 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,207 ♪liar 1017 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,787 she has her reasons 1018 00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:34,042 she is doing a good deed 1019 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,493 and it hurts her 1020 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,744 yet she must not tell anyone 1021 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,574 ♪ goodliar 1022 00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:49,998 At first I was afraid 1023 00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,914 I was petrified 1024 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:55,822 kept thinking I could never live without you 1025 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,369 come on! Sing for real 1026 00:50:58,833 --> 00:51:00,289 get the one who can sing on stage 1027 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,956 that's right 1028 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:03,953 and sing the alternative version 1029 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:05,873 that's right 1030 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:14,083 sing for real! Sing for real! Sing for real 1031 00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:43,283 At first I was afraid 1032 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,536 I was petrified 1033 00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:49,489 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1034 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:51,949 but then I spent so many nights 1035 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,577 thinking how you did me wrong 1036 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:55,373 and I grew strong 1037 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,665 and I learned how to get along 1038 00:51:57,875 --> 00:51:59,490 and so you're back 1039 00:51:59,792 --> 00:52:01,703 from outer space 1040 00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,374 I just walked in to find you here 1041 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,289 with that sad look upon your face 1042 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:08,408 I should have changed that stupid lock 1043 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,123 I should have made you leave your key 1044 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,957 if I'd known for just one second 1045 00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,323 you'd be back to bother me 1046 00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:15,873 go on now! Go 1047 00:52:16,292 --> 00:52:18,248 - walk out the door - Did you film it? 1048 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,698 Did you share it? 1049 00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:21,917 You're sure? 1050 00:52:38,167 --> 00:52:39,498 My hero 1051 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,744 you saved my life 1052 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,494 I'm so happy 1053 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,414 fortunately I was listening to this song 1054 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,750 which song? 1055 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,869 =I will survive -oh no not I 1056 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:53,994 I will survive 1057 00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:56,164 oh as long as I know how to love 1058 00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:58,206 I know I'll stay alive 1059 00:52:58,417 --> 00:53:00,499 I've got all my life to live 1060 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,414 and I've got all my love to give 1061 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,365 and I'll survive 1062 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:06,744 I will survive 1063 00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:08,243 hey! Hey 1064 00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:09,458 have all of you heard? 1065 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,915 The performers of this life-saving song are 1066 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,331 hi everyone! We are 1067 00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:14,748 queens 1068 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:17,119 braaaaaa... therhood 1069 00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:20,450 hello! I am money 1070 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,373 this is tiny 1071 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,123 this is Italy 1072 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,323 this is pearly 1073 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,375 I am moulin 1074 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,039 the moulin of Moulin Rouge 1075 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,831 with will we can win the day 1076 00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:38,624 our dream is right ahead 1077 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,035 today 1078 00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,998 fresh 1079 00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:44,073 change 1080 00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:45,407 goodbye 1081 00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:46,785 there are no limits to beauty 1082 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,411 no end to its pursuit 1083 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,286 strive to be perfect 1084 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,991 or be condemned 1085 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,035 don't be discouraged 1086 00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,998 ditch the old ideas 1087 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,786 start the change now 1088 00:53:57,792 --> 00:54:00,989 a sparrow can soar just as high 1089 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:02,743 dear 1090 00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:04,122 this gift is for you 1091 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,333 Mason 1092 00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:08,036 here's a smart phone for you 1093 00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:09,281 thank you 1094 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,080 you're welcome 1095 00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:11,077 daddy 1096 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:12,907 mummy wants me to remind you 1097 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,535 that her birthday is next week 1098 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:15,750 so don't forget 1099 00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:16,576 no worries 1100 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:19,158 daddy will take leave on that day 1101 00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:21,226 and daddy is going to make a deal with mummy now 1102 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:21,659 look 1103 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:22,955 let's hook our pinkies 1104 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,783 and don't forget this side too 1105 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,411 oh! Oh! Oh 1106 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,625 do it right now 1107 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:33,157 yea yea yea yea 1108 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:34,997 one time 1109 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,039 whichever angle whichever profile 1110 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,033 strive for the perfect curve and show it off 1111 00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,703 if my waist could just be a tad smaller 1112 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,369 all my flaws shall become my strengths 1113 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:43,364 there are no limits to beauty 1114 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:45,286 no end to its pursuit 1115 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,408 strive to be perfect 1116 00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:49,414 this video is so funny 1117 00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,536 I'm going to tag all my friends in it 1118 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,535 mummy! Look at this video 1119 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,956 it's so funny 1120 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,249 does this person look like daddy? 1121 00:54:57,458 --> 00:54:58,994 What are you looking at? 1122 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,414 What's this? 1123 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,204 My goodness! How do we block this video? 1124 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,369 Parenting nowadays is so difficult 1125 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:06,038 Mason 1126 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:06,659 Jocelyn 1127 00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:08,081 no phones for a week 1128 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:09,163 what? 1129 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,491 See what you've done Mason 1130 00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:20,123 Ah... oh 1131 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,743 ah... oh hey 1132 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,661 take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya 1133 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:25,578 come and I'll treat you to pig's trotters 1134 00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:27,498 ah... oh 1135 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,081 ah... oh hey 1136 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:31,203 take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya 1137 00:55:31,417 --> 00:55:32,998 here she comes 1138 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,208 hurry! Hurry 1139 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,115 he is here to create trouble 1140 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,726 pretending to know it all when he doesn't 1141 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:40,116 now everyone thinks that's how a drag show should be 1142 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,119 then why do we bother to practise lip synching? 1143 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,661 This is making me so mad 1144 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,375 why? 1145 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,115 Are you guys on his side now? 1146 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,786 You're a materialistic lot! 1147 00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:51,832 Watch it or you'll get slapped by goddess of mercy 1148 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,831 say something 1149 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,740 have you all gone dumb? 1150 00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:57,117 Actually I 1151 00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:58,368 this won't do 1152 00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:00,744 I can't keep singing alone 1153 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,116 can we change the performance line up a little? 1154 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,114 Get someone to perform 3 songs 1155 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,456 or insert a talk show 1156 00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:07,453 I'll really burn out if I keep this up 1157 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,452 are you calling the shots now? 1158 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,409 No 1159 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:14,616 I'm just making a suggestion 1160 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:16,576 all right 1161 00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:18,577 is everyone ready? 1162 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,657 Brother fa it's my wife's birthday tomorrow 1163 00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:21,782 may I take leave? 1164 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:22,781 You want to take leave? 1165 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:23,792 Oh dear 1166 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,741 moulin 1167 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:30,156 my dear empress 1168 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:31,953 we need to use the loo 1169 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:32,952 hurry and go 1170 00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:33,622 sister Phoenix 1171 00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:34,833 take a sit 1172 00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:35,246 come 1173 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,458 let's drink 1174 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:39,159 again? 1175 00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,161 I'm giving you a toast 1176 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:44,159 I brewed this myself 1177 00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,783 it has a real kick to it 1178 00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:48,452 come on! Drink up 1179 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,119 you had better drink it before I get angry 1180 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,743 all right! All right 1181 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:56,747 I'l drink it 1182 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,448 Oh my goodness 1183 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:07,199 why did you take such a big mouthful? 1184 00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:09,164 I've already told you this wine is very strong 1185 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,206 I asked you to take just a bit 1186 00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,823 yet you took so much 1187 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:17,198 you shouldn't have taken my words so seriously 1188 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,243 sister Phoenix 1189 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:20,494 we all know how serious you are in making friends 1190 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,197 how about 1191 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,998 making it three mouthfuls? 1192 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:24,208 Three? 1193 00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:25,998 He said it! Not me 1194 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:27,208 three! 1195 00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:47,785 You're awesome 1196 00:57:52,542 --> 00:57:54,351 I am going to have my birthday party here tomorrow 1197 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:55,740 and watch your show all right? 1198 00:57:57,458 --> 00:57:59,323 Hey you! Come over 1199 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,038 yes 1200 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,457 sister Phoenix did you spike his drink? 1201 00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:05,453 Watch your mouth 1202 00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:07,373 I am not such a person 1203 00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:10,542 moulin 1204 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:12,289 when I am here 1205 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,292 tomorrow for my party 1206 00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:14,994 I must see you here 1207 00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:16,744 if I don't 1208 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,285 I will be very unhappy 1209 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,037 and when I am unhappy 1210 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:25,198 I will do a lot of things that will make me happy 1211 00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:26,702 understood? 1212 00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:27,618 Great 1213 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,785 so we're settled 1214 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:37,750 Thank you 1215 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,282 Are you all right? 1216 00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:55,323 Ghost 1217 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,368 you are one yourself 1218 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:58,583 darn you 1219 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:24,326 Father! Do something 1220 00:59:24,542 --> 00:59:27,329 hold him down! Hold him down 1221 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,119 what are you doing? 1222 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,325 In the name of the father son 1223 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,369 and holy ghost amen 1224 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:37,450 most glorious prince of the heavenly armies 1225 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:38,667 and 1226 00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:40,373 don't speak to me in english 1227 00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,581 I don't understand you 1228 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,373 you're not educated? 1229 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,208 Why are all of you in my house? 1230 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:55,741 Are you all trying to bully me 1231 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,536 seeing that my husband is not with me? 1232 01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,664 You... who are you? 1233 01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:05,739 Why did you possess my husband? 1234 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:09,371 Your husband works so hard 1235 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,366 and he is so tired 1236 01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,411 and down on his luck 1237 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,661 so I possessed his body 1238 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,492 you had better treat your husband well 1239 01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:26,250 don't follow in my footsteps 1240 01:00:26,458 --> 01:00:29,416 I've married a good man 1241 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:32,329 yet I have driven him away 1242 01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:34,202 sis 1243 01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,033 I think she is the previous owner of this house 1244 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,411 this place doesn't belong to you anymore 1245 01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,408 you had better leave 1246 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,489 delay no... I want to wait for him here 1247 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:54,366 I'm waiting for him to return 1248 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:57,416 I think it is time to use the holy water 1249 01:00:57,417 --> 01:00:58,406 holy water 1250 01:00:58,417 --> 01:00:59,452 all right! All right 1251 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:00,702 I will leave 1252 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,366 Your husband loves you so much 1253 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,416 treat him well 1254 01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,073 or else 1255 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:16,239 do you understand? 1256 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,540 Yes! All right 1257 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,119 you said it 1258 01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:25,915 in the name of Jesus Christ 1259 01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:27,456 I expel you 1260 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:39,040 Why am I dressed as a woman? 1261 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:39,989 Brother-in-law 1262 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:41,434 you were being possessed by a ghost 1263 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:42,743 I have said it many times 1264 01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:45,495 this house has spirits in it 1265 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,493 daddy 1266 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,500 are you all right now? 1267 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:53,499 Do you still remember it's mom's birthday tomorrow? 1268 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,239 Tomorrow? 1269 01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:56,244 No I mean tomorrow? 1270 01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:59,286 The restaurant is just up ahead 1271 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,489 it is quite famous 1272 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,036 it had better be good 1273 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,992 so the drag queens are performing here 1274 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,168 I can't believe why everyone is talking about them 1275 01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:10,496 precisely 1276 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,494 they will teach children the wrong values 1277 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,489 the government should ban their activities 1278 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,206 I agree totally 1279 01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:16,497 the restaurant is just up ahead 1280 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,205 it is quite famous 1281 01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:18,953 you have said that already 1282 01:02:19,167 --> 01:02:19,531 let's go 1283 01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:21,167 hello aunt! Hello uncle 1284 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:21,705 hello 1285 01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,532 happy birthday! Aunt 1286 01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:24,122 thank you 1287 01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:24,788 Mason 1288 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:27,286 why did your daddy choose this restaurant? 1289 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,535 I hope the food is good 1290 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,535 girl 1291 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:30,201 don't be rude 1292 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:30,951 no 1293 01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:32,907 I mean I trust uncle 1294 01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:34,535 he is always full of 1295 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,533 ♪ surprises 1296 01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:38,328 so what's good here? 1297 01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:41,369 My phone is ringing 1298 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,623 let me take the call first 1299 01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:44,157 excuse me 1300 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:45,531 hello? Yes 1301 01:02:45,542 --> 01:02:46,601 no! I am celebrating my wife's birthday 1302 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:47,364 yes! Yes 1303 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:48,948 all right! All right 1304 01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:49,531 I'm sorry! I'm sorry 1305 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:50,201 I'll be there soon 1306 01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:51,417 sorry! Sorry 1307 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500 Drink up 1308 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:15,572 Dear 1309 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,434 Simon's company has a vacancy for general manager 1310 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,198 are you happy working where you are? 1311 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:21,410 That's right 1312 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,081 do you want to come over? 1313 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,162 The soup here is fantastic 1314 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,580 they even have oysters 1315 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,698 I love oysters 1316 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:34,114 since you like it 1317 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:35,618 I'll order a big plate for you 1318 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:43,915 You are my sister 1319 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:47,162 you are my baby 1320 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:48,410 oh yeah 1321 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,116 no matter how far apart we are 1322 01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:53,415 you are my sister 1323 01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:56,367 you are my baby 1324 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,618 oh yeah 1325 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:02,490 I treasure what we have 1326 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:03,618 so? 1327 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:04,410 Would you like to come over and help me? 1328 01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:05,625 What? 1329 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,992 This restaurant has really good chilli 1330 01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:18,208 they got it from Vietnam 1331 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,582 this is the main draw for me 1332 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,661 my lips got swollen from eating it 1333 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,285 where are the oysters? 1334 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:28,625 I think 1335 01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:29,667 the chef 1336 01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,042 forgot about it 1337 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,748 I'll go and hurry him 1338 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:34,663 take some chilli first 1339 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:35,656 don't be discouraged 1340 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,658 ditch the old ideas 1341 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,407 start the change now 1342 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:42,662 a sparrow may soar high just as well 1343 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,072 moulin is really hot 1344 01:04:59,000 --> 01:04:59,659 I'm sorry dear 1345 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,203 the oysters are sold out 1346 01:05:08,583 --> 01:05:10,699 ♪ Surprise 1347 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,707 I wanted to pretend to be Michael Jackson 1348 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:16,700 to give you all a surprise 1349 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,493 the cake is here 1350 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,494 come! Let's sing the happy birthday song 1351 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,118 123 1352 01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:26,702 happy birthday to you 1353 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,073 happy 1354 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:38,246 happy birthday to you 1355 01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:43,703 happy birthday to dear 1356 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:48,247 happy birthday to you 1357 01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:49,498 let's blow out the candles 1358 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:57,121 happy birthday to you 1359 01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,498 come on! Sing 1360 01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:00,447 what are you all waiting for? 1361 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:01,667 Sing 1362 01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:04,698 sing! Sing! Sing 1363 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:08,625 sing 1364 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:12,530 happy birthday to you 1365 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,365 let's blow out the candles 1366 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:18,451 may your days be as long as the heavens' 1367 01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:21,739 happy birthday to you 1368 01:06:23,458 --> 01:06:25,119 I sing like a cow 1369 01:06:25,333 --> 01:06:26,743 money you give it a shot 1370 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,115 since when do I get a turn? 1371 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:29,333 Pearly 1372 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:29,955 you do it 1373 01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:31,407 no way 1374 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:33,035 sure you can 1375 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,662 - I've said I can't do it - Yes you can 1376 01:06:37,792 --> 01:06:38,531 pearly 1377 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,110 let's give her a round of applause 1378 01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,782 congratulations to you 1379 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:48,239 congratulations to you 1380 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,494 let's blow out the candles! Yes 1381 01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:51,708 finally 1382 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,032 blow out the candles 1383 01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:56,726 is the airconditioner not working? 1384 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,409 Why does it feel so hot? 1385 01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:58,410 Brother-in-law 1386 01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,114 your hair 1387 01:06:59,333 --> 01:06:59,788 your hair? 1388 01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:00,781 No! Your hair 1389 01:07:00,792 --> 01:07:02,032 your hair is on fire 1390 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,914 my wig has caught fire! It's on fire 1391 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:08,116 I'll call the fire department 1392 01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:10,785 moulin 1393 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,080 sister Phoenix 1394 01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:15,075 so this is how you really look like 1395 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,364 you've got that badass stylish good looks 1396 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,073 thank you for your compliments 1397 01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:23,579 at first I was afraid 1398 01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:26,078 I was petrified 1399 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:31,036 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1400 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:36,119 but then I spent so many nights 1401 01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,870 thinking how you did me wrong 1402 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,994 and I grew strong 1403 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:45,741 I will survive 1404 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,414 let's drink two mugs 1405 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,115 it's my birthday today 1406 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,619 give me some face 1407 01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,448 but I need to be at number 1 for the show 1408 01:07:54,667 --> 01:07:55,667 I'm so sorry 1409 01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:59,158 I'm already asking you humbly 1410 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,120 your mouth looks really ugly 1411 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:03,657 sister Phoenix 1412 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:05,268 how about this? You take a step back 1413 01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:06,873 a little more and a llittle more 1414 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,573 I'll be more comfortable this way 1415 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,328 I need to tell you this 1416 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:14,410 I... I am married with a wife 1417 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,823 and even if I weren't 1418 01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:19,870 I wouldn't marry you either 1419 01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:20,742 how about this? 1420 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,448 Don't you like to hear me sing? 1421 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,667 Let's go to number 1 1422 01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:24,907 and I'll sing for you 1423 01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,125 all right? 1424 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,159 All right? 1425 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:27,955 Sister Phoenix is it all right with you? 1426 01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:29,202 Yes 1427 01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:30,660 that's good 1428 01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:31,580 come on! Let's go 1429 01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,998 wait 1430 01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,618 let me make a call first 1431 01:08:34,833 --> 01:08:35,288 and I'll come back in 1432 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,706 in that case I'll go in first 1433 01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:01,490 Oh no not I 1434 01:09:02,042 --> 01:09:03,782 I will survive 1435 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,286 oh as long as I know how to love 1436 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,331 I know I'll stay alive 1437 01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:10,658 I've got all my life to live 1438 01:09:10,875 --> 01:09:12,490 and I've got all my love to give 1439 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,539 and I'll survive 1440 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,832 I will survive 1441 01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,907 hey! Hey 1442 01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:23,288 thank you! Thank you 1443 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,580 thanks everyone 1444 01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:25,792 is pearly funny? 1445 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,536 Yes 1446 01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:30,241 shall we give her a round of applause? 1447 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,115 Enough 1448 01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:38,205 enough 1449 01:09:38,417 --> 01:09:39,417 what are you doing? 1450 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,533 Have you gone insane? 1451 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,430 Didn't you like to make the audience laugh? 1452 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,831 Aren't they laughing happily now? 1453 01:09:47,042 --> 01:09:48,351 I want them to laugh because of me 1454 01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:49,490 not at me 1455 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,018 the outcome is the same isn't it? 1456 01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:53,122 There is applause and joy isn't that what you wanted? 1457 01:09:53,208 --> 01:09:54,573 But I am not happy 1458 01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:55,792 what do you know? 1459 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,365 Yes I don't 1460 01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:00,657 and must lipsynch instead 1461 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,706 if you can't sing then don't force it 1462 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,161 you are biased against our performance 1463 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,491 I never was 1464 01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:13,143 what I don't understand was your so-called rules and traditions 1465 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,657 just what good does it do 1466 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:23,661 Guys say something 1467 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:25,536 don't you all have a lot to say? 1468 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,786 And you do it behind his back all the time? 1469 01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,914 Having known you for so long 1470 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:36,162 I have never heard you speak a word 1471 01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:38,787 can you say something in fairness today? 1472 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,456 Just say something 1473 01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:41,747 go on 1474 01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:54,078 How do you expect me to sing? 1475 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,785 I have a short tongue 1476 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,124 I am already very happy 1477 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,369 to be one of the dancers 1478 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,831 many among our audience 1479 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:13,875 put up with a lot of unhappiness at work in the day 1480 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,950 if what we do can help them forget their woes 1481 01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:18,782 I am fine with it 1482 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:24,078 but you are not same as us 1483 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:27,073 you always want to take the centrestage 1484 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,663 that's right 1485 01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,081 if it was not me 1486 01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:33,972 and you met another person who can lipsynch 1487 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,323 and dance better than you 1488 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,499 will you let him have the centrestage? 1489 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:41,115 Let's disband then 1490 01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:48,167 You guys 1491 01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:52,499 don't care about the audience at all 1492 01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:54,542 both of you 1493 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,115 are just as selfish 1494 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,493 chow chee beng 1495 01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:16,616 I am quick with my revenge 1496 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,411 Daddy what are you doing? 1497 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,785 Uncle! Actually 1498 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,125 keep quiet 1499 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,452 close your eyes 1500 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,865 Liars 1501 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,158 never come to a good end 1502 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,080 Dear 1503 01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:31,623 don't call me dear 1504 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,240 dear I'm sorry 1505 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,303 I was retrenched from the company for a year 1506 01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:40,244 I didn't mean to lie to you 1507 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,743 but if you had known the nature of my job 1508 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,184 would you and Mason be fine with it? 1509 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,197 Chow chee beng 1510 01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,290 don't use Mason and I as an excuse 1511 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,207 you just had too much pride 1512 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,888 if you had been honest right from the start 1513 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:53,411 would we have ended up here right now? 1514 01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:54,410 Listen 1515 01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,206 Simon had a job offer for you 1516 01:13:56,417 --> 01:13:57,417 but now 1517 01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:59,198 everyone knows about you 1518 01:13:59,417 --> 01:14:01,203 how will he hire you now? 1519 01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,601 What do you mean by the whole world? 1520 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:05,207 Look at the number of people who tagged you 1521 01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,740 sister Phoenix? 1522 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,239 Mason 1523 01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:34,615 daddy 1524 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:37,700 what is wrong with wearing a dress? 1525 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:43,955 I'm only acting as mulan 1526 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:45,532 I'm not a real girl 1527 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:48,703 maybe they don't understand 1528 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,243 what does acting mean 1529 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,286 my schoolmates said 1530 01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:55,284 like father like son 1531 01:14:55,292 --> 01:14:56,577 they said 1532 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,783 you are old drag queen 1533 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,286 and I am little drag queen 1534 01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:04,489 and they stopped being my friends 1535 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:07,282 daddy 1536 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:11,245 did we do something wrong? 1537 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,078 Daddy is so sorry 1538 01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:22,490 are you? 1539 01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:39,375 I have asked the agent to sell the house 1540 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,240 or else 1541 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:43,323 we can rent out for now 1542 01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:46,198 and we will shift 1543 01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:50,325 I'm trying to trust you again all right? 1544 01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:54,664 I'm trying really very hard 1545 01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:00,325 if it weren't for the second child 1546 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:09,538 So 1547 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,331 You sold the house in the end? 1548 01:16:12,792 --> 01:16:13,497 We sold the car too 1549 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:14,493 good 1550 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:16,369 now you no longer have the stress of repaying your loans 1551 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,491 what are you expecting for your new job? 1552 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,790 Just something new? 1553 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,365 But you do know that from now on 1554 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:26,457 it is going to be difficult right? 1555 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:28,789 We are going to the gynaecologist 1556 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:30,331 I'll go with you 1557 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,542 there's no need to 1558 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:33,393 you stay behind to help Mason in his schoolwork 1559 01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:34,497 sis let's go 1560 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:39,537 anyway 1561 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,536 I really enjoyed your song 1562 01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:44,493 you will survive 1563 01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:02,413 Daddy 1564 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:02,951 yes? 1565 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:04,498 Are you really sick? 1566 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,292 No 1567 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,333 Daddy's not sick 1568 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:11,410 then why did aunt Judy avoid you like you have hfmd? 1569 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,162 I wonder who is really sick too 1570 01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:21,575 are those aunts your friends? 1571 01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:23,417 They are uncles 1572 01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,743 not aunts 1573 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,414 then why are they 1574 01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:27,417 wait 1575 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:31,040 finish up your homework first all right? 1576 01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:19,574 You are his family now too 1577 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,373 They are so funny 1578 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,490 what are you doing here? 1579 01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,911 Daddy are you going to help your friends? 1580 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,125 No 1581 01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:47,167 Why not? 1582 01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:48,914 You love them right? 1583 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,490 Friends should help each other 1584 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,956 I promise I will not tell mummy 1585 01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:54,032 ♪ crossmyheart 1586 01:18:55,542 --> 01:18:56,542 right 1587 01:18:57,667 --> 01:18:59,498 but your mummy will kill me 1588 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:00,708 but 1589 01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:04,538 it is right to help your friends isn't it? 1590 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,083 All right 1591 01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:13,208 I will help them 1592 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,123 but if your mummy finds out 1593 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:17,059 you'll have to put in a good word for me all right? 1594 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:17,538 Sure 1595 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:18,531 but on one condition 1596 01:19:18,542 --> 01:19:19,327 what is it? 1597 01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:20,559 I want to go and see your performance 1598 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,583 no way 1599 01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:23,583 no! 1600 01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,453 You are so adorable 1601 01:19:26,667 --> 01:19:27,667 come on! Say it 1602 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,081 who is the prettier one? 1603 01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:31,032 Is it money? Money money 1604 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,035 for goodness sake 1605 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,250 of course it's me 1606 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,198 right? Is it me? 1607 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:36,532 You're so cute! Cute 1608 01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:37,577 don't pinch him too hard 1609 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,410 I give you some... 1610 01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:40,625 Excuse me? 1611 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:43,372 Sorry? 1612 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,494 Candy 1613 01:19:49,542 --> 01:19:50,542 thank you 1614 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,535 you are so adorable 1615 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:54,910 just like the lucky cat 1616 01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,240 lucky cat 1617 01:19:58,333 --> 01:19:59,948 you are a good boy 1618 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:01,998 thank you for allowing your father to come 1619 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,744 he wanted to be here himself 1620 01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:07,155 he said this is his ♪brotherhood 1621 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:20,583 I am sorry 1622 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:23,542 buddy 1623 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,206 I thought we're sisters 1624 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:42,708 daddy 1625 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:45,457 can I join this brotherhood? 1626 01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:48,619 ♪ Mindyourownbusiness 1627 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,115 thank you! Thank you 1628 01:20:52,542 --> 01:20:54,614 thank you 1629 01:20:57,167 --> 01:20:59,624 at first I was afraid 1630 01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:01,616 I was petrified 1631 01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:05,618 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1632 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:07,957 but then I spent so many nights 1633 01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:09,327 thinking how you did me wrong 1634 01:21:09,542 --> 01:21:11,248 and I grew strong 1635 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,658 and I learned how to get along 1636 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:15,658 and so you're back 1637 01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:17,658 from outer space 1638 01:21:17,667 --> 01:21:20,374 I just walked in to find you here 1639 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,706 with that sad look upon your face 1640 01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:24,328 I should have changed that stupid lock 1641 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:26,198 I should have made you leave your key 1642 01:21:26,208 --> 01:21:28,995 if I'd known for just one second 1643 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,080 you'd be back to bother me 1644 01:21:30,292 --> 01:21:32,283 go on now! Go 1645 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,990 walk out the door 1646 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,911 just turn around now 1647 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,161 cause you're not welcome anymore 1648 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:40,912 weren't you the one 1649 01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:42,661 who tried to hurt me with goodbye 1650 01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,908 do you think I'd crumble? 1651 01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,990 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1652 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:48,994 Oh no not I 1653 01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:50,539 I will survive 1654 01:21:50,750 --> 01:21:53,241 oh as long as I know how to love 1655 01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:55,198 I know I'll stay alive 1656 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:57,703 I've got all my life to live 1657 01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:59,323 and I've got all my love to give 1658 01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:01,373 and I'll survive 1659 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,494 I will survive 1660 01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:05,699 hey! Hey 1661 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:10,451 let's put our hands together to welcome our queen 1662 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:11,952 number one's ex-agm 1663 01:22:12,167 --> 01:22:13,532 Kumar 1664 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,240 Oh no not I 1665 01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,414 I will survive 1666 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:26,456 oh as long as I know how to love 1667 01:22:26,667 --> 01:22:28,703 I know I'll stay alive 1668 01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:30,699 I've got all my life to live 1669 01:22:31,042 --> 01:22:32,748 and I've got all my love to give 1670 01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:34,741 and I'll survive 1671 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,911 I will survive 1672 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:39,332 hey! Hey 1673 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:47,072 Sweetheart 1674 01:22:47,292 --> 01:22:48,657 how's the donation? 1675 01:22:52,708 --> 01:22:53,743 This cheque is for you 1676 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,162 fill in the amount yourself 1677 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:57,375 sorry sister Phoenix 1678 01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:58,937 I don't want to borrow from loan shark 1679 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,365 what do you mean? 1680 01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:03,245 I am making a donation 1681 01:23:03,458 --> 01:23:04,072 sister Phoenix 1682 01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:04,872 thank you 1683 01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:06,083 mulan 1684 01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:07,748 about the past 1685 01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:09,125 I am sorry about it 1686 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,243 I apologise for it 1687 01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:11,664 sorry sorry 1688 01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:13,577 let's call it quits? 1689 01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:15,792 Ok 1690 01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:17,792 Ok 1691 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,282 Let's us all thank sister Phoenix 1692 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,333 thank you sister Phoenix 1693 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:30,788 they are all thanking me 1694 01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,535 chow chee beng 1695 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:38,490 that's my wife 1696 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,333 mummy 1697 01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:45,375 dear 1698 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:46,781 how did you get here? 1699 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:50,956 I was following teochew Phoenix's live stream 1700 01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:52,309 I'd better go first! See you around 1701 01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,333 sorry 1702 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:54,788 sorry! Sorry 1703 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:55,792 chow chee beng 1704 01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:57,285 what's wrong with you? 1705 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,081 Mummy don't get angry 1706 01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:02,784 he only wanted to help raise funds for the old folks' home 1707 01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:03,781 what old folks' home? 1708 01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:04,792 Over there 1709 01:24:05,417 --> 01:24:07,123 hi 1710 01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:09,072 Brother-in-law 1711 01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:10,782 you are unbelievable 1712 01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:12,828 how can you bring Mason into this kind of company? 1713 01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:14,157 Wait a minute 1714 01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:16,036 what do you mean by this kind of company? 1715 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:19,322 I think you know perfectly what I mean by this kind of company 1716 01:24:19,542 --> 01:24:20,827 what's wrong with this company? 1717 01:24:21,042 --> 01:24:22,282 Man is man 1718 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,831 woman is woman 1719 01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:25,623 can you please don't confuse the kid? 1720 01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:28,199 I think you're the one who's most confused 1721 01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:31,124 you don't even know what love is 1722 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:39,531 do you actually think that little one looks confused to you? 1723 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:42,366 Mason you come over here right now 1724 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,500 Chow chee beng 1725 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,616 how do you expect me to believe you now? 1726 01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:55,250 I am sorry 1727 01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:57,614 dear 1728 01:24:57,833 --> 01:24:59,448 I really didn't want to lie to you 1729 01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:01,547 this is the last time I'm helping them I promise 1730 01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:02,667 shut up 1731 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:05,498 isn't it worse 1732 01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:07,573 for me to find out this way? 1733 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,125 Listen 1734 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,998 I'm going to call the mp myself 1735 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,740 and shut this place right now 1736 01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:18,745 just because all of you don't have kids 1737 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,332 you think you can be so irresponsible? 1738 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:28,663 Chow chee beng 1739 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:31,792 let's divorce 1740 01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,208 sister 1741 01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,495 please don't blame it on him 1742 01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:38,059 it was us who approached him to help 1743 01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,083 no 1744 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:42,158 I don't want my son to grow up like you 1745 01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:57,832 I hope he'll be different from me too 1746 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,573 I hope he'll understand earlier than I did 1747 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,450 to not discriminate against people who are different from him 1748 01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,535 I hope he is different 1749 01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:08,706 that he will not have to bow down to others to make a living 1750 01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:11,040 and lose his dignity along the way 1751 01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:17,245 I also hope that the wife he marries in future 1752 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,615 is different from mine 1753 01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:22,157 I hope he marries someone 1754 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:24,036 who is understanding 1755 01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:26,101 someone who can understand the pressures he faced 1756 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,125 you 1757 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,532 for as long as we've been married 1758 01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:31,490 I have given in to you 1759 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,865 do you know how fearful I feel? 1760 01:26:34,792 --> 01:26:36,101 I fear that should I not give in to you 1761 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:37,740 how would you react 1762 01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:40,198 even when I was sure that I was right 1763 01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:42,203 I didn't dare act on it 1764 01:26:45,042 --> 01:26:46,623 these friends of mine 1765 01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:50,698 lent me a helping hand when I was at my lowest 1766 01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:54,078 I think of them as my younger sisters 1767 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:55,998 if your sister was in trouble today 1768 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,865 will you not help her? 1769 01:26:58,083 --> 01:26:59,143 Why are you moaning about now? 1770 01:26:59,167 --> 01:27:01,533 Brother-in-law! She's in labour 1771 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:02,864 she is about to give birth 1772 01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:04,323 my wife is about to give birth 1773 01:27:04,542 --> 01:27:05,622 come on and help 1774 01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:07,414 don't crowd around her 1775 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,537 - oh dear! Her water bag broke - Calm down! All right 1776 01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:11,622 anyone has got a car here? 1777 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,994 Car? Car! Car! Car 1778 01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,911 hurry and call a cab 1779 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,410 hurry 1780 01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:20,908 Mason follow aunt Judy home 1781 01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:22,615 come I'll send you to the hospital 1782 01:27:23,042 --> 01:27:24,042 excuse me 1783 01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,333 my goodness 1784 01:27:25,417 --> 01:27:27,337 the taxis are everywhere when you don't need them 1785 01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:30,040 but they are nowhere to be seen when you need one 1786 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,122 take a rest first 1787 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,789 slow down take your time 1788 01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:34,031 come over here! Put your hand here 1789 01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:35,042 put your hand here 1790 01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,368 take it easy! Give her a hand 1791 01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:38,039 give me your hand 1792 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,250 sister 1793 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,333 don't be afraid 1794 01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:43,417 don't panic 1795 01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:45,539 the transport will be here soon 1796 01:27:46,042 --> 01:27:47,042 you can do it 1797 01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:50,164 is the car here yet? 1798 01:27:52,083 --> 01:27:53,518 A pregnant lady is about to give birth! Can you help? 1799 01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:54,577 Sure! Sure 1800 01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:55,281 he agreed 1801 01:27:55,500 --> 01:27:56,500 let's go 1802 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,285 there were no cars just now 1803 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,700 and now there's a traffic jam? 1804 01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,083 Ambulance? 1805 01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:07,456 There's an ambulance 1806 01:28:07,667 --> 01:28:08,907 there is an accident in front 1807 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,205 great 1808 01:28:10,708 --> 01:28:13,074 what's the point when we are all stuck here? 1809 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,203 If there is an ambulance we can get on it straightaway 1810 01:28:15,417 --> 01:28:16,031 hurry! Hurry 1811 01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:16,864 be careful 1812 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,412 walk slowly 1813 01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:18,910 be careful 1814 01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:19,580 come! Come! Come 1815 01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:20,406 how is it? 1816 01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:21,080 This is bad 1817 01:28:21,292 --> 01:28:24,079 it was the ambulance that got into an accident 1818 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,273 I... I really cannot hold it anymore 1819 01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:30,371 hurry! Find something with wheels! Hurry 1820 01:28:30,667 --> 01:28:31,667 is there anything? 1821 01:28:31,792 --> 01:28:32,451 Get on it! Get on it 1822 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,578 be careful! Be careful 1823 01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:38,165 get out of the way 1824 01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:01,782 We're losing time 1825 01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:03,365 we have to get rid of all these 1826 01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:05,160 shoes and feathers off 1827 01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:06,375 hurry! Hurry 1828 01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:07,667 quick run 1829 01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:14,830 We are almost there 1830 01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:15,489 it's a tricycle 1831 01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:16,708 it should be faster 1832 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:18,032 aren't you stating the obvious? 1833 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,114 Uncle 1834 01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:21,831 please take us to kk hospital 1835 01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:31,875 Uncle 1836 01:29:32,167 --> 01:29:33,167 can you go faster? 1837 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,786 I am already going very fast 1838 01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:36,407 all right be careful then 1839 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:38,371 uncle 1840 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:39,242 how about this? 1841 01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,119 Please come down first 1842 01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:42,618 come down 1843 01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:44,997 be careful 1844 01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:47,164 take your time 1845 01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,157 he's got something to tell you 1846 01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:50,781 uncle 1847 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:51,326 later 1848 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,157 we will return the tricycle to you deal? 1849 01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:54,156 See you 1850 01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:55,156 you guys don't have the license 1851 01:29:55,167 --> 01:29:56,393 a baby is coming! There's no time for license 1852 01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,417 let's go 1853 01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,956 honey! Don't panic 1854 01:30:00,167 --> 01:30:01,327 the hospital is right ahead 1855 01:30:01,542 --> 01:30:02,827 we are getting there soon 1856 01:30:03,167 --> 01:30:03,496 hurry 1857 01:30:03,708 --> 01:30:04,908 this is the fastest I can go 1858 01:30:05,125 --> 01:30:06,268 the baby's head is coming out 1859 01:30:06,292 --> 01:30:07,156 the head 1860 01:30:07,167 --> 01:30:08,156 the baby's head is coming out 1861 01:30:08,167 --> 01:30:09,202 stop! Stop 1862 01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:10,518 what should we do? What should we do? 1863 01:30:10,542 --> 01:30:12,184 Let's form a barricade around her and let her give birth here 1864 01:30:12,208 --> 01:30:12,321 here? 1865 01:30:12,542 --> 01:30:13,201 Yes 1866 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,208 form a circle around her 1867 01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:17,578 come! Come! Come 1868 01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,157 follow me! Follow me 1869 01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:20,785 breathe out 1870 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,208 breathe in 1871 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,748 breathe out 1872 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:26,493 follow my rhythm 1873 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:29,414 oh no not I 1874 01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,286 I will survive 1875 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,286 oh as long as I know how to love 1876 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,582 I know I'll stay alive 1877 01:30:35,792 --> 01:30:37,157 I've got all my life to live 1878 01:30:37,375 --> 01:30:39,206 and I've got all my love to give 1879 01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,323 and I'll survive 1880 01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:42,203 I will survive 1881 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:43,789 hey! Hey 1882 01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:46,199 breathe in breathe out 1883 01:30:58,167 --> 01:30:59,247 She has given birth 1884 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:00,458 is it a boy? 1885 01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:02,250 A girl? 1886 01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:03,705 Neither here nor there? 1887 01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:25,248 Fortune 1888 01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:26,250 comes rolling 1889 01:31:27,125 --> 01:31:27,739 fortune 1890 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:28,538 comes rolling 1891 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,787 fortune comes rolling in 1892 01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,167 brother fa 1893 01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:35,328 the Princess and the prince have come to visit you 1894 01:31:35,542 --> 01:31:37,578 babies 1895 01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:39,785 come! Come! Come 1896 01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:42,164 one red packet for the Princess 1897 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:43,285 thank you 1898 01:31:43,292 --> 01:31:44,782 and one for the prince 1899 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:46,292 Mason 1900 01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:47,583 thank you uncle fa 1901 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:49,289 call me godma pearly 1902 01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:51,283 call me Italy mummy 1903 01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:52,498 call me money mummy 1904 01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:54,828 call me tiny mummy 1905 01:31:55,167 --> 01:31:57,283 ladies the babies can't speak yet 1906 01:31:57,500 --> 01:32:00,287 but I'll wish all of you on their behalf 1907 01:32:00,292 --> 01:32:02,283 that you stay youthful and beautiful forever 1908 01:32:03,250 --> 01:32:04,456 thank you 1909 01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,115 come along 1910 01:32:08,333 --> 01:32:10,289 let me put some make up on you 1911 01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:12,374 Mason let's go backstage for some food 1912 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:16,119 may you be prosperous 1913 01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:17,664 be prosperous always 1914 01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,532 may romance come your way 1915 01:32:19,750 --> 01:32:21,331 be loved all your life 1916 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:22,413 fortune 1917 01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:24,333 comes rolling 1918 01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:27,039 fortune comes rolling 1919 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,538 fortune comes rolling in fortune comes rolling in 1920 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:31,120 Hello! We are the queens brathers... 1921 01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:36,582 You're so handsome 1922 01:35:46,542 --> 01:35:50,034 Where is he now? Where is he? Answer! 1923 01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:52,203 Release us now! Do you hear me? 1924 01:35:52,208 --> 01:35:54,290 Release us now!