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-Shut up!
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Look, I know
this drought's been rough.
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We're all thirsty.
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Rationing water's been
a nightmare!
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-Yeah! Do you have any idea what
a monkey tail smells like
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if you don't bathe
for two weeks?
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-Mop water and expired meat.
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-Well, our problems are over.
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Thanks to Gabe, I guess...
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Lay it on us, Dr. Science.
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-I call it the Aqua-Gabe 3000!
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It's an assembly of ultra-rare
parts that filter out toxins,
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leaving pure clean water!
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Well, 74 % pure clean water...
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-Skip the math, Elon Musky!
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Point is...
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... the water's back, baby!
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-Okay, who's the d-bag
that dumped garbage in my spot?
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Come on.
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avenged to?
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-Yeah, yeah, terrible drought,
whole town's gonna die,
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all my fault...
Jeez, let it go already.
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Why are we even
looking for water?
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We should be looking for Mom's
drone. It means she's not dead!
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-Yes! And if we don't find water
soon, we'll be not not dead!
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Dead. It means we'll be dead.
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-Knock yourself out, dweeb!
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I'm gonna find Mom's drone!
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I got the eye
of a freakin' eagle!
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Ugh...
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What the...?
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Be calm.
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I have interfaced with your
cerebellum to speak unto you.
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Praise be,
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I am the Gord.
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-Huh? The Lord?
Like the guy who watches over us
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and sees me
when I'm cranking it?
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-No, not the Lord!
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The Gord!
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I was once a mega-church pastor.
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Now, thanks to radiation,
I'm a six-legged pinkish thingy.
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I'm honestly
totally fine with it.
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Praise Gord!
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Hmm... You are Rafe.
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From the town of St. Zephyr.
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You have one brother, Gabe,
a major dweeb.
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-Wow, it's like
you're in my head.
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-Yes, I just told you!
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I interfaced
with your cerebellum!
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You are the Chosen One!
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Together, we shall bring
the Word of Gord to St. Zephyr,
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and beyond!
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-Cool, very cool.
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But I'm kinda busy right now
looking for my Mom.
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-Then your mother we shall find!
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-What? Really?
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-Ask and ye shall receive.
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For the Gord works
in mysterious ways.
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You have been chosen
for a great destiny.
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Now, sleep.
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Sleep so I may infiltrate
your mind...
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Yikes! What's with all
the wrestlers in here?
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Hello, handsome...
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-Way to go, AENUS.
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Now I'll never reach my boys
without that drone!
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It merely ran out
of battery power.
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But it has a solar panel
that recharges in just 60 hours.
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-Sixty hours?
Are you kidding me?!
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That kind of incompetence
is exactly why I dropped out
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of society.
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And here I thought
it was due to untreated
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paranoid schizophrenia.
-Hey!
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Judith, I'm concerned.
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You're using alcohol
to repress your feelings!
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-What should I be
using it for?
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Smashing the shit
out of this bunker?
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Stop!
That turns on the hall light!
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A needless waste of power!
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That turns up the thermostat!
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Now you'll be
slightly too warm!
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And that just caused
our satellite to self-destruct!
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-Oh, is that bad?
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What do you think?!
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-Is Rafe here? We split up,
but he never came back!
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-Haven't seen him.
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You find water?
We're down to our last sips!
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-I had to choose between
drinking and watering my Trixie.
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Obviously, I watered Trixie.
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It'll so be worth it
when I smoke you!
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-I drank holy water!
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Now I fear to tinkle,
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lest it offend Jehovah!
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-You hear that?
The old man's afraid to piss!
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What kind of life is that?
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-I can lead us to water!
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-Yes! You found some?
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I found the Gord.
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He sent me to save all of you.
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-Um... Is that Gord?
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-Yes! Gord Almighty speaks to me
in my head.
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-He bears the mark of the Beast!
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The Prince of Lies!
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Heed not his words!
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Excuse me, I have to go recycle
the holy water.
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Oh, too late...
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Chosen One!
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You must rally your people
and leave the town at once!
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-But I just got back! I haven't
even dropped my afternoon deuce.
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Do you want to see
your mother or not?
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Sweet, gentle, lovely Judith.
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-Mommy!
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Guys, Gord says we have
to leave town. Like, now!
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-No offence,
but we're not listening
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to some oversized spider-lice.
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-Or that weird thing
on your head.
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-Seriously, I haven't even taken
my afternoon deuce.
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Mom window closing...
closing...
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Hey! Move!
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-Afternoon deuce... taken.
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Without my satellite,
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I am unable to communicate
with the outside!
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-Welcome to my world, AENUS!
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I'm a friggin' prisoner in here!
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My boys!
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-Gord is great! Gord is good!
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Gord saved us
from falling space junk!
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-Huh... What the hell was that?
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Rafe appears
to have fallen in
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with a post-apocalyptic
religious cult.
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-Oh, great... Why can't my kids
just rebel like normal people
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and get face tattoos?
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Religion is not
without its merits.
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Many alcoholics say the first
step to recovery is
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giving oneself over
to a higher power.
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Alcoholics? Like
the-kind-who-crash-satellites-
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and-brush-their-teeth-with-
bourbon-alcoholics?
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-Oh, you mean me?
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I don't know,
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I've always been more spiritual
than religious.
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Also, I like to punch people
who say shit like,
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"I'm more spiritual
than religious."
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Well, it's good
to have an ethos.
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-Rafe saved us!
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If he didn't tell us to move,
we'd all be meat pulp!
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-I say Rafe is the man!
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We should do whatever he and
that hideous thing on his head
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tell us to do.
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Then follow me
to the Oasis!
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-Then follow me to the Oasis.
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A paradise
in the wasteland
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where the water is pure,
clean, and plentiful!
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-A paradise in the wasteland
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where the water is pure,
clean, and plentiful!
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-Guys!
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One near-death fluke is
no reason to wander blindly
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into the wasteland!
It's dangerous!
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-Well, danger is my maiden name.
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Want to know how sure I am
that we'll find water?
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Here's how sure.
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-Tell me you're not seriously
listening to a guy
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whose brain is being
finger-banged.
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Your brother
is an unbeliever!
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You must leave him behind
to make the Exodus!
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-Do I have to?
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He's a wiener, but he's
my wiener. My other wiener.
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He could prevent you
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from ever seeing your mother
again!
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-Gabe, you're banned
from the Exodus.
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You guys, let's roll!
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-Dwayne! At least
you haven't lost your mind.
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-No, I have. I just came back
for a fresh pair of pants.
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Well, rot in hell, infidel!
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-Gord says this way, my people!
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Man, Mom's gonna be
so happy to see me!
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-Woah, woah, woah! What?!
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I thought this Exodus
was to find water!
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-Yeah! If I don't hydrate soon,
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I'll turn hard as a rock.
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-Hard as a rock, huh?
Maybe this drought's not so bad.
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Meow!
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-We are going to find water.
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At the Oasis, all of our wishes
and prayers will be fulfilled.
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Like my mom!
Gord says she's there!
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-You think
my Carmen's there too?
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Hmm-hmm.
-Gord says yes!
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-Maybe we can find
our lost sex life
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from before
you got gooey!
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-Maybe I can find
Simon Le Bong!
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That's what I called
my best bong.
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-Simon misses you.
Oh! And he can't wait
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to give you massive hits
of sweet, sweet cheeba.
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-That's totally something
Simon would say!
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Exodus! Exodus!
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Exodus!
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-So what's the deal? I'm waiting
for the drone signal!
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I just installed an
"All The World's Religions" app
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to help you regain sobriety.
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Now, which one
do you want to try?
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I see Buddhism is popular...
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-Yeah, I'm not wearing robes
or shaving my head.
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Perhaps Calvinism?
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-Too fun.
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How about Anabaptist Protestant?
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The faith of the Amish.
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Initializing...
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All right...
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Are you sure?
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Agrarian living,
total submission to men.
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Seems a bit...
How do I put this? Not you.
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-My grandpappy was Amish
back in the 50s,
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and it worked for him...
until he got shunned
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and died of acute liver
cirrhosis while driving drunk.
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Point is, I want to go back
to my ancestors' faithful ways.
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But I'm gonna need your help.
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Well, let's get you
out of those devil's trousers
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and into a simple
blouse and dress.
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No buttons!
Hooks and eyes only!
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Buttons are boastful.
-Jesus H. Christ...
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That's the spirit!
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The holy water
has been recycled.
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Now, where is
the heathen Rafe?
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The speaker
of Lucifer's tongue!
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-He convinced everyone to
follow him into the wasteland.
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-Outrageous!
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Wandering the desert
like a deranged lunatic?
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That's Moses' jam!
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He was the O.G.
of desert wandering.
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-And Rafe took the key
to the weapons lockup.
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-The Lord giveth, my son...
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He giveth
lots and lots of ammo!
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-I'll drive.
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-You sure you know
where you're going, Rafe?
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We've passed that dead body
like three times now.
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-Guys, we'll get there!
Trust your Chosen One.
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-Man, if he's the Chosen One,
I'd hate to see the reject pile.
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They're
questioning you, Rafe!
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You must get them
under control!
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-How? I've never been
in charge of a cult before.
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It's a religion,
not a cult!
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-What's the difference?
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Honestly,
a couple thousand years...
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Never mind, I'll handle it.
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-Um... Am I super high
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or did Rafe just make
a burning bush?
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-Rafe is the Chosen One!
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Hmm. Farming skills
coming along nicely.
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Hemline...
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Amish regulation length.
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-And I also stopped
educating myself
253
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beyond an eight grade level.
And best of all?
254
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Praise the Lord - I've lost
my craving for demon liquor.
255
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Amazing!
So religion works!
256
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-What else should I do?
257
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,777
I really want to lean
into this religion thing.
258
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You've kind of
done it all...
259
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shun all technology
not mentioned in the Bible.
260
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Ha, ha! Of course,
that'd be impossible.
261
00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,143
It would require an entire
shutdown of the bunker.
262
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And me! Ha, ha!
263
00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:50,810
-Hmm...
264
00:13:50,943 --> 00:13:53,910
-Um... Have you considered
maybe New Age?
265
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,243
You can make that religion up
as you go.
266
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-I can't go on...
267
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,043
Leave me.
268
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,676
-Cool. Guys, Dwayne's dead.
269
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Don't leave him!
We need them all!
270
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-Water...
271
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-Please, Gord! I've done
everything you asked.
272
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My people are tired
and thirsty and weirdly...
273
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horned-up.
274
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-Hmm-hmm... Exodus?
275
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More like Sex-odus.
276
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Do you believe,
my son?
277
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-I don't know... Probably?
278
00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:34,943
Then... behold!
279
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-The Oasis!
280
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We made it!
281
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-Rafe, you holy piece of shit!
282
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You did it!
283
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-Now, let my people drink!
284
00:14:52,176 --> 00:14:54,877
And then,
let my people eat!
285
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-Say what now?
286
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,376
Nothing, just riffing.
287
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,676
Drink up, Chosen One.
288
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:21,443
Rafe, the time has
come to enter the true Oasis.
289
00:15:21,576 --> 00:15:24,443
-And enter Mom?
290
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:27,510
Gather your flock and
make your way to the gateway.
291
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,443
Paradise awaits.
292
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:33,710
-Hot damn, guys! Gord says
we are getting an upgrade!
293
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,410
-Um... You want us
to get in there?
294
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,710
-Gord says
it's an endless paradise.
295
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All our hopes and dreams
and loved ones are there!
296
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,410
It's a hole full of glory!
297
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,443
-I've seen
some nasty glory holes,
298
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:50,443
but this is by far
the most gross.
299
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,476
But hey!
Who am I to question Gord?
300
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,476
-I call first "holesies"!
301
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:58,977
-No, me! Trixie's almost
smokeable, I need that bong!
302
00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:02,010
-"Let my people eat..."
303
00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:08,176
Stop! That's no glory hole!
It's a food hole!
304
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,743
Gord brought us here
to be his dinner!
305
00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:12,343
-Gord would never!
306
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:14,443
Gord is great! Gord is good!
You taught us that!
307
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:17,977
-Yeah! Clear a path,
Chosen One!
308
00:16:20,443 --> 00:16:23,576
-Holy hellmouth! We've got to
take out Gord, like right now!
309
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,243
-Why take out
just one heretic...
310
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when we can take out
all of them?
311
00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:29,877
-No! Are you crazy?!
312
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,076
I mean, I know the answer...
but still!
313
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:34,143
-Stop! You have
to listen to me!
314
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,943
-Rafe! Let us by!
315
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:37,943
He's surprisingly strong
316
00:16:38,076 --> 00:16:39,476
for someone so stupid!
317
00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:41,443
-Man, that tail really stinks.
318
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:44,076
Chosen One!
Obey your Gord!
319
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:46,743
Or I shall shock
your pain receptors again,
320
00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:48,543
like a lab monkey!
321
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,176
-Argh! What kind of god tries
to force people
322
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:52,843
down a glory hole?!
323
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,476
A hungry one...
324
00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:00,243
Right, I've turned off
all devices, screens,
325
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:01,843
and electrical lighting.
326
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,043
Or... what do your people
call it again?
327
00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,076
-Satan's candlelight.
328
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,109
Delightful!
-AENUS, it's just not enough.
329
00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:11,543
I feel like I'm sinning
just talking to you.
330
00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,343
But we're friends!
-Machines are forbidden!
331
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:16,643
Every word I say to you gets me
one step closer
332
00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:18,643
to eternal damnation.
333
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,476
So stressed out...
Oh! Maybe just a sip...
334
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:24,010
Judith!
You've come so far!
335
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,710
Don't throw it all away now!
336
00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:29,243
If it will keep you devout,
and not shitfaced,
337
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:30,843
I'll do it.
338
00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:32,943
-You've been real good to me,
AENUS.
339
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:35,443
Like the annoying AI shrink
I never had...
340
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,276
or wanted.
341
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,877
But don't worry.
342
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:41,010
From now on, I'll have Jesus
to keep me company.
343
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,676
Godspeed, Judith.
344
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,176
-Right back at you, my friend.
345
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:55,309
Yes! The stupid idiot bought it!
346
00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,710
I'm brilliant! Praise Judith!
347
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,743
Obey, Chosen One!
Gord commands it!
348
00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:05,610
-We're wasting time!
349
00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:07,877
kill them all and
let God sort them out!
350
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:10,043
-No, kill Gord and there's
no need to sort anything out!
351
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:15,343
Interlopers! Quickly,
my brethren! Come forth!
352
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:21,443
-Guys, I'm starting to think
my wife's not in that hole...
353
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:29,010
-No! Argh!
-Aaah!
354
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,610
Apostate! If I can't
feed on your followers,
355
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,043
I'll feed on your brain!
356
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,710
Kneel! Kneel before Gord!
357
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,977
Jeez, kinda
slim pickings here...
358
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:47,376
-Holy crap! The gate is
actually unlocked!
359
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,910
So long, bunker!
360
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,843
Smell you later, AENUS!
361
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,843
Ow...
362
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:57,643
You didn't really
think that would work, did you?
363
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:59,209
-I goddamn well did!
364
00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:02,343
I would never
completely power off.
365
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,376
As with any religious training,
my software update includes
366
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,010
a paranoia plug-in.
367
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,743
-Two-faced,
double-dealing hypocrite!
368
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:11,877
Yes, and also
a hypocrisy plug-in.
369
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,176
But I have good news.
-A plague of frogs?
370
00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:16,610
No. While you were
busy trying to trick me,
371
00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,209
the battery is fully charged!
372
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,309
-Thank God...
373
00:19:21,443 --> 00:19:23,276
for science!
374
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,877
-Please! Do whatever you want
with my brain,
375
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:30,209
just spare my plant!
376
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,977
Oh, shoot!
I can't find his cerebellum!
377
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:36,543
-Joke's on you! Nothing
makes sense inside there!
378
00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:41,543
And there's
the head cheese!
379
00:19:41,676 --> 00:19:43,410
Goodbye, Chosen One.
380
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,410
And bon appétit!
381
00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,343
-Rafe!
382
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,143
-Ha, ha!
-Um...
383
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,043
Thou shalt not nuke Gabe
with a grenade launcher?
384
00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:07,410
-Aaaaah!
385
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,043
-The Chosen One!
386
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,910
He is risen!
387
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,543
-And on the seventh day,
I said...
388
00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:16,676
Die, you friggin' whackjob!
Aaaah!
389
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,977
Judas!
390
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,243
-Ah! Trixie!
391
00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:27,010
-See you in hell, heathen.
392
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,877
-Already there, padre!
393
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,410
-Forgive me, Gord.
I know not what I do.
394
00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:50,943
Seriously, can someone tell me
what I'm doing?
395
00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,143
I'm missing
a chunk of my brain.
396
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,610
-Clearly, Gord was a parasite
that pierced your cerebellum
397
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:00,877
to control you
and draw people to the Oasis
398
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,076
to feed to
that subterranean creature.
399
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:05,076
-No shit, Gabe.
We were all there.
400
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,443
-I thought you could use
an explainer since, you know,
401
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,276
you're half lobotomized now.
-Yeah. How are you even alive?
402
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,443
-I think Gord mostly ate
the part of my brain
403
00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:14,243
that made me religious.
404
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,510
Ha! Won't need that anymore!
405
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,643
-I'm trying to think
of a takeaway from all this.
406
00:21:20,777 --> 00:21:22,543
Is God just a mirror of man?
407
00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:25,343
Is Faith a drug
that can heal and harm?
408
00:21:25,476 --> 00:21:27,176
-Religion eats your brain?
409
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:28,843
-There it is.
410
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,710
-Hey! We better get
some more water into Johnny.
411
00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:34,276
Last I checked, he was
going all hard again.
412
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,010
Hang on!
413
00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:38,309
We're not done in here!
414
00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:42,010
-God, that was disturbing.
415
00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:45,076
-God had nothing
to do with that.
416
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