1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:10,043 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:14,309 and may contain m(indistinct yelling). 4 00:00:14,443 --> 00:00:16,076 -Shut up! 5 00:00:16,209 --> 00:00:18,576 Look, I know this drought's been rough. 6 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,243 We're all thirsty. 7 00:00:20,376 --> 00:00:22,410 Rationing water's been a nightmare! 8 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:25,076 -Yeah! Do you have any idea what a monkey tail smells like 9 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:27,410 if you don't bathe for two weeks? 10 00:00:27,543 --> 00:00:29,977 -Mop water and expired meat. 11 00:00:31,243 --> 00:00:32,977 -Well, our problems are over. 12 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:34,710 Thanks to Gabe, I guess... 13 00:00:34,843 --> 00:00:36,576 Lay it on us, Dr. Science. 14 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:39,109 -I call it the Aqua-Gabe 3000! 15 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:41,576 ♪ 16 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,543 (gasping) 17 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:46,877 It's an assembly of ultra-rare parts that filter out toxins, 18 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:48,643 leaving pure clean water! 19 00:00:48,777 --> 00:00:51,443 Well, 74 % pure clean water... 20 00:00:51,576 --> 00:00:53,743 -Skip the math, Elon Musky! 21 00:00:53,877 --> 00:00:55,977 Point is... 22 00:00:56,109 --> 00:00:58,710 (squeaking noise) 23 00:01:02,243 --> 00:01:04,843 ... the water's back, baby! 24 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:08,243 (cheering) 25 00:01:10,943 --> 00:01:12,777 (screaming) 26 00:01:14,843 --> 00:01:18,043 -Okay, who's the d-bag that dumped garbage in my spot? 27 00:01:18,176 --> 00:01:19,943 Come on. 28 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,910 (apocalyptic music) 29 00:01:28,543 --> 00:01:31,743 (theme music) 30 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:43,076 ♪ 31 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,610 (growling) 32 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,476 avenged to? 33 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:01,343 -Yeah, yeah, terrible drought, whole town's gonna die, 34 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:04,476 all my fault... Jeez, let it go already. 35 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:06,543 Why are we even looking for water? 36 00:02:06,676 --> 00:02:09,943 We should be looking for Mom's drone. It means she's not dead! 37 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:13,076 -Yes! And if we don't find water soon, we'll be not not dead! 38 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:17,410 Dead. It means we'll be dead. 39 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:19,443 -Knock yourself out, dweeb! 40 00:02:19,576 --> 00:02:21,410 I'm gonna find Mom's drone! 41 00:02:21,543 --> 00:02:23,977 I got the eye of a freakin' eagle! 42 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:26,777 ♪ 43 00:02:33,276 --> 00:02:35,877 Ugh... 44 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:39,777 (suspenseful music) 45 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:45,443 What the...? 46 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:48,476 (aggressive squeaking) 47 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:51,610 (high pitch scream) 48 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,043 (squeaking) 49 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:05,643 (Rafe screams.) 50 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,576 -(man's voice): Be calm. 51 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,276 I have interfaced with your cerebellum to speak unto you. 52 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,010 Praise be, 53 00:03:14,143 --> 00:03:15,843 I am the Gord. 54 00:03:15,977 --> 00:03:18,543 -Huh? The Lord? Like the guy who watches over us 55 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,710 and sees me when I'm cranking it? 56 00:03:20,843 --> 00:03:22,710 -No, not the Lord! 57 00:03:22,843 --> 00:03:24,309 The Gord! 58 00:03:24,443 --> 00:03:26,743 I was once a mega-church pastor. 59 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:29,810 Now, thanks to radiation, I'm a six-legged pinkish thingy. 60 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,176 I'm honestly totally fine with it. 61 00:03:32,309 --> 00:03:34,343 Praise Gord! 62 00:03:34,476 --> 00:03:36,209 Hmm... You are Rafe. 63 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:38,743 From the town of St. Zephyr. 64 00:03:38,877 --> 00:03:42,209 You have one brother, Gabe, a major dweeb. 65 00:03:42,343 --> 00:03:44,843 -Wow, it's like you're in my head. 66 00:03:44,977 --> 00:03:46,410 -Yes, I just told you! 67 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:48,410 I interfaced with your cerebellum! 68 00:03:48,543 --> 00:03:50,410 You are the Chosen One! 69 00:03:50,543 --> 00:03:54,010 Together, we shall bring the Word of Gord to St. Zephyr, 70 00:03:54,143 --> 00:03:55,777 and beyond! 71 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,410 -Cool, very cool. 72 00:03:57,543 --> 00:03:59,543 But I'm kinda busy right now looking for my Mom. 73 00:03:59,676 --> 00:04:01,610 -Then your mother we shall find! 74 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:03,176 -What? Really? 75 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,510 -Ask and ye shall receive. 76 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:08,243 For the Gord works in mysterious ways. 77 00:04:08,376 --> 00:04:11,443 You have been chosen for a great destiny. 78 00:04:11,576 --> 00:04:14,043 Now, sleep. 79 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:18,643 Sleep so I may infiltrate your mind... 80 00:04:18,777 --> 00:04:21,743 Yikes! What's with all the wrestlers in here? 81 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:24,443 Hello, handsome... 82 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,209 (gulp) 83 00:04:29,343 --> 00:04:31,076 -Way to go, AENUS. 84 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:33,777 Now I'll never reach my boys without that drone! 85 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,076 -(AENUS): It merely ran out of battery power. 86 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,109 But it has a solar panel that recharges in just 60 hours. 87 00:04:39,243 --> 00:04:41,109 -Sixty hours? Are you kidding me?! 88 00:04:41,243 --> 00:04:43,209 That kind of incompetence is exactly why I dropped out 89 00:04:43,343 --> 00:04:44,710 of society. 90 00:04:44,843 --> 00:04:47,043 -(AENUS): And here I thought it was due to untreated 91 00:04:47,176 --> 00:04:49,043 paranoid schizophrenia. -Hey! 92 00:04:49,176 --> 00:04:50,676 -(AENUS): Judith, I'm concerned. 93 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:53,143 You're using alcohol to repress your feelings! 94 00:04:53,276 --> 00:04:55,176 -What should I be using it for? 95 00:04:55,309 --> 00:04:57,243 Smashing the shit out of this bunker? 96 00:04:57,376 --> 00:04:59,777 -(AENUS): Stop! That turns on the hall light! 97 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:02,309 A needless waste of power! 98 00:05:02,443 --> 00:05:04,209 That turns up the thermostat! 99 00:05:04,343 --> 00:05:06,643 Now you'll be slightly too warm! 100 00:05:06,777 --> 00:05:09,176 (Justine screams.) 101 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,710 And that just caused our satellite to self-destruct! 102 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,476 -Oh, is that bad? 103 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,476 -(AENUS): What do you think?! 104 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:31,309 -Is Rafe here? We split up, but he never came back! 105 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:32,877 -Haven't seen him. 106 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:36,309 You find water? We're down to our last sips! 107 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:40,209 -I had to choose between drinking and watering my Trixie. 108 00:05:40,343 --> 00:05:42,977 Obviously, I watered Trixie. 109 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:46,543 It'll so be worth it when I smoke you! 110 00:05:46,676 --> 00:05:48,076 -I drank holy water! 111 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,877 Now I fear to tinkle, 112 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,610 lest it offend Jehovah! 113 00:05:51,743 --> 00:05:53,676 -You hear that? The old man's afraid to piss! 114 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,309 What kind of life is that? 115 00:05:55,443 --> 00:05:57,643 -I can lead us to water! 116 00:05:57,777 --> 00:05:59,643 -Yes! You found some? 117 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,143 -Even better: I found the Gord. 118 00:06:02,276 --> 00:06:04,810 He sent me to save all of you. 119 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,810 -Um... Is that Gord? 120 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:12,010 -Yes! Gord Almighty speaks to me in my head. 121 00:06:12,143 --> 00:06:14,576 -He bears the mark of the Beast! 122 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:16,576 The Prince of Lies! 123 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,276 Heed not his words! 124 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,576 Excuse me, I have to go recycle the holy water. 125 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,443 Oh, too late... 126 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:29,910 -(Gord): Chosen One! 127 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:33,176 You must rally your people and leave the town at once! 128 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:36,143 -But I just got back! I haven't even dropped my afternoon deuce. 129 00:06:36,276 --> 00:06:38,443 -(Gord): Do you want to see your mother or not? 130 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:41,843 Sweet, gentle, lovely Judith. 131 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:46,276 (She grunts.) 132 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,610 -Mommy! 133 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:51,476 Guys, Gord says we have to leave town. Like, now! 134 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,743 -No offence, but we're not listening 135 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:56,209 to some oversized spider-lice. 136 00:06:56,343 --> 00:06:58,676 -Or that weird thing on your head. 137 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:02,109 -Seriously, I haven't even taken my afternoon deuce. 138 00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:05,410 -(Gord): Mom window closing... closing... 139 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,943 -(yelling): Hey! Move! 140 00:07:08,076 --> 00:07:09,810 (screaming) 141 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:19,777 -Afternoon deuce... taken. 142 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:22,343 -(AENUS): Without my satellite, 143 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,209 I am unable to communicate with the outside! 144 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:27,043 -Welcome to my world, AENUS! 145 00:07:27,176 --> 00:07:29,309 I'm a friggin' prisoner in here! 146 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:31,710 My boys! 147 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:34,443 -Gord is great! Gord is good! 148 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:37,643 Gord saved us from falling space junk! 149 00:07:37,777 --> 00:07:39,576 -Huh... What the hell was that? 150 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,576 -(AENUS): Rafe appears to have fallen in 151 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,610 with a post-apocalyptic religious cult. 152 00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:46,109 -Oh, great... Why can't my kids just rebel like normal people 153 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:47,810 and get face tattoos? 154 00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:49,977 -(AENUS): Religion is not without its merits. 155 00:07:50,109 --> 00:07:53,209 Many alcoholics say the first step to recovery is 156 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:55,743 giving oneself over to a higher power. 157 00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:58,810 Alcoholics? Like the-kind-who-crash-satellites- 158 00:07:58,943 --> 00:08:01,443 and-brush-their-teeth-with- bourbon-alcoholics? 159 00:08:01,576 --> 00:08:03,309 -Oh, you mean me? 160 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:06,043 I don't know, 161 00:08:06,176 --> 00:08:08,710 I've always been more spiritual than religious. 162 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:11,343 Also, I like to punch people who say shit like, 163 00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:13,743 "I'm more spiritual than religious." 164 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:16,176 -(AENUS): Well, it's good to have an ethos. 165 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:19,576 -Rafe saved us! 166 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:22,476 If he didn't tell us to move, we'd all be meat pulp! 167 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:24,777 -I say Rafe is the man! 168 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:28,143 We should do whatever he and that hideous thing on his head 169 00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:29,643 tell us to do. 170 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,309 -(Gord): Then follow me to the Oasis! 171 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:33,410 -Then follow me to the Oasis. 172 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:35,209 -(Gord): A paradise in the wasteland 173 00:08:35,343 --> 00:08:37,443 where the water is pure, clean, and plentiful! 174 00:08:37,576 --> 00:08:39,276 -A paradise in the wasteland 175 00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:41,710 where the water is pure, clean, and plentiful! 176 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,576 (gasping) -Guys! 177 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:46,176 One near-death fluke is no reason to wander blindly 178 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:48,309 into the wasteland! It's dangerous! 179 00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:50,643 -Well, danger is my maiden name. 180 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:53,343 Want to know how sure I am that we'll find water? 181 00:08:53,476 --> 00:08:55,476 Here's how sure. 182 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:57,010 (gasping) 183 00:08:57,143 --> 00:08:58,943 -Tell me you're not seriously listening to a guy 184 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,810 whose brain is being finger-banged. 185 00:09:00,943 --> 00:09:02,877 -(Gord): Your brother is an unbeliever! 186 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,877 You must leave him behind to make the Exodus! 187 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,610 -Do I have to? 188 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:09,443 He's a wiener, but he's my wiener. My other wiener. 189 00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:11,043 -(Gord): He could prevent you 190 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,209 from ever seeing your mother again! 191 00:09:13,343 --> 00:09:15,543 -Gabe, you're banned from the Exodus. 192 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:18,676 You guys, let's roll! 193 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:21,276 (cheering) 194 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:27,710 -Dwayne! At least you haven't lost your mind. 195 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:30,710 -No, I have. I just came back for a fresh pair of pants. 196 00:09:30,843 --> 00:09:32,743 Well, rot in hell, infidel! 197 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,777 ♪ 198 00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:44,610 (moaning) 199 00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:50,109 -Gord says this way, my people! 200 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:52,410 Man, Mom's gonna be so happy to see me! 201 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:54,309 -Woah, woah, woah! What?! 202 00:09:54,443 --> 00:09:56,510 I thought this Exodus was to find water! 203 00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:58,843 -Yeah! If I don't hydrate soon, 204 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:00,877 I'll turn hard as a rock. 205 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:03,910 -Hard as a rock, huh? Maybe this drought's not so bad. 206 00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:05,610 Meow! 207 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,176 -We are going to find water. 208 00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:10,710 At the Oasis, all of our wishes and prayers will be fulfilled. 209 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,243 Like my mom! Gord says she's there! 210 00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:15,176 -You think my Carmen's there too? 211 00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:18,510 -(Gord): Hmm-hmm. -Gord says yes! 212 00:10:18,643 --> 00:10:21,076 -Maybe we can find our lost sex life 213 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:23,243 from before you got gooey! 214 00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:26,276 -Maybe I can find Simon Le Bong! 215 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:28,743 That's what I called my best bong. 216 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,843 -Simon misses you. Oh! And he can't wait 217 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:32,910 to give you massive hits of sweet, sweet cheeba. 218 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,643 -That's totally something Simon would say! 219 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:38,643 -(all chanting): Exodus! Exodus! 220 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:41,510 Exodus! 221 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:49,109 -So what's the deal? I'm waiting for the drone signal! 222 00:10:49,243 --> 00:10:52,376 -(AENUS): I just installed an "All The World's Religions" app 223 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,376 to help you regain sobriety. 224 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:56,743 Now, which one do you want to try? 225 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,910 I see Buddhism is popular... 226 00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:01,410 -Yeah, I'm not wearing robes or shaving my head. 227 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:02,977 -(AENUS): Perhaps Calvinism? 228 00:11:03,109 --> 00:11:04,543 -Too fun. 229 00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:06,777 How about Anabaptist Protestant? 230 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,643 The faith of the Amish. 231 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:10,810 -(AENUS): Initializing... 232 00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:12,543 All right... 233 00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:14,109 Are you sure? 234 00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,743 Agrarian living, total submission to men. 235 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:20,443 Seems a bit... How do I put this? Not you. 236 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:22,410 -My grandpappy was Amish back in the 50s, 237 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,910 and it worked for him... until he got shunned 238 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:27,510 and died of acute liver cirrhosis while driving drunk. 239 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,710 Point is, I want to go back to my ancestors' faithful ways. 240 00:11:30,843 --> 00:11:32,443 But I'm gonna need your help. 241 00:11:32,576 --> 00:11:35,376 -(AENUS): Well, let's get you out of those devil's trousers 242 00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:37,877 and into a simple blouse and dress. 243 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,610 No buttons! Hooks and eyes only! 244 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,576 Buttons are boastful. -Jesus H. Christ... 245 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,410 -(AENUS): That's the spirit! 246 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,010 -(yelling): The holy water has been recycled. 247 00:11:52,143 --> 00:11:54,410 Now, where is the heathen Rafe? 248 00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:56,877 The speaker of Lucifer's tongue! 249 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,376 -He convinced everyone to follow him into the wasteland. 250 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,510 -Outrageous! 251 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:03,977 Wandering the desert like a deranged lunatic? 252 00:12:04,109 --> 00:12:05,977 That's Moses' jam! 253 00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,676 He was the O.G. of desert wandering. 254 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,843 -And Rafe took the key to the weapons lockup. 255 00:12:11,977 --> 00:12:14,076 -The Lord giveth, my son... 256 00:12:16,543 --> 00:12:20,243 He giveth lots and lots of ammo! 257 00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:22,076 -I'll drive. 258 00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:28,276 -You sure you know where you're going, Rafe? 259 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:30,410 We've passed that dead body like three times now. 260 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,276 -Guys, we'll get there! Trust your Chosen One. 261 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:36,243 -Man, if he's the Chosen One, I'd hate to see the reject pile. 262 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:38,743 (laughing) 263 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,743 -(Gord): They're questioning you, Rafe! 264 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,743 You must get them under control! 265 00:12:42,877 --> 00:12:44,743 -How? I've never been in charge of a cult before. 266 00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,743 -(Gord): It's a religion, not a cult! 267 00:12:46,877 --> 00:12:48,276 -What's the difference? 268 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,309 -(Gord): Honestly, a couple thousand years... 269 00:12:50,443 --> 00:12:52,543 Never mind, I'll handle it. 270 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:57,309 -Um... Am I super high 271 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,309 or did Rafe just make a burning bush? 272 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:02,476 -Rafe is the Chosen One! 273 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:05,643 (cheering) 274 00:13:07,276 --> 00:13:11,010 (traditional music) 275 00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:16,610 -(AENUS): Hmm. Farming skills coming along nicely. 276 00:13:16,743 --> 00:13:18,343 Hemline... 277 00:13:18,476 --> 00:13:20,610 Amish regulation length. 278 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:22,643 -And I also stopped educating myself 279 00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:24,977 beyond an eight grade level. And best of all? 280 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,610 Praise the Lord - I've lost my craving for demon liquor. 281 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,643 -(AENUS): Amazing! So religion works! 282 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,209 -What else should I do? 283 00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,777 I really want to lean into this religion thing. 284 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,176 -(AENUS): You've kind of done it all... 285 00:13:38,309 --> 00:13:40,043 Except this last one: 286 00:13:40,176 --> 00:13:42,977 shun all technology not mentioned in the Bible. 287 00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:44,910 Ha, ha! Of course, that'd be impossible. 288 00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,143 It would require an entire shutdown of the bunker. 289 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:48,943 And me! Ha, ha! 290 00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:50,810 -Hmm... 291 00:13:50,943 --> 00:13:53,910 -Um... Have you considered maybe New Age? 292 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,243 You can make that religion up as you go. 293 00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,376 -I can't go on... 294 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,043 Leave me. 295 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,676 -Cool. Guys, Dwayne's dead. 296 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,610 -(Gord): Don't leave him! We need them all! 297 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:13,610 (moaning) 298 00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:16,643 (coughing) -Water... 299 00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:19,209 -Please, Gord! I've done everything you asked. 300 00:14:19,343 --> 00:14:21,676 My people are tired and thirsty and weirdly... 301 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,209 horned-up. 302 00:14:23,343 --> 00:14:25,410 -Hmm-hmm... Exodus? 303 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,576 More like Sex-odus. 304 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,676 -(Gord): Do you believe, my son? 305 00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,843 -I don't know... Probably? 306 00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:34,943 -(Gord): Then... behold! 307 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:36,810 -The Oasis! 308 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,810 We made it! 309 00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:41,510 (cheering) 310 00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:44,943 -Rafe, you holy piece of shit! 311 00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:46,543 (kiss) 312 00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:48,476 You did it! 313 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:52,043 -Now, let my people drink! 314 00:14:52,176 --> 00:14:54,877 -(Gord): And then, let my people eat! 315 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,576 -Say what now? 316 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,376 -(Gord): Nothing, just riffing. 317 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,676 Drink up, Chosen One. 318 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,777 (suspenseful music) 319 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:13,476 ♪ 320 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:21,443 -(Gord): Rafe, the time has come to enter the true Oasis. 321 00:15:21,576 --> 00:15:24,443 (Rafe gasps.) -And enter Mom? 322 00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:27,510 -(Gord): Gather your flock and make your way to the gateway. 323 00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,443 Paradise awaits. 324 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:33,710 -Hot damn, guys! Gord says we are getting an upgrade! 325 00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,010 (cheering) 326 00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,410 -Um... You want us to get in there? 327 00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,710 -Gord says it's an endless paradise. 328 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:44,410 All our hopes and dreams and loved ones are there! 329 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,410 It's a hole full of glory! 330 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,443 -I've seen some nasty glory holes, 331 00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:50,443 but this is by far the most gross. 332 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,476 But hey! Who am I to question Gord? 333 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,476 -I call first "holesies"! 334 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:58,977 -No, me! Trixie's almost smokeable, I need that bong! 335 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:02,010 (Rafe gasps.) -"Let my people eat..." 336 00:16:02,143 --> 00:16:03,710 (Rafe screams.) 337 00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:08,176 Stop! That's no glory hole! It's a food hole! 338 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,743 Gord brought us here to be his dinner! 339 00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:12,343 -Gord would never! 340 00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:14,443 Gord is great! Gord is good! You taught us that! 341 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:17,977 -Yeah! Clear a path, Chosen One! 342 00:16:20,443 --> 00:16:23,576 -Holy hellmouth! We've got to take out Gord, like right now! 343 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,243 -Why take out just one heretic... 344 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,209 when we can take out all of them? 345 00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:29,877 -No! Are you crazy?! 346 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,076 I mean, I know the answer... but still! 347 00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:34,143 -Stop! You have to listen to me! 348 00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,943 -Rafe! Let us by! 349 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:37,943 -(struggling): He's surprisingly strong 350 00:16:38,076 --> 00:16:39,476 for someone so stupid! 351 00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:41,443 -Man, that tail really stinks. 352 00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:44,076 -(Gord): Chosen One! Obey your Gord! 353 00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:46,743 Or I shall shock your pain receptors again, 354 00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:48,543 like a lab monkey! 355 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,176 -Argh! What kind of god tries to force people 356 00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:52,843 down a glory hole?! 357 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,476 -(Gord): A hungry one... 358 00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:00,243 -(AENUS): Right, I've turned off all devices, screens, 359 00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:01,843 and electrical lighting. 360 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,043 Or... what do your people call it again? 361 00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,076 -Satan's candlelight. 362 00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,109 -(AENUS): Delightful! -AENUS, it's just not enough. 363 00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:11,543 I feel like I'm sinning just talking to you. 364 00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,343 -(AENUS): But we're friends! -Machines are forbidden! 365 00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:16,643 Every word I say to you gets me one step closer 366 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:18,643 to eternal damnation. 367 00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,476 So stressed out... Oh! Maybe just a sip... 368 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:24,010 -(AENUS): Judith! You've come so far! 369 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,710 Don't throw it all away now! 370 00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:29,243 If it will keep you devout, and not shitfaced, 371 00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:30,843 I'll do it. 372 00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:32,943 -You've been real good to me, AENUS. 373 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:35,443 Like the annoying AI shrink I never had... 374 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,276 or wanted. 375 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,877 But don't worry. 376 00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:41,010 From now on, I'll have Jesus to keep me company. 377 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,676 -(AENUS): Godspeed, Judith. 378 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,176 -Right back at you, my friend. 379 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:46,977 (AENUS shuts down.) 380 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:55,309 Yes! The stupid idiot bought it! 381 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,710 I'm brilliant! Praise Judith! 382 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,843 (screaming) 383 00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,743 -(Gord): Obey, Chosen One! Gord commands it! 384 00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:05,610 -We're wasting time! Follow the eleventh commandment: 385 00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:07,877 kill them all and let God sort them out! 386 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:10,043 -No, kill Gord and there's no need to sort anything out! 387 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,109 (shooting) (screaming) 388 00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:15,343 -(Gord): Interlopers! Quickly, my brethren! Come forth! 389 00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:17,710 (screaming) 390 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:21,443 -Guys, I'm starting to think my wife's not in that hole... 391 00:18:21,576 --> 00:18:24,443 ♪ 392 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:26,076 (screaming) 393 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:29,010 -No! Argh! -Aaah! 394 00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,610 -(Gord): Apostate! If I can't feed on your followers, 395 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,043 I'll feed on your brain! 396 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,710 Kneel! Kneel before Gord! 397 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,977 Jeez, kinda slim pickings here... 398 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:47,376 -Holy crap! The gate is actually unlocked! 399 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,910 So long, bunker! 400 00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,843 Smell you later, AENUS! 401 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,843 Ow... 402 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:57,643 -(AENUS): You didn't really think that would work, did you? 403 00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:59,209 -I goddamn well did! 404 00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:02,343 -(AENUS): I would never completely power off. 405 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,376 As with any religious training, my software update includes 406 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,010 a paranoia plug-in. 407 00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,743 -Two-faced, double-dealing hypocrite! 408 00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:11,877 -(AENUS): Yes, and also a hypocrisy plug-in. 409 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,176 But I have good news. -A plague of frogs? 410 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:16,610 -(AENUS): No. While you were busy trying to trick me, 411 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,209 the drone signal came in: the battery is fully charged! 412 00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,309 -Thank God... 413 00:19:21,443 --> 00:19:23,276 for science! 414 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,376 (screaming) 415 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,877 -Please! Do whatever you want with my brain, 416 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:30,209 just spare my plant! 417 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,977 -(parasite): Oh, shoot! I can't find his cerebellum! 418 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:36,543 -Joke's on you! Nothing makes sense inside there! 419 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,610 (gibberish) 420 00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:41,543 -(Gord): And there's the head cheese! 421 00:19:41,676 --> 00:19:43,410 Goodbye, Chosen One. 422 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,410 And bon appétit! 423 00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:47,343 (Rafe groans.) 424 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,343 -Rafe! 425 00:19:49,476 --> 00:19:51,676 (click) 426 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,143 -Ha, ha! -Um... 427 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,043 Thou shalt not nuke Gabe with a grenade launcher? 428 00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:59,476 (groaning) 429 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,610 (screaming) 430 00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:07,410 -Aaaaah! 431 00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,043 -The Chosen One! 432 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,910 He is risen! 433 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,543 -And on the seventh day, I said... 434 00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:16,676 Die, you friggin' whackjob! Aaaah! 435 00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,977 -(Gord): Judas! 436 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,243 -Ah! Trixie! 437 00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:27,010 -See you in hell, heathen. 438 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,877 -Already there, padre! 439 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,843 (tense music) 440 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,010 (Gabe screams.) 441 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:37,576 (explosion) 442 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,410 -Forgive me, Gord. I know not what I do. 443 00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:50,943 Seriously, can someone tell me what I'm doing? 444 00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,143 I'm missing a chunk of my brain. 445 00:20:53,276 --> 00:20:55,676 ♪ 446 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,610 -Clearly, Gord was a parasite that pierced your cerebellum 447 00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:00,877 to control you and draw people to the Oasis 448 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,076 to feed to that subterranean creature. 449 00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:05,076 -No shit, Gabe. We were all there. 450 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,443 -I thought you could use an explainer since, you know, 451 00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,276 you're half lobotomized now. -Yeah. How are you even alive? 452 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,443 -I think Gord mostly ate the part of my brain 453 00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:14,243 that made me religious. 454 00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,510 Ha! Won't need that anymore! 455 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,643 -I'm trying to think of a takeaway from all this. 456 00:21:20,777 --> 00:21:22,543 Is God just a mirror of man? 457 00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:25,343 Is Faith a drug that can heal and harm? 458 00:21:25,476 --> 00:21:27,176 -Religion eats your brain? 459 00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:28,843 -There it is. 460 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,710 -Hey! We better get some more water into Johnny. 461 00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:34,276 Last I checked, he was going all hard again. 462 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,010 -(Suzette): Hang on! 463 00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:38,309 We're not done in here! 464 00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:42,010 -God, that was disturbing. 465 00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:45,076 -God had nothing to do with that. 466 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:52,276 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.