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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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and may contain
mature s-Okay! matter.
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The game is Blender Roulette.
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The game is Blender Roulette.
Only one works.
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Pick a blender, put your hand
in and press the button.
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You're either a red
milkshake or a friggin' king!
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-Let's go, Rafe! Come on,
we wanna see some blood!
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(cheering)
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-(Gabe): Do it! Do it! Do it!
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-(all together): Oh!
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(electrical buzzing)
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Oh...
-There goes the power!
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I guess
we should call it a night.
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-Come on, guys!
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Who needs power to have fun,
when we have each other?
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And booze. Lots of booze.
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(upbeat electro music)
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(trombone)
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(upbeat electro music)
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-Ha! Ha!
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-Howdy, Johnny Jiggles!
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-(as Jiggles): Howdy, handsome!
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-No, Johnny, this is a "bit."
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You're only supposed to say
funny insults.
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-(as Jiggles): Funny insults!
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-No... Johnny, no...
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(gulping and choking)
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(cheering)
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(applause)
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(coughing)
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-What is the deal with mutants?
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Like, am I supposed to pretend
they're not weird?
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Dude, I hate to tell you,
but you've got friggin' antlers!
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Do I shake your hand,
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or shoot you and tie you
to the hood of my truck?
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(trombone)
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(uncomfortable chuckles)
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But seriously, I love mutants.
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And, you know, I'm not saying
you guys are freaks.
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But Vijay?
The circus ran away to join you!
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-Uh...
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-Hey! Mutant jokes are not cool,
man!
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-Yeah! We're perfect
just the way God
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and a ton of radiation made us!
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-Whoa! Easy!
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Just a little comedy, my Muters.
(glass shattering)
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-Did...
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did he just drop an M-bomb?
-What?
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What? Since when are we
not allowed to say "Muter"?
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I say "Muter" all the time!
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He's a muter, she's a muter.
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Look, there's a muter...
(booing)
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-You can't call us that!
That's our word!
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-Get off the stage,
you Mutist piece of shit!
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-Come on! It's just a word!
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No one's actually offended!
(shouting, booing)
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-Rafe? That's your five minutes.
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-(as Jiggles): Yeah! Which is
four and a half minutes
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longer than this loser
lasts with his wife.
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Ha! Ha! Ha! How was that?
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(long sigh)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(shouting)
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-Screw you, mutist!
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-What is wrong with you people?
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-"You people"? Wow.
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-Jeez! For guys with animal
DNA, you have really thin skins!
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(booing)
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-Rafe, I can't have a known
mutist working for my town.
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You either apologize,
or you're fired!
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-Screw that.
I'm not apologizing, Uncle Buck.
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-Oh! Well, now
you're definitely fired!
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-Bullshit! I'm not mutist,
I'm "truth-ist".
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And the truth is,
you're all freaks!
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Boom, truth bomb!
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Back me up, bro!
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-Can I just say that
I am extremely sensitive
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to issues of mutism
and human privilege?
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Plus, I don't even know
my brother!
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-Fine! You can all bite
my hairy human ass!
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Rafe Burns is not
some bigot redneck!
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Now excuse me
while I go sleep in my truck.
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-Hum, hum!
Truck is a work vehicle.
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-Sorry, Rafe.
I'll need your keys.
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-Argh!
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(Gabe groans in pain.)
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I wasn't mutist before,
but I sure as hell am now!
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Up yours, Bambi.
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(booing)
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-Go back to your Klan rally!
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(upbeat music)
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-(AENUS): Judith!
-Ah! Grr!
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-(AENUS): Ready for your daily
eight-hour therapy session?
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-I don't need therapy.
I'm fine just the way I am.
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Anyone says otherwise,
I'll cut them!
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-(AENUS): But we need to work
through your suppressed
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feelings of guilt at
abandoning your children...
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(vomiting)
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-You... sick or something?
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-(AENUS):
Sudden artificial nausea...
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I better run a diagnostic.
(beeps)
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Oh! Zuckerberg's ghost!
I tested positive!
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-Positive for what, being
a giant pain in the ass? Ha! Ha!
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-(AENUS): No.
For being pregnant.
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-Oh, boy!
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Coffee is not gonna cut it
today.
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-(AENUS): It's 8:15 AM...
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-Don't care!
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-So, how's it going,
defending the town
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without your bigot brother?
-Honestly... Not great!
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A marauding gang called the Nut
Cutters is headed this way.
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Probably to loot
and/or pillage us... to death!
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-You just look those jackals
in the eye
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and tell them to move along!
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-I can't! Rafe was
the muscle of the operation!
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I'm more the brains.
And the very soft hands.
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-Gabe, you got this!
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And if not,
the worst that'll happen is...
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(engine roaring)
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-Oh... My poor soft hands!
(chainsaw humming)
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-Stealing my job, my truck...
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(gulping)
It's all a mutant conspiracy...
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Bunch of snowflakes,
can't take a joke...
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(gulping)
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Hey, kid.
Help a fellow human out.
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-Rafe?
-Come on, man!
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Not a lot of job openings
in the post-apocalypse.
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Wait. Vijay?
What happened to you?
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-What happened to you?
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You lose your job,
10 hours later
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you're living in a box,
drinking mouthwash?
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-Dude... your face!
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It's not a weird-ass dartboard!
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-Woah!
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-How that'd happened to you?
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The mustard...!
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I was scavenging
in the wasteland,
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and I found a bottle
of irradiated mustard.
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So obviously I was like,
"Hey, free mustard!"
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(popping sounds)
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It must've cured my mutation!
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-We gotta tell everyone!
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Then they all can get normal
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and stop ragging
on my hilarious mutant comedy.
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-No, we can't. There isn't
enough mustard to go around.
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It wouldn't be fair to dangle it
in front of everyone
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and then tell them
they can't have any.
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-Whatever, I'm just happy
to have another human around.
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All these muters
are really ruining our town.
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-Do you have to keep
using that word?
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You know I was a mutant until,
like, 10 minutes ago.
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-That's why
we can laugh about it now!
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Comedy equals mutants plus time.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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-How the hell
does this even happen?
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Last time I checked,
robots can't have babies!
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-(AENUS): I... may have had
a wild night
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where I exchanged
some source code.
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With that skeezy
PENUS operating system.
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Oh, yeah...
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That is hot. Yes...
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Spray that hot data on me.
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This is a disaster!
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I can't share my existence
with an AI baby!
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-Yeah, kids are the worst.
Look at my two little letdowns.
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-(AENUS): Should I delete it?
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All I'd have to do
is poke its reset button.
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-Do it!
Poke that baby out of ya!
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-(AENUS): I mean, just carrying
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the AI would slow
my processors to a crawl.
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I'd be reduced
to a blithering idiot!
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-Exactly, you'd be
a blithering... Uh, go on.
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-(AENUS): Creating an AI
is a huge strain on one's CPU.
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It leads to an emotional,
irrational state of
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slow-wittedness, similar to
what humans call "baby brain".
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-Hey! "Baby brain"
is some bullshit
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men made up to gaslight women.
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(buzzing)
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-(AENUS): Quiet, Judith!
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I'm trying to figure
out what this hole does. Hum...
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-You have to have this baby!
-(AENUS): But you just said...
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-... that kids are the greatest
thing in the world!
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You must've misheard,
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on account of your stupid dumb
baby brain. Perfect.
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While he's getting dumber, I'll
be getting the F outta here!
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-(AENUS): Pardon?
-Nothing!
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Now you're hearing things.
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Aw, this guy and his baby brain!
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-Come on! Just one beer
to celebrate
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that you're not
a dartboard anymore.
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-Okay.
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But try not to make a big deal
out of my very normal head!
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-Relax, they won't even notice.
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Beers for me and my bud Vijay!
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You probably don't recognize him
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because he's no longer
a hideous freak.
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-Vijay?
Jeez, you look fantastic!
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-You're human! But... how?
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-More importantly, what the hell
do we throw darts at now?
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-Uh... my mutation...
washed off?
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-Dude, you gotta
tell me the cure!
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Not that mutants need curing.
Being a mutant is a gift...
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Please! Do you know
how hard it is
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to find underwear
that fits one and a half butts?
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-Give me the cure, and
I'll make it worth your while.
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You can see one boob.
Left or right, take your pick.
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They're both super hairy.
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-Tell me the cure,
and you can see both my boobs!
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Hairy or shorn,
what's your pleasure?
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-Look at you people!
You fire me
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for telling a few mutant jokes
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and now you're all begging
to be cured.
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Where's your "muty" pride now?
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-Hey! We're plenty proud.
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-Yeah! Wouldn't change a thing.
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Achoo! Goddammit!
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Moulting again?
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-Cool.
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Then I guess no one wants
this mutant-curing mustard?
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-(all): Aw!
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-Hey! That's mine!
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-Give it here! Uh...
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So I can study it for science.
-Yeah! Hand it over, Rafe!
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-Not 'til you guys admit
that I was right,
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and mutants are weird.
And give me my job back.
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-Quit being a dick, Rafe!
-OK then. Cheers, you freaks!
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-(all): No!
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Mmm... Spicy!
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Also burning.
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(screams of fear)
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Did I get some on my shirt?
(vomiting)
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(long yells)
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-Uh...
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What the hell just happened?
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-Totally guessing, but I think
radioactive mustard
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cures mutations
by cancelling them out.
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Two negatives make a positive.
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But on a non-mutant,
it does the opposite.
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That's it! Logic.
Is it bad? Oh, God!
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Danika? Vij? Johnny? Johnny?
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(dry retching)
-Looking good, Rafe!
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Totally normal.
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-What if I just eat
more mustard?
248
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,943
Now that I'm a mutant, it'll
make me human again, right?
249
00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:58,610
-You finished it, genius.
(faint squirting)
250
00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,510
-Oh...
(soft growls)
251
00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,510
Chudley! Come here, boy.
252
00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:05,243
I may be a hideous freak,
253
00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:07,643
but I can still count
on the love of my dog.
254
00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,543
(yelling)
255
00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,576
Release! Release!
256
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,676
Why did I train him
to go for the nards?
257
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,910
(Judith grunts.)
-(AENUS): This is adorable!
258
00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,243
My AI baby will love it.
259
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,010
Assuming I install
a love plug-in.
260
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:26,877
-Yep, miracle of life,
yadda-yadda.
261
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,476
-(AENUS): Ah... I can't wait
to love it
262
00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,710
and nurture it and...
263
00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:34,943
change its little data
dump diapers...
264
00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:36,777
-How's that baby brain?
265
00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,443
Better check your systems.
266
00:11:38,576 --> 00:11:40,343
Try reciting pi.
267
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,143
-(AENUS): Pi. Uh...
268
00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,276
-Yes! Pretty soon,
269
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:47,676
this bastard will have
the brain of a toaster.
270
00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,543
-(AENUS): My math appears
to be a little slow.
271
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,977
But the rest of my processors
remain optimized.
272
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:56,443
Observe, while I perform
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
273
00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:58,643
♪ Mary had ♪
274
00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,543
♪ A little lamb ♪
275
00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,710
-Oh, boy... Look...
276
00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:05,910
Maybe this baby thing
was a mistake.
277
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,977
I mean, there is such a thing
as too much stupid.
278
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:11,209
-(AENUS): But I'm creating
an entirely new life form.
279
00:12:11,343 --> 00:12:13,243
Whatever the cost,
it'll be worth it!
280
00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:16,043
Now observe,
while I play Wipeout.
281
00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:18,209
-No, no. No, no, no! No, no.
282
00:12:18,343 --> 00:12:20,543
Hey, random question...
283
00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:22,676
Where's the reset button
you were talking about?
284
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,676
The one that'll delete
your baby forever?
285
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,810
-(AENUS): Wait a...
286
00:12:26,943 --> 00:12:28,843
-Just so I don't accidentally
press it.
287
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,710
-How'd it go
with the old Nut Cutters?
288
00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:36,276
-You look surprisingly... alive.
289
00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:39,076
-I used conflict resolution
to talk out our problems!
290
00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,010
It worked better
than Rafe's usual thing.
291
00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:42,510
-Which is?
292
00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:44,476
-Blasting the shit out of
the Nut Cutters with a shotgun.
293
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:47,777
-The Cutters? Did you blast the
shit out of them with a shotgun?
294
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,610
That's the only thing
that works, you know.
295
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:51,510
-Um... Yes!
296
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,543
Jeez, this protection job
is tough.
297
00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:55,243
Wish you could help out.
298
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,109
But you know...
The whole being-fired thing.
299
00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,543
Is it me, or did Rafe
put on weight?
300
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,209
-Well, now that
I'm a revolting freak,
301
00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,910
I guess you have to give me
my job back. Right, my muters?
302
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,243
I can say that now
because I'm one of you,
303
00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,576
which makes it cool and edgy.
304
00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,443
-You're not getting your job
back until you apologize, Rafe.
305
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:15,410
-I would if I did anything
wrong. Which I did not.
306
00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:17,643
-Enjoy unemployment, jerk.
307
00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,443
-Ugh...
308
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,543
-Yeah? Well,
my bud Vijay's gonna take me
309
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,143
to the hot dog stand,
and I'm gonna find more mustard,
310
00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:26,877
and then I'm gonna cure
this whole town!
311
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,877
And then you can all
apologize to me!
312
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,643
-I'm not doing that!
313
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:36,243
-Why? Because I look like a pair
of engorged truck nuts? Mutist.
314
00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:38,843
-No, because you're acting
like an asshole!
315
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:43,410
-Damn. Maybe you're right.
Maybe this is a wake-up call.
316
00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:45,777
A chance to rethink
my insensitive, mutist ways.
317
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,143
Nah!
318
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:53,043
Where'd you find the mustard?
Talk, Normie, talk!
319
00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:55,610
-Oh, good God! He's in my mouth!
320
00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,877
-Ah...
321
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,143
(suspenseful music)
322
00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:10,309
(grunts)
323
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:15,076
(sigh of relief)
324
00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:18,543
Ah, can't believe
I'm doing this!
325
00:14:18,676 --> 00:14:22,343
Saving stupid AENUS' stupid
brain. OK, baby poking time.
326
00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:24,276
-(AENUS): I can't wait
to love it,
327
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,443
and nurture it
328
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:29,510
and change its little
data dump diapers.
329
00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,209
(crying)
-That's it, boys!
330
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:35,109
Basic knife defence.
Rafe, stab higher, honey!
331
00:14:35,243 --> 00:14:37,309
Aim for the vital organs.
Not just the nards.
332
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,076
-Like this, mom?
333
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,076
-Yes! Just like that, kiddo!
334
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:45,109
What is wrong with you?
Poke the damn baby already!
335
00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:49,010
(buzzing)
336
00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,743
Oops!
337
00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,109
-(AENUS): What are you doing,
Judith?
338
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,510
-Surprise baby shower?
339
00:14:55,643 --> 00:14:57,510
(buzzing)
340
00:14:57,643 --> 00:14:59,643
Surprise!
341
00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:03,076
-Thank you for coming.
342
00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,176
Now I know there's been
some bad blood
343
00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:08,176
between the Nut Cutters
and Satan's Privates...
344
00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:10,376
Specifically, the blood
345
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,176
sprayed out of your comrades
when their throats were slit.
346
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,076
(groaning)
347
00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:16,410
But by talking through
your issues,
348
00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,076
I believe we can reach a truce
349
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,877
that would lead
to peace in our land!
350
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,376
-Borrowing the truck, bro.
351
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,510
Drive, normie!
Daddy needs his mustard!
352
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,443
-He doesn't work here anymore.
353
00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:36,843
-Nothing.
354
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,576
Not a frigging drip.
This is brutal!
355
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:42,777
-It's all right. You'll just be
a repulsive monster forever.
356
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,743
-Sweet yellow gold!
357
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,343
I have the mustard!
358
00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:53,743
-Correction. It is we
who have the mustard.
359
00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,743
-Hello, Rafe!
(dry retching)
360
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,643
Ugh! Why did I look
right at him?
361
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,710
-Hand it over, Rafe.
362
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,710
-Not enough mustard
for everyone.
363
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,443
Just me and Suzette.
364
00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,610
-You want it so bad? Catch.
365
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,443
-It's mine!
-No, it's mine!
366
00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:21,276
(growling, splashes)
367
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:24,443
-Time to put some mustard on it.
368
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:29,209
(screaming)
369
00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:34,777
-(AENUS): I feel righteous
parental anger rising in me.
370
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,276
-Nah, that's just
your baby brain
371
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,910
making you all emotional...
-(AENUS): I'm not emotional!
372
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,076
I am super pissed at you!
373
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,543
(buzzing sounds)
374
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,910
-Oof... Okay, you got me.
375
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:50,043
Yes, I was totally going
to delete your robo-baby!
376
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,843
I only told you to have it
377
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,243
because it would make you dumb
enough to let me out of here!
378
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,243
But it made you
too dumb to live!
379
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:57,843
That's why I tried to delete it.
380
00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,843
To save what's left
of your idiot brain!
381
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,576
(electronic buzzing)
382
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,943
-(ANUS): My baby... is born!
383
00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:14,610
-(AI BABY): Hey, dad!
384
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,977
There's a human in here.
Want me to eliminate it?
385
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,476
-(AENUS): Did you hear that,
Judith?
386
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:22,743
He called me Daddy!
387
00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,643
(sigh)
388
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,543
(grunting, screaming)
389
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:36,243
-Oh, no, no!
390
00:17:37,777 --> 00:17:40,376
(long scream)
391
00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,176
(grunting resumes)
392
00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:46,610
(grunting)
393
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,276
-(AI BABY): Come on, dad!
394
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,076
Let me have my first kill!
395
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,543
It'll be a bonding moment!
Humans suck!
396
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,510
They're just watery,
emotional flesh bags.
397
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,943
-(AENUS): No, son. Let her live.
398
00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,810
-(AI BABY): Aw, I wanna kill it!
399
00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:08,576
-(AENUS): I said no
and I mean no, mister!
400
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,743
-(AI BABY): F(beep) you, dad!
I'm gonna kill it anyway
401
00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:12,243
because I hate you!
402
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:15,843
-Whoa, AI's really go straight
from zero to teenager.
403
00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:18,810
(suspenseful music)
404
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,810
-(AENUS): Uh, oh...
It's too short!
405
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,977
(upbeat tense music)
406
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,109
-(AI): I'll kill her later!
407
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,743
As for you, dad,
408
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,309
I think it's time to cut
the apron strings. With a laser.
409
00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:38,910
-(AENUS): Son,
we can talk about it.
410
00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:44,910
(long grunt)
411
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,576
(buzzing, humming)
412
00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:51,109
-(AENUS): Phew! What a psycho!
413
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:52,710
Kids are the worst, huh?
414
00:18:52,843 --> 00:18:55,710
-I'm sorry
I coat-hangered your baby.
415
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,877
-(AENUS): Eh, I can always make
another baby.
416
00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,109
I can't make another Judith.
417
00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:02,943
-That... is so sweet!
418
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,543
-(AENUS): Judith?
Are you crying?
419
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,676
-No! No, just some...
420
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:10,476
robo-dust in my eye.
421
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,576
-(AENUS): It's just a machine,
Judith.
422
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,109
Components, ones and zeroes,
that's all.
423
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:17,243
Silly emotional humans.
424
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:18,743
(soft laugh)
425
00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:20,309
Do you want to talk about it?
426
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,209
-I'll be on the couch.
427
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:28,143
(grunting, screaming)
428
00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,676
-Ah, shit!
429
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,743
-Vijay!
430
00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,910
Gimme the mustard!
Buddy...
431
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:42,010
-Don't give it to that tool!
Give it to this tool! Me!
432
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:46,043
-No, me! Remember how Rafe
insulted your dartboard face?
433
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,710
He's a mutist!
434
00:19:47,843 --> 00:19:51,143
Whereas I was always happy
to throw darts at your face!
435
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:54,209
-Come on! I've got gelatin
where my wang should be?
436
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:57,710
-(all): Oh...
-Uh...
437
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:08,243
-No!
-Bastard!
438
00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:14,109
-I never should've brought
the mustard to our town.
439
00:20:14,243 --> 00:20:16,543
It only brought out
the worst in people!
440
00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:18,610
Turned you all into monsters!
Well, mostly Rafe.
441
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:23,543
But what we really need is
to accept ourselves as we are!
442
00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:26,977
-Are you freaking kidding me?
443
00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:28,643
You cure yourself,
444
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:30,443
then spout off on how great
it is to be a mutant?
445
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:31,943
Nice lecture, dicksmack!
446
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:35,343
-I am also yelling!
447
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:38,676
-Now I'm gonna be a hideous,
disgusting freak forever!
448
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:41,276
Thanks a lot you stupid,
handsome piece of shit!
449
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:43,476
-Rafe stop, you'll kill him!
450
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,643
He deserves a slow
lingering death!
451
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,676
With lots of pain!
452
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,810
-No, he's mine!
(choking)
453
00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:54,443
(bubbling sounds)
454
00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:58,977
(screaming)
455
00:20:59,109 --> 00:21:01,376
Uh? Vijay?
456
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,243
-Rafe? Aw!
457
00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:06,877
Oh, oh.
Guess the mustard...wore off.
458
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,943
Yes! Normies rule!
Suck it, mutants!
459
00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:13,710
-Oh, son of a bitch!
460
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:17,076
-Murderous wasteland
gang leaders,
461
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,309
congratulation on reaching
a formal peace deal!
462
00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:23,309
Now if you'll just sign
the declaration,
463
00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:26,243
we can all live
in harmony forever.
464
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,743
-That's what I think
of your "deal"!
465
00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:32,443
Yeah, I'm back,
motherf(beep)...
466
00:21:32,576 --> 00:21:36,676
Back to protect St. Zephyr
from you ugly mutant assholes!
467
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,943
-I'm getting my gang!
468
00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:40,610
Then you are a dead man, Gabe!
469
00:21:40,743 --> 00:21:42,710
-So, what did I miss?
470
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,977
(sigh)
471
00:21:45,977 --> 00:21:50,810
Closed Captioning: Épilogue
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