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- Hey!
- Hi!
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- You look beautiful.
- Thank you so much.
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Good to see you.
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Got a little
All About That Basil.
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It's a gin-based cocktail.
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Only person I know
that drinks gin is my father,
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and he gets wild.
- Hello!
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You had me
almost peeing myself
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watching your movie.
- Oh, my God, thank you.
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- "The Wrong Missy."
- "The Wrong Missy."
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From the moment
we first put it on,
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I was like, "What's happening?"
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I'm about to.
Ready, one, two, and three.
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- Nice.
- Hello.
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- Hello!
- Girl!
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The gays have arrived.
Here we are.
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We're always a little late.
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My blowout took
longer than usual.
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Oh, my--
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You weren't even born
when this was invented.
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- We're gonna have some fun.
- Oh, this will be fun.
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♪ Don't hold up ♪
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♪ I want to know ♪
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both: ♪ About last night ♪
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♪ Please share ♪
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♪ Tell me the facts ♪
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♪ Bare your soul ♪
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both: ♪ About last night ♪
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♪ Throw back ♪
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♪ Keep it a hundred ♪
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, thank you for having us.
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Come get on this couch
back here, everybody.
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All right, anybody need
a refill before we get started?
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Refill? We just got them.
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Well, perfect, then we're
on top of things here.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's right.
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Stephen is back there
at the bar.
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Okay.
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So if you need any refills
throughout this game
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that we're gonna play,
just let us know.
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I got you.
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First off, we have
Mario and Jerry.
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Oh, it's so nice
to be here with my fans.
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I'm a huge fan
of "Sex and the City."
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Yeah.
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Mario and Jerry have been
together for over 30 years.
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- Yeah, yeah!
- Wow.
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Just expose our age.
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I'm sure you were married
when you were kids.
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Yeah, well, no,
we got married
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when it became legal in 2011,
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which I thought was
very kind of the government.
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Instead of rounding
up the homosexuals
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and throwing us in the ocean--
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- Whoa!
- They let us get married.
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Isn't that great?
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Next, we have
three-time NBA champ.
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- Popcorn!
- Whoo!
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I feel so silly saying that
'cause I know you,
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but we have Draymond Green
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and actress extraordinaire
Hazel Renee.
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Hey, y'all.
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And last
but certainly not least,
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Lauren, you may know her
from her hit movie
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"The Wrong Missy."
- Yay.
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And her very funny husband
Mike Castle.
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Hello.
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Thank you, guys,
so much for being here.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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So we're gonna get
into this first question.
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We're all very competitive.
It's gonna be a brawl.
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I can already tell.
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This question is going
to Jerry, Draymond, and Lauren.
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Which could you not
live without for one month:
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sex, coffee,
your phone, or weed?
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Damn, that sucks.
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Yeah, this is
couples therapy.
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This is not a game show.
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We gon' learn a lot today.
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Oh, absolutely.
It's the beginning of the end.
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Go ahead.
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Babe, what could you
not live without for one month?
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- Sex for sure.
- Okay.
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Okay, I was just making sure
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we're on the same page now.
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Ten years in,
we better be on the same page.
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- I know. Cheers to that.
- Congrats.
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All right. Headphones on.
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- Don't fuck this up, babe.
- Damn.
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I'm gonna come
to you first, Mike.
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Okay.
She doesn't drink coffee.
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Okay.
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- Having just been pregnant...
- Mm-hmm.
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- She had no weed.
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I am torn
between phone and sex.
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Okay.
Is that a common thing for you?
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Well, sometimes both
are involved, you know?
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Wait, what?
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A lot of videoing going on.
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I am gonna go with--
I'm gonna go with sex.
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Okay.
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All right.
- Okay.
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So curious to know,
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what could you not live
without for a month?
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Well, I was just pregnant
for basically a year,
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and I lived without
three of those things
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basically for a year,
so I need my phone.
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I need my phone.
I can't live without my phone.
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Did you fuck it up?
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The fuck?
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I'm so mad for you.
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- Yeah.
- I regret my answer.
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All right? I feel bad.
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Lauren, you have
a brand-new baby.
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Yes, yes, she's very new.
Just six weeks old.
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Is this one of your first
date nights out?
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This is our first time
leaving the house--
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- Literally the first.
- Hey.
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- No way!
- At all really, yeah.
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Like, for longer than an hour.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, no points on this one.
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Mike, you might need this
right now.
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I'm on my way.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
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All right, Hazel.
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What can he not live
without for a month?
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Okay, this is
a little difficult
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only because he's,
like, newly found
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in, like,
the weed, cannabis area.
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Oh.
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So this is really
tricky for me--
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Okay.
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Because I feel like
he likes it so much
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that he's like,
"Oh, this is so cool.
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"It's so casual.
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Yeah, let's see this,"
and I'm like,
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"You're so late to the party,"
but I give him that.
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So...he loves sex, though.
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- Okay.
- Like, ridiculously.
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Like, loves sex on, like,
a whole nother level
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that, like, my mind
was never even used to,
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and getting with him
is like, yo,
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we just got to hold on
a second.
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So I'm gonna say
that he cannot go without sex.
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- There it is.
- All right, Draymond.
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This is tough.
The real answer is sex.
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Yeah.
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But I was in Tokyo
for three weeks,
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and so I feel like
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because I was
just in Tokyo for three weeks,
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she's not going to say sex
and say my phone.
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But the answer is sex.
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Thank God.
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- It's sex.
- Goddamn, it is sex.
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You're confusing.
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- It is sex.
- I said sex.
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- That's what she said.
- Boom.
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I'm so glad he's not
that confusing on the court,
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I'll tell you that much.
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Poor Jerry sitting here like,
"What are we clapping for?"
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All right.
Let's get into this.
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- Hey, now.
- So Mario.
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- Okay, he doesn't smoke weed--
- Okay.
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Because I have
to carry him home if he does.
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Right.
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He gets lost in a kitchen
that's this big.
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- That's me.
- Oh, yeah, so I'm like,
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"What the fuck? Where are you?"
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Coffee he's allergic to.
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Sex, great, he loves it.
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- Okay.
- But, you know, look,
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we look good,
but we are elderly homosexuals,
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and we've been together
for 30 years.
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So, you know--
- Give yourselves a break.
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And it's still hot,
and I love him.
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- Got it.
- But I will have to say
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it's his phone
'cause he is a workaholic.
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- Really?
- He is a work--
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It's just email.
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I am the laziest man
in show business,
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and he is a workaholic.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Let's see what he says.
- All right.
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Let's see what you say.
- Oh, my God, I'm nervous.
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It's a nerve-racking game.
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- Definitely my phone.
- Why?
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Because who cares
about the other things?
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I need my phone.
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I can get sex from the phone.
I can call him up and go--
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"Please come downstairs.
I need sex."
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Wow.
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I don't--you do not want
to see me on any kind of weed.
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- We heard about that too.
- You don't.
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You don't want to see.
- We heard about that too.
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You got it right.
You get a point.
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You got it right.
Of course you did.
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- You get a point.
- My man.
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So we've got a point
for Mario and Jerry,
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we've got a point
for Draymond and Hazel,
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and you're not
on the board yet,
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but there's still
plenty of opportunity.
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Wait, did we take
this shot already?
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Did you guys take your shot?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's getting really
intense for me.
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- Wait, where's the shot?
- I'm so stressed.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers to you.
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- That is hot.
- Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God.
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It's hot.
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- It's spicy.
- It's burning.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, I'm an amateur bartender
over here.
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If that made you feel hot,
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this question's certainly
gonna make you feel hot.
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- All right.
- You okay?
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- You guys ready?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This question is going
to Mario, Hazel, and Mike.
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There's a new law that mandates
that all couples
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must now be throuples.
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If you were in a throuple,
what quality would you want
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in a partner
to add to your relationship?
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Here are your choices:
a good cook,
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an activity planner,
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a neat freak,
or a freak in the bed.
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- Okay.
- Headphones on.
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- I like this one.
- Play that music.
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All right.
Mike, I'm coming to you first.
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Okay, I'm gonna just not
overthink this one
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and say a good cook.
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We're both bad at cooking,
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so I'm gonna go with good cook
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'cause we both
can't do that, so...
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- Do you cook at home at all?
- Yeah, but we just suck at it.
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Like, there's, like, one thing
that we make all the time,
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and we literally call it junk,
and we'll be like--
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- What is it?
- "I'm gonna make junk."
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It's, like, eggs and green peas
and corn and--
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That sounds disgusting.
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It's actually delicious,
but we call it junk.
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Oh.
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But I'm gonna say
a good cook.
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Okay.
Let's see what she says.
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And then we've got
to just end the show
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if I'm wrong, right?
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Like, I can't deal with it.
Okay.
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Okay, so I would say we don't
need an activities planner
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because we don't
like activities.
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Activities are a lot of work.
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My answer then is a cook
because neither of us can cook.
251
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,626
Yeah!
252
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,503
Yay, you're on the board!
253
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,298
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, my God! Thank you.
254
00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:10,426
They're on the board.
You're still on the show.
255
00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:11,844
You don't get to leave.
256
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,220
I said we had to leave
if we got that one wrong.
257
00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:14,638
Oh, my God, thank God.
258
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,682
We're keeping you here.
259
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,225
All right, Mario.
260
00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:19,810
I cook him breakfast
every morning.
261
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,312
- That's amazing.
- Yes.
262
00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:22,646
- That's so nice.
- I do.
263
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,189
During COVID, 385 days,
264
00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,817
I cooked every fucking night.
I did.
265
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,986
He cooked a few times,
but I cooked a lot.
266
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,530
You should be
in our throuple.
267
00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:32,948
And you just had
a new baby, right?
268
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:34,700
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll be home.
269
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,371
I would say a neat freak
because neither one of us
270
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,165
really likes to clean
that much.
271
00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:43,834
We do it,
but I would say a neat freak.
272
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,960
- Okay.
- All right.
273
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,462
Let's see what he says.
274
00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,172
What I'm gonna say,
what I want--
275
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,340
Yeah.
276
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,842
Freak in the bed,
and this is why:
277
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:56,805
because I want my inside man
278
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,682
to be very gentle
and loving and--
279
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,017
- Okay.
- Supportive,
280
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,978
but I want my outside man
to be just wrong.
281
00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,022
- That was a fail!
- I don't care.
282
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,523
- That was a fail!
- And by the way,
283
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,692
I knew he wouldn't
think I would say that,
284
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,569
but it was worth me
telling the truth.
285
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,529
I would want the freak
in the bubble!
286
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,697
We love the truth.
287
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,907
We love the truth.
288
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,533
He said a neat freak.
- Nope.
289
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,452
Because both of you
don't really like to clean.
290
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,496
Nope. I can hire a maid.
291
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,873
You've never hired
a fucking maid!
292
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,917
Because I don't care
about that.
293
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,585
We're done.
294
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,253
I want to welcome you guys
to the club of being wrong.
295
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,838
- I know, the losers.
- Yeah, now we're even.
296
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,007
It doesn't feel great,
but there's always room
297
00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:33,300
to make up for it after, so...
298
00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,593
Ayesha, I guarantee you
299
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,387
that felt great for me
to say out loud.
300
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,848
- Well, moving on then.
- Yes.
301
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,433
Hazel.
302
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,060
I'm gonna go with freak
in the bed--
303
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,561
Okay.
304
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,064
Because we have these
crazy conversations like,
305
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,650
"Oh, hypothetically,
if we did this,"
306
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,652
and I'm like,
"That's not happening,
307
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,905
so the answer is no,"
but--however--
308
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,365
But this is hypothetical.
It's fine.
309
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:59,660
Yeah, hypothetical,
I know for sure
310
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:03,372
this man to my right
would pick a freak in the bed.
311
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,082
For sure.
- All right. Let's see.
312
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,375
Let's see if y'all
can stay perfect over here.
313
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,835
- Let's see.
- No pressure.
314
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,130
Well, well,
315
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,714
Hazel is a neat freak,
316
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,883
so we don't need
another one of those.
317
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,594
Hazel wants to do everything,
318
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,471
so we definitely don't need
a activity planner.
319
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:22,599
Hazel can cook.
320
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,851
Okay.
321
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:27,104
A freak,
you gotta add a freak.
322
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,523
Why do you have
to add a freak?
323
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,941
Hey, you want to hit it?
324
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,277
But, no, why do you
have to add a freak?
325
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:36,363
- You a freak too, by the way.
- Oh!
326
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:37,948
- He was like, "Oh, oh, wait."
- Oh, yeah.
327
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,199
"Oh, I get what
she's saying."
328
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,576
No, you're a freak too.
329
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:41,785
I'm like, why we gotta
even add somebody?
330
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,287
Why do we got to add somebody?
331
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,997
- Did I get it right?
- Yeah.
332
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,333
I let you hit the button.
333
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,461
No, I told y'all,
we fucking coming to win.
334
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,005
This is serious.
335
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,465
Just in case
y'all are wondering,
336
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,842
the scores,
it's real tight right now.
337
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,427
Draymond and Hazel got two,
338
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,638
Lauren and Mike got one,
and Mario and Jerry got one.
339
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,348
This is where it gets
really fun, you guys,
340
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,559
'cause we're going to finally
switch these headphones.
341
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,894
Yay.
342
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:11,148
This next question is worth
two points.
343
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,902
Back in the day, it was common
to bronze a baby shoe
344
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,029
as a keepsake.
345
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,322
Never heard of it.
- No.
346
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:19,490
- Oh, yeah, they did.
- Yeah.
347
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,451
I think I had them in 1872.
348
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,245
I did. They bronzed baby shoes.
They did.
349
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,872
Well, then I think
you'll enjoy this,
350
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,707
'cause it's a little better.
351
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:32,377
If you were to immortalize
a body part on your partner,
352
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,839
what body part would it be?
353
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,383
- On his?
- Yes.
354
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:42,679
All right, Stephen,
you would immortalize...
355
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,973
my mouth?
356
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:49,311
- What?
- I'd immortalize your mouth.
357
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,773
Just give me your answer.
Just give me--thank you.
358
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,441
No, it's the feet, though.
359
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,193
- That's so weird.
- That's not weird.
360
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,111
Yeah, zoom in.
361
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,780
No, please don't.
362
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,533
I forgot lotion today
and everything.
363
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,993
Moving on.
364
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,037
All right, Jerry.
I'm coming to you first.
365
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:11,208
By history of how many times
he's said it out loud,
366
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,752
I'm gonna have to say my nose.
367
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,879
- Your nose?
- I don't know why.
368
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,130
He's said that out loud.
369
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,423
Well, I don't feel weird
370
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,093
about my feet anymore,
so there's that.
371
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,511
So I'm gonna say that.
372
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,804
- Okay.
- Yeah.
373
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,013
Let's see what he says.
374
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,098
This is really hard.
375
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,516
I am really excited.
376
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,476
Well, this is hard
because I love his face.
377
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,353
I love his arms.
I love his chest.
378
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,146
- Aw.
- I love his--
379
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,232
- Yeah, you can say it.
- Penis. I love his dick.
380
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,486
I love his ass.
381
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,531
But--fuck, this is really hard.
382
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,533
Mm-hmm.
383
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,577
I would say his face.
384
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,870
Can you be more specific?
385
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,289
His lips.
386
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,082
Oh.
387
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,084
What's the one body part
you've said out loud,
388
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,752
"I love your"...
389
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,838
- Nose.
- Yes.
390
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,256
'Cause I like a strong nose
on a guy.
391
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,465
Oh.
392
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,260
I don't like
no little freaking nose.
393
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,721
- No point, but--
- Yeah, no--no two points.
394
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,681
All right, Draymond.
395
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,934
Honestly, it may have to be
my hands and my feet
396
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,728
'cause that's what
makes me money.
397
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,605
That's what makes us money.
- Ah.
398
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,898
- So it may have to be that.
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,610
- You have to pick one.
- My penis.
400
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,652
There we go.
401
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,237
That was easy.
402
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,573
Once he got past the hands
and feet, he's like--
403
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,782
I had to pick one.
404
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,117
All right.
Way to switch it up.
405
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,285
I had to pick one.
406
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,121
Hazel, what are y'all adding?
407
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,290
All in bronze,
or are we putting this in gold?
408
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,542
I mean, it's modern day.
It could be gold.
409
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,628
Okay, gold.
Let's go gold, all gold.
410
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,795
Sure.
411
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,422
I would immortalize his dick.
412
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,840
Oh!
413
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,259
Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding!
414
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,845
'Cause ain't nobody else
gon' have it.
415
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,598
Ain't nobody else gon' have it.
Ain't nobody else gon' have it.
416
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,141
And a lot of gold apparently.
417
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,727
- A lot of gold.
- 24-inch--carat gold.
418
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,772
Lauren, you are up.
419
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,231
This is so hard
420
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,150
because my first thought
was my vagina.
421
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,568
Mm-hmm.
422
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,195
But then I thought,
is he gonna say that?
423
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,906
And then I thought, okay,
if he doesn't say that,
424
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,825
maybe he would say,
like, my butt or something.
425
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,160
I think he's gonna say
my vagina.
426
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,662
I think I just have
to go with that.
427
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:12,746
I just have to go with that.
428
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,331
- All right.
- I can't.
429
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,792
Do you want to pick
a metal too? Do you want--
430
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,378
- How about rose gold?
- Something precious.
431
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,423
- Rose gold is cute.
- Yeah.
432
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,759
- Aww.
- Okay.
433
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,553
Well, first of all, I feel that
this question is extremely odd
434
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,931
because it makes me think
of her not being around
435
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,141
and me having this object,
436
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,352
and I'm going like,
"Wow, look at her feet,"
437
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,020
or, like,
some weird thing like this.
438
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,855
Yeah, that's a little creepy
over there. Let's go.
439
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,524
- When you put it like that--
- You said feet.
440
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,025
You said feet,
so I'm just like, I don't know.
441
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,235
Why are you holding the feet?
442
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,528
You're right. You're right.
443
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,905
- So for me, I go lips?
- Okay.
444
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,866
- Which lips?
- Why, is it possibly vagina?
445
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,410
Is that what you--
446
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,703
You can't--
what's your answer?
447
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,204
I will go her mouth,
her lips.
448
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,789
You said lips,
and it's another form of that.
449
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,709
Yeah, it was a different
kind of lips.
450
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,210
You said vagina?
451
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,045
That was my first thought,
but--
452
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,964
- You was almost there.
- You were so close.
453
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,757
Mike, I don't think
you're going home tonight, man.
454
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,384
I don't feel good.
455
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,052
I don't feel good, and I know
you guys got it right
456
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,887
because there's all
this celebration over here.
457
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,807
Luckily, Mike, you don't have
to think about this anymore
458
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,225
'cause we have a heated game.
459
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,062
We have Draymond and Hazel
with four points,
460
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,231
we have Mario and Jerry
with one point,
461
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,734
and we have Lauren and Mike
with one point as well.
462
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,361
Ayesha, I beg to differ
that it's not a heated game.
463
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,280
We are losing.
464
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,407
I'ma tell you why.
Listen, this next question--
465
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,533
Yes.
466
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,077
- Is worth three points.
- Okay.
467
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,496
It's what we like to call
the Naked Truth.
468
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,582
I have not seen this question,
469
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,876
so it's gonna be
a total surprise to me.
470
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,670
Stephen, I believe you have
the question on hand.
471
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,255
- I've been given the card.
- He's been given the card.
472
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,882
Because I have not
seen it either.
473
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,425
He's gonna read it first
to make sure
474
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,801
I'm not gonna pass out.
475
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,094
And it's multiple or open?
476
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,263
This is definitely
multiple choice.
477
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,931
- Oh, look at you, Suave.
- Look at the swagger.
478
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,266
Look at Suave Bola.
479
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,269
His swagger is horrifying.
Jeez.
480
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,980
You came in like a sexy
Disney villain.
481
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,815
I'm just gonna sit
right here, you know.
482
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,442
- Okay. All right.
- See how I spun that chair?
483
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,860
Hi, nice to be
close to you again.
484
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,403
I'm just your backup
right now.
485
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:13,450
All right.
What movie title best describes
486
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,788
your last sexual experience
with your partner:
487
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:21,708
"2 Fast 2 Furious,"
488
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,251
"Titanic,"
489
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:28,381
"A Quiet Place,"
or "Batteries Not Included"?
490
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,300
- "Batteries Not Included"?
- We went there.
491
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,635
Yes.
492
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,720
All right, Jerry.
I'm coming to you first.
493
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,388
Ah, I'm gonna say
"A Quiet Place."
494
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,723
Ahh!
495
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:40,477
And do you care
to give some context?
496
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,686
Nope!
497
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,896
- "Nope."
- Okay.
498
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,564
- Nope.
- Here we go.
499
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,275
- Let's see what he has to say.
- We don't use toys.
500
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,112
Toys are for kids.
501
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,615
Toys are, like, cumbersome.
I don't even like a cock ring.
502
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,492
I'm like, "Get it off."
- Whoa!
503
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,952
I don't like those things.
504
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,662
I don't like extra things.
I know.
505
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,080
They don't use them
in basketball,
506
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,542
except--it's like a hoop
without the net.
507
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,418
It's a hoop without the net,
508
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,962
maybe a little smaller
depending,
509
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,630
but since you wanted
to bronze your cock,
510
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,800
it might be the size
of that for you.
511
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,928
Anyway...
- Give us your answer!
512
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,515
Oh, I was probably
a little drunk and sleepy,
513
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,976
so I would say "A Quiet Place."
514
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,396
- You got it right.
- 'Cause you know.
515
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,772
- I know.
- Yeah.
516
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:30,026
All right. All right.
Great job.
517
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,070
- I can't believe.
- Three points for you.
518
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,446
Lauren, you are up.
519
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,491
I feel pretty confident
about this,
520
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,826
but he was looking nervous
521
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,244
before he put
his headphones on,
522
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,371
but I'm going to say
"A Quiet Place"--
523
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,873
- Okay.
- Okay.
524
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:45,709
With no more context.
525
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,127
Makes sense, makes sense.
Let's see.
526
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,795
- All right. Let's see.
- Okay.
527
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,714
I feel like spiritually,
"2 Fast 2 Furious"
528
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,049
and "A Quiet Place"
are connected.
529
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,342
- Okay.
- Okay.
530
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,219
- Spiritually.
- Spiritually.
531
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,723
Yeah,
because we have our baby,
532
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,726
I'm gonna guess...
"A Quiet Place"?
533
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,936
This game is getting hot.
534
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,146
You tied.
- Yes!
535
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,939
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
536
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,524
Thought it was gonna be--
oh, my God.
537
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,443
Draymond, this is
for the gold.
538
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,029
He looks pretty confident.
539
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,947
I'm going to go
"A Quiet Place"
540
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:19,284
because last night,
541
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,953
I was supposed
to get the cheeks,
542
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,580
and Hazel went to sleep on me.
543
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,915
Said, "The cheeks."
544
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:28,335
And then she woke me up
at, like, 4:30,
545
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,961
and I got them.
546
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,588
I got them.
547
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,549
But quietly, so this really
is "About Last Night."
548
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,468
This is about last night.
- This is about last night.
549
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,595
- Extremely literal.
- It is about last night.
550
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,764
All right.
We want to hear about it.
551
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,642
- This was last night.
- I know it's not "Titanic"
552
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,518
'cause we're nowhere
near "Titanic."
553
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,270
It's just not
how we living these days.
554
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,939
How do you
interpret "Titanic"?
555
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,774
"Titanic" is, like--
that was a three-hour movie.
556
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,983
Okay, got it.
557
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,443
I mean, that's like,
you going.
558
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,153
Got it.
559
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,780
I didn't think about that.
- We ain't there.
560
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,282
- Unreal.
- Not "A Quiet Place."
561
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,700
Not "A Quiet Place."
- Okay.
562
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,786
It could be--
oh, this is tricky.
563
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,789
Oh, last night, this is tricky.
564
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,000
I'ma go with
"2 Fast 2 Furious"?
565
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,126
Damn. No.
566
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,462
We have a three-way tie.
567
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,507
Oh, my God, what did you say?
568
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,842
- Never thought I'd see it.
- It was fast last night!
569
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,220
That shit was quiet as fuck!
570
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,639
You was saying stuff!
571
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,099
Well, listen, the past
is in the past.
572
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,017
- Fuck me.
- Thank you for doing this.
573
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,936
This is technically
a new game here
574
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,562
because you're all tied
with four points.
575
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,106
- Unbelievable.
- So you can pick who's gonna
576
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,315
put the headphones
on for this round.
577
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,316
- Ooh.
- Oh, my.
578
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,651
What do you want to do?
579
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,236
I pick you
to have the headphones on.
580
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,737
I put headphones on.
That's my thought too.
581
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:38,989
Let's get into this.
582
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,448
Let's break some ties.
You ready?
583
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,866
- Yes.
- All right.
584
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,077
Based on your screen time,
585
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,662
are you more likely
586
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:50,083
to get recruited by the CIA,
join a cult,
587
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,669
go into debt
buying things you don't need,
588
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,546
or start an OnlyFans account?
589
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,424
So, Draymond, Draymond,
I'm gonna come to you first.
590
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,342
Well, she's a whole fucking
591
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,554
Federal Bureau
Investigation officer,
592
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:07,600
so it got to be CIA
'cause she is a detective.
593
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,602
All right.
Let's see what she says.
594
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,565
A cult, nah, nah,
595
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,525
but what me and my girls
do, though,
596
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,068
oh, we the FBI.
597
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,364
I tell him every day,
like, "Listen,
598
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,366
"people need to start
recruiting us and hiring us
599
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,118
"if they need
some investigation,
600
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,454
they need background check
on anybody, 'cause we got it,"
601
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,205
so I'ma go with the CIA.
602
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,876
You got it.
603
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,335
All right. Lauren,
I'm coming for you.
604
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,503
I'm the feds all day.
605
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,672
Federal Bureau
of Investigation.
606
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,674
Okay, my first thought
was join a cult
607
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:43,303
because he gets into,
like, weird shit online,
608
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,097
but then I thought
that makes more sense with CIA
609
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,724
because he, like,
researches things,
610
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,392
and he likes
to learn languages,
611
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,977
like, learning Japanese
on his phone.
612
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,605
- Okay.
- I'm gonna say CIA.
613
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,981
All right.
614
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,316
Yeah, I've got
to just pick something.
615
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,068
- All right.
- So okay.
616
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,654
You're up. Hi.
617
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,783
All right.
I'm gonna go with CIA
618
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,284
'cause you're gonna be, like,
619
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,536
Japanese learning or something.
620
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:09,788
Wow, that's--
621
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,457
Fuck yes.
622
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,250
- We know each other.
- All right. All right.
623
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,753
Yes, we do.
We fucking got it.
624
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,756
Okay, as Diana Ross
once said, it's my turn.
625
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,258
All right, Mario.
626
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,260
I think it's CIA 'cause
he's always reading the news,
627
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,721
and he's very--you know,
he's very investigative.
628
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,516
He has instincts about people
and things or--
629
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,059
Okay. Let's see what he says.
630
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,602
I feel like you tried
to say that extra loud,
631
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,020
but that's okay.
632
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,772
- Well, yeah, because yeah.
- Okay.
633
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,358
- Welcome back.
- Oh, man.
634
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,611
This should be really easy,
635
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,488
and I don't know why
people were laughing about it,
636
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,408
but definitely go into debt
buying things I don't need.
637
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,451
It doesn't work then.
638
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,287
- Oh!
- What?
639
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,039
What are you always
reading online?
640
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,374
What are you always doing?
641
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,667
I don't know
what I'm always doing.
642
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,210
You're always reading
the news.
643
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,711
He said you're looking
at the news,
644
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,839
so he said you would get
recruited by the CIA.
645
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,215
Because you're
so knowledgeable.
646
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,633
- 30 years.
- I see it--
647
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:04,968
Exactly, 30 fucking years.
648
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,886
Everything I buy,
I don't need.
649
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,806
This is why I should have
put on the fucking headphones!
650
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:13,434
All right.
651
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,854
So we have yet again a tie,
652
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,981
a two-way tie this time,
653
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:21,151
which means that we've gotta
play a round of sudden death.
654
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,485
- Sudden death.
- That sound all right?
655
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,028
- Let's do it.
- Yes.
656
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,864
I'm gonna give you
an open-ended question.
657
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,490
Okay.
658
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:31,703
And whichever couple gets
closest to the answer wins.
659
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,747
Okay? When you guys
are in an argument--
660
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:35,874
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.
661
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:38,084
What percentage of the time
662
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,003
do you win the argument?
663
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,338
Headphones on.
Mike, I'm coming to you.
664
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,965
Okay.
665
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,509
I think that a cornerstone
of our relationship
666
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,262
is, I go
absolutely out of my way
667
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,680
to admit that I'm wrong,
668
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,473
so I'm gonna go ahead
and just go with--
669
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,683
I'm gonna go 90.
670
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:54,893
- 90.
- Yeah.
671
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,895
All right, Lauren.
672
00:23:56,895 --> 00:24:01,191
I guess I would say I win,
like, 60% of the time.
673
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,692
- Okay.
- Okay, just hold that thought.
674
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,027
All right, Draymond.
675
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,904
I am not good
at saying I'm wrong.
676
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:08,406
You don't say?
677
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,241
People think
I'm always just talking,
678
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,369
and I actually only talk
when I know I'm right.
679
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,038
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
680
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,874
I'm going to go 15%.
681
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,543
- Okay.
- Go.
682
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,545
Yeah, this is not fun.
This is not fun.
683
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,131
Hazel, what percentage
of the time
684
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,716
do you win the argument?
685
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,469
Realistically...
686
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:34,057
70%, which is like a C.
687
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:37,018
You win 70% of the time.
688
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,978
- I got the math.
- All right.
689
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:42,607
So, Hazel, you said 70%.
690
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,400
Draymond said 15%,
691
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,903
so that's a 55% difference.
692
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,948
Over here, Mike, you said 90%.
693
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,408
Lauren said 60%.
Y'all were 30% off.
694
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,410
- You guys are the winners.
- You were 50% off.
695
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,579
I feel bad!
696
00:24:56,663 --> 00:25:00,166
I feel bad.
She said I feel bad.
697
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:04,504
Listen, Lauren and Mike,
that means you win $20,000--
698
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,964
- Yay!
- For your charity.
699
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,757
- Oh, that's really amazing.
- That's so cool.
700
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,969
But I must say that everyone
here is a winner tonight
701
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,596
because you get to go home
with the loves of your life.
702
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,931
That's right, baby.
703
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,808
- That's true.
- So what do you say
704
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,768
we cut these cameras off
and get the real party started?
705
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:19,936
- All right.
- Does that sound all right?
706
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:20,979
- That's so cool.
- Yay.
707
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,605
All right. Let's do it.
708
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,941
both: ♪ About last night ♪
709
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,193
♪ Please share ♪
710
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,779
♪ Tell me the facts ♪
711
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:30,947
♪ Bare your soul ♪
712
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:34,117
both: ♪ About last night ♪
713
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,451
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
714
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:36,911
Oh, my God, we won!
715
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,205
- That was amazing. That was--
- It was amazing.
716
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,957
Usually when a couple
went with their gut,
717
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,292
they got the answer right.
718
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,085
Those instincts
are everything.
719
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,795
I just knew for sure
we were gonna come in here.
720
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,213
Hey, you were talking
about your stomach hurts,
721
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,756
"A Quiet Place."
- We was gonna win.
722
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,133
We was gonna be going
against our good friends,
723
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,217
and now look at us.
724
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:52,635
30 years, and we lost.
725
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:53,970
And they were together,
what, three years?
726
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,430
Three years,
but you know what?
727
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,764
I'm glad they won.
They're a lovely couple.
728
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,099
I did a very bad job
at first,
729
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,559
and then I continued
to do a bad job,
730
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,144
and then suddenly
I did a good job.
731
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,687
But you know what?
I don't really want to know
732
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,315
that much about you.
I like it this way.
733
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,942
both: ♪ About last night ♪
734
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:15,116
♪ ♪