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《史諾比開騷》

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《羽毛球之愛》

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喂，細路

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我可以拿回我的羽毛球拍嗎？

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你想不想看一個好勁的羽毛球花招？

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瑪茜，我的紀錄是多少來著？

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先生，是37下

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所以，你想玩嗎？

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來吧

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比賽開始

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喂

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你的朋友把羽毛球拿走了

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如果我們還要繼續玩，你最好給我拿回來

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所以，羽毛球在哪？

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先生，小鳥似乎很迷戀那個羽毛球

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你還在等甚麼？

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你還想玩的吧？

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那就快點拿回來吧

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快去…

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瑪茜，這就是所謂的打氣說話

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先生，真是啟發人心

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那個羽毛球到底在哪？

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這是甚麼意思？

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可能是說你的打氣說話沒有用

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當然有用了，只是還未發揮用處

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細路，聽我講

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我一隻手握著球拍 但另一隻手差了點甚麼

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這是網球

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足球

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這是多士爐

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而我不知道這是甚麼

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算了，我自己去拿回羽毛球吧 瑪茜，走吧

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找到了

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先生，那隻小鳥似乎很難過

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瑪茜，這只是運動用品

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那些詩人也許說得有理，真愛無坦途

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愛真是奇怪又難明

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所以我還是專注打羽毛球好了 你準備好了嗎？

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先生，我的熱情無人能阻

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這下有排玩了

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《作家小獵犬》

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我未見過史諾比那麼專心

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喂，史諾比，你在做甚麼？

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“找我們訂製X光眼鏡吧 連自己的骨頭也能看到”

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“你是個作家嗎？覺得自己能創下佳作？

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參加我們的小說創作比賽 就有機會獲得巨型獎盃”

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偉大的小說

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數世紀以來，人類一直渴望 寫出一部可以流芳百世的名著

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我們應該給天才一些空間

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好主意

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（在一個雷電交加的夜晚）

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英勇的王牌飛行員

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無懼風雨趕往巴黎

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牠究竟能否及時 將高度機密文件送到盟友手中呢？

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這是甚麼？

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可怕的紅男爵在上空盤旋，戰雲籠罩

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對機密文件窮追不捨

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“飛越敵人領空 將機密文件傳遞到巴黎”

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這很不錯 但你還差一位個性突出的女主角

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一個堅強、聰穎、漂亮卻很謙虛的人

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例如我，祝你好運

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好了

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你揸飛機，我來帶路

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想了想，還是由我來當主角吧

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應該讓我來揸飛機，挪過去吧

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你從地圖上找出巴黎的位置，我來揸軚

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軚盤呢？

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細路，我好鍾意這些動作場面 但喜劇元素呢？

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有沒有任何笑位？

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這個故事需要加插幾個笑話 像我爸爸說的這個

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甚麼東西擁有四隻腳但不能走路？

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桌子

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明白嗎？桌子不會走路

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細路，聽我的建議吧

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如果你想寫引人入勝的故事 你要讓讀者開懷大笑

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快點，時間無多，身為主角的我

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要將這份機密文件送到巴黎盟軍的手上

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剛才有人說“巴黎”嗎？我鍾意巴黎

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看來是在這邊

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或者那邊

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或者那邊，又或者這邊

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麻煩你能收聲嗎？我們在執行秘密任務

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真的嗎？你為甚麼不告訴我？

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各位，請安靜

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我們在執行秘密任務

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碎紙花？這下搞笑了

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一點也不搞笑，現在我們迷路了

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不要怪我，我只是來搞笑的

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這個夠搞笑

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個性突出的角色、搞笑元素

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但戲劇性情節呢？

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威脅呢？危難呢？

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每部動作鉅獻都需要 一個考驗膽量的拯救任務

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大家好，你們…

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萊納斯，撐住啊

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史諾比

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我看不到東西了

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史諾比，用這個吧

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我就知道你會救我，毛毯

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王牌飛行員，時間無多了 我們還要趕去巴黎

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但怎麼去？地圖都不見了

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牠憑著嗅覺走，但究竟聞到甚麼呢？

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犀利啊，王牌飛行員找到巴黎了

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那裏就是會合點

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是機密文件啊

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我是說，是機密文件啊

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牠果然是聞到牛角包

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（劇終）

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最佳小說獎的得主是…

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史諾比

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史諾比…

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史諾比…

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你有一封小說創作比賽寄來的信

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“本會很遺憾告知你 你的作品沒有得獎”

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老友，我很遺憾

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但好消息是他們把你的原稿寄回來了

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而且其他人都很鍾意

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非常啟發人心

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-我鍾意那些動作場面 -我鍾意笑位

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我鍾意個性突出的女主角

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老友，大家都讚口不絕

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他們都覺得你是優秀的作家

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那偉大的作家接下來有何大計？

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世界知名的作家開始創作下一部大作

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我等不及要看牠的新作了

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（又是在一個雷電交加的…夜晚）

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《不好笑的事情》

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哈囉，查理布朗

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你的狗狗可以出來 跟我一起漫無目的地玩嗎？

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我看看牠有沒有空

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史諾比

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哎呀

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哈囉，史諾比，你想玩個遊戲嗎？

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好吧，掂到你了，你要捉人

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你應該要去捉他

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我會把這些東西拿去放好

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史諾比不會捉到我的

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牠去哪了？

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史諾比，你想吃曲奇嗎？

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掂到你了，你要捉人

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看來我撇甩牠了

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（外出，問診中）

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歡迎過來，醫生問診中

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喂，我還要做生意的

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樂極總會…

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哎呀

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生悲

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你啊

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多得你搞搞震

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醫生說禮讓的肱骨出現瘀傷

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即是他撞瘀了笑骨

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我可能以後都不能笑了

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這都是你的錯

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不好意思，狗狗，以後都謝絕探訪

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從今起不要再跟那隻蠢狗玩了

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-但… -你需要休息，你的傷勢太重了

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沒那麼嚴重吧

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而且你將繃帶包錯手了

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好了，現在休息吧

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午餐時間

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你也知道祖母的話吧

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住家湯水能醫百病

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祖母並不是醫療專家

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但喝點湯應該無傷大雅

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擘大口

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怎麼了？

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湯太熱了

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不要亂說，我已經親自試過

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哎呀

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哎呀

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禮讓不想喝湯，但他說自己好多了

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他只想跟史諾比玩

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好彩有個大姐姐照顧他

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慘了

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除非你反對

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我憑甚麼反對一位醫療專家？

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咪住，這並不是醫學學位

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這是王牌訓練學校的證書

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上面說你不合格

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史諾比，很高興見到你

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哎呀

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我的手肘好像還有點痛

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正如我所料

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禮讓，你還未可以去玩

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史諾比只是想氹我笑

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他不需要笑，只需要休息

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滾出去

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好了，禮讓，再喝一點吧

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有人說笑是最佳良藥

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禮讓，擰歪面

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這樣不會有用

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露絲，這很有用

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史諾比讓我感覺好多了

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好吧，這的確頗搞笑的

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或許笑一笑也無傷大雅吧

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這一定很痛

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你們好好彩，我鍾意照顧人

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現在你們要休息

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她雖然好惡，但也合理

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我不在的時候，不准再玩捉伊人

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掂到你了

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樓上在搞甚麼？

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（改編自查理斯舒爾茲的《花生漫畫》）

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字幕翻譯：黃小娟