1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:49,625 ‪NETFLIX 呈献 4 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:52,375 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 5 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:55,083 ‪不洁的灵魂不会被打败 6 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,083 ‪任何事情都无法净化邪恶 7 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,208 ‪恶魔与邪恶永远与你同在 8 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,708 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 9 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:06,041 ‪不洁的灵魂不会被打败 10 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,500 ‪任何事情都无法净化邪恶 11 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,583 ‪恶魔与邪恶永远与你同在 12 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:37,958 ‪(相传泰国鬼师父) 13 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:41,000 ‪(是贩毒者祭拜的偏门邪灵) 14 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:44,458 ‪(邪灵像有血色红眼 外突獠牙) 15 00:01:44,541 --> 00:01:48,375 ‪(不慎接触者将招来死亡厄运) 16 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,291 ‪这是什么味道? 17 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,000 ‪怎么怪怪的? 18 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:10,375 ‪吸毒的跟流浪汉都会来这里 19 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:11,791 ‪所以什么味道都会有 20 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,416 ‪好了啦 废话不要说那么多了 21 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,541 ‪赶快找鬼师父啦 22 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,083 ‪阿火 过来这边啦 23 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:42,666 ‪越来越臭 24 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,375 ‪(中餐厅) 25 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,458 ‪什么声音? 26 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:53,041 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 27 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,541 ‪越来越大声 28 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,083 ‪又没声音了 29 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,916 ‪让我来 30 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,458 ‪师父 这是什么? 31 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,791 ‪泰国的法师跟我说过 32 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:25,375 ‪这是贩毒会拜的鬼师父 33 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:28,291 ‪一定要把这尊邪灵收起来 34 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,083 ‪一、二、三、四 35 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:33,458 ‪总共六个人 36 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:35,416 ‪现在是怎样啦? 37 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,208 ‪-赶快把他们放下来 ‪-好 38 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:41,250 ‪这几个煞得要好好送一送 39 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:50,958 ‪天命、中邪 40 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,458 ‪一线之隔 41 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,291 ‪干 怎么这么紧? 42 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,500 ‪小心一点啦 43 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,666 ‪有怎样吗? 44 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:33,625 ‪糟了 45 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,500 ‪神兵火急如律令 46 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,708 {\an8}‪(雨聻 总召万灵) 47 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,416 ‪阿火 48 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,416 {\an8}‪师父 49 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,333 {\an8}‪师父 50 00:04:58,583 --> 00:04:59,500 ‪师父 51 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,291 ‪师父 52 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,000 ‪师父 53 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:11,416 ‪不要逃避 54 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,125 ‪这是你的天命 55 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:19,250 ‪师父! 56 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:21,375 ‪-师父! ‪-师父! 57 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,208 ‪-我要你上不了天 下不了地 ‪-师父 58 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:27,458 ‪-我要你上不了天 下不了地 ‪-师父 59 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:33,375 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地! 60 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:32,583 ‪师父 61 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,375 ‪师父 62 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:45,458 {\an8}‪师父 63 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,083 ‪怎么是你? 64 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:50,791 ‪师父 65 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,083 ‪师父 66 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,750 ‪师父 67 00:07:07,916 --> 00:07:11,625 ‪(护安宫押煞送肉粽时间、路线) 68 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,125 {\an8}‪(国历10月24日 ‪晚上9点至11点 事主敬) 69 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,625 {\an8}‪(骇!彰化山区废弃工厂 ‪废墟毒贩集体上吊!) 70 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:24,625 ‪(送肉粽不是你想象的送肉粽 ‪很毛 很恐怖 一碰上…) 71 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,750 ‪(如果没跟着走冤魂会跟走 ‪到时候很麻烦) 72 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:29,625 ‪(听说参加送肉粽不能被喊名字 ‪万一遇上了要跟着走 不可以回头) 73 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,416 ‪(传说上吊怨气重 只要有第一个) 74 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,458 ‪(就会接二连三有人上吊 ‪像肉粽一样整串的) 75 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,500 ‪(田埂间惊见神像 ‪他在网络上发表求助) 76 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:25,958 ‪真受不了 77 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,833 ‪你真的很夸张 78 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,416 ‪-你等我一下 ‪-喂 79 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,041 ‪这里是桥上 80 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,291 ‪-快忍不住了啦 ‪-哪有人在桥上尿尿的? 81 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:41,958 ‪我要开直播 82 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,666 ‪让你这个知名网红 灰熊 83 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,916 ‪在桥上偷尿尿的样子播出去 84 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,291 {\an8}‪看你以后还敢不敢? 85 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,541 {\an8}‪你们真的会给我一万元吗? 86 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,958 ‪会啊 不是都已经讲好了吗? 87 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,625 ‪我们这次非常有把握可以超过 88 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:59,166 ‪那个送肉粽的直播点击率 89 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,666 ‪才特别找你的啊 90 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,291 ‪爽啦 91 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,750 ‪干吗啦? 92 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,041 ‪你在干吗啦? 93 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,166 ‪我在开直播啊 94 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,875 ‪不要闹 不要再拍了啦 95 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,125 ‪大家好 我叫灰熊 96 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,000 ‪你在拍什么鬼啦? 97 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,708 ‪反正我们等下就是要拍鬼啊 98 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,958 ‪-你不是超爱拍鬼? ‪-你真的很烦 99 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,041 ‪我跟你讲 你现在直播还没有关掉喔 100 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,958 ‪-你可以闭嘴吗? ‪-我是灰熊本人 101 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:40,125 ‪灰熊生气气了 102 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:55,333 ‪被你吓死 103 00:10:58,166 --> 00:10:59,083 ‪这是什么? 104 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,875 ‪从泰国进来的 十公斤 105 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:03,750 ‪真纯 106 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,875 ‪送去海线那边 107 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,750 ‪好 我知道啦 108 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,833 ‪检仔 我都打理好了 109 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:09,916 ‪小心一点 110 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,875 ‪这次业绩就靠你了 111 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,208 ‪没问题啦 放心啦 112 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,833 ‪糟糕 没东西能绑 113 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,916 ‪刚才不是有看到绳子吗? 114 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,083 ‪很好 115 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,625 ‪是不是这里啊? 116 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:55,875 ‪是啦 117 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,333 ‪-你极限运动相机记得要带喔 ‪-我有… 118 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,333 ‪我知道啦 119 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,333 ‪佳敏 赶快上来啦 120 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:01,916 ‪你动作快一点 121 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,791 ‪-你安静一点啦 ‪-跑起来 122 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:04,958 ‪算了 123 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:34,208 ‪这什么啊? 124 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,916 ‪大家好 于是又来到我灰熊的时间 125 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,333 ‪没有错 我觉得今天很特别 126 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:48,916 ‪就是大家来体验一下 127 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,666 ‪什么叫做中部最有名的都市传说 128 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,333 ‪-椅仔姑 没有错 ‪-对 129 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,708 ‪你们知道椅仔姑是什么吗? 130 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,125 ‪其实椅仔姑是100年前 131 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,000 ‪被婶婶虐死的小女孩 后来变成灵 132 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,666 ‪问事都超准的耶 133 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,333 ‪你们听说过吗? 134 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,583 ‪没有错 于是今天就是要来体验一下 135 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:06,500 ‪这个超酷的都市传说 136 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:10,666 ‪为此 我们还特别 ‪重金礼聘准备了这位 137 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,208 ‪灵媒正妹 佳敏 138 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,791 ‪佳敏 自我介绍一下 139 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:51,250 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 140 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:55,541 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 141 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,125 ‪好 那佳敏你可以直接告诉我们说 142 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,208 ‪要怎么开始我们的椅仔姑吗? 143 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,333 ‪(直播) 144 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:19,791 ‪椅仔姑 椅仔姐 请您姑姑来坐椅 145 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:25,083 ‪坐椅定 坐椅正 正正有名声 146 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:29,166 ‪水桶头扣三下来作圣 147 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,708 ‪她要来了吗? 148 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:51,458 ‪(录影中) 149 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:52,625 ‪(直播) 150 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:53,541 ‪喂 151 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,916 ‪现在是怎样? 152 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,166 ‪还要继续录吗? 153 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,541 ‪对啦 继续啦 154 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:04,416 ‪喂 155 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,250 ‪天啊 小粉粉 你们看到吗? 156 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,041 ‪我们真的请到椅仔姑 157 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,333 ‪(直播) 158 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,000 ‪你们要问椅仔姑什么? 159 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,208 ‪椅仔姑啊椅仔姑 160 00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:25,166 {\an8}‪为什么你的婶婶会想打死你啊? 161 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,583 ‪喂!你问这什么怪问题啊? 162 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,375 ‪(直播) 163 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,041 ‪-喂 ‪-发生… 164 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,250 ‪现在发生什么事啦?怎么转起来啦? 165 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,416 ‪(直播) 166 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,208 ‪各位观众 你们看到了吗? 167 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,625 ‪这绝对没有造假啊 168 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,916 ‪(直播) 169 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,625 ‪哇靠 现在整个中邪啦 170 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,333 {\an8}‪干 该死的 171 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:12,875 ‪(直播) 172 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,791 ‪你要去哪里? 173 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,583 ‪(直播) 174 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,000 ‪天啊 各位观众你们有看到吗? 175 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,375 ‪刚刚实在是太疯狂了 176 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,375 {\an8}‪这究竟到底是发生什么事呢? 177 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,500 ‪大哥 你… 178 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,166 {\an8}‪一群小屁孩 179 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,458 {\an8}‪什么不玩 玩椅仔姑啊? 180 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,375 ‪干 181 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,666 ‪大哥 你可以解释一下 ‪刚刚到底发生什么事吗? 182 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,250 ‪-不要再拍了啦 ‪-靠 183 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,208 ‪拍什么摄影机啊? 184 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,541 ‪-要讲也不用动手吧? ‪-你还好吗? 185 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333 ‪好了 于是这就是今晚的影片 186 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:47,458 ‪相信大家一定非常享受 187 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,375 ‪超真实、超惊悚 188 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,625 ‪就在我灰熊的频道 189 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,958 ‪没有错 所以支持的话 190 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,625 ‪请订阅、按赞、分享、开个小铃铛 191 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,083 ‪能做的事情都做一下 192 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,458 ‪我们下次再见 再见 193 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,250 ‪你跟着我干吗? 194 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,666 ‪这个 这个是你掉的吧? 195 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,458 ‪你是法师吗? 196 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,875 ‪可不可以帮帮我啊? 197 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,000 ‪我想要当个正常人 198 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,625 ‪我可以看得见那些东西 199 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,750 ‪(佳敏你在哪里?我们东西都收好了 ‪等一下载你回家还是打工的地方?) 200 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:02,041 ‪你找错人了 201 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,416 ‪赶快回家吧 202 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,375 ‪阿姨 你怎么还没去睡? 203 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,375 ‪你姨丈去拿货 204 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,708 ‪而且你们都没有人回来 我睡不着 205 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,125 ‪我今天打工比较晚 206 00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:50,208 ‪打工 207 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,125 ‪你肚子会不会饿? 208 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,208 ‪我去帮你把菜热一热 209 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,708 ‪-我今天做了很多菜 你们都… ‪-没关系 210 00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,833 ‪我在打工的地方吃过了 211 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:03,958 ‪不饿 212 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,375 ‪你每次都做这么累 213 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,791 ‪到底有没有好好在吃饭啊? 214 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,708 ‪有啦 215 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,125 ‪那我先回房间了 216 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:22,708 ‪快去 217 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,833 ‪你快去睡 去睡 218 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,791 ‪这么多菜都没有人吃 很浪费 219 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,666 ‪陈玉兰 你怎么每次 ‪都听不懂做不会? 220 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,291 ‪真的很浪费! 221 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,416 {\an8}‪(彰化市照南医院) 222 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,083 {\an8}‪(姓名:陈玉兰 ‪药名:哈宁锭五毫克) 223 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,791 {\an8}‪(临床用途:躁病、精神病状态) 224 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,416 ‪我们特地从台北下来 225 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,291 ‪你中学同学行不行啊? 226 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,583 ‪我听说她爸妈是被鬼缠死的 227 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,458 ‪-被鬼缠死? ‪-你小声一点啦 228 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,250 ‪缠死他们的鬼就是她引来的 229 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,500 ‪后来她被送到阿姨家 230 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,041 ‪但是你知道吗? 231 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,375 ‪她被她姨丈照三餐打耶 232 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,708 ‪其实她蛮可怜的 233 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,750 ‪也没有什么朋友 234 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,708 ‪我能为你做的 235 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,250 ‪也只能这样了 236 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:09,750 ‪那是什么啊? 237 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,750 ‪我的妈啊 干 238 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,791 ‪救命啊! 239 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,750 ‪是什么事啊?什么事? 240 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:28,958 ‪怎么跪着? 241 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:30,958 ‪-吊死… ‪-对啊 怎么会这样? 242 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,208 ‪这不是昌仔吗? 243 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,916 ‪怎么这样? 244 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,958 ‪法师 245 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,083 ‪怎么这样?躺不下来 246 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:00,958 ‪倒 247 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,791 {\an8}‪-怎么瘫倒了? ‪-怎么瘫倒了? 248 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:04,375 {\an8}‪等一下 我抓脚 249 00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:05,833 {\an8}‪来 250 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,083 ‪下面一点 251 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,208 ‪-好 ‪-法师 这要怎么化解? 252 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,500 ‪需要送煞吗? 253 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,083 ‪来 两位 你们有碰到这个尸体喔 254 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,416 ‪这个尸体是有煞气的 255 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,375 ‪-这个符交给你们 ‪-这样喔 好 256 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,000 ‪-好 ‪-回去之后泡水 拿来擦身体 257 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,083 ‪-好 ‪-好 258 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,833 ‪-我上次开坛伤到元气了 ‪-我也要 259 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,541 ‪-现在没办法再送煞了 ‪-来 一张50元 不要急 260 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,166 ‪-大家都有 ‪-谢谢 261 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,125 ‪-这里只有你有本事而已 ‪-50元 262 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,583 ‪还是我们多贴一点钱给你养身? 263 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:33,916 ‪没办法啦 264 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,500 ‪叔叔 你先不要急着拒绝嘛 265 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,416 ‪我们看一下镇长的心意啊 266 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:41,500 ‪每天“钱钱钱”地叫 267 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,166 ‪你那么爱钱 这场给你做啦 268 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:45,666 ‪我还不想死 269 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,041 ‪那这样怎么办? 270 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,166 ‪叔叔 我们来这里干吗啦? 271 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,166 ‪谁啦? 272 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:12,791 ‪怎么是你? 273 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,583 ‪进来坐啦 274 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,791 ‪要不是非你不可 我也不想来这里 275 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,833 ‪明天晚上想要麻烦你跳钟馗 276 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,208 ‪送一下煞 277 00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:31,916 ‪我现在这个模样是要怎么跳钟馗啦? 278 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,416 ‪跳河比较快啦 279 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,125 ‪你记得五年前我们碰到的那个煞吗? 280 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:44,791 ‪这次要送的那条绳子 281 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,416 ‪上面的气味和他一样 282 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,583 ‪你也知道这个煞的厉害 283 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:57,875 ‪若不快点送他走 284 00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:59,875 ‪接下来一个拖一个 285 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:01,625 ‪不知道还要害死多少人 286 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,625 ‪难道你还要我下跪求你吗? 287 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,041 ‪我叔叔都这样说了 你现在是怎样? 288 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:13,666 ‪叔叔 你怎么样了? 289 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,875 ‪我实在很不想讲 290 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,041 ‪师父是怎么死的? 291 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,041 ‪若不为众生设想 292 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,166 ‪你他妈的带什么天命啊你? 293 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,083 ‪什么玩意儿? 294 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:35,666 ‪叔叔 295 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,208 ‪不用扶啦 还没死啦 296 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:40,708 ‪没出息 297 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,000 ‪垃圾 298 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,041 ‪陈玉兰小姐 299 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,958 ‪请问你先生生前有忧郁症吗? 300 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:55,708 ‪你可以让我先跟他单独说一下话吗? 301 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,541 ‪起来 302 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,416 ‪起来啦 303 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:16,958 ‪你不是很爱打我? 304 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,708 ‪起来 305 00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,250 ‪起来打我啊 306 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,708 ‪我叫你起来打我 307 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,541 ‪起来打我啊 308 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,666 ‪起来打我啊 309 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,666 ‪起来 310 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,708 ‪你起来啊 311 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:18,875 ‪彰化地检署检察官蔡迈达 312 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:21,750 ‪近来再度破获大型的毒品走私案 313 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,375 ‪那么这已经是今年他破获到的 314 00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,333 ‪第三起毒品走私案件 315 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,541 ‪我们这次的专案小组非常优秀 316 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:30,750 ‪从8月开始进行跟监追查 317 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:35,875 ‪一直到确定了 ‪嫌犯进出工厂的频率跟动线 318 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,958 ‪我们就开始计划部署攻坚 319 00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:40,250 ‪还好啊 我们行动顺利 320 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,125 ‪我们没有任何人员伤亡 321 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,541 ‪那么蔡迈达这时候说了 322 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,625 ‪这一次指挥的… 323 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:46,833 {\an8}‪(时代新闻 检察官 蔡迈达) 324 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,750 ‪(芊芊:剪好上传了 ‪但我男友还想要再约你拍一次) 325 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,500 ‪(今晚有空吗?) 326 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,041 ‪姨丈呢? 327 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,250 ‪阿姨 是你吗? 328 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:16,333 ‪没事了 329 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:19,250 ‪没事了 不要怕 330 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,958 ‪没事了 331 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,583 ‪我们不要怕 332 00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:27,541 ‪他不会再来烦我们了 333 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:28,625 ‪不要怕 334 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,458 ‪乖 335 00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:38,833 ‪他们说明天会送你姨丈 336 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,791 ‪叫我们早上去上个香 337 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:45,291 ‪晚上就待在家里不要出门 338 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:47,875 ‪来了喔?来 快 339 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:48,916 ‪先来拜拜 340 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,875 ‪先拜拜 341 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,333 ‪拜完之后 我会拿符咒让你们回家贴 342 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,583 ‪然后你们是事主 记得晚上不要出门 343 00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:04,791 ‪请问符咒要怎么贴啊? 344 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,791 ‪贴在门窗上面 345 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,291 ‪然后门外面记得放扫把 要倒立过来 346 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:10,833 ‪好 347 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,750 ‪你说我带天命 348 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,000 ‪可是我现在师父都死了 349 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:30,125 ‪我帮不了你啦 350 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,041 ‪也帮不了大家啦 351 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:36,583 ‪我自己都顾不了 我还帮别人? 352 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,083 ‪要来你自己来吧 353 00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:53,541 ‪杰瑞 叫你赶快进去 354 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:54,958 ‪你在搞什么? 355 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,708 ‪快点 还在打球 356 00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,833 ‪赶快进去 快一点 357 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,250 ‪观看人数多少啦? 358 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,541 ‪观看人数吗? 359 00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:09,458 {\an8}‪可能是只有上传一天的关系 360 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,583 {\an8}‪-14万 ‪-14万? 361 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,250 ‪灰熊 我们赶快离开这里好不好? 362 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:16,750 ‪你看 等一下是不是要送肉粽啊? 363 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,541 ‪连送煞路线图都有了耶 364 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,708 ‪叔叔 时间差不多了 365 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:44,208 ‪叔叔 366 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,500 ‪你干吗? 367 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:48,208 ‪为什么要掉头? 368 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:49,750 ‪-喂 ‪-我决定了 369 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,875 ‪如果我拍椅仔姑还赢不了他 370 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,833 ‪我就不相信我跟他拍一样的还会输啦 371 00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:54,916 ‪你还要拍? 372 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,875 ‪我不要 太恐怖了 373 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,708 ‪前面就是火车站 374 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:02,000 ‪你不要就下车 375 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,583 ‪没听到是不是? 376 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:06,750 ‪下车! 377 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,291 ‪走就走啊 378 00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,458 ‪你真的开走? 379 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,666 ‪你干脆死一死算了 380 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,166 ‪你这个王八蛋! 381 00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:23,750 ‪你没事吧? 382 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,333 ‪坐一下 383 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,083 {\an8}‪叔叔 384 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,458 ‪馗爷都不帮你寄本命了 385 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,333 ‪你就不要再死撑了 386 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:36,833 ‪你来干什么? 387 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:02,916 ‪纪录 民俗纪录 388 00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:20,583 ‪(直播) 389 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:24,458 {\an8}‪(直播) 390 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:25,750 {\an8}‪(祭送 生人请回避) 391 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:28,625 {\an8}‪好 于是我们好像找到了一个 392 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,666 ‪神秘的小巷 393 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,250 ‪我觉得这种小巷配合这种夜晚 394 00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:33,291 ‪这样子真的是非常适合 395 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,958 ‪各位观众 你们看到了吗? 396 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,541 ‪那个好像窗户上都有这种 397 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,666 ‪不知道是什么符纸在上面 398 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,958 ‪我是希望现在的人可以有点公德心啊 399 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,125 ‪资源环保要做好 好不好? 400 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:23,666 ‪叫你不要动我的东西 ‪你是听不懂喔? 401 00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:25,416 {\an8}‪这是从泰国请来的 402 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,875 {\an8}‪你还敢乱拿?整天乱拿我的东西 403 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,166 {\an8}‪-你是在干什么?叫你别拿 你还… ‪-不要 404 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,666 {\an8}‪-都叫你别拿! ‪-姨丈 拜托 405 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,208 ‪-不要再打了 ‪-救命啊! 406 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:38,541 ‪救命啊!你不要再打了 407 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,916 ‪阿姨 有没有什么要帮忙的? 408 00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:08,916 ‪我们一起搬去台北好不好? 409 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,833 ‪我已经存了一笔钱 410 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,583 ‪可以让我们租房子、找工作 411 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,250 ‪我不知道 412 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,416 ‪我不知道 我现在… 413 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,125 ‪我现在很乱 414 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,166 ‪我不知道 415 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:32,333 ‪现在这个事情不重要 416 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,083 ‪对不起 都是我害的 417 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:44,250 ‪你不要在那边乱讲啦 418 00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:49,333 ‪小时候 梦到爸妈 419 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,291 ‪结果他们就出车祸死了 420 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,291 ‪前几天我也梦到姨丈了 421 00:38:58,458 --> 00:39:00,125 ‪你爸妈那个是巧合 422 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,583 ‪你姨丈是自作孽 423 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,875 ‪你知道他做了很多的亏心事 424 00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:07,416 ‪如果不是因为领养你的话 425 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,000 ‪他早就死了! 426 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,416 ‪他早就死了! 427 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:14,458 ‪你妈走了之后 我只剩下你一个亲人 428 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,666 ‪然后我还让你这样受苦! 429 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,583 ‪我没用啊! 430 00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:23,041 ‪阿姨 你不要这个样子啦 431 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,833 ‪我没用 我做不好 432 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,208 ‪不是啦 433 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,500 ‪我怎么样都做不好 434 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:35,125 ‪-没有啦 ‪-为什么? 435 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,958 ‪我害了你 436 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:40,041 ‪真的没有嘛 437 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:44,333 ‪-就我害了你! ‪-你别… 438 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,833 ‪-是我害你的 ‪-不要 不要这样 439 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:50,166 ‪-我不知道怎么办 ‪-不要 440 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,166 ‪我不知道怎么办 441 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,041 ‪我不知道 442 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,791 ‪阿姨 你要去哪里? 443 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,500 ‪你要去哪里啊? 444 00:40:25,916 --> 00:40:27,125 ‪阿姨 445 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,291 ‪该死的 446 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:32,250 ‪(直播) 447 00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:34,666 ‪妈的 448 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:37,541 ‪阿姨 那边不可以过去! 449 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:40,875 ‪这边不能过去 450 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,041 ‪灵媒正妹? 451 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,833 ‪等一下 452 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,791 ‪还有东西没有送走 453 00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:57,666 ‪还有东西没有送走 454 00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,750 ‪等一下 还有东西没有… 455 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,291 ‪很好 456 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,750 ‪不是说家属不能跟吗? ‪你们这样会出事情啦 457 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,875 ‪我还有东西没有送走 458 00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:09,041 ‪你又是谁啦? 459 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,875 ‪-这不能拍啦 走 ‪-怎样啦? 460 00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:13,333 ‪-你可以拍 为什么我不能拍? ‪-我是拍民俗纪录 461 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,625 ‪你知道我是谁吗?我灰熊啦 462 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:16,958 ‪-不能讲你名字 你怎样啦? ‪-什么东… 463 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,750 ‪-你懂不懂?会出事情 ‪-我不懂 464 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:20,750 ‪-你不要假会… ‪-阿姨 你怎么了? 465 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:21,708 ‪-滚啊 ‪-你… 466 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:22,625 ‪你干… 467 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:24,625 ‪太好了 468 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:27,541 ‪天啊 各位 真实中邪啦 469 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:28,458 {\an8}‪(直播) 470 00:41:28,541 --> 00:41:30,750 ‪哇靠 怎么又被我遇到? 471 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,625 ‪请天火 472 00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:46,750 {\an8}‪(直播) 473 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,500 {\an8}‪这个行喔 太屌了啦 474 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,458 ‪谢谢 475 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,375 ‪赶快走 476 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:07,875 ‪你们不能走了 477 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,208 ‪闯进仪式 就要跟到最后 478 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,333 ‪没送完的东西 479 00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:13,416 ‪等一下结束看怎么办 480 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,583 ‪跟上 481 00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,000 ‪我们走吧 482 00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:03,875 ‪不要动! 483 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:05,958 ‪干什么?还动? 484 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,250 ‪-别动!不要动! ‪-好啦 好 485 00:43:09,458 --> 00:43:11,000 {\an8}‪干什么?通通不要动! 486 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,083 ‪好像有状况 487 00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:13,750 ‪-不要动 ‪-都退下! 488 00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:14,708 ‪-后退 ‪-后退 489 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:16,000 ‪-后退 ‪-后退 490 00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:18,416 ‪-让开 ‪-让开 491 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,416 ‪走开 492 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,208 ‪那是证物啊 不能丢啊 493 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,083 ‪你们这里谁负责啊? 494 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:31,375 ‪我是第一侦查组检察官 蔡迈达 495 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,625 ‪这是关于一件毒品案的重要证物 496 00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:35,750 ‪你们不能丢弃啊 497 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,708 ‪那绳子有煞气 没送走不行啦 498 00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:39,125 ‪我不知道什么煞气啦 499 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:40,458 ‪我只知道那是凶器 500 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:42,125 ‪你们在窃取证物啊 501 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:43,583 ‪去把它拿回来 502 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:44,708 ‪干什么? 503 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,333 ‪阿姨 你在看什么? 504 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,458 ‪通通不许动 再动就开枪了! 505 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:58,458 ‪-操 快闪喔 ‪-不要 506 00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,541 ‪阿姨 你怎么了? 507 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:02,291 ‪你怎么了? 508 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:04,958 ‪不要! 509 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:07,541 ‪-不要过来!你不要过来! ‪-装神弄鬼 510 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,541 ‪-不要过来! ‪-全部带回警局 511 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:10,958 ‪-是 走! ‪-来 512 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,041 ‪-快走 ‪-走 快 513 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:14,208 ‪-快走 ‪-快 514 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:19,041 ‪-不要 不要让他抓我 ‪-快 515 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,708 ‪拜托你 516 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:28,041 ‪你是否知道陈玉兰女士 ‪跟上队伍的原因? 517 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,208 ‪我不是很清楚 518 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:34,458 ‪那个时候 519 00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,416 ‪阿姨在整理东西 520 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:41,291 ‪好像是发现还有东西没有送出去 521 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,666 ‪所以她才会追出去的 522 00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:50,291 ‪我们阵头在现场跳那么久了 523 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:51,625 ‪突然进来抓人 524 00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:52,833 ‪如果出事要怎么办? 525 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:55,041 ‪奇怪 我们也是人家请来的 526 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,125 ‪你给我搞这出 是要我们怎样? 527 00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:59,541 ‪对啊 送肉粽这个你也知道啊 528 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,125 ‪这有时间限制的 529 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:02,125 ‪我们跳到一半 530 00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,916 ‪你突然来抓人 你会出事的 531 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,541 ‪-你不能这样乱搞 你知道吗? ‪-没错 532 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:07,958 ‪你叫我们镇长出来 找镇长出来讲啊 533 00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,250 ‪还是你要负责? 534 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:14,375 ‪你做法师这么久了 535 00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:16,166 ‪没遇过这种状 536 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,583 ‪现在这个煞送不出去 要怎么处理? 537 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:20,250 ‪怎么没叫阿西师来送啊? 538 00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:22,958 ‪你们两位可以走了 539 00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:25,000 ‪好 谢谢 540 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,166 ‪-那我们呢? ‪-你们还不行 541 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:28,250 ‪为什么我们不能走? 542 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,416 ‪-为什么我们不能走? ‪-都说了还不行 吵什么吵啊? 543 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:41,625 ‪拿符泡水给她擦身 544 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:45,166 ‪照做就对了啦 545 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:49,875 ‪谢谢 546 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:51,791 ‪走吧 547 00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:58,750 ‪镇长 548 00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:00,958 ‪所以是等你过来保他们吗? 549 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,041 ‪对 我到了 550 00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:06,958 ‪好 551 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:08,666 ‪绳子喔? 552 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,291 ‪我先了解一下状况 等一下再跟你讲 553 00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:50,791 ‪阿姨 你不要再揉了啦 554 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,750 ‪这样眼睛会受伤耶 555 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,208 ‪我帮你擦一下脸喔 556 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,166 ‪阿姨 你怎么了? 557 00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:23,416 ‪你拿什么东西给我擦? 558 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,291 ‪符水 559 00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:32,500 ‪你为什么又用这种东西害我? 560 00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:34,166 ‪阿姨 不要 561 00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:47,833 ‪阿姨 不要 562 00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:49,250 ‪阿姨 你不要这样 563 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,958 {\an8}‪阿姨 你不要吓我 564 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,833 ‪打死你! 565 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:05,208 ‪-阿姨 ‪-你妈妈在阴间受苦 566 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:11,583 ‪你自己一个人在阳间开心啊 567 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:19,833 ‪过来! 568 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:24,333 ‪阿姨 569 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:28,666 ‪阿姨 570 00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:47,500 ‪阿姨! 571 00:48:57,875 --> 00:48:58,750 ‪阿姨! 572 00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,250 ‪你开门 573 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,375 ‪阿姨 574 00:49:06,916 --> 00:49:09,291 ‪开门 575 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:14,333 ‪开门 576 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:19,500 ‪开门 577 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:28,041 ‪开门 578 00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,291 ‪不说了 579 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,291 ‪等一下 580 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,958 ‪刚刚才把你保出来 ‪你现在又乱敲别人的门干吗? 581 00:49:57,041 --> 00:49:58,500 ‪-不要管啦 ‪-不是 你是不是… 582 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:00,750 ‪你又想去警察局是不是啦? 583 00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:02,625 ‪不好意思 那个… 584 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:03,541 ‪你阿姨呢? 585 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:06,166 {\an8}‪她在房间 你们快点来救救她 586 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:09,083 {\an8}‪莫名其妙 什么地方啊? 587 00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:11,750 ‪她人在这个里面 588 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,333 ‪喂 你送煞不送煞 589 00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:14,625 ‪跑到什么鬼地方来啦? 590 00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,958 ‪你这个笨蛋 煞都转到这里来了 591 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,250 ‪快把符贴上 592 00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:21,833 ‪那一张50元喔 593 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,000 ‪阿姨 不可以 594 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,958 ‪拜托你不要 595 00:50:37,041 --> 00:50:40,291 ‪我好痛苦 596 00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,375 ‪救我 597 00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,291 {\an8}‪阿姨 598 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,791 {\an8}‪快过来帮忙 599 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,708 {\an8}‪快来压她的腿 600 00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:11,791 ‪快啊 601 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:17,250 ‪快 602 00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,291 ‪这也太高了吧? 603 00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:34,833 ‪这是防魔界 604 00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:36,500 ‪把火顾好 605 00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:37,958 ‪不要让它熄了 606 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:40,416 ‪好 607 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,500 ‪我还需要一样东西 608 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:48,750 ‪什么东西? 609 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,208 ‪酒 610 00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:53,666 ‪你家有没有酒? 611 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:58,458 ‪那外面都贴… 612 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:00,708 ‪你这个死酒鬼 613 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:02,083 ‪成事不足 败事有余 614 00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,541 ‪你又躲在这边偷喝酒 615 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:05,291 ‪走了啦 616 00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:15,291 {\an8}‪你不要吵 快去贴符啦 617 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,541 ‪不是… 618 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,833 ‪我跟你讲 ‪这个符全部的钱都算你头上 619 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,291 ‪这哪来的? 620 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,083 ‪这是她画的 621 00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:41,416 ‪她从回家之后就开始一直画 622 00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:44,708 ‪她是不是经常自杀啊? 623 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:50,791 ‪我姨丈认为我是扫把星 624 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:53,041 ‪所以动不动就打我跟阿姨 625 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:54,625 ‪整天拿我的东西 626 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,916 ‪你在搞什么东西? 627 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,125 ‪-不要打了 ‪-不要打 628 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:02,750 ‪-对不起 下次不敢了 ‪-叫你不要乱拿 不要乱拿! 629 00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:05,708 ‪后来她就生病了 630 00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:07,750 ‪她不是犯病 631 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:09,666 ‪她是气弱体虚 632 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,958 ‪然后又参加了送煞 633 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,708 ‪现在三魂七魄 634 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:15,625 ‪只剩下一魂一魄了 635 00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:18,125 ‪有没有什么方法可以救救她? 636 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,583 ‪我求求你好不好? 637 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:22,583 ‪我只剩下阿姨这个亲人了 638 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,250 {\an8}‪不然我给你跪 不然我给你磕头 639 00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:27,583 {\an8}‪-跪什么啦?起来啦 ‪-拜托 640 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,333 {\an8}‪-喂 你这样跪有什么用啦? ‪-拜托 641 00:54:29,416 --> 00:54:31,416 ‪我们用这么多东西 你有钱付吗? 642 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,583 ‪我有钱 643 00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,666 ‪这不是钱的问题啦 644 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,666 ‪那给我 645 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:55,041 ‪除非你阿姨死 646 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,791 ‪或者煞过到另外一个人身上 647 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:04,416 ‪或许还有一个方法 648 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,125 ‪什么方法? 649 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,958 ‪拜托你一定要救救我阿姨 ‪我求求你了 650 00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:11,416 ‪我教你的方法 651 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,750 ‪你所不想看到的东西 ‪都会跟着你、纠缠着你 652 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,250 ‪这样你也愿意吗? 653 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,375 ‪我愿意 654 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:44,541 ‪衣服拿来了 然后呢? 655 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:48,041 {\an8}‪把衣服和招魂纺绑在竹子上 656 00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:50,583 ‪然后红线牵到屋子里 657 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,416 ‪这个是招魂咒 658 00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:55,541 ‪这个是护身咒 659 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:56,916 ‪待会把它背好 660 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,791 ‪无名指打叉叉 661 00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:00,791 ‪中指往内压 662 00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:02,958 ‪然后大拇指再叉 663 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:04,958 ‪急急如律令 664 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,666 ‪急急如律令 665 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:10,583 ‪不错 666 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:15,541 ‪椅子来了 667 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,250 ‪把线穿过椅子 668 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,083 ‪然后绑在她左手上 669 00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:21,125 ‪椅仔姑她会保护你的 670 00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:24,791 ‪椅仔姑? 671 00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:27,250 ‪我都请她保护你三次了 672 00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:35,291 ‪阿姨 673 00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:41,875 ‪还有 674 00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:45,333 ‪如果有人叫你 675 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:47,583 ‪你千万不能回头喔 676 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,125 ‪绑牢一点啊 677 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,000 ‪一点黄河清 678 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,750 ‪二点北斗明 679 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:26,083 ‪三点你陈玉兰魂魄回到本坛前 680 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:30,208 ‪三魂七魄速返身 681 00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:35,166 ‪急急如律令 682 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:58,791 ‪你刚刚教她那个东西是什么? 683 00:57:58,875 --> 00:57:59,750 ‪有用吗? 684 00:58:00,416 --> 00:58:01,916 ‪那要看她的命 685 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:04,041 ‪我们帮不了她 686 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,375 ‪什么东西啊? 687 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,000 {\an8}‪为什么送个煞搞得这么费功夫? 688 00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:10,416 ‪到底有没有钱付啊? 689 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,291 ‪那我们现在要去哪里? 690 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:17,375 ‪你讲话啊 691 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:18,541 ‪你烦不烦啊? 692 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,083 ‪去问镇长煞要回来了没啦 693 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,166 ‪阿姨 694 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,041 ‪阿姨 695 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,875 ‪阿姨 你在哪? 696 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,833 ‪甲子护我身 697 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:14,000 ‪甲戌保我形 698 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:16,833 ‪甲申固我命 699 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:18,958 ‪急急如律令 700 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:39,500 ‪爸 701 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,333 ‪妈 702 01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:27,041 ‪爸 703 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,833 ‪妈 704 01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:33,666 ‪你们在哪里啊? 705 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:38,125 ‪我真的真的好想你们 706 01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:41,000 ‪快点出来好不好? 707 01:01:29,291 --> 01:01:30,291 ‪阿姨 708 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,333 ‪阿姨 709 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:35,250 ‪阿姨 710 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,666 ‪我们赶快回家了 好不好? 711 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:40,875 ‪阿姨 不要再画了 712 01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:43,708 ‪阿姨 我们赶快回家了 713 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,875 ‪阿姨 不要再画了 714 01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:51,833 ‪赶快跟我回家了 好不好? 715 01:02:09,791 --> 01:02:11,416 ‪佳敏 716 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,166 ‪佳敏 717 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,750 ‪佳敏 718 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:21,583 ‪为什么这么快就要走了? 719 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:23,708 ‪爸爸妈妈很冷 720 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,541 ‪我们快要撑不住了 721 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:30,583 ‪佳敏 救救我 722 01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:06,541 ‪怎么会这样? 723 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:16,833 ‪阿姨 724 01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:36,291 ‪阿姨 725 01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:39,500 ‪你没事了吗? 726 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,458 ‪她是谁啊? 727 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:49,791 ‪怎么了吗? 728 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,916 ‪她是谁? 729 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,958 ‪她是你啊 730 01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,708 ‪她是谁? 731 01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:02,125 ‪是谁? 732 01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:06,083 ‪她是谁? 733 01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:07,000 ‪是谁? 734 01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:08,166 ‪不可以! 735 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,958 ‪不可以!不要! 736 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:11,500 ‪阿姨 你不要这样! 737 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:13,708 ‪不可以! 738 01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:17,083 ‪放开! 739 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:25,791 ‪终南山进士 钟馗是也 740 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,000 ‪汝等邪众 741 01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:30,041 ‪千冤万怨随水去 742 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:32,458 ‪一化大海不回来 743 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:49,125 ‪这是送煞时 744 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,458 ‪有人中煞 她画的 745 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:52,625 ‪你看看 746 01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:57,458 ‪那棵风水树有动到吗? 747 01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:04,000 ‪我们同时要时时注意 748 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,500 ‪我感觉到那个邪灵 749 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:07,958 ‪随时都在找机会想要出来 750 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,708 ‪那师父会原谅我吗? 751 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,333 ‪不是跟你讲过了吗? 752 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:18,875 ‪不是你的错 753 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,375 ‪你是为了救我 754 01:05:21,458 --> 01:05:24,875 ‪而且那个时候 ‪你眼睛里面看到的也不是师父啊 755 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:28,625 ‪你是带天命的 756 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,083 ‪师父最疼你 757 01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:32,125 ‪他怎么可能不原谅你? 758 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:35,833 ‪我最近碰到一个 759 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,458 ‪跟我一样带天命的小女生 760 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:40,791 ‪不知道是不是安排好的 761 01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:44,583 ‪天命、中邪 一线之隔 762 01:05:44,666 --> 01:05:46,041 ‪我必须提醒你 763 01:05:46,708 --> 01:05:48,875 ‪像你们这种体质的人啊 764 01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:50,416 ‪如果中邪的话 765 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,875 ‪会变得很可怕 766 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,708 ‪-病患怎么了? ‪-颈部被玻璃碎片割伤 767 01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,333 ‪-快点 ‪-来 快点 768 01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,916 ‪紧急病患 快点 769 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,458 ‪快点 这边 770 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,208 ‪快来帮忙 771 01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:10,291 ‪发生什么事? 772 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:12,041 ‪-颈部被玻璃碎片割伤 ‪-小姐 麻烦请出去 773 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,416 ‪家属在外面等一下 774 01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:17,166 ‪快 775 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,500 ‪-一、二、三 ‪-一、二、三 776 01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:19,458 ‪紧急用血 777 01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,708 ‪-拿四包来 ‪-你阿姨怎么了? 778 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:24,583 ‪-我招魂失败了 醒来之后 ‪-小姐 你冷静一点 779 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:27,291 ‪-就看到她一直拿碎玻璃猛刺自己 ‪-你冷静一点 780 01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:29,041 ‪帮忙 781 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:30,875 ‪给镇定剂 782 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:34,708 ‪-你冷静一点 我给你打镇定剂 ‪-都是你害的! 783 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,291 ‪-害人精! ‪-小姐 冷静一点 784 01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:39,166 ‪害人精! 785 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,041 ‪-你镇定一点 ‪-小姐 你先出去 786 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:43,166 ‪-冷静一点 你冷静一点 ‪-让病人冷静一下 787 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:45,958 ‪滚! 788 01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:48,500 ‪小姐 你冷静一点 789 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:51,583 ‪我不是害人精 790 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:56,458 ‪我不是害人精 791 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,041 ‪你阿姨只是胡言乱语 792 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,875 ‪你不要放在心上啦 793 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,041 ‪现在事情来了 794 01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:31,625 ‪看我们要害怕一辈子 795 01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:33,416 ‪还是勇敢面对它 796 01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:40,041 ‪你要珍惜你自己啊 797 01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:56,208 ‪干 我又说错了什么? 798 01:07:56,291 --> 01:07:57,958 ‪可是我真的… 799 01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,791 ‪好累 800 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,458 ‪你在干吗啊? 801 01:08:36,541 --> 01:08:39,541 ‪我在跳钟馗 802 01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:45,500 ‪我小的时候啊 803 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:47,708 ‪都跟着庙会的人一起跑 804 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,291 ‪看到人家跳钟馗 805 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,833 ‪我就好开心 806 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,166 ‪我小的时候 807 01:08:58,250 --> 01:08:59,458 ‪每次 808 01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,583 ‪只要我害怕的时候 809 01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,375 ‪我就会闭上眼睛 810 01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:09,083 ‪但我还是感觉得到 811 01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:11,041 ‪没有路可以躲 812 01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:14,291 ‪我跟你说 你只有两条路可以选 813 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:18,083 ‪一条是恐惧一辈子 ‪另外一条是面对它 814 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,750 ‪随便你怎么选择 815 01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,208 ‪为什么会是我啊? 816 01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:31,083 ‪开天眼 见天命 817 01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:33,750 ‪此后你就是钟馗身了 818 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:34,666 ‪妈的 819 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,041 ‪哪一个帮派这么大胆 820 01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:38,458 ‪敢杀我的下线? 821 01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:10,208 ‪这是什么? 822 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:44,500 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 823 01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:49,750 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 824 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,958 {\an8}‪-不要拍了 ‪-150万 825 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:08,875 {\an8}‪你会出事的 826 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,375 ‪这什么东西啊? 827 01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:05,416 ‪走了 828 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,958 ‪-怎么了啦? ‪-快 829 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:08,750 ‪又出事了 快点 830 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:25,458 ‪那棵树不能动啦 831 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:26,958 ‪动了会出事啦 832 01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,166 ‪那棵树不要动 833 01:13:28,666 --> 01:13:30,500 {\an8}‪-你要干什么? ‪-这是法师 834 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:33,333 {\an8}‪-你给我下来 ‪-法师啊? 835 01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:35,041 {\an8}‪-肉粽你也送了 ‪-冷静 836 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:36,333 ‪-冷静一点 ‪-还是有人在这自杀 837 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:39,125 ‪-反正不能动就对了 会出大事 ‪-那现在怎么办啦? 838 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:41,625 ‪你肉粽送得乱七八糟 ‪你不用负责吗? 839 01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:43,291 ‪我叔叔也说这棵树不能动啦 840 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,375 ‪-一定有他的道理啦 ‪-不要 841 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:45,333 ‪-不能动 ‪-不管你 842 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:46,666 ‪-把他轰出去 ‪-出去啦 843 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:47,916 ‪-出去啦 ‪-走啦 844 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,625 ‪-你们冷静一点啦 ‪-挖 845 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:54,166 ‪-不要推 ‪-会出事啦 846 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,833 ‪好 847 01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:03,250 ‪-再剖 ‪-再剖 848 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:14,000 ‪怎么有蛇? 849 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,375 ‪我来处理 850 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:16,916 ‪小心喔 851 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,625 ‪镇长 你看那边好像有个东西 852 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:25,875 ‪这里怎么有个木盒? 853 01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:27,958 ‪还贴着符 854 01:14:28,041 --> 01:14:29,875 ‪你挖出来看看 855 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,166 {\an8}‪那个木盒千万不能开啦 856 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:34,958 ‪-怎么了? ‪-你要干吗? 857 01:14:35,041 --> 01:14:37,208 ‪-怎么了? ‪-不能开 会出事 858 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:39,041 ‪你说什么我都不会相信你了啦 859 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:41,708 ‪-快放下 ‪-不要再来乱了 860 01:14:41,791 --> 01:14:43,041 ‪我去 861 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,333 {\an8}‪怎么有蛇? 862 01:14:45,416 --> 01:14:47,125 ‪-那是什么? ‪-蛇啦 863 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,083 ‪快放下 864 01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:56,000 ‪这是什么? 865 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,250 ‪那是泰国最凶的邪灵 866 01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,875 ‪鬼师父啦 867 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:02,208 ‪废话不要说那么多了 868 01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,250 ‪赶快找鬼师父啦 869 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,166 ‪师父! 870 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,000 ‪师父 871 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,333 ‪师父 872 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:32,208 ‪七位 873 01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:35,791 {\an8}‪莫非讲的是上吊的人数? 874 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,000 {\an8}‪通灵者 875 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:41,833 ‪通灵者就是像阿火这种的 876 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,750 ‪“恶星、梦魇 877 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,791 ‪不祥征兆” 878 01:15:49,875 --> 01:15:53,375 ‪然后用七位上吊者的亡灵 879 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:56,041 ‪聚于一位通灵者的身上 880 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,583 ‪再来就降生 881 01:15:58,791 --> 01:16:00,125 ‪莫非像牌… 882 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,583 ‪要化为肉身 883 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,750 ‪降生人世? 884 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,000 {\an8}‪他想要投胎为人 885 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:18,708 ‪(阿火 你给我的那张泰国符文纸 ‪我翻译出来了) 886 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,250 ‪-是啊 ‪-这有没有危险啊? 887 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,583 ‪-是啊 要怎样? ‪-现在是怎样? 888 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,791 ‪-你们回家赶快用符净身 ‪-这有没有危险啊? 889 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,041 ‪-晚上不要出来啊 ‪-怎样? 890 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,000 ‪你要去哪里? 891 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,875 ‪-我去医院 ‪-去医院? 892 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,333 ‪喂! 893 01:16:32,416 --> 01:16:33,500 ‪-符 ‪-符 894 01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:34,416 ‪-喂 我要符 ‪-喂 895 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,000 ‪-喂 ‪-不要拉 896 01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:38,291 ‪-不要拉 不要抢 ‪-我要 897 01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:39,500 ‪别抢 898 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:42,666 ‪那我的车! 899 01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:03,250 ‪阿姨 900 01:17:58,041 --> 01:18:00,583 ‪请问一下 那床的病人去哪里了? 901 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:02,708 ‪六床呢? 902 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:05,958 ‪-刚刚她家属不是还在这吗? ‪-我去外面看一下 903 01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:11,250 ‪喂 904 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,125 ‪还是很不舒服啊? 905 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:20,000 ‪医生应该等一下就来了 906 01:18:21,625 --> 01:18:23,083 ‪呼吸 907 01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:25,291 ‪先喝口水吧 908 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,041 ‪你这是什么意思? 909 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,333 ‪你现在讲清楚 你给我讲清楚 910 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,041 ‪你去哪? 911 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,208 ‪喂! 912 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:05,666 ‪国仔 913 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:07,333 {\an8}‪恶星、梦魇 914 01:19:07,416 --> 01:19:09,500 ‪一切不祥征兆 915 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,625 ‪还有啦 916 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:13,791 ‪若用七个上吊者来献祭 917 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:17,625 ‪把那种怨灵聚于一位通灵之人的身上 918 01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:21,375 ‪这样像牌就会化为人身 919 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:23,125 ‪意思就是来投胎做人啦 920 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:24,041 ‪阿姨 921 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,291 ‪所以 922 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:27,500 ‪就算说这个煞已经送走了 923 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,083 ‪一样要小心 924 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,958 ‪来找我啊 925 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,625 ‪我是钟炎火 926 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,416 ‪有种过来找我 927 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,041 ‪不要找她 928 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,458 ‪我是钟炎火 929 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:42,916 ‪有种过来找我啊 930 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,666 ‪干 你是在发疯喔? 931 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:48,666 ‪你一直讲自己名字干吗? 932 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,833 ‪闪开啦 不要管我啦 933 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:54,083 ‪-不是 你不要命 我还要命 ‪-我是钟炎火 你来找我啊 934 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,916 ‪这是鬼师父设的局 935 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:01,250 ‪他们要找的是佳敏 936 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,916 ‪什么鬼师父? 937 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,041 ‪什么局啊? 938 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:06,458 ‪钟炎火! 939 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,666 ‪等等我啦! 940 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,041 ‪佳敏 941 01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:19,166 ‪佳敏 942 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,000 ‪佳敏 943 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,291 ‪阿姨 944 01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:33,458 ‪你为什么要跑来这种地方? 945 01:20:33,541 --> 01:20:35,500 ‪我们赶快回家好不好? 946 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,541 ‪阿姨 947 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:23,708 ‪我真的 948 01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:24,958 ‪我真的不行了 949 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:26,750 ‪我… 950 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:28,041 ‪我没办法再跑 951 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,750 ‪再跑我要拖出去种了 952 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:35,916 ‪喂 953 01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:37,666 ‪喂 954 01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:16,750 ‪阿姨 955 01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,416 ‪你在这里吗? 956 01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:40,958 ‪阿姨 957 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:06,541 ‪喂! 958 01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:09,000 ‪喂 那边很可怕 959 01:24:09,083 --> 01:24:09,958 ‪喂! 960 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:14,083 ‪这到底什么地方啊? 961 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:15,875 ‪我们来这里干吗? 962 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,000 ‪喂 等等我 963 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:29,791 ‪这是哪里啊? 964 01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:33,166 ‪这里到底是哪里啦? 965 01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:54,416 ‪阿怪 快点 966 01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:57,166 ‪快点 967 01:24:57,791 --> 01:24:58,708 ‪快 968 01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:06,166 ‪还有呼吸 报警 969 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:12,083 ‪是… 970 01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:13,666 ‪这什么东西啊? 971 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:16,166 ‪-他来了啦 ‪-谁来了啦? 972 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:17,708 ‪鬼师父啦 973 01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:19,541 ‪对不起 974 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:22,958 ‪我是好人 975 01:25:23,041 --> 01:25:24,416 ‪对不起 976 01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:27,541 ‪真的不关我的事情 977 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:29,500 ‪我真的是路过而已啦 978 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,583 ‪终南山上真显现 979 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:36,166 ‪焚香拜请速降临 980 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,416 ‪弟子一心专拜请 981 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,291 ‪钟馗天师降临来 982 01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:44,833 ‪神兵火急如律令 983 01:26:09,875 --> 01:26:12,541 ‪还有东西没有送走 快 984 01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,208 ‪还有东西没有送走 985 01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:18,500 ‪不要让他抓我 986 01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:40,541 ‪对不起啦 987 01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:42,208 ‪对… 988 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:00,583 ‪神兵火急如律令 989 01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:54,208 ‪甲子护我身 990 01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:57,416 ‪甲戌保我形 991 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,250 ‪急急… 992 01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:05,625 ‪如律令 993 01:28:12,750 --> 01:28:16,375 ‪任何事情都无法净化邪恶 994 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,625 ‪恶魔与邪恶 995 01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:20,416 ‪-永远与你同在 ‪-快拿钟馗剑 996 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,125 ‪快 997 01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:27,375 ‪恶魔与邪恶永远与你同在 998 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:29,541 {\an8}‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 999 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,416 ‪钟馗… 1000 01:28:48,625 --> 01:28:51,708 ‪驱邪缚魅 1001 01:28:52,583 --> 01:28:55,875 ‪尽封吾身 1002 01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:03,500 ‪急急如… 1003 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:06,875 ‪你为什么要这样? 1004 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,125 ‪不要 1005 01:29:15,291 --> 01:29:16,166 ‪不可以 1006 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:18,333 ‪五雷令 1007 01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:19,541 ‪什么? 1008 01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:21,083 ‪五雷… 1009 01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:23,666 ‪五雷令 1010 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,166 {\an8}‪我找到了 1011 01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:40,208 ‪你要… 1012 01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:41,875 ‪你戴上 1013 01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:44,958 ‪不可以 1014 01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:51,833 ‪祂会保护你的 1015 01:29:55,833 --> 01:29:57,125 ‪不要 1016 01:29:57,208 --> 01:29:59,083 ‪不可以 1017 01:30:05,208 --> 01:30:06,458 ‪我不要 1018 01:30:10,291 --> 01:30:12,916 ‪不可以 1019 01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:24,125 ‪我想要当个正常人 1020 01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:26,166 ‪你找错人了 1021 01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:33,083 ‪看我们要害怕一辈子 1022 01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:34,791 ‪还是勇敢面对它 1023 01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:36,500 ‪可是我真的… 1024 01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:38,833 ‪好累 1025 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:40,583 ‪你所不想看到的东西 1026 01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:42,583 ‪都会跟着你、纠缠着你 1027 01:30:42,666 --> 01:30:44,333 ‪这样你也愿意吗? 1028 01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:45,916 ‪急急如律令 1029 01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,458 ‪我是钟炎火 1030 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:50,750 ‪有种过来找我 1031 01:30:51,333 --> 01:30:52,416 ‪不要找她 1032 01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:54,541 ‪我是钟炎火 1033 01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:56,041 ‪有种过来找我啊 1034 01:30:56,125 --> 01:30:57,250 ‪你在干吗啊? 1035 01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:00,750 ‪我在跳钟馗 1036 01:31:04,541 --> 01:31:06,500 ‪你要珍惜你自己啊 1037 01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:17,333 ‪把他们都还给我! 1038 01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:22,750 ‪你醒来 1039 01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:24,458 ‪醒来 1040 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,833 ‪不要 1041 01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:36,083 ‪你没事 1042 01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:39,250 ‪-你没事的对不对? ‪-我要你上不了天 下不了地 1043 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:42,125 ‪不洁的灵魂不会被打败 1044 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,958 ‪任何事情都无法净化邪恶 1045 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:47,875 ‪恶魔与邪恶永远与你同在 1046 01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:50,541 ‪我要你上不了天 下不了地 1047 01:31:50,625 --> 01:31:52,833 ‪不洁的灵魂… 1048 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,083 ‪不要怕 1049 01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:39,625 ‪我会陪你的 1050 01:34:01,166 --> 01:34:02,125 ‪阿姨 1051 01:34:04,458 --> 01:34:06,708 ‪医生说你快要可以出院了 1052 01:34:11,458 --> 01:34:14,250 ‪然后啊 我换了一个新的工作了 1053 01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:16,666 ‪什么工作啊? 1054 01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:19,708 ‪是一个可以帮助人的工作 1055 01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:29,250 ‪阿敏 1056 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:33,625 ‪谢谢 1057 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:41,250 ‪你要加油喔 1058 01:34:44,041 --> 01:34:45,750 ‪我也会继续加油的 1059 01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:10,416 ‪来 你哈一口气 1060 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,041 ‪谢谢 感谢 辛苦了 1061 01:35:16,708 --> 01:35:17,875 ‪总共三箱嘛 1062 01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:19,208 ‪就放一起好了 1063 01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:20,208 ‪谢谢 1064 01:35:21,291 --> 01:35:23,375 ‪这符你会贴我就不教你了 1065 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:26,375 ‪回家记得要上网加入我们的会员 1066 01:35:26,458 --> 01:35:29,208 ‪定期会收到我们那个优惠通知啦 1067 01:35:29,291 --> 01:35:31,750 ‪还赠送那个免费的虚拟护身符 1068 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:33,583 ‪很灵的 1069 01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:35,458 ‪-谢谢 感谢 ‪-福生无量 1070 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,250 ‪福生无量 1071 01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:40,208 ‪干 1072 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:42,083 ‪叔叔 1073 01:35:42,166 --> 01:35:44,416 ‪-又在那边招摇撞骗 ‪-没有啦 1074 01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:47,500 ‪你刚刚骂我脏话? 1075 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:49,000 ‪不是啦 我是说 1076 01:35:50,083 --> 01:35:51,166 ‪干什么? 1077 01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:52,875 ‪干什么? 1078 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:56,833 ‪师叔 1079 01:35:58,166 --> 01:35:59,333 ‪我待会再练一下 1080 01:35:59,416 --> 01:36:01,291 ‪等等再泡茶给你喝 1081 01:36:01,375 --> 01:36:02,416 ‪好啊 1082 01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,875 ‪阿火给你的? 1083 01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:16,916 ‪还好有阿火在 1084 01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:19,333 ‪你好好收着 1085 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:21,333 ‪好 1086 01:36:30,916 --> 01:36:31,875 ‪叔叔 1087 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:35,208 ‪你还有没有什么厉害的那个法器 1088 01:36:35,291 --> 01:36:36,291 ‪是可以给我的? 1089 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,416 ‪-有啊 ‪-有喔? 1090 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,750 ‪人家带天命啦 1091 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:43,208 ‪你带屎 给你一包卫生纸 1092 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:44,333 ‪带屎 卫生纸 1093 01:36:44,416 --> 01:36:46,125 ‪卫生纸我自己就有了啦 1094 01:36:47,375 --> 01:36:48,833 ‪人家是兄妹命 1095 01:36:49,500 --> 01:36:50,708 ‪兄妹? 1096 01:36:50,791 --> 01:36:52,500 ‪钟馗嫁妹你听过吗? 1097 01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,666 ‪相传啊 1098 01:36:54,750 --> 01:36:58,458 ‪钟馗生前最喜欢 ‪喝祂妹妹用葫芦酿的酒 1099 01:36:58,541 --> 01:36:59,541 ‪然后呢? 1100 01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:02,375 ‪后来啊 在祂妹妹出嫁的时候啊 1101 01:37:02,458 --> 01:37:04,416 ‪钟馗亲自引路 1102 01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:07,000 ‪还派小鬼送亲护驾 1103 01:37:07,083 --> 01:37:08,625 ‪保护妹妹 1104 01:37:53,708 --> 01:37:54,875 ‪灰熊 1105 01:37:57,125 --> 01:37:58,375 ‪郑小姐是吧? 1106 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,125 ‪这是他留下来的东西 1107 01:38:03,208 --> 01:38:04,208 ‪你看一下 1108 01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:09,541 ‪他是不是没家人啊? 1109 01:38:10,041 --> 01:38:12,291 ‪我们打了几天电话都没人接 1110 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:14,083 ‪好不容易找到你 1111 01:38:16,125 --> 01:38:17,875 ‪早点帮他办后事吧 1112 01:38:17,958 --> 01:38:18,875 ‪节哀 1113 01:39:17,291 --> 01:39:22,333 ‪(馗爷指示 稍安勿躁 静坐等彩蛋) 1114 01:43:35,583 --> 01:43:36,666 ‪辛苦了 1115 01:43:37,583 --> 01:43:38,625 ‪-来 书仪 ‪-宝宝来了 1116 01:43:38,708 --> 01:43:40,083 ‪我们看一下宝宝喔 1117 01:43:40,166 --> 01:43:42,000 ‪恭喜 是个男宝宝 1118 01:43:42,083 --> 01:43:43,833 ‪看一下他的性别 1119 01:43:43,916 --> 01:43:46,416 ‪那他脚这边有你名字的脚圈喔 1120 01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:47,750 ‪恭喜 1121 01:43:53,708 --> 01:43:55,500 ‪我做爸爸了 1122 01:43:57,958 --> 01:43:59,666 ‪我当爸爸了 1123 01:44:02,208 --> 01:44:03,875 ‪-可以帮我们拍张照吗? ‪-可以 1124 01:44:04,458 --> 01:44:05,625 ‪没事 1125 01:44:05,708 --> 01:44:07,000 ‪爸爸在这 1126 01:44:07,083 --> 01:44:09,333 ‪好 等一下喔 笑一个 1127 01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:11,958 ‪好 我们再一个喔 1128 01:44:13,916 --> 01:44:15,208 ‪来 很好 1129 01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:19,083 ‪(正在调高相片的清晰度 ‪请握稳装置) 1130 01:44:22,708 --> 01:44:24,958 ‪(未侦测到人物) 1131 01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:41,000 ‪字幕翻译:陈凯欣