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- Hello! - What up party peoples?
Know what I'm saying?
- Beautiful. - I decorated it myself.
- Hi. - Hi!
- How are you? - How you doing, Stephanie?
Oh, my goodness, I cannot believe this.
- Oh, believe it. - Hi!
- Tig, can I get a hug? - Yes.
Nice to see you. Thanks for coming through.
I got some pills in my bag.
I do too.
- Hello, hello, hi, hi. - Hi!
One, two, three.
Is this one of the like--
- This is my-- - That's so cool!
Masterpiece of our middle kids.
- Oh, yeah. - This is perfect.
- It's really good. - Everybody's white.
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Yeah.
- Come on in. - Let's do it.
Oh, my gosh, hold on.
Let's play this game.
Get comfortable.
Oh, look at this.
Look at this first class service.
Everybody make themselves comfortable.
We actually have a wonderful bartender tonight.
- Yeah, we do! I'm back here. - I think he's pretty fine.
Stephen... - Oh, my God.
- Is our bartender tonight. - Whatever you need.
W. Kamau Bell.
- Wow, okay. - Thank you for being here.
Comedian and not one, two,
but three time Emmy winning docuseries.
Three in a row! Does anybody know we got three in a row?
- That's nuts. - We couldn't even do that.
"United Shades of America." And Melissa,
you're an amazing accomplished teacher,
choreographer and performer.
Thank you guys for being here.
All right, Andre.
So I know you guys
work at the "office" together. - Yes.
Three time NBA champ with the Warriors
and Christina, my lovely friend,
you're a boss in your own right
with your Pillar coworking space,
which is a safe space for all different people.
And you have childcare there as well,
which I think is so special.
Tig, you're one of the best
stand-up comedians out there right now.
And your wife Stephanie is also super funny.
Actress, producer, known for such shows as
"The L Word: Generation Q." - Yeah.
So thank you both for being here.
All right, let's get into this first question.
This round is worth one point.
And the question is going to be for Melissa, Andre, and Tig.
What sporting event best describes your first kiss?
- God! - Ultramarathon,
rhythmic gymnastics, 100 meter sprint,
or canceled due to wet conditions?
Headphones on.
So if it was me and you,
but it was definitely cancelled
'cause of whatever conditions,
because I got curved on my first attempt.
- Ooh. - Damn!
I got the, yeah.
- I did-- - Is that wrong?
We would have been so wrong.
I would've picked rhythmic gymnastics
because my head went like this. - See?
So--but it wasn't-- it wasn't--
I didn't curve you,
I didn't know you had those feelings for me.
- Ooh. - And so I was like,
"Oh, that's why he's been over here
"playing video games with my brother
for the past two weeks."
Got it.
Got it!
So you thought he had the feelings for your brother
and then you realized it was for you?
Okay, I got it, I got it. - No, I thought--
I understand, I understand.
Okay.
All right. Headphones on, headphones on.
All right, Christina, what sporting event
would Andre say best describes your first kiss?
- Sporting? - Yeah.
It's was on top of the vending machines.
How was it on top of a vending machine?
- Try and visualize-- - He was 6'7 back then too?
- Excuse me? - He was that tall back then?
He get on top of a vending machine?
No, I was on top of the vending machine.
He was standing up. Anyway.
Had to get on top of a vending--
It was before we were both going to track practice,
I think, or he was leaving.
He was going somewhere. Whatever.
100 meter dash for sure. It was very like "mwah!"
And that's it. - All right.
Headphones off. Welcome back.
Jesus, whoa, whoa.
He's--a little NWA.
I say "bitch!"
Got a little "Straight Outta Compton."
I love it.
We're dying to know
what sporting event best describes
you and Christina's first kiss?
Yeah, it was--
100 meter sprint is like a peck right?
- Yeah. - All right, so it would be
rhythmic gymnastics.
I'm gonna shut you right now, doc.
- It was a peck? - She said it was a flyby peck.
- So it was like-- - All right, Stephanie.
What sporting event would Tig say
best describes your first kiss?
Okay, I'm gonna say 100 meter sprint,
but not because it was quick.
But because the very first time we hung out,
we were with a group of people at a restaurant,
and we moved together to take a picture
and we looked at each other and kissed.
And we weren't dating or anything.
And it was just like, oh, that's what we do.
And so it was very quick in that way.
Got it. Let's see what she says.
Headphones off. What were you listening to?
I'm too embarrassed to say.
It's too stereotypical. - What is it?
The Indigo Girls.
- Oh! - Okay, okay, okay!
Well, we sat down together at a restaurant with friends.
And as soon as we sat down next to each other,
we kissed immediately.
And I guess that didn't last long.
So it was a sprint.
You win. You get the point.
100 meter sprint, yeah.
All right, Kamau?
So the first time I tried to kiss her,
she pulled the like, you know, the snake.
We were at a dance show, and the lights went down,
and I kissed her when the lights went down.
- Mm. - It was a--is that bad?
- No, it's beautiful. - Thank you.
Okay, so I'm gonna say 100 meter dash.
- All right. - All right.
Let's see what she says.
I invited him on this date to go see contemporary dance.
And we had been talking and the lights went down
to go back to another piece.
And I started to turn and I got like a--
I got like a, like a half mouth.
Like quick peck, only felt like half a peck.
Man, I told it so much more romantically!
I'm going sprint.
You get the point!
Oh, God! Oh! Oh!
I know.
All right babe, what's the score? Where are we at?
Right now, we got a two way tie with one point
between Stephanie and Tig and Kamau and Melissa.
Andre, Christina, you got plenty of time.
- We're gonna get there. - All right.
Let's switch this up a little bit
and swap the headphones.
So Christina, Stephanie, and Kamau,
this next question is gonna be for you.
I just want to remind you guys that
this is for the $20,000 for the charity of your choice.
So here we go.
You and your partner walk into a hotel room
and hear the couple next door having really loud sex.
Do you turn the TV volume up and try to ignore them
or do you turn the TV off and listen?
That's a no-brainer over here.
- What do you mean no-brainer? - With us.
- What--we're listening. - Some closet pervs.
We're listening to the whole thing for sure.
I would get the red Solo cup out
and, like, put it on the wall.
So nosy. I'm just nosy.
- Who's next door? - All right.
Tig, I'm coming to you first.
- 100% listening. - Yeah?
It seems like it would be, um,
you know, fun.
Let's see what she says.
Um, I don't think we ever put the TV on in a hotel room.
- No. - And so, if we heard that,
I can't imagine not listening.
Fair enough. You get the point.
All right, Melissa.
Oh, the TV is going off
and the TV definitely would have been on.
I don't know if you've met him before.
The TV goes on the second that we're in the room.
So TV off.
- Okay. - Yeah, for sure.
Headphones off.
Welcome back. - Thank you.
So what are you and Melissa doing?
Hold on.
Can't mess up. There we go, all right.
So what are you and Melissa doing in this hotel room?
I really do like TV.
If we walk in a hotel room,
and we hear somebody in the next room getting it on,
we turn that TV off and try to park that boat.
Oh, we won. Oh, good. - You were so sure!
I was so--yeah, there was-- I was like, that was--
Andre, what is Christina saying?
We ain't getting this one right.
Why would you do that to yourself?
Because I would turn the TV off and critique.
Like, I would have that discussion like,
man, buddy not doing this or she ain't doing that.
Like, I will critique it.
But she doesn't like any noise coming from anywhere.
She's going to turn the TV up.
- And that's your answer? - That's my answer.
All right, let's see what she says.
I would probably turn it off.
'Cause at that point, he's probably, like,
banging on the wall next to them
and, like, trying to have a conversation with them
as a joke--as a joke.
So he's telling them, like, "Hey, how is it?"
Like, having a conversation. So I'm not gonna try and--
if I was by myself, I'd turn the TV up,
but if we're together, I'm just gonna turn it off,
'cause he's just gonna do his thing.
Let me tell you, he knows you.
He said, "We're gonna get this wrong."
I'm right though!
- You're right.
She answered it wrong. - She answered it right!
- No, she didn't! - She said--she said--
She answered it right. You kinda answered wrong.
- You overthought it. - You got it right
and you got it wrong, but you don't got no points.
At least you really know each other.
- We said the same exact thing. - Oh.
All right, what's the score?
We still got a two way tie at the top.
We got Kamau and Melissa
with two points. - Okay.
Tig and Stephanie with two points as well.
And the Iguodala's, you're right there.
- O for Winfrey? O for Winfrey. - "O for Winfrey!"
Nil, zero, zilch.
All right, for this next question,
we're gonna switch it up a little bit
and you're gonna write your answers on boards
Stephen is gonna pass out to you.
I'd like for you to turn your backs towards each other
so that there's no peeking.
This round is worth two points.
So Andre and Christina,
this will give you the ability to tie.
All right, you're ready?
Tig, Melissa, and Andre,
if you were giving your partner a Yelp review
like they were a restaurant
what would you rate, from best to worst,
their driving, their cooking, or their cleanliness?
- Mm! - Best to worst.
Yeah, we 'bout-- this easy though.
- Yeah. - We lost.
Unless you don't know your partner.
We told you, we tried to tell you though.
We're too bright for this format.
Just kidding. - Nah, that's real talk.
Don't try to work the refs.
All right. flip those boards over.
Tig, I'm coming to you first. - Okay.
If you were giving Stephanie a Yelp review
like she was a restaurant... - Yeah.
What would you rate from best to worse?
Flip that board.
Cleanliness, cooking, driving.
I'm so annoyed.
Ah!
Cooking, cleanliness, driving.
Here's the thing though.
Here's what's so fucking annoying.
I--this is true
and I was like-- - Did you doubt yourself?
I was like, she's gonna fucking say cleanliness.
Just because she had the opportunity-
Because she's a germaphobe and I'm so clean.
No points this round.
I need to redo this. I confused--
I was ranking her. - Too bad.
I was ranking her. I got confused.
You gotta follow directions.
- I got confused! - Change the numbers for me
and I'll be able to figure it out.
- Okay, all right. - All right, Melissa.
Okay.
- Cooking. - Cooking.
Cleanliness, driving.
Did I mention that he doesn't drive?
It's like a major point of contention
in our relationship so far. - Or a major life achievement.
I goofed my numbers up but one is cooking,
two is cleanliness, and three is driving
'cause I don't have a driver's license.
You get the points.
That man knows how to recount and do all that stuff.
He works in those political platforms.
I think we need a recount on the--
Oh, my goodness.
Fake news, fake news.
- Andre? - This is easy. It should be.
I mean, she's the germaphobe. - Oh, yeah.
- I'm dirty because-- - You're messy as hell.
I didn't put my clothes in the hamper.
All right, flip that board.
Yeah, you're on the board.
Yay.
That was two points.
Welcome to the game.
All right, Stephen.
What's the score? Where are we at?
We got four for Kamau and Melissa.
Andre and Christina have two points.
They are on the board officially.
Welcome to the game. - Yeah. Thanks for--
And Tig and Stephanie, it's all right.
You're still in the game.
You got two points, absolutely.
So we got a nice game going into this last question.
Definitely still in the game.
This next question is going to be worth three points.
This is a game that we call "The Naked Truth."
I haven't seen the question yet.
Stephen hasn't seen the question yet.
I've not seen it. He has it in his pocket.
He's going to read it now.
And I cannot be held liable...
- Uh-oh. - For whatever is on this card.
So do not take it up with me or him.
Oh, okay!
I mean, we're gonna get to know you a little bit better.
All right, all right.
This question is gonna be for Kamau,
Christina, and Stephanie.
When it comes to dirty talk,
are you and your partner more like
a PG movie, a Will Ferrell comedy,
a Quentin Tarantino movie,
or "50 Shades of Grey?"
Man, this could really lead to divorce.
Headphones on. Room for interpretation.
This is a trick question. If we get this wrong,
this might be the end. - Uh-oh.
Do you have your answer in your head?
Ten years in,
it's a little bit of a Will Ferrell comedy
mixed with a little "50 Shades of Grey"
just because I'm, like, super aggressive sometimes.
- Damn! - You know what I'm saying?
with the talk, with the talk.
Wait, I can't hear and Steph Curry's doing dirty talk?
That's not fair. That's what I showed up for.
I can't hear him talking--
what are you talking about? Everybody's who's watching this
can hear Steph Curry doing dirty talk
and I'm sitting here? Showbiz sucks.
I'm gonna go with the Will Ferrell comedy
'cause it always ends up in laughter though.
Is that right? That's right. - Yeah.
I would have said that I love you
for the "50 Shades of Grey," but I definitely
was rocking with Will Ferrell comedy.
Yeah, yeah, so it's right in between.
All right, well let's see what the couples have to say.
We don't get no points for that.
All right, Tig.
Gosh, you can only pick one.
Well, there's two sides.
- For sure, yeah. - You know?
I'm just gonna go ahead and, um, say that
things have been "50 Shades of Grey" before.
Okay.
All right. Let's see what she says.
I can't even picture you answering this.
Well, she did it, she answered.
Get this right and you are in the lead.
"50 Shades of Grey."
Why do you say that?
Well, I know
I'm probably not as, like,
innocent seeming as her in that movie,
but I told Tig when we first started dating
that the only thing wholesome about me
is the way I look.
And I feel like that's true and--
Yes.
And so I would go with "50 Shades of Grey."
You're in the lead.
You're in the lead right now. - Phenomenal.
That was an unbelievable breakdown right there.
That was good. That was a good answer.
- Well done. - Andre?
It's been all of those, for real.
- Yeah, that's the hard part. - Damn!
Shit. "50 Shades."
Yeah? Okay. All right. Let's see what she says.
Headphones off.
I'm gonna go with Tarantino, because
"50 Shades of Grey" is like, it's really rehearsed.
- Okay. - Not really--you know,
it feels very, like, let's practice this.
- Okay. - Which is kind of weird.
Tarantino, I just, I appreciate his delivery, you know.
You really had some time to analyze this.
- I was thinking about-- - We got it wrong though, boo.
You said--
- He was close. - I never seen "50 Shades"
so I was confused on that shit. - Oh, my god.
- All right. - That's your sex life?
When it comes to dirty talk, will Kamau say
you guys are more like a PG movie, a Will Ferrell comedy,
a Quentin Tarantino movie, or "50 Shades of Grey?"
- 50 Shades of Grey. - Oh, yeah?
Yeah. This one I feel pretty confident about.
So if you get this right, you win.
- All right. - She's ready.
- If not... - All the fingers crossed.
Tig and Stephanie win.
They win the whole game?
They win the whole shebang.
All right.
They're gonna win.
Well, if I base this all on this morning at the hotel,
I would say not a PG movie.
I mean, I'm not one of the best comedians in the country,
but I don't think it's Will Ferrell.
Can't say Tarantino 'cause you've never
dropped the N-word on me...
- Damn! - So I'm gonna say,
uh, I'm gonna say... - Show's over.
"50 Shades of Grey."
That's for the win!
That is for the win!
- That's how you do it! - For the win.
So Melissa and Kamau,
you have $20,000 for your charity.
Yeah!
They stole $20,000, they stole $20,000.
Thank you to all of our couples.
But now you have another chance
to win an extra $5,000 for your charity
in a little game we call "Beat the Currys."
So five rapid fire questions, blindfolded,
with Martini drinks to represent each of us.
Whoever gets the most questions right wins.
Andre and Christina, can you help us ask those questions?
And Stephanie and Tig can you help judge?
- Okay. - We're here to judge.
Ready in three, two, one.
Who said I love you first?
Uh, this is her.
Okay, who's liked more by the others friends?
Who was the bigger flirt?
Who is more likely to pull off a prank?
Who's more likely to fall asleep right after sex?
Wow, really, really?
Which ones did we get wrong?
- We only got two right. - I know but--
This never happens.
Let's leave the masks on.
It's too funny to watch-- - This never happens.
I prank you all the time.
Your friends like you way more than my friends like me.
All right, blindfolds on.
I'll take that buzzer and bell.
All right, we're good.
All right, Melissa and Kamau.
This is for everything.
- Okay. - You have to beat two.
You ready? - Sick and tired of this.
- Three, two, one. - Doesn't matter.
Who said I love you first?
He don't know.
Rapid fire.
Who's liked more by the others friends?
Oh, uh--
Who is the-- who's the bigger flirt?
That one's easy.
Who is more likely to pull off a prank?
Who's more likely to fall asleep right after sex?
Ah!
One point! You won by one point.
Yeah!
That means you guys win the $25,000 for your charity.
- Yes! Stings, don't it? - All right! DonorsChoose!
All right, let's cut these cameras off
and get the party started. What do you say? Let's do it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for being here.
Congrats.
How did we lose?
Because I answered them right and you answered them wrong.
No, abso--wrong again.
I'm definitely right. You're wrong.
But I felt like our love was too strong for that show.
And our history worked against us
because we just know each other too well.
I would never go on national television,
or even international television
and say that you are filthy.
Kamau is on top of the world right now.
He's on top of the world.
His ego is higher than his afro.
Yeah, that is true.
And we beat the Currys,
which means we're better than the Currys,
which means I'm better than Steph Curry,
which I knew but now the world knows, so.
Just kidding, Steph, I just want to be your friend.
We're gonna have to go talk out our bad answers
that we had today in the challenge.
- We'll get 'em next time. - Straight up.