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♪ You better pose for me
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I like that one.
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Thank you. And this fit?
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You're giving me Johnny Cash
and I'm taking all of it in.
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Thank you.
- Minus the musical talents?
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You have musical talents.
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Mm-mm, no. I love you.
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both: Hello!
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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We have cocktails,
mocktails,
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whatever you like.
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So anyway, we're Asians,
and so we had to study.
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We studied, so I know
your favorite color is green.
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It's not.
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I didn't know it was dressy
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I'm just being
extra tonight.
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To an amazing night
full of competition
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and getting to know each other
a little bit better.
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all: Cheers.
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Don't take this personal
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- Let's go. Let's go.
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♪ About last night ♪
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Welcome, let's do it.
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- Yes.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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Welcome, everybody.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
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So there just so happens to be
a really sexy bartender
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back there named Stephen.
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- Shmexy.
- I'm married to him.
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[laughter]
So if you need any drinks
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or anything throughout
the night just let him know
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and he'll be more than happy
to get it to you.
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- Amazing.
- All right.
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I'm excited to meet you guys
so much,
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so thank you for being here
tonight.
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Bobby!
- Hello.
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We've loved you on "MADtv."
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You're a hilarious comedian.
- Thank you.
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Khalyla,
you are a well-known YouTuber
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and you both cohost your
podcast, "TigerBelly."
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- We do.
- Love it.
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Anna.
- Yes.
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We've loved you in
the "Pitch Perfect" franchise.
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- Oh, thanks, guys.
- Michael, you're an incredible
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singer/songwriter and drummer.
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Loni--
- Come on with it.
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Loni, I'm so excited
to see you.
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We see each other
quite a bit considering.
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Yes.
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You are the daytime
Emmy-winning
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cohost of "The Real."
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- Yes.
- And James, you're such
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an accomplished actor.
- Yes.
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I'm so excited to have you
on the show tonight.
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- We got this.
- Whoo-whoo!
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All right, let's get
into this first question.
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All right.
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This question is gonna
be for Bobby,
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Anna, and James.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay? For one point.
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Which movie title
best describes
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your first date?
- Mm.
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"Love Story,"
"It's Complicated,"
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"Never Been Kissed,"
or "Free Willy?"
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- Whoo-whee.
- Headphones on.
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[laughs] Oh, no.
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What if it's a couple of them?
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Okay, how would you describe
our first date?
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It's definitely "Love Story"
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because we were out on
Hollywood Boulevard
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kind of seeing the sights.
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It was like,
"Let's go get some coffee.
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"Let's do some dancing.
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Let's walk down
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- Ooh.
- So we did a bunch of, like,
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vignettes of everything that we did.
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So it was perfect.
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Like a "Love Story"
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I gotta be honest.
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We would have gotten this
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I would have said
"It's Complicated" because
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what you consider to be
our first date,
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that technically wasn't a date.
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- That was a date.
- That was two church friends
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hanging out.
- You picked me up.
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[laughter]
- Ooh. Church friends?
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Two church friends
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- Did you hear that?
- That sounds nice.
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It's a Tyler Perry movie,
then.
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It was like a Tyler Perry
movie.
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You know, honestly, I didn't
know he had feelings for me.
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Well, I'm glad it happened or
we wouldn't be on this show.
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All right, Khalyla,
which movie title
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will Bobby say best describes
your first date?
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A thousand percent
"Free Willy."
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- [laughs]
- A thousand percent.
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No doubt in my mind.
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If anyone knows anything
about Bobby,
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he'll free his willy for
not me,
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for just about everyone.
[laughter]
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So that's just
how the date went.
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How did you both meet?
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God, I hate this story
so much
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because I feel like it cheapens
the relationship,
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but we met right when
Tinder started.
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- Got it.
- He was my first and only date
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and I kinda wish I burned
more rubber on Tinder.
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I kinda wish it didn't
work out.
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All right,
let's see what he says.
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I wanna know how you would
describe your first date.
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Yeah.
I was born "Free Willy"
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in the sense that, like, I've
always been free inside my--
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I'm naked a lot.
- Yeah.
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So, um, you know what?
I'm gonna go "Free Willy."
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[bell dings]
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- You get a point!
- Yeah!
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[laughter]
Oh, yeah.
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In your faces.
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Not your willy, though.
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Oh, not my willy.
Not my willy.
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Ha!
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Michael, which movie will
Anna say
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best describes your first date?
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Well, our friendship
for seven years
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was complicated because
she was married.
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- Okay.
- [laughs] So there is
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the "It's Complicated" part.
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She also had, like, a first
date "no free willy" policy.
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But luckily for me,
she broke it.
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- Mm.
- So that was good.
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And she's a big fan of romance.
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So I'm gonna go
with "Love Story."
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- Aww.
- That was, like, four answers
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wrapped into one.
- I had to wrap it all up.
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Okay. All right.
Let's see what she says.
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Okay, well, "Free Willy,"
I could say that,
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but I'm not going to 'cause,
like, my parents are watching.
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[laughter] Let's see.
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And "Never Been Kissed"--
uh, no.
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I'm gonna go with "Love Story"
I think
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because it's, like,
just the most romantic ever.
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You get the point.
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- [gasps] Oh, yay.
- So sorry to her parents.
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No. Oh, God. Okay.
That's okay.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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- All right, Loni.
- I met him online.
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and so I was scared
to meet him.
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I'm gonna meet him,
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but I wanna meet him
in a public place.
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So I had to go to a red carpet.
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So I said, "Well, if I meet him
at a red carpet,
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and if he crazy,
then I can get rid of him."
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So I had to walk the red carpet
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and somehow he got on
the red carpet.
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And I said,
"He's a monster, right?"
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I'm like, "How did he get on
the red carpet
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and he ain't have
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But he talked the guard so much
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"Just go on the red carpet"
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'Cause he just talks to people.
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So I would say our first date
was complicated.
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Amazing. All right,
let's see what he says.
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Oh, man. That was Aretha.
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- [laughs]
- "It's Complicated."
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- Why is it complicated?
- Why?
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When we met
and we started texting
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and we started talking
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it's like, I asked her,
"What do you do?"
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And she said "I'm a comic."
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So I said, "Oh, how cute.
She probably does the open mic
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down at the corner, you know?
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It all went over my head.
- [laughs]
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Well, then she wanted us
to meet at a premier,
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which, I love premiers,
you know?
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- He's doing the whole story.
- Yeah.
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But then I realized
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she's on a show called
"The Real."
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So that's why I say
"It's Complicated"
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because I had no idea
what was going on.
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[bell dinging]
- It's complicated.
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- It's complicated.
- Yeah.
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- You get a point.
- Dang.
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We was the only ones
that got it wrong?
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We are the only ones
that got it wrong, babe.
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Everyone's tied with a point.
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I think it's time to swap
these headphones.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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All right. So Michael, Loni,
and Khalyla,
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this next question is for you.
- Oh, my gosh.
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And remember,
the winner tonight
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gets $20,000 for the charity
of your choice.
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- Okay.
- Ready? Question two.
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If you add up the IQs
of your three best friends
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and of your partner's
three best friends,
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which group is smarter?
Headphones on.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, Anna,
I'm coming for you first.
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God. I think he's gonna
say mine.
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I think he's gonna say mine.
- Okay.
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Just because I think he's
gonna be a gentleman about it
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and just say mine and be nice.
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- Smart. Smart.
- 'Cause he's a gentleman.
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All right,
let's see what he says.
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Headphones off.
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I'm gonna have to say--
reluctantly,
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'cause I don't know how this
is gonna play for me later--
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Right. It's for charity.
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- That my friends are smarter.
- Your friends?
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My friends.
[buzzer blares]
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Oh, no.
- [laughs]
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I thought, okay, that--
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I thought--what the hell?
I'm just kidding.
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[laughter]
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No, no. I just was saying that
maybe you were gonna be
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a gentleman about it,
but you weren't.
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You weren't a gentleman.
It's okay.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Your friends are very smart.
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- All right, James.
- Kay.
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She has some wicked smart
people
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that she works with
in the industry.
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But I'm gonna say mine
even though--
250
00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,336
and I only have two really
smart friends.
251
00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,796
That kind of makes up
for the other idiots
252
00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,464
I hand around with.
- Oh.
253
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,925
But one of them
is a neurophysicist at UCLA.
254
00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,468
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
255
00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,512
Any time we have any
questions about the pan--
256
00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,431
anything, you know,
I'll call Andrew.
257
00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,809
So I'm gonna go with mine.
258
00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,477
Okay.
Let's see what she says.
259
00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,354
- Dangerous. Dangerous.
- Wish me luck.
260
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,814
All right, Loni.
261
00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,691
Now, I know he only got
about two friends.
262
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,693
[laughter]
263
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,112
His best friend out of
the whole world, Andrew,
264
00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:49,780
who is the physicist.
265
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,283
So I think that kind of, like--
that supersedes
266
00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,034
my three friends...
- Okay.
267
00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,912
Because if I had to go to
advice, I would go to Andrew.
268
00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:59,623
- Okay.
- So I would have to say
269
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,709
maybe his friends.
- Okay.
270
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,043
You couldn't have got that
answer
271
00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:04,628
any more right.
[bell dinging]
272
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,755
- Oh, okay!
- Whoo!
273
00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:09,091
- You get the point.
- Oh.
274
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,592
- Bobby.
- This is a no-brainer.
275
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:11,969
Okay. All right.
Lay it on me.
276
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,512
All right, so I have a friend
277
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,723
that still eats his boogers.
[laughter]
278
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,266
For fun.
279
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,184
- This is for real?
- Yes.
280
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:22,062
And he's in his 40s.
He cups his farts and he'll--
281
00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:23,814
at dinner, right?
- Oh, God.
282
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,482
He's never read a book,
right?
283
00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,652
She has a friend that
works for NASA, okay?
284
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,488
I only have one friend.
That's the fart guy, right?
285
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,906
[laughter]
286
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,450
I don't have friends
with the Ivy Leagues.
287
00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:37,036
She's got real brains
in her side.
288
00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:39,371
So it's definitely her friends,
not mine.
289
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,623
[laughter]
- Nice.
290
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,208
[laughter]
291
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,377
I gotta be honest,
the last time I heard about
292
00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:48,297
somebody cupping their farts,
I swear I was, like,
293
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,174
eight years old.
[laughter]
294
00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,885
- Exactly.
- Disgusting.
295
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,803
Let's see what she says.
296
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,681
Khalyla, headphones off.
- Yeah, yeah.
297
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,641
This is the easiest game
I've ever played.
298
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,477
[laughter]
- Why?
299
00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:03,395
- Oh, my God.
- He has friends
300
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,189
that still
light their farts on fire.
301
00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,274
[laughter]
- Khalyla, I like your energy.
302
00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:08,817
[bell dinging]
- You get the points.
303
00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,611
[applause]
- Yeah. Whoo!
304
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,905
- Nice.
- Thank you, babe.
305
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,282
What's it like when your two
groups of friends get together?
306
00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,909
They don't.
307
00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,535
- Really?
- There's no crossing.
308
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,912
Yeah. Yeah.
- Really?
309
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,247
- There would be a riot.
- Oh, my goodness.
310
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,666
Oh, I love it. All right.
What's the score?
311
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,086
The score right now,
we have Bobby and Khalyla
312
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,587
with two points.
- Okay.
313
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,256
We have Anna and Michael
with one point
314
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,133
and James and Loni
with two points.
315
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,927
So it's anybody's game
right now.
316
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,720
There's still
a lot of game to play.
317
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,013
- We gotta come back.
- All right.
318
00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,431
And for this next question,
319
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,767
Stephen is going to pass out
some boards,
320
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,936
because you're actually gonna
draw your answers.
321
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,646
- That is correct. Yes.
- No.
322
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,314
You're the biggest loser
already.
323
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,233
Everybody's drawing.
324
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,068
It's arts and crafts.
So cute.
325
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,528
These are really nice,
gold-plated,
326
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,987
like, things happening.
Thank you.
327
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,656
Ain't nothing but
the finest for you.
328
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,741
- I love this.
- This question is going to be
329
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,577
from the perspectives
of James, Bobby, and Anna.
330
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,997
And this question is worth
two points.
331
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,835
In the movie "Freaky Friday,"
the two main characters
332
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,337
famously swapped bodies.
333
00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:14,508
If you and your partner
swapped bodies for a week,
334
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,302
what would be the first body
part you would touch?
335
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,096
- Mm. Mm.
- [laughs]
336
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,098
Babe, should we give this
a shot?
337
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,809
Yeah, I got two extra boards
and a pen over here.
338
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,644
- I wanna be in your body.
- You're in my body?
339
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,979
- Yeah.
- Okay.
340
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,689
I can't wait to see yours,
Ayesha.
341
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,859
All right. I'm gonna come
to your first, Khalyla.
342
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,653
It's not gonna look like one,
but this is a foot.
343
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,989
- You would touch his foot?
- Left foot.
344
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,158
For reasons you could
never imagine.
345
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:40,284
Tell me.
346
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,743
So I don't have
a foot fetish...
347
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,328
- Okay. Okay.
- Surprisingly enough.
348
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:48,667
But Bobby has a notoriously
fungus-riddled left foot
349
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,920
that he refuses to treat.
- Okay.
350
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,298
And I would give anything--
351
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,842
- You're wearing sandals?
- To take a Brillo pad
352
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,386
and just scrub the shit
out of that foot.
353
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,221
- Got it.
- Because he refuses to get
354
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:02,723
treatment for
his athlete's foot
355
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,641
because he says,
"scratching is a hobby."
356
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,185
- Got it.
- [laughs]
357
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,187
You raising your hand.
You got something to say?
358
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,730
- That's not--
- Bobby.
359
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,482
Your Honor, Your Honor, I--
360
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:12,941
may I rebuttal, Your Honor?
361
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,568
- Yes.
- Okay. All right.
362
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,863
I'm addicted to the relief
I get from itching.
363
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,281
Oh.
364
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,116
I'm gonna scratch it
for the rest of my life
365
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,576
'cause it feels so good.
366
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,203
If I had the option
to amputate, I would.
367
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,038
Let me see what's
on your board, Bobby.
368
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,165
It's a foot.
- [laughs]
369
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,625
[bell dinging]
- It's a foot.
370
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,376
- Glad that's over.
- Yeah. Yeah.
371
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,712
Well, I'm glad you guys
got those points
372
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,882
for all that stuff going on
over there in the foot.
373
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,884
- Michael.
- Oh, God.
374
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,178
- Let me see the board.
- I think it's just
375
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,597
what I would imagine a girl's
first--
376
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,391
- [laughs] Hey girl.
- First instinct would be.
377
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,143
Hey girl.
- Don't show it. Don't show it.
378
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,229
And it's--
no, it's not a flag.
379
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,522
- Yeah.
- It's not a flag.
380
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,024
- [gasps]
- I would--I would guess.
381
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,901
- What is that?
- What is that, a gun?
382
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,569
I know. It's--
[laughter]
383
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:58,654
Clearly a penis.
384
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,614
That's not that bad. Not bad.
385
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,616
I tried to do
the Mars Bar vein.
386
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,909
[laughs]
387
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,577
You did a very, like,
detailed--
388
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,371
- All right. Let's see.
- It's very one-dimensional.
389
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,747
Let's see.
390
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,290
Mine--because my parents
are watching--
391
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,960
it's a little censored,
but it's the same.
392
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,921
Ah.
[bell dinging]
393
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,549
That's for two points.
- We're loving it.
394
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,343
Yeah, you'd free that willy,
wouldn't you?
395
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,678
Yeah, the answer
is "Free Willy."
396
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,096
Great movie.
It was a great movie
397
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:25,597
and a great night.
- All right, Loni.
398
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,183
Let's see it. It's a booty?
399
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,769
- He would grab my ass.
- [laughs]
400
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,104
Straight up like that.
401
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,147
- James. James.
- Uh-oh.
402
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,899
It's some titties.
- What?
403
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,151
That is a booty.
- That booty has nipples.
404
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,320
[laughter]
405
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,780
James.
[buzzer blares]
406
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,323
Quit trying to cheat, Loni.
407
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,992
You know we're not gonna win
that way.
408
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,077
- Oh, my God. Yes.
- So no points this round,
409
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,247
But there's still opportunity.
Babe, let's see it.
410
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,000
I struggle with that,
'cause I was--
411
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,751
I like when you touch my chest,
412
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,795
and so maybe you would wanna,
like, do that
413
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,380
when you get inside of my body.
414
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,007
- Aww.
- But I did like, my chest--
415
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,883
I definitely drew a penis.
416
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,052
- I knew that's what--
- But I can't draw.
417
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,887
So don't judge it.
[laughter]
418
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,472
- Okay, my bad.
- Good job.
419
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,807
Great job.
420
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,767
- That's meaty.
- All right.
421
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,060
What's the score?
422
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,812
Bobby and Khalyla
have four points.
423
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,314
They are in the lead.
424
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,690
- Whoa.
- Not bad.
425
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,692
Anna and Michael,
trying to make a comeback.
426
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,235
They have three points.
- Yeah. Yes.
427
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,029
And Loni and James have two.
428
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,198
I feel like we're winning but
we're losing at the same time.
429
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,700
[laughter]
430
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,285
So it's truly anybody's game
431
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,330
because this next question
is worth three points.
432
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,998
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
433
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,333
This is what we call
"The Naked Truth."
434
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,834
- Uh-oh.
- And it's a question
435
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,377
that I've never seen before.
436
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,921
It hasn't gotten mine
or Stephen's approval
437
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,673
and it's always a surprise
to us.
438
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,134
- Okay.
- So we cannot be held liable.
439
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,011
I was handed this before
and have not looked at it
440
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,013
until just now.
- Okay.
441
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,683
All right. This question will
be from the perspectives
442
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,728
of Khalyla, Michael, and Loni.
443
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,063
Okay.
444
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,856
Both of your parents
are visiting,
445
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,608
and while you and your partner
446
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,444
are enjoying your special
time together,
447
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,613
the door suddenly opens.
448
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,448
Who would have been worse
to see
449
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,158
on the other side of the door:
450
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,328
your parents
or your partner's parents?
451
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,829
[laughs]
452
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,873
Headphones on.
- Okay.
453
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,958
All right. Who would have
been worse to see
454
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,043
on the other side of the door?
455
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,586
Definitely your parents,
456
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,588
'cause I feel like there was
once upon a time.
457
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,048
- Oh, shoot.
- Yeah.
458
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,758
- Oh, you're right.
- Where I was, you know--
459
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,259
I was nervous for
a half a second.
460
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,054
Oh, my God.
I would have said your parents
461
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,014
because our bedroom was
upstairs
462
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,891
and the guest bedroom
was right below it
463
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,227
and I had too much whiskey
that night.
464
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,188
- Oh.
- I lost my mind for a second.
465
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,648
And the next morning,
466
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,775
she sends him a text.
I'm still in the room.
467
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,360
We didn't soundproof
the house before they stayed.
468
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,070
His mom sends him a text
and she goes,
469
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,488
"I don't know whether to be
grossed out
470
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,448
or whether to give you
a cheer."
471
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,033
[laughter]
472
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,285
Needless to say, I, like,
went straight to Best Buy
473
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,913
and got a TV for the guest room
that day.
474
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,997
That morning.
475
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,708
So freaking embarrassing.
476
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,167
- Yeah.
- Oh, gosh.
477
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,585
All right, James.
478
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,254
Well, I'm gonna say my mom.
479
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,840
One time my son was staying
with me
480
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,842
and he was out in the living
room.
481
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,760
And he came home drunk
with his girlfriend.
482
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,262
And my mom was down the hall
483
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,763
'cause I was taking care of her
for a while.
484
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,557
And she didn't only come out,
485
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:16,268
she stood here and let her eyes
adjust to the dark
486
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,561
to figure out
what was going on.
487
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,062
It was so embarrassing.
488
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,440
So I think it would be
pretty bad if my mom...
489
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,233
Okay. This is for the lead.
490
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,776
Loni, no pressure.
491
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,112
Who's worse to see on the other
side of that door?
492
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,115
My mama would probably wanna
join us if she saw.
493
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,951
[laughter]
So...
494
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,745
I would say his mother.
495
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,246
[bell dinging]
- That's three points
496
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,832
for the lead!
- [exclaims]
497
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,376
- Makes up for mine.
- All right.
498
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,171
Well, nobody wants anybody's
parents to walk in on them
499
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,672
doing any of the stuff.
- No.
500
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,174
I think that Michael here
501
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,969
is going to say my dad.
- Yeah?
502
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,889
And Mom's, like,
that's, like, bad.
503
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,974
That's really bad.
So I think he might say that,
504
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,559
- Okay.
- You can take them off.
505
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,103
Let's see what he says.
Now this is for the lead.
506
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,148
Well, the first time
I met her dad
507
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,150
he took us on a long stroll
508
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,027
through a big wilderness area.
- [giggles]
509
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,488
And I was like, "Oh, this is
where he would bury me."
510
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,657
[laughter]
Beautiful, but I--
511
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,284
I don't want to do anything
weird...
512
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,161
- Last thing you ever see.
- To be buried out here
513
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,537
in this wilderness.
514
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:20,332
And so I don't wanna see
Mr. Tom Camp
515
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,958
when we are both naked.
516
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,502
[bell dinging]
- That's three points
517
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,253
for the lead.
- Yeah!
518
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,963
- Yes.
- Yes, baby.
519
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,256
Nice job.
- Bobby.
520
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,258
- Hello.
- You can take the game
521
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,636
right here right now,
right in this moment.
522
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,554
This is a complicated
question because
523
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:37,432
I don't think she would mind
with any of our parents.
524
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,184
- Really?
- Yeah, not really.
525
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,519
'Cause I think
they would cackle
526
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,145
'cause I have a funny body,
you know?
527
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,772
I'm shaped like a scallop.
528
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,774
You know what I mean?
- Like a scallop?
529
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901
Yeah, like a floating sea
thing.
530
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,194
You know what I mean?
531
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,862
So they would get a giggle,
you know?
532
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,531
A scallop with a foot fungus.
533
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,616
[laughter]
534
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,742
Yes.
535
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,160
That's just my, you know--
536
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,620
that's my hook,
you know what I mean?
537
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,038
That's my deal.
538
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,915
But I'm gonna say the most
embarrassing thing
539
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,542
would be my mom. My parents.
- Really?
540
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,043
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, Khalyla.
541
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,546
No pressure.
No looking at each other.
542
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,590
Let's put a gap.
Scooch over just a little bit.
543
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,552
And I'm having you do that
because this is for the game.
544
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,178
Oh, shit.
You guys got it right?
545
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,596
- Yes.
- Everyone got it right.
546
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,599
I don't want
any communication,
547
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,518
any energies being transferred.
548
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,978
Or fungus transfer.
549
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,397
[laughs]
No fungus being transferred.
550
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,023
You got it, K. Come on.
551
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,568
So my parents are oddly--
552
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,028
they would probably be
very amused.
553
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,073
He's 5'3". I'm 5'8".
- Mm-hmm.
554
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,117
There's a whole lot
of climbing happening.
555
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,536
[both laugh]
- I'm like a spider monkey.
556
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,954
I just climb it,
you know what I mean?
557
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,289
You sure you're 5'3"?
558
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,499
Loni, relax, okay?
559
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,209
Go to IMDB, all right?
560
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,336
[laughter]
- Okay.
561
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,171
- Wikipedia it, or--
- Yes.
562
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,257
We're very deep
into the roleplay.
563
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,550
For example...
- Oh.
564
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,634
Yeah, real deep.
565
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,760
He's been--we do, like,
566
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,095
century-based roleplay,
567
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,055
so we've lived in the 1800s.
568
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,473
Yeah.
569
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,559
He's been an aristocrat
and I'm a shoemaker.
570
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,060
- We've never done that.
- Uh...
571
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,937
Or sometimes
she's churning butter.
572
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,272
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
573
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,107
- No, for real?
- Churning butter--yeah.
574
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,985
And I'm an aristocrat.
[laughter]
575
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,280
I'm knocking door-to-door
with my clogs making tools
576
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,866
and I offer him a clog.
And he's the--
577
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,618
- This is really hot.
- Yeah, he's--
578
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,369
[laughter]
579
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,371
So I'm sizing
his fungus-riddled foot.
580
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,373
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
581
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,710
So I think because my parents
are so fucking weird,
582
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,337
that they would
get a laugh out of it.
583
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,380
- Okay.
- Therefore, it wouldn't be
584
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,633
weird for them to watch
585
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,385
an unfortunate event
take place.
586
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,763
I do think, however,
while I think your mom
587
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,973
is kind of a wild lady...
- She's wild.
588
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,808
I think that
she'd be really disappointed
589
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,019
in the fact that
he's kind of a bottom.
590
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,312
- Oh, my!
- Okay.
591
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,730
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[laughter]
592
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,190
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- I knew it!
593
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,734
I knew you were a bottom!
- 'Cause I'm lazy!
594
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,653
It has nothing to do
with anything else, okay?
595
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,280
I can be top, all right?
[laughter]
596
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366
I can be top.
I won't demonstrate.
597
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,992
I'm not gonna demonstrate.
- Let's see.
598
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,161
- All right, I'm just saying.
- It's HBO, you're good.
599
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,245
You can do whatever you want.
600
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,748
I'll do three!
[laughter]
601
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,793
I'll do three, okay?
602
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,711
I'm so sorry.
- No, it's fine.
603
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,254
- [laughs]
- So just answer
604
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,673
so we can win this thing.
- Okay, sorry.
605
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,216
In a roundabout way,
I want to say
606
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,259
that I would be mortified
to see his mother.
607
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,594
Yes.
[bell dings]
608
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,762
- We got it?
- Okay, you guys...
609
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,930
Wow.
610
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,765
- That is...
- Perfect!
611
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,017
That is a scalloped
foot fungus
612
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,477
three thrusts for the win!
613
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:32,190
- Yay!
- You are tonight's winners.
614
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,817
[laughter]
615
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:38,113
You get $20,000
for your charity tonight.
616
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,198
I want to thank
all of our couples
617
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,827
for being so amazing tonight,
but the game's not over
618
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,121
because we like
to sweeten the pot
619
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,998
and want to give you
the opportunity
620
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,042
to win $5,000 more
for your charity
621
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,128
in a game we call
"Beat the Currys."
622
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,462
I would love
to beat the Currys.
623
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:55,588
- Ooh!
- Okay.
624
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,965
[laughter]
625
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,468
Ooh, that--
that sounds freaky.
626
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,262
You ain't a bottom
on that one, I tell you.
627
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,223
[laughter]
628
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,226
"Beat the Currys."
629
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,479
If I beat Steph I be in it?
630
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,106
Listen, listen,
here's how it works.
631
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,735
Five rapid fire questions,
blindfolded,
632
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,738
with martini drinks
to represent each of us.
633
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,532
Whoever gets
the most questions right wins.
634
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,285
If we win, you all get money
for your charities.
635
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,078
If you win,
you get $5,000 more.
636
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:32,584
Loni and James, we can start
in three, two, one.
637
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:36,379
Okay, who gives better gifts?
638
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,422
[bell dings]
639
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,175
Who has better style?
640
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,801
[bell dings]
641
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:45,764
Hm, who talks more
during a movie or TV show?
642
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,140
[bell dings]
Ooh, okay.
643
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,600
[bell dings]
644
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:53,146
Who is more likely
to want to go to Burning Man?
645
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,522
[buzzer]
646
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,774
Okay, last one.
647
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,651
Baby, you know
what Burning Man is.
648
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,612
- Last one.
- It's an activity.
649
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,530
[chuckles] Who is more likely
650
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,909
to wake up the other for sex?
651
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,286
Yes, yes.
[bell dings]
652
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,080
Yes!
653
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,082
I'm so proud of you.
654
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,541
- Whoo!
- Okay, all right.
655
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,085
Four is not bad.
- That's not bad.
656
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,461
- That's not bad.
- All right, all right.
657
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,214
Headphones off, blindfolds on.
658
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,217
So we got four out of five.
Four is the number to beat.
659
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,761
It's Bobby's on the right,
Khalyla's on the left.
660
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,346
- Yeah.
- Got it? Here we go.
661
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,974
Who gives better gifts?
662
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,392
[bell dings]
663
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,395
Who has better style?
664
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,855
[bell dings]
665
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:40,068
Who talks more
during a movie or TV show?
666
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,319
[bell dings]
667
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,403
Who is more likely
668
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,073
to want to go to Burning Man?
669
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,574
[bell dings]
670
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:51,037
Who is more likely
to wake the other up for sex?
671
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,748
[bell dings]
- Oh, they got 'em all!
672
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,543
Oh! They got 'em all!
- How'd we do?
673
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,336
Get rid of--take the drinks!
Take the drinks!
674
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,672
[laughter]
675
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:03,675
Thank you.
- So, Bobby and Khalyla,
676
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:08,012
you get $25,000
for your charity.
677
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,641
- Great job.
- You beat us.
678
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,060
We've had so much fun with
all of our couples tonight.
679
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,187
I want to thank you all so much
and remind you that
680
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,273
even if you didn't win tonight,
we still win
681
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,650
'cause we're going home
with one another,
682
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,610
with the person that we love.
all: Aww!
683
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,613
What do you say
we cut off all these cameras
684
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,865
and get the real party started?
685
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:29,242
all: Yes!
- Let's do it!
686
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,702
Let's do it!
687
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,328
Thank you so much.
688
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,621
- That was so good!
- That was so fun, dude.
689
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,206
Thank you so much
for having us on.
690
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,708
That was so cute!
691
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,626
He spent 30 minutes
leading up
692
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,086
to us shooting the episode
693
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,213
trying to pick
a "Pitch Perfect" song
694
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,717
that we could prove to you
that we could harmonize.
695
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,135
What would you do?
What would you do?
696
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,803
James, we talked about this.
697
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,221
My ass is what you like.
698
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,556
Well, now you know
I like your boobs
699
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:52,557
as much as your butt.
700
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,892
We got beat by Bobby.
701
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,102
I've never felt so good
being a loser.
702
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,521
I mean, I'd only wanna lose--
703
00:23:58,605 --> 00:23:59,898
You're the most
beautiful loser
704
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,232
I have ever seen in my life.
705
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,151
- Oh, our room is here.
- Oh, we're here!
706
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,069
People don't need to know
about my foot, you know?
707
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,989
And all the other guests
are, like, walking away from me
708
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,575
like they could catch it,
like it's Covid or something.
709
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,952
On the car ride over,
we said, "You know what--"
710
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,204
This is our room.
Where are you going?
711
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,414
- Oh, fuck.
- All right.
712
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:19,751
Anyway, um,
don't ever have us on again
713
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:23,630
'cause we're gonna win
every time.
714
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,132
- "Fungus de Bobby."
- Yes.
715
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,760
And "Titties de Loni."
716
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,387
- [laughs]
- Beautiful.
717
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:34,098
[snapping]
718
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,892
Can we--how long
do we have this room?
719
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,936
How long--how long
do we have this?
720
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,271
Is this--about a hour?
721
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,693
[upbeat hip-hop music]
722
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:52,867
♪ ♪