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[upbeat music]
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- You like it?
- I love it, I love it.
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So setting the tone
for the evening...
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Mm-hmm.
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- Blushing rose sangria.
- Mm.
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- Do you think they'll like it?
- Did you say blushing?
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Blushing, it's gonna look
like everybody's face
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when they start spilling tea.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Well, hello.
Welcome to the party here.
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- No, they're the party, hi.
- You look so pretty.
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Which one should we get?
- So would you like--
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I only drink something
with an umbrella.
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- A little bourbon.
- Thank you.
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It's beautiful.
- Cheers.
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- What's happening?
- Hello--hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Very nice to meet you, too.
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Please, by all means.
- What's up?
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- Well, hello, hi.
- What's up, Moshe?
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- Thank you.
- Watch your feet here--hi!
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♪ ♪
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- Oh!
- Hey.
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And I thought I was
doing something
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with my "Fur Elise" earlier.
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- We are--
- Let's see what happens.
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♪ Baby, don't hold up ♪
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♪ I want to know
about last night ♪
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♪ Please, yeah,
come with the facts ♪
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♪ Tell us all
about last night ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah
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Come on in.
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♪ Come with the facts ♪
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- Welcome home.
- Oh, you know what?
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I should have worn
my wedding dress.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- All right.
- I like that.
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Here we go.
- Oh, I love it.
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Okay, get comfortable.
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- Whoo!
- Yes!
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There's a lot of smack
talking back there, by the way.
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I Love a good smack talk.
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All right, so, everybody,
make yourself at home.
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If you need a refill,
let us know because we have
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the finest bartender,
in my opinion, back there.
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Yes, that's right.
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The highest-paid bartender
in the industry.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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So the name of this game is
"About Last Night,"
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and I love this game because
it's all for a good cause.
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At the end of the night,
the winning couple goes away
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with $20,000 for--
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- Yes.
- The charity of your choice.
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For the charity?
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- Yes.
- No, uh-uh.
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- Moshe--
- If you don't sit down--
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I'm sorry, no.
Nobody told me.
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- You're getting SAG minimum.
- Okay.
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- Oh, my goodness.
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So, Jonathan and Zooey,
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thank you so much
for being here.
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- Thank you for having us.
- Yes.
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Zooey, We love you in "Elf"
and "New Girl."
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Thank you.
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Jonathan, my fellow Canadian,
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"Property Brothers," yes.
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Natasha and Moshe, two
of the best stand-up comedians
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in the game right now.
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- Wow, thank you.
- Thank you.
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I love it.
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The Steph and Ayesha
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of the stand-up
comedy community world.
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- Tituss and Pablo--
- Yes.
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Thank you so much
for being here tonight.
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"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,"
I love it so much.
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- Well, thank you.
- This is your first TV debut.
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It is, it is.
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I guess we're popping
a TV cherry!
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Pablito!
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All right, let's get
into this first question.
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This question is for Jonathan,
Natasha, and Tituss.
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Okay.
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If the first month
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of your relationship
was a reality show,
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what title would it
most closely resemble:
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"Married At First Sight,"
"Survivor,"
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"F Boy Island,"
or "Naked and Afraid"?
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Headphones on.
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And make sure you press play
on that music.
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I got my music on!
Don't worry!
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All right, I'm actually gonna
come for you first, Pablo.
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All right, let's do it.
Definitely "Naked and Afraid."
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- Really?
- For sure, yes.
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Care to elaborate?
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I think that
when we first met,
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I mean, we were attracted
to each other,
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but there was still, like, that
intimacy, like, fear
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of getting to know each other,
like, in a personal level.
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He's much older than I am
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And so there was that factor
because I was so young
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when we met, so...
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Does he like it when you say
he's much older than you?
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- No, he doesn't.
- He does not.
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I'll tell you what.
You can't tell, though.
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No, you can't.
He's aging backwards, actually.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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- See what he says.
- All right.
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Let's see what he says,
though.
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I really hope
you guys get this point.
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- So I'm older.
- Much older, actually.
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Fuck you.
How do you know?
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[laughter]
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We didn't think it.
He said it.
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- No--oh, you did?
- Yeah.
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Okay, yeah, so, like,
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I was single
for like ten years before--
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- Uh-huh.
- We met.
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And then I was
his first everything.
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We were probably "Married
at First Sight," maybe.
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Oh.
[buzzer]
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Oh, no!
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He said, "Naked and Afraid."
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- God.
- So no points this round.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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It could have been
"Survivor," too,
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trying to keep up
with a young man,
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you know, get the heart going.
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- This man--
- Moshe, I'm coming for you.
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Okay, I think we'd
be "F Boy Island."
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Really?
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Because I was,
like, such a little slut
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when I was a young man.
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I was like,
"I think she's really special,
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and I'm not gonna mess up
my friendship with her."
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She truly is my first love of
all the women that I've dated.
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Aww.
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It's true, since
we're getting vulnerable.
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Yes.
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That's what she'll say,
"Fuck Boy Island."
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I was jumping off the island,
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swimming to shore,
the great shores of our love.
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- Aw.
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh.
- Way to bring it home.
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- Yeah.
- All right, Natasha?
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Everyone just agreed
with you.
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- Well, we'll see.
- Welcome back.
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Okay, "Naked and Afraid,"
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"F Boy Island,"
and what were the other two?
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We have "Married
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Okay, okay, I'll say,
"Married at First Sight."
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- Yeah?
- What?
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[buzzer]
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- Oh, when we met?
- No, we were friends--
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The first month
of your relationship.
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- Of our relationship.
- Yeah, but we met--
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We were friends for ten years
in the stand-up scene,
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and she was with somebody else,
and we--there's no way.
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We didn't get married
at first sight.
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We got married
at second decade.
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Well, I guess
the first month,
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I started to, like,
reframe my idea of him.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Got it.
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- So in that reframing, I was--
- The moment.
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And what did you think
of me before, more of a--
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- "F Boy."
- [groans]
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That's what he said.
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Yeah, we've just got to make
sure they don't get it right.
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- That's right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Zooey.
- I mean, look.
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Even though we're not married,
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I would say
"Married at First Sight"--
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Yeah.
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- Because he's so romantic.
- Where did you meet?
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- We met on "Carpool Karaoke."
- That's cool.
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Oh, my goodness.
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And our first date,
he planned--he sent me
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an itinerary,
which, I'm a Capricorn.
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I was like, "An itinerary?
I'm so excited."
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How many beats were there
to the itinerary?
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Like, five.
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- Wow.
- It was like--
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That sounds good.
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It was like, 6:30, dinner.
Then it was an escape room.
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I'm out.
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- I love it.
- It was so cute.
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- Let's see what he says.
- Yeah.
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I just broke this,
by the way--I don't know.
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- It pops back on.
- All right.
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If the first month
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of your relationship
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"Catfish."
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- Which title--you know what?
- Oh, was that--
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That is not one
of the choices, Jonathan.
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Honestly, knowing how we met,
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how fast we clicked--
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Mm-hmm.
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I Would have to say,
"Married at First Sight."
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Yes, yes, yes!
[ding]
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- You get a point!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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- Boom, boom, boom, boom.
- You get a point.
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- Ahh!
- Sorry, sorry, okay.
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I wanted to make this official.
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[laughter]
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- Don't do it here, dude.
- No, he's here.
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Is this worse
than the jumbotron?
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You said, "Never do
the jumbotron."
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You guys are on the board,
and no points here quite yet.
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- Yike.
- Okay.
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So, Pablo, Moshe, and Zooey,
this next question is for you.
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And I want you guys
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to just remember
what we're playing for,
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the winner of the game,
20 grand
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for the charity of your choice.
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- Yeah, babe.
- Let's do it.
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There is
a medical breakthrough
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that will allow men
to carry a baby.
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- Oh, no.
- [laughs]
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If you decided
to have a baby,
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who would carry it,
you or your partner?
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Headphones on.
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- So that's a tough one.
- Babe.
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If you're asking me,
knowing we've had three kids
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and knowing how rough
the pregnancies have been
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and how much you actually
enjoy giving birth,
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I assume you would --
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It sounds so weird.
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That is such a man
thing to say.
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- You do, you do, no!
- I really do.
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She said that.
Don't throw that on me.
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I don't enjoy being pregnant,
but I enjoy giving birth.
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It's very strange,
but it's true.
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No, I am
so fascinated by this.
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I think women
are so fascinating.
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I enjoy it because I feel
really strong in that moment.
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- I scheduled my C section.
- All right, you're saying --
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I would carry it
and somehow try
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to transfer it
right back to deliver,
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but I'm definitely carrying
for nine months, so--
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Good luck.
Natasha, I'm coming for you.
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Okay, I have one baby.
I only wanted to have one baby.
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I froze my eggs when I was 37.
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- Wow.
- I met Moshe at 38.
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I let him fertilize
one of those babies.
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I allowed him to fertilize
one of my babies.
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I would definitely--I
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definitely think that
he would agree to carry it.
247
00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,426
Also, he would make
a great pregnant person.
248
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:33,430
He likes to sit around, and...
249
00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,182
- Let's see what he says.
- That's hilarious.
250
00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:36,767
Moshe, what were
you jamming to?
251
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,060
Yeah, I was just listening
252
00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,770
to the "Endless Honeymoon"
podcast,
253
00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,397
a podcast that Natasha
and I do together,
254
00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:42,856
doling out relationship advice.
255
00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,316
Anyway, that's not a plug.
That's just--
256
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,943
That's so stupid.
257
00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,195
I wouldn't debase myself
by plugging my new podcast.
258
00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,738
I love a good--
259
00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:51,115
No, that was Snoop.
That was Snoop.
260
00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:52,908
- Got it.
- That was probably Snoop.
261
00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,868
So, honey, who would carry
the baby if we had another one?
262
00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,161
Okay, I had some time
to think about it
263
00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,454
while Snoop was rapping,
264
00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,958
and I would like
another kid kind of.
265
00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,376
I'm happy
with our family as is.
266
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,794
Do you know that?
267
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,297
- I mean, I talked him out of--
- Hold up.
268
00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:07,631
- Having another kid--
- Hold up.
269
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,300
For, like,
the first three years
270
00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,968
of our relationship.
I'm like, "I'll give you one."
271
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,344
Wait, wait, wait,
you can't answer me
272
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,013
because I've got
to give the answer.
273
00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,472
I'm going to say I would--I'll
just start with that.
274
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,057
I think she said I would.
275
00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,934
And I would because if we were
going to have the kid,
276
00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,477
it would be on me to carry it
because she does not--yeah.
277
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,438
You get a point.
you're on the board.
278
00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,315
- Love it, you're on the board.
- I love it.
279
00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:26,317
- Is that what you said?
- I said it in a different way.
280
00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:27,818
- Okay.
- I love it.
281
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,903
- It's true.
- All right, Jonathan.
282
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,655
So I became an instant dad.
283
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,032
You know, Zooey has two kids,
284
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,200
so we have two kids
and they're amazing,
285
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,661
and we've talked about
how we would be happy
286
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,205
with these two permanently.
287
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,499
It's a weird question.
It's such a weird question.
288
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,876
It's the ultimate renovation
project for you.
289
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,210
Yeah, exactly.
290
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,004
You've never done
one of those before.
291
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,672
Does it come out the urethra?
How does it happen?
292
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,632
- It's metaphorical.
- Oh, oh, I see, okay, yes.
293
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,051
Yes, we're talking,
294
00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:53,719
like, birthing pains
and all of that stuff.
295
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,679
Yeah, and I have
a very high pain threshold,
296
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,181
but it's--I mean,
297
00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,016
I don't think there's anything
like giving birth.
298
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,393
Do you like gaining
70 pounds?
299
00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:02,853
He's tall.
You won't notice it.
300
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,021
That's true, yeah.
301
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,564
- Spread out.
- All right.
302
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:06,982
I'm going to say that I think
she would say
303
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:08,400
that I would be okay--
304
00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:10,027
- Okay.
- To have the baby.
305
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,612
She already gave you two.
306
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,822
Exactly, she's done her work.
307
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:17,826
So I would be the pregnant
"Property Brother."
308
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,453
Yeah.
309
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:24,333
So, Zooey, very curious to
know who would carry the baby.
310
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,959
Jonathan.
I've had two.
311
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,045
[ding]
312
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,588
I almost said the other one.
313
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,341
- Oh, thank god you did not.
- You did a good job.
314
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:35,886
I did a good job,
but, I mean, it was tiring.
315
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,262
Right, exactly.
316
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,722
If you can find out
from the set doctor
317
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,432
if it's the urethra
that it comes out,
318
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,142
I just need to know.
319
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,770
By the way, Jonathan,
"Pregnant Property Brothers,"
320
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,230
highest-rated season
of the show.
321
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,731
- I believe it.
- Hundred percent.
322
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,358
I could do my own
Caesarean with a Sawzall.
323
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,609
Okay, we have left Pablo.
324
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,027
All right, Tituss.
325
00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,654
Okay, I have
a high threshold for pain.
326
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,822
Okay.
327
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,990
Pablo gets, like,
the sniffles
328
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,409
when he has a cold.
329
00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:01,912
It's like--and he's in bed.
I'm like, "girl."
330
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,331
[laughter]
331
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,875
I'd just rather take the pain
than put up with his--
332
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,504
Got it, complaining.
Nope, I got it.
333
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,923
I love your honesty.
334
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,425
- Let's see what he says.
- Listen to me.
335
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,093
Hold on.
Let me take a sip real quick.
336
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,719
Yeah, absolutely,
take all the sips you need.
337
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,096
Also, can I have another
glass of champagne?
338
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,514
- Bartender --
- Oh, innkeeper --
339
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,890
- I need more.
- Four champs, please.
340
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,267
- I need more.
- Let me get to it.
341
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,768
- Garçon --
- All right, Pablo.
342
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,562
Who is carrying this baby,
metaphorically?
343
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,106
- Definitely me.
- Definitely you?
344
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,899
- Yeah.
- Why do you say that?
345
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,277
Tituss would not have
the patience to bear pregnancy
346
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,570
for nine months.
347
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,029
Hey, babe,
you've got a job to do.
348
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,281
Which one?
349
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,949
- Press that button.
- I'm bartending.
350
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,034
Now, I'm a judge.
I don't know what--this one?
351
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,578
Oh, you serious?
[buzzer]
352
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,787
Yes.
353
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,289
Pablo, you can't take pain.
354
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,874
Pablo, how do you do
with colds?
355
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,292
- No points.
- Oh, thank you.
356
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,710
No kids and no points.
357
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,128
Stephen, where are we at
with the score?
358
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,338
Jonathan and Zooey
have two points.
359
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,717
Guys, let's just--let's
not dwell on--yeah!
360
00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,971
Whoo!
My bad, sorry, sorry.
361
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,348
- Natasha and Moshe with one.
- Don't brag so hard.
362
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,641
Okay, yay.
363
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,976
And we'll just
leave it there.
364
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,686
- Oh, wow.
- All right.
365
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,605
Tituss, Jonathan, and Natasha,
366
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,816
it is time to spice things
up a little bit.
367
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,985
You're not gonna
wear headphones this round.
368
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,320
Oh, okay.
369
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,738
But you are going
to be blindfolded.
370
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:18,906
- Oh.
- Oh.
371
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,657
- Are you okay with that?
- Kinky.
372
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,659
- All right.
- Okay, well--
373
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,037
So the lambada was famously
called the forbidden dance,
374
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,749
but what dance do you do
to turn your partner on?
375
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,126
But first,
we're gonna blindfold you,
376
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,669
and your partner
is gonna show us
377
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,380
what they think that dance is,
so blindfolds on.
378
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,882
Yeah, Natasha
put her blindfold on
379
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,966
ten minutes before our cue.
380
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,510
She really did.
381
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,763
She was like, "I'm just
going to take a little nap."
382
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,848
All right, Pablo.
I'm coming to you first.
383
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,977
- Oh, my.
- What is Tituss' dance?
384
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,063
Ahh!
- Hey, yes!
385
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,856
I love it.
386
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,399
- Yeah, all right.
- All right.
387
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,693
We got you.
388
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,612
- Moshe?
- Here?
389
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,905
Yeah, sure
390
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,448
I think this...
391
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,785
[laughter]
392
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,412
I love it.
393
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,581
I mean, these are hard acts
to follow, so...
394
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,125
Zooey?
395
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,920
[laughter]
396
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,713
- That's amazing.
- I love it.
397
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,383
All right, cut that music.
Blindfolds off.
398
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,553
- That was phenomenal.
- This is very exciting.
399
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,388
I'm afraid.
I'm very afraid.
400
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,557
Chooch, What's my dance?
401
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,393
He's turning you on.
402
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:30,727
Yes.
403
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,271
Kind of slow.
404
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,357
You are throwing that thing
back, babe, good job.
405
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,775
- Yes.
- Can you return the favor?
406
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,277
Yeah, what was
that like again?
407
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,778
Oh, Ayesha,
we want to see it.
408
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,238
- It's a subtle twerk.
- We want to see it.
409
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,531
We want to see it, Ayesha.
410
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,616
Whoo!
- Yeah!
411
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,076
He does like--he's like
the wedding king,
412
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,870
and he does this thing
where he's like...
413
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,038
Aw.
414
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,748
Walks around,
and he's like...
415
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,250
- I love it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
416
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,501
Whoo!
417
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,336
You know how to play
to the crowd.
418
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,838
You've got to play
to the crowd.
419
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,131
I know how to do that.
420
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,424
All right.
Let's see it, Tituss.
421
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,343
Oh, dear god.
So I don't dance.
422
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:04,845
- Uh-huh.
- Um, okay, pipe down.
423
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,346
Music might help.
424
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,931
- Yeah, put that --
- Most--okay.
425
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,309
So mine is not
entirely dissimilar
426
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,768
to what you just did.
427
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,270
Let's see it.
428
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,981
But I pull my pants down,
and then I do like this.
429
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:20,193
♪ ♪
430
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,821
For the point!
For the point!
431
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,281
- Yes!
- That's two, right?
432
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,449
That's two points, right?
433
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,034
Yes, that's two points.
434
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,536
- I love you, baby.
- Hold on, I'm not visualizing.
435
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,955
I need to see the whole dance.
436
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,333
Ahh!
437
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,876
That was identical.
438
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586
But I also do it
when there's no music.
439
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,172
Perfect, with the pants down.
440
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,133
With the pants down.
It's a mating call.
441
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,635
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
442
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,471
- All right, Natasha.
- Okay.
443
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,264
To really turn Moshe on,
444
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,933
I usually, like,
get down on the floor.
445
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,311
- Whoa!
- Oh, shit!
446
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,105
It's usually like a...
447
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,649
Uh-huh.
448
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,151
If we get really crazy.
449
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,361
Natasha, I'm--I love
you so much.
450
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,820
Is that too much?
451
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,322
No, I love you so much.
I love it so much.
452
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,865
I mean, I don't care.
It's my butt.
453
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,867
I was--you know what?
454
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,327
That was fantastic.
455
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,828
But I feel like
he did his dance.
456
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,372
The way we turn each other
on, really,
457
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,040
nobody is dancing
to turn each other--the way
458
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,875
we turn each other on,
is to make each other laugh.
459
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,419
All right, Jonathan.
You're up.
460
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,546
There's only one thing
I could think of.
461
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,131
Cue that music, please.
462
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,300
Oh, I want to see this.
463
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,178
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God, wow.
464
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,138
Wow!
[ding]
465
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:33,016
- Wow.
- Oh, my goodness!
466
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:37,020
They're too good!
What is that, like, dinosaurs?
467
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,522
No, no,
it's all--it's ponies.
468
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,357
It started
as a joke because--
469
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,026
How often are you
listening to "Pony"?
470
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,405
I do this dance,
and it's so ridiculous,
471
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,156
and it makes him laugh
every time.
472
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,533
So when I do that dance--
- Aw.
473
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,535
Stephen, where are we at
with the points?
474
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:55,163
Still in the lead,
Zooey and Jonathan have four.
475
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,208
We have a new second place,
Tituss and Pablo
476
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,669
with two points,
and Natasha, Moshe,
477
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,254
you've got one, still in it,
though, still in it.
478
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,588
Still in it.
479
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:07,217
This next question
is worth three points.
480
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,844
Yeah, it's called,
"The Naked Truth."
481
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,679
Stephen
and I have not seen it.
482
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,681
Stephen hasn't seen it either.
- You're making it interesting.
483
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,849
You cannot blame us
for this question
484
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,225
'cause we have not seen it.
485
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,393
I'm going to sit over here
this time --
486
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,686
All right, I'm reading it.
487
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,937
Because I want
to see their faces
488
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,313
when they answer
this questions.
489
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,150
- Zooey, Moshe, and Pablo--
- Okay.
490
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,777
This question is for you,
three points here.
491
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,571
How much does your best friend
492
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,948
know about your partner's
lovemaking:
493
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,243
Only the good stuff,
only the bad stuff,
494
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:37,330
or they could accurately
draw your partner's privates?
495
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,166
Headphones on.
496
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,376
What does their best
friend know about you?
497
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,420
So, Natasha,
we're going to start with you.
498
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,172
Do you need
to hear the options again?
499
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,841
No, I got it.
500
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,093
He 100% does not say,
501
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,597
I hope, anything bad
about us having sex.
502
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,974
So I feel like I would say
only the good stuff.
503
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,477
- Only the good stuff.
- His best friend.
504
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,270
His best friend, yeah.
505
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:04,024
But random strangers?
Everything.
506
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,484
Let's see what he says.
507
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,027
So the question is, how much
508
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,780
does my best friend
know about our lovemaking?
509
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,156
Yes, yes.
510
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,074
Who the fuck is talking
to their best friend
511
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,659
about fucking their wife?
512
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,287
We're about to find out.
513
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,706
Yo, when I fuck my wife,
ooh-wee.
514
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,124
We're about to find out.
515
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,002
That's the love of my life
right there, ooh.
516
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,962
So I'm going to say
only the good stuff.
517
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,214
I'm waiting
for that bell to ring.
518
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,590
- I know.
- Ding, ding, ding.
519
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,800
I had to give
a dramatic pause for it.
520
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,218
[ding]
- Oh!
521
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,053
Yes, three points,
three freaking points.
522
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,763
Oh, great.
523
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,640
- See, you guys are up there.
- I said only the good stuff.
524
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,266
- So now you're tied.
- Yeah, yeah, we're tied now.
525
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,519
They haven't answered yet.
526
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,145
All right, Tituss.
527
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,605
I tell my best friends
everything.
528
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:47,567
- Yeah?
- They could draw his dick.
529
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,152
But, like, it would
only be the good stuff.
530
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,821
Okay.
531
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,656
Yeah, he would only tell his
best friends the good stuff.
532
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,074
I would tell them everything.
533
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,451
Yeah, all right.
Let's see what he says.
534
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,495
So...
- Only the good stuff.
535
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,496
- Hey!
- Yeah.
536
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,580
Yes.
[ding]
537
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,998
- Opa.
- It's correct.
538
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,542
Three points,
that's three points.
539
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,669
That's correct.
540
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,171
Look, you so nervous.
541
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,714
Hallelujah.
542
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,133
May I just say, though,
that all of Tituss' friends--
543
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,635
No, you can't.
544
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,889
- Know your private parts.
- They can draw them.
545
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,432
All right, Jonathan.
546
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,268
Don't want
to feel overconfident,
547
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,688
but I've never met someone
who is classier
548
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,232
and more modest than Zooey,
549
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,985
so I would say only
the positive stuff.
550
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,028
Okay.
551
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,989
Okay, so this is
a trick question
552
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:37,284
because there are only good
things to say about Jonathan.
553
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,618
[ding]
554
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,246
- Whoo!
- Three points.
555
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,041
You guys can draw it
for yourself right now.
556
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,336
Seven points for Zooey and
Jonathan, our winners today.
557
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,838
Our winners for the night,
558
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,842
so you have won $20,000
- for Baby2
- Baby.
559
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,510
- I'm so excited!
- That's amazing.
560
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,888
But now we'd like to sweeten
the pot a little bit
561
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,222
and give you the opportunity
562
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,516
to win 5,000 more
for your charity
563
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,895
by beating us in a little game
we call "Beat the Currys,"
564
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,563
so here is how
it's gonna work:
565
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:11,735
Five rapid-fire questions
blindfolded with martini drinks
566
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,570
to represent each of us.
567
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,323
Whoever gets the most questions
right wins.
568
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,909
If we win, you all get money
for your charities.
569
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,285
If you win, you get 5,000 more.
570
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,578
- Okay.
- So I have a question.
571
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,204
So Tituss and Pablo are gonna
572
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,372
ask you the questions
and do the buzzer.
573
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,874
Yes.
574
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,292
You guys are gonna play
each other, and we're gonna
575
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,585
what, just fuck off?
576
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,961
Like, how did this
happen exactly
577
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,255
where we got deselected?
578
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,007
Where is the game show
commission when you need them?
579
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,884
Basically, yes, but we do
need cheerleaders.
580
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,427
Because if we win--
- We can do that.
581
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,887
Your charities are going
to get some money.
582
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:39,930
- Okay.
- All right?
583
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,264
Okay, all right.
584
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:45,101
- That's right.
- In three, two, one, go.
585
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,395
Who is the bigger hit
at parties?
586
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,105
♪ ♪
587
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,357
[ding]
588
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,900
Oh, God, it's good.
589
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,944
Who is more likely
to skip a shower?
590
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,362
Ew.
591
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,613
[ding]
592
00:19:56,613 --> 00:20:00,033
Oh, who is most likely
to join a cult?
593
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,411
Wow!
594
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,872
Who is the better driver?
595
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:07,123
♪ ♪
596
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,249
[ding]
597
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,668
- Wow.
- Keep them coming.
598
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,462
- Wow.
- Who initiates sex more often?
599
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,131
[buzzer]
600
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,134
That's a good relationship.
601
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,761
I'm okay with that answer.
It was good.
602
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,055
- That's it, that's it.
- Oh, oh, my God, okay.
603
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,473
We've got to talk
about that last one.
604
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,851
The sex one?
I feel like it's me more.
605
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,145
But, you guys, that's
a very balanced relationship.
606
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,647
Yeah.
607
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,316
- We said the same thing.
- We both want the same thing.
608
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,734
All right, okay, all right.
609
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,946
Headphones off.
Four is the number to beat.
610
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,823
- Left is Zooey.
- Zooey.
611
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,157
- Right is Jonathan.
- Yeah.
612
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,826
- Here we go.
- Yep, here we go.
613
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,828
Who is the bigger
hit at parties?
614
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,163
♪ ♪
615
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,082
[ding]
616
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,918
Who is more likely
to skip a shower?
617
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,837
Ooh, um...
618
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,380
♪ ♪
619
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,423
[buzzer]
620
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,174
- Oh, all right.
- Damn it.
621
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,719
Who is most likely
to join a cult?
622
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,887
Um...
623
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,015
Jonathan would join my cult.
624
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,225
Um...
625
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:10,020
♪ ♪
626
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,813
Oh!
[buzzer]
627
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,440
- No.
- Who is the better driver?
628
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,358
- Oh, wait, no.
- Who is the better driver?
629
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,570
Oh, uh...
[ding]
630
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:23,450
Who initiates sex more often?
631
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,993
♪ ♪
632
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:25,910
Oh, no.
633
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,370
[buzzer]
- Okay.
634
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,706
Healthy relationships here.
635
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,833
- We won.
- All right.
636
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,044
So you guys only got two.
We got four.
637
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,880
Now everybody gets money
for their charities tonight.
638
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,049
- Yes.
- That's great, yes.
639
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,550
All right, you guys.
640
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,469
Well, whether you win,
whether you lose, we all win
641
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,887
because we all get
to go home with each other.
642
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,055
- Aw.
- Yes.
643
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,890
- So keep the love alive.
- We do?
644
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,351
I can cut off these cameras
and get the real party started.
645
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,145
- Yeah.
- This is so much fun.
646
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,064
Yay, thank you.
647
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,067
- I'll give you a hug.
- Thank you so much.
648
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,986
Yes, terrific.
It was amazing.
649
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:03,031
♪ ♪
650
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,741
- That was hilarious.
- That was.
651
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,076
It was so much fun.
652
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,410
I really didn't know
653
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,870
what the outcome
was going to be this time.
654
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,497
I didn't either.
655
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,290
Is it wrong that I kind
of want to wear Ayesha's dress?
656
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,792
No.
I mean, she looks stunning.
657
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,168
And you would stunning
in that dress, too.
658
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,753
- Okay, you promise?
- I promise.
659
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,088
All those game nights
and escape rooms--
660
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,090
- I know, they paid off.
- They paid off.
661
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,591
Pretty excited.
662
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:24,385
And clearly I'm moving right
into producing
663
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,763
"Pregnant Property Brother,"
the series.
664
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,599
There is no universe in which
you are married at first sight
665
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,309
when you've known each other
for a decade.
666
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,936
That feels obvious.
667
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,230
- Okay, okay, sorry, hon.
- Hey, this is our room.
668
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,273
Oh.
669
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:41,277
Still a bit of an F boy,
but just for her.
670
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:48,451
♪ ♪