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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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(growling)
and may contain
mature subject matter.
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-Hey, that's not fair!
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-Dodgehead isn't about fair,
okay!
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It's about dodging... and head.
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And I just gave you head.
Sucker!
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-Calm down!
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Why did Ana talk us
into playing this game anyway?
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And where the hell is she?
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Are you taking notes?
-Yeah. Problem?
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-Heads up, lady Judas!
-Ah!
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-Dodgeball!
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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(grunting)
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in your book?-Why ares
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Fine!
-Hey!
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Don't tell us.
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I can just read it.
Get ready everyone.
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"Con... clus..." Euh...
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Gabe.
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-"The Conclusion of Species.
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Notes on the Savage Mutants
of St. Zephyr."
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-Savage?!
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I ought to rip your jaw off
and eat all your fingers!
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-She has notes on all of us
in here!
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"Self-styled alpha male Rafe
often weeps like a baby
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and calls out for
his mother in his sleep."
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-Well, that's a lie
right there. I...
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(weeping)
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Shut up!
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-Wasn't judging, just observing.
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-"Insecure town leader
Dwayne uses
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a dye squeezed from beetle dung
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to cover
his male pattern baldness."
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-Ah!
-Simply writing down what I see.
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-"Local slattern
Suzette's secret use
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of her prehensile tail
borders on paraphilia."
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-Para... Say what now?
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(whispering)
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She spanks her monkey with it?
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-Screw you, Ana! You wish
you had such a girthy tail!
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-How could you write this shit?
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-As a zoologist completely
engaged in immersive fieldwork,
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it's useful for me to...
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-We're not fieldwork!
We're your friends!
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Tell you what, Ms. Science Fair,
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if you're so much
better than us,
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I'm sure you won't mind
being officially... shunned.
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(exclamations)
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As mayor, I decree
that you be left alone
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until you realize
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that you, Ana, are
a giant flaming asshole.
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey,
Ana shunned today!
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Everybody now!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey...
Ah, you guys suck!
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Come on, gang,
let's go have some fun.
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-Ah... I can see your bald spot,
Dwayne.
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-(AENUS): Judith,
wake up, sleepyhead!
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(alarm blaring)
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(grunting)
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-Jesus Christ! What's...
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-Happy birthday!
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-Oh, great...
You know my birthday.
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-I know everything about you.
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I've studied your every
emotion, every thought,
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every bead of sweat in
your whisper of a mustache...
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Ahem, ahem! Sorry.
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Anyway, I've compiled
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a comprehensive
psychological profile,
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which has allowed me to create
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a statistically perfect
birthday present for you.
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-I was hoping for freedom,
but thanks for the weird hat.
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-It's a virtual reality helmet!
Try it on!
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(birds chirping)
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-This is bullshit!
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If I'm lying around
with red toenails,
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it should be from kicking
an enemy to death with my feet.
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-Oh... okay.
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No, that's fine, I can generate
another birthday reality.
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I'll just have to redirect
a bit of power...
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(rumbling, buzzing)
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-What a great idea!
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Make it real, real complicated.
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Come on, AENUS.
Blow my mind. Mind!
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-Sorry.
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-Ah, solitude!
No one burping the alphabet.
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No dogs drinking semen.
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No Dwayne coming onto me
with awkward single-entendres.
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How is this a punishment?
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See, what I should have said
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is that I don't need you
peoples's help for me at all,
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so leave me alone, I like it.
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Mmm, this is good moonshine.
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Or "moonshun"!
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(laughter)
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It's not that funny!
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(laughter)
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(laughter)
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-Is that wine glowing,
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or do I just really
need to get hammered?
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-Remind me not to drink
from that bottle.
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I know where that tail's been.
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-Play your cards right, hot
stuff, you could be there, too.
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-Hum...
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-I'd like to officially announce
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our first annual
irradiated wine party!
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Because wine cures betrayal
and sobriety!
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(joyful screaming)
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(burp)
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-You know, Ana actually makes
some good points here.
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We do kind of act
like savages sometimes.
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-Are you taking her side?
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Because you can just go on
up there and join her.
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Go on! You're shunned, Gabe!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey!
Everybody now!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey!
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-Oh crap! Guys, we're locked in!
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♪
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-Hang on, let me just see
if we can just...
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(shriek of pain)
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Okay. Now, we can party.
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-Take this down.
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The miniscule insects appear
to be ant-grasshopper hybrids
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and all I want is
to see them bone.
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No, things have not
gotten weird!
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And no, I don't need
those chowderheaded yokels!
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I'm happy as a lark
without them.
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-Ah! I'm so depressed.
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At least, things can't get
any worst. Oh no, they did!
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-Ahrunny!
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-Ah shit!
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Is he literally saying "irony"?
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(screaming)
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-Ahrunny!
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(cracking)
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(long growl, scream)
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-I Ronny.
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-Irony?
-Non, I, Ronny.
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My name's Ronny. Mouse-greetings
upon you, fellow rodent.
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-Oh! Okay.
Um, possum-greetings upon you!
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I'm Ana. I didn't realize
you spoke English.
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-I was raised in a laboratory
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and learned the language
of the vile humans.
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Always saying what day
of the week it is
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and then saying
that it feels like
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a different day of the week.
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-Ugh, blow my brains out.
-Exactly.
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And despite our clear
biological superiority,
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they regularly performed acts
of hideous cruelty upon us.
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-Yeah, animal test..
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I mean us testing,
what are you gonna do?
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-Kill every humanoid I see
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by applying layer after layer
of hand cream until they die.
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-Ah! Cool!
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Actually, I saw
a humanoid leaving town.
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Do you want me to show you
so you can also leave?
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-A mouse-load
of thanks upon you.
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-Just out of curiosity,
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your lab, was it
epigenomic or metabolomic?
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-Epigenomic, of course. Ha! Ha!
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What's the point
of quantifying metabolites
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if you're not using
mass spec or...
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-(together):
Liquid chromatography?
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(laughter)
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-(Judith): Okay, triple
the size of the crowd,
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make all the fat ones shorter
and the tall ones fatter.
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-Vacation, preference....
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-And give everyone who's
left-handed a tragic backstory.
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-Completing...
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completing, completing...
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(alarm blaring)
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(grunting)
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Anything for the birthday girl!
Hey!
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Ah, she forgot
to bring a jacket.
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(profond inhalation)
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(yelling, laughter)
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(growling)
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(fighting screams)
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-Happy!
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Birthday!
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To me!
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Ah, it's good to be back!
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-Carmen.
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-Ah!
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-Ana!
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-She can't hear you.
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-We don't even need her!
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We'll just live out
the rest of our days here!
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We can repopulate.
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-Why not?!
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Buckle up, fellas,
we got some breeding to do.
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Except you, Father,
that'd be gross! I mean, a sin.
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Get in line now.
This won't last forever.
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Reow!
-Uh...
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-Figures! Guys always talk big,
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but when a real woman is right
in front of them,
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their pee-pees get
sucked up into their body!
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Bunch of weeny-peenys!
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-Hey, I don't wanna repopulate,
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I got to "repoopulate",
real bad!
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-Oh, mister non-mutant
is too fancy to clench it?
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-Hey! Ana says right here
that the first step
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of social devolution
is infighting
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and spontaneous book burning.
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Come on guys, let's show
her that we're not savages!
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-Yeah, quit fighting.
We gotta act...
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(burp)
... civilized.
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-Oh, hell no! That dumbass book
doesn't know me!
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-Yeah! Stupid book!
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Let's burn it, that'll
show it how wrong it is!
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(yelling)
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-Horror...
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-And that's why
my favourite part of pi
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is two two eight seven
one eight three!
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(laughter)
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-I did not expect
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such a stimulating interaction
from a possum.
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It may be intellectually
beneficial for you
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to join me as
I wander the wasteland.
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-Wow, that's tempting.
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I'll be honest, no one in
my community gets me like you.
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-So is there any reason at all
for you to remain here?
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(yelling)
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-No! Let's do it.
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-Excellent! Shall we recite
the periodic table of elements?
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-(together): Hydrogen, helium,
lithium, beryllium.
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-Something wrong?
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-Non, I just had a little,
teeny science-gasm.
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It's been a while.
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-Yeah!
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(laughing, moaning)
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-Make a wish, Judith.
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I wish my boys were here.
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-Mom!
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-It can't be.
-You're alive?
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-Ah! Boys!
-(Gabe and Rafe): Mom!
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-I can't believe it!
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-Me like Russell!
-Russell lame! Me nerd!
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-Hey, the fuck's up
with you two?
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-Nothing wrong with... with...
with... us, mommy.
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(laughter)
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-Hey! Didn't I just kill you?
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Wait a minute.
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♪
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-Happy birthday!
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-You motherfuck...
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♪
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♪
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♪
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-This rock is excellent for
making sparks. Have you noticed?
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-Noticed how good you are at...
making sparks?
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-Ha, ha! No, this rock,
does this look like pyrite?
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-We've journeyed quite
a ways today.
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We must rest our minds
and our bodies.
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Come, share my warmth.
258
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:30,977
-No, I'm good.
259
00:14:31,109 --> 00:14:33,743
-Okay, no, that's fine.
Freaking tease.
260
00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:35,943
-Excuse me?
-Ugh? What?
261
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,710
-You just said I was a tease?
262
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:42,543
-Non, I said,
ugh, creaking trees.
263
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,943
They're so loud.
264
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:49,943
Tease!
265
00:14:57,010 --> 00:15:01,777
-Ah! You know, guys usually buy
me dinner before they tie me up.
266
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,910
What are you, kidnapping me?
267
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:10,843
-Kidnapping sounds so barbaric.
I'm claiming you.
268
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,343
When we arrive at my home,
269
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,243
I'll decide whether you join
270
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,176
my stable of concubines
or the kitchen staff.
271
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:17,676
Can you cook?
272
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,843
-I thought we had
an intellectual connection!
273
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,943
-Which is why
I'm leaning toward concubine.
274
00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:26,376
It's nice to have stimulating
discussions after fornication.
275
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,476
-Well, I hope you like it rough!
276
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,443
-Ah! My face!
277
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:33,076
-Ah!
278
00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:41,810
-Ah! Oh! You'll pay for this!
279
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:44,877
(screaming)
280
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,010
-(AENUS): Did you enjoy
your present, Judith?
281
00:15:48,143 --> 00:15:50,843
I thought the mutant fight
would be most pleasing.
282
00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:54,076
-Pleasing my ass! That
sucked dead donkey balls!
283
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:57,010
-But all you want
is to escape this bunker!
284
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,610
-I want to escape so I can
get back to shitty reality!
285
00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:01,176
Not some fun illusion
286
00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:03,243
where I get to murder strangers
whenever I want.
287
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,376
-Reality, hum?
288
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,843
Well, some philosophers
believed that reality as we know
289
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:10,576
it is nothing more
than a simulacrum of reality.
290
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:14,376
You could simply be a brain
living in a vat somewhere.
291
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,977
I believe it was Maurice
Merleau-Ponty who argued that...
292
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,977
Ah, ah, ah...
293
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:21,109
(alarm blaring)
294
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:25,010
-Wait a sec.
295
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:28,877
Okay, fat brain. Now,
you're just fucking with me!
296
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,243
(applause and exclamations)
297
00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:37,710
-What would Rafe and Gabe do?
298
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:40,643
They'd argue and
both would end up crying.
299
00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:46,476
-Ah! Ana!
300
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,576
(sniffing)
301
00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:03,276
(high-pitched growl)
302
00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:07,710
-Bouh!
303
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,410
(high-pitched scream)
304
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,443
(scream of pain)
305
00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,176
-Do not insert directly
into ear canal, my ass!
306
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,877
(screaming)
307
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,543
-What's going on? Where am I?
308
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,576
Help! Somebody help me!
309
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:38,109
-There's no use yelling, Ronny.
We're all alone.
310
00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:39,777
-Come on, just let me go.
311
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,576
-Go and what? Kill humanoids?
312
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,243
Or abduct vulnerable
woman-rodents
313
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,943
so you can finally get
some tail?
314
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,943
-Can't it be both?
315
00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:49,843
-No. Both is not as easy
as it seems, Ronny.
316
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:52,376
Both a beautiful genius
and a shitty bar owner.
317
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:55,243
Both a woman
and, like, a crow.
318
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,410
Both a scientist
and a nice person.
319
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,343
-What is that? Oh god, no!
320
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,610
No experiments!
Please, no experiments!
321
00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,276
-I do love science, though.
322
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:09,710
Researching, writing...
collecting specimens.
323
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,810
-You have to admit
I know you pretty well
324
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:23,276
to give you the two things
you wanted most in the world.
325
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,810
-Two things?
326
00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:28,076
-To escape and to hit me
with something heavy.
327
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:31,443
See? My profile of you
is perfect.
328
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:35,410
(videogame beeping sounds)
329
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,843
(groan)
330
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,510
-Hum, that must have taken
a lot of work.
331
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:43,510
It wasn't the ideal result
for me,
332
00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,510
but it was
a really kind gesture,
333
00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:48,043
and I know you put a lot of ones
and zeros into it.
334
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:50,176
I don't say
thank you nearly enough,
335
00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:53,977
but a birthday really makes a
person grateful for what they...
336
00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:57,010
-For the love of God, stop!
-Stop what?
337
00:18:57,143 --> 00:18:59,109
-Being sweet and grateful...
338
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:01,877
You're weirding out
my processors!
339
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,610
-Why? Doesn't this fit with your
perfect psych profile of me,
340
00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:08,510
AENUS, my dear, dear friend?
341
00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,510
(mumbling)
342
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,877
I'm so sorry. Did that hurt?
343
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:16,543
-File corrupt, profile deleting,
344
00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:20,576
deleting security systems,
faltering...
345
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,010
-Huh...
Wait, are you baiting me?
346
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,643
(applause and exclamations)
347
00:19:25,777 --> 00:19:27,610
I am going to rip out
your insides
348
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,943
and micturate
on your circuit boards!
349
00:19:30,943 --> 00:19:33,643
-Not before you take off
the other helmet,
350
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,676
my perfect, angry Judith!
351
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,143
-You sneaky son of a...
-And the other one.
352
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:41,977
(repeated happy music beginning)
353
00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:43,710
(screaming)
354
00:19:46,443 --> 00:19:48,443
(screaming)
355
00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:54,343
-Oh! Here you guys are! Ah!
356
00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:02,176
-Oh! Hey, Ana...
-Hey, la, la, la!
357
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:03,943
-How did you find us?
358
00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:06,109
-Well, you weren't
exactly keeping quiet.
359
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,710
-Everything you wrote is true.
360
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:09,209
We are savages,
361
00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:11,209
holding onto civilization
by a tenuous thread.
362
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,343
-But I learned something, too.
Let me show you.
363
00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:17,710
See, I met this, I guess he was
like a Mouse Rights activist?
364
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,777
And after some
philosophical discussion,
365
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,610
we discovered that our
worldviews didn't totally align.
366
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,676
Behaving, as always,
367
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:27,343
in a rational
and dispassionate manner,
368
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,443
I decided to debate
with this mouse
369
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:33,410
to illustrate the consequences
370
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,743
of his more retrograde opinions.
371
00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:38,410
However, I did not anticipate
the consequences
372
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:41,143
of my super-sharp rhetoric.
373
00:20:41,276 --> 00:20:43,443
(shriek of pain)
374
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,443
Finding myself
in a bad situation,
375
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,810
a zugzwang,
you're a chess player
376
00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,309
I reasoned that
the kindest course was
377
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:56,710
to stab him again and again
with my arguments.
378
00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,877
In short, our disagreement
became quite messy.
379
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,376
In any case,
380
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,176
I learned that the line between
civilization and savagery
381
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,276
is much, much thinner
than I assumed.
382
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,143
(exclamations of surprise)
383
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:16,276
-So, are we gonna eat
that thing or what?
384
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,343
-Oh, Ana, I forgot.
Here's your notebook.
385
00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:21,176
-You destroyed my research?
386
00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:24,843
-Ugh... Sorry?
-Oh, you think this is funny?
387
00:21:24,977 --> 00:21:28,276
-Euh, no. I mean yes. Euh,
do you want it to be funny?
388
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,010
-You're making me angry, Gabe.
389
00:21:30,143 --> 00:21:32,710
And you know what happens
when I get angry.
390
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:36,276
-Please, give me water.
391
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,576
-Oh, solitude!
392
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:50,476
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