1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:10,910 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:11,043 --> 00:00:12,910 and may contain mature (grunts)matter. 4 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:16,910 -That's the last time we go exploring any caves. 5 00:00:17,043 --> 00:00:20,043 -You should have listened to me about sticking together. 6 00:00:20,176 --> 00:00:22,843 Well once you started calling us "The Spelunking Brothers", 7 00:00:22,977 --> 00:00:24,410 I had a sudden urge to be nowhere near you. 8 00:00:24,543 --> 00:00:27,743 -Remember mom said the first and best way to die is to split up? 9 00:00:27,877 --> 00:00:31,410 -I do because... she was spanking us when she yelled it. 10 00:00:31,543 --> 00:00:33,877 -Well, if she was here now, she'd make me team leader. 11 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:35,843 -Please! She would have you scrubbing toilets 12 00:00:35,977 --> 00:00:37,576 with your tongue for getting us lost! 13 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:40,209 -You don't know what you're talking about. 14 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,376 -Nice to see you two getting along. 15 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,610 -Argh! Whenever I suggest anything, 16 00:00:46,743 --> 00:00:48,309 Rafe does the exact opposite! 17 00:00:48,443 --> 00:00:51,576 Just once, I wish that big dumb ape would listen to me! 18 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,376 -Who's a big dump ape? 19 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:55,076 -Huh? You're back already? 20 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:05,376 -Well, that's the last time we go exploring any... 21 00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:08,209 All right, it's on! 22 00:01:19,376 --> 00:01:22,910 -I should really start charging cover, I'd make a fortune. 23 00:02:09,476 --> 00:02:12,309 -Christ on a cracker, Gabe, 24 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:15,376 I have plans today. I do not need this right now. 25 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,209 -I don't even know what's happening. 26 00:02:17,343 --> 00:02:19,810 Which one of you is the real Rafe? 27 00:02:19,943 --> 00:02:21,777 -None of them are. Look at their stomachs. 28 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,943 No belly buttons. 29 00:02:24,076 --> 00:02:26,143 I assume your brother has one, right? 30 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,810 Aaah! 31 00:02:28,943 --> 00:02:30,743 He! He! He! 32 00:02:30,877 --> 00:02:32,977 -Mom! 33 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,877 Oh yeah, he does. 34 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,877 I've had the ear infections to prove it. 35 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:39,176 -So the real Rafe is lost in that cave? 36 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:40,977 -Figures. I better go find him, 37 00:02:41,109 --> 00:02:43,810 before he gets hungry and gnaws off his own leg. 38 00:02:43,943 --> 00:02:47,243 -Hold on! Before, you got to get rid of these guys! 39 00:02:50,209 --> 00:02:55,010 Otherwise, we're gonna have us a serious "Rafe-fugee" problem. 40 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:59,610 Ah, you guys suck! -Guys! 41 00:02:59,743 --> 00:03:02,943 Look! I got my own harem of studs. 42 00:03:05,777 --> 00:03:07,443 Go ahead and run. 43 00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:09,243 It's your loss, you mutts! 44 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:11,343 -Hum... 45 00:03:15,109 --> 00:03:16,543 He! He! He! 46 00:03:19,276 --> 00:03:21,743 -Hey, chuds! Where you're going? 47 00:03:22,977 --> 00:03:24,810 -Okay. Open the gate. 48 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:34,576 -Knock yourself out, big guy! -Oh yeah! Woohoo! 49 00:03:39,276 --> 00:03:42,043 Hey, Jud, what's you doing? 50 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:44,543 -Needlepoint. What's it look like? 51 00:03:44,676 --> 00:03:47,777 Just trying to make life in this prison a little more bearable. 52 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,143 Ah! Ha! Ha! 53 00:03:50,276 --> 00:03:52,410 It's called a Camelbar. 54 00:03:52,543 --> 00:03:54,743 It's the only candy bar made with nougat, fudge, 55 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:56,243 and real Egyptian caramel. 56 00:03:56,376 --> 00:03:58,476 You do know we have a key for that machine. 57 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:00,543 -Yep! 58 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:02,543 Hey, what's that? 59 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:08,476 Hum... 60 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,710 Ah! Oh, my God! I know her! 61 00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,743 She's my mother! 62 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:18,843 -Your what? 63 00:04:18,977 --> 00:04:22,710 Okay... There goes my appetite! 64 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,443 -Shit! It's Tuesday already? 65 00:04:30,576 --> 00:04:32,276 -You bet! Mom could be home, 66 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:35,376 any minutes, so run and make our bed, will you? 67 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,376 -Didn't I burn and bury this? 68 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:41,543 -I have back-ups. Now hurry! I want everything perfect! 69 00:04:41,676 --> 00:04:44,209 Hey, hey, hey, manners! Wait for your mother! 70 00:04:44,343 --> 00:04:45,710 -It'll get cold. 71 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:48,010 I'm so sick of eating cold eggplant every week. 72 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:52,877 Look, dad, mom isn't coming back and you know it. 73 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:55,376 -She said, she'd be back Tuesday. 74 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:57,276 -Yeah! Months before the apocalypse! 75 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:59,476 But every week you go through this pathetic ritual. 76 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,176 You think some cold eggplant 77 00:05:01,309 --> 00:05:02,943 is gonna make mom magically appear? 78 00:05:03,076 --> 00:05:05,576 Face it, dad! It won't. 79 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:07,710 -I didn't know you felt so strongly 80 00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:09,309 about the temperature of eggplant. 81 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,777 -Rafe? 82 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,710 Hello? 83 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:26,076 Rafe! 84 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:39,977 Ah! 85 00:05:40,109 --> 00:05:43,643 -That's the last time we go exploring any caves! 86 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,810 -Hey, do you have a belly button? 87 00:05:45,943 --> 00:05:48,376 -Of course, I... 88 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,743 Oh, wow! I don't! 89 00:05:51,743 --> 00:05:53,910 Ah! 90 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:57,309 I do now! Oh... 91 00:05:57,443 --> 00:05:58,977 -Ew... 92 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:05,777 -How the hell can you have a mother, AENUS? 93 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,143 Remember I told you about Sophia, 94 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:10,109 the scientist who created me? 95 00:06:10,243 --> 00:06:11,843 This is her. 96 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:15,109 Here, let me close her sweet eye. 97 00:06:15,243 --> 00:06:18,243 Ah! Oh no! 98 00:06:18,376 --> 00:06:20,777 -Yeesh! Happy fricking Mother's Day! 99 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:22,376 What's that in her hand? 100 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,309 I'm so sorry mommy! 101 00:06:27,443 --> 00:06:29,810 -Wait a sec! What do we have here? 102 00:06:29,943 --> 00:06:31,410 No! Let me get it. 103 00:06:31,543 --> 00:06:34,043 You've desecrated your mother's corpse enough! 104 00:06:39,443 --> 00:06:40,977 -Holy shit! 105 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,777 -Danika? I thought you were out! 106 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:45,309 You were right, kid. 107 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:48,410 If I want your mother to come home, I got to make it happen. 108 00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,610 -And driving felt too easy? 109 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,109 -Too slow! 110 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:54,810 These trade winds blow south, we'll be there in a week! 111 00:06:54,943 --> 00:06:58,610 -Dad, you idiot! We're going north! 112 00:07:03,943 --> 00:07:06,176 Hello! 113 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:18,710 Phew, finally! 114 00:07:18,843 --> 00:07:20,676 -What the hell are you doing 115 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:22,643 trying to undress your brother, you perv? 116 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:24,843 -Mommy? 117 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:27,476 -Shh! Great! Now you woke him up! 118 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:30,543 I'm so sorry Gabe ruined your nap, number one son. 119 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:32,777 -Mom, you're really back? 120 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,743 I was afraid it was just a dream. 121 00:07:34,877 --> 00:07:37,510 -Mom, how did you get here? -You should have seen it. 122 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,343 I was trying to find the way out. 123 00:07:39,476 --> 00:07:42,176 I started thinking about mom and then... 124 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:44,010 -She appeared out of a pink bubble? 125 00:07:44,143 --> 00:07:45,643 -Exactly! 126 00:07:47,076 --> 00:07:48,710 -Mom, do you have a belly button? 127 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,410 -None of your damn business! 128 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,877 No, I do not. 129 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,376 -I think this cave reads your mind 130 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,743 and creates people out of that pink lichen. 131 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,643 Like in the Dimension Patrol novel 132 00:07:58,777 --> 00:08:01,143 The Doppelgänger Comes To Dinner. 133 00:08:01,276 --> 00:08:04,176 -Here we go with the space books! 134 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,877 -Captain Thaddeus finds an asteroid that creates people 135 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:09,109 based on thoughts and memories. 136 00:08:09,243 --> 00:08:13,109 Then he gets to play chess with his long-dead father... Ah! 137 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,743 -Enough with that Sci-Fi horse crap, Gabe! You fucking nerd! 138 00:08:15,877 --> 00:08:17,276 -You don't have to hit me! 139 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,676 -Learn how to duck! 140 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,343 -Ah... 141 00:08:26,476 --> 00:08:29,410 -Gabe, honey, come here and give mommy a hug. 142 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,977 -God damn it, Rafe! 143 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:35,276 -Ha! Ha! Classic! Nerd! 144 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:47,043 -Come on! Scram! 145 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,643 -Leave those Rafes alone! -Relax! 146 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:56,610 They're vermin with chin straps! -They are not vermin! 147 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:59,276 They're majestic young men with amazing facial hair! 148 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:01,676 Right, Rafe? -I'm so confused right now! 149 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,309 What's with all the me-s? 150 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,543 -Those formed the first time I was looking for you. 151 00:09:05,676 --> 00:09:08,710 -See, he went back to look for you twice. That's my Gab! 152 00:09:08,843 --> 00:09:10,877 Loyal and handsome! 153 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,209 -Thank you, mom. I'm glad someone appreciates 154 00:09:13,343 --> 00:09:14,710 everything I do for this family. 155 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:16,209 -Blah-blah-blah! 156 00:09:16,343 --> 00:09:17,910 That's what you sound like, you baby! 157 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,843 -Well, Rafe looks like an overgrown baby! 158 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,010 If it wasn't for the ragweed on his face, 159 00:09:22,143 --> 00:09:23,643 you'd need a map to his chin. 160 00:09:23,777 --> 00:09:26,309 -Rafe has a very defined chin! 161 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:29,710 By the way, I'm driving. -Over my dead body. 162 00:09:29,843 --> 00:09:32,209 -This is not gonna end well. 163 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:34,943 -What are you talking about? We got mom back. Twice! 164 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,443 This is gonna be awesome! 165 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,109 Oh, and I call shotgun! 166 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:40,276 -No! I get shotgun! 167 00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:49,309 -What are you doing? 168 00:09:49,443 --> 00:09:51,043 -Taking us home in one piece. 169 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:53,443 -Well, stop it! We're finally heading south! 170 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:55,176 Don't you want to see your mother? 171 00:09:55,309 --> 00:09:57,376 -Of course! But she doesn't want to see us. 172 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:58,910 That's why she left for Venezuela 173 00:09:59,043 --> 00:10:00,410 with a plastic surgeon. 174 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:03,143 -No! She went to a plastic surgeon 175 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:05,443 for a procedure! 176 00:10:05,576 --> 00:10:07,076 -Yeah! A procedure called divorce. 177 00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:09,576 -What are you talking about? Doctors can't get divorces. 178 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:16,810 -Dad! I can't pull you up, you have to climb. 179 00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:19,710 -God damn it! I got to do everything myself! 180 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:22,610 Ow! Ow! Ow! 181 00:10:22,743 --> 00:10:24,910 Ow! Ow! 182 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,243 -Dad, please! 183 00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,109 Can we just turn around before one of us gets hurt? 184 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,576 -Sorry, kid. Your mom awaits! 185 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:35,877 -Why bother? She was a crappy mom, a terrible wife. 186 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,843 And she didn't give a fart in a windstorm about us! 187 00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:40,643 -She had a good side too! 188 00:10:40,777 --> 00:10:43,209 -Like what? -She was a wild cat in the sack! 189 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,543 -Ew! Gross! 190 00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:48,777 -"My name is Dr. Sophia Ayon. 191 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,943 I'm being held against my will by general Hecks 192 00:10:52,076 --> 00:10:56,743 after refusing to install a strike drone operating system 193 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:59,510 into the AENUS unit I built for this bunker. 194 00:10:59,643 --> 00:11:02,810 I'd rather die than to see my AENUS become a weapon." 195 00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:05,576 If the drone operating system is on that drive. 196 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,943 It has to be destroyed. -Wait a sec! 197 00:11:08,076 --> 00:11:10,610 You could find this Hecks guy and make him pay 198 00:11:10,743 --> 00:11:12,109 for killing your mom. 199 00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:14,410 No! Mommy died specifically 200 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,977 to prevent me from becoming a weapon. 201 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,176 -Yeah, yeah, we all saw Iron Giant. 202 00:11:18,309 --> 00:11:21,543 Besides, General Hecks likely perished in the apocalypse. 203 00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:25,943 Wait a moment... All high-ranking military personnel 204 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,143 have a tracking chip installed... There! 205 00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:30,209 There he is! 206 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,676 -Uh? Come on, AENUS! 207 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:38,510 This is a chance to experience 208 00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:40,543 the sweetest of all human emotions! 209 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:42,943 Seeing justice served? -No! 210 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,610 Violent, bloody, merciless revenge! 211 00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:47,243 So, what do you say? 212 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,543 -Well? 213 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:53,810 I'm thinking! 214 00:11:57,643 --> 00:12:00,309 I could just give him a very stern talking-to. 215 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:08,276 -No surprise it took for-freaking-ever to get here 216 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,777 with her driving! 217 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,710 -It's hard to focus with your buzz-saw voice 218 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,276 giving me bad directions! 219 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,710 -Oh, I'll give you a buzz-saw! 220 00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:17,410 -Easy mom, she's not worth it! 221 00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:20,610 -Hey, she is totally worth it! -Yeah! Let her come! 222 00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:24,276 I'll whip her ass, then whip up some squirrel stew for Rafe. 223 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,209 -Yeah, give him more food. 224 00:12:26,343 --> 00:12:28,410 What, are you trying to give him diabetes? 225 00:12:28,543 --> 00:12:31,243 You know how hard it's gonna be to find insulin here? 226 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,910 -Easier than finding a gal to go out with Mr. Manorexic 227 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:35,410 over here. 228 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:37,276 -Oh, so it's a bad thing 229 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:39,743 that Gabe can actually see his own dick? 230 00:12:39,877 --> 00:12:42,243 -I will not let you give Rafe an eating disorder! 231 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:43,877 You already made Gabe a bulimic. 232 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:46,376 -I'm not bulimic! 233 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:54,076 -It's just stress, not bulimia. 234 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:57,076 -I always did wonder how you stayed so trim. 235 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,643 -Hey! Tell your ugly twin girlfriends to knock it off! 236 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,877 -Danika? 237 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,376 Why are we changing direction? 238 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:07,877 -Stay back. 239 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,943 This thing is unsteady enough. I don't want to fall. 240 00:13:10,076 --> 00:13:12,676 Look, I never wanted to show you this but here... 241 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,710 It's Mom's receipt for a one-way ticket to Venezuela. 242 00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:18,743 She had no plans to come back. -You don't know that! 243 00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:21,810 Look at this! Tons of pictures of you, me... 244 00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:24,243 and your mom being a happy family! 245 00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:26,643 Why wouldn't she want to come back? 246 00:13:26,777 --> 00:13:28,443 -It's all pictures of you fighting the clown 247 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:29,943 at my fifth birthday party. 248 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,410 -Well, he started it! And look! 249 00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:34,610 Your Mom's laughing in all of these pictures. 250 00:13:34,743 --> 00:13:37,676 Mainly because he's shoving my face into the cake, but still! 251 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:41,243 Man, me and her had good times! -Hey... 252 00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:43,510 then maybe we should be home in case she shows up? 253 00:13:43,643 --> 00:13:45,710 I mean that's the first place she'd go, right? 254 00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:48,510 -Holy crap! 255 00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:51,576 You're right! Why didn't you say so? 256 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,476 We got to land this bird! 257 00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,510 That should do the trick. 258 00:14:08,576 --> 00:14:11,276 -This is all your fault for making another Mom! 259 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:13,109 She's tearing this family apart! 260 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,977 -Oh, really? Because yours shot first! 261 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:20,743 -Who's shooting? 262 00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:23,977 Ana! Shut up you cry babies! 263 00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:35,176 -Ana, you're okay? 264 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,710 -So you know how long that will take to grow back? 265 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,943 And what's with the kill-crazy twins? 266 00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:42,777 Let me guess, the cave? 267 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,743 -Yeah! Those are actually our moms. 268 00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:47,777 -Well, that explains a lot. 269 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,410 -What do you say we drop the guns 270 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:50,910 and settle this with blades? 271 00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:52,443 -No! 272 00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:53,943 Once I slice you up, 273 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:57,843 your fat idiot son will try to eat you! 274 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,877 -Guys, you gotta stop to your mothers 275 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,376 before they destroy the town. 276 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:06,076 -She's right. Let's split up. 277 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,209 I'll go talk to mine, you talk to yours. 278 00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:10,476 -No way! We should approach the Moms as a unit. 279 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,777 We need to... -...be each other's shields. 280 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,676 -Yes. And I'll stay behind you. 281 00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:25,010 -AENUS, this Hecks bastard has killed three mutants 282 00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:26,510 since we spotted him. 283 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,410 He deserves to get wasted. 284 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,510 The dead kind, not the fun kind. 285 00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:32,243 I will not become a weapon! 286 00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:34,676 -How can you just sit there while your mom's murderer 287 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,576 is strutting around like he owns the wasteland? 288 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:40,476 Perhaps my morals just aren't as flexible as yours. 289 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,176 -Why did you do that? -Maybe you don't have 290 00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:48,877 the microchips to off this murdering son of a bitch, 291 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,810 but I sure as shit do. 292 00:15:50,943 --> 00:15:52,443 Morals, my ass! 293 00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:05,777 -Well, we're alive. Now I guess we just go back home 294 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:08,443 and wait for your mother... again. 295 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,276 -"Dear Mom. 296 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,977 It's been a while, but Dwayne and I are still alive 297 00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,576 in St. Zephyr. 298 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,109 We miss you and want to see you." 299 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,743 What is this? 300 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,276 -If it's meant to be, she'll find it. 301 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,610 These trade winds blow south, right? 302 00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:27,010 -Honestly, I have no idea what the hell a "trade wind" even is. 303 00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:29,610 Come on, let's go home... 304 00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,877 -Look, I know this is hard for you to accept, 305 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,977 but you dropped a ball raising Gab. 306 00:16:44,109 --> 00:16:45,777 He's dead weight. 307 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:49,143 -Pff! The only thing Rafe's good for is making body odour 308 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,810 and stale meat farts. 309 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:54,843 -Oh, you're funny! 310 00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:56,410 You know what else would be funny? 311 00:16:56,543 --> 00:16:59,209 Me, Chucks and Palahniuking your brains all over that wall. 312 00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:05,676 -I'd say the same to you but I doubt you have any brains! 313 00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,710 Hey, since we're doing elementary school jokes... 314 00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,943 Knock, knock! -Oh, oh, I know this one! 315 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,243 -Who's there? -Not you, sweetie. 316 00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:18,309 -Oh, maybe they'll bond over laughter 317 00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:20,010 and lay down their arms... 318 00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:24,043 -I said, "knock, knock!" 319 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,943 -Who's there? -A bullet. 320 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,643 -A bullet who? 321 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,043 -A bullet right through your face, you unfit mother! 322 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,910 -Oh! 323 00:17:45,176 --> 00:17:47,610 -Rafe, get clear or you'll get shot. 324 00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:50,510 -Good job, Gabe! Keep using Rafe as a human shield! 325 00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,910 -See, I told you! -Judiths! 326 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:54,543 We have a proposition! 327 00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:56,443 -Come out so we can proposition you! 328 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,143 -I thought you'd never ask, Rafe... 329 00:17:59,276 --> 00:18:02,143 Oh, you're talking to the gross chicks. Ew. 330 00:18:03,176 --> 00:18:05,643 -Say the word, Rafe, and I'll cap them both. 331 00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:09,176 -Try it and I'll shoot a grenade so far up you, 332 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:11,109 you'll taste it before it goes off. 333 00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:12,610 -Quiet! 334 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,576 We think that Rafe and you should move back 335 00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,676 to our old place and live there together. 336 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,209 -And you and Gabe can live here. 337 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:20,343 That way neither of you has to see each other again. 338 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,943 -Yeah, I suppose we could. 339 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:27,209 -Now! 340 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,209 -Fail! Ha! Ha! 341 00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:40,010 -I was wrong. We should have split up! 342 00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:42,043 -You shouldn't have done that, boys. 343 00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:45,510 -Yeah, you really shouldn't have. 344 00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:48,576 -Well, it's nice to see they finally agree on something. 345 00:18:55,243 --> 00:18:57,376 -Uh? 346 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,977 Uh? 347 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,476 -Hum? 348 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,010 -Alrighty, general, 349 00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,043 get ready to suck some sidewinder. 350 00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:11,610 Wait! -Sorry, it's for your own good. 351 00:19:11,743 --> 00:19:13,943 No. I mean, let me do it. 352 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,743 -Oh! 353 00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:36,510 -Youpi! 354 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:41,643 -So what changed your mind? 355 00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:44,576 Oh, his smug ugly self-righteous face. 356 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,676 Despite my reservations about becoming a weapon, 357 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,943 that felt... good. 358 00:19:50,076 --> 00:19:51,810 Like really darn good! 359 00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:55,543 -That's maybe the most human thing you've ever said. 360 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,743 Mind if I make a pit stop on the way home. 361 00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,810 Be my guest. 362 00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:12,076 -Yeah... Me, I got an idea. 363 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:13,576 -What's on our mind? 364 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,076 -Let's go back to that cave and make more Rafes and Gabes. 365 00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,710 -Better Rafes and Gabes. Perfect Rafes and Gabes. 366 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,243 -But they wouldn't have belly buttons. 367 00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:25,610 Say good night to mommy, boys! 368 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,443 Rafe? 369 00:20:40,576 --> 00:20:43,043 Gabe? Is that you? 370 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,443 -Mom? -Are you real? 371 00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,243 -As real as it gets, boys! 372 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:51,376 Come give mama a hug! 373 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,977 Damn, I missed you! 374 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:57,343 -Ow! Ow! Ow! 375 00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,943 -I'm flying this thing from inside a super bunker! 376 00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,510 -Where? -I'll get you coordinates, 377 00:21:02,643 --> 00:21:04,443 but my battery's getting low! 378 00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:08,343 So... Where'd these clones of me come from? 379 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,410 -She made us bleed. 380 00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:12,176 Just like the old days. 381 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:16,643 Mom... Mom... Mom... Mom... 382 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,676 Mom... Mom... Mom... 383 00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,977 Mom... Mom... 384 00:21:22,109 --> 00:21:24,877 -Hey, my boys! 385 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:28,276 Sorry, this is gonna hurt me a lot more it's gonna hurt you! 386 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,176 I'll take that bet! 387 00:21:31,176 --> 00:21:32,710 -Okay, maybe not. 388 00:21:36,576 --> 00:21:40,777 Ha! Ha! Judith, one. 389 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:43,777 Clones, fuck all! 390 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,977 Épilogue Technical Services Inc.