[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Hey. [laughter]
Hi, baby!
Mr. Kaden.
- Welcome. - Get together.
[shutter clicks]
Stephen is so excited to hear you guys
talk about your sex life tonight.
Okay, you know what? This is gonna be payback.
You keep it classy now.
- Sorry, Mom and Dad. - We'll try.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Absolutely. Hi. - Hi.
How are you?
Is this champagne? - Yes.
Okay, I'll take one of those.
Thank you. Baby, you want one?
- Yes, indeed. - Here you go.
Y'all look fresh. Y'all look amazing.
- So good. - Thank you.
- Y'all do look good. - Look at y'all together.
We knew we had to keep up with y'all.
- Absolutely. - Hi.
Hey. All right, all right.
Thank you for having us.
- Make yourself at home. - Would you like a drink?
Okay. [shutter clicks]
Ooh.
Is this the time we start trash-talking, or not yet?
You can trash-talk the whole time.
You ain't competitive, are you?
- Who? - Cheers to an amazing night
getting to know everybody on a whole nother level.
Whoo-hoo! [all cheering]
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Please share ♪
♪ Come with the facts ♪
♪ Bare your soul ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Keep it down with the facts ♪
♪ Bare your soul ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Keep it a hundred, no cap ♪
♪ Don't be cruel ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪ - ♪ Last night ♪
Make yourselves comfortable.
If you guys need any drinks,
we actually have a very sexy bartender back there.
Sexy indeed.
- Oh. - Nice.
No. No. [laughter]
- One of you might not think. - No, it's too close.
Niecy, Jessica,
I am so excited to meet you all.
Niecy, Emmy Award-winning actress who we love
from everything from "Claws" to "When They See Us."
Jessica, you're such a talented singer.
Thank you so much.
And songwriter. I'm obsessed with y'all.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for having us.
All right, Damion and Sydel.
Damion, you and Stephen are teammates,
but you also happen to be married
to my beautiful sister-in-law, Sydel.
- How dare you? - And, Sydel, expecting mama.
- Talk, talk. - Right there.
Also, obviously because you're my sister-in-law,
you're also that guy's sister.
I went from sexy to "that guy" real quick.
Stephen, if you need headphones
for some of their answers, just let me know.
We have those on deck for you.
- Or a lot of these. - I'm so sorry.
Casey, you're hilarious in "Black Monday"
and we love you in "Happy Endings."
And your amazing partner, David, just so happens to be
the creator and producer of these amazing shows.
Seems like I can't get a part without him.
[laughter]
All right, we're gonna start with our first question.
And this question is for Jessica, Damion, and Casey.
Four choices.
When you first met your partner,
were you more attracted to them,
were they more attracted to you,
was it love at first sight, or were there no sparks at all?
Headphones on.
This is a hard one.
You have to answer first. Let's go.
All right. So I think--
- [laughs] - Why you laughing?
I didn't even give you the answer.
'Cause I want you to go back to high school youth group.
Go ahead.
Can I answer?
[laughter] - Straight up.
I think there were no sparks at all.
That is not what I would've said.
Dang. What would you have said?
- I was more interested in you. - Yeah?
I was 14. I didn't know.
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
The innocence part was a little--
it was a little baked into there.
- We would have lost. - We would have lost bad.
And you were close to 14, too, at the time, right?
[laughter] - 15. Yeah.
I think for the viewers at home,
it will be important for everyone to know that.
- Similar age group, yes. - Okay, thank you.
I'm just thinking--I'm just looking out for you guys.
I'm like, "This is gonna be on TV."
Straight up.
All right, David, what will Casey say?
She was more interested in me.
She was more interested in you?
How do you know this?
I was also running the TV show
that she was an actress on,
which seemed like a horrible idea for me
to get into a relationship
with one of the people on the show.
So there was, like, apprehension.
There was an apprehension.
All right, headphones off.
Welcome back.
- Hi. - Hi.
Good to be here. [laughter]
This is tough.
So I met David auditioning for him.
So I ultimately slept my way to the middle.
[laughter] And--
Hey, we are...
[laughter] - Yes!
We're slightly above the middle.
Yeah. Upper middle, upper middle.
We operate in that area.
I think I was more attracted to him
than he was into me.
I pursued him for quite some time
in a manner that's embarrassing and sad when I look back.
Then I had to sleep with people to try to make him jealous.
So I slept with a writer
and he was like, "I'm not jealous."
And then I slept with a director, "Not jealous."
And then an actor, and then he was like,
"All right, let's go together."
[laughter] That's, I think--
As a writer, I can say no one is jealous
of anyone who's sleeping with the writer.
That's right. [laughter]
Well, I appreciate the honesty,
and it got you a point, so you're on the board.
[bell dinging] - Thank you. Okay, great.
Got it? - You got it!
[all cheering]
All right, Sydel.
- After our first date... - Okay.
I was more attracted to him
because then every other text message was,
"Okay, are you gonna ask me to be your girlfriend?
Are you gonna ask me to be your girlfriend?"
And then take till my 22nd birthday,
drunk in my bathroom crying to my roommate.
- I've been there. - Yeah.
"Why doesn't he like me?"
And then a week later,
he asked me to be his girlfriend.
So I'm gonna say I was more interested in him.
Okay. All right. Let's see what he says.
I think in the beginning, I was more attracted to her,
but I think in turn, she was more attracted to me
because she had a breakdown on her birthday
because she was upset that I took "too long"
to ask her out to be in a relationship together.
Okay. So what's your answer?
- So I think-- - All of the above?
I'm gonna say everything,
but I'm gonna go her more attracted to me.
[bell dinging] - All right, you get the point.
Shit! [laughter]
Attaboy!
Niecy.
This is tricky because we first met
in social media.
And in social media,
I feel like there were no sparks at all.
And we were friends for, like, four and a half years.
And then we went to go eat crabs and drink wine,
and I looked at her like I never
saw her before a day in my life.
I was like, "Who are you, sweet thang?"
First of all, that sounds like a great time.
- Hello! - Some crab and some wine?
- Yes. - Sign me up.
I looked at her and I was like, "What"--
My eyes just came out like, "Awooga!"
And I was like,
"Why do I feel like I've never seen you before?"
So no sparks at all.
We were friends for four and half years.
But after that, I was on it like a cheap suit.
[laughter]
All right, let's see what she says.
So when you and Niecy first met...
So there was no love there.
I mean, we loved each other,
but we weren't in love.
I loved her as, like, you know, my friend
and a person, but--
What answer are you rocking with?
There was no love there
in the beginning because we were friends.
Okay. [bell dings]
You get the point. - Wow!
[applause]
Okay. So... - Oh, we're all done.
Stephen, what's that score looking like?
High-five.
I hit the bell a bunch of times.
So everybody got one. Everybody got one.
You're all on the board, so--
One, one, one, one, one, one. [all cheering]
So let's go ahead and swap those headphones.
So, Sydel, David, and Niecy, this next question is for you.
If your partner discovered you built a secret room
behind a bookcase in your home,
what would be in it?
Headphones on. [laughter]
- These are getting harder. - Yeah.
All right, Damion, I'm coming for you first.
Wait, can I get a drink real quick?
Oh, absolutely, you can get a drink.
- Can I get a double? - Anybody else need a refill?
- Bartender. - I'ma go basic.
I'ma go makeup. Straight.
- All right. - You know, she just--
Straight up. Here's that drink.
I feel like you might need it. - The just in case drink.
Oh, just in case. Yep, say less.
All right, Sydel, what would be in that room?
He thinks I have a fetish for mirrors.
I'm not good with artwork around the house.
Like, I don't know what art is, really.
So I think mirrors look good.
Because you're the art?
Basically. [laughter]
It'd be a room full of mirrors.
Yeah, maybe.
[buzzer blares]
Ugh! That's a really hard question.
It might be-- might add it to his answer.
It makes sense. - It makes sense.
He said makeup. - Oh.
You'd have a room full of makeup.
I don't have to hide it.
[laughter]
All right, Jessica, what would be in that room?
Oh, shit. [laughter]
This is tough 'cause my wife likes--
- It's a tough one. - All the fancy things.
Shoes and wigs.
If I had to pick between the two, wigs?
She'd probably have a secret wig room.
All right, let's see what she says.
I was jamming to some Brandy, y'all.
- Ooh. - You found her.
[laughter] - I'll tell you what happened.
So earlier, said they wanted
to get Brandy to record the theme song.
Oh.
But then--so they said, "But we couldn't find her,"
and we were like, "What does that mean?"
That's her best friend. [laughter]
No, dogs, literally. - That's my best friend.
- It is? - Yeah.
Oh, my--can you ask her
if she can do the song?
Yes. [laughter]
I will FaceTime her after this.
Oh, my God! Look at that. All right.
So if you had a secret room, what would be in it?
So I went and did another show,
and some of my hair came up missing at the show.
Then I went, came back home, and I think my daughters came
and stole some more of my hair out of my room.
So I would probably have a vault
with nothing but beautiful wigs.
Oh, my God, if you didn't say that, I'ma be mad.
[bell dinging] - You cannot make this up.
[laughter and cheering]
Okay, Niecy, what would be in Jessica's secret room?
Kush. [laughter]
A vault of it. - A little dispensary.
And--yeah.
- Facts. - Yeah?
All right, Casey.
So, okay, if I were to build--
and I know it's about him-- it would be a panic room.
I just wanna let everyone know that.
- Smart. - I watch too much true crime.
But for David, he has an obsession--
it is beyond anything you can imagine--
obsession with Bruce Springsteen,
but I guess if I had to encapsulate it in one word,
it--is there such thing as a Bruce Springsteen room?
- Yes. - Yeah.
There is now.
Maybe Bruce will be in there as well.
- Yes. - Let's see what he says.
She keeps trying to get us to get a panic room.
I'm like-- - Yeah, we can't afford it.
Okay, go on. [laughter]
I'm sorry!
I'm working as hard as I can. Get you your panic room.
I want the finer things, like my panic room.
If I had a room, I think I know
what she would say, which is correct.
A bed and cheeseburgers and a television?
No? [buzzer blares]
- No! - What?
- That's your answer? - We have that room!
That's our bedroom! [laughter]
She said you would have
a room full of Bruce Springsteen...
- Stuff. - Stuff.
- And maybe him too. - Time to be alone with Bruce.
both: Time with Bruce. - I'm sorry.
So there was an option to pick a famous person
to have in the room?
That is a ridiculous question! [laughter]
No, no, no,
a place to go and listen to Bruce
and just be among Bruce.
I just listened to Bruce Springsteen here
on a television show with the headphones on.
I don't need a secret room to do it.
I listen in my car too.
What would be in your room? I think I know.
Well, go ahead and tell us.
All of the things from As Seen On TV.
Boom! [laughter]
- It is his dream in life. - That's it.
I don't know how you've been managing your money,
but I feel like you could afford that.
[laughter] If I'm being honest.
Let's get that score 'cause things are heating up.
Well, we got a new leader.
Niecy and Jessica have two points.
Our other beautiful couples have one,
but there's still plenty of time in this.
So this next question is worth two points.
Oh, Lord.
You're going to draw your answers on these boards
that Stephen's gonna hand out.
Thank you.
So this question is gonna be
from the perspectives of Casey, Jessica, and Damion, okay?
All right.
What was the most memorable body part
from the first time you met your partner?
Please draw your answers.
We're gonna lose this.
Let's see. All right, so who's--
Come on, think.
- I'm drawing you. - You're drawing me?
- Yes. - All right.
- Damn, this is hard! - This is--
Casey, I'm gonna start with you.
- Okay. - Let's see it. What is it?
It's a small but precise drawing--
- Small? - Of pillow lips.
- Pillowy lips. - Pillowy lips.
Pillow lips? I've never heard of this before.
All right, let's see. Let's see.
- Oh, no! - What'd you draw?
We're all looking at your lips.
- Your whole face? - My face.
Whole face?
[laughter] [buzzer blares]
It's really good.
- That is pretty good. - My lips are on my face.
Okay, he went to art school, but it's not about that.
[laughter] - Ooh, damn.
[buzzer blares] - What?
All right, so no points on this round for you,
but there's still opportunity.
Sydel, flip that board. Let's see.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared. Let's see it.
Lips.
Okay, we've got a theme going on here.
We got a theme here.
All right, Damion, let's see it.
I put her eyes.
Her eye-- it's a whole face, but--
No, but I know-- I tried to draw--
- It's the whole face too. - Sydel.
Look at the little button nose.
And it's all teeth, no lips. [buzzer blares]
[laughter]
I love her teeth too.
- You drew a bunch of teeth. - Lot of teeth.
Do you wanna get married?
He drew everything but the lips, basically.
We're in the boat.
The good news is, you and David matched.
- Yeah, me and David are bros. - Yeah.
All right, Niecy.
So when JB saw me, she liked that I was short.
But short is not a body part. - Okay.
I drew my lips outside my mouth
because she always say, "What up, lips?"
[laughter] And so--
We're 3 for 3 with lips.
- Oh, you say it. - What's up, lips?
Nah, you ain't saying it like you say it.
Don't try it.
Anyway, I hope you got this right.
- [sighs] - What did you put?
Titties! It's titties. [laughter]
You don't even-- you don't even like titties!
- It's titties. - Whoo!
You don't even like titties like that.
- Yes. - But she noticed 'em.
- Oh, my God. - You know what's so crazy?
Nobody got the points this round.
Yay! [buzzer blares]
Niecy, Niecy, Niecy.
[laughter]
- Lips, lips, lips. - Lips.
All right, just for fun, let's see how we did.
I said first time was your eyes
'cause we were in a--
we were in youth group and it was in the pews.
So I was like, "Oh, she got pretty eyes."
I made a secondary answer
'cause the rest of the time, it's your feet.
I didn't know you could draw feet.
[laughter]
That's great. - That's nice, right?
I said lips too.
[laughter]
We all said lips.
Oh, my goodness. All right.
This next question is for the whole shebang,
'cause this next question is worth three points.
- Oh, that's the winner. - Oh, my God.
Everybody still in it right now.
So give us the scores, Stephen.
The score is the exact same as round two.
So that really means that anybody
could take it this round.
It's really up in the air.
This is a round that we call the Naked Truth.
We have never seen the question,
and so I can't be held accountable
for what's on this card.
- Oh, God. Okay. - All right?
I don't wanna hear their answers.
- Oh, no. - Oh, yes.
- [laughs] - Come on.
All right, this question is gonna be
for Casey, Damion, and Jessica.
Niecy, Sydel, and David,
you're doing a post-game interview
for the last time you had sex.
How would you describe it?
"We left it all on the court."
"We came out of the locker room strong."
"It wasn't pretty, but a win is a win."
Or "You could've heard a pin drop."
- [laughs] - Headphones on.
- I put them on? - Yes.
Damion. - Ah, shit.
[laughter] - Shit.
Well, it's not the pin drop one.
Mm-hmm.
You know, performer.
Stephen, do you need some headphones?
I'm done. I'm done. I'm gone. [laughter]
Hey, can you get me a drink?
Call me when y'all done with this one.
Can you get me a drink?
Call me when y'all done with this.
Can you get me a Jack?
Excuse me, sir. You're the host.
So the first one was, left it all out there.
So it's kinda teetering in between
the "left it all out there" and the other one.
Obviously, pregnant with baby,
not trying to, you know, hurt baby boy.
That's not cool.
[laughter]
So came out the locker room strong.
Yeah. Took care of business.
Okay. Did you hear that?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
Went to sleep. [laughter]
All right, let's see what she says.
Woke up the next day.
Okay. Let's see what she says.
Sydel, welcome back. You look so mortified.
- I'm scared. - It's okay.
Is there--bartender, can I get another--
Okay, for three points and the lead.
Most of the time
because I'm pregnant, it's not pretty
but we get it done.
Last time, I mean, it was pretty good,
if I do say so myself.
I'm giving myself a pat on the back.
We came out of the locker room strong.
God damn! [bell dinging]
- Score! - [indistinct]
You're in the lead.
Chest bump. Chest bump. Ah!
But that could change in just a second.
Ah, shit.
- Casey, I'm coming for you. - Fuck.
[laughter]
If you get this right, you'll tie the game.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
I could be embarrassed here, so I'm just gonna say...
Go for it.
We left it all out on the field.
- Okay. - I'm scared of that answer,
and if that's not what he says,
I want everyone to know I'm very strong in that area.
[laughter]
So you left it all on the court.
Why is that your choice?
I just felt like for where we're at in our lives,
we have two kids, I felt--
I felt it was a strong performance.
[laughter] - Okay, let's see.
It wasn't pretty, but we got the win.
[buzzer blares] - Oh.
Okay, we heard it.
[laughter] - That was impressive.
That was a little extra long.
She said you left it all on the court.
Do you know what that means?
Sorry. - Yes.
She said--she said she feels like the last time,
it was, like, a really good go.
It was really great. And you're saying...
[laughter] It wasn't.
It's important that it's also clear
that I enjoy having sex with my wife.
[laughter] - Thank you! Thank you.
And so I thought that question was about
how she thought I did... - Uh-huh.
In the sack that night, and I was shit-faced.
So I thought she was gonna say that it wasn't great,
but I got the job done, which maybe it came off
as if I thought she wasn't great at sex.
- Thank you. - She's terrific.
The body part question, I would've said ass,
but I didn't-- [laughter]
Well, listen, Damion and Sydel have four.
I thought that's what you would've said.
Niecy and Jessica have two,
which means if they get this right,
they'll win the game.
All right, no pressure.
- We left it all on the court. - Yeah?
That's it.
All right. Niecy, you're up.
And I've gotta tell you, this is for the win.
Here's what I'm gonna say about that.
both: Okay.
You did the majority of the work.
I did.
And when it comes to that,
she always get it--
[chuckles] It be tight and right.
What's the answer? Wait, what-- [laughter]
[indistinct] ready to go right now.
She left us. You left us for a second.
[laughter] - I did what?
I mean, there's a room upstairs.
- Come on back. - Oh, no.
- You wanna hear the choices? - We--wait, no.
She was in the bed
when the people knocked on the door upstairs.
So was it-- - I got beds in the room.
Wait, it happened upstairs?
What? [laughter]
That's that newlywed life right there.
That is that newlywed life.
All on the court.
That's your answer?
God, please, leave it all on the court.
You win the $20,000 for your charity.
I leave it all on the court.
[laughter]
Now they about to go back upstairs.
Oh, she gonna get it so good tonight.
It's going down. Yeah.
[laughter]
Congratulations.
- All right. - Oh, boy.
Now you have a chance to win an extra $5,000
if you can play a little game
we like to call Beat the Currys.
So here's how it's gonna work.
Five rapid-fire questions,
blindfolded, with martini drinks
to represent each of us.
Whoever gets the most questions right wins.
If we win, you all get money for your charities.
- Oh. - Okay, okay.
So you know who to root for.
All right, Casey and David,
are you ready to read us those questions?
- Ready. - Ready.
All right. In three, two, one.
Who makes a better first impression?
[buzzer blares]
Damn it.
Who is better at planning surprises?
[bell dings]
Who is the messy one?
[bell dings]
Who initiated the first kiss?
[bell dings]
And who's better at dirty talk?
Oh. [buzzer blares]
- [laughs] - Oh my God.
What?
First of all, we got three points.
- Okay, okay. - There's still a chance.
Still a chance. Still a chance.
- Come on, y'all. - Come on.
I'm definitely better at that.
Only in one circumstance.
Pictures, text messages. What--
- That's 'cause I ask for it. - Ooh.
- And what have you sent me? - You don't ask.
- Can I have a drink? - Wow.
- You don't ask. - You don't ask.
That's the reason
why we don't have four points instead of--
I thought you about to say four kids.
[laughter]
That's when I'm like, "Get to it then."
Headphones off.
All right, you guys,
you have to beat three to get the money.
Babe, we got this.
- Okay. - Let's see what happens.
All right, in three, two, one.
Who makes a better first impression?
[bell dings]
Who's better at planning surprises?
Ooh.
[bell dings]
Who's the messy one?
[bell dings]
Who initiated the first kiss?
Ah, I think my wife did.
- Wait, no. - Oh!
But I already drank outta me.
She did. She did. She can't see it.
Baby, you gotta drink. You can't talk.
Who's better at dirty talk?
- Dang. - Well, damn!
5 for 5? [laughter]
- Hold my things. - We got you. We got you.
Hold on, stay there.
- Are you serious? - You got that one?
I got yours.
- Y'all got 5 for 5. - Sheesh.
We got all five right?
You got all five,
which means you get the extra 5 for your charity.
It must be the newlywed bliss.
Y'all go back upstairs, man. Y'all get upstairs.
So let's cut these cameras off
and get the real party started, all right?
[all cheering]
[chatter]
Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - That was really good.
- Honestly. - That was crazy.
I am so happy that you got to hear your sister
and brother-in-law talk about sex tonight.
I did not--I don't have that same emotion and reaction, no.
I mean, it was nothing too personal.
- Really awkward. - Nothing too deep.
It's just, you know, it's--
Nothing a brother should hear.
The game revealed a lot about both of us,
namely that my husband is terrible at game.
And why did you not know that I was talking about--
- The girls? - Yeah.
Apparently, everybody likes lips.
I thought that's what you like.
Well, I do love your lips.
But you love my nips and my lips.
Lips and your tips.
[laughs]
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