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-Suzette?
-Dwayne?
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Oh!
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-Oh, non. Did we...?
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-Ugh, of course, we did. Dammit!
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-Hopefully, no one
saw us together.
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-Oh, shit-sticks.
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-Huh? Why are you wearing
my clothes?
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-Huh?
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I don't know, but my ass looks
exquisite in these yoga pants.
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Um, yeah!
-Argh...
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from last night?ything
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-I need a minute.
There's a lot to unpack here.
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For example,
why are we in the street?
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And why is there a giant pig?
-Wait...
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If Rafe and Gabe
aren't back yet
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and that thing's running loose,
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maybe everyone else...?
-...got turned into giant pigs!
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-No, you idiot!
They could be dead!
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Jesus Christ! Hey!
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Didn't we run onto each other
at church last night?
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-Yes! I was coming out of the
confessional. That was awkward.
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-Yeah, that was awkward.
Come on!
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-Ooh! Ooh! Ah... Ooh!
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-Argh!
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Alright, Lawless,
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I'm here to finish giving your
ass the pounding it deserves!
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-Bruh, I burned one
a minute ago,
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so I'm gonna need
some context...
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-Oh...
-Oh, wait, I remember you!
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Joey Jimjohn from St. Zephyr.
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Ah, your wife's the hottie
with the tail, right?
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-Fight me! I thought you were
a bloodthirsty wasteland psycho!
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-I am! But right now,
I just wanna kick back,
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mellow out, and eat
this weird chicken thing.
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So, I'll take a rain check on
fighting you, Jeffy Jingletoes.
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-Please, I've got nothing left.
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I used to be something.
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Men feared me,
women lusted after me...
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Then, I mutated
into a big jiggly joke!
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Please,
I just want to end it.
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-That's why you're here?
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Alright, I'll help you die,
my mutant homie.
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But not for free.
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-Oh. Of course. Won't need these
where I'm going.
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Oh...
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What does this mean?
I can't die?
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I can't even end my own
miserable existence? What a rip!
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-Um...
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In all the time I've been
killing people for money,
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I've never had
to give a refund.
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So, I'm taking you on
as a passion project.
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I swear I shall murder you,
Jimbo Jellyroll.
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-Oh!
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Oh!
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-Where'd all these big-butt nuns
come from?
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-The good Lord didn't send them,
I can tell you that much.
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"Look on my Works,
ye Mighty, and Despair!"
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Oh, hey, Suzette!
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-Father... Who crucified you?
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-Was it the big-butt nuns?
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-Oh! No, no, no, no no!
They were your guests.
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-Mine or Dwayne's? Cause I don't
usually cotton to big butts!
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-Um, I remember
taking confession
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and then giving communion...
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Yes, a lot of giving
and taking...
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-What are you doing here?
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-Father Manilla ran out
of wafers,
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so I gave him
some edibles I made.
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-You gave him what?
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Ah...
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-I remember those wafers
tasted kind of skunky.
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-And I remember
your confessions!
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Dwayne schtupping Ana!
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Suzette seizing
Rafe's sacred virginity
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like a rabid Viking
ravishing a maiden!
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-Hey, Father, a little
clergy/client privilege
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if you don't mind!
Now, about these nuns...
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-Ah! travelling theatre troupe!
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You two took an interest
in their hip hop musical
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Drop it Low for Jesus.
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-Wait a sec, man! You can't make
a Jesus show without Jesus!
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Father! Come here!
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I said come here!
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Oh, I don't know about this...
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Ooh, mama that feels good!
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Pull it tighter.
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-Excellent. That's it!
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Pretend to be dead.
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Like Jesus did before
"Boo!"
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Ah, that's in the Bible.
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Okay, so I'm gonna be
the director
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and you're gonna be
the producer!
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-No, no, no. I already told them
I was the director.
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-Then, we'll have
to switch clothes!
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They'll see me
and think it's you,
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but it'll really be me!
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That'll fool them.
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Okay, ladies! Action!
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♪ Drop it low for Jesus ♪
♪ Make it clap for Jesus ♪
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♪ Bring it back for Jesus ♪
♪ Shake that ass for Jesus ♪
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♪ Jesus's love demands ♪
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♪ You pop that ass
on a handstand ♪
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-Um... I still don't get
why we had to switch clothes?
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-We were on drugs, Suzette!
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Don't question drug logic.
That way lies madness!
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-And you filled Suzette's pants
very nicely, Dwayne.
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-Thank you!
-And after this show,
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you led the nuns out of here
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like the Pied Piper led the rats
to Ireland,
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promising liquor
and other earthly delights.
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-Brew N' Chug! Let's go.
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-You want us to get you down?
-No!
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I am in my happy place!
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-Okay...
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-Did it work? Are you dead?
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-No... It's no use!
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I'm cursed with immortality!
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-Don't say that. Look at me.
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We can... Hey, look at me!
We can do this!
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Don't give up now.
-Easy for you to say!
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Your wife isn't sleeping
with the mayor.
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-Mine left me! But did I curl up
in a ball and die?
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No! But you will,
Justin Jerrycurl! Now, come on!
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Let's try throwing you
off something high.
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You know, what we're doing
here feels like the culmination
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of my life's work.
My magnum opus, if you will.
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-Oh! Glad you're enjoying
this...
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-Thank me later, bud!
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-Finally, things are looking up!
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-Ana! Who did this to you?
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-You did, you stupid idiot!
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You were like peas in a pod
last night.
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Two demons hell-bent
on destruction...
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-Ana, a round of Ale for these
whores... uh, I mean nuns!
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-I'm busy. Rafe and Gabe caught
this animal a few days ago
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and it seems to have
the ability to self-heal!
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-Oh, c'mon. Put away that silly
science stuff and come party!
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-Dwayne, no! This is my bar
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and the only place in town
I can do my research
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without being disturbed
by you backwater yokels.
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-Ana, these are guests
in our town
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and it's my mayoral edict
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that you serve them
some refreshments!
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-Yeah, c'mon, Ana.
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get these nuns
fu-fu-f(beep)-up!
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-No! I'm not serving tonight.
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-You thinking what I'm thinking?
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-The drinks are on the house!
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-Why aren't there
any hot male nuns?
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-You're thinking of monks.
-Monkeys?
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-No, monks!
But if you're in bestiality,
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you should know,
I may be half-stag
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but I'm all man where it counts.
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-Not if you were
the last half-man,
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half-stag on earth, Dwayne-O.
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-Oh, I'm sorry, princess.
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Hang on, I think I've found you
a knight in shining armour.
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-Jesus Christ!
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You're trying to get me killed?
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Besides, this pig-dog
is your type!
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-What are you idiots doing?
Don't set it loose!
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-It's a party! Let the Beast
have a little fun too!
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-Suzette, give me the key.
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-I've never seen two people
more made for each other.
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Soulmates in selfishness!
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-You're telling me
the fricking warthog
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has the key to these chains?
Come on, Dwayne!
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-Hey, you guys gonna
let me out or...
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Whoa, he is rocking
those yoga pants. Boom!
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-So, did I hear
Father Manilla right?
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You and Rafe? How can you
do that to poor old Johnny?
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-Excuse me? I'm pretty sure
"poor old Johnny" was banging
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truck stop waitresses two at
a time back before "boomsday".
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-That was a mouthful.
And point taken.
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Still though, what's wrong with
us? Waking up on main street.
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-We locked your girlfriend
in a cage, man.
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-And we crucified a priest.
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-Oh, God! Where am I?
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Yes! Eat me! Eat me! Please!
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Oh! Aw...
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Aw... I can't even get eaten
by a monster?
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What the hell kinda shitty
post-apocalypse is this?
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-Huh? Oh God, they're back.
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Quit it with the axe-throwing,
you guys!
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I've taken more shots
to the face than a porn star!
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-Yeah, that's great.
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Veej, did you see a huge
pig-type thing run by?
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-Uh, did we do this to you,
Vijay?
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-You... You don't remember?
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You two were absolutely
frigging insane last night!
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Who rules the world?
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Dwayne and Suzette!
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-Okay, guys, be careful.
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My face might be a dartboard,
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but the rest of me is flesh
and... Blood!
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It was terrifying...
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but also kind of majestic
and incredible, fam!
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Are you guys,
like, together now?
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Are you gonna combine
your names?
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Like "Dwuzette"... "Swayne"!
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Shut up, Vijay!
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-Take it easy there,
pig fella!
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-What are you doing?
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-I don't frigging know.
It seems friendly.
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Oh...
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Jesus Christ, Suzette!
-What? We need that key!
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-A true power couple.
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You love to see it...
Yeah.
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Ow... Ow!
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-Come on! It's gaining on us!
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-Hey! We don't all do Crossfit
every morning, Suzette!
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-Ugh... Come here!
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-I don't care for this, but
I do prefer it to the dragging.
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-Shit!
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Ah!
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-Oh... no, no, no!
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-Dwayne! Lose the pants!
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-No! They look so good!
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-Dwayne!
-Oh...
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No!
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Ha, ha!
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Yoga pants!
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-They were my pants, Dwayne.
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-You never cared for them
like I did.
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Can I have mine back?
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-No.
-Argh!
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-Whoa, Johnny.
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No offence, but you look
like shit. What happened?
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-Oh, it's all pointless, Danika.
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I just want to end it.
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But I'm trapped
in this gelatinous prison.
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-Look, I don't think
you should kill yourself,
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but I am a supporter
of dying with dignity.
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If you really want it done,
quick and painless,
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you could probably jump
into the sinkhole at the Oasis.
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-You're a genius!
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-But I don't think
you should do it.
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-Thanks Danika. Where are you
going with all that weed stuff?
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-I'm vibing with the nuns,
actually.
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They wanted some ganja!
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-Ah, sounds fun.
Anyways, see you.
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-Don't do it, but if you do,
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have a good suicide!
-Ha! Ha! Okay!
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-Good job
saving us back there.
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You know,
I've always admired your muscly,
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prehensile monkey tail.
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-All right, calm down.
Just because
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we're chained together doesn't
mean this needs to get weird.
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-We're well past weird.
If we stay chained together,
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nature's just gonna take
its course again.
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-Well, we can just cross
that bridge when we get to it.
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-Wait, are you saying
you wouldn't mind if we...
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-I'm not giving up on a life
without you just yet.
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Let's think.
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If the key wasn't
in the Beast,
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maybe we got it back
somehow last night?
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-Who haven't we talked to yet?
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Maybe we're still missing
part of the night.
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-Danika!
-Oh! Yeah. Oops. My daughter.
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Danika!
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God, what is that funk?
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-Smells like hot ass in here!
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-Damn right it does.
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-Wow. OK. Well, I'm gonna look
the other way on this one
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only because as you can see,
Suzette and I are in a crisis.
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-Seems like it.
Where's your pants?
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-I lost them in a very serious,
unhumorous accident.
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-Yeah, I'll bet!
-Okay, Miss Cool guy!
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We just wanna know if you know
anything about
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what happened last night.
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Like where the key is
for these shackles?
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-No. But thanks for letting
these girls into town.
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Did you take all of the drugs
they bribed you with?
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-Wait, what?
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Sorry sisters, but we don't
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generally allow strangers
in St. Zephyr.
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-Oh!
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-But come on in!
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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I do not remember that.
-Wait! I do!
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You busted it out
after we met at the church.
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-So we didn't get messed up
on edibles. It was "snortables".
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-Keeping it classy. Hey,
did you know Johnny is about
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to throw himself into the Oasis
sinkhole because of you two?
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-Oh my God, I didn't even
think of Johnny once today.
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I'm the worst! Hey, do you think
if we wrap this up soon,
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I'll have time
to take a bath and dye my roots?
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Oh wait, sorry, Johnny,
killing himself. Right. Focus!
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-At least put some tarps down
or something, Danika!
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-Uh?
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Ah... Well, if the fall
doesn't kill me,
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chances are
I'll starve to death down there.
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Thank God for small favours.
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Johnny!
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-Don't bother, Suzette.
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I'm not the man for you anymore.
You and Dwayne
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are obviously
meant for each other.
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-Maybe, but it's not
what I want!
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-Of course, it is!
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You're both alphas.
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Like I used to be before
I became this... monstrosity.
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-Johnny!
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You can't jump! Please!
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I love you!
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Every gross fold and weird bump.
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I know things aren't the same
as before the apocalypse,
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and maybe Dwayne does make
more sense for me now...
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I guess some kind of bond
made us sleep together.
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I don't know.
Sorry, honeybutt!
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Johnny, no!
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-Sleep together?
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No! You two assholes
didn't sleep together!
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Oh!
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-So we didn't
do the horizontal mambo?
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-Also you can talk?
-Naturally!
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Not that anyone of you
ever bothered to ask.
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I simply wanted to join
your town and was shackled!
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It's Sidney, by the way.
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-Never mind that! How do you
know we didn't sleep together?
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-I was there when you passed out
in the middle of town.
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All you did was bicker over
who got more of the mattress.
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-Huh! I bet she got more, too.
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-Yeah, you're like
an old married couple.
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Including the celibacy.
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-My Johnny... He's gone.
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At least, he died knowing
I stayed loyal to him...
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this one time.
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-This is death?
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Just me alone by myself
for all eternity?
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God, I've gone
from a living nightmare
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to an existential one!
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Oh, fthis! I'm out!
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Whoa, it's true!
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I really can't die!
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-Free, at last! Free!
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-The key must've gotten stuck
to you when you were
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stuck inside of me!
-You were inside this thing?
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You dirty, two-timing hypocrite!
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-No, he swallowed me!
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-I don't care if he swallowed!
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Oh, you mean literally?
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-The yoga pants!
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Come on...
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-So you heard, right?
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I didn't cheat on you after
all... with Dwayne.
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-Then with who?
-No one! Shut up. Stop talking.
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-Wait, did you talk me out
of jumping because you love me
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or because I had that key?
-Can't it be both?
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-I guess I have to love you
for who you are too.
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-Ugh, doesn't she know where
that thing's been?
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-Help me! Help! The Brides
of Christ are taking over!
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-Dad, the hot nuns
are refusing to leave!
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They say St. Zephyr
is their town now.
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-Dammit, you just can't trust
clergy people these days!
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Christ, I can't even right now.
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I do not wanna fight
a bunch of nuns!
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-My brother!
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00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:10,710
Oh, thank God
you're still alive!
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I found the perfect way
to kill you! Drowning.
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If we leave now and march East,
we'll hit the ocean eventually.
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-Sorry, Manson, I want to live.
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-Aw man, come on!
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00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:25,743
I hate quitters almost
as much as I hate No-Mos.
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That's my new word
for non-mutants.
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Anyway, you suck,
Jetsie Jizzface!
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Who are they?
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-Musicians, man. Pff!
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Those bastards get
all the chicks. Am I right?
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