1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:12,109 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:14,176 and may contain mat(motor whirring)er. 4 00:00:14,309 --> 00:00:16,943 -Aren't we supposed to be scavenging? 5 00:00:17,076 --> 00:00:18,910 Where are you going? -It's a surprise. 6 00:00:19,043 --> 00:00:21,243 -Please, no. I hate surprises. 7 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:23,343 You turn over a rock out here and surprise! 8 00:00:23,476 --> 00:00:24,977 Something tries to gouge your eyes out 9 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,143 or use your intestines as banjo strings. 10 00:00:27,276 --> 00:00:29,910 -This is way better than that. 11 00:00:30,977 --> 00:00:32,643 -So, what is it? 12 00:00:32,777 --> 00:00:34,510 Is it something good? 13 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:37,743 I guess you wouldn't call it a surprise if it was bad, huh? 14 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:41,576 Gah! Now I need to know. Come on! Just tell me! 15 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,176 -I'll give you 20 questions and go! 16 00:00:44,309 --> 00:00:45,943 -Ooh, okay! Is it... 17 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:48,743 -I signed us up to be gladiators! 18 00:00:51,376 --> 00:00:52,877 (grunt) 19 00:00:56,910 --> 00:01:00,343 Last man standing wins a whole shipping container full of food! 20 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:02,443 -Really? So I could just stab you and get this over with? 21 00:01:02,576 --> 00:01:05,043 No, dummy! We're a team! 22 00:01:05,176 --> 00:01:07,243 Get ready for some fun! 23 00:01:07,376 --> 00:01:09,443 -This does not seem like fun! 24 00:01:09,576 --> 00:01:11,610 -Really? Sure it does! 25 00:01:11,743 --> 00:01:13,777 Look at the smile on that guy's face. 26 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:19,410 (apocalyptic music) 27 00:01:26,576 --> 00:01:30,076 ♪ 28 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:46,743 (growling) 29 00:01:53,943 --> 00:01:55,476 -Why would you bring me to this? 30 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:57,076 It's my two least favourite things: 31 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:58,743 contact sports and sharp objects! 32 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:01,343 -Come on, bro! Chances are, I'll never get to wrestle 33 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:04,309 in front of an audience, so this is the next best thing! 34 00:02:04,443 --> 00:02:06,010 Just give it a chance, will you? 35 00:02:06,143 --> 00:02:07,977 -A chance to what? 36 00:02:08,109 --> 00:02:09,977 Get murdered for the amusement of the one guy bored enough 37 00:02:10,109 --> 00:02:11,476 to be watching this horror show? 38 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,610 (clapping) Ooh Ooh! 39 00:02:13,743 --> 00:02:15,743 -Or do you mean a chance to get splattered by 40 00:02:15,877 --> 00:02:17,243 all kinds of bodily fluids? 41 00:02:17,376 --> 00:02:19,676 (grunts) I don't know what's worse? 42 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,109 Being brutally slaughtered by these scumbags or... 43 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,309 (yelling): Would you leave me alone? 44 00:02:24,443 --> 00:02:27,010 Or dying from a horrible virus 45 00:02:27,143 --> 00:02:30,076 because I got someone's tainted blood in my eye! 46 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:32,010 What? 47 00:02:32,143 --> 00:02:34,810 Huh? 48 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:38,443 -Ooh! Ooh! -Nice work, fellas. 49 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:41,176 You really gave them their money's worth. 50 00:02:41,309 --> 00:02:44,043 I'm Maxine. I run this operation. 51 00:02:44,176 --> 00:02:46,476 -Nice to meet you. Where do we pick up the supply? 52 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:48,510 -Oh, you don't get those until you win. 53 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:51,010 -Yeah, we just did. -The first round. 54 00:02:51,143 --> 00:02:53,243 This is a three-day tournament. 55 00:02:53,376 --> 00:02:55,977 You got to make it to the end to win the grand prize. 56 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,476 -Oh no! No way! 57 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,543 I am not spending three days here fighting for my life. 58 00:02:59,676 --> 00:03:01,243 I can do that at home! -Sorry, kid. 59 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:03,543 But the only way out of here is as the winner 60 00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:05,043 or in a body bag. 61 00:03:05,176 --> 00:03:07,143 It's in the contract. -What contract? 62 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,743 -That says by entering the arena, 63 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:13,343 you agree to all of our terms. -Ah! 64 00:03:13,476 --> 00:03:16,043 -Now get your ass in the green room and wait for the next round 65 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,243 before I pump a few rounds right through both of you. 66 00:03:18,376 --> 00:03:21,309 -Look on the bright side. We're gonna get tons of exercise. 67 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:23,109 (screaming) 68 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,610 -Catch you later, Judith! 69 00:03:38,943 --> 00:03:41,343 -(AENUS): Bunker lockdown in five... 70 00:03:43,143 --> 00:03:46,043 ...four (grunt) 71 00:03:46,176 --> 00:03:48,576 ...three (grunt) 72 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:51,443 ...two, one! 73 00:03:56,643 --> 00:04:00,943 -Yo, AENUS, let me take the drone out for a spin. 74 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:03,810 -I'm not comfortable with you contacting your sons again. 75 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,010 My core programming forbids any outside... 76 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:08,043 -I just want to explore out there. 77 00:04:08,176 --> 00:04:09,676 Get my bearings for the day 78 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,243 I finally get sprung from this pit. 79 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,376 -(AENUS): Part of me hope that day will never come, but... 80 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,143 Very well! 81 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:20,143 -Get ready to die, Johndoe. 82 00:04:20,276 --> 00:04:22,343 -(AENUS): What was that? -Uh, I said... 83 00:04:22,476 --> 00:04:24,643 Get ready to fly, drone! 84 00:04:24,777 --> 00:04:26,476 Oh! Oh! 85 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,143 -(AENUS): Ha! Ha! Ha! 86 00:04:28,276 --> 00:04:30,576 Oh, it's fun to see you in such a playful mood. 87 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:46,576 (crunching) 88 00:04:48,176 --> 00:04:51,243 -Let me have some of that. I'm starving over here. 89 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:53,877 -It's not my fault you scarfed down your rations in one shot. 90 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,943 -Ah, I really screwed myself. 91 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:57,476 Speaking of which... 92 00:04:57,610 --> 00:05:00,476 I know something that might take our minds off being hungry. 93 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:06,176 (crunches) 94 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:10,243 -My place or yours? 95 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,977 -Hey Ana, check this out... Oh... 96 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:15,076 What were you just talking about? 97 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:17,176 -Nothing! Why? -You seem weird. 98 00:05:17,309 --> 00:05:19,576 -Well, you seem weird. Paranoid. What? 99 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,076 -I'm not paranoid. 100 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:22,710 -Is that a big joint or something? 101 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:24,743 -No. This was by the gate. 102 00:05:24,877 --> 00:05:28,076 -"Come to the Arena, home of Gladiator combat. 103 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:30,676 See Blood, gore, and try..." 104 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:34,143 -"The wasteland's finest rat-meat souvlaki." 105 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:36,276 -Rat-meat! 106 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:38,010 -Yeah! -Huh! 107 00:05:38,143 --> 00:05:39,510 (moaning) 108 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,043 -Get in there! 109 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,343 And spill some blood! What am I paying you for? 110 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:46,910 -You're not paying us! 111 00:05:47,043 --> 00:05:48,643 Frankly, I find it very exploitative! 112 00:05:48,777 --> 00:05:50,176 Ow! 113 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:55,777 Ugh, hand-to-hand combat is so gross. All that sweat... 114 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,743 (grunt) 115 00:06:02,143 --> 00:06:03,843 -Dude, focus! We can win this thing. 116 00:06:03,977 --> 00:06:07,810 Imagine going back to town with all that food! 117 00:06:07,943 --> 00:06:10,243 We'd be heroes! And more than that, we'd be champions. 118 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:11,743 -You're hoping there's 119 00:06:11,877 --> 00:06:13,810 a big jewel-encrusted trophy belt, aren't you? 120 00:06:13,943 --> 00:06:15,376 -Oh man, don't get my hopes up. 121 00:06:15,510 --> 00:06:17,643 -Alright. If this means that much to you, 122 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:21,043 Let's do it! Game faces on! Okay... 123 00:06:21,176 --> 00:06:23,543 (scream) 124 00:06:27,143 --> 00:06:30,243 -(in slow motion): Ow! 125 00:06:32,176 --> 00:06:33,710 (moaning) 126 00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:40,676 -What happened? -I almost got killed. 127 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,910 That's what. Luckily things swung back my way 128 00:06:43,043 --> 00:06:44,877 because everybody kept tripping over you. 129 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,576 -So then, we won? -I won. 130 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,977 You took a little nap. 131 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,977 -I was ready! How did I get knocked out so fast? 132 00:06:52,109 --> 00:06:54,343 I had a game face and I was focused! 133 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:56,576 -And that was the problem. 134 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,843 In the first fight, you were so busy having a fit, 135 00:06:59,977 --> 00:07:03,010 you killed that one-eyed fool without even thinking. 136 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,943 -I mean, she's right. 137 00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:10,643 -What are you talking about? I don't have fits. 138 00:07:10,777 --> 00:07:13,576 -Kid, I was a psych nurse before doomsday. 139 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:15,977 I know acute anxiety when I see it. 140 00:07:16,109 --> 00:07:18,576 And yours is a secret weapon. 141 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:20,076 It freezes your mind, 142 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:22,410 so your body can become a killing machine. 143 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,810 -Uh?! I don't have anxiety. 144 00:07:24,943 --> 00:07:26,443 I'm stable. Very stable! 145 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,243 Wait, okay, I could see how being raised in the wild 146 00:07:29,376 --> 00:07:31,910 by a survivalist mother who made me kill and skin small animals 147 00:07:32,043 --> 00:07:34,610 might have left me with some post-traumatic issues but... 148 00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:36,543 it's not like I have a disorder. Do I? 149 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:39,043 Then again, Mom had issues. Big issues. 150 00:07:39,176 --> 00:07:40,543 And those get passed down. 151 00:07:40,676 --> 00:07:43,410 Oh my God! I have genetic anxiety! 152 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:45,243 -Did you just hypnotize my brother? 153 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:47,043 -No, I motivated him. 154 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,443 Knowing how to motivate people is pretty much 155 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:51,276 how I got where I am today. 156 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:55,343 -Got where? Running bum fights in a horse corral?! 157 00:07:58,676 --> 00:08:00,743 (whirring) 158 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:05,276 -(Judith): Yes! 159 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,276 Damn it, AENUS! What are you doing? 160 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,010 -(AENUS): I see what you're up to, Judith. 161 00:08:11,143 --> 00:08:12,910 You're after Johndoe Cobretti! 162 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:16,176 Well, I'm sorry, but whatever issues you have with this man 163 00:08:16,309 --> 00:08:17,977 won't be solved by killing him. 164 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:19,910 -Most issues with men 165 00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:22,343 could easily be solved by killing them. 166 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:24,643 -(AENUS): Be that as it may, I can't... 167 00:08:24,777 --> 00:08:27,076 -You got to go after the guy who done you wrong, why can't I? 168 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:32,743 (explosion) 169 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:34,610 -(AENUS): Alright, fine. 170 00:08:34,743 --> 00:08:36,743 You can kill your ex. Just this once. 171 00:08:36,877 --> 00:08:40,243 Might I suggest using the sidewinder missiles? 172 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:43,309 -Oh, I like the way you think! 173 00:08:43,443 --> 00:08:45,043 (scream) 174 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:49,309 -Whoa, it's a packed house. 175 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:52,810 -You okay, bro? 176 00:08:52,943 --> 00:08:54,343 -Don't you see what Maxine's doing? 177 00:08:54,476 --> 00:08:56,476 She's playing head games with me! 178 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,877 How do we even know there is a shipping container 179 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,476 full of supplies? 180 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:04,076 -Hey! Of course, there is! 181 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,410 -Have you seen it? I sure haven't! 182 00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:09,376 This whole thing could be a big fat scam-eroni pizza! 183 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:12,977 I don't trust that Maxine. Not one bit! 184 00:09:13,109 --> 00:09:14,710 Suppose we fight our way through to the end, 185 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:16,943 only to wind up with nothing? 186 00:09:18,443 --> 00:09:20,943 (high pitch scream) 187 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,376 And if it is a scam... 188 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:27,010 do you realize how stupid we're going to look 189 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:29,143 when we get back to St. Zephyr? 190 00:09:29,276 --> 00:09:30,943 (grunt) 191 00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:35,610 I don't know if I can handle disapproval of that magnitude! 192 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,143 Are you listening to me? 193 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,076 (cheering) 194 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:42,276 -Dad! It's Rafe and Gabe! 195 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,643 (cheering) 196 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:47,943 -Is it me or does Gabe look a little off. 197 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:51,843 (gasp) 198 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:54,643 (yawning) 199 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,877 -Oh yeah... Ha! Ha! 200 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:00,810 -(Judith): Hello, Johndoe! 201 00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:03,543 -Judith? Uh, hey! 202 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:06,877 Good to see you, baby. How's bunker life treating you? 203 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,543 -(Judith): Shut up, you dirty snake. 204 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,710 Better yet, bend over, you bastard. 205 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,443 -(Johndoe): Uh, Come on, honeybunch, don't be mad. 206 00:10:13,576 --> 00:10:15,676 This is all a big misunderstanding. 207 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:18,476 In fact, I got proof! I'll show you. It's right here. 208 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:20,877 -(AENUS): What happened? you didn't even fire! 209 00:10:24,877 --> 00:10:26,943 -Ha-ah! 210 00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:29,543 (explosion) 211 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:38,643 -Son of a bitch did the exact same thing 212 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,243 back when I told him I was pregnant! 213 00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:43,543 -(AENUS): Well that's one way to avoid confrontation. 214 00:10:45,376 --> 00:10:47,209 (snoring) 215 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,043 -Knock, knock! -Guys! 216 00:10:54,176 --> 00:10:55,543 Hey, I'm so glad to see you. 217 00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,043 -Mmm, you too. 218 00:10:57,176 --> 00:10:59,109 Hey! Have you tried these rat kebabs? 219 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,376 They're incredible. 220 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,676 You boys were dynamite out there. 221 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,543 Especially Gabe. Who knew you had it in you? 222 00:11:06,676 --> 00:11:08,943 -That buzzing! It's inside my head. 223 00:11:09,076 --> 00:11:12,476 Just like Maxine... her words burrowing into my mind, 224 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,309 laying eggs of doubt and self-loathing. 225 00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:17,076 Shut up! 226 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,243 -Is he okay? -Yeah. 227 00:11:19,376 --> 00:11:21,276 Maxine says we got to keep him on edge. 228 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,576 It's his secret weapon. 229 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,076 -That doesn't sound healthy. 230 00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:27,276 -He's fine! That's what's gonna help them win 231 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:28,910 that shipping container! 232 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,076 After that, we'll live like kings. 233 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:32,576 -Yeah, but by that point, 234 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,877 Gabe might be so far gone he won't come back. 235 00:11:37,977 --> 00:11:39,410 I've seen this in the Congo. 236 00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:41,209 Male spider monkeys so tense with anxiety, 237 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:42,977 they lash out and then self-destruct 238 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:44,777 in a frenzy of panic and pointless violence. 239 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:49,076 -Nah! Gabe's okay. Aren't ya, buddy? 240 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,810 -Is that the... -Bathroom bucket. 241 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:57,109 Yeah, he uses to block mind-readers. 242 00:11:57,243 --> 00:12:01,543 But other than that, he is totally fine! 243 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,076 Gabe, buddy, wake up. 244 00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:14,576 -Time to fight again? 245 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:17,043 -Keep your voice down. We're getting out of here. 246 00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:20,710 -What about your belt? Your shiny belt? 247 00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,209 -Screw the belt! 248 00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:23,743 Ana said if we keep making you fight, 249 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,410 you could wind up dying like a monkey spider. 250 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,376 -In my own banana-web? 251 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,810 -I don't know, man. Come on! 252 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,943 -Thank you! 253 00:12:36,977 --> 00:12:40,109 -I do not get paid enough for this. 254 00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:47,376 (low growl) 255 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,910 -I was right. That doesn't sound like supplies! 256 00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:52,576 (low growl) 257 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,076 -Ah! 258 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:57,910 -I see you boys have met your opponent for tomorrow. 259 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:01,443 Gorth, come on out and say hello. 260 00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,309 (scream) 261 00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:12,209 -Take these shitbags back to their cage, will you? 262 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:13,943 -Anxiety returning! 263 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:17,410 -Good! 'Cause you're gonna need it, Freakshow. 264 00:13:17,543 --> 00:13:19,910 -I think I'm gonna hyperventilate. 265 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:23,109 -Reel it in, Gabe. This is no time to play with yourself. 266 00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:25,143 But don't worry. I got a plan. 267 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,143 You pitch one of you fits, and while he's distracted, 268 00:13:27,276 --> 00:13:29,977 I'll run away. -Okay, then what? 269 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,843 -Then, I'm gonna dig out this wedgy. 270 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,543 It's gone full penetration, Gabe! 271 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:35,977 It's shaving my taint and dividing my nuggets. 272 00:13:36,109 --> 00:13:38,543 Who would have thought gladiator work would be so painful? 273 00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:46,610 (slurping) 274 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,109 (loud burp) 275 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:50,376 -You know, caffeinated mud's pretty tasty 276 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,643 once you choke it down. So, how're my champs doin'? 277 00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:54,443 -Dwayne, we gotta get outta here. 278 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:56,977 I need you to find our truck, get us some weapons. 279 00:13:57,109 --> 00:13:59,410 -Whoa, whoa! You can't throw in the towel now. 280 00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:01,610 It's the big Battle Royale. 281 00:14:01,743 --> 00:14:04,910 Speaking of which... I go to go make some bets. 282 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:07,209 -Gabe, listen, when we get in there, 283 00:14:07,343 --> 00:14:10,209 you stay out of it, okay? Just play dead or something. 284 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:13,343 -No. You need to trigger me. It's the best chance we have. 285 00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,209 -Ana said it's not good for you. 286 00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:17,910 -Neither is getting decapitated, but either way, I lose my head. 287 00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:20,910 Just say something stupid, or annoying, or incorrect. 288 00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,543 My anxiety will do the rest. 289 00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:26,910 -Uh... Okay. The Dimension Patrol books are for losers? 290 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:31,543 -Rafe, I said "incorrect" not "patently absurd"! 291 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,209 -I'll give Johndoe one thing, 292 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,010 he's slipperier than a bar of soap in a prison shower. 293 00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:42,643 -(AENUS): Judith, my sensors indicate that Cobretti 294 00:14:42,777 --> 00:14:44,309 may be fitted with a tracking chip. 295 00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:46,676 The same chip we used to track down General Hecks. 296 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,576 -Can you zero in on it? 297 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,576 -Nice probing, AENUS! 298 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,209 (cheering) 299 00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:02,977 -Mutants and wastelanders! 300 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:06,977 Welcome to the Arena's Final Battle Royale! 301 00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:09,676 Our champions were raised 302 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,176 in a survival bunker 303 00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:15,109 by their obviously unhinged doomsday-prepper mom! 304 00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:18,209 The deep emotional scars of their childhoods 305 00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:20,643 are finally paying off... 306 00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:24,510 in a blood-soaked orgy of violence and slaughter! 307 00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:28,243 Please welcome, Rafe and Gabe Burns! 308 00:15:29,476 --> 00:15:31,143 -Burns? 309 00:15:31,276 --> 00:15:34,643 -Hey, are you and my Dad boning? -What? 310 00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:37,410 No! That's crazy! 311 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:40,076 Why? Has... someone say something? 312 00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,977 -I'll take that as a yes. 313 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,576 -Alright, I bet every battery I have 314 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,076 on Gabe going full loony tunes out there. 315 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:48,376 What's with you two? 316 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,510 -Us? Nothing. 317 00:15:50,643 --> 00:15:55,610 -And in this corner, the undefeated Arena Champion, 318 00:15:57,943 --> 00:16:01,109 Gorth the God Killer! 319 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:04,543 (growling) 320 00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:13,143 (cheering) 321 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,943 -(AENUS): Don't use a missile, Judith. 322 00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:21,410 The resulting blast would cause too much collateral damage. 323 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:24,076 -Ah, you're no fun. 324 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,610 Engage sniper weapon and scope. 325 00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:31,943 -Maybe this will get you all wiggy. 326 00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:34,943 Remember the time we found that chocolate and then we lost it. 327 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:36,476 Well, I actually ate it. 328 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:37,977 -I knew that already. 329 00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,676 -I just don't know how to trigger your anxiety! 330 00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:44,010 -Yes you do! You're a freaking expert at it. 331 00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:47,309 You're the cause of it! -Don't put that on me, bro! 332 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,343 Your weirdo worrying is not my fault. 333 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,343 (scream) 334 00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,810 -Well you do contribute to it. In a huge way. 335 00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:57,043 -That is so unfair! I don't control how you think! 336 00:16:57,176 --> 00:17:01,076 -Then why is 90 % of my worrying because of stuff you do! 337 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:04,176 -Dude, if it wasn't me causing it, it would be something else! 338 00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:07,977 I don't wanna sound like a dick, but the problem is...you! 339 00:17:09,743 --> 00:17:12,443 (gasp) 340 00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:17,843 (cheering) 341 00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:20,410 -Hey, Johndoe... Uh? 342 00:17:20,543 --> 00:17:23,243 (growling) 343 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,576 (hyperventilating) 344 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:31,676 (screaming) 345 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,543 (yelling) 346 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:37,176 -Huh? -Huh? 347 00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:40,276 (sigh) 348 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,977 -Boo! 349 00:17:46,877 --> 00:17:49,276 (growling) 350 00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:54,476 -It's Rafe and Gabe! What are they doing? 351 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:57,076 Probably kicking some ass. 352 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,676 Just like their mama. 353 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:08,443 (growling) 354 00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:11,043 Damn it! He got me! 355 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,710 -Mr. Cobretti, why are you here? 356 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:16,510 -Just wanted to help out my buddies. 357 00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:19,643 It's not like I came in here to use you as human shields 358 00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,743 from a missile attack. 359 00:18:21,877 --> 00:18:26,510 But, if you talk to your mom, put in a good word for me, okay? 360 00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:28,943 (screaming) 361 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,143 -Why does Johndoe want us to put a word in with mom? 362 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,109 -So not relevant right now! 363 00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:35,209 -It's a little odd, don't you think? 364 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:36,676 -Can we obsess over this later? 365 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,877 -Oh, I plan to. -Wait! Can ya do it now? 366 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,977 'Cause we kind of need your superpower! 367 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,143 I'm afraid not. 368 00:18:44,276 --> 00:18:46,143 When you were hit, my anxiety kicked into overdrive then it... 369 00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:48,143 levelled off. 370 00:18:48,276 --> 00:18:50,343 I've attained anxiety nirvana. 371 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:51,943 -That's great! 372 00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,643 (screaming) 373 00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:57,376 (screaming and crying) 374 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,376 -On no... My boys. My sweet boys. 375 00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:02,076 Go for his (bleep) balls! 376 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,610 It's only fighting dirty if you lose! 377 00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:08,476 (growling) 378 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,910 (screaming) 379 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:20,343 -(AENUS): Sniper gun back online, Judith. 380 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,843 (grunts) 381 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:29,309 -Argh! 382 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,410 -(sighing): Disengaging. We're going home. 383 00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:35,676 -(AENUS): Why? Because Johndoe helped them? 384 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,710 Oh, Judith, you've gone soft. 385 00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:41,710 -Soft enough for you? 386 00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,977 -(AENUS): Okay, jeez. Touchy. Touchy! 387 00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:50,643 -Oh, thanks, Mr. Cobretti. But why did you help us? 388 00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,176 -And how do you know our mom? 389 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:56,910 -Well, it's a long story that I need a second to make up... 390 00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,543 -Ladies and Gentlemen, our new Champion... This guy! 391 00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:02,877 (cheering) 392 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:05,510 You two. I'm dropping your contracts. 393 00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:08,143 Get the hell out of before we unfurl some body bags. 394 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,676 -I gotta know. Is there a grand prize? 395 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,343 -Of course. And since this handsome fella... 396 00:20:13,476 --> 00:20:14,910 -Call me Johndoe. 397 00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:18,610 -Since Johndoe here technically won. He gets it. 398 00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:20,309 So, good night! 399 00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:22,710 -Boys! Wait! 400 00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,376 You guys did most of the fighting, 401 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,309 so you deserve those supplies... 402 00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:29,143 At least half of them. Say a third. Take a quarter. 403 00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:31,777 You know what, an eighth! You earned it. 404 00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,510 Catch you later. 405 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:36,576 -Hum... -Oh! 406 00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:42,209 (screeching) 407 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,610 -I've been thinking about what Maxine said. 408 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,510 Maybe I do have an anxiety problem? 409 00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:49,676 I should probably find a... -Holy crap, Gabe! 410 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,610 It's been days and days of nothing but you, you, you! 411 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,610 Just give me some peace for five minutes, okay? 412 00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:56,243 -Sorry. 413 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:57,810 You're mad you didn't get a... 414 00:20:57,943 --> 00:20:59,943 -...a shiny championship belt, yes! 415 00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,877 So, back off, I'm still processing this, okay? 416 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:05,610 -And I'm the one with the mental problem. 417 00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:16,410 General Hecks, sir? 418 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,343 You're alive? And hideous! 419 00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:22,843 So, this is yours? Nice. 420 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,209 Just like how we used to recruit operatives 421 00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:26,710 down in Val Verde. 422 00:21:26,843 --> 00:21:29,643 I take it you're active again 423 00:21:29,777 --> 00:21:33,143 -Let's talk about getting us back into that super-bunker. 424 00:21:33,276 --> 00:21:36,309 -Affirmative. But I just ate. 425 00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:39,076 Could you maybe throw a bag over your head, sir? 426 00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:44,410 Too soon? 427 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:51,143 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.