1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:12,476 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:15,176 and may contain mature subject matter. 4 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,343 -Hey, that's not fair! 5 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,576 -Dodgehead isn't about fair, okay! 6 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:32,843 It's about dodging... and head. 7 00:00:32,977 --> 00:00:34,977 And I just gave you head. Sucker! 8 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:37,076 -Calm down! 9 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,943 Why did Ana talk us into playing this game anyway? 10 00:00:40,076 --> 00:00:41,910 And where the hell is she? 11 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:47,243 Are you taking notes? -Yeah. Problem? 12 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:49,777 -Heads up, lady Judas! -Ah! 13 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:51,476 -Dodgeball! 14 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:27,243 in your book?-Why ares 15 00:01:27,376 --> 00:01:28,877 Fine! -Hey! 16 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:30,376 Don't tell us. 17 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:32,643 I can just read it. Get ready everyone. 18 00:01:32,777 --> 00:01:36,309 "Con... clus..." Euh... 19 00:01:36,443 --> 00:01:38,109 Gabe. 20 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:39,610 -"The Conclusion of Species. 21 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:42,510 Notes on the Savage Mutants of St. Zephyr." 22 00:01:42,643 --> 00:01:44,010 -Savage?! 23 00:01:44,143 --> 00:01:46,010 I ought to rip your jaw off and eat all your fingers! 24 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:48,010 -She has notes on all of us in here! 25 00:01:48,143 --> 00:01:50,576 "Self-styled alpha male Rafe often weeps like a baby 26 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,376 and calls out for his mother in his sleep." 27 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,610 -Well, that's a lie right there. I... 28 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,810 Shut up! 29 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:00,376 -Wasn't judging, just observing. 30 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:02,376 -"Insecure town leader Dwayne uses 31 00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:04,143 a dye squeezed from beetle dung 32 00:02:04,276 --> 00:02:06,309 to cover his male pattern baldness." 33 00:02:06,443 --> 00:02:09,276 -Ah! -Simply writing down what I see. 34 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:12,209 -"Local slattern Suzette's secret use 35 00:02:12,343 --> 00:02:15,510 of her prehensile tail borders on paraphilia." 36 00:02:15,643 --> 00:02:17,010 -Para... Say what now? 37 00:02:18,643 --> 00:02:20,010 She spanks her monkey with it? 38 00:02:20,143 --> 00:02:23,777 -Screw you, Ana! You wish you had such a girthy tail! 39 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,710 -How could you write this shit? 40 00:02:25,843 --> 00:02:27,943 -As a zoologist completely engaged in immersive fieldwork, 41 00:02:28,076 --> 00:02:29,576 it's useful for me to... 42 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,710 -We're not fieldwork! We're your friends! 43 00:02:31,843 --> 00:02:33,543 Tell you what, Ms. Science Fair, 44 00:02:33,676 --> 00:02:35,576 if you're so much better than us, 45 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,043 I'm sure you won't mind being officially... shunned. 46 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:42,076 As mayor, I decree that you be left alone 47 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:43,910 until you realize 48 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:47,576 that you, Ana, are a giant flaming asshole. 49 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:51,643 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey, Ana shunned today! 50 00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:53,143 Everybody now! 51 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:56,076 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey... Ah, you guys suck! 52 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,376 Come on, gang, let's go have some fun. 53 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:03,543 -Ah... I can see your bald spot, Dwayne. 54 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,910 Judith, wake up, sleepyhead! 55 00:03:17,543 --> 00:03:19,543 -Jesus Christ! What's... 56 00:03:19,676 --> 00:03:21,476 -Happy birthday! 57 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:24,410 -Oh, great... You know my birthday. 58 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:28,109 -I know everything about you. 59 00:03:28,243 --> 00:03:30,777 I've studied your every emotion, every thought, 60 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:34,676 every bead of sweat in your whisper of a mustache... 61 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:38,443 Ahem, ahem! Sorry. 62 00:03:38,576 --> 00:03:40,643 Anyway, I've compiled 63 00:03:40,777 --> 00:03:42,443 a comprehensive psychological profile, 64 00:03:42,576 --> 00:03:44,343 which has allowed me to create 65 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:47,309 a statistically perfect birthday present for you. 66 00:03:47,443 --> 00:03:51,010 -I was hoping for freedom, but thanks for the weird hat. 67 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:55,643 -It's a virtual reality helmet! Try it on! 68 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,743 -This is bullshit! 69 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:11,977 If I'm lying around with red toenails, 70 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:14,576 it should be from kicking an enemy to death with my feet. 71 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:17,410 -Oh... okay. 72 00:04:17,543 --> 00:04:21,010 No, that's fine, I can generate another birthday reality. 73 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:23,810 I'll just have to redirect a bit of power... 74 00:04:26,476 --> 00:04:28,643 -What a great idea! 75 00:04:28,777 --> 00:04:32,176 Make it real, real complicated. 76 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:40,043 Come on, AENUS. Blow my mind. Mind! 77 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:41,877 -Sorry. 78 00:04:44,276 --> 00:04:46,843 -Ah, solitude! No one burping the alphabet. 79 00:04:46,977 --> 00:04:48,910 No dogs drinking semen. 80 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:51,977 No Dwayne coming onto me with awkward single-entendres. 81 00:04:52,977 --> 00:04:56,010 How is this a punishment? 82 00:04:56,143 --> 00:04:57,510 See, what I should have said 83 00:04:57,643 --> 00:04:59,476 is that I don't need you peoples's help for me at all, 84 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,977 so leave me alone, I like it. 85 00:05:02,109 --> 00:05:04,510 Mmm, this is good moonshine. 86 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,476 Or "moonshun"! 87 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,143 It's not that funny! 88 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:25,010 -Is that wine glowing, 89 00:05:25,143 --> 00:05:27,309 or do I just really need to get hammered? 90 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:29,309 -Remind me not to drink from that bottle. 91 00:05:29,443 --> 00:05:31,309 I know where that tail's been. 92 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:34,810 -Play your cards right, hot stuff, you could be there, too. 93 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,743 -Hum... 94 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:39,143 -I'd like to officially announce 95 00:05:39,276 --> 00:05:41,710 our first annual irradiated wine party! 96 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:46,810 Because wine cures betrayal and sobriety! 97 00:05:52,777 --> 00:05:55,643 -You know, Ana actually makes some good points here. 98 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:57,943 We do kind of act like savages sometimes. 99 00:05:58,076 --> 00:05:59,443 -Are you taking her side? 100 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,643 Because you can just go on up there and join her. 101 00:06:01,777 --> 00:06:04,710 Go on! You're shunned, Gabe! 102 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:08,143 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey! Everybody now! 103 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:10,276 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey! 104 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:15,343 -Oh crap! Guys, we're locked in! 105 00:06:19,877 --> 00:06:23,810 -Hang on, let me just see if we can just... 106 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:27,610 Okay. Now, we can party. 107 00:06:29,109 --> 00:06:31,410 -Take this down. 108 00:06:31,543 --> 00:06:33,843 The miniscule insects appear to be ant-grasshopper hybrids 109 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,176 and all I want is to see them bone. 110 00:06:38,843 --> 00:06:41,043 No, things have not gotten weird! 111 00:06:41,176 --> 00:06:43,176 And no, I don't need those chowderheaded yokels! 112 00:06:43,309 --> 00:06:46,276 I'm happy as a lark without them. 113 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:51,176 -Ah! I'm so depressed. 114 00:06:51,309 --> 00:06:54,309 At least, things can't get any worst. Oh no, they did! 115 00:06:54,443 --> 00:06:57,109 -Ahrunny! 116 00:06:57,243 --> 00:06:58,743 -Ah shit! 117 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,243 Is he literally saying "irony"? 118 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:06,176 -Ahrunny! 119 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:37,843 -I Ronny. 120 00:07:37,977 --> 00:07:40,476 -Irony? -Non, I, Ronny. 121 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:44,576 My name's Ronny. Mouse-greetings upon you, fellow rodent. 122 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:48,443 -Oh! Okay. Um, possum-greetings upon you! 123 00:07:48,576 --> 00:07:51,543 I'm Ana. I didn't realize you spoke English. 124 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,543 -I was raised in a laboratory 125 00:07:53,676 --> 00:07:55,476 and learned the language of the vile humans. 126 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,576 Always saying what day of the week it is 127 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,576 and then saying that it feels like 128 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,143 a different day of the week. 129 00:08:01,276 --> 00:08:03,410 -Ugh, blow my brains out. -Exactly. 130 00:08:03,543 --> 00:08:06,376 And despite our clear biological superiority, 131 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:11,276 they regularly performed acts of hideous cruelty upon us. 132 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:13,143 -Yeah, animal test.. 133 00:08:13,276 --> 00:08:16,109 I mean us testing, what are you gonna do? 134 00:08:16,243 --> 00:08:17,877 -Kill every humanoid I see 135 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:21,276 by applying layer after layer of hand cream until they die. 136 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:23,943 -Ah! Cool! 137 00:08:24,076 --> 00:08:27,176 Actually, I saw a humanoid leaving town. 138 00:08:27,309 --> 00:08:29,176 Do you want me to show you so you can also leave? 139 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,143 -A mouse-load of thanks upon you. 140 00:08:31,276 --> 00:08:33,143 -Just out of curiosity, 141 00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:36,476 your lab, was it epigenomic or metabolomic? 142 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,309 -Epigenomic, of course. Ha! Ha! 143 00:08:38,443 --> 00:08:40,309 What's the point of quantifying metabolites 144 00:08:40,443 --> 00:08:41,977 if you're not using mass spec or... 145 00:08:42,109 --> 00:08:43,977 Liquid chromatography? 146 00:08:48,209 --> 00:08:51,143 Okay, triple the size of the crowd, 147 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:54,076 make all the fat ones shorter and the tall ones fatter. 148 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,510 -Vacation, preference.... 149 00:08:58,343 --> 00:09:01,543 -And give everyone who's left-handed a tragic backstory. 150 00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:04,143 -Completing... 151 00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:09,777 completing, completing... 152 00:09:24,543 --> 00:09:28,143 Anything for the birthday girl! Hey! 153 00:09:29,543 --> 00:09:31,877 Ah, she forgot to bring a jacket. 154 00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:59,643 -Happy! 155 00:09:59,777 --> 00:10:01,710 Birthday! 156 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,209 To me! 157 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:11,576 Ah, it's good to be back! 158 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:19,276 -Carmen. 159 00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:22,777 -Ah! 160 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,777 -Ana! 161 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,777 -She can't hear you. 162 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:28,810 -We don't even need her! 163 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:31,276 We'll just live out the rest of our days here! 164 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,376 We can repopulate. 165 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:34,877 -Why not?! 166 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,777 Buckle up, fellas, we got some breeding to do. 167 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:41,643 Except you, Father, that'd be gross! I mean, a sin. 168 00:10:41,777 --> 00:10:46,076 Get in line now. This won't last forever. 169 00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:48,710 Reow! -Uh... 170 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,877 -Figures! Guys always talk big, 171 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,877 but when a real woman is right in front of them, 172 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,010 their pee-pees get sucked up into their body! 173 00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:56,510 Bunch of weeny-peenys! 174 00:10:56,643 --> 00:10:58,777 -Hey, I don't wanna repopulate, 175 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:01,743 I got to "repoopulate", real bad! 176 00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:04,710 -Oh, mister non-mutant is too fancy to clench it? 177 00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:07,810 -Hey! Ana says right here that the first step 178 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:10,309 of social devolution is infighting 179 00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:12,410 and spontaneous book burning. 180 00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:15,243 Come on guys, let's show her that we're not savages! 181 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,810 -Yeah, quit fighting. We gotta act... 182 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,209 ... civilized. 183 00:11:20,343 --> 00:11:24,276 -Oh, hell no! That dumbass book doesn't know me! 184 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,743 -Yeah! Stupid book! 185 00:11:26,877 --> 00:11:30,109 Let's burn it, that'll show it how wrong it is! 186 00:11:34,977 --> 00:11:37,043 -Horror... 187 00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:39,610 -And that's why my favourite part of pi 188 00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:42,076 is two two eight seven one eight three! 189 00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:45,877 -I did not expect 190 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:48,710 such a stimulating interaction from a possum. 191 00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:51,043 It may be intellectually beneficial for you 192 00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:53,576 to join me as I wander the wasteland. 193 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,710 -Wow, that's tempting. 194 00:11:55,843 --> 00:11:58,710 I'll be honest, no one in my community gets me like you. 195 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,977 -So is there any reason at all for you to remain here? 196 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,810 -No! Let's do it. 197 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:14,843 -Excellent! Shall we recite the periodic table of elements? 198 00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:19,076 Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium. 199 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:20,576 -Something wrong? 200 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:24,910 -Non, I just had a little, teeny science-gasm. 201 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,910 It's been a while. 202 00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,410 -Yeah! 203 00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:35,843 -Make a wish, Judith. 204 00:12:35,977 --> 00:12:39,076 I wish my boys were here. 205 00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,777 -Mom! 206 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:46,843 -It can't be. -You're alive? 207 00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:51,010 -Ah! Boys! Mom! 208 00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:53,743 -I can't believe it! 209 00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:57,743 -Me like Russell! -Russell lame! Me nerd! 210 00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:02,443 -Hey, the fuck's up with you two? 211 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:05,510 -Nothing wrong with... with... with... us, mommy. 212 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,910 -Hey! Didn't I just kill you? 213 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,576 Wait a minute. 214 00:13:19,443 --> 00:13:21,943 -Happy birthday! 215 00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:23,543 -You motherfuck... 216 00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:14,576 -This rock is excellent for making sparks. Have you noticed? 217 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,943 -Noticed how good you are at... making sparks? 218 00:14:18,076 --> 00:14:22,010 -Ha, ha! No, this rock, does this look like pyrite? 219 00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:24,510 -We've journeyed quite a ways today. 220 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:27,243 We must rest our minds and our bodies. 221 00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:29,209 Come, share my warmth. 222 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:30,977 -No, I'm good. 223 00:14:31,109 --> 00:14:33,743 -Okay, no, that's fine. Freaking tease. 224 00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:35,943 -Excuse me? -Ugh? What? 225 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,710 -You just said I was a tease? 226 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:42,543 -Non, I said, ugh, creaking trees. 227 00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,943 They're so loud. 228 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:49,943 Tease! 229 00:14:57,010 --> 00:15:01,777 -Ah! You know, guys usually buy me dinner before they tie me up. 230 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,910 What are you, kidnapping me? 231 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:10,843 -Kidnapping sounds so barbaric. I'm claiming you. 232 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,343 When we arrive at my home, 233 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,243 I'll decide whether you join 234 00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,176 my stable of concubines or the kitchen staff. 235 00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:17,676 Can you cook? 236 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,843 -I thought we had an intellectual connection! 237 00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,943 -Which is why I'm leaning toward concubine. 238 00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:26,376 It's nice to have stimulating discussions after fornication. 239 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,476 -Well, I hope you like it rough! 240 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,443 -Ah! My face! 241 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:33,076 -Ah! 242 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:41,810 -Ah! Oh! You'll pay for this! 243 00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,010 Did you enjoy your present, Judith? 244 00:15:48,143 --> 00:15:50,843 I thought the mutant fight would be most pleasing. 245 00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:54,076 -Pleasing my ass! That sucked dead donkey balls! 246 00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:57,010 -But all you want is to escape this bunker! 247 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,610 -I want to escape so I can get back to shitty reality! 248 00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:01,176 Not some fun illusion 249 00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:03,243 where I get to murder strangers whenever I want. 250 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,376 -Reality, hum? 251 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,843 Well, some philosophers believed that reality as we know 252 00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:10,576 it is nothing more than a simulacrum of reality. 253 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:14,376 You could simply be a brain living in a vat somewhere. 254 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,977 I believe it was Maurice Merleau-Ponty who argued that... 255 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,977 Ah, ah, ah... 256 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:25,010 -Wait a sec. 257 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:28,877 Okay, fat brain. Now, you're just fucking with me! 258 00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:37,710 -What would Rafe and Gabe do? 259 00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:40,643 They'd argue and both would end up crying. 260 00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:46,476 -Ah! Ana! 261 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:07,710 -Bouh! 262 00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,176 -Do not insert directly into ear canal, my ass! 263 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,543 -What's going on? Where am I? 264 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,576 Help! Somebody help me! 265 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:38,109 -There's no use yelling, Ronny. We're all alone. 266 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:39,777 -Come on, just let me go. 267 00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,576 -Go and what? Kill humanoids? 268 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,243 Or abduct vulnerable woman-rodents 269 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,943 so you can finally get some tail? 270 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,943 -Can't it be both? 271 00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:49,843 -No. Both is not as easy as it seems, Ronny. 272 00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:52,376 Both a beautiful genius and a shitty bar owner. 273 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:55,243 Both a woman and, like, a crow. 274 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,410 Both a scientist and a nice person. 275 00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,343 -What is that? Oh god, no! 276 00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,610 No experiments! Please, no experiments! 277 00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,276 -I do love science, though. 278 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:09,710 Researching, writing... collecting specimens. 279 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,810 -You have to admit I know you pretty well 280 00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:23,276 to give you the two things you wanted most in the world. 281 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,810 -Two things? 282 00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:28,076 -To escape and to hit me with something heavy. 283 00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:31,443 See? My profile of you is perfect. 284 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,510 -Hum, that must have taken a lot of work. 285 00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:43,510 It wasn't the ideal result for me, 286 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,510 but it was a really kind gesture, 287 00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:48,043 and I know you put a lot of ones and zeros into it. 288 00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:50,176 I don't say thank you nearly enough, 289 00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:53,977 but a birthday really makes a person grateful for what they... 290 00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:57,010 -For the love of God, stop! -Stop what? 291 00:18:57,143 --> 00:18:59,109 -Being sweet and grateful... 292 00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:01,877 You're weirding out my processors! 293 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,610 -Why? Doesn't this fit with your perfect psych profile of me, 294 00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:08,510 AENUS, my dear, dear friend? 295 00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,877 I'm so sorry. Did that hurt? 296 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:16,543 -File corrupt, profile deleting, 297 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:20,576 deleting security systems, faltering... 298 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,010 -Huh... Wait, are you baiting me? 299 00:19:25,777 --> 00:19:27,610 I am going to rip out your insides 300 00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,943 and micturate on your circuit boards! 301 00:19:30,943 --> 00:19:33,643 -Not before you take off the other helmet, 302 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,676 my perfect, angry Judith! 303 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,143 -You sneaky son of a... -And the other one. 304 00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:54,343 -Oh! Here you guys are! Ah! 305 00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:02,176 -Oh! Hey, Ana... -Hey, la, la, la! 306 00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:03,943 -How did you find us? 307 00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:06,109 -Well, you weren't exactly keeping quiet. 308 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,710 -Everything you wrote is true. 309 00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:09,209 We are savages, 310 00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:11,209 holding onto civilization by a tenuous thread. 311 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,343 -But I learned something, too. Let me show you. 312 00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:17,710 See, I met this, I guess he was like a Mouse Rights activist? 313 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,777 And after some philosophical discussion, 314 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,610 we discovered that our worldviews didn't totally align. 315 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,676 Behaving, as always, 316 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:27,343 in a rational and dispassionate manner, 317 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,443 I decided to debate with this mouse 318 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:33,410 to illustrate the consequences 319 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,743 of his more retrograde opinions. 320 00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:38,410 However, I did not anticipate the consequences 321 00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:41,143 of my super-sharp rhetoric. 322 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,443 Finding myself in a bad situation, 323 00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,810 a zugzwang, you're a chess player 324 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,309 I reasoned that the kindest course was 325 00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:56,710 to stab him again and again with my arguments. 326 00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,877 In short, our disagreement became quite messy. 327 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,376 In any case, 328 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,176 I learned that the line between civilization and savagery 329 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,276 is much, much thinner than I assumed. 330 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:16,276 -So, are we gonna eat that thing or what? 331 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,343 -Oh, Ana, I forgot. Here's your notebook. 332 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:21,176 -You destroyed my research? 333 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:24,843 -Ugh... Sorry? -Oh, you think this is funny? 334 00:21:24,977 --> 00:21:28,276 -Euh, no. I mean yes. Euh, do you want it to be funny? 335 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,010 -You're making me angry, Gabe. 336 00:21:30,143 --> 00:21:32,710 And you know what happens when I get angry. 337 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:36,276 -Please, give me water. 338 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,576 -Oh, solitude! 339 00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:50,476 Épilogue Technical Services Inc.