Wait, what are the words again?
♪ Straight up ♪
No, straight like that, no cap.
[playing melody] I wanna know.
[hums along]
♪ About last night ♪
- [laughs] - [hums]
[both laugh]
[notes play] What is happening?
[up-tempo electronic music]
♪ ♪
[glasses clink]
- Happy new year. - What's happening?
So good to meet you. Oh, my goodness.
- Welcome to our humble abode. - Would you like a drink?
- Wow. - [laughs]
Feels good in here like--
- Perfect. - Thanks for having us.
Are you guys already drunk?
- I didn't realize. - I just wanna thank you guys
for being such fierce competitors.
Katie and I never could have won this
without you all. [all laugh]
Damn. They called it already.
So thank you very much.
- Hello. - It is so nice to meet you.
[all speaking at once]
- We did not get the pink memo. - Would you like a drink?
I would love.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
Cheers. Mark was saying, "Cheers to second place."
But I'm gonna say a cheers to a great night
and for everybody having a great time
getting to know each other.
all: Cheers.
♪ I wanna know ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Please share ♪
♪ Come with the facts ♪
♪ Bare your soul ♪
both: ♪ About last night ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Come with the facts ♪
Come on in.
Welcome. Welcome.
- Welcome. - All right.
Make yourselves comfortable.
- Whoo. - Thank you.
We want you to feel like you're at home.
- Ah. - Okay.
It's just like my home. Terry is always in my house.
[laughter]
It's true. It's true. Like, "Hi, guys!"
Becca always matches the couch, too,
which is a real problem.
You should have the drink of your choice next to you.
But if you need anything at all to drink,
Stephen-- - What's good? What's good?
That's my fine bartender back there.
all: Ooh. - Yeah.
I believe you have some champagne.
[gasps] I'll take some champagne, please.
I got you hooked up. I'm on the way. I'm on the way.
Whoo!
Mark, you are a fantastic
filmmaker and actor.
We love you in "The Morning Show."
And Katie, you're an amazing actress and writer
and of course, you starred in "The League" together,
which is so dope.
Thank you for being here tonight.
- Yeah, thank you. - Thank you for having us.
- Ginnifer and Josh. - Hi.
The epitome of a fairy tale. [both laugh]
You guys are the definition of that.
And you actually fell in love filming a fairy-tale show--
"Once Upon a Time." - We did. True story.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thanks for having us.
Terry and Rebecca, thank you so much
for being here tonight. - Hey.
We love you on "America's Got Talent,"
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine," just to name a few.
Rebecca, you're an accomplished
actress, producer, singer-- you do it all.
And on top of that, you've been married
for over 30 years.
- Wow. - Whoa.
All right, let's get into this first question.
This question is worth one point,
and this question is for Katie, Josh, and Terry.
"If you had a warning label attached to you,
"what would it most likely say?
"Explosive when hungry, drowsiness may occur,
"parental advisory: explicit language,
or may have an erection lasting longer than four hours?"
- Ooh. - [laughs]
Headphones on.
And again, these are up for interpretation.
All right, Mark.
Um, she got a dirty mouth.
I mean, it's not clean, you guys.
Our nine-year-old says some things she shouldn't say.
We got a call from school. [laughter]
I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna go with "explicit." - Let's see what she says.
- Headphones off. - Headphones off.
- Yes. - Yay.
If there was a warning label attached to you,
what would it most likely say?
I'm going to say all of those apply...
- Okay. - Except for the erection.
But it's, like, emotionally-- like, I'm emotionally--
I'm emotionally erect.
But I know what Mark will say it is--
that I am drowsy, right?
[buzzer blares]
What? - I went with your language.
No! I'm just fucking shocked.
[laughter]
All right, Ginnifer.
He always has an erection.
Can there be one that's just "all day and all night"?
[laughter]
- Really? - Straight up?
I mean, if he didn't work in New York
for most of the time, I would always be pregnant.
- I love it. All right. - Yeah.
He's ready to go. - Let's see what he says.
Well, I think there's two possible answers.
It's either "explosive when hungry"
or it's the erection,
which is why I'm crossing my legs now.
[laughter]
So erection?
[bell dings]
Yes! - Good thing there's some rooms
upstairs for you two.
It's been addressed.
Josh, why don't you stand up?
Stand up and take a bow.
Let me turn sideways.
He was very excited
that there was a bed in the green room.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, Rebecca.
If Terry had a warning label attached to him,
what would it most likely say?
This is a very, very easy answer for me.
My husband, being Mr. Fitness,
practices intermittent fasting. - Mm.
So he does not eat until 2:00 p.m. every day.
And he gets very... - Is Terry a bitch?
He gets bitchy? - Angry when hungry.
You better run the other way
if you step between him and his meal at 2:00.
- Let's see. Headphones off. - All right.
Already know. It's "explosive when hungry."
All the way. [laughs]
[bell dinging]
I did it, yay!
[laughs]
Mwah. I can be very mean.
All right.
Babe, what are the points looking like?
We have a two-way tie in the lead.
Terry and Rebecca... - Yeah.
Josh and Ginnifer with one point.
- Uh-huh. - Katie and Mark,
you're still in the game. You're all right.
You're still in the game.
I know I'm still in the game. I'm sitting here.
I am still in the game.
Not on the board yet,
but there's plenty of opportunity.
All right, so this question is also worth one point.
And I just wanna remind you,
there's $20,000 on the line for your charities.
Ginnifer, Rebecca, and Mark,
There's a new procedure
that makes you look ten years younger.
- [gasps] - But it makes your partner
look ten years older.
Are you doing it? Headphones on.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
I know. Josh.
What do you think she's doing?
Listen, she's got the best skin in Hollywood, my wife.
But she loves a beauty treatment.
She loves a cream.
So I think she would absolutely do that.
She wouldn't care if I looked 80 years old or not.
Now, if it was up to you,
would you take the ten years for her?
- Yeah, I would. - Yeah?
- Yeah, I would. - All right.
I would. I would.
- Let's see what she says. - [laughs]
Let's see what she says.
- Okay. Okay. - Headphones off.
Oh, fuck yeah, I'd do it.
[laughter]
[bell dinging]
- Without hesitation. - You get a point.
We heard you like creams, lotions, oils.
It's hours-- hours of my evening
that we could be having sex is spent with me applying serums.
That's why I have erections for four hours.
You just gotta wait your turn.
Wait your turn.
He did give you a compliment, though,
when he said you have the best skin in Hollywood.
- Aww. - It's true.
You're kind. That's why you get so much.
Yup.
All right, Terry.
What do you think Rebecca's saying?
She would do it in a heartbeat.
- Yeah? - She would be like,
"Look, honey, you know what?
You already-- you look good already."
She would try to convince me.
"I'll look ten years better.
And, you know, you already look so amazing."
She would lie.
And definitely, I would eat that ten years.
- Okay. - I would eat it.
Rebecca.
Are you making him look ten years older?
Hell yes.
[bell dinging] - I told you. I told you.
♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ - Yes.
Mwah.
How are you convincing him this is okay?
Because I figure he'll find an antidote.
[laughter]
He'll figure out a way to bounce back.
[laughs]
I need all the help I can get,
thank you very much.
No, you don't. You're beautiful.
- Trying to stay that way. - All right, Katie.
What do you think he's doing?
I think it's kind of fucked that I'm the only woman
who gets on this side of the question.
I actually thought that, by the way.
But I'm gonna say something, and I'm--
I think it's quite possible that he is going to lie
and be nice and try and give me what he thinks I want.
But if he were to go with what he actually wants,
He wants me to age gracefully.
He gets like, "I can't wait to see
what you're gonna look like. Don't do anything."
He's like the guy you wanna be married to.
Except that I'm like,
"But babe, my face is literally falling off."
It's, like, sagging everywhere.
So I think that he would take the procedure
for him to go younger and me to go older.
- Amazing analysis right there. - Let's see what he says.
You know, it's kind of a hard--
no fuckin' way am I doing that.
No. - Really?
Never, ever would I ever, ever do that--
make myself look younger to make you look older.
Never, ever, ever, ever. - I love you.
We're losing this whole game. [buzzer blares]
He's even better than what you just said.
Why are you still pressing the button?
Because I just wanted to give them their moment.
He's even better than what she explained.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yes.
So you thought I would do that? - Yeah.
- It was a romantic buzzer. - Yeah, it was.
'Cause I keep saying you want me to look old.
I do, but you don't wanna look old,
and I validate that in you. So--
- That's love. That's love. - That's love.
Aww. [all clapping]
Katie, what if it was the other way around?
- Oh, I would totally do it. - Fuck yeah.
The thing is is that men age beautifully.
- I mean, they really do. - Like, it's--
- Some do. - It's gonna be fine.
I don't worry about this one at all.
- [laughs] - Stephen.
If it's up to me, there's no way I would do it.
- Aww. - Aww.
I already look like I'm 16 anyway.
Exactly. That's what I was gonna say.
If it was up to me, I'm definitely doing it
because you can take the ten years.
[laughter]
You already got the Benjamin Button thing going on.
You don't need it.
Where are we at with these scores?
We are still with a two-way tie in the lead
with two points with Terry and Rebecca
and Josh and Ginnifer. - Okay.
But who's winning in love?
[laughter]
Katie and Mark, the love meter
is through the roof right now.
- That's right. That's right. - Through the roof.
- It's all for charity. - It's all for charity.
So this next question is worth two points.
Terry, Katie, and Josh, this question is for you.
"The best and worst dancing
"always comes out during a wedding.
What is your go-to wedding dance move?"
You're gonna reveal your answer by showing us,
but first we're gonna blindfold you,
and your partner is gonna show us
what they think that dance is.
All right?
So let's get those blindfolds on.
If anybody needs help, let us know.
Stephen can help. - There we go.
I can't see you dance.
Do I look like a superhero in this?
- Yes. - You look so good.
- Thanks. - All right, Mark.
Let's start with you.
I think we should cue that music.
Let's see Katie's go-to dance.
[dance music playing] - Okay. Ready?
Yeah.
Hey.
I like it.
[laughter]
It's the facial expression too.
You're a great dancer, don't worry.
You're a great dancer. You're a great dancer.
I don't know. I'm not gonna do great.
- I love it. I love it. - [laughs]
- Ginnifer. - Oh, dear.
Josh's go-to wedding dance.
[dance music playing]
I think there would be something with, like, a--
And there'd be some kind of, like--going on.
Here.
♪ ♪
- I love you, honey. - Perfect, perfect.
The fact that you guys are still married after that...
[laughter]
It's just wonderful. - Rebecca.
What's Terry giving us at the wedding?
[dance music playing]
[laughter]
What's she doing?
Ahh!
- [laughs] - Yeah, okay.
I love it. I love it.
We know what time it is.
All right, everybody,
you can take your blindfolds off.
The thing is, none of us were hesitant.
We all went up and were like, "I know what the move is.
I know the move." - You guys did it.
Beautiful.
We're gonna start with you, Katie.
- All right. - Let's see that move.
- Here we go. - Cue the music.
[dance music playing]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[bell dinging] - And the arms.
- Is this the face you made? - That's it.
That is the face.
- Really? - Yes.
- Babe. - Aww.
- Come on. - Aww. That's right.
It's the Ally Sheedy from "Breakfast Club."
It's the move. - Yes.
I learned to dance through '80s movies.
'Cause I got it right, now I got a shot tonight, baby.
- Now he gets laid. - Come on!
All right, Josh, you're up.
This is--I mean, I'm usually a car dancer,
so it's usually the waist up only.
But it's probably something-- - Let's get a car in for Josh.
- Let's get a car in for that. - Bring in a car.
So it's probably something like...
A lot of this.
[screams]
A lot of this kind of going on.
Whoo! Yeah!
Oh, yeah! - What do we think?
I think we're all in agreement with this one.
Are we all in agreement? - Was that right?
That was incredible.
- I'm surprised. - This is impressive.
All right, Terry. You're up.
- I have so many moves, so... - All right. Okay.
- I hope I pick the right one. - A page from the catalog.
'Cause we like to start the party.
[dance music playing]
all: Whoa.
♪ ♪
- That is a good robot. - Whoa.
Hon, we have to have a wedding so he can--
- Hey! - Oh, snap.
- Did you do the robot? - No.
- You didn't do the robot? - No.
[buzzer blares] - I did the other move.
How could you not do the robot?
I did your Michael Jackson.
I did your James Brown.
No! I'm the robot!
And the Michael Jackson spin
and the kick. - No!
The robot starts the party! - No!
No! This--oh. - I am the world's best robot.
Okay, you may not have won that round,
but y'all definitely have some moves, so...
I don't think we know each other anymore.
Yes, you do.
[laughs]
Babe, what's the score?
Josh and Ginnifer are the new leaders
with four points in the game. - Whoo-hoo!
Our other couples-- Mark and Katie,
Terry and Rebeca-- have two points each.
So it's anybody's game now. - We're on the board.
I would like to say that Terry and Rebecca
have caught up in the love game.
That's right.
It's truly anybody's game still,
because this next question is worth three points.
Steph, you know, three-pointers
can be very important to a game.
Very important. Very important.
I don't know if you know that.
This round is what we call "The Naked Truth."
I haven't seen this question,
so it could get a little raunchy.
I cannot be held liable.
It was in my back pocket the whole time.
I get to reveal it now. - How's it look?
I get so nervous here. [laughs]
- Oh, no. - Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Jennifer, Rebecca, and Mark,
"If the first time you had sex was the name of a boy band,
"what would it be?
"'NSYNC, 98 Degrees, O-Town,
or 5 Seconds of Summer?"
- [laughs] - Headphones on.
I don't like the way you laughed at that.
Okay, babe.
- All right, so 'NSYNC-- - No. I'ma answer it.
- Oh, so you-- - You have--
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
What you going with?
5 Seconds of Summer.
Oh yeah, it was 1,000%.
Thank God.
- There it is. - All right.
Terry. - I gotta just be real.
Uh, it hurts my feelings,
but it's definitely 5 Seconds of Summer
'cause I was waiting so long.
[laughs] I was waiting to get it.
And on our wedding night,
we were so tired, we didn't even do it.
It's the most exhausting day of your life.
That was so crazy. We were, like, exhausted.
We didn't do nothing. - We didn't either.
We had the whole bubble bath ready and we went to sleep.
And then in the morning,
I was like, "Oh, it's time, boy."
And I was like, "Whoa--okay!"
[laughter]
"Let me get you-- I'ma get you later, though.
"Later, so, oh, in about--
after breakfast it's gonna be good."
- [mouthing words] - Okay, Rebecca.
O-Town. "Knockin' Da Boots."
- No. - Ooh, she--
What a rough ride.
It was 5 Seconds of Summer.
- It's okay. - No, it wasn't 5 seconds.
- [laughs] - She hyping you up, dawg.
- She's hyping you up. Take it. - Don't argue that.
She's hyping you up. - Okay, I am.
But I don't remember that.
I'll take it. - It wasn't 5 seconds.
But I remember I got you later.
- It was just a little-- - I got you later.
Like, a little bumpy down the road.
I hooked you up-- you know, I'll take it.
I'll take it. - It was a little rough.
Maybe I'm mis-- I got confused.
We were, you know, young and--
Oh, we didn't get the points. Damn it.
- Young church kids, you know? - [laughs]
We didn't have no groove.
No points, but you still have your 30-plus years,
so you're all right. You're all right.
- Yeah, we groovin' now. - You found your groove.
- We found our groove. - Katie.
- Yeah. - This is for the lead.
- I'm gonna say 'NSYNC. - 'NSYNC?
Mm-hmm.
Let's see what he says. All right, Mark.
- What's happening? - Oh, I don't know.
What's happening is you have
the opportunity right now to take the lead.
'NSYNC. The moment I met Katie,
the moment I smelled her, the moment she was near me...
- Wow. - You're in the lead.
I was like, "This is my person."
You are in the lead.
- The love meter is--it's back! - Whoo!
It's back.
Oh, sorry, guys.
That's a comeback. That's a comeback.
Now, since then, a dumpster fire.
[laughter]
- All right, Josh. - This is a tough question
because she laughed really hard
when you said "5 Seconds of Summer."
I wanna say O-Town--
definitely from my point of view of it.
[laughter]
But I'm gonna go for 'NSYNC. - Okay.
I just wanna remind you that if you get this right,
you win the game.
This is yours to lose.
If you don't, Mark and Katie win.
- I'm going 'NSYNC. - Are you sure?
- Is it time? - That's my final answer.
Okay, that's your final answer, okay.
Ginnifer, "If the first time you had sex
was the name of a boy band, what would it be?"
I think it was-- I think it'd be 'NSYNC.
- 'NSYNC? - Ahh.
I mean, we disagree about what we did
on our first date before we had the sex, right?
Did you say that part? - No, I didn't say that.
- Oh. [laughs] - I wanna hear about that.
No, I didn't say that, honey.
- Let me hear about that part. - I didn't mention that.
I say we left a movie early to go have sex.
He says that we went to a planetarium
and then we left. - And then we left early.
[laughter]
You think the guy with the 4-hour boner
took you to a planetarium
before he took you home?
This doesn't check out.
They cracked our code.
In fact, it happened when we saw Uranus cross over.
[laughter] [bell dings]
You've won the game.
- Yay! - Whoo!
For Feed the Streets.
You get $20,000 for your charity.
- Yay! - Beautiful.
Well, we like to sweeten the pot a little bit
and give you the opportunity to win 5,000 more
for your charity... - Yes.
In a game we like to call "Beat the Currys."
- That's it. - Okay.
Here's how it works. We're both gonna
answer five rapid-fire questions blindfolded
with martini drinks to represent each of us.
Whoever gets the most questions right wins.
If you win, you get the extra 5 grand for your charities.
If we win, you both get money for your charity.
- [gasps] - Oh, cool.
All right? So you know who to root for.
I never root for the guy with a 4-hour erection.
[laughter]
Like he needs me rooting for him.
He's fine. - All right. You ready?
Headphones on.
Turn that music up. - Done.
Three, two, one, go.
Who's more spontaneous?
[bell dings] - Mm-hmm.
- Who complains more? - Ooh.
[bell dings] - Mm-hmm.
Who cries more during movies?
[bell dings]
Is there any red left?
Who has the crazier family?
[laughs]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[bell dings] - Yup.
Who walks around naked more?
[buzzer blares] - Mm.
That's it. That's it. That's five.
Where am I at when you walking around naked?
[laughter]
Somebody's not paying attention.
- [laughs] - Where am I?
That's not the one you wanted to miss on.
Let me come help you with your drinky-poos.
- Yes, thank you. - You guys did really well.
- Oh, my gosh. - I mean, 80%?
- I'm taking that. - Take those headphones off.
All right, you guys. We got four out of five.
Four is the number to beat.
Orange is Josh 'cause he loves his OJ.
And I'm cranberry 'cause it's the other one.
All right, are we ready?
- Yes. - We're ready.
All right, who's more spontaneous?
[bell dings]
Who complains more?
[bell dings]
Who cries more during movies?
[buzzer blares]
Really?
[laughter]
Who has the crazier family?
- Ooh. - [laughs]
[bell dings] - No offense, Linda.
I love you. - Who walks around naked more?
Oh. [bell dings]
- Oh, it's a tie! - Oh, God.
It's a tie.
How does that work?
- Let's grab their drinks. - Oh, yeah,
by the way, we don't have to torture you anymore.
- Thank you very much. - Take those blindfolds off.
- Okay. - First of all,
the fact that you guys both got 80% on that
is incredible. Like, come on, that's--
I gotta give it up. [applause]
In the event of a tie in this challenge round,
everybody gets money for their charity.
all: Yay!
So you get the 5,000,
and you get money for your charities as well.
That's amazing.
- Everybody wins tonight. - Yay!
You get the money! You get the money!
You get the money! Yeah!
All right, listen.
So even though we've all won tonight,
I feel like we win even more because we get to go home
with the ones that we love.
- Yes. - Aww.
So let's cut these cameras off and get the party started.
- Let's do it. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
That's okay. I'll take four out of five.
- I'm about to go get naked. - Don't get naked here.
Thanks, man. That was so much fun.
You guys are great. - Oh, I like that.
Thank you. I'm matched with her.
I gotta keep up with this one.
[indistinct]
I love it. Thank you very much.
[all speaking at once]
Jennifer and Josh, "Once Upon a Time"
fairy-tale romance.
But they're-- they're some freaks.
Yeah, some closet freaks.
You know, they probably have a lot of costumes to, uh--
to try out while they do it. - [laughs]
[laughs] They're stealing stuff from set.
[laughs]
What?
I apologize that your mom knows a lot more
about our sex life than she probably ever wanted to.
Not only my mother, but a lot of people...
Or just everybody. Yes.
Will know more about my boners.
- Yes. Yes. - O-Town?
You know I was 5 Seconds that night.
- I got confused. No. - I was quick.
I don't even remember. That was 32 years ago.
And then I hooked you up a little bit later.
No, I don't remember none of that.
You were too tired.
What is my wedding dance?
Oh, there's a lot of kicking.
And it's, like, some convulsing.
I'm not, like, Lord of the Dance.
I'm not Michael Flatley out there, I mean, jeez.
I mean, listen. You're no Terry Crews.
You know, but we gonna be back,
and we gon' settle this on this show, okay?
- Yes, we are. - And we gon' come back
and we'll do our homework.
That's what we gotta do.
We'll do some homework right now.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪