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-Hey, that's not fair!
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-Dodgehead isn't about fair,
okay!
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It's about dodging... and head.
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And I just gave you head.
Sucker!
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-Calm down!
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Why did Ana talk us
into playing this game anyway?
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And where the hell is she?
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Are you taking notes?
-Yeah. Problem?
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-Heads up, lady Judas!
-Ah!
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-Dodgeball!
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in your book?-Why ares
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Fine!
-Hey!
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Don't tell us.
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I can just read it.
Get ready everyone.
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"Con... clus..." Euh...
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Gabe.
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-"The Conclusion of Species.
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Notes on the Savage Mutants
of St. Zephyr."
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-Savage?!
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I ought to rip your jaw off
and eat all your fingers!
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-She has notes on all of us
in here!
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"Self-styled alpha male Rafe
often weeps like a baby
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and calls out for
his mother in his sleep."
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-Well, that's a lie
right there. I...
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Shut up!
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-Wasn't judging, just observing.
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-"Insecure town leader
Dwayne uses
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a dye squeezed from beetle dung
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to cover
his male pattern baldness."
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-Ah!
-Simply writing down what I see.
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-"Local slattern
Suzette's secret use
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of her prehensile tail
borders on paraphilia."
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-Para... Say what now?
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She spanks her monkey with it?
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-Screw you, Ana! You wish
you had such a girthy tail!
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-How could you write this shit?
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-As a zoologist completely
engaged in immersive fieldwork,
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it's useful for me to...
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-We're not fieldwork!
We're your friends!
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Tell you what, Ms. Science Fair,
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if you're so much
better than us,
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I'm sure you won't mind
being officially... shunned.
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As mayor, I decree
that you be left alone
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until you realize
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that you, Ana, are
a giant flaming asshole.
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey,
Ana shunned today!
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Everybody now!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey...
Ah, you guys suck!
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Come on, gang,
let's go have some fun.
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-Ah... I can see your bald spot,
Dwayne.
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Judith,
wake up, sleepyhead!
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-Jesus Christ! What's...
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-Happy birthday!
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-Oh, great...
You know my birthday.
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-I know everything about you.
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I've studied your every
emotion, every thought,
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every bead of sweat in
your whisper of a mustache...
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Ahem, ahem! Sorry.
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Anyway, I've compiled
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a comprehensive
psychological profile,
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which has allowed me to create
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a statistically perfect
birthday present for you.
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-I was hoping for freedom,
but thanks for the weird hat.
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-It's a virtual reality helmet!
Try it on!
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-This is bullshit!
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If I'm lying around
with red toenails,
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it should be from kicking
an enemy to death with my feet.
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-Oh... okay.
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No, that's fine, I can generate
another birthday reality.
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I'll just have to redirect
a bit of power...
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-What a great idea!
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Make it real, real complicated.
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Come on, AENUS.
Blow my mind. Mind!
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-Sorry.
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-Ah, solitude!
No one burping the alphabet.
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No dogs drinking semen.
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No Dwayne coming onto me
with awkward single-entendres.
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How is this a punishment?
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See, what I should have said
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is that I don't need you
peoples's help for me at all,
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so leave me alone, I like it.
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Mmm, this is good moonshine.
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Or "moonshun"!
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It's not that funny!
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-Is that wine glowing,
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or do I just really
need to get hammered?
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-Remind me not to drink
from that bottle.
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I know where that tail's been.
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-Play your cards right, hot
stuff, you could be there, too.
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-Hum...
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-I'd like to officially announce
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our first annual
irradiated wine party!
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Because wine cures betrayal
and sobriety!
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-You know, Ana actually makes
some good points here.
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We do kind of act
like savages sometimes.
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-Are you taking her side?
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Because you can just go on
up there and join her.
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Go on! You're shunned, Gabe!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey!
Everybody now!
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Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey!
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-Oh crap! Guys, we're locked in!
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-Hang on, let me just see
if we can just...
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Okay. Now, we can party.
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-Take this down.
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The miniscule insects appear
to be ant-grasshopper hybrids
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and all I want is
to see them bone.
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No, things have not
gotten weird!
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And no, I don't need
those chowderheaded yokels!
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I'm happy as a lark
without them.
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-Ah! I'm so depressed.
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At least, things can't get
any worst. Oh no, they did!
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-Ahrunny!
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-Ah shit!
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Is he literally saying "irony"?
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-Ahrunny!
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-I Ronny.
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-Irony?
-Non, I, Ronny.
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My name's Ronny. Mouse-greetings
upon you, fellow rodent.
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-Oh! Okay.
Um, possum-greetings upon you!
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I'm Ana. I didn't realize
you spoke English.
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-I was raised in a laboratory
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and learned the language
of the vile humans.
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Always saying what day
of the week it is
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and then saying
that it feels like
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a different day of the week.
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-Ugh, blow my brains out.
-Exactly.
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And despite our clear
biological superiority,
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they regularly performed acts
of hideous cruelty upon us.
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-Yeah, animal test..
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I mean us testing,
what are you gonna do?
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-Kill every humanoid I see
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by applying layer after layer
of hand cream until they die.
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-Ah! Cool!
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Actually, I saw
a humanoid leaving town.
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Do you want me to show you
so you can also leave?
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-A mouse-load
of thanks upon you.
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-Just out of curiosity,
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your lab, was it
epigenomic or metabolomic?
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-Epigenomic, of course. Ha! Ha!
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What's the point
of quantifying metabolites
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if you're not using
mass spec or...
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Liquid chromatography?
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Okay, triple
the size of the crowd,
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make all the fat ones shorter
and the tall ones fatter.
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-Vacation, preference....
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-And give everyone who's
left-handed a tragic backstory.
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-Completing...
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completing, completing...
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Anything for the birthday girl!
Hey!
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Ah, she forgot
to bring a jacket.
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-Happy!
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Birthday!
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To me!
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Ah, it's good to be back!
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-Carmen.
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-Ah!
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-Ana!
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-She can't hear you.
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-We don't even need her!
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We'll just live out
the rest of our days here!
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We can repopulate.
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-Why not?!
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Buckle up, fellas,
we got some breeding to do.
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Except you, Father,
that'd be gross! I mean, a sin.
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Get in line now.
This won't last forever.
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Reow!
-Uh...
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-Figures! Guys always talk big,
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but when a real woman is right
in front of them,
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their pee-pees get
sucked up into their body!
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Bunch of weeny-peenys!
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-Hey, I don't wanna repopulate,
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I got to "repoopulate",
real bad!
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-Oh, mister non-mutant
is too fancy to clench it?
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-Hey! Ana says right here
that the first step
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of social devolution
is infighting
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and spontaneous book burning.
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Come on guys, let's show
her that we're not savages!
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-Yeah, quit fighting.
We gotta act...
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... civilized.
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-Oh, hell no! That dumbass book
doesn't know me!
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-Yeah! Stupid book!
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Let's burn it, that'll
show it how wrong it is!
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-Horror...
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-And that's why
my favourite part of pi
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is two two eight seven
one eight three!
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-I did not expect
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such a stimulating interaction
from a possum.
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It may be intellectually
beneficial for you
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to join me as
I wander the wasteland.
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-Wow, that's tempting.
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I'll be honest, no one in
my community gets me like you.
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-So is there any reason at all
for you to remain here?
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-No! Let's do it.
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-Excellent! Shall we recite
the periodic table of elements?
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Hydrogen, helium,
lithium, beryllium.
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-Something wrong?
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-Non, I just had a little,
teeny science-gasm.
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It's been a while.
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-Yeah!
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-Make a wish, Judith.
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I wish my boys were here.
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-Mom!
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-It can't be.
-You're alive?
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-Ah! Boys!
Mom!
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-I can't believe it!
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-Me like Russell!
-Russell lame! Me nerd!
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-Hey, the fuck's up
with you two?
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-Nothing wrong with... with...
with... us, mommy.
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-Hey! Didn't I just kill you?
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Wait a minute.
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-Happy birthday!
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-You motherfuck...
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-This rock is excellent for
making sparks. Have you noticed?
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-Noticed how good you are at...
making sparks?
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-Ha, ha! No, this rock,
does this look like pyrite?
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-We've journeyed quite
a ways today.
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We must rest our minds
and our bodies.
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Come, share my warmth.
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-No, I'm good.
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-Okay, no, that's fine.
Freaking tease.
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-Excuse me?
-Ugh? What?
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-You just said I was a tease?
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-Non, I said,
ugh, creaking trees.
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They're so loud.
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Tease!
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-Ah! You know, guys usually buy
me dinner before they tie me up.
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What are you, kidnapping me?
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-Kidnapping sounds so barbaric.
I'm claiming you.
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When we arrive at my home,
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I'll decide whether you join
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my stable of concubines
or the kitchen staff.
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Can you cook?
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-I thought we had
an intellectual connection!
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-Which is why
I'm leaning toward concubine.
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It's nice to have stimulating
discussions after fornication.
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-Well, I hope you like it rough!
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-Ah! My face!
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-Ah!
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-Ah! Oh! You'll pay for this!
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Did you enjoy
your present, Judith?
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I thought the mutant fight
would be most pleasing.
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-Pleasing my ass! That
sucked dead donkey balls!
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-But all you want
is to escape this bunker!
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-I want to escape so I can
get back to shitty reality!
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Not some fun illusion
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where I get to murder strangers
whenever I want.
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-Reality, hum?
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Well, some philosophers
believed that reality as we know
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it is nothing more
than a simulacrum of reality.
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You could simply be a brain
living in a vat somewhere.
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I believe it was Maurice
Merleau-Ponty who argued that...
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Ah, ah, ah...
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-Wait a sec.
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Okay, fat brain. Now,
you're just fucking with me!
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-What would Rafe and Gabe do?
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They'd argue and
both would end up crying.
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-Ah! Ana!
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-Bouh!
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-Do not insert directly
into ear canal, my ass!
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-What's going on? Where am I?
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Help! Somebody help me!
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-There's no use yelling, Ronny.
We're all alone.
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-Come on, just let me go.
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-Go and what? Kill humanoids?
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Or abduct vulnerable
woman-rodents
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so you can finally get
some tail?
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-Can't it be both?
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-No. Both is not as easy
as it seems, Ronny.
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Both a beautiful genius
and a shitty bar owner.
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Both a woman
and, like, a crow.
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Both a scientist
and a nice person.
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-What is that? Oh god, no!
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No experiments!
Please, no experiments!
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-I do love science, though.
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Researching, writing...
collecting specimens.
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-You have to admit
I know you pretty well
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to give you the two things
you wanted most in the world.
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-Two things?
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-To escape and to hit me
with something heavy.
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See? My profile of you
is perfect.
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-Hum, that must have taken
a lot of work.
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It wasn't the ideal result
for me,
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but it was
a really kind gesture,
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and I know you put a lot of ones
and zeros into it.
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I don't say
thank you nearly enough,
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but a birthday really makes a
person grateful for what they...
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-For the love of God, stop!
-Stop what?
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-Being sweet and grateful...
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You're weirding out
my processors!
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-Why? Doesn't this fit with your
perfect psych profile of me,
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AENUS, my dear, dear friend?
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I'm so sorry. Did that hurt?
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-File corrupt, profile deleting,
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deleting security systems,
faltering...
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-Huh...
Wait, are you baiting me?
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I am going to rip out
your insides
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and micturate
on your circuit boards!
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-Not before you take off
the other helmet,
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my perfect, angry Judith!
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-You sneaky son of a...
-And the other one.
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-Oh! Here you guys are! Ah!
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-Oh! Hey, Ana...
-Hey, la, la, la!
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-How did you find us?
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-Well, you weren't
exactly keeping quiet.
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-Everything you wrote is true.
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We are savages,
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holding onto civilization
by a tenuous thread.
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-But I learned something, too.
Let me show you.
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See, I met this, I guess he was
like a Mouse Rights activist?
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And after some
philosophical discussion,
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we discovered that our
worldviews didn't totally align.
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Behaving, as always,
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in a rational
and dispassionate manner,
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I decided to debate
with this mouse
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to illustrate the consequences
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of his more retrograde opinions.
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However, I did not anticipate
the consequences
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of my super-sharp rhetoric.
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Finding myself
in a bad situation,
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a zugzwang,
you're a chess player
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I reasoned that
the kindest course was
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to stab him again and again
with my arguments.
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In short, our disagreement
became quite messy.
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In any case,
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I learned that the line between
civilization and savagery
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is much, much thinner
than I assumed.
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-So, are we gonna eat
that thing or what?
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-Oh, Ana, I forgot.
Here's your notebook.
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-You destroyed my research?
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-Ugh... Sorry?
-Oh, you think this is funny?
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-Euh, no. I mean yes. Euh,
do you want it to be funny?
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-You're making me angry, Gabe.
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And you know what happens
when I get angry.
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-Please, give me water.
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-Oh, solitude!
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