[soft music]
Stephen and I invited some of our favorite couples
to have some cocktails and play a game
to see just how well they know each other.
- Hi. - Hi.
- My guy. - Good to see you, bro.
- You look beautiful. - You too.
The winning couple will get $20,000
for their favorite charity.
I can't wait to have a little impromptu date night
and learn about our friends.
Is it your first time on TV? Okay.
You know, I'm always down for a laugh and a drink.
[laughter]
Is this someone's face I should be looking at?
- No. - No. Not someone's face?
It's just a little bitters on the top.
- Are you sure? - Positive.
Does it like a face?
It kind of-- yeah, it kind of--
Bob Costas. [laughter]
- Hi, guys. - Hey.
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Nice to meet you. - Hey. Nice to meet you, too.
- Would you like a drink? - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hi.
Hi.
[upbeat funky music]
♪ ♪
A toast to the game.
- Respect. - Cheers.
Thank you guys for being here.
- Thanks for having us. - Thank you so much.
We all get to be best friends after this, right?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
♪ Don't hold back ♪
♪ I wanna know about last night ♪
♪ ♪
♪ About last night ♪
♪ ♪
[laughter]
Get comfortable. Get comfortable.
- That's on camera. - Hello.
All right, lucky for everybody tonight,
I have one of the finest bartenders in town back there.
- Oh, yeah. - The chef.
Hey, how we doin'?
Anything you need tonight he can make for you.
Just let us know.
Can you refill mine from 30 feet?
From right there, right here. Just hold it right there.
I love it. All right.
Adam, you've kept us laughing for years on your shows,
"Happy Endings" and "Mindy Project."
Yeah, I'm old.
You're not old. [laughter]
And, Daniella, thank you so much for being here.
I hear that you guys are... - Thank you for having me.
High-school sweethearts. both: We are.
So how long has it been?
- Like, 55, 56 years. - You know what?
It'll be 25 years in October.
- Wow. Stack and Tammy. - Hey.
Thank you guys for being here tonight.
- Thanks for having us. - Thank you.
You're part of the Golden State family
and won championship with the Spurs in 2003.
And I hear that you guys recently got engaged.
- Yes. - So congratulations.
Got engaged on my birthday.
- Thank you. - Wow. Yay! I love that!
Malin, you've been a film and TV darling for years
and most recently a badass on "Billions."
Hilarious.
Jack, uber-talented writer and actor.
Thank you guys for being here.
- Thanks for having us. - Thank you.
So, as we know, $20,000 is going to go
to the winning couple's charity.
So here are the rules of the game.
I'm gonna ask you guys a question.
After I read the question, that person will then
put their headphones on, and your partner will answer
in the way that they think you will answer.
Are you ready for the first question?
all: Yes.
Okay, this question is for Daniella, Stack, and Malin.
Okay.
Organizational expert Marie Kondo
famously tells people to only keep items that spark joy.
If you could spark joy for yourself
by sparking one of your partner's outfits on fire,
what outfit would it be?
Headphones on.
Daniella, you're putting the headphones on.
- Adam, switch. - I want to listen to music.
[laughter]
Adam, on that note,
what outfit of yours is she gonna want to spark on fire?
First of all, she has done this before.
One time I was wearing a T-shirt that she didn't like,
and she straight up ripped it off my chest.
Like, ripped it while I was sitting there,
and she said, "You're welcome."
[laughter]
I run in, like, leggings, and she doesn't like them.
[laughing]
And I feel like she would burn those.
This game means nothing to me.
All I want to do
is get out of here without being in the doghouse.
I feel you.
I feel like I've given the best answer possible.
All right. Let's see. Headphones off.
Which outfit of Adam's would you spark on fire?
- All of his Crocs. - [laughs]
And he has this one shirt with a gigantic hole here.
I would burn that to the ground.
That's your answer, and you're sticking with it?
- Yes. - All right.
[buzzer sounds]
- Oh. - I was halfway.
He said his running tights, leggings.
Oh, yeah, those are pretty bad, too.
- Not your Crocs? - No, no.
Do we have to say, like, "Oh, yeah, that's bad, too"?
Like, can we just--can the one answer
just be bad, or do we have to--
I mean, we can put it all out there.
But, unfortunately, you don't get the points this round.
both: That's okay.
But there's still plenty of opportunity.
You know how when you're warming up--
Like, Steph dunks in the warm-ups.
Yeah, you just--you go.
You do stuff you don't do in the game.
[laughter]
No, I'm playing. - I know. I know.
We're best friends still, right?
- Straight up. - We're best friends?
- Build our confidence up. - All right, Tammy.
Any shoes that are flat, he calls them Jesus sandals,
and he absolutely hates them, all of them.
If they don't have a heel,
he's like, "They're Jesus sandals."
Like, gladiator sandals?
No, they're just regular cute sandals
that you guys will wear.
Just comfortable, comfortable sandals, cute blingy sandals.
If it doesn't have a heel they are Jesus sandals
and why am I wearing 'em?
Hilarious. Headphones off. [laughter]
We are curious to know,
which outfit of Tammy's would you want to spark a fire on?
- The see-through tights. - The see-through tights.
Well, they're not supposed to be see-through,
but they're see-through,
and it's these black tights that she wears.
They're just regular black leggings.
She has a million pair of 'em.
They're comfortable.
And she never knows
that they're see-through until I tell her.
They are not see-through. [buzzer sounds]
Hey, they are just black leggings.
- Okay, so no points here. - No points.
But tell him what you said.
I thought it would have been my Jesus sandals, hands down.
Well, I would've said that,
but I gave up on those.
You took me to Bethlehem so many times...
I just let you rock the Jesus sandals.
Hey, I let you go with that. I gave up on those.
I love it. Oh, my goodness.
Still plenty of opportunity... - I gave up on those.
To get points in the next round.
You right, though. You right, though. I hate them.
All right, Jack, last but certainly not least.
All right, I have, like, a gray jumper.
What do you call it here? Sweater?
- Yes. - Yeah, I have a gray sweater
that I think--I don't even know what the pattern is.
It's like a dragon and a wolf on it and some swimming shorts
that she hates as well that are gray.
Okay, so we're covering all the bases here.
We've got shorts. We've got the jumper.
- Yeah. - Which is it?
I mean, if it was me,
I'd say the wolf sweater, from just hearing it.
- Yeah, I think that's the one. - I would go with the shorts.
I would probably say the wolf sweater.
The shorts were the last thing
that she was like, "Don't wear those."
But the jumper comes out--
I'm gonna go with the sweater, the gray.
All right.
I don't even know if it's a wolf and a dragon.
It's something like that.
Whatever it is, it sounds bad.
It sounds really bad. - A pterodactyl.
A pterodactyl grabbing a snake.
The way you're describing it, it sounds horrible.
All right, let's see what she says.
I love it, though.
What of Jack's are you burning?
There are a pair of swim shorts,
or whatever they are, that are made
for five-year-olds but in a man's size.
He looks like he's wearing...
- Are they tight? - Diaper shorts. No.
- They're not tight. - AKA nut huggers.
They're, like-- they're, like--
it looks like something a preschooler would wear.
- Okay. - Nice.
No, it's not nice, it's not nice.
He's got a bubble butt, and it's great.
- Big ass. - What's the other thing?
The other thing is a fucking sweatshirt
that he wears all the time,
also washed-out gray with some shit on it that--
What is on it?
Like, it's pretend wannabe rock and roll.
There might be a skull. There might be an animal.
[laughter] It is so ugly.
And it also reminds me of stuff that my ex-husband would wear.
all: Oh.
Okay, so between the shorts and the sweater,
where are we going?
I think I'll get rid of the PTSD first.
We'll get rid of the sweatshirt,
and then we'll go next to the shorts.
- Good job. - You get some points.
- Nice. - Whoo!
- You get points. - I like that. Well done.
You are on the board. You are on the board.
I will die before that thing gets burned.
The way you described the sweater, it makes me think
you used to be married to Ed Hardy or something.
I know. That's what I was envisioning.
Okay, what's the score, babe?
The bell's only been hit once.
- That was for us? - We've all done real good.
I know. Malin and Jack have one.
Everybody else is still waiting.
But a lot of game, a lot of game.
Here we go. Here we go. Let's get in the game, baby.
So, Tammy, Jack, and Adam,
this next question is gonna be for you.
I want you guys to just keep in mind
that we're playing for the 20 grand
for the charities of your choice.
So here we go.
There's a new reality show called "The Masked Stripper."
- Ooh. - Are you or your partner
more likely to win it?
- [gasps] - Headphones on.
Stack, I'm coming to you first.
She would win it.
I've spent a lot of money at strip clubs.
So I think I'll be better tipping than dancing.
Her. - Wow.
Okay, let's hear what she says. - Know your role.
- Headphones off. - And play it well.
Okay. This new show "The Masked Stripper,"
who's winning--you or Stack?
- Me. - Yeah? Why do you say that?
'Cause I walk around the house naked all the time,
and he always has something to say about it.
[bell dinging] - That nakedness helped.
You got some points. - Oh, yay.
- You're on the board. - Get you a point one time.
- I love it. - I said you.
All right, Malin, I'm coming your way.
This "Masked Stripper" show, who's more likely to win?
- He is. - Really?
Yeah, he actually spent a summer as a stripper.
- Whoa. - He got experience?
Yeah. And guess who taught him how to strip?
His mom. Yeah, yeah.
He comes from a family of four brothers.
Him and his next brother down
both got taught by their mom how to strip.
And his brother went on to be a Chippendale for, like, a year
and do go-go dancing in clubs. - Stop it.
She was teaching him how to strip.
And he was pulling down his pants,
and his brothers walked in, and she's going,
"If you can't keep the rhythm then you can't be a dancer."
And he's trying to do it to the rhythm.
- Wow. - It's amazing.
Yeah, he gave me a strip dance for my birthday.
That's the best story I've ever heard.
I've got myself a stripper. Why do you think I married him?
- That's beautiful. - All right. Headphones off.
So "Masked Stripper," who is winning?
- Me. - Really? Why?
'Cause I used to be a stripper.
[bell dinging]
That was easy. That was easy.
That is amazing.
And I heard taught by the one and only mom.
Yeah, my mom taught me how to strip.
Funnily enough,
two of my other brothers are currently strippers.
I come from a long line of strippers.
And they're real good at it.
It makes for a fun Christmas, you guys.
This is incredible.
That's how I got Malin to want to marry me.
There we go.
Pretty much everything she does is motivated
by getting sex, so... - [laughs]
There we go.
All right. Can we get, like, one or two moves?
Oh.
Worm. Worm. - Work.
Give it to her. Give it to her.
[all shouting]
He is experienced. He is experienced.
He is definitely experienced. He is definitely experienced.
Bartender, Adam needs another drink.
- I got you. - Experienced.
After that, everybody thirsty over here.
All right, Daniella.
That jacket swing was awesome.
You nearly saw my Lululemon pants.
[laughter]
I'm having a great time.
All right, Daniella, "Masked Stripper."
- I would probably do it. - Yeah?
I don't come from a long line of strippers,
but I'd probably do it just for Adam's sheer begging.
Let's see what he says. Headphones off.
[laughter]
Take them off.
Let's get him a drink before he answers. He's scared.
All right, "Masked Stripper."
Though I have caught my wife recently twerking
with my daughter together--
it's, like, a fun thing they do.
- Nice. - Team bonding.
Team bonding in our house is, like, big twerking
with an eight-year-old.
I think I would be the one that would be most likely to do it.
Really? [buzzer sounds]
I think I would do it 'cause she would want me to.
But I think that's nice
that we both think the other would want them to.
And now you can go home, and you can, like, get it poppin'.
Hell, yeah. I would definitely do it.
- Let's see. - All right.
- Break it down.
Can everybody close their eyes?
Yeah.
No, no, they've never bene more open.
No, Adam, don't take your pants off.
Don't take my pa--I wasn't gonna take my pants off.
You don't have to take anything off.
Take it easy. Yeah.
You're going at your belt.
Hey. Hey.
[all shouting]
Them butterflies.
He brought them butterflies back.
Magic Adam!
Yeah. That was good. That was good.
I don't know what happened over there,
but I don't think this is part of the competition.
I love it. I think we need to score check.
Stephen, where are we at with our scores?
All right. Malin and Jack have two.
Stack and Tammy have one.
And this lovely couple right here, Adam and Daniella,
we're still waiting, but it's close.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Open up right now.
There's still a lot of game to play.
- All right. - So for this next question,
you're actually going to write your answers on a board.
Stephen's gonna hand out boards for you guys.
We're gonna switch things up a little bit.
Thank you, Steph.
You're all writing down your answers
from the perspective of Malin, Daniella, and Stack.
- Got it. Got it. - Okay.
If you had a magical remote control
and could turn down the volume on your partner,
when would you use it from most to least?
When they're eating, when they're talking,
or bodily functions, whatever that might be.
You could leave that up to your interpretation.
I think I just added a answer.
[laughter]
Oh, God. I'm nervous. Stephen, when do you want
to turn the volume down on me the most?
That's a great question.
So talking, eating, and bodily functions?
Mm-hmm.
I'm going with bodily functions...
That's a tough question.
Talking, eating.
Bodily functions, talking, eating?
I don't like that puzzled look on your face.
That look, that look like "Hold up.
Did I say that one right? I said something wrong."
- I'm scared for you. - I know. I don't know.
Does that mean-- - You don't like when I talk?
That was second. That was second.
Wait, what's the bodily functions?
What do I do that's-- - You snore.
Oh, I forgot that I started snoring.
- But that's just everyone. - That's three kids.
So, Jack, I would like to see your answers first,
and then we will compare them.
She turned down talking first,
then bodily functions, and then eating.
All right, flip it. Let's see.
- Talking first, then eating. - What?
And then bodily functions. [buzzer sounds]
You love the sound of eating.
- You love the sound of eating? - I do.
But I love when you toot, 'cause you never do.
And when you do, you run, and you are really British.
That happened one time. That happened one time.
I never hear him fart.
And once he ran across the living room, like, "Oh.
Oh, goodness. [imitates fart] Oh, goodness."
And I loved it. - It was horrendous.
So I never want to turn that down.
Does his farts sound British?
Yeah, they do. They're polite.
They're polite farts.
A British fart is very polite.
- Very polite. - Very polite.
All right, Adam and Daniella.
I wrote--started with bodily functions,
but I did spell-- - Bodily fucktions.
I spelled both words wrong.
I'm good there.
Bodily fucktions.
Then I wrote eating,
'cause it is, like-- you guys have never seen it,
but when I eat a salad, it looks like murder.
It's disgusting. - Oh, man.
There's, like, things coming out of my mouth.
Like, kale flying everywhere.
He also eats it in the car. It's disgusting.
- Car salad? - A car salad.
I could do a bowl of cereal.
I could drive with a bowl of cereal.
- What? - Yeah, and beers. No.
[laughter] That's a joke.
All right, Daniella, let's see. Let's see.
Bodily functions...
- Talking? - Talking.
You know what? I feel exactly like you feel.
What does it say at the bottom?
- Pallys rule. - What does that mean?
That means we rule. Do we get points for that?
- In my heart. - All right.
Tammy, I want to see yours first.
- Okay, let me explain this. - Okay.
- I misunderstood the question. - Okay.
What is one now in what is two.
One is talking.
Two is bodily function. Three is eating.
- Mm-hmm. - All right, let's see.
Well, one I got all the above.
I just want to shut up all of 'em,
all of 'em sometimes.
'Cause she's Italian, and they talk all day, every day.
Okay? But I think we got this one right.
Talking, bodily functions, and eating.
'Cause we don't talk when we eat.
We don't talk when we eat.
So that round is two points.
- Hey! - Do you guys have a version
of the show where you can do it with your side chick?
[laughter]
I'm kidding.
Obviously that's a joke.
It's just a joke. - Not yet.
It's in the next studio.
You laughing a little too hard, bruh.
That was good. That was good.
Everybody stop it. Everybody stop.
You're getting us all in trouble.
We're all chill. It's just a joke.
- You're out of control. - I apologize.
You're getting us all in trouble.
- I apologize. - Babe, what's the score?
We got a new leader in the clubhouse.
We got Stack and Tammy with three points.
- Bang. - Nice.
We got--Malin and Jack still have two.
Still scoreless but still in love,
Adam and Daniella still in the game as well.
Pallys rule.
They're definitely the favorite couple
on the show right now.
And they've been together the longest.
I really like this next round
because it's a complete surprise to me.
I have no clue what the question is.
I haven't seen it yet. And it's worth three points.
So this is a round that we call the Naked Truth.
So neither Stephen or I have seen it.
We cannot be held accountable. It ain't my fault.
- Did I do that? - Did you look at it yet?
Just pulled it out of my pocket. I just got it.
And it's a juicy one. - Oh, my gosh.
We should answer before they do, but I like it.
Here's the Naked Truth question right there.
I'ma sit over here.
I like this one. It's a good one.
This is it.
All right. This question is for Adam, Tammy, and Jack.
So you'll be putting the headphones on
and answering from your perspective.
Okay.
A new law was passed that you can only have sex
in one of these places for the rest of your life--
a public beach, the backseat of a car,
on your kitchen countertop,
or your bedroom at your parents' house.
Headphones on.
I have my answer. So I've got the headphones on.
So we got three kids now.
If it's only one place, at least we can be by ourselves,
so I'ma go with the backseat of a car just for that reason.
- Nice. - Really?
We would've got that all the way wrong.
I picked the bedroom
at my parents' house because it's cushy.
- It's cushy. - It's soft.
- It's a twin bed, though. - At least I'm comfortable.
Let's hope y'all did better than we just did.
Okay, Daniella. This new law that was passed.
Which place are you picking
to get it poppin' for the rest of your life?
- The counter. - Is this a thing that happens?
[laughing] No. Definitely not.
- All right, headphones off. - Something going on?
- Headphones off. - Take 'em off. Take 'em off.
What?
You're so dirty. That's disgusting.
I can't believe you would do that.
- Oh, you told 'em. - All right.
Where are you having sex for the rest of your life at?
Without being too revealing,
we try to keep it consistent. - [laughs]
So I would say kitchen countertop.
Really? Is this a thing that happens?
- It does. - It does. It does.
Only in Airbnbs. [laughter]
You're on the board. [bell dinging]
And remember, this was worth three points,
so you're tie for first place. - Oh, my God.
Don't call it a comeback.
It's like I was down 3-1.
Oh, God. Sorry. No! Steph!
We're best friends! Steph, we're best friends!
[laughter]
- All right. All right. Malin. - Yes.
What do you think he's gonna say?
If you ask me, I'd do the kitchen counter forever
'cause I would love to mix food and sex
back and forth back and forth.
I know he hates that shit.
- It's not very British. - No, it's not very British.
But at his parents', his mom's great with our kids.
So she can take the kid.
And we do love to have quiet sex.
It's, like, kind of a turn-on. Like, maybe we'll get caught.
So I think the parents' house. It's also cushy. I like cushy.
- Right. Thank you. - I don't want to, like--
I'm old now. I'm over 40.
I don't want to get in the back of a car.
Did that when I was, like, 14, 16.
- 14? - 16.
All right. Let's see what he says.
- Hi. - Hi.
My parents live so far away.
The kitchen counter.
[buzzer sounds]
You know what's so wild?
This is actually great for you, though.
- Why? - Yes.
Because that's what you wanted.
Yeah. All the time.
Is it because you know I don't like to mix food and sex?
- Yes. - Yes, exactly.
- Dang! - Fucking knew it.
Now y'all know what time it is tonight--kitchen counter.
I know what your future looks like.
Your mom will take care of Seb.
And we love to have quiet sex
when we're there because it's kind of exciting.
Why are you bringing my mom into it again?
[laughter]
She's my favorite person.
Hey, you guys want to share an Airbnb?
Has it got a kitchen counter?
Yeah, a big one. [indistinct chatter]
All right, Stack. Where would Tammy pick?
The beach. She loves the beach.
I hate--I really don't like to travel too much.
I like to be in the United States,
where I can get my weed and everything,
I know where everything is.
- Stack, we have beaches here. - Right.
I'm not--I'm not--I don't like sand at all.
I'm not a sand guy.
But she'll go to the beach every day if she can, you know.
So I would say the beach. - It's a public beach.
Public beach.
She down. Trust me, she's down.
All right, this question
is actually for the win because it's three points.
Be clutch now.
Where are you picking?
The public beach.
I've always tried to make him do things in public,
and he doesn't like it, and I love the beach.
That's all I'm talking about, is going on a trip,
doing things in public places. [bell dinging]
You'll have, like, sand in the crevices.
I mean, we're gonna lay a towel down.
There'll be, like, a towel. - I am young Malcolm X.
I can't be seen outside on the beach.
That is a public beach for the win.
That's gonna kill my whole mission.
There's one down the street.
Everything that I fought for is gonna be down the drain.
- But you said beach? - Huh?
- You said beach? - I said that. Yeah, I got you.
I got you. I got you.
All right, so, Stack and Tammy,
you have just won $20,000.
- Yay. - Congratulations.
Yes. Yes.
- Congratulations. - Yes.
We like to sweeten the pot a little bit
and add another opportunity
to win another five grand for your charity
in a game we like to call Beat the Currys.
So five rapid-fire questions,
blindfolded, with martini drinks
to represent each of us.
Whoever gets the most questions right wins.
So Malin and Jack will judge. - Yeah.
- Are you okay with that? - We're great. Yeah.
And, Adam, you're gonna ask the questions.
- Yes. Okay. - All right.
One, two, three.
Who's the biggest risk taker?
Ooh. [bell dings]
Who's the bigger baby when sick?
[bell dings]
Who was more popular in high school?
[bell dings]
Who is most likely to cancel plans last minute?
[bell dings]
Who is most likely to laugh during sex?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh!
You got 'em all. - You got 'em all.
- You got every single one. - Nicely done, you guys.
Very good. Very good.
All right. Blindfolds on.
I'll take the buzzer and the bell.
All right, Stack and Tammy.
This is to take home all of the gold.
You've got to beat five.
- You guys got all five? - Yes.
- All right. Ready? - Yes.
Who's the biggest risk taker?
[buzzer sounds]
Who's the bigger baby when sick?
[buzzer sounds] - Ooh. Here we go.
Who was more popular in high school?
[bell dings]
Who is most likely to cancel plans last minute?
[bell dings, buzzer sounds]
Oh, wait. Sorry, I jumped the gun.
Who is more likely to laugh during sex?
[bell dings]
Well, we love you guys,
but you didn't get the extra five.
That means that we got more for both of your charities.
Everybody wins tonight. It's a beautiful thing.
Thank you guys so much for being on the show tonight.
Thank you for having us. So fun.
Even if you didn't win, you still win,
'cause you get to go home with the person you love.
- Aw. - Aw.
So, with that being said, let's cut off these cameras,
get the real party started, shall we?
- Hey. - All right.
[indistinct chatter] - That's messed up.
Laugh during sex, both of you were like, "I know this."
[indistinct chatter]
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
I think Beat the Currys might be unbeatable.
An unbeatable thing.
We just know each other so well, okay?
Just leave us alone.
I'm surprised that you knew as much as you did about me.
I didn't think you paid enough attention.
Well, baby, just 'cause I don't say nothin'
doesn't mean I don't pay attention.
To me, the game revealed that if I really beg a lot,
I will get a strip-- a striptease.
I mean, I just wish you would have done some different moves
when you did your strip thing. - They are my moves.
No, but there's the other one,
where you're like, you know...
No, you're just used to seeing them naked.
They're the same moves. I just have clothes on.
That's why you don't like them as much.
Yeah, maybe you could take them off later.
- Yeah, okay. - Okay.
Oh, this is us. This is us. This is us.
I'm so glad that information was made public.
Yeah, my mom will be so proud.