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I'm so excited
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- Hello!
- What up party peoples?
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Know what I'm saying?
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- Beautiful.
- I decorated it myself.
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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- How are you?
- How you doing, Stephanie?
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Oh, my goodness,
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- Oh, believe it.
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- Tig, can I get a hug?
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Nice to see you.
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I got some pills in my bag.
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- Hello, hello, hi, hi.
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One, two, three.
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Is this one of the like--
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- This is my--
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Masterpiece
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- It's really good.
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♪ About last night ♪
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♪ Come with the facts ♪
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- Come on in.
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Oh, my gosh, hold on.
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Let's play this game.
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Get comfortable.
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Oh, look at this.
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Look at this first class
service.
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Everybody make themselves
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We actually have
a wonderful bartender tonight.
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- Yeah, we do! I'm back here.
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Stephen...
- Oh, my God.
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- Is our bartender tonight.
- Whatever you need.
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W. Kamau Bell.
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- Wow, okay.
- Thank you for being here.
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Comedian and not one, two,
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but three time
Emmy winning docuseries.
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Three in a row! Does anybody
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- That's nuts.
- We couldn't even do that.
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"United Shades of America."
And Melissa,
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you're an amazing
accomplished teacher,
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choreographer and performer.
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Thank you guys for being here.
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All right, Andre.
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So I know you guys
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work at the "office" together.
- Yes.
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Three time NBA champ
with the Warriors
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and Christina,
my lovely friend,
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you're a boss in your own right
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with your Pillar
coworking space,
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which is a safe space
for all different people.
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And you have childcare
there as well,
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which I think is so special.
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Tig, you're one of the best
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stand-up comedians
out there right now.
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And your wife Stephanie
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Actress, producer,
known for such shows as
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"The L Word: Generation Q."
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So thank you both
for being here.
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All right, let's get
into this first question.
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This round is worth one point.
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And the question is going to be
for Melissa, Andre, and Tig.
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What sporting event
best describes your first kiss?
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- God!
- Ultramarathon,
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rhythmic gymnastics,
100 meter sprint,
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or canceled due to
wet conditions?
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Headphones on.
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So if it was me and you,
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but it was definitely cancelled
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'cause of whatever conditions,
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because I got curved
on my first attempt.
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- Ooh.
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- [laughs]
- I got the, yeah.
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- I did--
- Is that wrong?
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We would have been so wrong.
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I would've picked
rhythmic gymnastics
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because my head went like this.
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So--but it wasn't--
it wasn't--
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I didn't curve you,
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I didn't know
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- Ooh.
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"Oh, that's why
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"playing video games
with my brother
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for the past two weeks."
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Got it.
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Got it!
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So you thought he had
the feelings for your brother
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and then you realized
it was for you?
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Okay, I got it, I got it.
- No, I thought--
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I understand, I understand.
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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All right.
Headphones on, headphones on.
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All right, Christina,
what sporting event
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would Andre say
best describes your first kiss?
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- Sporting?
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It's was on top
of the vending machines.
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How was it
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- Try and visualize--
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- Excuse me?
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He get on top
of a vending machine?
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No, I was on top
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He was standing up. Anyway.
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Had to get on top
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It was before we were both
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I think, or he was leaving.
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He was going somewhere.
Whatever.
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100 meter dash for sure.
It was very like "mwah!"
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And that's it.
- All right.
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Headphones off. Welcome back.
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Jesus, whoa, whoa.
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He's--a little NWA.
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[laughter]
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I say "bitch!"
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[laughter]
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Got a little
"Straight Outta Compton."
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I love it.
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We're dying to know
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what sporting event
best describes
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you and Christina's first kiss?
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Yeah, it was--
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100 meter sprint
is like a peck right?
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- Yeah.
- All right, so it would be
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rhythmic gymnastics.
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[buzzing]
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I'm gonna shut you
right now, doc.
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- It was a peck?
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- So it was like--
- All right, Stephanie.
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What sporting event
would Tig say
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best describes your first kiss?
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Okay, I'm gonna say
100 meter sprint,
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but not because it was quick.
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But because the very first time
we hung out,
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we were with a group of people
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and we moved together
to take a picture
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and we looked at each other
and kissed.
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And we weren't dating
or anything.
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And it was just like,
oh, that's what we do.
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And so it was very quick
in that way.
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Got it.
Let's see what she says.
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Headphones off.
What were you listening to?
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I'm too embarrassed to say.
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It's too stereotypical.
- What is it?
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The Indigo Girls.
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- Oh!
- Okay, okay, okay!
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Well, we sat down together
at a restaurant with friends.
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And as soon as we sat down
next to each other,
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we kissed immediately.
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And I guess
that didn't last long.
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So it was a sprint.
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[ringing]
- You win. You get the point.
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100 meter sprint, yeah.
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All right, Kamau?
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So the first time
I tried to kiss her,
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she pulled the like,
you know, the snake.
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We were at a dance show,
and the lights went down,
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and I kissed her
when the lights went down.
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- Mm.
- It was a--is that bad?
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- No, it's beautiful.
- Thank you.
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Okay, so I'm gonna say
100 meter dash.
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- All right.
- All right.
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Let's see what she says.
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I invited him on this date
to go see contemporary dance.
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And we had been talking
and the lights went down
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to go back to another piece.
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And I started to turn
and I got like a--
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I got like a,
like a half mouth.
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Like quick peck,
only felt like half a peck.
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Man, I told it so much
more romantically!
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[laughter]
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I'm going sprint.
[ringing]
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You get the point!
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Oh, God! Oh! Oh!
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[laughter] I know.
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All right babe, what's
the score? Where are we at?
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Right now, we got
a two way tie with one point
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between Stephanie and Tig
and Kamau and Melissa.
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Andre, Christina,
you got plenty of time.
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- We're gonna get there.
- All right.
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Let's switch
this up a little bit
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and swap the headphones.
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So Christina, Stephanie, and
Kamau,
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this next question
is gonna be for you.
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I just want to remind
you guys that
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this is for the $20,000
for the charity of your choice.
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So here we go.
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You and your partner
walk into a hotel room
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and hear the couple next door
having really loud sex.
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Do you turn the TV volume up
and try to ignore them
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or do you turn the TV off
and listen?
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[laughter]
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That's a no-brainer
over here.
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- What do you mean no-brainer?
- With us.
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- What--we're listening.
- Some closet pervs.
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We're listening to
the whole thing for sure.
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I would get
the red Solo cup out
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and, like, put it on the wall.
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So nosy. I'm just nosy.
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- Who's next door?
- All right.
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Tig, I'm coming to you first.
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- 100% listening.
- Yeah?
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It seems like
it would be, um,
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you know, fun.
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Let's see what she says.
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Um, I don't think we ever
put the TV on in a hotel room.
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- No.
- And so, if we heard that,
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I can't imagine not listening.
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[ringing]
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[laughter]
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Fair enough.
You get the point.
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All right, Melissa.
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Oh, the TV is going off
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and the TV definitely
would have been on.
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I don't know
if you've met him before.
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The TV goes on the second
that we're in the room.
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So TV off.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, for sure.
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Headphones off.
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Welcome back.
- Thank you.
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So what are you and
Melissa doing?
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Hold on.
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Can't mess up.
There we go, all right.
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So what are you and Melissa
doing in this hotel room?
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I really do like TV.
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If we walk in a hotel room,
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and we hear somebody
in the next room getting it on,
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we turn that TV off
and try to park that boat.
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[laughter]
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[ringing]
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Oh, we won. Oh, good.
- You were so sure!
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I was so--yeah, there was--
I was like, that was--
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Andre,
what is Christina saying?
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We ain't getting
this one right.
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Why would you do that
to yourself?
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Because I would turn
the TV off and critique.
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Like, I would have
that discussion like,
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man, buddy not doing this
or she ain't doing that.
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Like, I will critique it.
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But she doesn't like any noise
coming from anywhere.
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She's going to turn the TV up.
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00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,558
- And that's your answer?
- That's my answer.
257
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:21,020
All right,
let's see what she says.
258
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,479
I would probably turn it off.
259
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,481
'Cause at that point,
he's probably, like,
260
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,817
banging on the wall
next to them
261
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:29,028
and, like, trying to have
a conversation with them
262
00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:31,822
as a joke--as a joke.
[laughter]
263
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,950
So he's telling them, like,
"Hey, how is it?"
264
00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:38,495
Like, having a conversation.
So I'm not gonna try and--
265
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,205
if I was by myself,
I'd turn the TV up,
266
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,333
but if we're together,
I'm just gonna turn it off,
267
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,667
'cause he's just
gonna do his thing.
268
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,044
Let me tell you,
he knows you.
269
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,837
He said,
"We're gonna get this wrong."
270
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,630
[buzzer]
- I'm right though!
271
00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,132
I'm right though!
- You're right.
272
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,967
She answered it wrong.
- She answered it right!
273
00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:55,637
- No, she didn't!
- She said--she said--
274
00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,973
She answered it right.
You kinda answered wrong.
275
00:09:58,057 --> 00:09:59,683
- You overthought it.
- You got it right
276
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,435
and you got it wrong,
but you don't got no points.
277
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,479
At least you really
know each other.
278
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,731
- We said the same exact thing.
- Oh.
279
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,191
All right, what's the score?
280
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,610
We still got a two way tie
at the top.
281
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,362
We got Kamau and Melissa
282
00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:12,905
with two points.
- Okay.
283
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,532
Tig and Stephanie
with two points as well.
284
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,868
And the Iguodala's,
you're right there.
285
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,663
- O for Winfrey? O for Winfrey.
- "O for Winfrey!"
286
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:24,041
Nil, zero, zilch.
[laughter]
287
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,417
All right,
for this next question,
288
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,044
we're gonna switch it up
a little bit
289
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,754
and you're gonna
write your answers on boards
290
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,422
Stephen is gonna
pass out to you.
291
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:33,550
I'd like for you to turn
your backs towards each other
292
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,344
so that there's no peeking.
293
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,471
This round is worth two points.
294
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,847
So Andre and Christina,
295
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,683
this will give you
the ability to tie.
296
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,019
All right, you're ready?
297
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,146
Tig, Melissa, and Andre,
298
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,440
if you were giving
your partner a Yelp review
299
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,192
like they were a restaurant
300
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,737
what would you rate,
from best to worst,
301
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:57,241
their driving, their cooking,
or their cleanliness?
302
00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,744
- Mm!
- Best to worst.
303
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,913
Yeah, we 'bout--
this easy though.
304
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,248
- Yeah.
- We lost.
305
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,791
Unless you don't know
your partner.
306
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,709
We told you,
we tried to tell you though.
307
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,420
We're too bright
for this format.
308
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,921
Just kidding.
- Nah, that's real talk.
309
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,257
- Don't try to work the refs.
- [chuckles]
310
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,342
All right.
flip those boards over.
311
00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:17,177
Tig, I'm coming to you first.
- Okay.
312
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,138
If you were giving Stephanie
a Yelp review
313
00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:20,931
like she was a restaurant...
- Yeah.
314
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,142
What would you rate
from best to worse?
315
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,810
Flip that board.
316
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,312
Cleanliness, cooking, driving.
317
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,690
I'm so annoyed.
318
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,108
Ah!
319
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,068
Cooking, cleanliness, driving.
320
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,945
[buzzer]
- Here's the thing though.
321
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,114
Here's what's
so fucking annoying.
322
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,450
I--this is true
323
00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,952
and I was like--
- Did you doubt yourself?
324
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,496
I was like, she's gonna
fucking say cleanliness.
325
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,707
Just because she had
the opportunity-
326
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,668
Because she's a germaphobe
and I'm so clean.
327
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,336
No points this round.
328
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,088
I need to redo this.
I confused--
329
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,548
I was ranking her.
- Too bad.
330
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,008
I was ranking her.
I got confused.
331
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,719
You gotta follow directions.
[laughter]
332
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,971
- I got confused!
- Change the numbers for me
333
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,431
and I'll be able
to figure it out.
334
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,433
- Okay, all right.
- All right, Melissa.
335
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,976
Okay.
336
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,394
- Cooking.
- Cooking.
337
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:08,979
Cleanliness, driving.
338
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,231
Did I mention that
he doesn't drive?
339
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,066
It's like a major point
of contention
340
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,486
in our relationship so far.
- Or a major life achievement.
341
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,154
[laughter]
342
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,491
I goofed my numbers up
but one is cooking,
343
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,993
two is cleanliness,
and three is driving
344
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,495
'cause I don't have
a driver's license.
345
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:27,164
[ringing]
- You get the points.
346
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,042
That man knows how to recount
and do all that stuff.
347
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,543
He works in those
political platforms.
348
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,004
[laughter]
349
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,881
I think we need
a recount on the--
350
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,883
Oh, my goodness.
351
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,259
Fake news, fake news.
352
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,428
- Andre?
- This is easy. It should be.
353
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,430
I mean, she's the germaphobe.
- Oh, yeah.
354
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,891
- I'm dirty because--
- You're messy as hell.
355
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,227
I didn't put my clothes
in the hamper.
356
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,687
All right, flip that board.
357
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,899
- [vocalizes]
- Yeah, you're on the board.
358
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,150
[ringing]
- Yay.
359
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,777
That was two points.
360
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,445
Welcome to the game.
361
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,197
All right, Stephen.
362
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,032
What's the score?
Where are we at?
363
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,368
We got four
for Kamau and Melissa.
364
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,745
Andre and Christina
have two points.
365
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,372
They are on the board
officially.
366
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,998
Welcome to the game.
- Yeah. Thanks for--
367
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,208
And Tig and Stephanie,
it's all right.
368
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,292
You're still in the game.
369
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,877
You got two points, absolutely.
370
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,837
So we got a nice game going
into this last question.
371
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,089
Definitely still in the game.
372
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,715
[sighs dramatically]
373
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,676
[laughter]
374
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,303
This next question is
going to be worth three points.
375
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,223
This is a game that we call
"The Naked Truth."
376
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,141
I haven't seen
the question yet.
377
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,851
Stephen hasn't seen
the question yet.
378
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,770
I've not seen it.
He has it in his pocket.
379
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,897
He's going to read it now.
380
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,316
And I cannot be held liable...
381
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,652
- Uh-oh.
- For whatever is on this card.
382
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:42,072
So do not take it up
with me or him.
383
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,991
Oh, okay!
384
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,201
I mean, we're gonna get to know
you a little bit better.
385
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,578
All right, all right.
386
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,580
This question
is gonna be for Kamau,
387
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,123
Christina, and Stephanie.
388
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,375
When it comes to dirty talk,
389
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,420
are you and your partner
more like
390
00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:00,382
a PG movie,
a Will Ferrell comedy,
391
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,509
a Quentin Tarantino movie,
392
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,261
or "50 Shades of Grey?"
393
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,680
Man, this could
really lead to divorce.
394
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,432
[laughter]
395
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,602
Headphones on.
Room for interpretation.
396
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,605
This is a trick question.
If we get this wrong,
397
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,148
this might be the end.
- Uh-oh.
398
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,357
Do you have your answer
in your head?
399
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,609
Ten years in,
400
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,944
it's a little bit
of a Will Ferrell comedy
401
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,780
mixed with a little
"50 Shades of Grey"
402
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:28,076
just because I'm, like,
super aggressive sometimes.
403
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,453
- Damn!
- You know what I'm saying?
404
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,954
with the talk, with the talk.
405
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,706
[snorts]
406
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,000
Wait, I can't hear and
Steph Curry's doing dirty talk?
407
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,044
That's not fair.
That's what I showed up for.
408
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,962
I can't hear him talking--
[laughter]
409
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,839
what are you talking about?
Everybody's who's watching this
410
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,507
can hear Steph Curry
doing dirty talk
411
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,552
and I'm sitting here?
Showbiz sucks.
412
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,596
I'm gonna go with
the Will Ferrell comedy
413
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,931
'cause it always ends up
in laughter though.
414
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,809
Is that right? That's right.
- Yeah.
415
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,311
I would have said
that I love you
416
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,063
for the "50 Shades of Grey,"
but I definitely
417
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,522
was rocking with
Will Ferrell comedy.
418
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,316
Yeah, yeah,
so it's right in between.
419
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,901
All right, well let's see
what the couples have to say.
420
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,027
We don't get
no points for that.
421
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,070
All right, Tig.
422
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,863
Gosh, you can only pick one.
423
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,406
Well, there's two sides.
424
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,116
- For sure, yeah.
- You know?
425
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,120
I'm just gonna go ahead
and, um, say that
426
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:15,832
things have been
"50 Shades of Grey" before.
427
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,000
Okay.
428
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,752
All right.
Let's see what she says.
429
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,754
I can't even picture you
answering this.
430
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,339
[laughter]
431
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,466
Well, she did it,
she answered.
432
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,594
Get this right
and you are in the lead.
433
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,804
"50 Shades of Grey."
434
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,013
Why do you say that?
435
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,765
Well, I know
436
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:36,436
I'm probably not as, like,
437
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,690
innocent seeming
as her in that movie,
438
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,358
but I told Tig
when we first started dating
439
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,151
that the only thing
wholesome about me
440
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,444
is the way I look.
441
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:47,531
And I feel like
that's true and--
442
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:51,326
[laughter]
443
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,661
Yes.
444
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,454
And so I would go with
"50 Shades of Grey."
445
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,956
[ringing]
- You're in the lead.
446
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,208
You're in the lead right now.
- Phenomenal.
447
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,752
That was an unbelievable
breakdown right there.
448
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,963
That was good.
That was a good answer.
449
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,214
- Well done.
- Andre?
450
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,632
It's been all of those,
for real.
451
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,677
- Yeah, that's the hard part.
- Damn!
452
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,387
Shit. "50 Shades."
453
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,431
Yeah? Okay. All right.
Let's see what she says.
454
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,641
[laughter]
Headphones off.
455
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,561
I'm gonna go with
Tarantino, because
456
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,897
"50 Shades of Grey" is like,
it's really rehearsed.
457
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,357
- Okay.
- Not really--you know,
458
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:25,402
it feels very, like,
let's practice this.
459
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,279
- Okay.
- Which is kind of weird.
460
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,906
Tarantino, I just, I appreciate
his delivery, you know.
461
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,783
You really had some time
to analyze this.
462
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,369
- I was thinking about--
- We got it wrong though, boo.
463
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,621
[buzzer]
- You said--
464
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,790
- He was close.
- I never seen "50 Shades"
465
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:42,878
so I was confused on that shit.
- Oh, my god.
466
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,921
- All right.
- That's your sex life?
467
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,759
When it comes to dirty talk,
will Kamau say
468
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:52,387
you guys are more like a PG
movie, a Will Ferrell comedy,
469
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,723
a Quentin Tarantino movie,
or "50 Shades of Grey?"
470
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,641
- 50 Shades of Grey.
- Oh, yeah?
471
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,977
Yeah. This one I feel
pretty confident about.
472
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,021
So if you get this right,
you win.
473
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,439
- All right.
- She's ready.
474
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,690
- If not...
- All the fingers crossed.
475
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,733
Tig and Stephanie win.
476
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,942
They win the whole game?
477
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,987
They win the whole shebang.
478
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,155
All right.
479
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,491
They're gonna win.
[laughter]
480
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:17,412
Well, if I base this all
on this morning at the hotel,
481
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:21,166
I would say not a PG movie.
482
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,959
I mean, I'm not one of the best
comedians in the country,
483
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,003
but I don't think
it's Will Ferrell.
484
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,630
Can't say Tarantino
'cause you've never
485
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,090
dropped the N-word on me...
486
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,717
- Damn!
- So I'm gonna say,
487
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:34,805
uh, I'm gonna say...
- Show's over.
488
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,139
"50 Shades of Grey."
489
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,351
[ringing]
- That's for the win!
490
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,645
That is for the win!
491
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,648
- That's how you do it!
- For the win.
492
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,149
So Melissa and Kamau,
493
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,318
you have $20,000
for your charity.
494
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,029
Yeah!
495
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:54,199
They stole $20,000,
they stole $20,000.
496
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,660
Thank you to
all of our couples.
497
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,578
But now you have another chance
498
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:02,374
to win an extra $5,000
for your charity
499
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:05,043
in a little game we call
"Beat the Currys."
500
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,672
So five rapid fire questions,
blindfolded,
501
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,675
with Martini drinks
to represent each of us.
502
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,636
Whoever gets the most
questions right wins.
503
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,806
Andre and Christina, can you
help us ask those questions?
504
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,016
And Stephanie and Tig
can you help judge?
505
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,685
- Okay.
- We're here to judge.
506
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,186
[laughter]
507
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,690
Ready in three, two, one.
508
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,149
Who said I love you first?
509
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,569
Uh, this is her.
[ringing]
510
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:36,199
Okay, who's liked more
by the others friends?
511
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,201
[buzzer]
512
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,204
Who was the bigger flirt?
513
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,789
[buzzer]
514
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:46,293
Who is more likely
to pull off a prank?
515
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,003
[buzzer]
516
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,089
Who's more likely to
fall asleep right after sex?
517
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,632
[ringing]
518
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,509
[laughter]
519
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,220
Wow, really, really?
520
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,555
Which ones did we get wrong?
521
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,182
- We only got two right.
- I know but--
522
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,225
This never happens.
523
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,102
Let's leave the masks on.
524
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,148
It's too funny to watch--
- This never happens.
525
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,400
I prank you all the time.
526
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,946
Your friends like you way more
than my friends like me.
527
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,407
All right, blindfolds on.
528
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,159
I'll take that buzzer and bell.
529
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,244
All right, we're good.
530
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,413
All right, Melissa and Kamau.
531
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,290
This is for everything.
532
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,792
- Okay.
- You have to beat two.
533
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,336
You ready?
- Sick and tired of this.
534
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,546
- Three, two, one.
- Doesn't matter.
535
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:35,008
Who said I love you first?
536
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,843
He don't know.
537
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,512
Rapid fire.
538
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,847
[buzzer]
539
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,267
Who's liked more
by the others friends?
540
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,187
Oh, uh--
541
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,439
[buzzer]
542
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,067
Who is the--
who's the bigger flirt?
543
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,823
[ringing]
- That one's easy.
544
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:03,286
Who is more likely
to pull off a prank?
545
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,455
[ringing]
546
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,123
[laughter]
547
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:11,878
Who's more likely to
fall asleep right after sex?
548
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,088
[laughter]
549
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,465
Ah!
550
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,468
One point!
You won by one point.
551
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,303
Yeah!
552
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:25,225
That means you guys win
the $25,000 for your charity.
553
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,603
- Yes! Stings, don't it?
- All right! DonorsChoose!
554
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,064
All right, let's cut
these cameras off
555
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,025
and get the party started.
What do you say? Let's do it.
556
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,944
Thank you.
557
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,029
Thank you so much
for being here.
558
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,323
Congrats.
559
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,493
[indistinct chatter]
560
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,290
How did we lose?
561
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,668
Because I answered them right
and you answered them wrong.
562
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:55,171
No, abso--wrong again.
[laughs]
563
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,298
I'm definitely right.
You're wrong.
564
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,927
But I felt like our love
was too strong for that show.
565
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,679
And our history
worked against us
566
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,681
because we just know
each other too well.
567
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,642
I would never go on
national television,
568
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,811
or even
international television
569
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,022
and say that you are filthy.
570
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,523
Kamau is on top
of the world right now.
571
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,691
He's on top of the world.
572
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,152
His ego is higher
than his afro.
573
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,611
Yeah, that is true.
574
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,030
And we beat the Currys,
575
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,531
which means
we're better than the Currys,
576
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,033
which means I'm better
than Steph Curry,
577
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,369
which I knew
but now the world knows, so.
578
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,038
Just kidding, Steph,
I just want to be your friend.
579
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,123
We're gonna have to go
talk out our bad answers
580
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,042
that we had today
in the challenge.
581
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,252
- We'll get 'em next time.
- Straight up.