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♪ You better pose for me one time ♪
[camera shutter clicks] I like that one.
Thank you. And this fit?
You're giving me Johnny Cash and I'm taking all of it in.
Thank you. - Minus the musical talents?
You have musical talents.
[playing piano melody] - ♪ About last night ♪
- [laughs] - [hums to melody]
Mm-mm, no. I love you.
[sultry music]
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both: Hello!
- Hello. - Hello.
We have cocktails, mocktails,
whatever you like. - Cool, thank you so much.
So anyway, we're Asians, and so we had to study.
We studied, so I know your favorite color is green.
It's not. [laughter]
[camera shutter clicks]
- Yay. - Welcome to the party.
- You're gonna love them. - Hi.
How are you? Hi. [camera shutter clicks]
- How are you doing? - Look at you.
I didn't know it was dressy and fancy.
I'm just being extra tonight.
To an amazing night full of competition
and getting to know each other a little bit better.
all: Cheers. - Yay.
Don't take this personal when we beat y'all.
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♪ Don't hold back ♪
♪ I wanna know ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Please share ♪
♪ Come with the facts ♪
♪ Bare your soul ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Come with the facts ♪
- Let's go. Let's go. - Come on in.
♪ About last night ♪
Welcome, let's do it.
- Yes. - Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
Welcome, everybody.
Make yourselves comfortable.
So there just so happens to be a really sexy bartender
back there named Stephen.
- Shmexy. - I'm married to him.
[laughter] So if you need any drinks
or anything throughout the night just let him know
and he'll be more than happy to get it to you.
- Amazing. - All right.
I'm excited to meet you guys so much,
so thank you for being here tonight.
Bobby! - Hello.
We've loved you on "MADtv."
You're a hilarious comedian. - Thank you.
Khalyla, you are a well-known YouTuber
and you both cohost your podcast, "TigerBelly."
- We do. - Love it.
Anna. - Yes.
We've loved you in the "Pitch Perfect" franchise.
- Oh, thanks, guys. - Michael, you're an incredible
singer/songwriter and drummer.
Loni-- - Come on with it.
[laughter]
Loni, I'm so excited to see you.
We see each other quite a bit considering.
Yes.
You are the daytime Emmy-winning
cohost of "The Real."
- Yes. - And James, you're such
an accomplished actor. - Yes.
I'm so excited to have you on the show tonight.
- We got this. - Whoo-whoo!
[exclaims]
All right, let's get into this first question.
All right.
This question is gonna be for Bobby,
Anna, and James. - Okay.
- Okay? For one point.
Which movie title best describes
your first date? - Mm.
"Love Story," "It's Complicated,"
"Never Been Kissed," or "Free Willy?"
- Whoo-whee. - Headphones on.
[laughs] Oh, no.
What if it's a couple of them? [laughs]
Okay, how would you describe our first date?
It's definitely "Love Story"
because we were out on Hollywood Boulevard
kind of seeing the sights.
It was like, "Let's go get some coffee.
"Let's do some dancing.
Let's walk down the Hollywood Walk of Fame."
- Ooh. - So we did a bunch of, like,
vignettes of everything that we did.
So it was perfect.
Like a "Love Story" type of first date.
I gotta be honest.
We would have gotten this wrong.
I would have said "It's Complicated" because
what you consider to be our first date,
that technically wasn't a date.
- That was a date. - That was two church friends
hanging out. - You picked me up.
[laughter] - Ooh. Church friends?
Two church friends hanging out?
- Did you hear that? - That sounds nice.
It's a Tyler Perry movie, then.
[laughter]
It was like a Tyler Perry movie.
You know, honestly, I didn't know he had feelings for me.
Well, I'm glad it happened or we wouldn't be on this show.
[laughter]
All right, Khalyla, which movie title
will Bobby say best describes your first date?
A thousand percent "Free Willy."
- [laughs] - A thousand percent.
No doubt in my mind.
If anyone knows anything about Bobby,
he'll free his willy for not me,
for just about everyone. [laughter]
So that's just how the date went.
How did you both meet?
God, I hate this story so much
because I feel like it cheapens the relationship,
but we met right when Tinder started.
- Got it. - He was my first and only date
and I kinda wish I burned more rubber on Tinder.
I kinda wish it didn't work out.
All right, let's see what he says.
I wanna know how you would describe your first date.
Yeah. I was born "Free Willy"
in the sense that, like, I've always been free inside my--
I'm naked a lot. - Yeah.
So, um, you know what? I'm gonna go "Free Willy."
[bell dings]
- You get a point! - Yeah!
[laughter] Oh, yeah.
In your faces. [laughter]
Not your willy, though.
Oh, not my willy. Not my willy.
Ha!
Michael, which movie will Anna say
best describes your first date?
Well, our friendship for seven years
was complicated because she was married.
- Okay. - [laughs] So there is
the "It's Complicated" part.
She also had, like, a first date "no free willy" policy.
But luckily for me, she broke it.
- Mm. - So that was good.
And she's a big fan of romance.
So I'm gonna go with "Love Story."
- Aww. - That was, like, four answers
wrapped into one. - I had to wrap it all up.
Okay. All right. Let's see what she says.
Okay, well, "Free Willy," I could say that,
but I'm not going to 'cause, like, my parents are watching.
[laughter] Let's see.
And "Never Been Kissed"-- uh, no.
I'm gonna go with "Love Story" I think
because it's, like, just the most romantic ever.
You get the point. [bell dings]
- [gasps] Oh, yay. - So sorry to her parents.
No. Oh, God. Okay. That's okay.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
It's fine. It's fine.
- All right, Loni. - I met him online.
and so I was scared to meet him.
I'm gonna meet him,
but I wanna meet him in a public place.
So I had to go to a red carpet.
So I said, "Well, if I meet him at a red carpet,
and if he crazy, then I can get rid of him."
So I had to walk the red carpet
and somehow he got on the red carpet.
And I said, "He's a monster, right?"
I'm like, "How did he get on the red carpet
and he ain't have no credentials or anything?"
But he talked the guard so much that the guard just said,
"Just go on the red carpet" like that.
'Cause he just talks to people.
So I would say our first date was complicated.
Amazing. All right, let's see what he says.
Oh, man. That was Aretha.
- [laughs] - "It's Complicated."
- Why is it complicated? - Why?
When we met and we started texting
and we started talking on the phone,
it's like, I asked her, "What do you do?"
And she said "I'm a comic."
So I said, "Oh, how cute. She probably does the open mic
down at the corner, you know?
It all went over my head. - [laughs]
Well, then she wanted us to meet at a premier,
which, I love premiers, you know?
- He's doing the whole story. - Yeah.
But then I realized
she's on a show called "The Real."
So that's why I say "It's Complicated"
because I had no idea what was going on.
[laughs]
[bell dinging] - It's complicated.
- Yeah.
- You get a point. - Dang.
We was the only ones that got it wrong?
We are the only ones that got it wrong, babe.
Everyone's tied with a point.
I think it's time to swap these headphones.
- Yes. - Okay.
All right. So Michael, Loni, and Khalyla,
this next question is for you. - Oh, my gosh.
And remember, the winner tonight
gets $20,000 for the charity of your choice.
- Okay. - Ready? Question two.
If you add up the IQs of your three best friends
and of your partner's three best friends,
which group is smarter? Headphones on.
Oh, my God.
All right, Anna, I'm coming for you first.
God. I think he's gonna say mine.
I think he's gonna say mine. - Okay.
Just because I think he's gonna be a gentleman about it
and just say mine and be nice.
- Smart. Smart. - 'Cause he's a gentleman.
All right, let's see what he says.
Headphones off.
I'm gonna have to say-- reluctantly,
'cause I don't know how this is gonna play for me later--
Right. It's for charity.
- That my friends are smarter. - Your friends?
My friends. [buzzer blares]
Oh, no. - [laughs]
I thought, okay, that--
I thought--what the hell? I'm just kidding.
[laughter]
No, no. I just was saying that maybe you were gonna be
a gentleman about it, but you weren't.
You weren't a gentleman. It's okay.
- Oh, my gosh. - Your friends are very smart.
- All right, James. - Kay.
She has some wicked smart people
that she works with in the industry.
But I'm gonna say mine even though--
and I only have two really smart friends.
That kind of makes up for the other idiots
I hand around with. - Oh.
But one of them is a neurophysicist at UCLA.
- Oh, wow. - Okay.
Any time we have any questions about the pan--
anything, you know, I'll call Andrew.
So I'm gonna go with mine.
Okay. Let's see what she says.
- Dangerous. Dangerous. - Wish me luck.
All right, Loni.
Now, I know he only got about two friends.
[laughter]
His best friend out of the whole world, Andrew,
who is the physicist.
So I think that kind of, like-- that supersedes
my three friends... - Okay.
Because if I had to go to advice, I would go to Andrew.
- Okay. - So I would have to say
maybe his friends. - Okay.
You couldn't have got that answer
any more right. [bell dinging]
- Oh, okay! - Whoo!
- You get the point. - Oh.
- Bobby. - This is a no-brainer.
Okay. All right. Lay it on me.
All right, so I have a friend
that still eats his boogers. [laughter]
For fun.
- This is for real? - Yes.
And he's in his 40s. He cups his farts and he'll--
at dinner, right? - Oh, God.
He's never read a book, right?
She has a friend that works for NASA, okay?
I only have one friend. That's the fart guy, right?
[laughter]
I don't have friends with the Ivy Leagues.
She's got real brains in her side.
So it's definitely her friends, not mine.
[laughter] - Nice.
[laughter]
I gotta be honest, the last time I heard about
somebody cupping their farts, I swear I was, like,
eight years old. [laughter]
- Exactly. - Disgusting.
Let's see what she says.
Khalyla, headphones off. - Yeah, yeah.
This is the easiest game I've ever played.
[laughter] - Why?
- Oh, my God. - He has friends
that still light their farts on fire.
[laughter] - Khalyla, I like your energy.
[bell dinging] - You get the points.
[applause] - Yeah. Whoo!
- Nice. - Thank you, babe.
What's it like when your two groups of friends get together?
They don't.
- Really? - There's no crossing.
Yeah. Yeah. - Really?
- There would be a riot. - Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I love it. All right. What's the score?
The score right now, we have Bobby and Khalyla
with two points. - Okay.
We have Anna and Michael with one point
and James and Loni with two points.
So it's anybody's game right now.
There's still a lot of game to play.
- We gotta come back. - All right.
And for this next question,
Stephen is going to pass out some boards,
because you're actually gonna draw your answers.
- That is correct. Yes. - No.
You're the biggest loser already.
Everybody's drawing.
It's arts and crafts. So cute.
These are really nice, gold-plated,
like, things happening. Thank you.
Ain't nothing but the finest for you.
- I love this. - This question is going to be
from the perspectives of James, Bobby, and Anna.
And this question is worth two points.
In the movie "Freaky Friday," the two main characters
famously swapped bodies.
If you and your partner swapped bodies for a week,
what would be the first body part you would touch?
- Mm. Mm. - [laughs]
Babe, should we give this a shot?
Yeah, I got two extra boards and a pen over here.
- I wanna be in your body. - You're in my body?
- Yeah. - Okay.
I can't wait to see yours, Ayesha.
All right. I'm gonna come to your first, Khalyla.
It's not gonna look like one, but this is a foot.
- You would touch his foot? - Left foot.
For reasons you could never imagine.
Tell me.
So I don't have a foot fetish...
- Okay. Okay. - Surprisingly enough.
But Bobby has a notoriously fungus-riddled left foot
that he refuses to treat. - Okay.
And I would give anything--
- You're wearing sandals? - To take a Brillo pad
and just scrub the shit out of that foot.
- Got it. - Because he refuses to get
treatment for his athlete's foot
because he says, "scratching is a hobby."
- Got it. - [laughs]
You raising your hand. You got something to say?
- That's not-- - Bobby.
Your Honor, Your Honor, I--
may I rebuttal, Your Honor?
- Yes. - Okay. All right.
I'm addicted to the relief I get from itching.
Oh.
I'm gonna scratch it for the rest of my life
'cause it feels so good.
If I had the option to amputate, I would.
Let me see what's on your board, Bobby.
It's a foot. - [laughs]
[bell dinging] - It's a foot.
- Glad that's over. - Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you guys got those points
for all that stuff going on over there in the foot.
- Michael. - Oh, God.
- Let me see the board. - I think it's just
what I would imagine a girl's first--
- [laughs] Hey girl. - First instinct would be.
Hey girl. - Don't show it. Don't show it.
And it's-- no, it's not a flag.
- Yeah. - It's not a flag.
- [gasps] - I would--I would guess.
- What is that? - What is that, a gun?
I know. It's-- [laughter]
Clearly a penis.
That's not that bad. Not bad.
I tried to do the Mars Bar vein.
[laughs]
You did a very, like, detailed--
- All right. Let's see. - It's very one-dimensional.
Let's see.
Mine--because my parents are watching--
it's a little censored, but it's the same.
Ah. [bell dinging]
That's for two points. - We're loving it.
Yeah, you'd free that willy, wouldn't you?
Yeah, the answer is "Free Willy."
Great movie. It was a great movie
and a great night. - All right, Loni.
Let's see it. It's a booty?
- He would grab my ass. - [laughs]
Straight up like that.
- James. James. - Uh-oh.
It's some titties. - What?
That is a booty. - That booty has nipples.
[laughter]
James. [buzzer blares]
Quit trying to cheat, Loni.
You know we're not gonna win that way.
- Oh, my God. Yes. - So no points this round,
But there's still opportunity. Babe, let's see it.
I struggle with that, 'cause I was--
I like when you touch my chest,
and so maybe you would wanna, like, do that
when you get inside of my body.
- Aww. - But I did like, my chest--
I definitely drew a penis.
- I knew that's what-- - But I can't draw.
So don't judge it. [laughter]
- Okay, my bad. - Good job.
Great job.
- That's meaty. - All right.
What's the score?
Bobby and Khalyla have four points.
They are in the lead.
- Whoa. - Not bad.
Anna and Michael, trying to make a comeback.
They have three points. - Yeah. Yes.
And Loni and James have two.
I feel like we're winning but we're losing at the same time.
[laughter]
So it's truly anybody's game
because this next question is worth three points.
- Oh, my God. - Okay.
This is what we call "The Naked Truth."
- Uh-oh. - And it's a question
that I've never seen before.
It hasn't gotten mine or Stephen's approval
and it's always a surprise to us.
- Okay. - So we cannot be held liable.
I was handed this before and have not looked at it
until just now. - Okay.
All right. This question will be from the perspectives
of Khalyla, Michael, and Loni.
Okay.
Both of your parents are visiting,
and while you and your partner
are enjoying your special time together,
the door suddenly opens.
Who would have been worse to see
on the other side of the door:
your parents or your partner's parents?
[laughs]
Headphones on. - Okay.
All right. Who would have been worse to see
on the other side of the door?
Definitely your parents,
'cause I feel like there was once upon a time.
- Oh, shoot. - Yeah.
- Oh, you're right. - Where I was, you know--
I was nervous for a half a second.
Oh, my God. I would have said your parents
because our bedroom was upstairs
and the guest bedroom was right below it
and I had too much whiskey that night.
- Oh. - I lost my mind for a second.
And the next morning,
she sends him a text. I'm still in the room.
We didn't soundproof the house before they stayed.
His mom sends him a text and she goes,
"I don't know whether to be grossed out
or whether to give you a cheer."
[laughter]
Needless to say, I, like, went straight to Best Buy
and got a TV for the guest room that day.
That morning.
So freaking embarrassing.
- Yeah. - Oh, gosh.
All right, James.
Well, I'm gonna say my mom.
One time my son was staying with me
and he was out in the living room.
And he came home drunk with his girlfriend.
And my mom was down the hall
'cause I was taking care of her for a while.
And she didn't only come out,
she stood here and let her eyes adjust to the dark
to figure out what was going on.
It was so embarrassing.
So I think it would be pretty bad if my mom...
Okay. This is for the lead.
Loni, no pressure.
Who's worse to see on the other side of that door?
My mama would probably wanna join us if she saw.
[laughter] So...
I would say his mother.
[bell dinging] - That's three points
for the lead! - [exclaims]
- Makes up for mine. - All right.
Well, nobody wants anybody's parents to walk in on them
doing any of the stuff. - No.
I think that Michael here
is going to say my dad. - Yeah?
And Mom's, like, that's, like, bad.
That's really bad. So I think he might say that,
- Okay. - You can take them off.
Let's see what he says. Now this is for the lead.
Well, the first time I met her dad
he took us on a long stroll
through a big wilderness area. - [giggles]
And I was like, "Oh, this is where he would bury me."
[laughter] Beautiful, but I--
I don't want to do anything weird...
- Last thing you ever see. - To be buried out here
in this wilderness.
And so I don't wanna see Mr. Tom Camp
when we are both naked.
[bell dinging] - That's three points
for the lead. - Yeah!
- Yes. - Yes, baby.
Nice job. - Bobby.
- Hello. - You can take the game
right here right now, right in this moment.
This is a complicated question because
I don't think she would mind with any of our parents.
- Really? - Yeah, not really.
'Cause I think they would cackle
'cause I have a funny body, you know?
I'm shaped like a scallop.
You know what I mean? - Like a scallop?
Yeah, like a floating sea thing.
You know what I mean?
So they would get a giggle, you know?
A scallop with a foot fungus.
[laughter]
Yes.
That's just my, you know--
that's my hook, you know what I mean?
That's my deal.
But I'm gonna say the most embarrassing thing
would be my mom. My parents. - Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, Khalyla.
No pressure. No looking at each other.
Let's put a gap. Scooch over just a little bit.
And I'm having you do that because this is for the game.
Oh, shit. You guys got it right?
- Yes. - Everyone got it right.
I don't want any communication,
any energies being transferred.
Or fungus transfer.
[laughs] No fungus being transferred.
You got it, K. Come on.
So my parents are oddly--
they would probably be very amused.
He's 5'3". I'm 5'8". - Mm-hmm.
There's a whole lot of climbing happening.
[both laugh] - I'm like a spider monkey.
I just climb it, you know what I mean?
You sure you're 5'3"?
Loni, relax, okay?
Go to IMDB, all right?
[laughter] - Okay.
- Wikipedia it, or-- - Yes.
We're very deep into the roleplay.
For example... - Oh.
Yeah, real deep.
He's been--we do, like,
century-based roleplay,
so we've lived in the 1800s.
Yeah.
He's been an aristocrat and I'm a shoemaker.
- We've never done that. - Uh...
Or sometimes she's churning butter.
- Yeah. - [laughs]
- No, for real? - Churning butter--yeah.
And I'm an aristocrat. [laughter]
I'm knocking door-to-door with my clogs making tools
and I offer him a clog. And he's the--
- This is really hot. - Yeah, he's--
[laughter]
So I'm sizing his fungus-riddled foot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think because my parents are so fucking weird,
that they would get a laugh out of it.
- Okay. - Therefore, it wouldn't be
weird for them to watch
an unfortunate event take place.
I do think, however, while I think your mom
is kind of a wild lady... - She's wild.
I think that she'd be really disappointed
in the fact that he's kind of a bottom.
- Oh, my! - Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. [laughter]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - I knew it!
I knew you were a bottom! - 'Cause I'm lazy!
It has nothing to do with anything else, okay?
I can be top, all right? [laughter]
I can be top. I won't demonstrate.
I'm not gonna demonstrate. - Let's see.
- All right, I'm just saying. - It's HBO, you're good.
You can do whatever you want.
I'll do three! [laughter]
I'll do three, okay?
I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine.
- [laughs] - So just answer
so we can win this thing. - Okay, sorry.
In a roundabout way, I want to say
that I would be mortified to see his mother.
Yes. [bell dings]
- We got it? - Okay, you guys...
Wow.
- That is... - Perfect!
That is a scalloped foot fungus
three thrusts for the win!
- Yay! - You are tonight's winners.
[laughter]
You get $20,000 for your charity tonight.
I want to thank all of our couples
for being so amazing tonight, but the game's not over
because we like to sweeten the pot
and want to give you the opportunity
to win $5,000 more for your charity
in a game we call "Beat the Currys."
I would love to beat the Currys.
- Ooh! - Okay.
[laughter]
Ooh, that-- that sounds freaky.
You ain't a bottom on that one, I tell you.
[laughter]
"Beat the Currys."
If I beat Steph I be in it?
Listen, listen, here's how it works.
Five rapid fire questions, blindfolded,
with martini drinks to represent each of us.
Whoever gets the most questions right wins.
If we win, you all get money for your charities.
If you win, you get $5,000 more.
Loni and James, we can start in three, two, one.
Okay, who gives better gifts?
[bell dings]
Who has better style?
[bell dings]
Hm, who talks more during a movie or TV show?
[bell dings] Ooh, okay.
[bell dings]
Who is more likely to want to go to Burning Man?
[buzzer]
Okay, last one.
Baby, you know what Burning Man is.
- Last one. - It's an activity.
[chuckles] Who is more likely
to wake up the other for sex?
Yes, yes. [bell dings]
Yes!
I'm so proud of you.
- Whoo! - Okay, all right.
Four is not bad. - That's not bad.
- All right, all right.
Headphones off, blindfolds on.
So we got four out of five. Four is the number to beat.
It's Bobby's on the right, Khalyla's on the left.
- Yeah. - Got it? Here we go.
Who gives better gifts?
[bell dings]
Who has better style?
[bell dings]
Who talks more during a movie or TV show?
[bell dings]
Who is more likely
to want to go to Burning Man?
[bell dings]
Who is more likely to wake the other up for sex?
[bell dings] - Oh, they got 'em all!
Oh! They got 'em all! - How'd we do?
Get rid of--take the drinks! Take the drinks!
[laughter]
Thank you. - So, Bobby and Khalyla,
you get $25,000 for your charity.
- Great job. - You beat us.
We've had so much fun with all of our couples tonight.
I want to thank you all so much and remind you that
even if you didn't win tonight, we still win
'cause we're going home with one another,
with the person that we love. all: Aww!
What do you say we cut off all these cameras
and get the real party started?
all: Yes! - Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Thank you so much.
- That was so good! - That was so fun, dude.
Thank you so much for having us on.
That was so cute!
He spent 30 minutes leading up
to us shooting the episode
trying to pick a "Pitch Perfect" song
that we could prove to you that we could harmonize.
What would you do? What would you do?
James, we talked about this.
My ass is what you like.
Well, now you know I like your boobs
as much as your butt.
We got beat by Bobby.
I've never felt so good being a loser.
I mean, I'd only wanna lose--
You're the most beautiful loser
I have ever seen in my life.
- Oh, our room is here. - Oh, we're here!
People don't need to know about my foot, you know?
And all the other guests are, like, walking away from me
like they could catch it, like it's Covid or something.
On the car ride over, we said, "You know what--"
This is our room. Where are you going?
- Oh, fuck. - All right.
Anyway, um, don't ever have us on again
'cause we're gonna win every time.
- "Fungus de Bobby." - Yes.
And "Titties de Loni."
- [laughs] - Beautiful.
[snapping]
Can we--how long do we have this room?
How long--how long do we have this?
Is this--about a hour?
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