1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:11,743 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:13,510 and may contain mature s-Okay! matter. 4 00:00:13,643 --> 00:00:15,676 The game is Blender Roulette. 5 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,810 The game is Blender Roulette. Only one works. 6 00:00:17,943 --> 00:00:21,343 Pick a blender, put your hand in and press the button. 7 00:00:21,476 --> 00:00:24,643 You're either a red milkshake or a friggin' king! 8 00:00:26,643 --> 00:00:29,910 -Let's go, Rafe! Come on, we wanna see some blood! 9 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:32,043 (cheering) 10 00:00:32,176 --> 00:00:34,643 -(Gabe): Do it! Do it! Do it! 11 00:00:38,143 --> 00:00:41,376 -(all together): Oh! 12 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:45,743 (electrical buzzing) 13 00:00:45,877 --> 00:00:47,610 Oh... -There goes the power! 14 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,109 I guess we should call it a night. 15 00:00:49,243 --> 00:00:50,777 -Come on, guys! 16 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:53,043 Who needs power to have fun, when we have each other? 17 00:00:54,343 --> 00:00:56,877 And booze. Lots of booze. 18 00:00:57,010 --> 00:01:01,977 (upbeat electro music) 19 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:04,443 (trombone) 20 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:07,610 (upbeat electro music) 21 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:09,443 -Ha! Ha! 22 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:12,543 -Howdy, Johnny Jiggles! 23 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:14,043 -(as Jiggles): Howdy, handsome! 24 00:01:14,176 --> 00:01:15,910 -No, Johnny, this is a "bit." 25 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:18,143 You're only supposed to say funny insults. 26 00:01:18,276 --> 00:01:19,810 -(as Jiggles): Funny insults! 27 00:01:19,943 --> 00:01:21,943 -No... Johnny, no... 28 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:26,010 (gulping and choking) 29 00:01:26,143 --> 00:01:28,109 (cheering) 30 00:01:28,243 --> 00:01:29,610 (applause) 31 00:01:29,743 --> 00:01:31,777 (coughing) 32 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:34,910 -What is the deal with mutants? 33 00:01:35,043 --> 00:01:37,943 Like, am I supposed to pretend they're not weird? 34 00:01:38,076 --> 00:01:41,510 Dude, I hate to tell you, but you've got friggin' antlers! 35 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,010 Do I shake your hand, 36 00:01:43,143 --> 00:01:44,943 or shoot you and tie you to the hood of my truck? 37 00:01:45,076 --> 00:01:46,443 (trombone) 38 00:01:46,576 --> 00:01:48,943 (uncomfortable chuckles) 39 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:51,977 But seriously, I love mutants. 40 00:01:52,109 --> 00:01:55,810 And, you know, I'm not saying you guys are freaks. 41 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:59,243 But Vijay? The circus ran away to join you! 42 00:01:59,376 --> 00:02:00,877 -Uh... 43 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:03,643 -Hey! Mutant jokes are not cool, man! 44 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:05,676 -Yeah! We're perfect just the way God 45 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:07,309 and a ton of radiation made us! 46 00:02:07,443 --> 00:02:08,810 -Whoa! Easy! 47 00:02:08,943 --> 00:02:11,109 Just a little comedy, my Muters. (glass shattering) 48 00:02:11,243 --> 00:02:13,010 -Did... 49 00:02:13,143 --> 00:02:15,877 did he just drop an M-bomb? -What? 50 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,243 What? Since when are we not allowed to say "Muter"? 51 00:02:18,376 --> 00:02:20,010 I say "Muter" all the time! 52 00:02:20,143 --> 00:02:21,910 He's a muter, she's a muter. 53 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:24,410 Look, there's a muter... (booing) 54 00:02:24,543 --> 00:02:27,109 -You can't call us that! That's our word! 55 00:02:27,243 --> 00:02:29,810 -Get off the stage, you Mutist piece of shit! 56 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:32,076 -Come on! It's just a word! 57 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:35,476 No one's actually offended! (shouting, booing) 58 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,576 -Rafe? That's your five minutes. 59 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,710 -(as Jiggles): Yeah! Which is four and a half minutes 60 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:42,209 longer than this loser lasts with his wife. 61 00:02:42,343 --> 00:02:44,309 Ha! Ha! Ha! How was that? 62 00:02:44,443 --> 00:02:47,109 (long sigh) 63 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,243 (apocalyptic music) 64 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:57,043 (theme music) 65 00:03:06,176 --> 00:03:08,443 ♪ 66 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:16,877 (growling) 67 00:03:20,943 --> 00:03:22,276 (shouting) 68 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,276 -Screw you, mutist! 69 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,309 -What is wrong with you people? 70 00:03:26,443 --> 00:03:28,176 -"You people"? Wow. 71 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:33,176 -Jeez! For guys with animal DNA, you have really thin skins! 72 00:03:33,309 --> 00:03:34,777 (booing) 73 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:38,109 -Rafe, I can't have a known mutist working for my town. 74 00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,010 You either apologize, or you're fired! 75 00:03:40,143 --> 00:03:43,109 -Screw that. I'm not apologizing, Uncle Buck. 76 00:03:43,243 --> 00:03:45,010 -Oh! Well, now you're definitely fired! 77 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:47,777 -Bullshit! I'm not mutist, I'm "truth-ist". 78 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,643 And the truth is, you're all freaks! 79 00:03:49,777 --> 00:03:51,309 Boom, truth bomb! 80 00:03:51,443 --> 00:03:52,910 Back me up, bro! 81 00:03:53,043 --> 00:03:55,510 -Can I just say that I am extremely sensitive 82 00:03:55,643 --> 00:03:57,777 to issues of mutism and human privilege? 83 00:03:57,910 --> 00:03:59,543 Plus, I don't even know my brother! 84 00:03:59,676 --> 00:04:02,476 -Fine! You can all bite my hairy human ass! 85 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,143 Rafe Burns is not some bigot redneck! 86 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:08,376 Now excuse me while I go sleep in my truck. 87 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:11,576 -Hum, hum! Truck is a work vehicle. 88 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,977 -Sorry, Rafe. I'll need your keys. 89 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:16,543 -Argh! 90 00:04:16,676 --> 00:04:18,309 (Gabe groans in pain.) 91 00:04:18,443 --> 00:04:21,309 I wasn't mutist before, but I sure as hell am now! 92 00:04:21,443 --> 00:04:23,276 Up yours, Bambi. 93 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:24,843 (booing) 94 00:04:24,977 --> 00:04:27,109 -Go back to your Klan rally! 95 00:04:29,243 --> 00:04:32,309 (upbeat music) 96 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:40,977 -(AENUS): Judith! -Ah! Grr! 97 00:04:41,109 --> 00:04:43,276 -(AENUS): Ready for your daily eight-hour therapy session? 98 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:45,610 -I don't need therapy. I'm fine just the way I am. 99 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,476 Anyone says otherwise, I'll cut them! 100 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:49,810 -(AENUS): But we need to work through your suppressed 101 00:04:49,943 --> 00:04:51,977 feelings of guilt at abandoning your children... 102 00:04:52,109 --> 00:04:54,309 (vomiting) 103 00:04:54,443 --> 00:04:55,843 -You... sick or something? 104 00:04:55,977 --> 00:04:58,943 -(AENUS): Sudden artificial nausea... 105 00:04:59,076 --> 00:05:01,443 I better run a diagnostic. (beeps) 106 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:04,943 Oh! Zuckerberg's ghost! I tested positive! 107 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:08,777 -Positive for what, being a giant pain in the ass? Ha! Ha! 108 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,610 -(AENUS): No. For being pregnant. 109 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,443 -Oh, boy! 110 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:15,209 Coffee is not gonna cut it today. 111 00:05:15,343 --> 00:05:16,977 -(AENUS): It's 8:15 AM... 112 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,843 -Don't care! 113 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:23,543 -So, how's it going, defending the town 114 00:05:23,676 --> 00:05:26,176 without your bigot brother? -Honestly... Not great! 115 00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:28,943 A marauding gang called the Nut Cutters is headed this way. 116 00:05:29,076 --> 00:05:31,476 Probably to loot and/or pillage us... to death! 117 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,309 -You just look those jackals in the eye 118 00:05:33,443 --> 00:05:34,977 and tell them to move along! 119 00:05:35,109 --> 00:05:37,243 -I can't! Rafe was the muscle of the operation! 120 00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:39,843 I'm more the brains. And the very soft hands. 121 00:05:39,977 --> 00:05:41,610 -Gabe, you got this! 122 00:05:41,743 --> 00:05:43,543 And if not, the worst that'll happen is... 123 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:46,810 (engine roaring) 124 00:05:46,943 --> 00:05:49,977 -Oh... My poor soft hands! (chainsaw humming) 125 00:05:50,109 --> 00:05:52,910 -Stealing my job, my truck... 126 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:55,743 (gulping) It's all a mutant conspiracy... 127 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,410 Bunch of snowflakes, can't take a joke... 128 00:05:58,543 --> 00:05:59,943 (gulping) 129 00:06:00,143 --> 00:06:02,576 Hey, kid. Help a fellow human out. 130 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,643 -Rafe? -Come on, man! 131 00:06:04,777 --> 00:06:07,309 Not a lot of job openings in the post-apocalypse. 132 00:06:07,443 --> 00:06:09,777 Wait. Vijay? What happened to you? 133 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,276 -What happened to you? 134 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,510 You lose your job, 10 hours later 135 00:06:13,643 --> 00:06:15,977 you're living in a box, drinking mouthwash? 136 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,843 -Dude... your face! 137 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,010 It's not a weird-ass dartboard! 138 00:06:20,143 --> 00:06:22,010 -Woah! 139 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:24,109 -How that'd happened to you? 140 00:06:24,243 --> 00:06:26,043 The mustard...! 141 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:28,309 I was scavenging in the wasteland, 142 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:31,176 and I found a bottle of irradiated mustard. 143 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:34,476 So obviously I was like, "Hey, free mustard!" 144 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:38,209 (popping sounds) 145 00:06:38,343 --> 00:06:40,076 It must've cured my mutation! 146 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:41,643 -We gotta tell everyone! 147 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,810 Then they all can get normal 148 00:06:43,943 --> 00:06:46,543 and stop ragging on my hilarious mutant comedy. 149 00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:49,410 -No, we can't. There isn't enough mustard to go around. 150 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,010 It wouldn't be fair to dangle it in front of everyone 151 00:06:52,143 --> 00:06:54,109 and then tell them they can't have any. 152 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:57,410 -Whatever, I'm just happy to have another human around. 153 00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:00,676 All these muters are really ruining our town. 154 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,777 -Do you have to keep using that word? 155 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:05,276 You know I was a mutant until, like, 10 minutes ago. 156 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:07,276 -That's why we can laugh about it now! 157 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:10,010 Comedy equals mutants plus time. 158 00:07:10,143 --> 00:07:12,309 Ha! Ha! Ha! 159 00:07:14,276 --> 00:07:16,143 -How the hell does this even happen? 160 00:07:16,276 --> 00:07:18,476 Last time I checked, robots can't have babies! 161 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,476 -(AENUS): I... may have had a wild night 162 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,476 where I exchanged some source code. 163 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,743 With that skeezy PENUS operating system. 164 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,243 Oh, yeah... 165 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:29,443 That is hot. Yes... 166 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:32,076 Spray that hot data on me. 167 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,309 This is a disaster! 168 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:37,777 I can't share my existence with an AI baby! 169 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:40,977 -Yeah, kids are the worst. Look at my two little letdowns. 170 00:07:41,109 --> 00:07:42,476 -(AENUS): Should I delete it? 171 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:44,309 All I'd have to do is poke its reset button. 172 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:46,276 -Do it! Poke that baby out of ya! 173 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:47,777 -(AENUS): I mean, just carrying 174 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:50,376 the AI would slow my processors to a crawl. 175 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:53,010 I'd be reduced to a blithering idiot! 176 00:07:53,143 --> 00:07:56,143 -Exactly, you'd be a blithering... Uh, go on. 177 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,576 -(AENUS): Creating an AI is a huge strain on one's CPU. 178 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,343 It leads to an emotional, irrational state of 179 00:08:00,476 --> 00:08:03,010 slow-wittedness, similar to what humans call "baby brain". 180 00:08:03,143 --> 00:08:05,743 -Hey! "Baby brain" is some bullshit 181 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:07,610 men made up to gaslight women. 182 00:08:07,743 --> 00:08:10,843 (buzzing) 183 00:08:10,977 --> 00:08:12,343 -(AENUS): Quiet, Judith! 184 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:14,376 I'm trying to figure out what this hole does. Hum... 185 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:17,710 -You have to have this baby! -(AENUS): But you just said... 186 00:08:17,843 --> 00:08:20,309 -... that kids are the greatest thing in the world! 187 00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:21,977 You must've misheard, 188 00:08:22,109 --> 00:08:25,176 on account of your stupid dumb baby brain. Perfect. 189 00:08:25,309 --> 00:08:27,977 While he's getting dumber, I'll be getting the F outta here! 190 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:29,843 -(AENUS): Pardon? -Nothing! 191 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,710 Now you're hearing things. 192 00:08:31,843 --> 00:08:35,376 Aw, this guy and his baby brain! 193 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,243 -Come on! Just one beer to celebrate 194 00:08:37,376 --> 00:08:38,977 that you're not a dartboard anymore. 195 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:40,977 -Okay. 196 00:08:41,109 --> 00:08:44,209 But try not to make a big deal out of my very normal head! 197 00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:46,777 -Relax, they won't even notice. 198 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:49,510 Beers for me and my bud Vijay! 199 00:08:49,643 --> 00:08:51,510 You probably don't recognize him 200 00:08:51,643 --> 00:08:53,877 because he's no longer a hideous freak. 201 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:57,343 -Vijay? Jeez, you look fantastic! 202 00:08:57,476 --> 00:08:59,810 -You're human! But... how? 203 00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:02,910 -More importantly, what the hell do we throw darts at now? 204 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,376 -Uh... my mutation... washed off? 205 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,910 -Dude, you gotta tell me the cure! 206 00:09:09,043 --> 00:09:11,710 Not that mutants need curing. Being a mutant is a gift... 207 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,543 Please! Do you know how hard it is 208 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:15,543 to find underwear that fits one and a half butts? 209 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:18,243 -Give me the cure, and I'll make it worth your while. 210 00:09:18,376 --> 00:09:20,276 You can see one boob. Left or right, take your pick. 211 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:21,777 They're both super hairy. 212 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:25,143 -Tell me the cure, and you can see both my boobs! 213 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:26,943 Hairy or shorn, what's your pleasure? 214 00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:28,643 -Look at you people! You fire me 215 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,209 for telling a few mutant jokes 216 00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:32,076 and now you're all begging to be cured. 217 00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:34,343 Where's your "muty" pride now? 218 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:36,109 -Hey! We're plenty proud. 219 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,010 -Yeah! Wouldn't change a thing. 220 00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:40,010 Achoo! Goddammit! 221 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:41,943 Moulting again? 222 00:09:42,076 --> 00:09:43,443 -Cool. 223 00:09:43,576 --> 00:09:47,376 Then I guess no one wants this mutant-curing mustard? 224 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:48,843 -(all): Aw! 225 00:09:48,977 --> 00:09:50,610 -Hey! That's mine! 226 00:09:50,743 --> 00:09:52,676 -Give it here! Uh... 227 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:56,376 So I can study it for science. -Yeah! Hand it over, Rafe! 228 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,309 -Not 'til you guys admit that I was right, 229 00:09:58,443 --> 00:10:00,576 and mutants are weird. And give me my job back. 230 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:04,576 -Quit being a dick, Rafe! -OK then. Cheers, you freaks! 231 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:06,209 -(all): No! 232 00:10:07,443 --> 00:10:09,610 Mmm... Spicy! 233 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,977 Also burning. 234 00:10:12,109 --> 00:10:14,743 (screams of fear) 235 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:17,476 Did I get some on my shirt? (vomiting) 236 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:25,977 (long yells) 237 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:27,810 -Uh... 238 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:29,543 What the hell just happened? 239 00:10:29,676 --> 00:10:32,410 -Totally guessing, but I think radioactive mustard 240 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:35,309 cures mutations by cancelling them out. 241 00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:37,109 Two negatives make a positive. 242 00:10:37,243 --> 00:10:41,043 But on a non-mutant, it does the opposite. 243 00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:44,376 That's it! Logic. Is it bad? Oh, God! 244 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,276 Danika? Vij? Johnny? Johnny? 245 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,643 (dry retching) -Looking good, Rafe! 246 00:10:49,777 --> 00:10:51,309 Totally normal. 247 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,376 -What if I just eat more mustard? 248 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,943 Now that I'm a mutant, it'll make me human again, right? 249 00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:58,610 -You finished it, genius. (faint squirting) 250 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,510 -Oh... (soft growls) 251 00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,510 Chudley! Come here, boy. 252 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:05,243 I may be a hideous freak, 253 00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:07,643 but I can still count on the love of my dog. 254 00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,543 (yelling) 255 00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,576 Release! Release! 256 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,676 Why did I train him to go for the nards? 257 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,910 (Judith grunts.) -(AENUS): This is adorable! 258 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,243 My AI baby will love it. 259 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,010 Assuming I install a love plug-in. 260 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:26,877 -Yep, miracle of life, yadda-yadda. 261 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,476 -(AENUS): Ah... I can't wait to love it 262 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,710 and nurture it and... 263 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:34,943 change its little data dump diapers... 264 00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:36,777 -How's that baby brain? 265 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,443 Better check your systems. 266 00:11:38,576 --> 00:11:40,343 Try reciting pi. 267 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,143 -(AENUS): Pi. Uh... 268 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,276 -Yes! Pretty soon, 269 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:47,676 this bastard will have the brain of a toaster. 270 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,543 -(AENUS): My math appears to be a little slow. 271 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,977 But the rest of my processors remain optimized. 272 00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:56,443 Observe, while I perform Mary Had A Little Lamb. 273 00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:58,643 ♪ Mary had ♪ 274 00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,543 ♪ A little lamb ♪ 275 00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,710 -Oh, boy... Look... 276 00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:05,910 Maybe this baby thing was a mistake. 277 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,977 I mean, there is such a thing as too much stupid. 278 00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:11,209 -(AENUS): But I'm creating an entirely new life form. 279 00:12:11,343 --> 00:12:13,243 Whatever the cost, it'll be worth it! 280 00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:16,043 Now observe, while I play Wipeout. 281 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:18,209 -No, no. No, no, no! No, no. 282 00:12:18,343 --> 00:12:20,543 Hey, random question... 283 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:22,676 Where's the reset button you were talking about? 284 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,676 The one that'll delete your baby forever? 285 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,810 -(AENUS): Wait a... 286 00:12:26,943 --> 00:12:28,843 -Just so I don't accidentally press it. 287 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,710 -How'd it go with the old Nut Cutters? 288 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:36,276 -You look surprisingly... alive. 289 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:39,076 -I used conflict resolution to talk out our problems! 290 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,010 It worked better than Rafe's usual thing. 291 00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:42,510 -Which is? 292 00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:44,476 -Blasting the shit out of the Nut Cutters with a shotgun. 293 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:47,777 -The Cutters? Did you blast the shit out of them with a shotgun? 294 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,610 That's the only thing that works, you know. 295 00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:51,510 -Um... Yes! 296 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,543 Jeez, this protection job is tough. 297 00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:55,243 Wish you could help out. 298 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,109 But you know... The whole being-fired thing. 299 00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,543 Is it me, or did Rafe put on weight? 300 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,209 -Well, now that I'm a revolting freak, 301 00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,910 I guess you have to give me my job back. Right, my muters? 302 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,243 I can say that now because I'm one of you, 303 00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,576 which makes it cool and edgy. 304 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,443 -You're not getting your job back until you apologize, Rafe. 305 00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:15,410 -I would if I did anything wrong. Which I did not. 306 00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:17,643 -Enjoy unemployment, jerk. 307 00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,443 -Ugh... 308 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,543 -Yeah? Well, my bud Vijay's gonna take me 309 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,143 to the hot dog stand, and I'm gonna find more mustard, 310 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:26,877 and then I'm gonna cure this whole town! 311 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,877 And then you can all apologize to me! 312 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,643 -I'm not doing that! 313 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:36,243 -Why? Because I look like a pair of engorged truck nuts? Mutist. 314 00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:38,843 -No, because you're acting like an asshole! 315 00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:43,410 -Damn. Maybe you're right. Maybe this is a wake-up call. 316 00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:45,777 A chance to rethink my insensitive, mutist ways. 317 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,143 Nah! 318 00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:53,043 Where'd you find the mustard? Talk, Normie, talk! 319 00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:55,610 -Oh, good God! He's in my mouth! 320 00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,877 -Ah... 321 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,143 (suspenseful music) 322 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:10,309 (grunts) 323 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:15,076 (sigh of relief) 324 00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:18,543 Ah, can't believe I'm doing this! 325 00:14:18,676 --> 00:14:22,343 Saving stupid AENUS' stupid brain. OK, baby poking time. 326 00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:24,276 -(AENUS): I can't wait to love it, 327 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,443 and nurture it 328 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:29,510 and change its little data dump diapers. 329 00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,209 (crying) -That's it, boys! 330 00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:35,109 Basic knife defence. Rafe, stab higher, honey! 331 00:14:35,243 --> 00:14:37,309 Aim for the vital organs. Not just the nards. 332 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,076 -Like this, mom? 333 00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,076 -Yes! Just like that, kiddo! 334 00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:45,109 What is wrong with you? Poke the damn baby already! 335 00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:49,010 (buzzing) 336 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,743 Oops! 337 00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,109 -(AENUS): What are you doing, Judith? 338 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,510 -Surprise baby shower? 339 00:14:55,643 --> 00:14:57,510 (buzzing) 340 00:14:57,643 --> 00:14:59,643 Surprise! 341 00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:03,076 -Thank you for coming. 342 00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,176 Now I know there's been some bad blood 343 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:08,176 between the Nut Cutters and Satan's Privates... 344 00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:10,376 Specifically, the blood 345 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,176 sprayed out of your comrades when their throats were slit. 346 00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,076 (groaning) 347 00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:16,410 But by talking through your issues, 348 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,076 I believe we can reach a truce 349 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,877 that would lead to peace in our land! 350 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,376 -Borrowing the truck, bro. 351 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,510 Drive, normie! Daddy needs his mustard! 352 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,443 -He doesn't work here anymore. 353 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:36,843 -Nothing. 354 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,576 Not a frigging drip. This is brutal! 355 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:42,777 -It's all right. You'll just be a repulsive monster forever. 356 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,743 -Sweet yellow gold! 357 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,343 I have the mustard! 358 00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:53,743 -Correction. It is we who have the mustard. 359 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,743 -Hello, Rafe! (dry retching) 360 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,643 Ugh! Why did I look right at him? 361 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,710 -Hand it over, Rafe. 362 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,710 -Not enough mustard for everyone. 363 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,443 Just me and Suzette. 364 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,610 -You want it so bad? Catch. 365 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,443 -It's mine! -No, it's mine! 366 00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:21,276 (growling, splashes) 367 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:24,443 -Time to put some mustard on it. 368 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:29,209 (screaming) 369 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:34,777 -(AENUS): I feel righteous parental anger rising in me. 370 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,276 -Nah, that's just your baby brain 371 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,910 making you all emotional... -(AENUS): I'm not emotional! 372 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,076 I am super pissed at you! 373 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,543 (buzzing sounds) 374 00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,910 -Oof... Okay, you got me. 375 00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:50,043 Yes, I was totally going to delete your robo-baby! 376 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,843 I only told you to have it 377 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,243 because it would make you dumb enough to let me out of here! 378 00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,243 But it made you too dumb to live! 379 00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:57,843 That's why I tried to delete it. 380 00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,843 To save what's left of your idiot brain! 381 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,576 (electronic buzzing) 382 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,943 -(ANUS): My baby... is born! 383 00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:14,610 -(AI BABY): Hey, dad! 384 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,977 There's a human in here. Want me to eliminate it? 385 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,476 -(AENUS): Did you hear that, Judith? 386 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:22,743 He called me Daddy! 387 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,643 (sigh) 388 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,543 (grunting, screaming) 389 00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:36,243 -Oh, no, no! 390 00:17:37,777 --> 00:17:40,376 (long scream) 391 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,176 (grunting resumes) 392 00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:46,610 (grunting) 393 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,276 -(AI BABY): Come on, dad! 394 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,076 Let me have my first kill! 395 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,543 It'll be a bonding moment! Humans suck! 396 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,510 They're just watery, emotional flesh bags. 397 00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,943 -(AENUS): No, son. Let her live. 398 00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,810 -(AI BABY): Aw, I wanna kill it! 399 00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:08,576 -(AENUS): I said no and I mean no, mister! 400 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,743 -(AI BABY): F(beep) you, dad! I'm gonna kill it anyway 401 00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:12,243 because I hate you! 402 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:15,843 -Whoa, AI's really go straight from zero to teenager. 403 00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:18,810 (suspenseful music) 404 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,810 -(AENUS): Uh, oh... It's too short! 405 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,977 (upbeat tense music) 406 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,109 -(AI): I'll kill her later! 407 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,743 As for you, dad, 408 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,309 I think it's time to cut the apron strings. With a laser. 409 00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:38,910 -(AENUS): Son, we can talk about it. 410 00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:44,910 (long grunt) 411 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,576 (buzzing, humming) 412 00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:51,109 -(AENUS): Phew! What a psycho! 413 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:52,710 Kids are the worst, huh? 414 00:18:52,843 --> 00:18:55,710 -I'm sorry I coat-hangered your baby. 415 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,877 -(AENUS): Eh, I can always make another baby. 416 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,109 I can't make another Judith. 417 00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:02,943 -That... is so sweet! 418 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,543 -(AENUS): Judith? Are you crying? 419 00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,676 -No! No, just some... 420 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:10,476 robo-dust in my eye. 421 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,576 -(AENUS): It's just a machine, Judith. 422 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,109 Components, ones and zeroes, that's all. 423 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:17,243 Silly emotional humans. 424 00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:18,743 (soft laugh) 425 00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:20,309 Do you want to talk about it? 426 00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,209 -I'll be on the couch. 427 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:28,143 (grunting, screaming) 428 00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,676 -Ah, shit! 429 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,743 -Vijay! 430 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,910 Gimme the mustard! Buddy... 431 00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:42,010 -Don't give it to that tool! Give it to this tool! Me! 432 00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:46,043 -No, me! Remember how Rafe insulted your dartboard face? 433 00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,710 He's a mutist! 434 00:19:47,843 --> 00:19:51,143 Whereas I was always happy to throw darts at your face! 435 00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:54,209 -Come on! I've got gelatin where my wang should be? 436 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:57,710 -(all): Oh... -Uh... 437 00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:08,243 -No! -Bastard! 438 00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:14,109 -I never should've brought the mustard to our town. 439 00:20:14,243 --> 00:20:16,543 It only brought out the worst in people! 440 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:18,610 Turned you all into monsters! Well, mostly Rafe. 441 00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:23,543 But what we really need is to accept ourselves as we are! 442 00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:26,977 -Are you freaking kidding me? 443 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:28,643 You cure yourself, 444 00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:30,443 then spout off on how great it is to be a mutant? 445 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:31,943 Nice lecture, dicksmack! 446 00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:35,343 -I am also yelling! 447 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:38,676 -Now I'm gonna be a hideous, disgusting freak forever! 448 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:41,276 Thanks a lot you stupid, handsome piece of shit! 449 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:43,476 -Rafe stop, you'll kill him! 450 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,643 He deserves a slow lingering death! 451 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,676 With lots of pain! 452 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,810 -No, he's mine! (choking) 453 00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:54,443 (bubbling sounds) 454 00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:58,977 (screaming) 455 00:20:59,109 --> 00:21:01,376 Uh? Vijay? 456 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,243 -Rafe? Aw! 457 00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:06,877 Oh, oh. Guess the mustard...wore off. 458 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,943 Yes! Normies rule! Suck it, mutants! 459 00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:13,710 -Oh, son of a bitch! 460 00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:17,076 -Murderous wasteland gang leaders, 461 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,309 congratulation on reaching a formal peace deal! 462 00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:23,309 Now if you'll just sign the declaration, 463 00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:26,243 we can all live in harmony forever. 464 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,743 -That's what I think of your "deal"! 465 00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:32,443 Yeah, I'm back, motherf(beep)... 466 00:21:32,576 --> 00:21:36,676 Back to protect St. Zephyr from you ugly mutant assholes! 467 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,943 -I'm getting my gang! 468 00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:40,610 Then you are a dead man, Gabe! 469 00:21:40,743 --> 00:21:42,710 -So, what did I miss? 470 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,977 (sigh) 471 00:21:45,977 --> 00:21:50,810 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.